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K.I.T.T. From The KNIGHT RIDER Movie?? Or, Bored Fans With Photoshop??

Fake-- but at least it's not red.. by Kage	Sep 6th, 2006 10:11:05 AM
like in Knight Rider 2000...
Nah by Alfeetoe	Sep 6th, 2006 10:13:36 AM
Thats a regular Saleen, I believe. Photoshopped...but definitely nothing original.
they should put flames on it! by casinoskunk	Sep 6th, 2006 10:13:36 AM
that would be kick ass!
meh by rotten666	Sep 6th, 2006 10:15:58 AM

Not unless they spent the whole budget on the car by jackinitraw	Sep 6th, 2006 10:17:18 AM
David Hasslehoff is not properly medicated. The show wasn't even very good and survived on being camp....in the 80's. If this actually ends up getting made I'll be morbidly impressed.
I'm gonna laugh.... by rotten666	Sep 6th, 2006 10:20:03 AM
when this project gets off the ground and the fans boys get buthurt over the treatment of a second rate 80's television show (IE: Transformers). "Dude, that's not the way kit looked. Oh man they changed Micheal Knight into a girl!" You know, shit like that.
WELL by THE KNIGHT	Sep 6th, 2006 10:21:29 AM
I'm the KNIGHT... So I'll chime in here.... More than likely, the image is fake but now I'm looking forward to seeing what the real car will look like.. -_-
You Know Youre Fucked When Orlando Thinks Hes Above It by flamingrunt	Sep 6th, 2006 10:23:56 AM
The dude cant act for shit and the only reason why hes so hyped up is his attraction to 12 year old girls and the fact he was in pirates and LOTR. Lets see him as a leading man in his own film and see how well it does.
That's a Koenigsegg CCX by dastickboy	Sep 6th, 2006 10:24:48 AM
They'd let KITT be a Swedish car? No way.
22'" RIMS ON K.I.T.T. = NIPPLES ON BATMAN by Elmore Rigby	Sep 6th, 2006 10:26:21 AM

22'S ON K.I.T.T. = FLAMES ON OPTIMUS by Elmore Rigby	Sep 6th, 2006 10:26:47 AM

NO FLAMES ON K.I.T.T. = NIPPLES ON OPTIMUS by Elmore Rigby	Sep 6th, 2006 10:28:54 AM

Fake, but at least it doesn't have a sphincter mouth by finky089	Sep 6th, 2006 10:29:52 AM
nor is he covered in metallix spines.
KR needs to be directed by McG starring Ashton Kutcher by SpyGuy	Sep 6th, 2006 10:30:44 AM
Throw in some horribly bad pop tunes from Jessica Simpson, Taylor Hicks and John Mayer and you're set.
Ive got a lot of Hoff to share with the world by EnemyWithin	Sep 6th, 2006 10:32:30 AM
I dont care much for the film but that music video is one of the funnyest things ive seen in awhile.
That video promotes Hoff related pedophilia by Eddie Hitler	Sep 6th, 2006 10:40:28 AM
....at one point he's singing '..you turn me on..' as the camera zooms on the two children zipping about with crappy angel wiongs. Bad timing or a hint at a darker, sicker Hoff....? You decide. I have.
It may be a Koenigsegg CCX... by The Awful Goggle	Sep 6th, 2006 10:40:45 AM
But does K.I.T.T. have the Top Gear rear wing installed?
What the fux wrong with John Mayer? by QuiGonCheezwhipr	Sep 6th, 2006 10:42:20 AM

The Hoffs A Wife Beating Drunk by flamingrunt	Sep 6th, 2006 10:45:26 AM
All this ironic love the internet has for him, making him out to be a superstar etc is insane.
The project IS legitimate! by oceansized	Sep 6th, 2006 10:51:15 AM
They're going the comedic route with it, a la Charlie Angels. The premise is to have an uptight, neurotic (translation: white) protagonist who through a twist of fate becomes KITTs new driver. Here's where the reimagining comes in: the voice of KITT will now be (as I've heard it put) "hip, street-smart, and urban". They're hoping to get Ludacris to do it. Of course, the car will teach its new driver some valuable lessons about being a man (note the clever irony). The Hoff will reportedly play the villian; another step in the self-cheesiness embracing,William Shatner phase of his career.
oceansized... by abominate	Sep 6th, 2006 10:54:44 AM
please tell me you're kidding. That's a horrible idea, a rape of my childhood, and a perpetuation of no talent rappers becoming no talent actors. The Dukes of Hazzard movie sucked because they took that approach.
that video... by Datascream	Sep 6th, 2006 10:54:45 AM
is probably the most laughably disturbing video..I have ever seen. I can't wait for the sequel.
First Miami Vice, then Knight Rider?!?!?! YEEEESSSSS! by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 10:58:09 AM
Now if they'll just make a fuckin A-Team movie my life will be MOTHERFUCKING COMPLETE!!! That would be complete and total nirvana!
That's Hofftastic by The_Deathticle	Sep 6th, 2006 11:00:46 AM
That video is reason #2,309 why Hasselhoff is the biggest douchebag on the planet, a position long held by Tommy Lee until The Hoff's recent re-emergence. The thing is, you want to believe that he does all this with his tongue in his cheek, self-aware of how bad everything he does is. But no. Watch him on a talk show or something. He honestly thinks he is quite the talented artiste. The man wanted to take credit for helping bring down the Berlin Wall with his music, for God's sake, a claim which actually may have some merit, as I would probably tear down a giant concrete wall too in an attempt to escape one of his concerts. Hmmmmm, I wonder if this video has any military applications. Broadcast this over the Al Jazeera Network and we'll have a peaceful Iraq within 48 hours. Anyway, back on topic. Knight Rider: The Movie. The series was fun when you were a kid in the 80's. Now, all growns up, it's impossible to watch, much like my once beloved A-Team. But go ahead, Hollywood. Keep churning these bullshit remakes and re-imaginings out. Someone must be paying money to see this shit because you keep making them. My ass, however, will not be among those parked in a theater seat for this.
The Awful Goggle by dastickboy	Sep 6th, 2006 11:03:00 AM
No, because if you look close you can see the gaffer tape on the front bumper.
"uptight, neurotic protaganist" by zer0cool2k2	Sep 6th, 2006 11:03:13 AM
You mean, they want Ben Stiller to star in it? If they were going that route, it'd be funny with Steve Carell. Kitt: "Mike, you know how I know you're gay?"
Oceansized forgot to include a bit of the script... by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 11:06:07 AM
As hey speed up to turbo boost over a train blocking their path. KITT says, "Michael we ain't gonna make it! I'm tellin ya, dog!" Michael reponds, "Why, yes, we will, KITT. As a former race car driver that was injured in a race and secretly recruited by the Foundation, you must learn to trust me," and presses Turbo Boost on the dash. They sail over the train, and Michael says, "See? I told you we would make it, didn't I?" KITT responds, "Aww, maaan. Ni**a, fuck you..."
the Fuck did u just make me watch, Merrick? by chickychow	Sep 6th, 2006 11:10:26 AM
I mean, I loved it, sure. I think the final 10 secs are the best, featuring a giant fish in Hoff's mouth and some fuckin freak with gigantic eyeballs. As for the Knightrider movie.. do u REALLY care?
chickychow - Blasphemer! Of course we care!!! by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 11:13:09 AM
It's FUCKING Knight Rider, bitch!
Lamerz, you forgot the [/sarcasm] tags in your post. by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 11:15:05 AM
Heh.
Fuck Knight Rider.. I was Street Hawk the movie by DarthMartel	Sep 6th, 2006 11:16:33 AM
yeah boi
Lamerz,you forgot the [/sarcasm] tags in your 1st post. by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 11:19:19 AM
Corrected, then,
ugh make that want instead of was... sleepy after lunch by DarthMartel	Sep 6th, 2006 11:20:33 AM
na
KITT vs. the Jack Sack. by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 11:23:00 AM
Do you even need to put odds on what would walk away from that battle?
Manimal: The Movie by Blue_Demon	Sep 6th, 2006 11:23:21 AM
You know you want it.
I want either McG or Michael Mann to direct by Vern	Sep 6th, 2006 11:25:24 AM
McG knows the right level of ludicrous furiousness to make it fun, but if Mann did it gritty it would be funnier. I think he is busy working on his dark version of Police Academy though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G zD4s-agm00 by earthlingdave	Sep 6th, 2006 11:28:52 AM
New trailer? Whatchathink?
Lamerz, that was only a first draft! by oceansized	Sep 6th, 2006 11:30:50 AM
Give it a chance to develop, man! But for anyone not sure about the veracity of my last post, yeah I was kidding. But I'm guessing the final product won't be too different from my little parody.
Bruce Campbell should play KITT... by Edward_nygma	Sep 6th, 2006 11:32:14 AM
...he can so do this part.
That's how Optimus Prime should look FYAAA! by Dolmes	Sep 6th, 2006 11:34:25 AM
I'm talkin bout, tribute
Hoff Did a Music Vid With KITT - Jump In My Car by Jam Banjo	Sep 6th, 2006 11:37:34 AM
Its terrible, its quite recent, look on youtube, called 'Jump In My Car' like a bad musical number, with him looking like a paedo picking up some girl young enough to be his granddaughter. Brilliantly bad.
Things KITT ought to say: by brycemonkey	Sep 6th, 2006 11:37:46 AM
"Kick his ass Michael"... "Want another drink for the road Michael"... "I could take Optimus in a fight"
And Lamerz, your life may soon be MOTHERFUCKING COMPLET by oceansized	Sep 6th, 2006 11:38:28 AM
According to Today's News at cinescape, the guy who created 'Supernatural' "is currently working on an update of The A-Team for The CW". This one's evidently not a joke.
KITT has a beer and cheets on Michael! by brycemonkey	Sep 6th, 2006 11:38:59 AM
You know you want it.
More things KITT ought to say: by Admiral_Kirk	Sep 6th, 2006 11:46:00 AM
Michael, Go fuck yourself, I'm driving from now on... No minibar for you Michael, don't you remember what happened last time... Michael, you're going back to rehab... Michael, Here's your fucking turbo boost right here...
brycemonkey - KITT should say ... by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 11:47:31 AM
... channeling Geena Davis from The Long Kiss Goodnight ... "Suck My Dick!" Because everyone knows its cool to have women and objects without dicks say suck my dick.
Jump in my Car by pandamaster83	Sep 6th, 2006 12:05:04 PM
is indeed amazing. You must see it: google haselhoff jump in my car now please.
THIS WAS STOLEN FROM FIREFLY!!!! by J-Dizzle	Sep 6th, 2006 12:08:59 PM

Sweet Sassy Jesus. That Hoff video was...I don't know by 'Cholera's Ghost	Sep 6th, 2006 12:11:22 PM
But I couldn't take my eyes off it. Thank you, Merrick. That was a gut buster. A ray of pure sunshine.
Knight Rider SUCKS DICK by jabberwookie	Sep 6th, 2006 12:13:47 PM
booooooooo, and those of you who are still fans should be ashamed of yourselves. The only way they could make a good movie of knight rider is if they did make it like the new dukes of hazzard movie (we all know the tv show dukes of hazzard was fucking unbeliably ridiculous redneck brain farting at its best'
The car is gay. by Toby___Wong	Sep 6th, 2006 12:25:46 PM
Big time. The Trans-Am ruled.
Frak. by performingmonkey	Sep 6th, 2006 12:28:28 PM

ooga chakka by AtomicLobster	Sep 6th, 2006 12:44:49 PM
I'm speechless with awe after viewing that video (seventeen times). Is there no limit to this man's talents? And remember, The Hoff is the man who ended the Cold War and united a continent through the power of his music. I'm going to meet him next Tuesday shivers with anticipation
What's wrong with John Mayer? Well... by SpyGuy	Sep 6th, 2006 12:51:08 PM
...just ask the White Stripes, the Kaiser Chiefs, She Wants Revenge, the Subways, the Strokes and the Hives. I'm sure at least one of them will have an answer.
This movie needs to be done with by Nabster	Sep 6th, 2006 12:52:53 PM
Joshua Jackson. It would be a perfect star vehicle for him, I am still waiting for this guy to explode.
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with german people!?!?! by all	Sep 6th, 2006 01:17:49 PM

That's the best music video ever by BigTuna	Sep 6th, 2006 01:21:33 PM
And i'm not joking. So damn funny and entertaining. I couldn't take my eyes off of it, and i've probably watched it a dozen times before this. The Hoff reminds me a bit of Shatner now. He only exists for people to laugh at, and is ok with it.
Dustin Hoffman is a fuckin hack ... by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 01:28:57 PM
The REAL Hoff is the multi-talented star of Knight Rider and the rock god of Europe. You all know who's got the real talent.
TOTAL Photoshop. by Rearden	Sep 6th, 2006 01:31:32 PM
obvious
TOO SOON! by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 01:31:44 PM
It took this long for somebody to say it? Frack this shite. :)
Fake! here's the link for the original picture by Preacher_mg	Sep 6th, 2006 01:40:29 PM
http://www.dymag-usa.com/archi ves/Koenigsegg.jpg
Preacher by Jubba	Sep 6th, 2006 01:53:06 PM
nice going with the original link...oh AICN why not do more research before posting fake pics? let's see some more black-suit spider-man!!
NIGHTRIDER: The WORST show ever? Name ONE thats worse: by uberman	Sep 6th, 2006 01:58:11 PM
Its hard to come up with one more assinine, isnt it.
Owen/Luke Wilson for Michael Knight by dastickboy	Sep 6th, 2006 01:58:33 PM
You know it.
YAWN! by andyny29	Sep 6th, 2006 02:05:38 PM
Totally not interested especially if David Hasselhoff is going to be in it. The star of Knightrider was KITT anyway.
My God. My balls retreated when I watched those videos by -=Shin=-	Sep 6th, 2006 02:07:47 PM
I could really dig a great Knight Rider film though. Make it fun and I do kinda like the idea of Owen Wilson playing an ex-con/crazy guy behind the wheel of KITT.
It's not Knight Rider without the Great Hasselhoff!!! by cromulent	Sep 6th, 2006 02:19:59 PM
Or at least someone who looks like him...Or at least someone who is as hairy as him...Or at least
Too Soon Gun Van Rant. by Ricky Henderson	Sep 6th, 2006 02:20:10 PM
Seriously man, too soon. This movie, if made, will Hoff-tacular, and hopefully feature a cameo by the Hoffmeister himself, singing "Du." Make it so.
I think new hotness Will Smiff should drive it. by JAGUART	Sep 6th, 2006 02:21:50 PM

That's the realest real thing I ever did see! And... by JackPumpkinhead	Sep 6th, 2006 02:33:34 PM
...and I've been looking for freedom, I've been looking so long, and I found this sweet car now, black and big as a schlong! But seriously: who would actually give a shit if a Knight Rider movie WAS made and a real picture WAS leaked? Hasselhoff and, uh, his car maybe? That's not enough of a target audience.
STINKRAY! by JackPumpkinhead	Sep 6th, 2006 02:34:38 PM
The weapon of Michael Bay's Pepepewbot.
NEW MAKE AND MODEL FOR K.I.T.T. = FLAMES ON OPTIMUS by Elmore Rigby	Sep 6th, 2006 02:39:47 PM

Must be a slow news day by DOGSOUP	Sep 6th, 2006 02:48:39 PM
If they're publishing fanpics. If you needed a story that bad why not go with Charisma Carpenter in the running for Wonder Woman?
Ok, Enough With the Retro 80s Nonsense by ZombieSolutions	Sep 6th, 2006 02:55:44 PM
Aisde from the underground music scene, the 80s was a screaming fucking nightmare. Why anyone would want to bring that crap back completely escaps me. Time to generate your own zeitgeist children! Can you do it? Can you dare to be new, different, and exciting? Or is it more retro ironic distancing until the end of time? I weep for you.
What's funny about the Firefly ripoff thing... by Shepard Bauer	Sep 6th, 2006 03:00:19 PM
...is that everyone knows that Firefly is pretty much a direct ripoff from Cowboy Bebop anyway... I mean seriously... "But MAAaaaarrge, its Knight Boat! The CRIME SOLVING boat!"
DEFINATE FAKE by misnomer	Sep 6th, 2006 03:03:57 PM
the light/mouth thingy is off-kilter (i.e not the right angle) it's only a little off, but you can tell. just look at it, ignoring the rest of the image.
Signing copies of his autobiography in Croydon tomorrow by Schnorbitz	Sep 6th, 2006 03:13:18 PM
Passed a sign outside Woolworths - and David Hasselhof is indeed coming to Woolworth's in Croydon tomorrow (Thursday) lunchtime to sign copies of "Making Waves". David Hasselhof. Croydon.
Correction by Schnorbitz	Sep 6th, 2006 03:15:17 PM
It's next Thursday, the 14th. Not tomorrow. And Hasselhoff has a double f.
Knight of the Hoff by damned-dirty-ape	Sep 6th, 2006 03:20:09 PM
Four points to make: The koenigsegg can't be the new K.I.T.T, because if the Stig can't control it, no fucker can! As long as there isn't any super pursuit mode, turning the car into a dodgy looking bus, it's fine with me. I don't care how camp, cheesy or how seriously he takes himself, the Hoff's the man! Chris Rock should be KITT's voice telling everyone thats listening that he keeps getting parking tickets because he's a black motherfuckin car!
ANOTHER CAR TOPIC !?!??! by A G	Sep 6th, 2006 03:20:18 PM

Knight Rider would only work as a comedy. by Orbots Commander	Sep 6th, 2006 03:30:08 PM
The idea of adapting this cheese-fest from the 80's, which I enjoyed as a kid, into a big budget movie is so ludicrous that it would only work as a Starsky and Hutch type take on the premise.
Hey... by Shepard Bauer	Sep 6th, 2006 03:36:20 PM
...it worked for Miami Vice!
OR... by Shepard Bauer	Sep 6th, 2006 03:39:34 PM
You could cast Kal Penn as Michael and let KITT have the voice of his buddy from White Castle... "Dude, that 911 Turbo over there is totally an PILF!!"
Ow. by beelkay	Sep 6th, 2006 03:40:43 PM
Ow ow ow! Those videos HURT!
Fake Or Not by MarkoOhNo	Sep 6th, 2006 03:49:53 PM
It looks cool. I'd watch that if they got a decent Michael Knight. Maybe David Boreanaz?
Use Hasselhoff in the movie!!!!!!!! by Orionsangels	Sep 6th, 2006 04:14:21 PM
It'll be different. The first TV show movie remake that uses the actor from the original series. Hasselhoff can still be cool. We also need a new Chuck Norris movie.
Actually Star Trek did that, oops by Orionsangels	Sep 6th, 2006 04:15:48 PM

SMALL WONDER was the worst show ever made by CarmillaVonDoom	Sep 6th, 2006 04:18:54 PM
No arguments possible on this one folks.
DID YOU KNOW THAT...... by connor187	Sep 6th, 2006 04:21:10 PM
Brandon Lee was in talks to do a sequel to The Crow before he died. Ive just found that out on wipikedia. Fucking shame that. Dont know how they would of pulled it off with Eric completeing his mission and all that, but I always wondered what would of happend next in the series had he not died?....Knight Rider is cool by the way.
Small Wonder Remake!!! by Orionsangels	Sep 6th, 2006 04:22:06 PM
There ya go! with Dakota Fanning.
NEW RULE! by Orionsangels	Sep 6th, 2006 04:25:13 PM
No TV show movie remake can star Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn.
And James Marsters as KITT. by SaintDilbert	Sep 6th, 2006 04:26:59 PM
Written by Joss Whedon. Charisma Carpenter as KITT's mechanic. Anthony Head as the director of whatever crimefighting organization created KITT in the first place.
Uberman - what's sad and "assinine" (sic)... by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 04:27:13 PM
is how you can't fuckin spell or get the show's name right. It ain't that tough.
Worst show ever? by SaintDilbert	Sep 6th, 2006 04:29:12 PM
I give you "Misfits of Science."
JAGUART is right ... Michael Knight should be black and by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 04:29:33 PM
played by Will Smith. That would be the fuckin shit. Get Jerry Bruckheimer to produce, too.
SaintDilbert - Fuck you. Misfits rocked ... by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 04:30:52 PM
Alas, it's run was too short. Same with Sledgehammer. That show died to damn early.
Woohoo! Lamerz by SaintDilbert	Sep 6th, 2006 04:40:51 PM
Hey, first insult retort I've gotten at AICN. Maybe I should have tried harder before. The only thing good about Misfits was the eye candy factor of a 20 year old Courtney Cox.
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Sep 6th, 2006 04:46:40 PM

Glad I could be of service StDilb by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 04:48:01 PM
I still agree with Will Smith = Michael Knight.
What Kitt should be! by jodocus	Sep 6th, 2006 04:51:23 PM
KITT will be a robot that looks just like us that can tranform into the crimefighting car above!
Question? by jodocus	Sep 6th, 2006 04:52:48 PM
Will a cyclon be flying, er, driving it?
Will Smith! by jodocus	Sep 6th, 2006 04:53:48 PM
Yeah, Will Smith as Michael Knight might make it worth seeing!
I disagree with those who think... by Rakafraker	Sep 6th, 2006 04:58:34 PM
...that it should be a comedy. If this was dark, with a Batman Begins flavor to it, it would totally be cool. I dunno about putting the Hoff in it for more than a cameo, though.
Will Smith As Michael Knight by MarkoOhNo	Sep 6th, 2006 05:01:30 PM
You know at some point they'd find a way to write the line "black as Knight" into the script. =P
Carmilla and Orions, re: Small Wonder. by Orbots Commander	Sep 6th, 2006 05:02:21 PM
Not only was Small Wonder one of the worst TV shows ever produced, but if you think about the premise, it's actually kind of disturbing---almost a pedophiles wet dream. Think about it: a zany family-man-scientist creates his very own little robot girl, keeps her in a closet, obediently obeys the family's and his young son's every command and can shut 'her' down by turning off a switch in a panel on 'her' back. Ugh. The premise itself makes me want to go take a shower.
Small Wonder by MarkoOhNo	Sep 6th, 2006 05:03:17 PM
If Michael Bay were to direct, he'd try to make the girl anorexic, have wires & metal pipe poke out of her skin, and cover her in tattoos. lol
To hell with Hasselhoff...... by Jimmy Jazz	Sep 6th, 2006 05:03:36 PM
Ironic nostalgia for Hasselhoff went out with Clinton. These are new times. DANGEROUS times. Times that cry out for ONE MAN: Rex Smith! Yes, ol' Street Hawk himself. The power of the mullet 'fro COMPELS YOU!!!!
Remington Steele by MarkoOhNo	Sep 6th, 2006 05:06:27 PM
They should do a comedy remake starring Will Ferrell... or maybe Tim Meadows? lol
Hey...don't HASSLE the HOFF by Flux_brown	Sep 6th, 2006 05:07:29 PM
it'll be ok, just as long as they keep the theme song. i'll be content!
Ain't It AutoTrader.com by BannedOnTheRun	Sep 6th, 2006 05:09:02 PM
Your premiere source for blurry photos of boring cars parked on movie sets.
worst show ever? by Flux_brown	Sep 6th, 2006 05:13:56 PM

worst show ever? by Flux_brown	Sep 6th, 2006 05:14:25 PM
street hawk and thunder in paradise hands down.
Two of the best shows ever. by Orbots Commander	Sep 6th, 2006 05:33:34 PM
I'm a child of the 80's and I remember Sunday nights on NBC were this young geek's idea of heaven, aside from a fantasy menage including Heather Locklear and Valerie Bertinelli, was the double whammy of Amazing Stories followed by Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
Amateurs! by alienindisguise	Sep 6th, 2006 05:34:29 PM
I could Photoshop that in about 5 minutes and make it look hella awesome!
K.A.R.R. v. Optimus by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 05:43:18 PM
Has that Alien vs. Predator quality vibe, doesn't it?
StDilbert, another vote for Misfits of Science.... by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 05:44:08 PM
as a guilty pleasure.
SPACE 1999: THE NEXT GENERATION by redshirt	Sep 6th, 2006 05:44:19 PM

SPACE 1999: THE NEXT GENERATION by redshirt	Sep 6th, 2006 05:45:52 PM
Dammit, double posted, my bad. You know you want that show back! Actually, the eagles were very cool. PS that photo is fake, I know cause adnan hajj took it and reuters ran it!
WHERE THE FRACK IS THE SUPERTRAIN REBOOT/REMAKE, DAMMIT by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 05:48:13 PM

Anyone preoccupied with that Hasselhoff video... by slone13	Sep 6th, 2006 05:51:33 PM
...is an idiot.
the perfect Michael Knight would be... by Mr Brownstone	Sep 6th, 2006 06:06:28 PM
Edward Norton.
Don't Hassle the Hoff! by Johnno	Sep 6th, 2006 06:30:49 PM
I have to get me that shirt! And glad to know others have heard about that other epic known as 'AutoMan'! That show rocked!
Wasn't there a Knight Rider 2000? by bralli	Sep 6th, 2006 06:31:22 PM
I seem to remember a made for TV movie where Kitt became a more modern red Firebird or something. All I remember is that even as a high school kid I thought it was awful and I remember that Kitt could be a boat too...
Beware the Hoff! by Yeti	Sep 6th, 2006 06:34:15 PM
and I think it's actually 38 year old virgin lving in parents basement with access to photoshop and too much time on his hands.
A-Team on The CW? I pity this reboot... by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 06:46:05 PM
A throwaway item on the Hollywood Reporter site, but it's on the radar and it will happen, apparently: http://tinyurl.com/pqlqp
Car is a good update by Dazzler69	Sep 6th, 2006 06:47:39 PM
I like the new Kitt car. They should have put in a flashing red cyclon red light. I wonder if Battlestar G ever sued them over it being a ripoff and all. Of course BS was a ripoff of Star Wars which was another ripoff of Dark fortress and so on ando so on....
Knight Rider 2000 (1991) by jegoing74	Sep 6th, 2006 06:47:57 PM
This was the reunion movie with the exception of either the three mechanics from he tv series, just Devon Miles in little more than a cameo before his demise. The body they used was based on a the Pontiac Banshee concept, as GM wouldn't allow them to use that car, they had too many "I want the knight Rider car" requests from the old tv series. I could see the Camaro body be the basis for a new T/A.
Lamerz, you're a jabbering magpie. by chickychow	Sep 6th, 2006 07:26:39 PM
don't think i have to say much else.
Millions of German fans can't be wrong. by CreasyBear	Sep 6th, 2006 07:32:05 PM
There's just something great about DH that we Americans aren't getting. Something edgy and cool. Something, dare I say, majestic?
Why build such an advanced car to solve petty crimes? by Big Bad Clone	Sep 6th, 2006 07:32:16 PM
"We have created the most sophisticated computer brain in the world. What should we do with it?" "Umm... drop it in a car and have some guy drive it around until they stumble into a crimescene"---- Airwolf owned Knigthrider.
I would watch by Quin the Eskimo	Sep 6th, 2006 07:44:05 PM
a Wes Anderson Knight Rider movie, that is all
chickychow - What the fuck is that supposed to mean? by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 07:55:15 PM
Jabbering magpie? Ooooo, I'm so offended. Nice sense of humor, guy.
Hulk Hogan should play Michael Knight... by BatVomit	Sep 6th, 2006 08:02:43 PM
"I'M MICHAEL KNIGHT, BROTHER!!!"
Will Smith as Michael Knight, dir by Michael Bay by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 08:07:55 PM
30 minutes into the movie: Michael and KITT chase the bad guy's plane on the runway, but at the last minute, the plane takes off. Michael yells, and slams on the brakes, skidding out. Michael gets out of KITT in slow motion as the camera pans around the car, showing the red eye moving back and forth, then focusing on Knight from a low angle as he gets up and gives a tough look off into the distance. ................. You know you want to see that, bitches!
Oh yeah, and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 08:09:50 PM
That is absolutely necessary.
I can rewatch that first Hasselhoff video over and over by CreasyBear	Sep 6th, 2006 08:10:12 PM
again, and still not be gay, right? Even if I sweat a little whenever he stares right at the camera. Right? I mean, maybe I'm simply hooked on a feelin'.
Liam Lynch should direct by Laserbrain	Sep 6th, 2006 08:17:20 PM
With the Hoff and the original KITT. That's all there is to it. Match made in Heaven- obviously the Hoff fancies himself as a knowing comedic musical act ala Tenacious D ______ And allow me a moment to register my incredulity but Hasselhoff actually covered the Australian revhead classic "Jump in my Car"?????? I am still reeling.
hey, "jabbering magpie" beats someone who says by chickychow	Sep 6th, 2006 08:25:01 PM
"Oooo I'm so offended," like an 8 year old, any day out of the fuckin week, lardass.
MANIMAL! by reckni	Sep 6th, 2006 08:35:01 PM
Any mention of that show elicits a quality snicker. Same with Automan . . they need to make a Matt Houston movie, dig up Lee Horsley and that hot chick CJ . . that broad was yummy!!
That Bobbing Fish Guy in the video... by 'Cholera's Ghost	Sep 6th, 2006 08:36:13 PM
WTF? But he has a certain ... Presence ... that I can't deny.
Buck Rogers in the 24th Century, BAYBEE! by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 08:38:00 PM
Now that was camp at its finest. ;)
If Knight Rider was a comedy.... by Dasher	Sep 6th, 2006 08:54:32 PM
I agree with whoever suggested Will Ferrell as Knight. He'd be hilarious.
Knight Rider: The Movie, directed by Uwe Boll. by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 08:59:56 PM
Why not?
Hasselhoff played by Will Ferrell? by CreasyBear	Sep 6th, 2006 09:05:24 PM
Why? I mean, Will Ferrell's basic character is a pretentious, pompous blowhard who deludedly believes he's better-looking and hipper than everyone else, while Hasselhoff . . . oh, I see.
Stingray: STAND BY FOR ACTION! by paulh	Sep 6th, 2006 09:06:34 PM
Gus, that brings back nice memories of Gerry Anderson's work - that, Thunderbirds, even UFO.
Dr. quinn Medicine woman by Flux_brown	Sep 6th, 2006 09:27:53 PM
dir. by Michael Bay, Produced By Jerry Bruckheimer, starring...david hasselhoff...i'm soooo drunk right now
chickychow - like I said, nice sense of humor, cockwad by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 09:29:42 PM
That first post was a fuckin joke. Again, so was the second. Are you that fuckin sensitive, you pathetic bitch? You're about the biggest bitch I've seen on these talkbacks!
Oh, and talk about 8 year olds ... by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 09:31:19 PM
... "My insult beats your insult any day of the week!" What a bitch.
paulh... Uwe Boll + Knight Rider = Travesty by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 09:33:24 PM
Knight Rider belongs in the hands of a second rate director that at least has a sense of style and blows shit up good like Michael Bay.
KARR should make a brief appearance at the end... by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 09:38:19 PM
... of the first film. The first is really a setup movie, exploring the background of the characters. Michael and KITT should take on a baddie, and win, but the baddie is rescued at the very end by who else, but KARR. Then KARR plays a major role in the second and third films of the Knight Rider Trilogy. Fuck yeah, then we get the extended editions on DVD.
Don't give me that "cockwad" bushwah! by chickychow	Sep 6th, 2006 09:54:35 PM
sayin "Bitch" went out around the time we all stopped watching "Swingers" you Aesop Fable.
Has someone asked where.... by Datascream	Sep 6th, 2006 10:23:37 PM
the flames are at yet?
shit...3rd post down by Datascream	Sep 6th, 2006 10:24:40 PM
I need to pay more attention.
Totally unrelated but... by Napolean Solo	Sep 6th, 2006 10:27:05 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE TIMOTHY DALTON/ JAMES BOND FIGURINE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA... That is absolutely ridiculous. I thought the Sean Connery one was bad, but come on man, that 007 looks like Jabba The Hutt
If Ron Moore Is Involved In This...It Is A Rip-Off!!! by MetalWater	Sep 6th, 2006 10:40:45 PM
If Ron Moore is somehow involved with the Knight Rider movie you can bet that he stole something from Firefly to pull it off!!!
Knight Rider Starring Tom Cruise!!! by MetalWater	Sep 6th, 2006 10:51:25 PM
I'd write the movie by introducing a new Michael Knight...with the name being an alias that is passed on from one driver of the car to another. But whatever the story, Tom Cruise is...The Knight Rider!!!
K.I.T.T. vs. K.A.R.R. by AlwaysThere	Sep 6th, 2006 11:00:01 PM
All the fucking matters man, all that fucking matters.
chickychow - ahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah a by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 11:07:28 PM
"... when we all stopped watching Swingers"? Really? Did all of us ever start watching? Fuckin pathetic.
chickychow - How about cockknocker then? by Lamerz	Sep 6th, 2006 11:11:01 PM
You fuckin cockknocker. Aesop Fable ... priceless. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
How about an A-Team/Knight Rider team-up movie? by Flim Springfield	Sep 6th, 2006 11:33:40 PM
Kill two birds with one stone.
that song... by eudofarkencrog	Sep 7th, 2006 03:51:19 AM
The hoff was covering an old aussie song on that last clip, called Jump In My Car, by the Ted Mulry Gang from around the mid '70's. great song, which the hoff pretty much covered exactly the same as the original (though Ted didn't use K.I.T.T., I think it was an old GM holden...) I like how the hoff tries to convince the girls that they'll get home "nice and dry" if they take the lift in his convertible...
ITS A FAKE I have proof by Captain RawBeard	Sep 7th, 2006 04:40:40 AM
I have proof - here is the original picture copy and paste this http://www.desktopmachine.com/ cars/46-Koenigsegg%20wallpaper s.html
the 80's were fucking dreadful by Lost Prophet	Sep 7th, 2006 05:12:04 AM
and the worst show of all time: Baywatch Nights, or My Family- about as funny as a parking ticket.
A Knight Rider remake... by StarBlitzer	Sep 7th, 2006 07:41:10 AM

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE?? by Bishop6	Sep 7th, 2006 09:33:00 AM
BETWEEN A CYLON & KITT????DIDNT THEY USE THE SAME LED GIMMICK! LOL I LOVE GLEN>A>LARSON!!! ROLFMAO
Preacher_mg... by Cold Winter Wind	Sep 7th, 2006 10:18:53 AM
... you got's some MAD Google skills! I bow to the master...
Ahahahahahahaha by chickychow	Sep 7th, 2006 10:38:59 AM
I know, you like it right.. fuckin chump.
this movie needs MegaWeapon by durhay	Sep 7th, 2006 01:31:16 PM

Koeniggsegg's RULE! by Redrockmullet	Sep 7th, 2006 03:47:09 PM
Just wish it weren't fake!!!
HOFF ROCKS! by Evil Chicken	Sep 7th, 2006 04:28:45 PM
He was pretty cool in Sponge Bob too. I
KNIGHT RIDER by Batman_9	Sep 7th, 2006 05:07:43 PM
You know, even though the show is very dated now and does come off as 80's style cheese...I would love to see a retooled modern day more serious sci-fi action film version. I mean, they could retain all the high points of the show (K.I.T.T. and Michael's relationship, Bonnie, Devon and the Foundation for Law and Goverment, the roving Knight Semi) but instead of crazy truckers on strike or angry motorcylce gangs being the heavies, they could just have Michael's enemies from his previous life tracking him down or have K.A.R.R. I'm tired of the 80's t.v. remakes being jokes. Make one and take it seriously. If there ever was a t.v. show from the 80's that deserved a big screen serious treatment its KNIGHT RIDER and QUANTUM LEAP.
Just don't cast Ashton Kutcher or Josh Hartnett, by Doc_Strange	Sep 7th, 2006 06:06:47 PM
And this movie will be fine. Personally, I'd like to see a real actor on this like Jude Law or Christian Bale.
Where did they get a Euro Kitt like that? by Cotton McKnight	Sep 7th, 2006 11:55:25 PM
That Kitt has the steering wheel on the other side!!! WTF!
KITT an American Car by Dude_gimme_tabs	Sep 8th, 2006 07:35:50 AM
The above poster is correct, that is a Koenigsegg CCX. However it would be right that KITT is not an American car as America is the automotive dustbin of the world. He would have turbo boost, but be totally outwitted by a corner.
Dude_gimme_whatever is right by scrumdiddly	Sep 8th, 2006 06:07:11 PM
but why would KITT need to navigate corners? All "he" has to be able to do is jump in slow motion and impersonate a cylon.
My eyes are scared for life!!!!! by blackflower75	Sep 8th, 2006 06:15:48 PM
OMFG anchorite ... lmfao ;p

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