Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

Spence Welcomes THE HOST!!

You know how I know you're gay? by darquelyte	Aug 29th, 2006 10:28:21 AM
You watch Korean action movies...in Korean.
zombie first by kidjingo	Aug 29th, 2006 10:28:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Azo8heDmNoQ
You weren't first... by darquelyte	Aug 29th, 2006 10:30:17 AM
....and please stop posting links to that "movie." It sucks. It's lame. It's not very good. It's boring. It's already old.
I probably won't watch this movie by Everett Robert	Aug 29th, 2006 10:37:42 AM
not because it isn't good or because I can't stand subtitles. I can watch subtitled movies and it does look interesting, but I won't see this because I live in the middle of nowhere Kansas, so it means I'll never see it in the theatre and probably not even on video...review related, couldn't hardly read this because of the ? where ' were supposed to be
Memories od Murder was great by Mantenna	Aug 29th, 2006 10:53:16 AM
I wish Kang-ho Song would be in every single korean movie.
Hold on now by Mits777	Aug 29th, 2006 11:07:20 AM
Memories of Murder was awesome but it definitely is not better than Oldboy. Check out this awesome review website. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
Monster Movies by Brendon	Aug 29th, 2006 11:15:51 AM
From 2006's best Monster Movie, The Host, to 2007's - Romero's Diary of the Dead. Here's lotsa spoilers: http://filmick.blogspot.com/20 06/08/lots-and-lots-of-diary-o f-dead.html Sounds good, doesn't it?
Fuck off Spence! by Frank The Rabbit	Aug 29th, 2006 11:35:57 AM
Fucking Limey
Cool! by tompbeast	Aug 29th, 2006 11:49:04 AM
a big, fat, rampaging Tadpole movie! with slapstick?
Kidjingo by The_Deathticle	Aug 29th, 2006 11:53:46 AM
People walking slowly through a house does not good suspense make. Also... a cat? Did you actually break your "suspense" with a CAT? There is not one thing about that movie that is original or suspenseful. You should have had the girl at least fight the husband zombie. An action scene set against the tired monotone of the radio voice would have juxtaposed nicely and would have at least ratchetted up the suspense some. I say you should ditch the cat. Introduce something truly creepy into it. How about we find out that the couple has a child. The child has gone zombie and the mother is keeping it locked in a bedroom. The child bit the husband. Now the husband is turning too. You know, ramp up the terror just a little.
You know putting Vs. in the title is not a good move by FordPerfect	Aug 29th, 2006 11:54:07 AM
It is going to imply that you are just trying to rip something a new one. Also, don't try to make a capitialize on Verns monster review. That Shit was great!
What about..? by cubik	Aug 29th, 2006 12:09:45 PM
http://www.twistedpictures.nl/ index.html
you know how i know you're gay? by mocky_puppet	Aug 29th, 2006 12:24:41 PM
you're a giant salamander who walks on his hind legs with subtitles.
VS by The_Deathticle	Aug 29th, 2006 12:30:09 PM
I've gotta second FordPerfect on that point. The headline totally sets up a negative review. I mean, what's going on with the "editors" of this site? We don't need "snappy" titles for the articles that try to shoehorn the title of the film into some stupid pun. And the VS headlines need to go, too.
GirthFerguson by Ace Hunter	Aug 29th, 2006 12:31:52 PM
Thanks for the link. I've been jonesing for that flick ever since Project G-light. Definitely won't be no Stolen Summer/Battle of Shaker Heights! Plus, the sooner this comes out the sooner the Project G-light boxset DVD will come out.
Harry's new Flash Graphic... by cerebulon	Aug 29th, 2006 12:36:52 PM
Harry... that Starfighter graphic is FRAKING KICK ASS.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ by PwnedByStallone	Aug 29th, 2006 12:42:42 PM
Who cares about this crap? I want more Transformers news to bitch about!
MAN IN SUIT!!! by brycemonkey	Aug 29th, 2006 01:17:06 PM
That mutant tadpole is JuggFuckling the Korean authorities... Bastard.
Damn you Girth! by brycemonkey	Aug 29th, 2006 01:18:10 PM
Well played.
I was trying to be First! by brycemonkey	Aug 29th, 2006 01:45:19 PM
with the appropriate use of JuggFuckled in this TB. And you beat me fair and square...
Spence = Patton Oswalt. by fiester	Aug 29th, 2006 02:25:14 PM
Still not funny.
Damn you both. by ZombieChrisReeve	Aug 29th, 2006 05:12:11 PM
Girth and bryce beat me to the Jugg Fuckle. That, my friends, is the unkindest JuggFuckle of all.
Off the subject: by CreasyBear	Aug 29th, 2006 05:54:39 PM
ZombieChrisReeve, just when I think I'm inured to all bizarre usernames (e.g., Song of the Sausage, Doogie Howitzer, Mr. Beckinsale, Cumlauncher), you come along.
"Welcomes" is even worse. by The_Deathticle	Aug 29th, 2006 07:00:15 PM
The new article title is even worse. Not only is it now one of those damn "cutesy" puns, but it's used all wrong. You don't welcome a host. The host welcomes you. Wanna try again?
My Girlfriends saw this and... by Drworm2002	Aug 29th, 2006 07:13:10 PM
gave it 6 out of 10 stars. She said there are no twists. You kind of see everything coming. I have to wait till it comes out on DVD here in Korea so I can see it. But she said it was ok to see. She can't watch scary movies too much. She got scared in one sceen of Scary Movie 4, but this movie didn't scare her at all.
Damn, I thought this was like that X-Files ep... by Osmosis Jones	Aug 29th, 2006 09:59:24 PM
...with the mutated Flukeman.
Memories of Murder was indeed better than Oldboy... by DarthBakpao	Aug 29th, 2006 11:25:02 PM
...like the reviewer said, it was a criminally underrated movie...
thanks for the spyware warning dude by tHEmOOG	Aug 30th, 2006 01:29:13 AM
you suck
What's the matter, Spencer? by Womb2dooM	Aug 30th, 2006 10:42:58 PM
Can't you concentrate on words AND pictures AND humour? Patronising wanker. I was in a cinema packed with asains and I was the only Australian and I laughed my arse off at the funny stuff. This movie was awesome.

Talkbacks

Spence Welcomes THE HOST!!

User login

Quick Talkback

Talkbacks