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Vern hearts Daniel Craig and CASINO ROYALE... read his love letter here!!!

"2005 best supporting badass" by triplefive	Nov 17th, 2006 07:24:09 AM
trew dat.
I miss Smersh by conniebrean1	Nov 17th, 2006 07:25:14 AM
They didn't allude to Smersh in this one like they do in the book. Can we hope for some kind of continuing story involving everybody's favorite non-SPECTRE evil organization?
My Christ!! by Kristian66	Nov 17th, 2006 07:30:56 AM
Vern actually liked it. No matter how I approach this now, my expectations are going to be so fucking high, it's going to seem like a pile of shit.
Nice one Vern. by brycemonkey	Nov 17th, 2006 07:33:55 AM
I'm glad there is love for this movie. I thought the last few Brosnan efforts were too over the top and silly; I couldn't suspend my disbelief. I am happy they are keeping it real(er).
"spoiler, if you've never seen a movie before... by BizarroJerry	Nov 17th, 2006 07:35:03 AM
or heard a story." Great stuff as usual, Vern. "D.J. Dench (best known for CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK)" Awesome.
"Stealing" MUNICH not that hard... by JohnGalt06	Nov 17th, 2006 07:52:54 AM
Considering the movie was one long-ass snoozefest. Although I do disagree because if anybody "stole" Munich, it was Ciaran (how do you spell his name?) Hinds (aka Caesar).
"review ends here" Nice one, Vern by chrth	Nov 17th, 2006 08:01:00 AM
Oh wait, should I read the rest of the review? Yeah, let me go do that.
D.J.Dench by Franklin T Marmoset	Nov 17th, 2006 08:04:29 AM
I would love it if Dame Judy started insisting that people call her 'DJ'. That's funny. Thanks for this review, Vern, which is the last I'll be reading before I see it this weekend. I can't read any more, they're raising my expectations too much.
re. not catching the anthrax killer by gobofraggleuk	Nov 17th, 2006 08:05:44 AM
This may be a load of crap, but I saw a documentary, I think on the BBC, about that a few years ago which said that they traced the strain of anthrax to a US Govt laboratory - and that, having narrowed down who it could be, they didn't want to publicise any further than a crazy American had killed other Americans to make some kind of a point (they were counting on people having forgotten about the oklahoma bomber, the unibomber, etc. in then repeatedly associating the word 'terrorist' with the idea of the 'foreigner darkie')...
Funniest Bond review! by Jugs	Nov 17th, 2006 08:08:49 AM
Still laughing, nice one.
Jeffrey Wright, the new Joe Don Baker! Yes! by Lance Rock	Nov 17th, 2006 08:09:49 AM
That shit cracked me UP, Vern!
With bond back where he belongs... by Talkbacker with no name	Nov 17th, 2006 08:18:24 AM
My work here is done. I announce with great sadness that 'Talkbacker with no name' is no more. It's been fun guys but with 007 back as the king of the action movie, I have nothing more to give to this site. goodbye my dear friends, I will miss you all xxx
"D.J. Dench (best known for CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK)" by Grando	Nov 17th, 2006 08:33:26 AM
And the award for funniest line in a Casino Royale review goes to....... Vern!
"fans pissing their pants over the color of his hair?" by newc0253	Nov 17th, 2006 09:08:40 AM
yeah, i wondered this as well. it smelled like a studio marketing stunt to me. but then, this is the internet: nearly everyone's pissed about something, right? btw, good review dude.
Craig has blonde hair? by CTU Mole	Nov 17th, 2006 09:17:56 AM
I didn't notice. Maybe cause I'm not a homo (referring to people whining about his hair, not Vern). Where are all the indignant maroons who didn't get the Riddick joke, coming in to post Dench's entire filmography?
Craig by Cobbio	Nov 17th, 2006 09:47:28 AM
Thanks Vern. Good review, especially since I sit in the same boat as you on Bond. I generally dislike the superhumanity of 007, the slick, high school cool sense of entitlement he embodies, with zero emotional involvement in anything. He's a fairy tale for men. There's nothing real or remotely human about him, which makes me laugh and takes the intrigue out of his stories before they even begin. I've hated Bond for a long time. Sydney Bristow from Alias could kick his ass and made him say "Uncle" in less than five seconds. Seriously. His whole superhuman routine looks super-pussified in comparison to Bristow or Jason Bourne, any day of the week. Therefore, what's left to like about 007 these days? Nothing. He's an emperor with no clothes. He's a school bully with a pocket protector and geeky, horn-rimmed glasses. He's the biggest fucking pussy I've ever seen onscreen. Even Sean Connery couldn't make him likeable for me. That said, I was happy to hear Daniel Craig scored the role of Bond in this new film. Not only is Craig the best actor that's ever played Bond, he's also the most convincingly badass, non-effeminate Bond ever to grace a 007 film. Connery as Bond was fun to watch, I guess, but Connery was a total pussy compared to Daniel Craig. It was a good casting move, in my opinion. I may actually see this film in the theater.
double O what by arghhhhhhhh	Nov 17th, 2006 09:53:40 AM
Vern, good review, enjoyed readin it.Cobbio go away and don't come back, you come across like a total fuckin fag
DID ANYONE READ THIS REVIEW??!?? by Bishop6	Nov 17th, 2006 09:55:38 AM
CAN U SUM IT UP FOR ME PLS? THNKS!
Fellas - I liked CASINO by arghhhhhhhh	Nov 17th, 2006 09:56:39 AM
Fellas - I liked CASINO ROYALE too. (review ends here if you're one of those dicks who always complains that my reviews are too long) This is coming from the perspective of a non-James Bond fan. People are always trying to get me to watch them, especially my buds Paul and Tom at Her Majesty's Secret Servant, who got me to review a couple for them a while back. I can understand the appeal, I like jetpacks as much as the next guy, but these movies are not really my thing. And to me the Pierce Brosnans quickly turn into snoozefests where you only perk up to groan at the worse-than-Schwarzenegger punmanship. The ridiculous action scenes I can get into (gotta love that GOLDENEYE opening) and the character names (how could Denise Richards playing a scientist named Dr. Christmas Jones not be fun? well, they pulled it off). But to me it's mostly the same old shit over and over again with an indestructible super stud doing magical deeds and screwing beautiful women and they lust after him so much they put up with his painful sense of humor. And we're supposed to like this guy. Well, I don't. So when they had that controversy going about the casting of Daniel Craig I had to laugh. Was that a made up story or were there really James Bond fans pissing their pants over the color of his hair? It's not like it's pink or nothin, blond is a perfectly reasonable color of hair for a secret agent. I don't have any inside info but according to my research it is very possible that a blond man could be a secret agent in some countries. Well shit, even if it WAS pink, I had no interest in another god damn James Bond movie. I wasn't gonna see another Pierce Brosnan with another clunky title to mix up with the other ones (I can only keep them straight as The One With Michelle Yeoh, The One With Halle Berry, etc.). They supposedly wanted a fresh start but they got the writers of the last couple, the director of GOLDENEYE, they actually turned down Tarantino wanting to adapt this particular book and then gave it to their usual guys so that bridge would be permanently burned. But then they got Daniel Craig. I haven't even seen LAYER CAKE, but he was definitely 2005 best supporting badass for MUNICH. They got Eric Bana in his best role since CHOPPER and this guy still steals the movie. When Bond-nerds (who, it turns out, exist) said they were gonna boycott I figured no big deal, the studio'll be trading their money for money from people like me who didn't go to the other ones. And that's what this is I think, this is more like the James Bond movie for people who don't like that other shit. I don't think it's Pierce Brosnan's fault, but Daniel Craig, and especially Daniel Craig in this story, is a WAY more interesting character in my opinion. He's not a suave super-being, he's a regular fuckin badass. He's a man's man. You believe this guy can fight. At some points early on I was thinking fuck Bond, I want this guy to play Parker. This guy can handle himself. And he can be arrogant and have it come across as part of his game. Brosnan just seemed like a stuck up prick. Of course, he has good reasons to be cocky. I think part of why I don't get into Bond is because he has too much at his disposal. Any gadget he wants, any woman he wants, any law of physics he chooses to defy, no problem. Money is no object, laws are no obstacle, the government's got his back, and if he needs to he can fly around the earth really fast to go back in time. I'm more of a John McClane man. I want to see an underdog scrapping, one guy overcoming the odds. In a world where whatever whatever, only one man can etc. etc. Well, this James Bond is a little closer to that type of character. He's just become "007" in the opening scene. Nobody expects him to live long. His boss D.J. Dench (best known for CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK) thinks he's a fuckup, and he actually has to break into her house and computer files to get the information he needs. The only high-tech gadgets he gets to use are for medical purposes. He does drive the fancy Aston Martin, but only after winning it in a poker game. Before that he drives a Ford. (I wish it was a junker with Bondo all over it, like a Ride that has yet to be Pimped, but this will do.) Yes, this is a starting out story. Apparently it is based on the first James Bond book by Ian Fleming, which must've been really ahead of its time considering all the uses of cell phones and the reference to 9-11. It's nice because it's a good thriller but not in that same James Bond template we're so used to. There is no big doomsday plot. The main part of his mission is just to win a poker game. Apparently this is a compromise from the original novel, where it was a more obscure card game I never heard of. I agree that it's lame to change it, but oh well. At least they didn't switch it to Uno. Or Trivial Pursuits '80s Edition. There is alot of other stuff going on, which makes the long poker game somehow suspenseful. It's funny to hear the audience gasp when the cards are laid down, as if they really got those hands. It's a movie, people, of course somebody got an ace. One thing I can't figure out though is why only Bond or eye-damaged-asthmatic-villain- guy ever win. What about all these other dudes? Jeffrey Wright (the new Joe Don Baker)? Overweight guy? Asian guy? Somebody else should win occasionally. It's not fair. You might've heard Paul Haggis is one of the three credited writers. I have done my fair share of Haggis-bashing, though not as much as Moriarty (I liked MILLION DOLLAR BABY). But fair is fair, this movie is not Haggish. There are no big embarrassing speeches. In fact, for the first 2/3 or so of the movie they do a great job of avoiding unnecessary dialogue, instead explaining everything visually. Especially fun is Bond chasing a bomb-maker played by Sebastien Foucan (who gets a special credit for "free running stunts"). This is cool because it takes advantage of the "free running" or "parkour" or "climbing and jumping on shit" made popular in DISTRICT B-13 but originally seen in YAMAKASI (different style that includes flips) and CREMASTER 3 (style where he has a napkin in his mouth). It's just a long, thrilling chase, no talking, lots of hurting. You gotta figure though that neither Bond or this bomb-maker are all that smart. Because first of all, the guy runs up a crane. Second of all, Bond chases him up the crane. But what did either of them think he was gonna do when he got to the top of the crane? That is exactly the place you don't run when you're getting chased. How many poor bastards have, for whatever fucked up reason, wound up stuck on top of a crane or an electric tower or some place like that, and then the fire department has to get them down like a cat stuck in a tree in a movie? In Seattle this happens about once a year - one year it was a topless fire swallower protesting something or other, this year I think it was a drunk guy waving a flag on the 4th of July. What usually happens, they get stuck. It would've been funny to see Bond just have to wait for the guy to come down. But I guess he knew what was coming. I got the impression some of the audience was laughing incredulously at some of these jumps, like it was just too ridiculous. But I think most of them were real! Sure, most of the stuff on the cranes is obviously fake, but there's some other ones that are the real deal, which is nice for this series. Grounds it in reality a little bit. Of course they're not always running and jumping, they do occasionally stop to have characters talk to each other. Since they're trying to reinvent the series though, this is dangerous. The director, Martin Campbell, also did GOLDENEYE, where the writers seemed way too concerned with justifying the existence of super spies after the Cold War. That got tiresome, so I guess there's the silver lining in the current state of the world: less self-conscious dialogue in James Bond movies. The terrorists have already won. No explanations needed, just mention that the bad guys are terrorists and you're set. There's even one reference to 9-11 and it surprised me - they mention those infamous stock transactions by the anonymous people who bet against the right airlines right before 9-11. That's a weird mystery I never thought would be mentioned in a James Bond movie. (I hope the next one mentions that they never caught the anthrax killer.) There's also a sexually humiliating torture scene that reminds one of Abu Ghraib (or maybe HOSTEL). Unfortunately the villain mentions that he doesn't like to do big complicated tortures, a rare case of overly self-conscious "see, this is different from those old James Bond movies" dialogue. And of course they gotta have nods to the various Bond trademarks (shaken not stirred, all that shit) but it mostly works and at least one is put in a context that makes it completely badass. Of course you got characters over-explaining the card game, and other things going on late in the movie. But it's not too bad and I don't blame Haggis. There are some corny lines, but only a small fraction of the amount you'd expect in a Brosnan. I don't know what to make of that "perfectly formed ass" line you saw in the trailers. Somebody asked me how she knew if he had a perfectly formed ass anyway, because he's sitting down in this scene. I figure it was probaly in his file, though. The ass-admirer is played by Eva Green. She's a great Bond girl because she's got the super-hotness and what not but she seems more human than the others. Toward the end there is suddenly a surprisingly long romance portion of the movie that seems a little forced at first, but by the time it comes to its inevitable bad turn (spoiler, if you've never seen a movie before or heard a story) you actually give a shit or two for her and, as far as these things go, it's pretty moving. But if you don't want an actual character for the Bond girl don't worry, there's another girl who is introduced in a bikini riding a horse on the beach. So there's something for everybody. The one thing I didn't understand about Eva Green is what her name was supposed to mean. Vesper Lynd? That's not a sex act, is it? Her name should've been Ibetta Rentthedreamersnow. So there's alot of reasons why I dug this movie more than other James Bonds, but what it all comes down to is the thing that got me interested in the first place, Daniel Craig. To my ignorant eyes he's the best Bond hands down. He's as cool as Brosnan, as manly as Connery, but more complicated than any of them. He has more going on behind his eyes. His emotions are repressed, which means he actually has emotions. He's this cold-hearted bastard but then he does something nice to somebody and you realize there is something close to three dimensions here. AND he knows how to chase a guy up a crane. It's good stuff. I guarantee you most of those skeptics will be won over as soon as they see the movie. If you want them to go in and CGI some brown hair on him I'm sure they could do that for the DVD, but I bet you'll realize it's not needed. The only downside is he'll probaly get stuck doing mostly James Bond for years and years, and we'll miss out on seeing him in other roles. But that's okay, I'll watch these. thanks,
There you go Bishop 6 by arghhhhhhhh	Nov 17th, 2006 09:57:32 AM
There you go Bishop 6
Vern, how old are you? by Billyeveryteen	Nov 17th, 2006 10:21:24 AM
Have you even seen a non-Brosnan Bond film? Oh wait, I forgot, DTV Seagal > Bond. That explains it.
Oh sweet justice. by dromens	Nov 17th, 2006 10:36:04 AM
I love...LOVE...all of the positive press that Daniel Craig has been getting. This is especially true after reading all of the assinine whiney so many of the talk backers did. They are calling him the best Bond since Connery. I agree with Quint, the guy is a bad ass. Oh sweet justice. It's good to see so many movie buffs eating their words and their credibility after the trouncing they gave Craig. Good for him.
Ibette Rentthedreamersnow by kwisatzhaderach	Nov 17th, 2006 10:43:12 AM
made me laugh so hard I had juice coming out of my nose. I bet all the twats who moaned about Craig feel like real idiots now. Haha.
Vern you bastard by thatpeterguy	Nov 17th, 2006 10:48:58 AM
You wrote another great review. "Her name should've been Ibetta Rentthedreamersnow." Classic. Nicely done sir.
Vern, you're the best! by Spice-Orange	Nov 17th, 2006 10:58:29 AM
"His boss D.J. Dench (best known for CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK)" that's so freaking great! i cant wait to see it this weekend. the parkour sounds awesome. why WOULD you run up a crane? i guess that's why the bad guys always lose in bond movies.
snork by occula	Nov 17th, 2006 11:23:59 AM
anchorite, that's pretty funny. vern, you're the tits as usual.
Vesper by DrWhat	Nov 17th, 2006 12:01:30 PM
A Vesper is a cocktail that Flemming really liked. And yes, I'm a Bond geek but I'm looking forward to this movie. May be the closest to the original novel from the reviews so far.
I loved Vern's Kong review a while back by Leopold Scotch	Nov 17th, 2006 12:04:14 PM
Paraphrase: "They could've dressed him up in a big trench coat and passed him off as human, but in my opinion these options aren't adequately explored in the movie".
Nice one V... by TELF	Nov 17th, 2006 12:19:10 PM
Literally going to see it right now. Good call on Craig for Parker. Though I think my man Pullo from Rome would be awesome too.
District B 13 by Parkour	Nov 17th, 2006 12:35:29 PM
D B 13 is a better movie than Casino Royale could ever hope for.
Urmmmmm DB13 was a FUN film by Lucidz	Nov 17th, 2006 12:40:55 PM
But a good movie? Methinks no...
"Vern declares Daniel Craig bad motherfucker" by Vern	Nov 17th, 2006 12:54:29 PM
For the record that was the headline I submitted. None of this "heart" or "mancrush" shit. Look man, this is 2006, I am 100% pro-gay rights, including gay marriage, but I am against the straight "mancrush." Whatever happened to the sanctity of respect between men? Why we gotta sexualize everything to the point that if you liked a character in a movie it means you got a crush? Do I only get to watch IN HER SHOES and shit if I want to stick with women?
Bondo by Vern	Nov 17th, 2006 01:04:21 PM
I honestly did not mean that as a pun. Ah shit, shoulda said primer.
Cremaster 3 by jigsaw	Nov 17th, 2006 01:18:18 PM
Vern, what the hell are you doing reviewing the last 30 minutes of a 3 hour 3rd part to a 5 part series? You can rent the entire glorious, brilliant, exhausting, and completely self-indulgent paean to the reproductive organs from certain less scrupulous rental houses. Of course the movie takes an entire day to watch, and the whole self-indulgent thing. On a side note, I was napkin man for Halloween this year. It was scary.
"Brosnan just seemed like a stuck up prick". by mr. brownstone	Nov 17th, 2006 01:29:28 PM
Perfect.
Vern's intentional Dench joke... by Sidius	Nov 17th, 2006 01:34:46 PM
I love that some posters didn't get it. And yes I'm talking to you cookylamoo.
Dumbass US public are lining up to criticise Craig by Sepulchrave	Nov 17th, 2006 02:21:00 PM
This is not surprising from a post-literate society like the USA. References to Daniel Craig being 'ugly' are amazingly weak, particularly as James Bond is more of an assassin than a spy, a professional killer and a brute and alway has been. UGLY? Are you kidding; I'm already having dreams about this guy breaking into my house late at night. Craig has 100 times more sexual charisma than any other Bond, including Sean Connery. Americans who think that jigging, squeaking little teenage stoats like Justin Timberlake are the epitome of manhood would do well to see what an action hero should look like. He is ten times the actor of any other Bond, with a raft of high intensity performances under his highly trained belt. Bond as written is a brute, a murderer and a machine. Connery is sanctified by film history so let's leave him be, scot's acshent and all. Moore was a geriatric smirking robot. Dalton was boring but poorly directed and out of time and place. Lazenby was inert. Brosnan was just Moore with slighly more animation and a host of improbable children's toys. Anyone who has seen Craig in Layer Cake or Road to Perdition would have no doubt that he has nailed Fleming's original conception. And the other suggestion; Clive Owen, IS Daniel Craig with black hair. I'd have had no problem with either of them; they're like acting brothers.
The most by hellcathannah	Nov 17th, 2006 02:33:31 PM
A survey of my female friends votes Daniel Craig the one they'd most like to "sleep" with. He exudes sexappeal.
Seeing it tonight by thecheesegrommit	Nov 17th, 2006 02:53:55 PM
can't wait. Craig may turn out to be the best bond but I must reiterate Brosnan was indeed the best since Connery with inferior material to work with (Golden eye and Tomorrow never dies withstanding) Anyone who doesn't think the opening to TND's is one of the best is just dead inside. Peace
AICN's un-Vern-like headlines for Vern's reviews by eraser_x	Nov 17th, 2006 02:54:18 PM
.. are funny. AICN is Vern's goofy sidekick, kind of like Clyde or Josey Wales' wacky Injun sidekick. ("Never paid him no mind; you were there.") AICN and geocities are Vern's two goofy sidekicks. By the way, Harry's review of this movie mentioned Bond's driving a Ford even as Bond knew that he should be driving a different/better car. Vern's slumming it on AICN is the same kind of thing, aside from the whimsy and nobility that a goofy sidekick represents. I hereby make public my status as the founder of Vernology.
Hold on there, Sepulchrave! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Nov 17th, 2006 03:13:42 PM
I think you need to take that issue up with the individuals who have made such comments. I see absolutely no need to insult the good ol' USA by throwing around terms such as "Dumbass US public" and "post-literate society". So far, I've seen nothing but US praise for Craig's performance and style. (Personally, I've been rooting for him since day one.) The fellas that refer to him as "ugly", are just basement dwellers who are jealous of the fact that he got to roll around with that skank, Eva Green.
can we get some better GIFs by Phategod2	Nov 17th, 2006 03:18:29 PM
Remember when the gifs where relevent to top box office movies Where's the Borat gifs
That's right, BSB. Eva Green = Skank by Mr. Nice Gaius	Nov 17th, 2006 03:44:19 PM
Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Pringles. But I call them like I see them - she's a pasty French chick who wears make-up like a security blanket and smokes too much. She would not be my first choice for new hotness.
And BSB, we all know that you think Craig has got... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Nov 17th, 2006 03:46:11 PM
... Machismo. Dripping. Off. Of. His. Body.
IAmJack'sUserID by kwisatzhaderach	Nov 17th, 2006 03:49:08 PM
I said twats not twits. There was actually an online petition to force Craig out of the role. Will have to pop onto that site and see what they're saying now!
did anybody buy ps3 today? by jig98	Nov 17th, 2006 03:54:15 PM
just asking. i heard that there was more pandamonium than xbox 360 and black friday last year. oh, and i'm excited to see this and the penguins.
BringingSexyBack just came RUNNING out of the closet!!! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Nov 17th, 2006 03:56:51 PM
Congratulations, BSB! Being open about who you are is the first step into a larger world.
Sir Richard Branson.... by Darth_Valinorean	Nov 17th, 2006 05:15:28 PM
I have not seen any mention in any of the talkbacs of Sir Richard Branson in the Miami Aiport sequence - he is the other guy in the security check. What the heck was he doing in the movie for a fraction of a second? Guess when you are a billionaire, you can buy your way into a Bond movie ... Did anyone else see that?
Enduring Love... by Frank Black	Nov 17th, 2006 05:55:43 PM
If Layer Cake wasn't going to convince people that Craig was up for it, they should have checked out Enduring Love where acted up a f*cking Tsunami! Seriously, I have a room full of Bond merchandise and memorabillia and I have never been as excited about any of the Bond films before, (and yes I have seen most of them in the theater!)
Humble pie by nemesisdarkside	Nov 17th, 2006 06:40:26 PM
I love the idea of kneejerk Craig haters being forced to gorge on humble pie, crow, whatever. My friend has been saying for months that Craig "just isn't Bond". He saw CR yesterday and has changed his tune. HAHAHA. There should be a TB dedicated to all the extreme naysayers, where they admit they were wrong one by one. ;P (I'm just messing around but it would be hilarious to read)
Humble pie by nemesisdarkside	Nov 17th, 2006 06:41:24 PM
I love the idea of kneejerk Craig haters being forced to gorge on humble pie, crow, whatever. My friend has been saying for months that Craig "just isn't Bond". He saw CR yesterday and has changed his tune. HAHAHA. There should be a TB dedicated to all the extreme naysayers, where they admit they were wrong one by one. ;P (I'm just messing around but it would be hilarious to read) Apologies if this is a double post!!!
Best line of the week by dtpena	Nov 17th, 2006 07:31:55 PM
"Apparently it is based on the first James Bond book by Ian Fleming, which must've been really ahead of its time considering all the uses of cell phones and the reference to 9-11" ROTFFLMAO
Just got back... by TELF	Nov 17th, 2006 07:42:52 PM
Best Bond I have seen in a cinema. However I've only been seeing them as they should be seen since Octopussy, so that may be faint praise. Loved so much of it that I will forgive a weak 4th (yes 4th McKee fans) act. Craig is just fucking fantastic and I hope he is online now reading all the positivity after enduring the drubbing he did earlier on. He owned. Wonder what they'll do next. Has there been any noise along the lines of going book by book doing more faithful adaptations? They should do one about India and Kashmir. Also, it was good to see a plot that had high stakes but didn't necessarily hold the world in the balance. Batman Continues filmatists please take note.
Crowe as Bond, Whedon writes and directs... by TELF	Nov 17th, 2006 08:15:14 PM
Worst Film Ever.
D.J. Dench (best known for CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK) by Wile-E	Nov 17th, 2006 09:10:44 PM
Vern, man, you gotta post a warning before writing something like this.. I almost spat my coffee over the monitor from laughing. But this way, at least I was prepared for Ibetta Rentthedreamersnow lol
Liked it, but a lot of people in movie laughed...a lot. by PVIII	Nov 17th, 2006 09:21:23 PM
If it's a real re-boot, they would have done it like Batman Begins and people would've taken it completely seriously...still went too "Bond-ish" aka Kitschy, for me at some points, but Green was on point, and Craig was a great Bond.
Craig Won Me Over (Spoiler) by BoyNamedSue	Nov 17th, 2006 09:59:30 PM
I admit I had my doubts, but......wow! This is the way Bond always should have been onscreen. Also, was it just me or did Tony Randall come back from the dead to play the main (surprise) villain?
Good movie, great review by S-Mart shopper	Nov 17th, 2006 10:14:56 PM
Craig IS Bond. I had my doubts but he dunked this role in peanut butter and chocolate. I still wish Bruce Campbell could've had a crack at Bond though "My name Bond baby, Jimmy Bond"
Re: TELF by BillEmic	Nov 17th, 2006 10:58:50 PM
Thanks for putting a name to be what was puzzling me about this film's structure - there IS a Fourth Act! I'm taking a screenwriting class right now and of course the instructor has a hard-on for the three act structure. Then you go and see a movie like "Casino Royale" and it completely bucks the trend. To me, it almost felt like each 30 minute segment of the movie had its own 3-act structure...or something. Bizarre structure but people who are complaining it's "too long" are out of their heads. For once, the audience gets a lot of content for their $9.
Snakes on a Crane! by Zarles	Nov 17th, 2006 11:15:03 PM
Nice one, Vern. Oh look, MetalWater's back and making a complete fuckstick out of himself. That's about as shocking as Vesper Lynd's death at the end of this movie.
Right, sorry about those generalisations by Sepulchrave	Nov 18th, 2006 01:32:29 AM
I just came from a populist site on Yahoo movies which was wall-to-wall garbage about how great Pierce (Smirky Mc Side-parting) Brosnan was. And I just think that Brosnan (an Irishman like me) has just been erased by Craig, with that comprehensive erasure that only a paradigm shift in the movies can effect. Gone are the days of laser shooting watches, grisy entrendres: 'I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir' and John Cleese's hammy barking. Hello post-Bourne Bond and thank God for that. And Craig is the only Bond since Connery that you can imagine actually FUCKING someone. Not rolling about in stain sheets with a champagne flute; FUCKING. And he looks like he'd fuck or kill anyone. Which is perversely hot. Which is the essence of the role. I'm actually glad that Q is dead; he wouldn't survive in this new world, God rest his dear old soul.
spot on yackbacker by Exeter	Nov 18th, 2006 03:18:47 AM
"Craig's Bond is Connery's rightful predecessor in terms of continuity. The Bond Connery played is linked to what Craig is doing. Moore and Dalton seem more apocryphal after the fact. Well, I enjoyed Dalton in THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS, but there's a cold brutality to Craig and Connery that Dalton and the other Bonds don't seem to embody." spot on! is it me or Connery/Craig seem like real close in comparison? even Dalton who jusst played it stiff-ass serious didn't have that 'thug-in-tux' feel that Connery/Craig embodies. hohlyshit we have a new connery! from now on i'll watch Craig's Bonds followed by Connery's 60s Bonds, then Lazenby's and that will be my own personal Bond canon.
the new Bond kicks ass by CuervoJones	Nov 18th, 2006 08:54:24 AM
period
Virgin Airlines by smartbum	Nov 18th, 2006 09:23:05 AM
Not only was Branson being searched, but the 747 taking off behind the tanker scene was a Virgin. Product placement reaches a new high of deplorability. Noise on the signal though, great movie and Craig was excellent.
Metalwater by Vern	Nov 18th, 2006 09:28:25 AM
When was the last time you saw a talkback this long where EVERYBODY liked the movie in question? You don't see that every day. And yes, I'm including you as liking it because you are so obvious about saying idiotic things to rile everybody up. But you are the only one whose posts I have to take that kind of poetic license with. This is a rare couple days of positivity and harmony in the world of the newsies.
This Movie Was Excellent Go See It by The Ender	Nov 18th, 2006 09:34:58 AM
This movie surprised me. I am not a James Bond fan, but they have won me over. The pacing and camera work was fantastic and I think Daniel Craig will be the best Bond ever. Great movie. Evfa Green also gets my vote for hottest woman alive. Now go buy my PS3. It comes with a free nintendo Wii and a game. http://tinyurl.com/yaypob
WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAA bacci40!!! by tango fett	Nov 18th, 2006 10:44:59 AM
...that's a good idea. Anyways, this movie was very good. Kind of like Batman Begins in a way...no ninjas though. Batman wins.
James Bond Begins! by Johnno	Nov 18th, 2006 10:48:16 AM
Excellent!
I'm holding out... by tango fett	Nov 18th, 2006 10:51:05 AM
for a Bond sequel that features a diabolical midget with a tophat that can kill people. And metal teeth. And asthma. And voodoo powers. Almost like...a shout-out to previous, inferior Bond films. Holy crap, this one was good, and I pretty much hate most Bond movies. I've been saying Bond a lot, yeesh, it could be a drinking game. Okay. I'm done now.
Group hug..we all love this film!!! by Jugs	Nov 18th, 2006 11:26:31 AM
...or like it or think it's OK. Not a Jar-Jar or Dobby insight.
The name`s Jarse, Hugh Jarse by Hugh Jarse	Nov 18th, 2006 12:11:21 PM
Just got back from seeing it really liked it but the final half hour after the poker game just wasn`t needed. I`m all for the big bang ending but the run up to it was just embarrassing.
Nice job, Vern by God Shamgodd	Nov 18th, 2006 01:55:51 PM
I bagged on one of your earlier reviews, but this one was tight.
Thank you, Vern. by Zarles	Nov 18th, 2006 03:24:40 PM
Anyway, I've had the Bond theme in my head all day long, I just got my hair cut like Daniel Craig, and I can't wait to see CR again. Tell me - did any of that happen to anyone after seeing the abortions that were the last few JB movies? Doubtful. To all the haters, doubters, and boycotters - in your face, Flanders! Viva la Craig!
also notice Craig/Connery have facial similarities... by Exeter	Nov 18th, 2006 03:51:50 PM
They have this sort of 'jagged' face look to them, and both have the potruding cheek area on the sides of the lips where a shadow line forms, it can be seen prominently on the CR poster, no other Bond actors before looked as similar before. And in a couple of scenes Craig even sounded like the Conster. On another note i always find people give the scapegoat of the writing/stories being shit during the Brosnan eras and Brosnan is not to fault, well all that was shit but Brosnan himself like yackbacker said was too manicured, i recall someone said on aicn he felt like a 'giant pink pussy'. Broz never felt intimidating to me, felt too overly smug, and tried too hard to be like a combination between Connery/Moore, his Bond never felt like he was vulnerable at all always machine-gunning on Rambo-mode and throwing quips every 5 seconds and looking unaturalistically smarmy like he was a fucking walking robot/corpse/broken record, just no feeling, totally botched the role. i'd rather watch the Moore films since Moore played it as he believed it, with lots of humor and i take them for what they are enjoying them more than Broz's Bonds.
I had very high expectations by caltsoudas	Nov 18th, 2006 04:01:39 PM
I had very high expectations for this film... and it exceeded them! A brilliant return to the classic format of the early sixties Connery films. Particularly the old school narrative structure which is more episodic like the original ones and not the plot-driving American Hollywood garbage screenwriting madness that the Brosnan and Moore films followed (with the exception of Live and Let Die and The World Is Not Enough--which are really really good and underapreciated). Like Dr. No, From Russia with Love, and You Only Live Twice, this one had class written all over it. Craig really does channel Sean Connery vibes here and there yet ultimately makes it his own. The opening looked great in black and white and the theme sequence looked GORGEOUS! So original. I always hated the opening theme sequences from the Brosnan movies. They were overkill. All in all this wasn't some pathetic revamp attempt a la Batman Begins afterall (PHEW!) and instead is just a strong continuation of the franchise with a new lead that stays true to the traditions while simultaneously freshening them up. Now if only they coul get Emma Watson to play Money Penny... and ditch Q. That car moment was just...WOW. And when he said the line in the end everyone gave a long ovation. He's just perfect. Plus there was a lot of good witty sophisticated humour too, which I was delighted with. I was initially worried about that because some critics were saying that it was too serious, but they pulled it off well. Even the theme song grows on you because of how smoothly they orchestrate it into the film's score. BOND IS BACK!!!
Minutes away by Cobbio	Nov 18th, 2006 05:00:37 PM
I'm putting aside my general disdain for slicky pants James Bond for the night and I'm heading out to see "Casino Royale" in a few minutes. Thanks for the review, Vern. I hope it entertains me.
Anyone got a spare wicker chair handy? by Zarles	Nov 18th, 2006 05:47:12 PM
I'd like to tie MetalWater to it.
daniel craig looks nothing like sean connery.. by jig98	Nov 18th, 2006 07:33:30 PM
maybe the chin. but that's about it. we wouldv'e heard this in the worldwide news non-stop.
well they're the only 2 Bonds that have by Exeter	Nov 18th, 2006 08:13:02 PM
the potruding lines on the sides of their lips
Remember when other studio's tried to steal Bond by Sepulchrave	Nov 19th, 2006 02:03:50 AM
with Mr Katie Holmes' flaccid Mission Impossible movies? And remember XXX? AHAHAHAHA! Bond is back and you pretenders can go and shite.
I just put an apostrophe into a plural. by Sepulchrave	Nov 19th, 2006 02:04:18 AM
I am a retard.
my experience of this film was ruined by Cedar_Room	Nov 19th, 2006 02:14:46 AM
by some pieces of shit 10 year olds who sat talking the whole way through and running around like they were at a Wacky Warehouse. Of course I never said anything to them - but I imagined the smart lines I would say, with just enough menace and threat in my voice, to have them glued to their seats in silence whilst the rest of the audience hailed me as their new God. This kind of distracted me from the film, except to notice that Vesper Lynd is fookin gorgeous. This really isn't a Bond film for kids, they were bored shitless, and I suppose I'll have to watch it again at some point. But thats what pirated DVDs are for I suppose.
Dalton- the Shakespeare Bond by Exeter	Nov 19th, 2006 04:13:42 AM
fella was a trained Shakespeare actor, much better suited for that drama theater than playing a Fleming Bond. As you mention the Conster's eyes, there's a real brief moment that i can't explain how Connery did this without his face actually not changinng, but in From Russia with Love on the train where Bond learns of the unfortunate incident of his friend, he goes back to Tanya's room thinking this commie-broad is in it, she unlocks teh door to let him in, he just almost smashes the door back yet calmly, and has an inexplicable look of complete menace in his eyes - yet there isn't a changed eye brow, or lowered or hightened eye-lid, you just have to see it it's real creepy menacing like and i'm still watching it to see, maybe in the moment you feel it or something but damn those eyes....!
It's ok by Dazzler69	Nov 19th, 2006 09:54:27 AM
When you see a Bond movie however you want to see the gadgets, the weird hitmen or women trying to kill Bond throughout the movie. The theme rift when Bond is doing something cool (They only ran it during the credits) You need Q explaining gadgets to Bond. You need over the top that's played off as normal which could be normal for all we know. Maybe there is a killer satilite in orbit that needs to be taken down...or preventing the start of WWIII. They should have done this movie and not make it a Bond movie, just change the names around to protect the fans from yet another prequel that does not get it right.
the new bond by redfishbluefish	Nov 19th, 2006 10:56:13 AM
HOLY CRAP WAS THAT EVER A GREAT JAMES BOND! he was everything a bond of today should be. very tough and scary, to boot ( not to mention hot hot hot). it was the first time i've every actually felt afraid of a Bond. he could seriously kick some ass. a little violent for some perhaps (not me), this bond is not afraid to get down and dirty, but hands down the best bond i have seen in years. and i just loved the raw, animal quality of the first big chase. no thought of consequence, just get the target. vern,thanks for a great review that got me all hot and bothered to see the flick. from a gal who watched dr. no about 100 times at the age of 8 (vcr's were quite the novelty back then), and who worships the connerybond for all the deliciousness that he brought to role, i welcome the new craigbond with open arms. it is a much needed change and i eagerly anticipate the next one. i couldn't have asked for a greater birthday present.
Saw it today----cool flick. by Orbots Commander	Nov 19th, 2006 06:09:27 PM
CR isn't just a good Bond movie, it's a pretty damn good stand alone action movie and Daniel Craig makes a great action hero. *SPOILER WARNING* Don't know if anyone else caught it, but I also loved the cinematic tip of the hat to Raiders of the Lost Ark in the fuel truck cab fight scene at Miami airport.
The Bitch Is Dead by MajorMajor	Nov 19th, 2006 08:02:44 PM
I read all the Ian Fleming Bonds in order when I heard the news they were going to start the franchise from scratch. I was impressed withis first outing. They made such an effort to give you the Ian Fleming touches, Beluga Caviar and toast. The little core part of Lachiffe abduction and torture. The hospital healing romance between Bond and Vesper. I knew the great end line from the book was going to make it in. "The job is done, the bitch is dead". This was a great Bond flick. Arguably the best.
go see CR more times all of you!! and then afterward... by Exeter	Nov 19th, 2006 08:52:07 PM
go buy the tickets for CR and go see other movies, help CR inn the box office through any meanns just like Bond
Vern, about Vesper Lynd's name... by GreatWhiteNoise	Nov 20th, 2006 12:05:46 AM
...did you miss the little dig at Pussy Galore-like names? When they're in the taxi on the way to the hotel in Montenegro for the card game, Bond gets some last-minute info about their cover. His name is Beach, and he looks at her firmly tongue-in-cheek and says, "and your name is Sylvia Broadchest". Classic.
"Does it look like I give a damn?" by Rindain	Nov 20th, 2006 05:42:15 AM
Awesome movie with some great humor thrown in. And the last shot had me ready to see the sequel right away.
Remake all the original books in sequence..! by workshed	Nov 20th, 2006 06:02:53 AM
I would have thought that 45 years on from Connery's Dr.No would be long enough. And besides it will stop giving the Brocolli family an excuse to re-release the DVD box-set every time a new 007 movie arrives. I saw CR at a midnight screening on Thursday and LOVED IT. The best since OHMSS. Thank the lord they ditched the terrible CGI that tickled me pink during Die Another Day. My only gripe is Chris Cornell's theme tune. Utter rubbish and totally undeserving of being the soundtrack to that marvellously striking opening credits (visually reminiscent of 'Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's though).
who's Matt Drudge? by torpor_haze	Nov 20th, 2006 11:48:04 AM
Did Le Chiffre owe him money? Did Bond steal his girlfriend? Did he bet against Sony's stock? Does anybody actually give a fuck?
Metal how can this movie be a bomb after one weekend by Orbots Commander	Nov 20th, 2006 04:04:45 PM
and Forty Million Dollars in its first week? That's nonsense. If it simply stays in the top three or four films in terms of box-office for the next few weeks, it'll be a blockbuster. After all, it didn't have a Superman Returns type budget. Add to that what CR will make abroad and this thing is far from a bomb. Remember that Bond always played better overseas than in the U.S. The Brosnan Bonds usually doubled their take in the international marketplace over what they made in the United States.
Also, word of mouth on CR is phenomenal. by Orbots Commander	Nov 20th, 2006 04:10:05 PM
The only one I've read badmouthing this flick is MetalWater. You're free to your opinion, it's just as valid, but I suspect your take on the movie is a minority opinion. CR wasn't the best action movie ever made or anything; that would just be nonsensical hyperbole. But it was a solid, fun and suspenseful action adventure film starring a very charismatic actor. Daniel Craig owned the theater screen everytime the camera was on him. The guy has Gene Hackman (in his prime), Connery, Eastwood type charisma.
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