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AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE: Two More Movie Reviews!!

by CigsandCoffee56	Aug 24th, 2006 02:51:28 PM
This is depressing, I want a good athf review...
first! by newc0253	Aug 24th, 2006 02:53:05 PM
well, actually second, but the first didn't use his subject line to full advantage. so suck it, bitches.
Plants! by Spaz_Monkey	Aug 24th, 2006 02:57:53 PM
Yeesh. Sounds like a waste of time AND money for all involved. In all seriousness, it sounds like a Saturday Night Live movie. Not Wayne's World or Bluse Brothers, but Superstar or It's Pat. Something that works well in short bursts, but just can't work at feature length.
Bluse Brothers??? by Spaz_Monkey	Aug 24th, 2006 02:58:37 PM
Me not am gud typing perrsn.
"I was reminded of how much Dr. Strange is not missed" by TheyCallHimFlane	Aug 24th, 2006 03:15:04 PM
Except I don't think there ever was a "Dr. Strange."
Wasn't it by mordiceius	Aug 24th, 2006 03:20:45 PM
Dr. Weird?
Mordiceius is right by TheyCallHimFlane	Aug 24th, 2006 03:25:07 PM
Somebody give that man a dollar!
I miss Dr. Weird. by rbatty024	Aug 24th, 2006 03:30:30 PM

the only cartoon network show that should be a movie by John Dalmas	Aug 24th, 2006 03:31:58 PM
is the Venture Bros. God, that could be incredible.
Yep, knew it by AshleyMonday	Aug 24th, 2006 03:38:28 PM
I knew none of the first reviews would be positive. These people obviously don't get ATHF.
They need to make more Samuri Jack by Spangler	Aug 24th, 2006 03:42:07 PM
Where is that show?
Hey, Spaz_Monkey by Spaceman Spliff	Aug 24th, 2006 03:46:50 PM
Me used to have same problem, until me start typing at desk (instead of just doing it as me walk).
I think it could be good. by Renholder	Aug 24th, 2006 04:09:52 PM
On the other hand I didn't think the Family Guy movie was all that great...
Actually, if the whole movie was just Dr Weird intros by BitterMan23	Aug 24th, 2006 04:37:42 PM
I might be interested.
Dr. Weird by The Goat	Aug 24th, 2006 04:50:45 PM
"Its not different at all, is it Steve!"
Don't like the show... by Jar Jar 4 Prez	Aug 24th, 2006 05:38:10 PM
don't like the movie. Surprise!
and by Jar Jar 4 Prez	Aug 24th, 2006 05:40:08 PM
HELL YES they should bring back Samurai Jack.
Another vote for new Jack by nemesisdarkside	Aug 24th, 2006 05:50:59 PM
I want Genndy to finish what he started.
Two more non fan reviews by coop	Aug 24th, 2006 06:09:28 PM
I'll wait until someone that knows what's goes on a Broodwich tells me what they thought before I get worried. Of course this movie has little to no plot, of course it's stupid, and of course it's not gonna make a penny. Which is why I need to see it Frylock! And you would know that if you would read... the book that I wrote... on Hollywood Baby! It's all the rage.
Right on, coop by VitaminJ	Aug 24th, 2006 06:39:48 PM
Bottom line: Most people don't like the series. So I'm not surprised to see some guys who don't watch the series say they don't like the movie. If I start to see reviews from actual ATHF fans who say the movies sucks, then I'll be concerned.
When did this become straight to dvd? by Sam Raimi's Car	Aug 24th, 2006 07:20:00 PM
I mean straight to torrent.
Gentlemen, BEHOLD! by tango fett	Aug 24th, 2006 07:58:23 PM
I have made love to this...MACHINE.
c'mon, how is it possible... by tango fett	Aug 24th, 2006 08:00:31 PM
to NOT think Dr. Weird is funny? "PUT THAT BACK!" taco taco taco
Why should this surprise anyone? by Angry Mean Panda	Aug 24th, 2006 09:06:03 PM
You can't take something that is funny in 11 minute doses and have it be funny for over an hour. Not to mention the fact that the last two seasons have essentially sucked.
hehe by occams_razor	Aug 24th, 2006 09:31:40 PM
Yet another thing I'll download cause it's not worth paying for. Woot.
SAMHAIN FOREVER! by AshesOfDonnie	Aug 24th, 2006 11:42:46 PM
exactly, until a real fan is dissapointed I am not the least bit worried, but again, Im not expecting Citizen Cain , the most it will be like the Familie Guye movie!
Sorry, NO MORE JACK! by GermanCity	Aug 25th, 2006 02:17:14 AM
'cause Aku is dead. Making more SJ without Mako would be a crime against, well, the universe.
Behold! The thermo... by Cartagia	Aug 25th, 2006 02:39:35 AM
STAT!
"straight to torrent"!!! Haha! by pokadoo	Aug 25th, 2006 04:31:17 AM
I like that, Sam Rami's Car! It's even lower than straight-to-cable! Classic.
Two more crappy "reviews" by Riggy469	Aug 25th, 2006 07:27:04 AM
Someone should serve these "reviewers" the Broodwich!
i'd take a feature length movie feat. Happy Time Harry by tripp5	Aug 25th, 2006 08:18:58 AM
"if you're so smart lets see what your ass knows about FLYING!"
these aren't non-fan reviews by reinhold	Aug 25th, 2006 11:04:40 AM
Not from what I'm reading anyway. If the guy was salivating over the prospect of an uncensored Carl, that sounds like a fan of the show to me!
I really wanted this movie to be good by Novaman5000	Aug 25th, 2006 02:45:49 PM
And all these negative reviews are pooping all over my high expectations. Sigh.
Who the fuck falls asleep at movies? by Engineer_at_peac	Aug 25th, 2006 04:42:37 PM
If a movie sucks, fine, but don't embellish it and lie and say someone fell asleep. That's retarded. Who the fuck falls asleep at a movie and what the fuck is their problem? I have no doubt the movie sucks, but I also have no doubt anyone who ever uses that line is full of shit.
No fucking Carl!?!?!?! by Nate Champion	Aug 25th, 2006 08:38:07 PM
Meeeeeean, yoo just shot yooself in da foot!!
Sounds Stupid As Fuck by The Ender	Aug 26th, 2006 12:04:41 AM
The show sucks, so how can the movie possible be good? Eek the cat was funnier. Fuck Aqua Teen
Engineer_at_peac by Manatee	Aug 26th, 2006 02:53:29 AM
My old college roommate fell asleep at a Pantera concert, so anything is possible.
I HAD A PONY by INWOsuxRED	Aug 26th, 2006 12:33:35 PM
Oh wait, no. I meant to say "I FELL ASLEEP AT A MOVIE!" It was the Muppets in Space movie. People really do fall asleep in movies, especially if they do things like work for a living and don't always get enough sleep.
I fell asleep during 2 movies, same day by Everett Robert	Aug 26th, 2006 01:16:02 PM
I was working for my college newspapaer as a movie reviewer and needed to catch up on 4 movies, I saw Varisety Blues/ A Civil Action/Virus(I think that was the one with Donald Sutherland and Jamie Lee Curtis) and like one other one...i fell asleep during Virus and A Civial Action and mentioned that in my reviews...but looking back I think it had to do more with amount of alchol I was drinkg
RE:Sleeping in theaters by somedudesbrother	Aug 26th, 2006 02:54:27 PM
Believe me people sleep in theaters. I can think of at least a half dozen times in only six months of working at Hoyts movie theater that I had to wake people up after the movie was over. Mostly it was old people but once it was a guy who was probably in his 30's. These people must have been by themselves because it would always just be them sleeping. On that note, I have fallen asleep during a movie one time and one time only. That was Superman returns. It was probably the fact that it was the midnight showing rather than the fact that it was a 3 hr. snoozefest with 10 minutes of impressive action. Yeah, that's it...
Oh yeah... by somedudesbrother	Aug 26th, 2006 02:56:54 PM
ATHF the series: Awesome. ATHF The Movie: Maybe not so much. Still going to have to see for myself. Love the series way too much (have all 4 seasons on dvd) not to.
Like this is a surprise? by Snookeroo	Aug 26th, 2006 03:23:05 PM
I bad, insipid tv show spawns a bad, insipid movie. Who'd a thunk?
So it didn't make the homies say ho... by Christopher3	Aug 26th, 2006 06:28:07 PM
No surprise there. Humor like that can't be sustained for more than 10 minutes.
Carl needs his own show by RedScab	Aug 27th, 2006 01:27:58 AM
Carl is the greatest character on the show and he deserves his own series. Maybe a prequel where we see how a young Carl with a bright future became the biggest loser in NJ, 2nd only to Shake!!!!
MST3K by NathanH	Aug 27th, 2006 03:13:07 PM
Is the episode of MST with Jack Frost on dvd? With the pig sled and what-not? I liked that one. ATHF is barely good enough for a tv show, much less film. I do like the episode where shake gets the big helmet that he keeps attaching accessories to. Two old fashioned cameras, a player piano, electronic drums. That one cracks me up every time I see it, which is like twice a week on cartoon network.
Yeah, "uncensored Carl" guy sounds like a fan... by Childe Roland	Aug 28th, 2006 04:29:57 PM
...but "Dr. Strange" guy should ask Pat if he can buy a clue. I had some reservations about the 70+ minute format for this show, but after watching my season 3 DVD all at one shot over the weekend, I really don't think there's any such thing as too much ATHF in one sitting. Hard to imagine the addition of Bruce Campbell to the mix might prove me wrong, but weirder shit has happened. "What knifey say?"
Come to me and taste the future by C_wizard	Aug 28th, 2006 08:36:05 PM
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half Acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood. Goddamnit, I'm so there.
aren't you gonna eat the sun-dried tomatoes? by AshesOfDonnie	Aug 29th, 2006 03:49:54 PM

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