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A pretty nice PRIMEVAL poster has hit!! Check out dem bones here!!!

It's like a cross between that lousy Douglas/Kilmer by chrth	Dec 4th, 2006 03:25:39 PM
film (the one where you rooted for the Lions) and Lake Placid. I mean, I'm assuming Orlando Jones is there to get some laughs, right?
Sounds, meh. The other croc flick sounds like more fun by Novaman5000	Dec 4th, 2006 03:28:56 PM
"A news team is sent to South Africa to capture and bring home a legendary 25-foot crocodile. Their difficult task turns potentially deadly when a warlord targets them for death."
Great frickin title by Cheif Brody	Dec 4th, 2006 03:44:15 PM
How long has cinema been around...and we are just NOW getting a film called "Primeval"? Hope the movie lives up to that awesome title. I can already hear Don LaFontaine's voice in the trailer....
Can an animal really be called a "serial killer"? by Doctor_Sin	Dec 4th, 2006 03:47:46 PM
I mean, yeah, Gustave the Croc is big and has eaten plenty of people (like 17 or so up and down a coast)...but, I don't think of a huge animal being a "serial killer." I like the poster and all - I just think they better jaz up the promotional stuff for this or else people will cry false advertising and no one wants to split hairs. That said, I'm looking forward to it.
More posters like this please! by Ray Gamma	Dec 4th, 2006 03:53:38 PM
It's like 1978 all over again. Friggin marvellous!
If Orlando Jones gets eaten in the first 3.5 seconds... by SydBarretsMyDad	Dec 4th, 2006 03:54:06 PM
...then the movie might be enjoyable. I cant stand him. No reason. Well....aside from his hair.
Sounds dumb by Doggus47	Dec 4th, 2006 04:04:25 PM
Plot Synopsis: The high-stakes adventure follows a news producer (Purcell), cameraman (Jones) and reporter who are dispatched to South Africa to track down and bring home alive a legendary 25-foot crocodile known as Gustave. However, their quarry proves far more elusive and deadly than they anticipated, and their situation turns even more perilous when a feared warlord targets them for death.
A croc as a serial killer? by Fleet	Dec 4th, 2006 04:11:08 PM
...That's just stupid... As for being the most prolific? Prolific meaning productive, abundant, creative, plentiful... How fuckn stupid... any wild animal who kills it's prey as a natural predator would by this definition be prolific... It'll be Straight to Video here in SA, Im sure - They won't even bother with Straight to DVD.
So is Dominic Purcell the next Colin Farrell? by CreasyBear	Dec 4th, 2006 04:30:29 PM
Seems he's getting a bunch of little projects in a row before he's gotten the chance to prove whether he can bring in money or not.
LOL anchorite, I thought the same thing. by nomihs	Dec 4th, 2006 04:59:10 PM
I just saw the Orlando and skipped the Jones. Yeah, the tagline is misleading and will skew the staying/buzz power of the film.
based on true story? by darthcreep	Dec 4th, 2006 05:22:25 PM
you decide? http://www.nationalgeographic. com/adventure/0503/excerpt3.ht ml
I Wanna Proch Right Now!!! by DonkeyTron	Dec 4th, 2006 05:24:16 PM
PROCHNOW!!!
Terrible poster.This is not art.Thisis pure necrophilia by Proman1984	Dec 4th, 2006 05:36:07 PM
Yuck. You can always tell when the filmakers and their marketers have no originality what-so ever. They put out crap like this!
Its "Eaten Alive," Quint. by Uncapie	Dec 4th, 2006 06:02:46 PM
Starring Marilyn Burns, Robert England and the second most decorated Marine in World War II; Neville Brand.
So Quint, you loved Lake Placid.... by alienindisguise	Dec 4th, 2006 06:03:45 PM
WOW!!! That is all I can say.
"The Alligator Man" is another. by Uncapie	Dec 4th, 2006 06:04:32 PM
With Beverly Garland and Lon Chaney, jr. "Gonna getchu' Alligator Man!"
Dark Age??? by cerebulon	Dec 4th, 2006 06:08:35 PM
What the heck is this? Who is in it and when did it come out?
If O-Lan Jones gets eaten out in the first 3.5 seconds by BannedOnTheRun	Dec 4th, 2006 06:20:56 PM
I might add it to the bottom of my Netflix queue.
BannedontheRun... by beastie	Dec 4th, 2006 06:36:21 PM
It will be a completely different movie if Orlando Jones gets eaten OUT rather than just eaten. Your hopes for the movie sound a little awkward; A croc eating OUT a comedian. EWWWW.
Brooke Langton is quite the hottie.... by Monkey_King	Dec 4th, 2006 06:39:27 PM
and she would've played a damn good Jean Grey in the X-Men films. Famke was alright, but Brooke has something else... I can't put my hairy monkey finger on(or can I?)
I would also like to see Jones eaten out by a crocodile by Deuce Hexx	Dec 4th, 2006 07:09:40 PM
and if its in the first 3.5 seconds, I can only imagine what they would do for the climax. (so to speak)
poor Lewis Teague by Sir Loin	Dec 4th, 2006 07:29:33 PM
He's just not getting the geek worship he deserves.
Wost. Tagline. Ever. by CTU Mole	Dec 4th, 2006 08:59:34 PM
So it's a movie about a real life serial killer? Why all the skulls on the poster? Are those the real skulls of the real victims? What kind of sick fuck...it's about a crocodile? Oh. That sounds about right. WTF?
Screw That! Jessica Alba lookin H-A-W-T! by StarBlitzer	Dec 4th, 2006 09:05:35 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yfo8hn
H.H. Holmes by kafka07	Dec 4th, 2006 10:28:31 PM
Might be cool judging by how gruesome the poster is. But really one of the most prolific serial killers in history was HH Holmes, and that pile of bones in the poster is what his basement looked like. There's a documentary film out there on the guy, a charming fellow with an elaborate castle. A live action film about him would be cooler than a croc.
Huh? by Purgatori	Dec 5th, 2006 12:22:01 AM
I just read the plot for this. This sounds like a complete clusterfuck of a film. And Dominic Purcell sucks ass. He's a terrible actor. After having seen him in Blade 3 and Gravedancers plus his other wonderful work on his first Fox series John Doe, how can anyone hire this piece of wood? Ugh.. This sounds like it belongs with Anaconda Hunt for the Red October Blood Diamond on Lake Placid During a Prison Break
Rock on Uncapie by Purgatori	Dec 5th, 2006 12:23:50 AM
Ragin Cajun Chaney was the best.
Make 7... by Osmosis Jones	Dec 5th, 2006 09:06:25 AM
...UP yours!
The antogonist falls victim to a hidden stingray by WOPR	Dec 5th, 2006 03:17:04 PM
Oh, the humanity. Misleading, indeed. That is a fairly intense poster. I'm not a huge fan of killer animals and John Gacy type insects. The jury is still out on this one until I see more evidence that this will evolve into a well-acted movie and not degenrate into a glorified blood fondu fountain.
bones cool by onefatman	Dec 6th, 2006 12:58:36 AM
blurry type tarded

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