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Looks like JACKASS: NUMBER TWO is as gross and insane as we all want it to be!!

jackass 1 by llephen	Sep 14th, 2006 07:25:06 PM
i never saw the first one because there was supposed to be too much nasty puking. i have a thing about puke.. i wonder if i can see this one??
fantastic by jackinitraw	Sep 14th, 2006 07:29:21 PM
This, Borat, The Departed, and Bond are all I need to see this fall.
i'm guessing not by Holodigm	Sep 14th, 2006 07:33:45 PM
the yellow snowcone in the first movie nearly made ME puke. that shit was gross, and drinking horse cum doesn't sound any better. but who am i kidding, i'm going to be there...
Never been so high up by LawyersGunsandFunny	Sep 14th, 2006 07:34:18 PM
Good for me.
Is it me? by LawyersGunsandFunny	Sep 14th, 2006 07:34:52 PM
Or is this site really buggy now?
Jackass and Darwinism by Happyfat73	Sep 14th, 2006 07:35:14 PM
Atter seeing the first one, I came out of the theatre and the first thing I saw was a bunch of kids riding down the car park ramp in a shopping trolley. The great thing about Jackass is that it promotes Darwinism. Stupid kids imitate dangerous pranks. Stupid kids get maimed or killed. Remaining Gene pool is smarter.
"Party Boy Drinks Cum" by Bubba Gillman	Sep 14th, 2006 07:47:45 PM
...must appear in the print ads for this movie.
Why Is Jackass popular. Makes no sense by Lovecraftfan	Sep 14th, 2006 07:48:35 PM
I keep hearing its funny but everytime I see their movie or episodes from the TV show I just dont get it. Whats funny about retards doing stupid things. Its really a total mystery to me.
Could someone please tell me... by covenant	Sep 14th, 2006 07:49:31 PM
....why in God's name this stuff is popular? One positive thing about it, though--as Happyfat73 pointed out--this can only improve the gene pool.
Another thought by covenant	Sep 14th, 2006 07:52:51 PM
Maybe the people who watch this crap will imitate it and kill themselves, leaving the rest of us that much better off.
I loved the first one, I'm seeing No. 2 with friends by Bean_	Sep 14th, 2006 07:54:21 PM
It's gonna rock!
Ha! by kintar0	Sep 14th, 2006 07:54:37 PM
Dude's name is "covenant" and wants to know why Jackass is popular! Awesome!
1st one was funny, 2nd should be a hoot. by Rakafraker	Sep 14th, 2006 08:13:14 PM
There's just something about watching people do things that I would NEVER do that is amusing (especially considering that I'm not a big fan of slapstick).
I look forward to masturbating to this by SuckLeTrou	Sep 14th, 2006 08:19:45 PM
gay porn is hot
Doesn't sound as gross as... by Some Dude	Sep 14th, 2006 08:22:38 PM
...the passion of the christ.
Finally a movie that will make me laugh- by Superneal	Sep 14th, 2006 08:24:25 PM
I take that back...Wicker Man was hilarious
Jackas is popular because... by Happyfat73	Sep 14th, 2006 08:26:17 PM
...it generates a visceral, gut response from the audience. Whether you laugh, cringe or puke - its a physical reaction. It's a love / hate thing - there's no in between.It's the measuring stick for low brow entertainment, and personally, I love it.
"does anyone like me yet?" by ephor	Sep 14th, 2006 08:29:22 PM
This shit just reminds me of the family guy episode with the segue of Tom Green in a tutu sucking at a cow's teat (quote in subject). are we meant to be impressed that someone would do such stupid shit. I haven't seen the 1st movie but have seen some of the shows. I thought the pranks were good but the stunts ridiculous. I remember something about some guy being put in a burlap sack and hung over a fire...
You're the jackass by Pete Soot	Sep 14th, 2006 08:32:08 PM
This series is the most ridiculous waste of time, EVER! I thought this was a film site. What’s with the coverage of one of the most alarming trends in tv/movie entertainment? Watching apes out-matcho each other.
Color me hetro, but why watch this gay shit? by Riley Martin	Sep 14th, 2006 08:56:44 PM
Drinking cum? Wrapping your penis? Dicks branded into your ass? These guys are a drink away from sucking each other's cocks. I'm sure they watch gay porn to psych themselves up for these movies.
eragon trailer's up .... looks like poop. by TodayzSpecial	Sep 14th, 2006 09:17:22 PM
Oh look! they made a crappy movie out of a crappy book! http://tinyurl.com/efbcj
Is it really possible to spoil Jackass 2? by thebearovingian	Sep 14th, 2006 09:37:22 PM
Honestly?
kidjingo by killamajig	Sep 14th, 2006 09:46:31 PM
A) stop spamming that crap B) fix the busted URL your constantly spamming C) the movie just isn't good
kidjingo by killamajig	Sep 14th, 2006 09:52:00 PM
A) stop spamming that crap B) fix the busted URL your constantly spamming C) the movie just isn't good
Poor Johnny by Larry of Arabia	Sep 14th, 2006 10:14:43 PM
You think he'd be past having to do this by now. Was't he supposed to be a breakout star or something?
This is going.... by dancinggopher01	Sep 14th, 2006 10:32:27 PM
to make my sides hurt so freaking bad.
This WILL BE the greatest film released this year. by Cash Bailey	Sep 14th, 2006 10:39:04 PM
I cannot wait!
3-6 mafia already drink cum by Bob C. Cock	Sep 14th, 2006 10:55:29 PM
who the fuck cares about them, seriously?
i wrote the first review by Cpt. Arnoldo	Sep 14th, 2006 11:12:19 PM
ronwells, i am most definitly not a plant. i'm just a huge fan from the burbs of chicago, heard about it, and got downtown ASAP. If anyone wants a list of more stuns, let me know
b-wood by Cpt. Arnoldo	Sep 14th, 2006 11:16:06 PM
to the 2nd reviewer, were you at the chicago screening? if so, when did they show? after? I left like 10 minutes after the movie ended and so did everyone else, but they were supposed to show. did they?
i might see it if i'm bored by rebel299	Sep 14th, 2006 11:41:03 PM
god. i can't explain it. the ending of the first one still makes me laugh. i guess its just the fucked-up-ness with the old man makeup, explosions, tigers. sweet zombie jesus. i might have lost 100 iq points, but damn it was worth it.
Jackass does seem aimed at gay kids, that's for sure. by Flim Springfield	Sep 14th, 2006 11:46:14 PM
(why am I forced to fill the comment box?)
This and BORAT within six weeks of each other?! by Doc_McCoy	Sep 15th, 2006 12:32:24 AM
We should thank our lucky stars.
Is this comedy? by UMAGA	Sep 15th, 2006 12:40:50 AM
We are truly fucked. How about for their next trick, a public hanging?
Listen, folks, those JACKASS losers have no choice... by Bob Cryptonight	Sep 15th, 2006 01:21:18 AM
They are like those lame "Wack Pack" retards on The Howard Stern Show...what else can they do with their lives? Drinking horse spunk is really a good deal for them. God Bless America!!!
The irony continues by Happyfat73	Sep 15th, 2006 01:48:15 AM
With some talkbackers using low-brow, homophobic gutter talk to make the point that jackass is, somehow, beneath them. Right on fellas, perhaps the more sophisticated comic stylings of Ernst Lubitsch is up your alley.
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I don't hate myself at all. by Cash Bailey	Sep 15th, 2006 04:13:52 AM
Funny is funny. Simple as that.
Well said, Cash Bailey. by Roguewriter	Sep 15th, 2006 06:09:11 AM
I'm not thrilled about the horse-jizz gag... but watching Wee Man get ripped off the platform by his parachute in the ads already has me bellowing laughter every time I see it. Funny is funny. If these things were being done to unsuspecting people, maybe not so funny (and the public-outrageousness stunts don't amuse me nearly as much for that reason) but it's damned funny to watch Knoxville & Co. abuse themselves and each other. Folks who can't find the funny in the guys' effervescent zeal for life -- however painful it may be -- are just humorless shitballs who probably sit alone on the couch at parties and talk about their sciatica. Trying laughing at life once in awhile, y'all. You sure as hell aren't getting out alive by being all surly and grim.
I'm not homophobic, I think it's great there's an... by Flim Springfield	Sep 15th, 2006 07:31:36 AM
...outlet for boys who are just discovering their homosexuality. This group of guys, hanging out, having fun, get naked, doing some vaguely gay things, probably helps a lot of teens deal with their confused emotions.
Come on people. Yes it's dumb, and yes it's funny. by brycemonkey	Sep 15th, 2006 07:45:54 AM
Listening to those above you'd think they wear a monicle and smoking jacket. When was the last time the haters up there read a book, listened to classical music or went to an art exhibition? Probably too busy lapping up whatever reality show is on TV. If you have a problem with Jackass try thinking of it as 'performance art' that might make it easier to swallow (jizz!). See, lowbrow can be funny.
Lovecraftfan: I agree by Barry Egan	Sep 15th, 2006 08:56:33 AM
I love physical comedy, and I was told by everyone I know to watch Jackass. People told me I would love it. I just stared at the screen. After careful consideration I figured out why it doesn't work for me: It's funny when people fall down, it isn't funny when they do it on purpose. I was stunned to learn that the director of Adaptation was involved in it.
Fucking CLOWNSHOES... by GiveMeAnFinBreak	Sep 15th, 2006 10:35:21 AM
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfucks are next. Seriously, though... calm the hell down, kids. So you don't get Jackass? Really? Ask me, that really says more about you than the show. You're fuckin' LAME. Probably the kind of kids who sat out and did their fucking geometry homework while everyone else played dodgeball in high school. Just sitting there, saying "What's the point? I don't get it." Well, I've got news for you... you never will. And, somehow, I doubt this is the only thing you'll probably never get, but that's another conversation, entirely.
Yes, Jackass is stupid by Immortal_Fish	Sep 15th, 2006 11:41:30 AM
And I never laughed so hard in a cinema. The missus and I are definitely there opening weekend at night with a large audience!
JACK-ASS 2: FORESKIN EDITION by Enter4None	Sep 15th, 2006 11:54:10 AM
So sad to see that after the 1st Jackass movie this guys had to reprise their 15min of fame for fast cash, specially Knoxville who had the chance to have a C-list comedy movie career... Saw the promo clips the Jackass crew did for MTV Awards, they all just looked forced and tired, like a grade school friend desperate for attention... I mean look at Weeman, he is trying so hard to keep his fake smile and laughter that he forgets to fake the boredom and the deception of his eyes.
DAVE!...OZZY!...FRANK!... by Kuj	Sep 15th, 2006 05:51:50 PM
BUZZKILL! Anybody remember that? I recall that being a hot show. Kind of a precursor to all this recorded hijinx stuff. Anybody?
The Allure of Crudeness Explained Vol. IV by Pantsickle	Sep 16th, 2006 08:55:29 AM
First, I would like to begin by making it something exceptionally, notably and quotably clear; For those that "don't get it," that's fine. You're okay. There's very little wrong with you, and you'll in all probability lead normal, fulfilling lives and be somewhat happy in the process. And maybe after this, you still won't enjoy Jackass, but you'll "get it." For those that not only, "don't get it," but are horrified, disgusted, appalled, and offended on every concievable level, for those who think that Jackass is the lowest common social denominator and a prime example of behavior representing the most base and primitive level of our culture; something animalistic, something disgusting, something dangerous and uncivilized, homoerotic and crude, and even non-hygienic, but ultimately just plain idiotic, if this is your opinion and you are keeping a firm grip on that opinion, well, not only are absolutely right, you're SO right. AND you're fucking stunted. And probably an annoying person to be around with an abrasive or otherwise unlikable personality. In all probability, you have a grossly underdeveloped sense of what it is to be a normal male human being- i.e. pussy -and I'm sure in most of your cases are in complete want of everything from, well, let's just leave it at "a lot of stuff", so as not to get to personal. Now, please, let me explain. Sit down. Shut up. Jackass shows a group of guys, young men in the prime of life, engaged in a variety of "anti-social" behaviors. Right? They readily and even zealously involve themselves in situations that are at once dangerous, unhealthy, painful, percieved homosexual, risky, and downright bizarre. Why? "I don't get it." What's the answer? "This is social Darwanism. If these dumb people kill themselves doing dumb things, and more dumb people imitate them and in turn kill themselves, then smart people like me will remain to repopulate the planet with more smart people!" No, you're mistaken, here on several accounts. One mistake is, if every "stupid" person on earth were to die, right now, and the next few generations were spawned of only intelligent, rational people, it wouldn't matter. The risk-taking population would replenish itself within a generation. (Because we have an advantage over natural selection; We're only part animal. The rest of us is too smart, even when dumb, to let nature best us enough to matter.) The other mistake that you make is to think that your distaste of Jackass and similar phenomena stems from a superiority of some kind. Well, that's an eletist attitude. Hitler had one of those, and look where it got him. You won't even have the rise to power part first, or the do anything at all worth anything at all part first, so I'd humble up, a bit. Anyhow, there could be any number of foundations for your feelings, but being smarter is not one of them. Yes, here I have taken a small opportunity to personally attack a cross-section of you. You will never get laid and if you do, they will be ugly. If you have already succeeded, they were ugly. Any future qonquests will be ugly. End Attack. In the end, not only will desireable females nearly always choose a "Jackass" type over a someone that plays it safe and stays on a path well-worn safe instead of straying into the wild, other men will respect a "Jackass" type more than, well, whatever you are. Because of successful risk-taking, because of being daring, and because of a lack of fear of pretty much anything, even being called a homo. The fella that said "A bunch of apes trying to out-macho each other," was exactly right. And that's the deal, and that's the trick. So it has been for hundreds of thousands of years. People forget, no matter how hard we try, no matter how many manners we're taught, regardless of how nice of clothes we wear or how expensive and expansive our education is, no matter how much money we make and spend on shiny electronic things that cook our food and even fly us to the god forsaken moon, we're still animals. We still have primitive drives, and beastial tendencies. All of us. ALL OF YOU. Watching a bunch of guys getting back to that, verifying that; stripping away the rules and the cleanliness=godliness mentality, the fear of what other men and women of a more upright stature and gait and a more "good heavens! how beastial!" attitude think about a good-god-damned thing at all, and doing away with the usual caution and even the fear of death, and having a blast doing it- and admittedly, you gotta come out the other side alive, as in any situtation in life. It's about adventure, and actually living your life to a degree it was meant to be lived, and not letting life live you, like Hemingway or Thompson or Alger, and you should be thinking about living before you die as another at least partially wild animal on the planet Earth. Obviously, most of us can't get away with that extreme of behavior, so the Jackass guys do it for us. Like drinking horse cum, as all men are supposed to do, it's how the lord intended it. I'm surprised you didn't know that. Pontius drank horse cum for us so we didn't have to. He's like the Jesus of fucking disgusting. Well, folks, I doubt I'll be back. I heard the talkbacks were lame, and so far, yeah. They are. I have to go hang out with the cool kids. If they see me here, I'll be left out of the flagellation and cock-branding. Can you even leave messages this long?
The Allure of Crudeness Explained Vol. X by Pantsickle	Sep 16th, 2006 09:29:15 AM
I totally forgot something important; I'm not trying to sell this movie or my personal viewpoint to those who disagree with me. I don't want to make you think like me, or agree with me, or "get it." Just the opposite. Please fucking don't, actually. It would make me feel creepy and raped and dirty. I would prefer it if you kept your opinions and stayed exactly the way you are. Because you're wonderful, beautiful human beings, regardless of how you feel about anything. Unless you're pro-kidfucking, pro-retard fucking or murdering, pro-nazi, anti-italian, anti-negro, or anti-irish, or are zealous in your belief in any sort of religion. Other than that, live long and prosper, or whatever it is you young people are fond of saying to be hip, today. Also, I noticed plenty of things in my previous post that I hate and wish weren't there. Like the, -i.e. pussy- part? God I'm dumb. That's supposed to be -i.e. YOU'RE a pussy-, and there's other things, i before e problems and, ahh, but whatever. Summer is dead! Long live the summer! I hope you and I are all still alive and healthy and happy by the next one, and that we can all enjoy a billion dollars worth of shitty movies and all the horrible people making too much money to make and be in them. But if God wills it, we shall. Watch the skies! Watch the seas! Watch out in general; the farmer's almanac says that we're in for a harsh winter, maybe replete with more things blowing up and possibly even more things crashing into things and then blowing up. Running. Screaming. You know the drill. There's treachery afoot.
There's nothing to get. by Barry Egan	Sep 16th, 2006 09:47:04 AM
Jackass is humor that works on a totally visceral level. It's like seeing a person slip on a banana peel. You either think it's funny or you don't. There are no jokes involved, no wit to speak of. There is no subtext. Making it sound like people who don't find it funny don't get the joke is absurd -- there is no joke to get.
I Got Lots by Pantsickle	Sep 16th, 2006 07:29:04 PM
Dude, Barry Egan, dude; Can a man not produce a rambling, mostly insane diatribe stuffed full of unevenly baked bunkacrud, mixed nearly from scratch and topped with a secret, old-world family recipe, consisting of four different flavors of subversive internal deconstruction, and seasoned just right to confuse the slow, fiercely provoke those with chronically jerky knees, admonish the smug, and entertain all of everyone else who would allow that last particular thing to happen to them, without you coming along and ruining it all with six simple sentences of good old reason? Bastard, Barry. Now be quiet, I'm hunting The Dumb... You can watch if you want. Or join in. If we're lucky, they didn't hear you, what with your wailing on about the Pro-Zionist Pyramid of the Pseudo-Jesus Demons, and...was that even you? But seriously, for all the weird garbage I espoused earlier, there really is a whole array of genuine underlaying themes and dynamics infused into jackass. If a person were so inclined, it would be possible to thoroughly dissect the show, minute by minute, show by show, crewmember by crewmember, and expose those dynamics. People probably even already have. I'm sure jackass has something to offer everyone for different reasons, except for, admittedly, enough of an element of the female sex, though occasionally even that. But not enough, no, not at all. Of course, the show is called jackass, not "jackbitch", or "jackgina", or "jackmeoff, please?", or, well, you get the idea. Yes, there is a highly simplistic, "object-hits-testicles, funny-or-not?" element, a major one, I'll give you that, but I disagree that there is no more than that to it. I've always been a fan of the show, but haven't really thought about its contents and what levels those contents work on until today, but I'm sure that there's more than one dimension. (on the show, also.) Some of what I mentioned earlier is actually crudely based on a real possibility or two of what dimensions those may be, as I see it. Think about it. But this isn't the fate of the universe, here; we're not mapping out the inside of God's mind. I don't think, anyway. Or maybe we are, it's hard for me to tell, really, at this point. That's it; seriously, I'm out. Until The Dumb once again arise from the depths of their badly decorated lairs, all adorned with posters of Napoleon Dynamite but also Deuce Bigelow or wrestlers and cartoony examples of different species of shits and farts and buds, their shelves sporting a few dusty Koontz epics, one of the Left Behind series and a magazine or two about astrology and horroscopes, but otherwise as completely empty as their festering brains. Soon, they will shamble up the street to McDonald's, then back to their already ketchup-encrusted keyboards in order to express themselves as poorly as is humanly possible while they massacre the English language like it was a pissing-his-pants General George Armstrong Custer getting his face cleaved open by the tomahawk of a particularily short-tempered brave. And wherever these damagers of language show their akward structuring and shockingly bad punctuation, or their absent and/or duplicated letters, I will be there. Waiting. To offer them my services of tutelage for free dollars a second and a guarantee that their command of the language will instantly improve tenfold or I'll fucking kill them. Hopefully after I get a nap and a snack. What's the deal with post length? I doubt I'll ever post even close to this length ever again (special circumstances, today, aside from the jackass topic), if ever at all, as AICN seems to be in a trouble of some sort, internal strife, Harry's apparent inability to hold his site together or whatever's going on- I am not in the loop -but what's the usual limit before the mods get the anger up inside of them? Or the posters? Can one write a short story or stream-of-conscience freakout? Will Jackass II be grosser than your scrotes? Ahh, fuck it....

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