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Wanna know a little about the plot of HELLBOY 2?

Yeah! by DerLanghaarige	Aug 7th, 2006 12:27:59 PM
That's what I wanted to hear! But is it finally greenlit now? Haven't been here for a few days, so I probably missed anything.
P.S. by DerLanghaarige	Aug 7th, 2006 12:29:29 PM
I didn't really cared much about Agent Myers (and I'm sure, that I'm not the only one), but I fucking hate it when characters just disappear! Give him at least a cameo or something!
third by whatyoufear	Aug 7th, 2006 12:29:50 PM
or not?
Too Soon! by hotsoup99	Aug 7th, 2006 12:33:29 PM

I thought abe was gay by samsquanch	Aug 7th, 2006 12:34:29 PM
this sounds a little shaky.
hellboy in the water? by whatyoufear	Aug 7th, 2006 12:35:32 PM
uh.. whatever happened to the lobster guy and the homonculus? and that half-snake lady? and baba yaga?? and rasputin???? will tim curry make a cameo in his red rubber legend outfit?
CROWDED by THE KNIGHT	Aug 7th, 2006 12:42:51 PM
They better give this a decent release date.... Summer 2008 is slowly stacking up...
Hopefully no lame love triangle by Rupee88	Aug 7th, 2006 12:44:37 PM
that part was absurd in the first one. I bet the budget will be lower with this one so worse effects.
Hellboy 2: Hell Bent for Leather by JuggFuckler	Aug 7th, 2006 12:46:12 PM
or Hellboy 2: HellLeatherBoy, whichever is gayer.
Tooth Fairy? by Mechasheeva	Aug 7th, 2006 12:56:10 PM
I hope Hellboy beats that little bastard down. Short-changed me constantly. . .
Sounds pretty cool to me... by DocPazuzu	Aug 7th, 2006 01:01:17 PM
...and I liked the first one, but I really DON'T like Selma Blair. She's cute and all, but can't act for shit. She's dreadful.
Sounds ... by bigboxer	Aug 7th, 2006 01:05:28 PM
pretty douche. Maybe it'll get better in later revisions.
What about the rumored Prequel??? by notbond007	Aug 7th, 2006 01:08:22 PM
I thought the movie would be a prequel that would address how Hellboy came about and grew up, since the first movie only gave you a brief glimpse of his origins.
Are you fucking kidding me? by Johnny Storm	Aug 7th, 2006 01:11:11 PM
This can't really be the plot to Hellboy 2 can it?
Horns on a Perlman! by JackPumpkinhead	Aug 7th, 2006 01:11:59 PM
Cast Hulk Hogan as Heckboy.
woodland creatures?!? by vicious_bastard	Aug 7th, 2006 01:15:33 PM
Sounds really lame, UNLESS there are badgers involved.
Harry's "Blade 2" review by Badger999	Aug 7th, 2006 01:16:36 PM
Harry's Blade 2 review likened it to having your clit licked. Now Harry claims to be male, so I'm really not sure why he thinks he knows what it's like to even have a clit, much less have it licked. At any rate, I'm sure Harry will compare HB2 to having his salad tossed by Smurfette, because that makes sense in Harry's world. Oh and remember that time Harry let that kid sit in shit instead of having to miss a few minutes of The Hulk? Or that time he reviewed that script without telling his buddy McWeeny wrote it? Brilliant man, I tell you.
Hellboy Reimagined by rightarm4Rosario	Aug 7th, 2006 01:19:55 PM
Selma Blair out? To be replaced by Rosario Dawson? Hellboy out? To be replaced by the motorcycle-megatron GOBOT knockoff, who, according to someone was folded into transformers lore? Del Toro out? To be replaced by Larry Clark, of KIDS fame? PIXAR to do CGI?
As long as Selma Blair is in it... by ZeroCorpse	Aug 7th, 2006 01:21:48 PM
I'll probably watch it. I'd murder a clone of myself to get one night with Selma.
To answer the heading...No by Atticus Finch	Aug 7th, 2006 01:23:21 PM
Why does Hellboy warrant a sequel when the first one sucked and pretty much flopped?
"I'd murder a clone of myself " by DocPazuzu	Aug 7th, 2006 01:23:35 PM
I don't know why, but that really creeped me out.
"I'd murder a clone of Myself" - Fall 2006 release date by rightarm4Rosario	Aug 7th, 2006 01:30:17 PM
Coming Soon to Theatres: "I'd Murder a Clone of Myself!" Synopsis: When a young, internet-troller discovers a mystical doorway in his hallway closet, which will take him to a land of milk-and-honey, where the likes of Selma Blair, Rosario Dawson, and Eva Mendes run wild with lesbian pelvic thrusts, he forges a plan to disguise himself as a kindly wood-nymph, befriending the starlets - all in an effort to engage in one legendary 4-way romp." Co-directed by Quentin Tarantino and Penelope Spheeris. Featuring guest-appearances by a slew of stars: Mel Gibson, R. Kelly, OJ Simpson, Robert Downey JR. "A Cast of Thousands!" PIXAR to do CGI.
Heh... by Dr. Opticus	Aug 7th, 2006 01:31:49 PM

Question: by Dr. Opticus	Aug 7th, 2006 01:32:46 PM
Is it masterbation if your clone jerks you off?
Yep.. by Dr. Opticus	Aug 7th, 2006 01:35:26 PM
this is the gayest thing I've ever heard of can't possibly be true...woodland creatures?, give me a fukken break!
Fuck this, what about ESCAPE FROM EARTH? by kwisatzhaderach	Aug 7th, 2006 01:35:51 PM
News breaking on darkhorizons and oter site, Carpenter and Russell plan new Plissken film.
Lethal Weapon 5 by The Dum Guy	Aug 7th, 2006 01:41:50 PM
Oh my fueking God, along with Die Hard 4, Escape From Earth and Indy 4, the 80's are back again. Remakes are out, and sequels are in.
WTF? by Lost Skeleton	Aug 7th, 2006 01:42:24 PM
I mean really WTF?
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT plot by TequilaMocking	Aug 7th, 2006 01:42:34 PM
That sounds just like the comic, on an epic, cinematic scale.
woodland creatures by oisin5199	Aug 7th, 2006 01:43:09 PM
if you've ever read good fantasy (especially DeLint and some Gaiman, hell even some Grimm), you'd know that woodland creatures are anything but 'gay.' Ignoring that dumbass use of the word, those kind of 'fairy tale' creatures can be totally sick and creepy. I say bring on the nymphs!
That sounds great... even more true to the spirit of by modlight	Aug 7th, 2006 01:48:27 PM
the comic than the first.
Sounds pretty good, except... by Ribbons	Aug 7th, 2006 01:49:32 PM
...the recycling of the love triangle. I know, who am I to tell Mignola and del Toro what parts of the script sound bad, right? Well, that's just my opinion. It's manufactured drama. Like I said, the rest of it sounds pretty cool. I'm excited to hear that Abe'll have an expanded role this time 'round.
WEAK by Total_Kneebiter	Aug 7th, 2006 01:52:34 PM
NUFF SAID. TRhe first one was OKAY, this plot sounds LAME. Magical fairey princess? I'll skip it till the super duper dvd comes out, then burn it. Del Toro should MOVE ON to something worthwhile.
Also... by Ribbons	Aug 7th, 2006 01:54:11 PM
...I'd like to see Agent Myers still kickin' it with the BPRD, simply because I'm a continuity freak. His role was mainly audience filter and third wheel in the original film, though, so it's understandable if they feel like they no longer have any use for him.
"I'd murder a clone" sequel - "Bring on the Nymphs" by rightarm4Rosario	Aug 7th, 2006 01:55:23 PM
Due to the massive response from the online community, Troma Films has greenlit a sequel to the popular film "I'd Murder a Clone of Myself" - tentatively titled "Bring on the Nymphs", this film will pay homage to "I'd Murder a clone of Myself," even using unused footage from the original, featuring Dustin Diamond, which unfortunately hit the cutting-room floor. Brought in to direct this surefire classic is none other than Brian Singer. Screenplay by Akiva Goldsman, with a script-tweak by Henry Rollins. SYNOPSIS: The young internet-trolling fanboy triumphed over all obstacles in the first film, having seduced Rosario/Blair/Mendes - but now he faces a challenge: His older brother (portrayed by Jason Lee) stumbles upon the portal in the closet, and is thus sucked into the wood-nymph land. Featuring a grizzled father who must come to terms with the disappearance of his two sons (ably played by Bill Paxton), and a Haunting musical score by Peter Gabriel, its the scorching family-film of 2009!
As for another Escape from (insert place here) film: by Total_Kneebiter	Aug 7th, 2006 01:55:27 PM
Bring it ON! Unless of course, Snake's escaping from magical fairey land.
Hellboy 1 by Badtz	Aug 7th, 2006 01:56:49 PM
Was great visually, but the script was definitely its weakest point. I'll see it for the special effects, but after the first film, I don't have high expectations.
re Snake Plissken by DocPazuzu	Aug 7th, 2006 01:57:27 PM
I wish he could have escaped from the last movie.
Awesome by viranth	Aug 7th, 2006 01:58:47 PM
I love Del Toro's work, Hellboy 1 was fun and hellboy 2 will be better!
Hellboy II: The Golden Army by Boromir187	Aug 7th, 2006 02:00:27 PM
Why is everyone so shocked about this? Del Toro stated last year that the title was "Hellboy II: The Golden Army" and that it would be about Hellboy having to save the world from a goblin/fairy rebellion. All this is doing is confirming that he is still following using the same script. He also stated last year that Agent John Myers would not be returning, that Kroenen would have a cameo appearance, Abe would have a much larger role, and that Lobster Johnson would not be a part of this installment. All of this was stated in various interviews by Del Toro LAST YEAR before Revolution Studios dropped the project. Next thing you know you all will be shocked to find out that he and Mignola already have a vague outline for the third film, as it was envisioned as a trilogy.
No by zacdilone	Aug 7th, 2006 02:02:56 PM

WOODLAND CREATURES TRILOGY by rightarm4Rosario	Aug 7th, 2006 02:03:39 PM
you know its coming ...
Sounds cool - I loved the 1st film & 1st 3 comic books! by Fugazi32	Aug 7th, 2006 02:05:32 PM
Hellboy rocks!
So does this mean... by Giz	Aug 7th, 2006 02:07:32 PM
Niles Crane is back?
Boromir by Ribbons	Aug 7th, 2006 02:08:29 PM
Do you really have to ask why? The answer is that some of us have either not read or forgot we read the same information on 'Hellboy 2' that you have. That's not a crime, last I checked. I knew about the Golden Army stuff (and, obviously, the Abe having a bigger role stuff), but I had not heard that Myers wasn't returning until now. I also didn't know the series was planned as a trilogy, but that's kind of interesting.
re: Niles Crane by Ribbons	Aug 7th, 2006 02:10:08 PM
I'd actually heard Guillermo say that Doug Jones would be supplying the voice of Abe in the sequel, which I kinda don't get, because I thought David Hyde Pierce did a pretty great job with the voice duties in 'Hellboy.'
Escape from Earth by HessenRoots	Aug 7th, 2006 02:12:37 PM
Drugged this up. http://www.filmrot.com/article s/reviews/005964.php Take it for what it's worth.
No one answered my question.... by Dr. Opticus	Aug 7th, 2006 02:14:30 PM
is it considered masturbation if your clone jerks you off?
OPTICUS by rightarm4Rosario	Aug 7th, 2006 02:17:33 PM
Tell me, Opticus - does it really matter?
Ribbons by Boromir187	Aug 7th, 2006 02:18:19 PM
Del Toro was speaking of the two animated TV movies that are on the way when he said that. Those being Hellboy: Sword of Storms (2006) and Hellboy: Blood & Iron (2007). IDT Entertainment is responsible for them and I believe they will both air on Cartoon Network, one this fall and one next. If they do well presumably a full out animated series will follow. I guess that they just couldn't secure David Hyde Pierce for those. That said, I would assume he will be back to voice Abe in Hellboy 2.
PS by Boromir187	Aug 7th, 2006 02:20:30 PM
I didn't mean to come off like an ass, but the instant screaming for some people about how "stupid" it sounded kind of made me mad. I apologize.
Ah. by Ribbons	Aug 7th, 2006 02:20:57 PM
Thanks for the 411, Boromir. I was almost positive it was in referenece to 'Golden Army,' but I do recall reading news about animated Hellboy movies, so maybe not.
Dr. Opticus by DocPazuzu	Aug 7th, 2006 02:22:41 PM
No, but it is gay.
Yeah, see by Ribbons	Aug 7th, 2006 02:26:12 PM
http://tinyurl.com/mb6bb ****** It's cool, I mean you didn't seem that harsh, it's just that some people don't keep up to tabs on old news. A lot of people skim articles, a lot of them have joined the ranks of AICN in between then and now, etc. I see where you're coming from though.
HELLMAN by Aust1n	Aug 7th, 2006 02:35:18 PM

Lethal Weapon 5 with all-new anti-semitic jokes by kwisatzhaderach	Aug 7th, 2006 02:49:14 PM
Weep as Mel Gibson and Danny Glover kick ass and trade Jew jokes.
This sounds great by Bryan	Aug 7th, 2006 02:58:31 PM
If they can capture the creepiness of the fairy people from Mignola's drawings, then all these finicky homophobes who say everything "sounds gay" could probably be won over. I'm glad that Hellboy will be going public (the secrecy seemed like an unneccessary addition to the movie Hellboy universe) and that it will be more mythology/folklore based like the comics. I like the first movie, but it had more of a Men In Black vibe than I anticipated. This sounds more like what I love about Hellboy. (Also, Johan is a cool character and seems ripe for cinematic translation.)
I'll wait until by finky089	Aug 7th, 2006 03:09:14 PM
more details are confirmed and/or production actually starts to start making flippant remarks about HB2. However, that Transformers movie will definitely EAT ASS.
by KokopelliJoe	Aug 7th, 2006 03:20:01 PM
Before I read the Dresden Files, I would have thought that faeries, etc were lame. But they can definitely be done well... so I'm in.
Ben Edlund, Terry Jones or W.D. Richter for co-writer by Declan_Swartz	Aug 7th, 2006 03:20:49 PM
The problem I had with the first film was the script in certain parts, so it would be great if del Toro could bring in another writer to help.
hellboy2 by ghostfreehood	Aug 7th, 2006 03:34:47 PM
less like the movie, more like the comic? i am excited!
Partial G.I. Joe cartoon rip-off. by CreasyBear	Aug 7th, 2006 03:35:28 PM
Back in the day, before G.I. Joe was a weekly cartoon, you would get only one full week of it, like a miniseries, and then nothing for months. One of these G.I. Joe weeks had a plot where several key elements were spread around the world, and the story cut from one scene to the other as the heroes tried to unify the key elements. And I just won Geek of the Week with this post, so suck it.
It's not gay, it's all you baby! by Dr. Opticus	Aug 7th, 2006 03:36:05 PM
Where can I go to see Mignola's fairies?
Great. Hellboy Gets Jealous and Fights Fairies. by hipcheck13	Aug 7th, 2006 03:50:49 PM
...be still my beating heart.
"I'm a sucker for Ron Perlman" by godoffireinhell	Aug 7th, 2006 03:52:24 PM
that sounds so wrong
"Whatever you need... by DocPazuzu	Aug 7th, 2006 03:57:26 PM
...Leo Getz! Geddit?"
Meh by Alientoast	Aug 7th, 2006 04:00:46 PM
Part of the attraction of the first one was that it combined two flavors that go together like peanutbutter and chocolate: Nazis and Old Gods. Now we get the frickin tooth fairy? They better be some seriously fucked up looking pixies that would give Rob Zombie's heart a pause.
"gnomes, trolls, fairies, tooth fairies, and......." by Archduke_Chocula	Aug 7th, 2006 04:02:27 PM
Narfs. http://k105.blogspot.com/
Sure that wasn't the Shrek 3 script, he was reading? by pokadoo	Aug 7th, 2006 04:06:47 PM

Wanna know a little about the plot of HELLBOY 2? by b3mike	Aug 7th, 2006 04:23:13 PM
NO! The first one was crap and I don't expect anything better from this one.
If you hate Hellboy so much... by spectrebeeyatch	Aug 7th, 2006 05:05:24 PM
Why exactly did you click on the link and read the post. All you people are serious tools you just wait for a new article, then absh it to seem cool or something I have no idea but it is seriously pathetic. "Why make Hellboy 2 first one sucked balls?" If true then why the fuck are you on here reading and posting if you hated the first one so much? Asshole morons and some of you complaining about the plot idea maybe you should go read the comics they are based on before you make your glorious comments. Some of you guys seriously need to grow up and enjoy some things, you'll find if you stop complaining life gets a lot better. Hellboy 2 will rock 08!!!
But the TWIST is... by chiahead	Aug 7th, 2006 05:07:39 PM
all the fairy creatures are really talent-free film makers who publish books admonishing the Disney Machine for not giving them ALL the money they wanted to make their piece of crap films... = okay that was WAY inappropriate. But it was too easy. Fairy creatures? Sounds like the opportunity that The Village missed.
Hope this movie isn't so rushed by crayotic	Aug 7th, 2006 05:30:54 PM
I wanted to like the first Hellboy, but all the big payoffs didn't work since they never really had enough time to build up to them. Not to mention the fact that Rasputin was an even lamer villian than the eurotrash vamp in Blade 3
Loved Hellboy by Darth Thoth	Aug 7th, 2006 05:42:03 PM
... but this plot synopsis for HB2 didn't do it for me. I hope things are changed around because I want HB2 to be even bigger than part 1.
Johann Kraus! by Mirrorball Man	Aug 7th, 2006 06:10:47 PM
That's cool. I've always liked Johann Kraus the disembodied ectoplasmic medium.
NOOO! Conqueror Worm please by darth jobu	Aug 7th, 2006 06:11:43 PM
Please give us Conqueror Worm or anything with the homunculus, nazi zombies (Johann Kraus will do, sounds like he's there). And Lobster Johnson. Also, Hellboy origin from Chained Coffin would be nice.
Don't... by Banditmania	Aug 7th, 2006 06:13:33 PM
Don't go in the bathroom yet Abe, it's hellish in there.
I'll see it.... by Trik	Aug 7th, 2006 06:41:27 PM
if HB wears a TuTu. The first was only so so.
This Sounds Like Bullshit!!! Get A Real Plot!!! by MetalWater	Aug 7th, 2006 06:43:15 PM
I don't know about the rest of you, but this whole plot sucks Hellboy's balls!!! Shouldn't Hellboy be facing off with Lucifer, or the Anti-Christ, or something???!!! What about a face of with Dracula??? There has got to be a better plot then this. In fact, it kind of sounds like Lady In The Water!!!
M.Night by THE KNIGHT	Aug 7th, 2006 07:04:41 PM
I knew someone would mention Lady In The Water eventually.... Didn't that rake in 100 million already?
If by 100 million by Mechasheeva	Aug 7th, 2006 07:22:18 PM
you mean somewhere between 38.5 million, then yes. I almost wanna see it now out of morbid curiosity.
rofl by nef	Aug 7th, 2006 07:25:47 PM
could this story get any gayer, hellboy is the lamest character i have ever seen.
I think they should call this..... by Doc_Strange	Aug 7th, 2006 08:06:24 PM
Hellboy 2: Electric Boogaloo with Hulk Hogan as the Tooth Fairy. "I am the Tooth Fairy, BROTHER!!!"
Seriously, this movie would be kick ass if..... by Doc_Strange	Aug 7th, 2006 08:10:42 PM
They made it like that episode of South Park. The Woodland Critter Christmas with all the Satan worshipping wood animals that righteously get shotgunned to death by Santa Claus, but in this case, Hellboy. It would probably be really funny, though I don't know whether or not this is what Mignola or Rolly Pol.... uh Del Toro want.
Boromir 187 by theoneofblood	Aug 7th, 2006 08:51:41 PM
I hope you're lying/joking. Because I would severely hope nobody would so blatantly steal the names of TWO frigging George R. R. Martin books. That's waaaaay too much of a coincidence.
Hellboy vs Tooth Fairy? by rubensreviews	Aug 7th, 2006 08:55:25 PM
I think it sounds ok for an animation of Hellboy but not a feature length film. It just won't fly well. I want Hellboy vs Nazis
With a script tweak by Henry Rollins??? by Arche Logos	Aug 7th, 2006 08:56:12 PM
That had me laughing my ass off. Almost as funny as Hellboy meets the Princess Bride. I must admit to having a morbid curiosity to seeing Hellboy kick the tooth fairy's ass. I wonder if he takes on the golden shower army after he walks in on the tooth fairy using a molar shaped strapon on Selma in a giant gnome orgy. I'd pay to see that.
Just as I feared! Crap, by jove! by superninja	Aug 7th, 2006 10:27:22 PM
I see they're right on schedule, crapping up Hellboy to be "cinematic" and action-tastic. Yet another great character from the comics now squished into the uncomfortable and uncanonical Hellboy/Liz relationship so we can have a dry love triangle.
Yes, but does it not sound like they by superninja	Aug 7th, 2006 10:37:12 PM
combined Roger the homunclus who had electrical powers and Johannes the Ecoplasmic here? Just like they combined Abe (who was Riggs to Hellboy's Murtaugh) and Johannes in the first film with his psychic sensitivity? I will never forget how they ruined Abe! And it sounds like we're in for more sappy Hellboy/Liz crapola.
Sorry, but Bay already had a guy murder by superninja	Aug 7th, 2006 10:39:18 PM
a clone of himself in The Island. Back to the drawing board, gents!
Abe doesn't need a much larger part. by superninja	Aug 7th, 2006 10:41:29 PM
Watching that wuss of a character try to win a girl is going to be a real teeth-grinder.
Like watching Jan from the Wonder Twins on a date. by superninja	Aug 7th, 2006 11:01:46 PM

HellBoy vs Nazi-evil-occult fairy tale creatures by NoHubris	Aug 7th, 2006 11:14:33 PM
as a take on Metal Water and rubenaviews suggestions.
HellBoy vs Nazi-evil-occult fairy tale creatures by NoHubris	Aug 7th, 2006 11:16:12 PM
as a take on Metal Water and rubensreviews suggestios. (CORRECTION)
I think I'll let my clone see this by BobPalpatine	Aug 7th, 2006 11:19:52 PM
While I see Iron Man instead
This sounds awesome! by cerebulon	Aug 8th, 2006 01:22:42 AM
And YES Harry, the guy with the bubble for a head is a real character from the comic book. This actually sounds a lot more like the comic book than the first film. Abe-Sapien is not gay, he is a result of a genetic experiment and he lost is one true love. There is much more to the fairy-tale critters than we normally know today. The Fae were all basically indestructable mini-gods and they were the source of most of the monsters in mythology worldwide. You had things like RawHead Rex which were skinless giants and the 'Host' or the 'Scourge' which was this swarm of flying lovecraftian things that would snatch people and livestock from their homes at night. I hope they do it justice.
UH....NO. by Sepulchrave	Aug 8th, 2006 01:23:56 AM
Will there be more Rasputins with electric mittens? Clockwork Nazis? Cthulhoids in the icebox? It was terrible.
DID SOMEONE SAY 'GNOMES'? by Sepulchrave	Aug 8th, 2006 01:26:47 AM
I'm....somewhere else.
[5.LookingForGroup] [Hellboy]: LFG Gnome Hunting by Shermdawg	Aug 8th, 2006 03:32:10 AM

Well, crap, LFG Gnomer woulda been better. by Shermdawg	Aug 8th, 2006 03:34:40 AM
BAH! CURSE YOU, NON EXISTENT EDIT OPTION!!!
Arthur Machen by godoffireinhell	Aug 8th, 2006 03:36:50 AM
Sounds like GdT didn't get Machen out of his system with PAN'S. That's potentially a good thing. Though I would have much preferred a straight, literal adaptation of THE GREAT GOD PAN over his riff.
"LOOK! Ugly one-horned mule!" by samsquanch	Aug 8th, 2006 04:19:13 AM
tsk. You're all so fussy. Go check out some of those "classics" you loved so much years ago, and set them beside contemporary fare like Hellboy. I'll think you'll find the old classics are just old, and stinkers to boot, more often than not.
"Hella Enchanted"? by Otter	Aug 8th, 2006 06:57:39 AM
Someone had to say it. Still sounds like a good story, tho.
People, We've been hearing about this for months. by DOGSOUP	Aug 8th, 2006 10:08:30 AM
This isn't News
"...split the key into three pieces and buried them.." by Lemming	Aug 8th, 2006 10:18:39 AM
WTF? Come on the world doesn't fall for that kind of shit anymore. You can't go the fairytale angle unless the whole thing is done that way. Why didn't he just melt it down, FFS?
Anchorite... by Lemming	Aug 8th, 2006 12:08:17 PM
Touche.
What the fuck was the point by RezE11even	Aug 8th, 2006 02:15:58 PM
In making John Myers the main fucking charecter in the first film then, eh?! Seriously, fuck. The only good thing about the original was that Nazi opening. Then shit got boring.
What the fuck was the point by RezE11even	Aug 8th, 2006 02:21:05 PM
In making John Myers the main fucking charecter in the first film then, eh?! Seriously, fuck. The only good thing about the original was that Nazi opening. Then shit got boring.
What happened to that Borat clip of the bigoted hunter? by Zeke25:17	Aug 8th, 2006 10:54:22 PM
Seriously! I wrote a marvelous post on there, and the whole thing got yanked. Are we offending fucking right-wing bigoted hunters now? Let me repeat: let's just round up the entire population of all the "hunting is great" states, put em all in the wilderness, and let em blow each other the hell up. Thanka Baby Jesus, amen!
Wanna know a little about the plot of HELLBOY 2? by Ingeld	Aug 9th, 2006 05:22:20 PM
No.
No John Meyer = no female audience by ubersnarf	Aug 10th, 2006 12:42:43 PM
Sorry, boys, but the Johnster was hot. Hellboy is a child and Selma Blair is a tool, so without our little hottie, there isn't a whole lot going for this movie when it comes to the straight female aud. I love me some comic book movies, but the script wasn't enough for me to buy the DVD. And I have no urge to see HB2 without some kind of eye candy.
What, No ROger? by randalmcmurphy	Aug 10th, 2006 04:07:36 PM
HE was a cool side character, why make up one? And Rasputin is the only way to go for a villian. Ya gotta bring him back. Actually, with all of the supernatural evil stuff he did, he is the only character that you could recycle and have a legit excuse. Or... they could make it that nazi guy thats just a head in a bowl that has that ape carry him around.

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