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MiraJeff's Been KNOCKED UP!!

First by jslstrauss	Dec 5th, 2006 10:56:36 PM
How quaint. This movie is going to rock. Period.
Wow, MiraJeff is a tool.. by El Scorcho	Dec 5th, 2006 10:59:45 PM
just like George Clooney. Anyone who looks up to that douche is worthless.
I respect what Clooney does... by jrbarker	Dec 5th, 2006 11:10:36 PM
He picks interesting projects to be a part of and is shaping up to be a pretty good director.
Jesus, that was TOO LONG!! by S-Mart shopper	Dec 5th, 2006 11:11:45 PM
If it's close to 40yr old and/or Grandmas Boy then it's worth a looksy. BrownBomber Bitches!
Tuna salad sandwich by yaz67	Dec 5th, 2006 11:20:18 PM
Man, I am craving a tuna salad sandwich.
And speaking of "knocked up"... by Ganthet	Dec 5th, 2006 11:27:57 PM
Why does every review on this site have at least one paragraph going into the reviewer's girlfriend or would-be girlfriend in a completely irrelevant way? WE GET IT - you found a morbidly obese person who happened to be missing a penis to go to a movie with you. Can you just stick to the actual review (i.e. the part that people might possibly care about)?
how you gonna trash Old School like that? by freak2thec0re	Dec 5th, 2006 11:32:09 PM
c'mon now. If you hated Old School, then I think I'll probably disagree with your opinion on THIS film as well
Big fan by Merkin Muffley	Dec 5th, 2006 11:43:34 PM
Can't wait.
it was truly mediocre by s0nicdeathmonkey	Dec 6th, 2006 01:12:25 AM
yup. nothing great here and way too long.
for a guy who doesn't like George Lucas that much by slder78	Dec 6th, 2006 01:25:27 AM
it's funny how he managed to make his review like the opening scroll of Star Wars - all six episodes COMBINED. Geez that was a long review. I think the Ghettysberg Address was shorter.
Saw this a few weeks back by Lenny72	Dec 6th, 2006 04:58:33 AM
Fucken hilarious. Without a doubt. Just wanted to add a little bit about the great supporting cast...the bouncer was played by Craig Robinson who plays Daryl, on the Office, the warehouse manager. The executives are played by Alan Tudyk of Firefly and Serenity fame, and Kristen Wiig from SNL, who honestly steals all 2 or 3 scenes she's in.
Maybe I'm not devoted enough to films... by Mr_Sleep001	Dec 6th, 2006 05:42:46 AM
...but if it comes down to hot date that, who knows, might someday be hot girlfriend and more (especially if you've not been on a date in a long time)...versus a film that's coming out anyway. You know what, I'm going to put on the clean undies, shower in deoderant and aftershave and meet me a hot girl. Or is that just me??
I'm sure this is a funny movie but come on! by brycemonkey	Dec 6th, 2006 07:27:17 AM
You've been slobbering over this for months. And you open your 'review' by saying the man behind it is someone you respect and envey over all others in the movies. Riiiight. Just give your review, you don't have to suck him off in public. Show some class.
Retitle this article: "MiraJeff got STOOD Up!" by Frijole	Dec 6th, 2006 07:30:15 AM
Sorry, man. You can try to paint it another way... but it looks like you got the shaft.
Mr_Sleep beat me to it... by keyserSOZE	Dec 6th, 2006 07:53:11 AM
MiraJeff, you aspire to sleep with a girl who is out of your league, yet you mention that you basically bailed on a hot girl in order to see an Apatow movie? that's not gonna help you get the job done, son. for shame. your penis does not forgive you.
slder78 by aicmb	Dec 6th, 2006 10:29:47 AM
The Gettysburg Address is 270 words long. It is reknowned for its compellingness despite its brevity. Knowing is half the battle.
I think she was jusy lying to you Mira. by vinceklortho	Dec 6th, 2006 11:44:24 AM
sorry, caught in traffic?! Then gives you the okay to see the movie yourself. She was relieved she got out of that so easy! It's that hot girl in accounting you cornered at work isn't it? Just messing with you Mira. Look forward to this movie in about a year in a half.
Why the need for long ass personal stories by Lando Griffin	Dec 6th, 2006 01:04:17 PM
taht have little to do with - I don't know - THE REVIEW OF THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!?!? I love Apatow and crew and am looking forward to this but no matter how much Rogen does in fact rule - I would not be a tool and yell it out in public. And vinceklortho is right - you gave her an easy out to what was sure to be a shitty, non-eventful night out with a tool.
Old School was boring by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Dec 6th, 2006 01:41:11 PM
Not enough laughs at all. 40YOV was pretty funny and original. I will check this out.
I've never disliked a reviewer more.... by exie	Dec 6th, 2006 02:15:48 PM
God, I just wanted to slap the shit out of this guy writing the review. His style, tone and words just angered me to no end. Don't let this turd send in any more reviews. Talk about a public suck off. I'm an Apatow fan, but this even this review made me wretch.
Katherine Heigl ?!? by JohnnyFriendly	Dec 6th, 2006 02:16:34 PM
I thought the female lead in this pic was gonna be Anne Hathaway! Heigl is OK & all ( I guess -- I don't watch Gray's Anatomy", being straight and all ) but Hathaway isn't afraid to show the goods and I'd imagine a flick that features a celeb nude website would remember rule number 1: Skin to win, Baby !
"Empty, Souless Crap Like Old School"??? by BigTuna	Dec 6th, 2006 02:28:21 PM
WTF? Old School was a funny, entertaining comedy. How exactly did it have no soul to it? It perfectly captures that feeling you get around 30 when you panic and just want to turn 19 again and drink with your buddies and meet chicks.
"War And Peace" was shorter... by BigTuna	Dec 6th, 2006 02:30:38 PM
What an egotistical jackass this guy comes accross. Christ, i'm suppose to read that novel of a review? Making it long-winded doesn't make it good.
Don't let the haters get you down, Jeff by colematthews	Dec 6th, 2006 04:18:01 PM
Seriously. People act like reading this review is some sort of sisyphean task to be completed, and you just made it that much harder by actually bothering to include context and depth. You bastard, how could you? Although giving the verbal smackdown to Old School wasn't the best choice. Nor was your ill-fated attempt at a Michael J. Fox joke. (Yes, I get it; he has Parkinson's, which means he would give a shitty haircut. Got it.) Also? Don't be the guy that yells in the theater, and then congratulates himself because he drew a few titters. It wasn't funny. Trust me. But still, I enjoyed your review.
Interesting review...but how do you lose to uwe boll by IngoSaint	Dec 6th, 2006 11:09:39 PM
Why.O.Why
relax by forenzix	Dec 7th, 2006 02:20:59 AM
damn, everyone needs to stop riding mirajeff. from all the reviews ive read, the writer is well spoken, professional, and honest in his opinions. i agree he needs to tone down the personal stuff, and not always be so verbose, but come one, in these times where anyone can write in any bullshit about anything, i think mirajeff is a standout amongst the over abundance of self righteous arrogantly opionated assholes.
Way to shout out The Girl Next Door! by DiscoGodfather	Dec 7th, 2006 10:34:55 AM
Speaking of criminally underrated.
ugh by DeadPanWalking	Dec 7th, 2006 10:39:10 AM
I can't help but think that when you're older and look back on your life, you're going to regret ditching out on dates with actual women to watch sneak premiers.
I, too, am enraged! Stop writing so damn much! by thebearovingian	Dec 7th, 2006 06:35:39 PM
Why is every frickin review for this damn movie so damn long? OK, 'Knocked Up' is the best movie ever so please tell us how much you love the director, who the director reminds you of, your original plans before you had a gift from God drop into your lap (tickets to the screening), your new plans afterward, describe the opening credits, describe the font used in said opening credits, explain the cinematography of the first shot etc etc etc. Think I'VE written too much in response (and I believe I have)? I haven't even read the whole damn thing yet!

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