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ACK!! OMG!!! OMG!!! Less Than 10 Seconds of the New HARRY POTTER Trailer!!! Faint!!!

uh...okay! by filmicdrummer17	Nov 17th, 2006 06:44:31 PM
Excitement, I guess...
Very short. by CoursinLarry	Nov 17th, 2006 06:48:30 PM
Yet, very blue.
Not first! by Jeebs	Nov 17th, 2006 06:48:55 PM
Yay!
Umm...Yes, Radcliffe... by Julius Dithers	Nov 17th, 2006 06:52:15 PM
Compared to Alan Fucking Rickman, yes...yes, you are weak.
some decent atmosphere by mmm_free_wig	Nov 17th, 2006 06:53:02 PM
Hopefully this one makes some sort of sense. Still can't believe it was 'love' that saved him as a baby. Weak!
mmm_free_wig by zacdilone	Nov 17th, 2006 06:59:15 PM
It wasn't just "love," it was the sacrificial love of his mother. Pay attention to your classical mythology...sacrificial love is powerful. To call it "weak" shows complete ignorance, especially given the intriguing way Rowling worked it into the later books.
mmm_free_wig by llac9	Nov 17th, 2006 07:05:20 PM
I thought it was weak...well...I thought it was something worse...but as zacdilone pointed out, Rowling has explained that a lot better in the following books. I wonder how they´re gonna pull off OotP on screen. They pulled off the last one...just barely. This one is gonna be alot tougher.
Awesome, a trailer for a trailer! by The Ref	Nov 17th, 2006 07:08:26 PM
Flames on Optimus Prime.
harry's on 'roids by Jubba	Nov 17th, 2006 07:11:35 PM
his neck is huge!
Countdown on How Hermione has matured comment by dtpena	Nov 17th, 2006 07:21:58 PM
10 9...
woohoo by bongo123	Nov 17th, 2006 07:30:57 PM
roll on another potter weekend
Damn You David Yates! by KarmicRelief	Nov 17th, 2006 07:35:49 PM
Oops! I mean...Damn you Michael Bay!
I'm posting on a talkback by Fabulous Freak	Nov 17th, 2006 07:41:37 PM
On a website so I can discuss 10 seconds of a TRAILER for a movie geared towards KIDS. WHAT HAVE I BECOME???? ... CLICK ... I'm out of BULLETS!!
dtpena!! by nolan bautista	Nov 17th, 2006 07:42:21 PM
here goes..3..2..1! check out the tits on Whormoine!!..Bukkake on Whormoine!!..Rape scenes!..a ball drainer scene (like Natalie Portmans lolita scene in "V for Vendetta"..Harry Potters tight white ass!! Rons red pubic hair !!..i want everything..ATM..DP..Blacks on Blondes..Asian Bondage..Bestiality..Necrophil ia..Midget orgies..
that sucked... by wolvenom	Nov 17th, 2006 08:00:18 PM
nough' said
Hermione is hot! She niicccccccceeeee by wolvenom	Nov 17th, 2006 08:02:42 PM
I'd do her....
Worth every second by georges garvaren	Nov 17th, 2006 08:27:44 PM
but that aint saying much.
Nolan Bautista, you just ruined my childhood by georges garvaren	Nov 17th, 2006 08:30:43 PM
and that happend more then twenty years ago. Nice work.
I AM NOT WEAK!!!! by Pipple	Nov 17th, 2006 08:58:42 PM
THEN PROVE IT !! OMG AAAAAAAAAAHHHH...
who cares? by yassoo	Nov 17th, 2006 09:21:28 PM
whats the deal with these movies anyway? grown men and women acting like children in cults, lining up to read bad writing, and to see formulaic fantasy movies, each one the same as the previous. wow! i'm so excited. another year, another harry potter movie! are all lovers of these movies lobotomized?? "must... see... new.... harry... potter... movie... must go... opening weekend...."
Wonderful Stuff by Evil Chicken	Nov 17th, 2006 09:24:59 PM
J.K. Rowling is a modern master – have no doubt. “Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix” is a grittier story than what has come before. Expect great things.
nice. can't wait for the whole thing. by jig98	Nov 17th, 2006 09:34:27 PM
alan rickman looks younger than harry.
OK Who is DamnyouMichealBay by Phategod2	Nov 17th, 2006 09:47:14 PM
who did you used to be? You guys crack me up!
Just curious by Gorrister	Nov 17th, 2006 09:48:22 PM
How many people, who just watched the trailer, has NOT read the book? I only ask because of some of the comments I've read about what people hope is in this film. If you've read the book, you needed ask. Unfortunately, what is NOT in this film is: Dobby, SPEW, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes and "Weasley is our King".
Hell yeah let;s kick some Death Eater ASS by Atomica	Nov 17th, 2006 10:03:25 PM
Fuck yeah Harry...Round up the posse and kick those bastards' asses.
WB...tsk, tsk or Smarter Than The Average Bear?? by FlickChick	Nov 17th, 2006 10:05:54 PM
You'd think that they'd release it online at the same time as it's in theaters to prevent pirated versions, like this: http://tinyurl.com/yj2zvy... Or perhaps this was their strategy. Build buzz, be allowing badly pirated versions, screencaps, and a whole 10 seconds of trailer to be leaked online.
When Snape kills Dumbledore by CTU Mole	Nov 17th, 2006 10:15:19 PM
I hope he counts to three like he did with Takagi.
i wonder.. by nolan bautista	Nov 17th, 2006 10:28:15 PM
..what color Whormiones nipples are..is Ron circumsised..how much cum Hagrid carries in his giant nutsack..anyways,really looking forward to this..
CTU Mole by zacdilone	Nov 17th, 2006 10:40:06 PM
Good thing that doesn't actually happen in this movie.
Thanks FlickChick. by ExcaliburFfolkes	Nov 17th, 2006 10:42:50 PM
I was really curious what the entire trailer looked like.
Sounds like Harry by Mr.Nelson	Nov 17th, 2006 10:58:34 PM
is going to fight some hooligans after the match. Very convincing Daniel. You should have seen the 300 trailer...
wolvenom by Ribbons	Nov 17th, 2006 11:39:02 PM
The apostrophe goes on the other side of "nough," chief.
FIRST!!!!!! by Cotton McKnight	Nov 17th, 2006 11:49:00 PM
To say this looks like every other freaking Harry Potter movie. I made the mistake of seeing the second one on my birthday, and that sucked 3 hours of it away. We only get 24 hours of birthday a year, and i wasted 3 of them on that? I have been sour on the franchise ever since. Yeah, I tried to watch the third one, but at one point I just asked myself "why am I watching this?" and turned it off.
Hey! Hey! by CarbonGhost	Nov 18th, 2006 12:18:14 AM
Spider Man 3 Blog
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Nov 18th, 2006 12:18:30 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
Nov 20th by ziroc	Nov 18th, 2006 12:45:15 AM
According to the WB Harry Potter Website the trailer will be available online exclusively at HappyFeetMovie.com Monday.
"I'm to manly to watch Harry Potter" by ZeroCorpse	Nov 18th, 2006 12:54:00 AM
"See how I'm posting on a geek website to remind everyone how manly, cool, and mature I am because I don't like Harry Potter, even though I would never actually read a book with that many pages unless I was forced to do so?" ---- You guys are really, really pathetic. Potter's a great storyline, if you give it a chance. Nobody's impressed by your bucking the trend and deciding not to like it. Hell, we're also not impressed that you don't like iPods or SNL, either. We get it. You're a non-conformist. Go do it in a corner and shut the fuck up.
I saw the full trailer. by caltsoudas	Nov 18th, 2006 12:58:44 AM
Yeah I really don't like the saturated color in this movie. I'm really getting a quirky Schumacher Batman vibe from this movie. I wasn't expecting Bellatrix to look like Esmeralda meets bride of Frankenstein, or Sirius looking like Billy the Kid, or every single scene looking like it was shot inside a night club. The corny blue lightning striking as the WB logo appears is the final nail in my coffin. Really not liking where this is going. :( One thing I DO really like is the shaky camera effect which is pretty much in almost every scene. :)
Gorrister by cyberskunk	Nov 18th, 2006 01:04:37 AM
I haven't read any H.P. book. I read a little bit of Chamber of Secrets since it was left with me, but I don't feel interested. I still haven't seen the first H.P. movie, although I saw the last two. Not that I'm putting down the books. One of my brothers and my sister have read them, I think, and they've been entertained. When I say 'I think' I mean, I don't know if they've read all the books, but they may've.
You all can choke your chickens over Hermione by DOGSOUP	Nov 18th, 2006 01:14:24 AM
But Natalia Tena as Tonks is The Sex. I guess little boys pine for little girls no matter how old they are. Maybe I'm just a freak for liking girls who can get into bars. Tonks vs. Bellatrix. Mmmmm Mmm Good.
bowl haircut by Reelheed	Nov 18th, 2006 01:35:16 AM
not a good look
Man, if Harry could act... by Sepulchrave	Nov 18th, 2006 01:37:59 AM
he'd be hot as shit. Gotta love that smooth pale rugby-player's build. I kind of like stupid boys too, in a fantasy kind of way. He's better get his kit off before the end of this thing. Well, at least his mouth isn't jerking all over the place like it used to (nothing suggestive was meant by that last statement). But the real news of the week, which has NOT been seen around here by men, anyway is the casting of (sigh of pure lust) Daniel Craig as Lord Asriel in His Dark Materials. He's got built pecs and ice blue eues, he's played gay guys and he is going to kill GOD! My dream boyfriend.
ZeroCorpse by Ribbons	Nov 18th, 2006 01:38:46 AM
[applause]
I figured MCMLXXVI out!!! by DOGSOUP	Nov 18th, 2006 02:25:11 AM
MCMLXXVI is Michael Bay himself. When the Transformers movie comes out he'll ne able to say "I was right there with the fans damning me in every TalkBack about anything for 8 months straight! Ha, bitches!" Well played Michael Bay, but we've finally figured out your nefarious scheme!
a few more seconds by TaraLivesOn	Nov 18th, 2006 03:31:30 AM
at the end of the commercial here http://youtube.com/watch?v=C_Z uZ7qZREo
Last year by emeraldboy	Nov 18th, 2006 05:26:31 AM
Yates confirmed that there would be no qudditch in the order of the Phoenix movie.
These movies are terrible by kwisatzhaderach	Nov 18th, 2006 05:36:36 AM
They're just so amateurish. How old are the talkbackers above creaming themselves over this?
Bitching about 10 secs.... by pk68	Nov 18th, 2006 06:44:38 AM
You guys are probably doing that cause you are used to women complaining that you only last 10 seconds. Assuming any of you have kissed a girl before! Complain when the full teaser is out, I'm sure you will! Fucktards...
monday full trailer online by Evil Hobbit	Nov 18th, 2006 07:30:56 AM
at the happy feet website
What pk68 said. by butnugget	Nov 18th, 2006 08:18:33 AM
^^
OMG OMG!! 10 secs oiiiieeee!!! by Avon	Nov 18th, 2006 08:23:33 AM
Fan wank.. I just came! OMG!!!
Another trailer that gives away the entire movie. by CreasyBear	Nov 18th, 2006 08:25:40 AM
Why should I bother to pay for it after seeing that nearly 11 second clip?
What they should really do with HP is by veritasses	Nov 18th, 2006 08:58:56 AM
create a 1 hr x 10 episode per book mini-series. The movies aren't that bad but it's simply impossible to include all the storylines and capture the richness of all the characters in a 3 hr movie. Put it on the SciFi channel but ONLY if they give it to someone talented like Ron D. Moore and his crew. Or Peter Jackson, if he wants a TV project.
You know a franchise has arrived with negative talkback by Drath	Nov 18th, 2006 10:30:58 AM
Harry Potter has officially joined the ranks of Star Wars, Superman, the Matrix, Lord of the Rings, and everything else that you sexed up bastards are too cool to even have watched.
Let the TB judge a film over ten seconds begin... by Kampbell-Kid	Nov 18th, 2006 11:10:53 AM
Because only degenerates would feel thats enough time to talk a movie down.
Those of you... by pk68	Nov 18th, 2006 11:12:05 AM
who keep commenting on doing stuff to underage girls should seek therapy. Emma Watson is 16 for god's sake...
Daniel Radcliffe is an ugly bastard and so is Rowling. by Overgod	Nov 18th, 2006 12:11:41 PM
He keeps getting uglier and uglier every year, and hence more difficult to watch and take seriously on the big screen. Also, let's not forget that he is a piss-weak, unco-ordinated girl with a micropenis and the invention of a dumb-ass crackpot wannabe named JK Rowling. God, just mentioning that name gives me the shits. What an ugly, old, wrinkly british hag with a stupid, uninspired story raking in the millions 'cause dumbass kids don't have the patience and the intelligence to tackle Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. Now that's a book worth reading. Hey, I won't be a hypocrite. I've seen all the movies, mainly 'cause I'm a film buff and it is my responsibility as a future film director to watch this shit, mainly because they are popular films. One has to understand the audience after all. And speaking of Rowling, gosh, isn't she a fucking ugly british hag? I bet her pussy is wrinkly and stretched and crusty and it reaks of rotting oysters. Only the feeble mind of a female can conjure up something as abysmal and disgusting as Harry Potter, master of the fairies who can't even piss straight without leaking on his trowsers. That's supposed to be inventive story telling? Hey I tell you what you dumb ass ugly bitch. Just because your title character isn't the generic world saving brave and masterful hero, doesn't mean he isn't one dimensional and uninspired. He is just as cliche and ridiculous as any character Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger plays. Harry Potter has the same shitty castrated expression on his ugly pale face and always reacts and talks the same way. And this guy is a multi-millionaire. Well, after the seventh book, this guy will not be in any other memorable movie, I can assure you of that. His shitty career will be over, once the shitty books are finally over as well. As for Emma Watson, well, she can act and she is pretty damn fine too. I predict great things for her in the future. Let's not even mention the toxic red-head. He just exists for comic relief anyway...
Daniel Radcliffe is an invention of J.K. Rowling? by Ribbons	Nov 18th, 2006 01:19:59 PM
Huh. Also, you appear to have swapped names there.
Who would take time out of their day to shit on HP? by Pipple	Nov 18th, 2006 01:25:12 PM
Seriously...It's just a movie. Don't lose sleep over it.
daniel radcliffe.. by nolan bautista	Nov 18th, 2006 02:19:14 PM
..hmm..errr..sure..i'd do him..Ron..not so much..
Pipple, the answer is the Cool Police by DOGSOUP	Nov 18th, 2006 04:09:22 PM
You know, people who are SO FUCKING COOL that they have come in and tell us all how cool and nonconformist they are for hating on somthing other people like. They have the Cool badges which makes them feel so high and mighty after each post they take a huge whiff of thier own farts because its a lovely smell to them. The thought process goes like this : "Oh noes! Another TB about that stupid baby shit! I had better let the world know how cool I am by posting hate to those who like it, fuggin morons. If they were only better like me, but no I always be better. Shit! I had better tell them all so! I know I could be using this energy on other things in my day instead of wasting it on something I hate but these stupid people MUST know how terribly cool I am! I need them to know or how will I know? I have to put myself next to lame people to understand how awesomely badass cool I am......FAAAAART whiiiiff Ahhhhh I love that smell..."
And BTW by DOGSOUP	Nov 18th, 2006 04:09:50 PM
Natalia Tena is the Sex.
YouTube by Turd Furgeson	Nov 18th, 2006 04:37:16 PM
You can see a bootleg version of the entire trailer on youtube.. Just search for the entire movie title and you'll get it. It's bootleg but I still wasn't overwhelmed by coolness. Hopefully they tell a better story than the last movie. With all the cool source material they managed to fuck that one up pretty good..
"it is my responsibility as a future film director" by zacdilone	Nov 18th, 2006 07:22:26 PM
That's the funniest damn line I've read in a talkback in a loooong time. Let me save you some time and answer now: Yes, I would like fries with that.
YouTube's Got The Trailer! by DarthDooku	Nov 18th, 2006 08:52:15 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yd4mfh
overgod/---emporer--- by brabs	Nov 18th, 2006 10:13:58 PM
as a future film director you haven't made a film yet. Therefore, when you write something equal to Rowling's work, put together as good a cast as the actual directors of these films have and actually make a film that stands up to ANY of the Harry Potter films, come back. Until then shut the fuck up you spack.
film Larry Potter instead, then by mrbong	Nov 18th, 2006 10:58:49 PM
refer to - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/ent ertainment/1224264.stm and http://www.wholepop.com/984892 172 you can get some fat annoying American or Canadian to play the young boy playing with his wand, if that will make it better for you.
harry looks fat... by Obscura	Nov 19th, 2006 05:24:01 AM
potter, not knowles.
He may look a little pudgey by DOGSOUP	Nov 19th, 2006 06:51:46 AM
but I'd still fuck Tonks....
Overgod by effroyables	Nov 19th, 2006 07:56:33 AM
I am sure that you read Kant's Critique of Pure Reason when you were six years old so you are more than credible as a source of what to read as a child and what not to read as a child. oh and if I could get your email so that I can contact you directly anytime a movie/book comes out onto the market and get your approval as to whether it is inspired or uninspired, that would be great.
How you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? by taxman2001	Nov 19th, 2006 08:54:18 AM
Got a a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Got a, got a nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Got a, got a compelling protagonist? Yeah? Got a obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Got a story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.
Top Ramen Phil by zacdilone	Nov 19th, 2006 02:03:11 PM
Nice try, but you're still pimping the damn thing, therefore you should be banned.
We've been looking at the same 3 stories for 3 days by DOGSOUP	Nov 19th, 2006 04:14:47 PM
SOMETHING has to have happened since then c'mon guys!
Didn't anyone think Golbet Of Fire was weak? by scrumdiddly	Nov 19th, 2006 06:05:05 PM
Or at least, not as good as it could have been? That whole "school ball" section was unnecessary and a bit creepy, and it really broke up the rest of the film for me.
Fat Harry Potter Drank my Milkshake!! by Giftoflight	Nov 19th, 2006 07:59:13 PM
:)
Book 6 wasn't terrible by DOGSOUP	Nov 19th, 2006 09:03:05 PM
It just got all of the pesky plot points out of the way so that Book 7 can end it all. It was the backstory book.It's her story to fuck up if you believe she did and I'd rather her do the story she wants than just to whip some shit out to appease people who have thier own expectations such as yourself anchorite. If you'd like you could do a fan faiction on what you think SHOULD have happened but really who reads that shit?
I've got my qualms with Book 6 by Ribbons	Nov 19th, 2006 09:42:51 PM
It was a great self-contained book. In the grand scheme of things, however, I'm a little disappointed in the way the series has shaped up since Voldemort's return. He's been such a non-presence in the overall narrative.
Ribbons I see your point by DOGSOUP	Nov 19th, 2006 11:59:30 PM
and I even agree that book 6 took me by suprise. But rereading it made me understand this is invaluable information for book 7. Voldemort has been in the shadows since he came back but I never really figured him as a hands on villain. The novels are Harry's perception and I love that we don't know what's going on until he does. I'll be satisfied with Voldemort's non-presence if when his presence is REALLY there he fucks things up scarringly like killing the entire Weasley Clan or something mind-blowingly horrific. JK Rowling isn't perfect but she's got such a gripping story I'm invested until the end. And aren't we all glad she's taken a stance that this WILL be the end? To me it's refreshing to know Harry will never be Lestat.
Hey Zacdilone by dagwood	Nov 20th, 2006 10:04:28 AM
Your reply to that teenager gaylord, or whatever his name was, gave me a big laugh. Thanks for that. How true.
Rowling is a good plotter but a lousy writer by rimshot	Nov 20th, 2006 11:21:49 AM
There, I said it. Go ahead, fuck with me. Hey, I'm like everyone else, I buy the books because I have to find out what happens (which is why I give Rowling credit for plotting), but I have not been able to reread anything she's written. Her books are the most unmagical books about magic I've ever read. But I've reread Tolkeins' "The Hobbit" and Lewis' Narnia books over and over because their prose is so vivid. Man, when J.R.R. wrote about Bilbo feeling a dwarf-like "fierce and jealous love" for treasure, I was practically drooling myself. Made we want to crash-and-grab my local Tiffany's. But speaking of treasure, while I don't think much of her writing skills, I think Rowling's success is cool. A real Cinderella story. She turned coal (her writing talent) into a diamond (her incredible income). Can't fuck with that.
Rowling's writing by Ribbons	Nov 20th, 2006 11:38:36 AM
I would say that the first chapter of the first book was sufficiently magiical and mysterious. In fact the first book may have been the best in that regard because of all the necessary exposition, which Rowling infused with whimsy and cheek. But I guess I can see what you're saying.
the potter movies by TAF	Nov 20th, 2006 01:04:48 PM
I am a huge fan of the books, read and reread as well as listen to all of them on tape/cd. None of the movies have touched the atmosphere of the books. The first one came close, but each movie since has been a greater disappointment than the one before with Goblet a huge disappointment. I'll go see this one as will my wife and children, but expectations are low.

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