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Sweet Titty Sweat With Lime! GRINDHOUSE - PLANET TERROR Trailer Hits!!!

wow by law04230	Oct 11th, 2006 05:35:46 AM
that's some fucked up shit.
Get in! by skeletonjack	Oct 11th, 2006 05:36:40 AM
Yeah man that looks fucking sweet!
First by AddictedtoBoobs	Oct 11th, 2006 05:39:20 AM
First.
I Like It! by Boba Fat	Oct 11th, 2006 05:39:31 AM
A gun for a leg! where does she keep the ammo?
Whoops by AddictedtoBoobs	Oct 11th, 2006 05:39:40 AM
Whoops. Never mind about first
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!! by MattCG	Oct 11th, 2006 05:41:26 AM
Oh, sweet fucking hairy CHRIST THIS LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
They called him MACHETE by Canada's King	Oct 11th, 2006 05:47:15 AM
And we ain't even half-way through!
FUCK ME! by John-Locke	Oct 11th, 2006 05:48:47 AM
Thats 101 different kinds of Badassery on display right there.
FUC**** A by megily6365	Oct 11th, 2006 05:51:12 AM
Wow.That looks the dogs bollocks.Machete looks unbeleivable ,cannot wait to see this.When is it released ?
Sweet by Teamwak	Oct 11th, 2006 05:54:53 AM
Great cast. Love to see the 80's briggade getting some work. Always liked Jeff Fahey after Lawnmower Man. Bring it on!
I think ive just cum! by dalbatron	Oct 11th, 2006 05:58:01 AM
Well someones been up all fuckin year trying to come up with the most pimpin tomfoolery!!! I never want to hear another word about movies having a negative effect on our youth.
Why are people getting excited about this?! by Pawprint	Oct 11th, 2006 06:01:45 AM
The film quality was absolute shit - it was scratchy and jumping all over the place, the effects work was fucking horrible - it didn't look at all realistic and was too over the top. A gun for a leg?! That's just stupid... I think Tarantino's arrogance and ego has finally got the better of him; this looks just like some bad low-budget 70's exploitation film...
FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 11th, 2006 06:04:07 AM
She's got a leg missing!...looks really good...Just need QT's trailer now!
Interesting... by TheBigDogg	Oct 11th, 2006 06:07:16 AM
Seems taking the approach that making something deliberately shit elevates it above the level of films that were just plain shit through circumstances like poor writing and low production values actually works for most of you guys. Looks like it's about the right climate for a remake of 'Hell Comes to Frogtown'. Ah, we're in a new golden age of cinema.
Fuck yeah! by soulpunx	Oct 11th, 2006 06:10:42 AM
That looks cool as fuck me ol' chums!
Pawprint...you're an idot! by abiggerboat	Oct 11th, 2006 06:13:43 AM
Tarantino isn't even directing this segment, you fucking dildo! Oh, by the way, it's looks fucking amazing too!!
TheBigDogg by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 11th, 2006 06:14:01 AM
Yo Dogg, Where is you sense of fun? you grumpy Motherfucker! Hell Comes to Frogtown remake? hell yeah! woop! woop! woop! woop!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! by DerLanghaarige	Oct 11th, 2006 06:14:04 AM
It's impossible that Tarantino's one will be more than 1/3 as cool as that TRAILER for Planet Terror is! And if Planet Terror itself is just half as cool as its trailer...it'S fucking cool!
c'mon Harry... by keepcoolbutcare	Oct 11th, 2006 06:15:16 AM
"I just can't fucking imagine anything better than seeing this." World peace? A fat-free fudge cake that doesn't let you down in the flavor department like so many others? Try to try, at the very least. now the trailer...my boner made of punching just punched me.
Pawprint by C Legion	Oct 11th, 2006 06:16:22 AM
Think you kinda missed the point mate.
Tarantino and Rodriguez.... by No Talent Ass Clown	Oct 11th, 2006 06:16:57 AM
are responsible (simultaneously) for hastening the decline of western civilization and increasing the overall coolness of american cinema. This looks like From Dusk Till Dawn revisited. Prepare to have your mental molars rotted by some sweet celluloid cotton candy....
Hell Comes to Frogtown by keepcoolbutcare	Oct 11th, 2006 06:16:59 AM
cannot be improved upon.
By the way Harry by No Talent Ass Clown	Oct 11th, 2006 06:19:33 AM
Your dick went "titanium"? What the fuck does that mean? Better grab your imaginary girlfriend and bang her before your tool reverts back to tin or some other lesser metal.
I'm there. by rbatty024	Oct 11th, 2006 06:20:09 AM
This looks absolute-fucking-fantastic. Robert Rodriguez is becoming more than just a B-movie director, he's becoming one of the best B-movie directors.
Pawprint has sucked you in boys! by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 11th, 2006 06:20:26 AM
He knows how cool this motherfucker is gonna be. he's just playing with ya.
Download link. by C Legion	Oct 11th, 2006 06:28:13 AM
http://www.themoviebox.net/mov ies/2007/DEFGH/Grindhouse/trai ler.php
Hahaha! by DocPazuzu	Oct 11th, 2006 06:29:34 AM
If the film lives up to even half of what that trailer promises, it will be very cool indeed. How fucking funny was that blade-lined trenchcoat of Trejo's? Rodriguez is far from a sure thing for me, but I will be seeing this.
Talkbacker with no name by TheBigDogg	Oct 11th, 2006 06:30:50 AM
Yeah you're right - I'm just a grumpy bastard. I guess I just don't get all excited by what are effectively the film equivalent of making a mix tape. Sure, you can put great tracks on a mix tape but it's not really advancing anything. Just as mimicing past films and styles doesn't. I wouldn't give a shit except I think both Tarantino and Rodriguez are seriously talented and could, if they put their minds to it, probably do something to revolutionise film if they weren't so caught up in remaking the films they love themselves.
Fuck the fake trailer.... by hiperaktiv	Oct 11th, 2006 06:31:49 AM
I want a real MACHETE! Did that kick fucken ass or what? Danny Trejo is the shit.
Ok doggy. you have made your point. by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 11th, 2006 06:34:18 AM
You don't like it, we get it. Please don't spoil our party with the neg vibes man. Might be best if you leave by the back door. This grindhouse talkback is not for you, bud.
cinema has peaked by OneintenMan	Oct 11th, 2006 06:34:39 AM
it's all down hill from here.
The Cheering is From...... by Donnie_Drunko	Oct 11th, 2006 06:45:54 AM
The fact that this trailer was on TV last night when it aired during Spike TV's Scream Awards which really was a long long promotion for GrindHouse and any other Tarantino and Rodriguez project of the past to get glorified.Which I dont really mind at all cause I love Tarantino and Rodriguez flicks .But really the award show was pretty lame. At heart it was great to see cool geek things get honored but it all came off as fake and staged.
I'm still excited to see it. by CoursinLarry	Oct 11th, 2006 06:48:23 AM
But...am I the only one who thought the film scratches and jumps looked a little fake? It just looked like a really clean digitally shot movie with some computer effects layered onto it. It didn't look like an actual beat-up print. Robert Rodriguez, you're still my hero.
Repeat after me - 'Pawprint is an idiot'. by Zarles	Oct 11th, 2006 06:58:05 AM
Oh, and this flick looks seriously badass, but you all knew that. Almost as cool as the new corner animation...
Dude, that guy fucking EXPLODED! by theoneofblood	Oct 11th, 2006 07:12:46 AM
YES! God-damn I have missed the old latex stuff! Tom Savini and Michael Biehn in the same movie?! I've died and gone to heaven.
MICHAEL BIEHN IS THE MAN by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 11th, 2006 07:12:57 AM
How cool is Biehn's entrance? Camron, you better cast him in Avatar!
Well Played Talkbacker with no name... by Pawprint	Oct 11th, 2006 07:15:21 AM
The rest of you knee-jerkers should hang your heads in shame at falling for one of the oldest tricks in the book and go and look up 'irony'in the dictionary! I haven't been this excited about watching a film since I found my Mum and Dad's homemade porn!
Looks like a fun time, but... by LeiaDown&FuckHer	Oct 11th, 2006 07:20:36 AM
I really hope they don't overdo it with the whole scratch effects, jump cuts and shit, but I can see that kind of thing getting really fucking annoying really fucking quickly. And regardless of what Tarantino might spew out of his coke addled mouth, watching flicks with bits missing and bad edits isn't cool, it's just irritating, always has been. Still, like I said, looks like a damn lot of fun regardless, and it's great to see Michael Biehn on the big screen again (and in a non military, non cowboy role to boot...though I guess he's played plenty of cops too).
holy shit by aestheticity	Oct 11th, 2006 07:21:05 AM
that kicked my ass six ways from sunday, i sincerely hope it's not just awesome-traileritis.
the looks REEEEE-diculous by triplefive	Oct 11th, 2006 07:21:16 AM
I wanna see Machete . I have a feelin the trailers for the fake movies are gonna be better than the movies themselves
Beihn is GOD by Vigothcarpathian	Oct 11th, 2006 07:24:46 AM
I pooped all over my apartment when I saw Michael Beihn's badassitude. With Savini riding shotgun, no less!!
Vigothcarpathian by kwisatzhaderach	Oct 11th, 2006 07:26:20 AM
Wise words my friend. Great to see Biehn back where he belongs...on the big screen.
Purely Belter! by Costellopalooza	Oct 11th, 2006 07:31:31 AM
I'm overjoyed - A fanboys wet dream has been realised! To anyone who's blasting this already for rehashing 70's exploitation flix - Get a Grip! Thats what they've had in mind from the start! What the furk were you expecting guys? We've all known since day one that this was planned to be a homage (hate that furkhin word) to those films, and it has also been clear as day to me from the getgo that these two are always going to make films that let them a) have fun and b)let them play around with the stuff they love! We were all given vivid detail of what to expect from these films and what we've seen above delivers that in spades! I swear some of the people who talkback on here just sit all day eating buckets of chicken and playing WoW waiting to slag everything off! And another thing - splitting hairs about the 'quality' of the grainy technique is proper furking geeky - lets be honest boys we all love this shyte but we need to keep it under wraps man, lasses dont like to hear that kind of shyte. Obsessive criticism of very minor technical 'observations' gives geeks like me a bad name! Anyways - looks like a real hoot! Can't wait to see it Boulkaaa!!
one question guys by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 11th, 2006 07:32:25 AM
Is the movie going to have frame cuts, scratches etc. or is it just for the trailers?
Pawprint by C Legion	Oct 11th, 2006 07:36:21 AM
Satire? Fair enough, but someone pretending to be an idiot on a message board is pretty much indistinguishable from the real thing. Hardly takes the sharpest wit.
"Harry here... My dick just went titanium!" by brycemonkey	Oct 11th, 2006 07:38:35 AM
Good to see you are still in love with RR, but I have to say I have no interest in your penis. The movie looks good as far as parody goes. I'm always interested in their work so will check it out. I am worried that if it keeps getting more and more OTT then it won't work as a movie. And I will never read a Harry review of it, mainly because I don't want to read schoolboy grade bi/curious porn (concerning RR anyway). Good to see you back DocP.
Oh, and the 'Leg Gun' is the most retarded thing... by brycemonkey	Oct 11th, 2006 07:47:33 AM
I have seen on film for quite some time. Now a chainsaw hand, that would be cool...
wowsa its like Garth Marenghi by axemurder	Oct 11th, 2006 07:48:14 AM
with a huge budget! come on!
Supa Cool! by StrokerX	Oct 11th, 2006 07:57:29 AM
Gonna be a fun night of movies fur shur!!
I bet anything the bars over the boobies stay by pandamaster83	Oct 11th, 2006 07:57:50 AM
Cos Tarrantino loves his meta-theatre, y'know, drawing attention to the fact that it's a film and celebrating it. Them bars aint goin nowhere, so put that vaseline away, bitches.
And another thing.... by Costellopalooza	Oct 11th, 2006 08:02:50 AM
It's nice to see the number of positive talkbacks on here today - Im furking sick to death of people coming on here with their minging vibe bringing all of us happy sorts down.. We all know this film looks cool - its as clear as day!! All the folk using this site love this kind of stuff! Monsters/Zombies/Maniacs/Crazy Stunts/Crazy Characters etc.. We love this stuff!!! I'm telling ya man geekiness is going to implode! The geeks are malfunctioning! The sky is blue (sometimes if ur in the UK), the grass is green, and miniguns on motorcycles in films with zombies and maniacs in are furking awesome!! What the hell do you guys want man? How on earth can people who likethe kind of stuff this site covers moan about this?? I tell you wat man, there's this guy at my local comic store who has, in the time i've been going there, only ever said negative things about anything that has come out, films and comics.. Over the years I have mad a point of testing this lad by systematically dropping titles into conversation. In time I came to realise one thing, a horrible side-effect of the geek gene that we all possess. Over-exposure WILL make you into a miserable pigface who can only have negative opinions on things because you are so 'well-informed' that everything seems like a cliche!! (Taking a breath...) So to my point - we all love this kind of shyte, but there are way too many people coming on here trying to sound smart by saying "its too much like this" or "its not enough like that" - We live in a time when ALL of our tastes are being catered for, and people who share our love for these kind of films are being given free reign to do what they want on the silver screen for 2 hours! Be happy guys! Life is too short! And I was having a great time reading this talkback until you pain in the arze supernerds started posting - Be happy you furking nerds! Love Costello (well mannered positive outlooking secret nerd)
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Oct 11th, 2006 08:03:18 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
That was beautiful by RighteousBrother	Oct 11th, 2006 08:05:45 AM
surely the movie can't live up to the promise of that trailer though?
Awesome! And Depp_Cover, by raw_bean	Oct 11th, 2006 08:11:31 AM
Sin City! Rehashing the mighty Frank Miller's work instead. :^) ---------- Oh, and much chuckles at everyone who fell for Pawprint's hilariously ironic post! :^D
and Costellopalooza keeps the party alive! by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 11th, 2006 08:11:56 AM
Well said! more pumpkin punch, my friend?
I'm no psychoanalyst... by Childe Roland	Oct 11th, 2006 08:13:26 AM
...but I have to think Robert's fascination with firearm prostheses is indicative of a larger, deeper issue. Movie looks like it could be some silly fun, not unlike From Dusk 'til Dawn (which is pretty terrible but has late-night, too-drunk-to-sleep rewatchability). But I can tell I'm not as excited about this as others because I'm not swearing a lot.
Deep Cover.... by Costellopalooza	Oct 11th, 2006 08:15:06 AM
So don't go see it mate, if you like 70's exploitation re-hashing then you go see these guy's films, if you dont then don't bother! You must admit that its better to have the option, I don't like musicals, but if one comes out I don't pro-actively criticise it. I just dont think about it! The point I'm making today mate, and its not a personal attack, is that loads of people come on here to give the film a right slagging just because its a QT/RR film. We already know what to expect, and its got me baffled that people who aren't into that style are even bothering to comment - we KNEW it'd be like this, its never been dressed up as anything else! I just dont understand why people who are against 70's exp re-hashing are even bothering to click on the link.. I guess some people just like to moan...
Rock on Talkbacker with no name... by Costellopalooza	Oct 11th, 2006 08:18:55 AM
Boukaboukaaaaa!
I just discovered another GrindhouseTrailer on youtube! by Jagdeep	Oct 11th, 2006 08:26:05 AM
Check it out ---- this is freakin' brilliant! One of the trailers they have made for imaginary Grindhouse movies inside the film itself! http://youtube.com/watch?v=xOF IFHQP84I
looks alright .... by JeanLuc Dickhard	Oct 11th, 2006 08:29:02 AM
well it does.
Harry's bullshit by UMAGA	Oct 11th, 2006 08:33:18 AM
If his friends weren't involved in this do you think he'd be going as crazy over it as he is? Hell no. And get ready because this is just the start. If you think he hasn't already given this a good review you're fucking crazy.
Michael Biehn fucking rocks! by Black And Gold	Oct 11th, 2006 08:33:41 AM
Why isn't he in more stuff?!
To be honest, If i was RR or by Kizeesh	Oct 11th, 2006 08:36:54 AM
To be honest, If i was RR or QT i'd probably make films like these, although mine would be more along the lines of Dark Star... I digress, but seriously, I hope this is the last thing of this type they do though, RR has at least got a bevvy of highly original work, within different styles and genre's ,under his belt, (i.e Spy Kids, the faculty) QT has only ever made one style of movie. yes its fun to watch but considering that the guy has made 5 full length movies (Kill Bill is 1 film) and 3 of those are 70's styled Gangster movies he doesn't really have a huge artistic palate to show for himself. I'm hopeful that Inglorius Bast's will improve on this, but I have reservations.
AHHHH!!!!!! by shutterghost	Oct 11th, 2006 08:38:05 AM
Fuck me running that looks amazing!!!
But is this a Spy Kids prequel? by DerLanghaarige	Oct 11th, 2006 08:44:27 AM
Danny Trejo played there someone named Mr Machete...
This isn't neccesarily by Purgatori	Oct 11th, 2006 08:44:30 AM
the trailer. This is what they put together for the Spike Scream Awards that was on last night. This is a lot of the same stuff that they showed at Comicon. But fucking A...BRILLIANT. I want Quentin's babies.
Look like fun. by C Legion	Oct 11th, 2006 08:45:35 AM
But I'm not really a fan of RR's stuff, even the much praised Sin City didn't blow me away. As for QT, I love his earlier work, but Kill Bill was a bit of a geek wankfest, it was OK, but deeply self indulgent. It should have been cut down to one 2 hour film, and I never bought any of the women as warriors, they looked like wimpy Hollywood babes pretending to be hard, which they were. I'll watch it, and I hope it will be entertaining, but the sooner QT does something a little more serious the better.
Holy Mary Mother of God.... by Datascream	Oct 11th, 2006 08:56:51 AM
there's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!! This looks fuck-all apeshit amazing!!
Pawprint: Master of Irony! by DirkBelig	Oct 11th, 2006 08:57:10 AM
Good job chumming the waters, mate. This looks 1010% BADASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Is it RR and QT jerking off their cult movie knobs? Absolutely! But, it looks like it's gonna be F-U-N! Remember fun, kids?
Jagdeep by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 11th, 2006 08:57:18 AM
that link doesn't work. hope you weren't pulling our plonks!
C Legion... by Pawprint	Oct 11th, 2006 09:01:57 AM
Gutted you didn't think of it first? Or just miffed that you couldn't spot the irony? I thought the phrase, "this looks just like some bad low-budget 70's exploitation film...", might have given the game away, plus the ragging of all the gimmicks of the film; scratches etc... Oh well.
RR needs to break away from Tarantino by UMAGA	Oct 11th, 2006 09:06:03 AM
And actually do something interesting.
Did I read that John Carpenter is doing the music... by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 11th, 2006 09:06:33 AM
to one of these movies?
entertaining, maybe... but excited? ehhh by chillzatl	Oct 11th, 2006 09:09:13 AM
The crowd that gets a boner any time Tarantino or Rodriguez points a camera at something annoy me. This looks entertaining on a b-movie gorefest level, but it's nothing to get excited about. Rose Mcgowan does get me all blood engorged, but still, the movie itself doesn't look all that and nostalgic feelings doesn't make it good by default.
John Carpenter... by Costellopalooza	Oct 11th, 2006 09:12:15 AM
I hope so mate that would be a nice touch! If so I bet it was Kurt Russell's idea!! Mind you if he was doing anything other than musical scores I'd avoid it like the plague...
John Carpenter Score.. by Karl Childers	Oct 11th, 2006 09:15:35 AM
Rodriguez mentioned that his own score will be very Carpenteresque. He used a lot of Carpenter's previous scores during the filming. Also, does anyone have a link to Planet Terror's script or a script review anywhere?
John Carpenter by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 11th, 2006 09:16:31 AM
I think i read it here a few weeks back...or that QT is doing it in the style of JC...Someone else must have seen that?
Talkbacker with no name by Karl Childers	Oct 11th, 2006 09:20:04 AM
Previously on LOST: http://www.aintitcoolnews.com/ display.cgi?id=23947
Totally Awsome by Movietool	Oct 11th, 2006 09:21:00 AM
Please, oh, PLEASE, tell me that someone will actually MAKE "Machete!" That cannot only be a fake trailer. I must see that movie someday.
Neato Mosquito! by blackwood	Oct 11th, 2006 09:22:02 AM
Just to be different from all the ball-grabbing Mc FuckYa's in this TB. I think this looks keen.
thanks karl! by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 11th, 2006 09:24:53 AM
knew i saw it somewhere. so - in talks to score. That would be cool.
FUCK YEAH! by Zeke25:17	Oct 11th, 2006 09:36:50 AM
That is the sound of a cinematic orgasm, kiddies. Hell with the movie, I want the DVD, and right this minute!!! Rose McGowan: I wanna marry you. And bring the Crazy Babysitter Twins along for a little foot fun, mmkay?
A must miss! by Norm3	Oct 11th, 2006 09:42:23 AM
I hate these zaney b movie lets add tons of gore crap. I'll pass! Tarentino has gone in a direction I'm just not in to.
If RR wrote it... by Batutta	Oct 11th, 2006 09:50:20 AM
...it will be crap, because the guy can't write worth a damn. Is it a coincidence that his best film, Sin City, was written and co-directed by someone else? I think we'll find that it wasn't.
That was WILD!!! by Orionsangels	Oct 11th, 2006 09:50:53 AM
Looks like a bloody good time!!!
Why must every film that Harry has an interest in... by PurityOfEssence	Oct 11th, 2006 09:59:44 AM
... be sexually arousing to him. Don't missunderstand I think it looks entertaining. But if this were another director people wouldn't be reacting as if it were the sweetest piece of candy on god's green earth - or whatever.
Well that by stemjsim	Oct 11th, 2006 10:13:05 AM
looked like it'll be a guilty pleasure. Kind of reminds me of the 300 trailer, same kind of vibe for me. These films will be pure fun with lots of blood, guts and gore. If I wanted to watch an intelligent movie I would go see a Ang Lee film but when I want a fun, balls to the wall, leave your brain behind movie then give me a RR or QT film any day of the week.
MovieTool by Purgatori	Oct 11th, 2006 10:15:45 AM
At Comicon Tarantino and Rodriguez both said that the fake trailers are so good that if there is a 2nd Grindhouse that if the people like them enough, those will be the movies they'll make for the next one. Machete made me hurt with the whole insane mini gun on a bike. That was just f'ing nuts.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA _j7h5A by Trevor Goodchild	Oct 11th, 2006 10:19:59 AM
Enjoy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA _j7h5A by Trevor Goodchild	Oct 11th, 2006 10:20:24 AM
Enjoy. Good to hear Dark Place get a mention.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD by scrivener	Oct 11th, 2006 10:21:49 AM
I BUST A FUCKING NUT
Rose McGowan.....[drooool...] by Token	Oct 11th, 2006 10:27:56 AM
This looks like the movie Sin City should have been.... Can hardly wait!
Get In!!!!!!!!!!!1111 by omegabigfella	Oct 11th, 2006 10:28:40 AM
I love it! Bring on DEATHPROOF!!!!!!!!!!!
MACHETE!! by reckni	Oct 11th, 2006 10:37:32 AM
That looks awesome, looks like a lot of fun.
The only thing that could make me happier... by scrivener	Oct 11th, 2006 10:41:22 AM
...is if this saw an NC17 theatrical release. I mean, it's not like THIS will reach any smaller an audience. Jesus, this looks awesome.
Pawprint; Then Don't Go See It by Flip63Hole	Oct 11th, 2006 10:49:09 AM
And I bet your mama dresses you too. Nobody ever accused you of having good taste.
Manna From Heaven... by jazzbox2	Oct 11th, 2006 10:50:22 AM
This is gonna be the best freakin' movie EVER!
RR can write...just not that well by Poacher	Oct 11th, 2006 10:54:16 AM
Desperado and Once Upon a Time...were both fun, entertaining movies with high rewatchability factor. They weren't Pulp Fiction or even Kill Bill, but they got the job done and were loaded with great action scenes and funny lines. What more do you want?
This looks f**king mental by dastickboy	Oct 11th, 2006 10:59:13 AM
I'm not sure what to think, I mean, I can see the comparison with Darkplace but I hope they can make a bad movie good. I'm going into this as Pulp Fiction turned up to 11.
Grindhouse 2? by UMAGA	Oct 11th, 2006 11:01:50 AM
Fuck..I hope not.
Machette by playahatersball	Oct 11th, 2006 11:02:57 AM
good to see RR once again drawing from the rich tapestry of myth and storytelling that is "Spy Kids". I've got an idea for a movie- two hours of Carla Gugino swimming nekked. Too many movies, I can't wait for 2007 to come soon enough.
My penis exploded by Bob of the Shire	Oct 11th, 2006 11:04:19 AM
With awesomenessitude.
Nice idea, awful acting by Acappellaman	Oct 11th, 2006 11:10:34 AM
I'm not one of those guys that comes on here just to bash movies in talkbacks just to get attention, but this trailer did very little for me. The acting was really, really bad (not good cheesy - very bad cheesy). The girl with the gun for a leg just looks awkward. In the storyboards, I'm sure the shot of her blowing the smoke from the barrel of the gun looks cool, but in execution it just doesn't work. What happens when she walks around? Don't rocks and junk get clogged up in the barrel? Wouldn't that cause a problem? I'm no gun expert, but I would guess it would either jam the gun, or cause the shot to be off-target. Just doesn't make sense to me. A gun for a lost ARM? Hell yes! A leg? No. Although I would love a movie like this if it was done right, I'm afraid this one isn't it. Maybe it's not too late to fix things. Dunno. I certainly hope I'm wrong about it, cuz some parts did look kinda cool.
make the MACHETE movie instead by godoffireinhell	Oct 11th, 2006 11:21:16 AM
please
I'll wait for the DVD by DirkD13"	Oct 11th, 2006 11:27:34 AM
This does not look like a cinema trip for me, (you can't smoke joints or drink beer there for a start!), but a late-night DVD 24-pack, henry VIII and KFC deal.
YEAH, I'LL SAY IT... by ninjatracksuit	Oct 11th, 2006 11:29:57 AM
Rodriguez has more natural talent (anybody notice he did the music,too?) and the better story here, but Kurt Russell can save anything - speaking of, didn't feel much of a vibe from DEATH PROOF at all, what with all those zombies and Tom Savini lurching around...Also, they really just should have made MACHETE - it looked like the best of the three films, and the one truest to the supposed 70's exploitation roots...
Tonight. On KEYE. by rambozo	Oct 11th, 2006 11:39:54 AM
Harry feel some movement in his pants. Find out what his dick's been up to (or down to) at 10:00.
Tonight. On KEYE. by rambozo	Oct 11th, 2006 11:40:02 AM
Harry feels some movement in his pants. Find out what his dick's been up to (or down to) at 10:00.
OH YEAH... by ninjatracksuit	Oct 11th, 2006 11:41:11 AM
The scratches and frame jumps will only get this movie so far, if that is going to be one of the main tools in helping emulate that explo-feel...I can do the same with Premiere Pro, as can hundreds of other people, apparently (see: youtube). Also, time to be brutal: I just watched this again and it started looking pretty weak...except for MACHETE - seriously, they should have made it and gone balls-slamming-to-the-wall insane for a couple hours.
Deaf Proof by rambozo	Oct 11th, 2006 11:44:57 AM
It still being filmed, peeps.
I NEED IT NOW by waggy	Oct 11th, 2006 12:24:12 PM
oh well, the wait at least gives me time to get out of this shit state and see it at a real theater.
FULL FILM OR JUST TRAILER? by trevor2001	Oct 11th, 2006 12:34:56 PM
So is this one of the full double features, or just one of the trailers they said would run in between the feature films?
flimy filmy fuck a trailer by rambozo	Oct 11th, 2006 12:41:06 PM
the scenes with sickos (zombies), the lab, and grandma mcgowen are from planet terror, rodriguez's half of grind house. the machete stuff is one of the trailers that will run between the two films. tarantino's part, death proof, is either being filmed or recently wrapped in austin (like this week recently) so none of that stuff is out yet.
Machete for President! by Big Bad Clone	Oct 11th, 2006 12:49:43 PM
"He gets the women!"
Machete for President! by Big Bad Clone	Oct 11th, 2006 12:49:50 PM
"He gets the women!"
Machete for President! by Big Bad Clone	Oct 11th, 2006 12:49:57 PM
"He gets the women!"
Machete for President! by Big Bad Clone	Oct 11th, 2006 12:50:05 PM
"He gets the women!"
Fuck, sorry for the quadruple post by Big Bad Clone	Oct 11th, 2006 12:50:41 PM
because it wasn't that funny the first time
nice. by Lil LoLo	Oct 11th, 2006 01:03:31 PM
wow.
nice. by Lil LoLo	Oct 11th, 2006 01:04:01 PM
wow. i hope it's as fun as from dusk till dawn.
Anyone having trouble with this Trailer by EvilEd669	Oct 11th, 2006 01:11:23 PM
Damn, I want to see this, but it's not doing anything for me.
amazing by macgruder	Oct 11th, 2006 01:15:18 PM
this movie is going to be amazing. I almost came in my pants for that clip and it didnt even have any Tarantino stuff in it yet.
fuck me by DaleTremont	Oct 11th, 2006 01:25:21 PM
Anytime some douchebag starts to knock Tarantino, I'll just think, "Motherfuckin leg gun."
Death Proof shooting will last well into November... by Tommy the Cat	Oct 11th, 2006 01:26:17 PM
...Tarantino's style of shooting (and the producers willingness) allows him to film whatever he wants, no matter how long it takes. The result is usually falling a few weeks behind schedule, just like they are now.
Machete movie NOW by DOGSOUP	Oct 11th, 2006 01:27:37 PM
I know its a fake trailer in between stories but HOLY SHIT if this movie does well enough.... I WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE! Danny Trejo is the FUCKING MAN
Flip63Hole.... by Pawprint	Oct 11th, 2006 01:44:25 PM
You know if you actually read talkbacks all the way through before commenting, it makes you look a lot less daft; especially when you fall for a jape AFTER the punchline has been revealed... I'm firmly with the 'Film Machete Now!' camp... that would rock my sock off my cock. You can kind of see QT playing with the whole exploitation film idea in the deleted scene on the Kill Bill 2 DVD. You know, the scene with Uma and Bill at the market where he takes down Michael Jai and chums..
If you think the trailer is weak... by scrivener	Oct 11th, 2006 02:01:50 PM
Turn up your fucking bass. The music can change any piece of video dramatically (just look at that Passion of the Christ trailer with the Kill Bill music). It's like watching Moulin Rouge with the volume off.
Holy hippo shit! by crackerfarmboy	Oct 11th, 2006 02:14:47 PM
That looks pretty fucking cool. Tarantino and Rodriguez's better half strike again!
Gushers, calm down. This can't be as good as it looks. by CTU Mole	Oct 11th, 2006 02:19:16 PM
...because nothing is as good as this looks.
what is with people hatin'? by StovetopStuffin'	Oct 11th, 2006 02:21:34 PM
What does it take to impress some of these people?? This trailer beats have the movies out there. I'm not talking about other movie trailers either, I'm talking about other MOVIES!
is "machete" part of "planet terror" by slappy jones	Oct 11th, 2006 02:44:27 PM
like is he a character in the actual "planet terror" film or is that "machette" bit part of the fake trailers they have made to go with the films? anyone know?? I am not wording my questions very well but do you get what I mean....oh and rose mcgowan is ridiculously nice.
This is awesome by Neo Zeed	Oct 11th, 2006 02:46:13 PM
will watch this. that is all.
Over Da Top! by uberman	Oct 11th, 2006 02:50:54 PM
Looks like what those gridhouse flicks used to hint at but never really deliver. This is what we IMAGINED they would be like. Great Guns, I will be there too.
Totally Insane ! by barnaby jones	Oct 11th, 2006 02:50:58 PM
I can't wait !!
oh, I get it... by The Ghost of Marcus Brody	Oct 11th, 2006 02:52:44 PM
yeah, Grindhouse! 70's! Zombies! I'll pass.
i am extremely happy by blonde redhead	Oct 11th, 2006 03:06:28 PM
that we have a drive in here, where i WILL be seeing this movie. perfect.
Calm Down Harold by 2LeggedFreak	Oct 11th, 2006 03:09:41 PM
It can't be that perfect, it hasn't got your favourite, the dead raped deer, in it.
Is it just me... by DonkeyTron	Oct 11th, 2006 03:10:59 PM
or is that the Dawn of the Dead remake typeface they used for the title? If so, come on. That's not to original.
Trejo already played MACHETE by loki24	Oct 11th, 2006 03:28:42 PM
In Spy Kids. I hope it's the same universe.
Would Harry's "titanium" become "adamantium" if... by SpyGuy	Oct 11th, 2006 03:46:22 PM
...there were vampires and werewolves in this as well?
Noooooooo!!!!! by dalbatron	Oct 11th, 2006 04:07:37 PM
Nooooooooo!!! Oh god dont tell me lavagirl has had her leg amputated and replaced with a big big gun!!!!
Wow. by Darth Thoth	Oct 11th, 2006 04:20:47 PM
Wow.
It Might Be A Good Movie, But If That Trailer.. by The Ender	Oct 11th, 2006 04:21:28 PM
Made you frothing at the mouth excited. Then what the fuck is wrong with you? It didn't do anything but show shitty music, and a super ugly motherfucker killing people with Machete's. I think too many of the sycophants on here say shit just to please the crowd. The trailer was not very good, or even good, at all. Just because it's supposed to be cool, doesn't make it so. Just ask the guy who directed the covenant. Okay, so this movie MIGHT be fucking AMAZING. But the trailer, was not. You want an amazing trailer? Go watch the one for THE DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON. Now that, is a fucking trailer kids.
QT & RR are doing their job well if... by future help	Oct 11th, 2006 04:24:41 PM
the fake trailers inserted between the 2 movies are creating fans. They said "We want to create trailers so bad-ass that you WANT to see them too." sounds like a huge dive board for future flics. QT is the man! Thanks for all the fun mutha'fucka'!
my god... by satansteve	Oct 11th, 2006 04:28:32 PM
best...trailer....EVER. the gatling gun on the front of the bike has sold me on this. YES!
i saw the Devil & Daniel Johnston flic. by future help	Oct 11th, 2006 04:28:51 PM
good movie and music. but Crumb still rules.
K-I-C-K-A-S-S!!! by R.C. the "Wise"	Oct 11th, 2006 04:31:13 PM
Trejo bitches!!!
"Machete" the Mexican by sentient	Oct 11th, 2006 04:35:56 PM
"Machete" the Mexican version of Blade. I must sya that I agree with some of you here. Harry does way to much "Self Referencing My Genitals" as a way to explain what I feels is cool or how cool I feel it is. Doesn't this guy have a film school or babysitter kindercare center thing going with local kids from his town. Ummm Parents.... He calls his chick Yoko- so I guess he's feels he's the John Lenonn of film Critic's. He's as self masturbatory as QT is, but in a creepy, geeky, fat, guy who might touch little kids kind of way. I still like the guy that is Harry, but man I wouldn't be shocked at all if CNN reported a Neverland Ranch like story on him. Stop talking in Pusedo Sexual Perverso Mr. Knowles. You creeping a lot of us out bro... I wouldn't let my kids near you man, but I still think your funny as shit and I love this place. Your like the snap bracelet fad of the early 90's. Your very much one of the Webs Top Ten "things" that makes it worth the 30 odd bucks it cost a month, but damn sometimes you go a little Howard Huges/Michael Jackson on us. What did we ever do to you!
If you thought this trailer was cool, wait for more... by iamnicksaicnsn	Oct 11th, 2006 04:41:42 PM
Cuz fuckin hell. Compared to the stuff they showed at Comicon this was NOTHING. Grind House is going to blow away the competition next year, bitches! IT'S A PARADE OF KICKASSERY! AHHHHHH! SPLOOOOOOGE
Nice. Second Most Anticipated Film For 2007 Behind 300 by DrTobiasFunke	Oct 11th, 2006 04:43:19 PM
I'm about 99.9% positive that someone's head will explode (IRL) while watching this movie. It's looks INSANE!
not a trailer, just part of what was shown at comic-con by lilgorgor	Oct 11th, 2006 04:55:47 PM
you can even hear the people in the crowd cheering. i know, i was one of them!
Looks cool, but lose the "old film" effect. by modlight	Oct 11th, 2006 04:56:26 PM
I get it, but it just doesn't work. it makes it all look super fake and like an internet "silent movie" done in sepia tones by a bunch of college kids.
At first I silently hated this, and the whole idea by Larry of Arabia	Oct 11th, 2006 05:06:44 PM
Now that I've seen a girl with a gun for a leg, I've gotta say I'm game.
oh cha - by rambozo	Oct 11th, 2006 05:08:04 PM
Somebody asked when it'd be released. The posters say 4/6/07 but they also say something about the Burnet Road Drive In which is currently a storage building so... don't come lookin' for me if it gets released sooner or later.
Acapellaman, I see what you're saying... by ZombieisaDouche	Oct 11th, 2006 05:21:20 PM
but I get the feeling that the "gun leg" was done because it's so unplausible. This flim is a homage to crap 70's b-movies, and that's just the kind of lapse in logical that they would have. It's part of the fun...if you're into that sort of thing. And I am.
The trailer is gold for a retard like me by quentintarantado	Oct 11th, 2006 05:36:57 PM
The trailer is quite exemplary, it plays to my basest instincts. Harry's endorsement, on the other hand, made me want to spew. Exactly as he intended, of course.
"Death Proof shooting will last well into November..." by rambozo	Oct 11th, 2006 05:40:21 PM
That's the best news I have had all day, Mr. Tommy the Cat. He should film on N. Lamar (a.k.a. Skanktown) cuz that's where I stay.
....lame... by LHombreSiniestro	Oct 11th, 2006 05:43:08 PM
....ITS OPPOSITE DAY! Oh man, I've watched it like a dozen times now. I've made everyone around a computer see it. I can't effin' wait! It's got EVERYTHING! Even Evil Twin Babysitters!
OH, WOW!!!!! by emu47	Oct 11th, 2006 06:04:06 PM
I may have had my doubts ... but ... SWEET fucking BABY JESUS! Must see film NOW!
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"Hey baby, by Womb2dooM	Oct 11th, 2006 06:16:20 PM
Does that rifle go all the way up?!" Da-dom tisch! That trailer has increased the humidity in my pants to 200%! ... Oh no ... I've become Harry... but, you know, without the nipples. Naystayers can lick the white heads off my balls while I dribble crusty seamen flakes in your peepers!!!
eww by OhDaesu	Oct 11th, 2006 06:26:16 PM
"My dick just went titanium!" you've scarred me for life.
Tarantino's gone soft in his old age. by CreasyBear	Oct 11th, 2006 06:34:07 PM
They could've easily fit ten or twelve more machetes in Trejo's trenchcoat, but I guess Tarantino doesn't want to offend the Fox News soccer moms. Pansy.
sexy legs by brandonbreaks	Oct 11th, 2006 06:40:33 PM
Rose Mcgowan is hot even with a firearm as a leg. I dig that trailer, hope the Tarantino one is as good.
I dig, you dig? by infamousralf	Oct 11th, 2006 06:51:58 PM
Anyone that doesn't want to immediately see this movie (possibly at BNAT8... eh, eh?) is on the wrong site, and should revoke their geek status. Film is about expression, about joy, about all of the idiosyncrasies that pollute our little pea brains. For some that is Grindhouse, Pan's Labyrinth, The Prestige, Apocalypto, The Fountain, and on and on....., for others it is about some formulaic 'safe' piece of cutesy animal animation like Open Season, or some ridiculous 'horror' remake prequel, or some terrible holiday romp in piss soaked snow.... Please surf the net accordingly and stay with your own kind, or be open minded if you must stray from the pack in the land of geeks and nerds and film afficianados.....
Good Goddamn! by Nocturnaloner	Oct 11th, 2006 07:01:33 PM
Well. Guess I'll be seeing that, then. If we all go see it, does that mean they'll make MACHETE? Cause that would fucking rule.
Michael Parks IS Texas Ranger Earl McGraw... by DonliQ	Oct 11th, 2006 07:16:30 PM
...in both halves of Grindhouse.
RE: Machete by StrokerX	Oct 11th, 2006 07:22:21 PM
hmm...i was under the impression that he was a character in Planet Terror..like a bad ass anti hero or something. Everyone seems to say its one of the fake trailers though...thoughts?
Also RE: QT by StrokerX	Oct 11th, 2006 07:23:55 PM
Why's everyone baggin on QT? Is any of his footage even in this trailer?
Cee Gee by suspiriant	Oct 11th, 2006 07:38:32 PM
This looks completely B.A.! My only complaint is that Rodriguez should have laid off the horrendous CG he puts in everything. Apparently he can't he even make a 30 second 70's period trailer without a ton of the stuff...
They should keep the applause... by Batutta	Oct 11th, 2006 07:46:25 PM
I know this was taken from the Scream Awards, which is why they have audience cheers on the soundtrack, but it actually works. They should release the film with an applause track, with people talking back to the screen in the surround channels and shit. At least as a DVD option.
A Rose with any other leg by gavdiggity	Oct 11th, 2006 08:27:15 PM
Holy fucking shit, she is smokin' hot. One leg, two legs, no legs, painting her fingernails, dancing on a pole, doesn't matter... I love Rose MacGowan!
Rose WAS hot... by Batutta	Oct 11th, 2006 08:59:15 PM
...now she's on the Kate Bosworth diet to emaciation. http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/? p=1888
You all can KISS MY BOOTY by dead youngling	Oct 11th, 2006 09:02:32 PM
I'm SUING! My daughter lost a leg and I had a big ass gun welded to her--someone's copying my life and you're all to blame if you see this movie! Yeah, I'm the Machete guy in case you haven't figured it out yet, poopheads.
Battuta by gavdiggity	Oct 11th, 2006 09:08:53 PM
Yikes! You're right. Someone better get her a ham sammich. I guess part of her pay for working on this movie with Quentin was all the blow she could eat. Snort. Whatever.
Too bad this wasn't direct to video by YackBacker	Oct 11th, 2006 09:17:56 PM
This is the kind of movie you enjoy at home. Drunk. Loaded. Screaming mad!
all style no substance? by Rupee88	Oct 11th, 2006 09:33:17 PM
and the music sounded straight out of Pulp Fiction...my favorite film, but let's go somewhere new? Anyway, a good trailer does not equal a good movie in most cases...I hope it's good but we'll see.
zombies ate the theater by trysop	Oct 11th, 2006 09:50:53 PM
this looks even cooler than i imagined. way cooler...
do you buy her shoes? by Orionsangels	Oct 11th, 2006 10:22:03 PM
or bullets?
Barutta, Rodriguez did do the "audience track" thing by Osmosis Jones	Oct 11th, 2006 10:22:09 PM
There's one on the Sin City 3-disc set, with people laughing and cheering and stuff. Kind of fun.
Machete the TV show! by Orionsangels	Oct 11th, 2006 10:22:50 PM
Coming to Telemundo, brought to you by Kellogs!
Just saw it again... by Darth Thoth	Oct 11th, 2006 11:54:19 PM
Man... that could be the most ridiculous craziest greatest trailer ever! Oh that was great and it stays great after repeat viewings. April can't get here soon enough.
Half n Half... by LucienPierce	Oct 12th, 2006 02:10:26 AM
Some of that trailer looks like stupendous glorious gory fun but sometimes it just looks like badly made crap (This could also be the fault of an ashy trailer, bring on Quikctime HD dammit!). I'm pretty confident that it'll lean much closer to the former but I'm not writing out the possibility that it could easily veer off into the latter. But I guess that's the line Rodriguez and Tarantino are treading on so we'll see come April...
Yowza! Rose McG w/a rocket launcher leg makes me hot! by Zardoz	Oct 12th, 2006 02:27:04 AM
Does that make me a sicko? If so, GRIND ME, BABY! Looks sweet...must stop drooling...muuuugggh!
THIS IS NOT THE TRAILER! IT'S ... by Talkbacker with no name	Oct 12th, 2006 04:25:12 AM
From Spike TV's Scream Awards (hence all the cheering and screaming in the background). Just watched the show and this is what QT and RR put together to show people at the awards show. It's not the trailer but just a bunch of footage.
I'd like to say something bad about this by BannedOnTheRun	Oct 12th, 2006 04:32:44 AM
But I'll have to make something up. Looks like RR has nailed it.
Hate to be a hater, but... by smackfu	Oct 12th, 2006 04:38:47 AM
Grindhouse I think is going to be a lot like Masters of Horror and Nightmares and Dreamscapes. Great in concept, but not so great in execution. When you have a short horror film with not enough time for character development or pacing + over the top everything due to directors trying to 'out-cool' each other makes you realize after about 10 minutes of watching it that you don't give 2 shits if you ever see the remaining 40 minutes. In just about every movie genre, too many 'money shots' in too short a time makes you stop caring very quickly.
What the shuddering fuck was that!? by kingrobot	Oct 12th, 2006 04:54:22 AM
Looks both very cool and very shit at the same time...SHOOL!
That's the point by powervideo	Oct 12th, 2006 11:27:43 AM
This film is an homage to the Grindhouse flicks of the 70s. They were so bad they were good. I get it. I saw the footage QT and RR presented at Comic Con and it looks to be a rollicking good popcorn double feature. Why hate when there's so much fun to be had with this?
Why are there no black people in this movie? by anchorite	Oct 12th, 2006 11:47:10 AM
That seems pretty racist. You'd think QT and RR would be more diverse than this. Especially if it's supposed to be an homage to 70's exploitation film. Where's Blacula? Shaft? Why's it gotta be nothin' but whites and hispanics, yo?
Wow, this looks promising. Now, WHERE IS DEATH PROOF by Ashok0	Oct 12th, 2006 12:16:02 PM
This and Zodiac = !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
death proof is shooting by StreetTrash	Oct 12th, 2006 07:35:46 PM
I believe they were still in austin/Luling shooting as of last week. anyone know for sure?
Sweet by DeCypher44	Oct 12th, 2006 08:23:11 PM
Sweet Jesus. That is very KICKASS!
That trailer kicks bloody fucking ass. by a goonie	Oct 12th, 2006 11:25:10 PM
Goddamn that is one awesome trailer. I love Rodriguez for making this movie. Danny Trejo as an ass-kicking sonuvabitch named Machete and Rose McGowan as a hottie with a big-ass gun for a leg. And blood and guts and zombies, too. Words do not exist in the English language to describe how utterly cool this movie promises to be.
Trailer Update by advidg	Oct 14th, 2006 04:13:50 PM
They try to take it down...I it just comes back: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =qvT-qbYp5MA
Opps! Try this again... by advidg	Oct 14th, 2006 04:31:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =qvT-qbYp5MA
AHHHHaaarrrr!!! by advidg	Oct 14th, 2006 04:33:29 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvT-qb Yp5MA There!!
Wow! WTF! by advidg	Oct 14th, 2006 04:37:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =qvT-qbYp5MA
ok... by advidg	Oct 14th, 2006 04:42:37 PM
Just remove the space between "v =" like this: "v=". Don't know why it won't just take it?!
grindhouse by ragingfluff	Oct 15th, 2006 03:14:58 PM
what if it's a bad film?! Could the human race recover?
This video has been removed due to copyright by Mace Tofu	Oct 17th, 2006 04:25:52 AM
Can't find any on GoogleTube because all the Grindhouse trailers have been removed due to copyright infringement. : (

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