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Today's news of the weird! Bruce Lee: The Amusement Park? With Bruce Lee-bots? Could happen...

wtf by RefriedBeaner	Sep 5th, 2006 01:32:43 AM
primero?
i avoided "first" lameness by RefriedBeaner	Sep 5th, 2006 01:33:42 AM
by using Spanish...I still feel like an ass
did anyone else... by waggy	Sep 5th, 2006 01:35:22 AM
...picture the "itchy and scratchy land" episode of the simpsons when they got to the part about the bruce lee robots? only difference is in this case the humans wouldn't stand a chance.
What does this have to do with Transformers? by Dead-Kid	Sep 5th, 2006 01:50:00 AM
Maybe the Bruce Lee bots will combine with the rollercoaster to form "Bruce-inator Supreme" and fight Megatron in the last ten minutes before the park closes.
cinco? by delatao	Sep 5th, 2006 01:57:21 AM
this sounds too cool to be true. whatever happened to that proposed CGI Bruce Lee film?
the scroll in "Fist of Fury".. by nolan bautista	Sep 5th, 2006 02:00:48 AM
..should read that "Chinese are the sickest in the head men of Asia". What a bizzare idea..
Westworld? by DutchFudge	Sep 5th, 2006 02:25:24 AM
What I would like to see is a theme park with real, living and breathing dinosaurs. Now that would be cool!
One good thing about it by Doc_Strange	Sep 5th, 2006 02:27:59 AM
If someone steals something, the bruce Lee-bots would use some wicked JKD on the culprit. I think it would almost be worth it stealing something then having my ass handed to me by a robot.
You know what this means, don't you? by LlGHTST0RMER	Sep 5th, 2006 02:33:00 AM
It means American citizens will HAVE to flock to this place in large groups, all wearing cameras around their necks to take a picture of Bruce Lee every one and a half seconds. It's high time the Asians experience THAT little cultural quirk, don't you think?
TOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOON! by JackPumpkinhead	Sep 5th, 2006 02:33:16 AM
How about a Seagal park?
Not Soon Enough! by OBSD	Sep 5th, 2006 02:38:43 AM
That's one of the most awesome ideas ever!
They should have done it 20 years ago. by sillypig	Sep 5th, 2006 02:39:21 AM
1 more or at a stretch 2 more generational gaps and Bruce Lee won't matter anymore. It's like Frank Sinatra getting a theme park.. I know he's famous but I don't give a crap. I do give a crap about Bruce though.. buut it'll be surreal going to theme park dedicated to him. So if this is real and unless it's financed by the government, I give this 5-10 years tops.
I must be going mad by Spazwankle	Sep 5th, 2006 03:06:42 AM
I read that entire article as Bruce Willis instead of Bruce Lee. I only stopped to think when it mentioned "late film star". I'm going completely west.
Snakes on a Bruce Lee by The Dum Guy	Sep 5th, 2006 03:07:19 AM
You know it'll never live up to the hype, even if they come alive and kill people.
Snakes on a Bruce Willis by The Dum Guy	Sep 5th, 2006 03:09:55 AM
Even more marketable.
It sounds by DonnieDorko	Sep 5th, 2006 03:19:08 AM
like some kinda Demon have opened up a Gateway to TRUE EVIL. maybe.
Damn you Michael Bay! by MCMLXXVI	Sep 5th, 2006 04:19:13 AM

delatao by DirkD13"	Sep 5th, 2006 04:38:22 AM
CGI Bruce Lee movie?!?! Is this true? Please God no, that's sounds like a hideous idea, as does this theme park.
'Snakes on Bruce' from Jaws by tompbeast	Sep 5th, 2006 07:08:38 AM
So There'll be loads of skinny kungFu'ing staff members with bad bowl-cut wigs and funny music playing? while you eat your Sweet and Sour Hotdog. sounds cool!
East world! by tompbeast	Sep 5th, 2006 07:12:01 AM

delatao, wasn't that CGI "Movie" actually a game? by ComputerGuy68	Sep 5th, 2006 07:58:53 AM
I thought it was...
Ain't It Weird Bruce Lee Theme Park News! by brycemonkey	Sep 5th, 2006 08:03:18 AM
Now thats a website... And yes, there is no way I would ever go to a futuristic theme park, patrolled by robot Bruce Lees for obvious reasons.
I HEARD THAT........ by connor187	Sep 5th, 2006 08:19:01 AM
There is a plan for a CGI Bruce Lee movie but they are waiting for the technology to be capable of potraying photorealistic humans. Everything else would be live action with a CGI Bruce kicking arse...personly I think it could be great. With the rights in place in the future you could see new John Wayne westerns etc.
Should start an "AICN WTF by Kampbell-Kid	Sep 5th, 2006 09:03:05 AM

They can hire Scotty Pippen to play that guy by Big Bad Clone	Sep 5th, 2006 09:47:09 AM
from Return of the Dragon that did the "Chinese Spare ribs" gag. I'd also love to see a guy dressed up as Wolfman Jack from the same pick and that effeminate dude that was in that and the Chinese Connection. "Such rippling muscles!"
Can't be any more tasteless... by LeiaDown&FuckHer	Sep 5th, 2006 09:57:07 AM
...than the Bruce Lee Mars Bar ad. Because, you know, Bruce Lee was clearly all about the selling of the chocolate bars and theme park rides. Why let someone rest in peace and dignity when you can use them as a merchandising tool to sell pop-tarts or some other dumb useless shit. Not cool. At all. As for people who actually want to see the likes of Bruce Lee and John Wayne turned into glorified CGI cartoons, because "that would be cool", fuck you. Hard.
Give them points for creativity-- by Batutta	Sep 5th, 2006 10:04:05 AM
I like this bizarre, funky concept...They should follow up with the Jim Kelly "Blackbelt Jones" Theme Park!
"Boards... don't hit back." by JDanielP	Sep 5th, 2006 10:21:30 AM
Maybe they should have a sign over the front gates... saying "ENTER the DRAGON" (heh,heh).
The Park's investors now think Bruce was "too asian" by oceansized	Sep 5th, 2006 10:59:48 AM
So they're going to make it a David Carradine theme park instead. Get it? 'Cause in the tv show Kung Fu--awww nevermind!
Win a prize! by Alientoast	Sep 5th, 2006 11:26:32 AM
Instead of the booths where you shoot a water gun into a hole and fill a balloon, there could be replicas of Jackie Chan. First person to snap his neck like Bruce did in Enter the Dragon wins a free dragon plushie! You get a free play if you can emulate Bruce's face after he did it.
robot v. robot by maxwell's hammer	Sep 5th, 2006 11:34:41 AM
I can't wait to see the Bruce Lee Robot battle the Yul Brynner Robot!
Flashbacks of Kentucky Fried Movie. by CreasyBear	Sep 5th, 2006 04:14:31 PM
"You have our gwatitude!"
Ain't It Weird News by Kink	Sep 5th, 2006 06:32:41 PM
...but totally awesome!
It could be bad or could be good. by HellKing	Sep 5th, 2006 06:42:22 PM
The way most of you are making it, of course it sounds terrible. But who's to say that instead of the typical stunt show you see like at Universal, you have martial arts demostrations and shows. There are alreadt martial arts acrobatic tours. I bet those stunts would look more spectacular in person than the ones at an American theme park just Honk Kong stunts in movies look more edgy than American stunts. It could have potential but if's just Bruce Lee's face name and faces painted on rides then what's the point? BTW, the one that asked if there was a Bruce Lee CGI movie in the works... there was one planned. Industrial Light and Magic was supposed to do a completely CGI Bruce Lee in a live-action martial arts movie movie. Heard of nothing about it since. SO either the movie was dropped or they're still waiting for better technology to do it.
ADDRESS UNKNOWN--The Amusement Park by Zeke25:17	Sep 5th, 2006 07:29:55 PM
Anyone remember this neat little touch in the Max Payne 2 game? Supposedly an entire park was built around a cult tv show--clearly a Twin Peaks clone, complete with Angelo Badalamenti-sounding score! More than a Bruce Lee park, though, I think I'd rather see an entire franchise of Jack Rabbit Slim's restaurants. And gimme one'a those five dollar shakes!
Batman robots by Mister Snitch	Sep 5th, 2006 09:49:59 PM
What we need is a Batman theme park with automated Joker, Penguin and Riddler. And of course a Batmobile, Arkham, Wayne Manor, the Narrows - the whole schmeer.
I wouldn't rule this idea out as a joke... by Kampbell-Kid	Sep 6th, 2006 01:06:21 AM
...after all here in the states we have a bizarre amusement park called "The Holyland Experience". Where you can watch a live show of Jesus's crucification.. http://www.theholylandexperien ce.com/ It's actually a clever con, I mean what an easy way to flock in all the weak minded in the world for an easy buck. So if someone can whore out Jesus for $$$, why not Bruce...
This sounds like a ripoff of my ripoff by Laser Floyd	Sep 6th, 2006 02:30:50 PM
"Giant Poisonous Robot Tarantula Island". It's about a similar park, but one that is full of giant poisonous robot tarantulas that go out of control, even though the man who designed the park said they wouldn't. It's a twist.

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