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DJ Monkeyboy shucks his banana to FANBOYS!!!

First? by NubtheSquirrel	Aug 18th, 2006 05:24:26 PM
Can't wait to see this movie!
second by Darth_Baltar	Aug 18th, 2006 05:25:54 PM
oh boy
sandperson on steriods? by Darth_Baltar	Aug 18th, 2006 05:27:49 PM
bantha poo doo i say
was it harry or the 'harry' from Entourage? by Darth_Baltar	Aug 18th, 2006 05:29:56 PM
coz that guy did a better harry than harry does... ...least he got three leather clad babes so as to not knock Aquafag...
I'm so there on opening day... by InsidePulse.com	Aug 18th, 2006 05:38:14 PM

Sounds fun... by OldBoy	Aug 18th, 2006 05:38:50 PM
and kudos to Harry for being an official character. Any idea on how to catch a screening?
I assume the guy dies after seeing the abomination... by anchorite	Aug 18th, 2006 06:27:32 PM
that Lucas perpetrated on the masses, otherwise known as Episode I...? The guys last words are, "Lucas...raped my childhood...cock...suck...uhrr r..." Sort of like Yoda's last words when he died in Episode VI: "There...is...anuh...thurrr... "
This movie is about... by droog	Aug 18th, 2006 06:29:59 PM
People desperately trying to see a movie that most rational people are desperately trying to forget. Aside from the fact that Kristen Bell is in it, I can't imagine who it would appeal to, outside of the Star Wars fanbase who has convinced themselves that the prequels are anything but trash. It's criminal that this got fast-tracked while the superior indie 5-25-77 still languishes without a release. Truly sad.
The movie by TequilaMocking	Aug 18th, 2006 06:33:05 PM
addresses the fact that TPM may not have been amazing.
I skipped this for, of all things, by BitterMan23	Aug 18th, 2006 07:26:36 PM
a test of American Pie 5. Sounds like itll be a nerd movie, so ill see it with nerds, not focus groups.
I really hope the guy dies before he sees the movie. by rbatty024	Aug 18th, 2006 07:29:48 PM
I mean this in a kind way. It would suck if Episode I was the last movie you saw before you died.
What's With the Names? by Playhouse	Aug 18th, 2006 07:47:26 PM
Does everybody in a "geek" movie have to have weird and unusual names? Does that make them more geek?
And Kristen Bell isn't even mentioned in the review... by DanielKurland	Aug 18th, 2006 07:55:53 PM
Or maybe I missed it.
abomination...Yet it's still a classic by Orionsangels	Aug 18th, 2006 08:22:12 PM
Whether for being bad or because of the hype it got. No matter what. It's a famous classic turd now.
Please tell me... by Hairy Nutsack	Aug 18th, 2006 09:18:26 PM
...that we see them sitting in the theater from behind ripping on the movie MST3K style. In fact, wouldn't that have been a better movie all around? I dunno, but I do want to see this.
Why is Tony Dungy Punching Snake-Harry? by couchtrip105	Aug 18th, 2006 09:20:53 PM
I don't understand why an animated Indianapolis Colt Head coach Tony Dungy is punching animated Snake-Harry in the corner of my computer screen.
18th by Paragon Complex	Aug 18th, 2006 09:34:00 PM
What is this thread about again?
Last by Forestal	Aug 18th, 2006 10:15:18 PM

Yeah, Kristen Bell is cute in this. by DarthCorleone	Aug 18th, 2006 10:16:24 PM
She's basically the hot geek girl that we all dream about but who doesn't actually exist - not unlike Audie England's character in Free Enterprise. Oh, and the movie is o.k. Worth watching for the hardcore Star Wars fans, although it felt a little cliche. That is, it's mostly stuff that we Star Wars nerds have already said to each other; it doesn't feel particulary fresh. Still, I recommend it. The two best cameos in particular are very good.
Jar Jar by DonnieDorko	Aug 19th, 2006 06:28:56 AM
Was not a pirate.
twist by GreatWhite	Aug 19th, 2006 09:46:54 AM
Maybe there's a twist at the end. They see the movie, then the dying guy says, "Well, hell. I might die, but, by God, I'm taking George Lucas with me." And then they go and get knives, and the final scene is them slinking down a darkened corridor toward George's study, where he sits writing Episode II, writing the scene where C3-PO says "What a drag". George is chuckling to himself, thinking how clever he is, and the door creaks open, and there the guys are with their knives, and the dying guy says, "Hello. I'm your biggest fan." And George looks at him, and George's face goes pale. Then the dying guy says, "Mesa just kidding. Jar Jar was awesome!" And they all start dancing to disco music Simpsons-style. Or maybe not.
Hmmm... by PirateEmery	Aug 20th, 2006 01:23:32 AM
"yeah, kick that talkbacker's ass" That kinda sounds like a threat...
Smells like a direct-to-DVD by Jim Jam Bongs	Aug 20th, 2006 04:04:05 AM
It may premiere at a few screens, but I can't see this opening wide or being promoted much. It sounds like it will be like Free Enterprise (in terms of how it will be promoted and distributed).
Does Harold play Jabba? by TomBodet	Aug 20th, 2006 08:06:48 AM
HAR HAR sorry. Anyways.
Ugh.. might make me barf actually by Hate_Speech	Aug 20th, 2006 03:07:46 PM
super cheese
I hope there's a twist end... by Prof. Pop-Cult	Aug 20th, 2006 04:09:09 PM
The kid beats cancer, renounces all things Star Wars because of how terrible the prequels are, and the final scene is the gang waiting in line for Return of the King and debating with a group of Harry Potter fans. The End.
RE:I really hope the guy dies before he sees the movie. by Mace Tofu	Aug 20th, 2006 08:00:10 PM
" ...It would suck if Episode I was the last movie you saw before you died." Here is a news clip on YouTube about Star Wars fans who saved the first place in line for E1 for a dead guy. Lucky for him... http://tinyurl.com/g54tt
That's a dirty little article title! by Wolfpack	Aug 20th, 2006 09:44:31 PM

American Pie 5? by Big Jim	Aug 21st, 2006 01:34:49 PM
That dead horse has been beaten so much it must be liquid by now.
I second that, Playhouse by Big Jim	Aug 21st, 2006 01:39:37 PM
I cringed a bit when I read those names. Windows? Did he give himself that name or did his friends? If the latter, why would they still be his friends?

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