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FIRST by Squashua	Jul 26th, 2006 12:32:19 PM
YO BABY YO!
TOO SOON by plantpage55	Jul 26th, 2006 12:36:07 PM
well...first was already taken
Tales From The Crevice? by Sean38	Jul 26th, 2006 12:45:33 PM
Since when did AICN start reviewing porn?
First? by los_urizen	Jul 26th, 2006 12:46:42 PM
Hot diggity
AARRGGHH!!!! by chrth	Jul 26th, 2006 12:50:28 PM
No new NextWave until 8/9?!?! DAMN YOU TO HELL MARVEL!!!!!
Wow, so wrong by los_urizen	Jul 26th, 2006 12:51:06 PM
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Freedom Fighters by RenoNevada2000	Jul 26th, 2006 12:51:52 PM
FREEDOM FIGHTERS is as good as BATTLE FOR BLUDHAVEN was bad. I can think of no better endorsement.
No Civil War #3 by AlgertMopper	Jul 26th, 2006 12:53:12 PM
No Civil War #3? Was the charecters written so bad you had spew projectile vomit just to ease the pain of it?
No AlgertMopper by Nairb The Movie	Jul 26th, 2006 12:58:44 PM
They were all just so warn out by trying to wrap their mids around the Neo-DC continuity, they just didn't have time to review the awesomely good Civil War 3
How exactly did FROM HELL fall through the cracks? by fiester	Jul 26th, 2006 12:59:19 PM
I mean, yeah, nobody noticed that high-profile Alan Moore property that was made into a major motion picture, right?
Hey! by underscore_only	Jul 26th, 2006 01:00:58 PM
From Hell wasn't that bad of a movie. Well . . . I liked it.
I just spent $75 on comics by Engineer_at_peac	Jul 26th, 2006 01:01:57 PM
And they were almost ALL from this week. I think I'm beyond the line, buying too much. Included in the $75 was "I can't Believe it's not the Justice League" trade, The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck graphic novel, and a new storage box, and a pack of boards, but still, that leaves like... $45 or something in new comics that came out this week that I bought. I'm beyond the fucking pale. Fucking civil war is doing this to me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATHEN!! by Psynapse	Jul 26th, 2006 01:08:41 PM
BOW BITCHES!
Most disturbing hey.... by DigitalDong	Jul 26th, 2006 01:10:40 PM
the end of Battle Royale v1. I can almost feel that pain.
Engineer_at_peac by beastie	Jul 26th, 2006 01:15:39 PM
I know what you mean. I don't even read any superhero comics, and I can easily spend that amount in a week. Also, about 'From Hell' the movie, I think it was a great film, that should not be compared to the comic book. If you take it as it's own entity, without paying any attention to the source material, it is phenomenal.
The girl told me Conan #30 didn't come out last week by rev_skarekroe	Jul 26th, 2006 01:16:16 PM
Stupid girl. That's what I get for going to a different funnybook shop.
Hey Captain by Darth Kal-El	Jul 26th, 2006 01:29:26 PM
Happy Birthday you hot wife having bastard you!
happy birthday indeed by blackthought	Jul 26th, 2006 02:17:27 PM
i aslo agree with the hot wife sentiments as well.
I can't stop staring at that She-hulk, by the way by Engineer_at_peac	Jul 26th, 2006 02:34:05 PM
Yowza
Jack the Ripper mini-series by Wormie	Jul 26th, 2006 02:35:16 PM
I remember watching the Jack the Ripper mini-series with Michael Caine in the late 80s. It wasn't made by the BBC, it was on ITV. Not all British TV is made by the BBC, so there!
More on Jeff Parker . . . by PMonkeyReclaimed	Jul 26th, 2006 02:45:22 PM
If you do enjoy Jeff Parker (I'm not sure where he came from either) then check out this interview with him. Apparently he's doing new stories of the original X-Men called X-Men:First Class. Hmmmm. Might be good . . . might blow sack. Check it out here: http://www.comicon.com/cgi-bin /ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic; f=36;t=005198
FROM HELL gave me nightmares... by superhero	Jul 26th, 2006 02:53:23 PM
Still haven't finished reading it to this day...it's true...
To be fair Prof. Challenger... by nofate	Jul 26th, 2006 03:17:57 PM
issue #2 of ID Crisis did not have either Superman, Batman or Wonderwoman on the cover, where the rape scene actually was shown. But you're right, from Countdown to Infinite Crisis, to the minis, to the actual Crisis, to the current 52 series, all was a direct result of this issue. Now, as the @$$holes and cogs that I've gotten into arguments with know, I'm not a DC fan by any strech, so my opinion is biased but, to me, all the press DC seems to get is from big events or story lines. Death of Superman, broken Batman, Green Lantern going bat shit crazy. There is nothing this company is putting out right now that makes me rush to go and buy it.
and beastie... by nofate	Jul 26th, 2006 03:24:30 PM
how can you suggest that you watch From Hell without paying any attention to the source material when the source material was the reason the movie got made?
THANKS GENTS!!! by The Heathen	Jul 26th, 2006 03:48:42 PM
The hot wife thanks you as well! She threw me a surprise party this past weekend. I'll email pics soon. I'm off to dinner. Thanks again and great reviews @$$holes. Later!
Civil War reactions by xsi kal	Jul 26th, 2006 03:51:59 PM
I am actually enjoying Civil War so far, but I have to wonder if Marvel understood how dividing the universe up like this might impact existing series. For example, I am so annoyed and pissed off with Iron Man, Reed Richards and Spider Man for their roles as the government's bitches that I don't really see a need to read their standard series anymore. Screw 'em. I kinda think this sort of character assassination was NOT what Marvel had in mind, but good luck in convincing me to care about these tools again.
Palmiotti/Gray by Homer Sexual	Jul 26th, 2006 03:54:35 PM
I picked up Freedom Fighters because of Palmiotti/Grey, the writers of my current favorite, Daughters of the Dragon. The Comic Shop Guy, when I told him this, said DotD was his favorite also, despite having no buzz, but that it would become retroactively hot when the new Heroes for Hire debuts. Daughters of the Dragon has sexy, but not sexist art and strong female leads in a somewhat Tarantino-esque style and storyline. Not "funny" like Can't Believe It's Not Justice League, but plenty of humor, action, sexiness, sympathetic characters and fresh treatments of old characters. A fun read that doesn't insult or offend my sensibilities, done in top quality. Highest recommendation from me. Colleen and Misty have never been written so well, and Misty's hips--never seen the like on a comic heroine before! I spent $65 last week, $20 on Gilbert Hernandez' sloth hardcover, and while I liked a lot of them, and hated the stolid, boring and retro Justice League 0, Runaways and Daughters of the Dragon were the 2 best. Lesbian Batwoman is just so-so, her character isn't very interesting at this point and I hate heroines in heels.
DotD by AlgertMopper	Jul 26th, 2006 04:04:55 PM
DotD was fucking terrible phoned in shit
I really like Batwoman's costume by Engineer_at_peac	Jul 26th, 2006 04:12:33 PM
And I appear to be the only one, but I think it looks great. The only thing that really made me angry in that issue was how useless the question was. If he can't take out these guys there's no way some rookie Batwoman can do it. The Question kicks all manner of ass.
Ah fuck you all by El Vale	Jul 26th, 2006 04:36:47 PM
I'd just posted something on the other talkback.
Have at it then by El Vale	Jul 26th, 2006 04:37:47 PM
I'm using this thing called DCP now which is like a bunch of guys with too much time scanning about as many comics as they can, each week, as they're released. So hey it's like Vale's into monthly comics all over again or something! Anyway yeah it's like a big file with the week's comics and you can choose which ones you DL and which ones you don't. Like going to the comic book store only free (Ahhh the internet). So okay, what have i read...let's see...oh, first of all, my uncle went to the US of A and i made him buy me some stuff (MUHAHA); he brought me the Eternal Sunshine collector's Edition DVD and Quimby the Mouse, by Chris Ware. Book's gorgeous, it's a goddamn piece of art, just the design of it. Highly recomeded even tho i haven't read it all yet. Anyway you know if you're into Chris Ware or not, i don't have to tell you. * On to the new stuff: Read Astonishing X-Men #15 and i gotta say it was thoroughly enjoyable. I agree with Dave about Whedon taking Morrison's concepts and trying to over explain them and shit, but still for some reason that seems like the sort of X-Men comic that i could be mildly interested in: A book that takes after Morrison's run. Anyway "..and what i do is so terribly pretty!" was a great fucking moment. Kudos, Marvel. * You know what book was great? Casanova #1. 30 pages filled with...stuff. Yeah, stuff. It was full of it! At the end i have no idea if i really understood what was supposed to be happening, or if it actually had to make sense, but it made me think, it made me smile, it was crazy, and then it really ended. Good stuff, check it out. * Read Detective Comics #821 and i liked it. Mostly i liked the art, obviously; the story was okay, nothing bindblowing, but not bad at all. * Sorta liked Eternals #1 when i first read it, but then i started thinking about it and realized it was a big fucking dissapointment. The first spread was magnificent and promising, but then that promise never held up, and everything about it i found underwhelming. The spectacle of the Celestials was never again captured after that first spread, and the story was just bleh. * Read some Nextwave; had some funny and enjoyable parts but overall it was just too lightweight for my tastes, one of those 2 minute reads, very little substance, which i guess is the point of the whole thing, but still not my cup of tea. * Read this comic called Marlene by Peter Snejbjerg which has a crappy story and wonderful wonderful art. Check it out, download it if you must. Plus it has penis. Also, tits (for Psy). *** Just dled Testament #8, The Escapists #1, Goon #18, Ultimate Spider-Man #97, and Uncanny #476. I'll keep you posted.
fiester by vroom socko	Jul 26th, 2006 05:11:51 PM
I certainly wouldn't say that From Hell fell through the cracks. But I would say that it's exibit A that comics in the 90's didn't suck as hard as people make them out to be. Since that's the focus of the relaunched Crevice...
Runaways 18 was great by v1cious	Jul 26th, 2006 05:23:14 PM
i can't believe of all people, they killed off Gert. it looks like Chase is on a mission to bring her back to life.
I like her costume too... by Squashua	Jul 26th, 2006 05:23:22 PM
... I never said I didn't. Check out the chest-jutt on page six.
Springheel Jack isn't Jack the Ripper. by tomb_rocket	Jul 26th, 2006 05:23:32 PM
Just thought I should mention that.
Hey @$$holes... by Squashua	Jul 26th, 2006 05:24:35 PM
Why has not ONE of you responded to that e-mail I sent out last week? I mean, come on... not even a comment like "it sucks"? My inbox is lonely.
On the "From Hell" movie by Lukecash	Jul 26th, 2006 06:00:39 PM
From what I understand, when they were making the movie, they realized that their version was VERY close to Alan Moores verison. They decided to be safe than sorry and give him some credit, because they were influenced by his book.
from hell movie sucked by blackthought	Jul 26th, 2006 06:02:33 PM

HB Heath, and v1cious.... by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 26th, 2006 06:04:48 PM
YOU IGNOMINIOUS FUCKBALL!! YOU PUT A SPOILER WARNING ON THAT SHIT! NOT SOMETIMES, EVERYTIME! I swear upon my carapace that I will cast down upon you all of the most vile and corrupt verbage that my infinite intellect can conjure should you EVER be so negligent again. This is a bastion of intelligent and thought provoking discussion on myriad and sundry topics ranging from illustrated naratives to...well, tits. You will respect the boundries of this hallowed realm, and keep your incompetant asshattery to yourself. That being said...who died now?
How to not pay attention to the source material... by MrBoinfoint	Jul 26th, 2006 06:06:06 PM
I never read the book, but saw the movie when it came out, and liked it. Then read the book. Hence I made up my mind about the movie first. It's a good movie. The book is great. A much less irritating debacle of adaptation then say LOEG/LXG.
Tomb Rocket Is Right About Spring Heel Jack. by Buzz Maverik	Jul 26th, 2006 06:14:24 PM
I love the Spring Heel Jack legend and have a sketch of him from the era in one of the notebooks of weird crap I keep. SHJ almost sounds like a super being today, leaping high into the air, alternately reported as breathing fire or beaming it from his eyes; somewhat lycanthorpic in appearance, sorta like Nightcrawler. Not Jack the Ripper, but Edwardian or Victorian or whatever. I gotta say, I like a stoned Johnny Depp in FROM HELL. I like opium dens and laudanum and all of that crap. Anything with an opium den is for me. Any of you read THE LAST OPIUM DEN by Nick Toches? No, it wasn't a comic book. There's also a cool coffee table book just called OPIUM with pictures from the dens, all different kinds of pipes, lamps, etc.
Only guess as to one of the potential JLA members is... by Ribbons	Jul 26th, 2006 06:48:14 PM
Red Tornado. Besides for that, who knows? I think I heard a couple of references to Green Arrow, but that doesn't guarantee he'll make the team.
Justice League 0 by Black Satin 2	Jul 26th, 2006 07:02:53 PM
There are 2 things I want to know. 1. When they create the new roster and invite the Elongated Man, will he be engaged to a new woman after 1 year? and 2.If there is an Earth 2, does Sue Digby exists there?
Happy Birthday Heathen! by El Vale	Jul 26th, 2006 07:05:55 PM
You total...um...scumbag? Listen, i don't know man!
Most disturbing moment i by El Vale	Jul 26th, 2006 07:11:03 PM
Well From Hell is way up there, i mean that's pretty obvious. But i always felt there was something very cerebral about the most disturbing parts of it. Hitler being born was just creepy. Not being able to understand what was being said (my german is rusty) added to the disturbance factor. But you know what disturbed me in more ways than one? The conclusion to that New Orleans storyline from 100 Bullets where the black guy gets his jaw ripped out (Not as funny as it sounds, you sicko). It was unexpected and sad and fucked up and i just felt it man, right here. Right here. Or is that the saddest moment i've seen in a comic? Nope, pretty sure it was disturbing what with the jaw and the blood. The guy's face is what does it man. I can't even look at it. Anyway thanks. And also, SPOILER!
Daredevil Rocks I am so Happy and SPOILER SPOILER by George Newman	Jul 26th, 2006 07:57:21 PM
I love this story arc. I love the depths in which Matt is trapped and out of which he climbs. spoiler (last month or 2)The Punisher in jail was great. The riot was great. This latest issue was really satisfying with conclusions and new confounding beginnings. SPOILER SPOILER Danny was my guess for the mystery Daredevil and I was really excited for that to be true. I wanted to see Daredevil's hands on fire with Iron Fisty energy!!! The final reveal was a doozy and made me feel that this story was brighter than it appeared. END SPOILER .
great minds... by Darth Kal-El	Jul 26th, 2006 07:59:36 PM
that ws going to be my answer too for question of the week. i agree with u vale that it was not only highly disturbing but also very,very sad. i actually cried and it stayed in my mind for a while. it was weird because there id be having a good time hanging out with friends or whatever and boom that image of gabe with his jaw ripped off and tears streaming down his face would pop into my mind and i would get sad.it might have been some of my own emotional issues i was dealing with when the story came out or maybe not. to this day just thinking about it to write this post put a knot in my throat.just,i mean,poor fucking kid right?oh and when he holds wyilies hand right before he shoots him....oh shit man ok no more. thats my answer
*Drips tears on keyboard* by Darth Kal-El	Jul 26th, 2006 08:01:19 PM

Kubert and Morrison's Batman! by George Newman	Jul 26th, 2006 08:09:15 PM
It was nice, but not Super just yet. The joker bit in the beginning was the only thing really "morrison" over-the-top about it. It's interesting that he's going with the Bruce Wayne characterization of the Bat. I haven't seen bruce wayne being the focus in a Batman comic since my dad's old eighties and early nineties issues. [born in 84](Sorry I have limited perspective on Batman, his actual ongoing comic series have never interested me much; only miniseries) I'm with this book for the authoring team only--I'm one of those comic readers that follows creators rather than characters. I'm not going to tolerate lackluster stories, or especially sub-par/copycat art. Sometimes I can't even stick with a writer if the art doesnt float my boat.
Does anyone else by El Vale	Jul 26th, 2006 08:17:34 PM
Have a hard time taking Goerge Newman seriously cause you can't help but picture him sitting in front of his computer eating Kenny Rogers chicken and cackling maniacally?
George Newman runs a crummy UHF station by George Newman	Jul 26th, 2006 09:04:14 PM
a U H F STATION!! no affiliation with seinfeld.
Damnit! by vroom socko	Jul 26th, 2006 09:39:36 PM
I was sure I typed Saucy Jack! This is what I get for writing my stuff at four in the fucking morning. *** yeah, I suck.
i havent read from hell by Darth Kal-El	Jul 26th, 2006 09:42:41 PM
do any of you hannibals want to get my address so u can send me your copy?
still a great review vroom by Darth Kal-El	Jul 26th, 2006 09:44:29 PM
and that goes for the rest of you @@$holes as well. whose the new guy? that was a good review. dare i say,MASTERful review?(i cant ever resist the easy ones)
Hey yeah by El Vale	Jul 26th, 2006 10:27:23 PM
Who the hell is this Baytor person? (I didn't get the refference Darth :( )
Before I pass out.. by Thalya	Jul 26th, 2006 11:28:08 PM
Happy B-day Heathen!!! hugs and puppies 'n stuff
hes a MASTER vale by Darth Kal-El	Jul 26th, 2006 11:49:39 PM
im a retard
btw vale by Darth Kal-El	Jul 26th, 2006 11:50:59 PM
dcp link please?
Ah yes of course my friend by El Vale	Jul 27th, 2006 12:02:43 AM
Go here, http://tinyurl.com/e6qng to the Torrentspy comic book section and check constantly. You'll see the DCP thingies with the date like so DCP 07-23-06. Tell me how it goes.
Preacher, definitely most disturbing... by CarmillaVonDoom	Jul 27th, 2006 12:17:54 AM
don't remember the issue...when Jesse walks in on ____ making nasty with sides of beef. Talk about a mercy killing. What I can't recall is the weird shit the guy is saying as he is rubbing meat all over his body..."Spread the cheese? Pound the meat?" yikes that was fucked up stuff!
thanks vale by Darth Kal-El	Jul 27th, 2006 12:26:06 AM
i loved preacher in its entirety but that is one of my favorite moments-"spread the cheese,pluck the hairs,now....say the name"
Say The Name by Baytor	Jul 27th, 2006 12:30:40 AM
And "rub the root" if I recall correctly. Serious Ennis fan, which is where the Baytor name comes from. A minor character from The Demon and Hitman, who pretty much only says "I... AM BAYTOR!!!!" And, yes, I am The Master
Ah, PREACHER... by vroom socko	Jul 27th, 2006 12:38:45 AM
Yet another example of quality from the 90's. That one will be written up eventually, but I've got a few other books in line ahead of it.
Disassembled and Angel Suicide disturbing by Homer Sexual	Jul 27th, 2006 12:43:52 AM
I felt Avengers Disassembled to be disturbing beyond others. Just wrong, to me. Emotionally I was most disturbed back when Angel committed suicide in the late 80s because his wings had been cut off. It really spoke to me.
Yeah, Battle Royale for most disturbing by dan grendel	Jul 27th, 2006 01:18:05 AM
Except for me it was Volume 8, when Mitsuko shoots Yuichiro in the belly then loses her mind, regresses to the little abused girl inside and fucks him to death. That girl needed serious help.
most disturbing...er... by blackthought	Jul 27th, 2006 01:28:10 AM
when the hulk almost raped she-hulk...er...um...otherwise i'm pretty desensitized to gore as in from hell and what not. i have a sick stomach (literally as well).
Vroom by El Vale	Jul 27th, 2006 02:22:14 AM
That's great, can't wait for the Preacher Crevice! "Say the name", yeah that was pretty disturbing. That one happens to be my least favorite Preacher storyline, but it was still great, like at the end when he kisses the black girl goodbye. "That you are as pretty as the stars at evenin'" And then he goes to find Tulip. Jesus fucking christ i love Jesse, i mean, the guy makes romance manly! *** Baytor, i like you man. You're a big Ennis fan and yet you're not afraid to claim no, the guy doesn't understand Ghost Rider. One of the best when his heart's in it, don'cha think?
Mr. Grendel by El Vale	Jul 27th, 2006 02:26:51 AM
"When Mitsuko shoots Yuichiro in the belly then loses her mind, regresses to the little abused girl inside and fucks him to death"?!?!?! Dear god i must read this!
i agree about jesse custer by Darth Kal-El	Jul 27th, 2006 02:41:00 AM
he definetly makes romance cool and manly. not to mention he makes being manly and cool and tough EXTRA manly and cool!my favorite arc is Until The End of time possibly because its the first one i read but the entire series is great. i also dont like the meatman thing as much but seriously the series cant lose. after preacher i couldnt really find a lot of ennis that i could enjoy. i didnt like the punisher or his brigade war comic(i dont even remeber what it was called)i guess he hit his peak in my mind on preacher. is there something out there i should be reading? oh and vale thanks for the link man.por eso me caes tan bien daniel!
until the end OF THE WORLD by Darth Kal-El	Jul 27th, 2006 02:48:14 AM
its been a long day
Ennis by Baytor	Jul 27th, 2006 04:57:04 AM
Ellis once talked about how he and Ennis both did what Gaiman did with Sandman, creating a comic that would go everywhere they wanted to go in a comic; so in Preacher you see drama, farce, westerns, war stories, etc. Everything that you would later come to expect to find in an Ennis comic. In some ways, everything he has ever done after that has suffered simply because it wasn't as ambitious, content in being a narrower slice of Ennis' interests. I've seen a few dismiss Ennis for being a "One Trick Pony" because everything is like Preacher, but that's still one hell of a trick. And there's a couple of amusing bits in Ghost Rider (I laughed out loud when the angel started beating up people with talking bodies), but it's the sort of empty calories that I've come to fear from Ennis' Marvel work, because there's only two of their characters he's ever bothered to like: The Punisher and Fury.
Ennis' problem by rev_skarekroe	Jul 27th, 2006 07:49:44 AM
Is that nothing since Preacher has had any heart. Just shock and ultraviolence. Except for a few of his war stories, I guess, and maybe some of the Punisher arcs.
Who's the new guy? by Squashua	Jul 27th, 2006 08:16:51 AM
Gee, thanks for asking that when I started up a couple weeks back, Kal-El... sniff
Most disturbing comic moment by MrBoinfoint	Jul 27th, 2006 09:45:01 AM
Some issue of Alpha Flight late in the first run during the stupid and pointless "World Tour" storyline. They take on Headlok or something like that, some useless Fantastic Four villain with psychic powers. Anyway, in one issue, Aurora gets locked up in an asylum with the guy and when they cut back to it for the last panel he has her skull cracked open and he's sticking his fingers in her brain. There's pieces of skull mixed in with the grey matter and his fingers are all sticky and let's just say that it was what Jules Winfield would call "Some fucked up, repugnant shit." All the more disturbing because this was Alpha Flight dammit, and I wasn't expecting it. I've read a lot of hrror comics, and seen a lot of gore, but when it comes out of nowhere in an otherwise fairly tame team book about polite Canadian superheroes, it gets to me. Of course the next issue made it clear that it was merely a "psychic representation" of what the villain was doing to Aurora, and in the process I think she might have actually had her multiple personalities healed (until the next creative team, anyway), but still. Yech.
um belated welcome Squashua, enjoying your reviews! by Shigeru	Jul 27th, 2006 09:48:07 AM
Also welcome Baytor, you sound pretty rad!
Most disturbing moment in a comic. by Shigeru	Jul 27th, 2006 09:52:25 AM
Can I pick all 12 issues of the filth? No? Okay how about some choice moments: When the lead character fucks the girl only she morphs her head to look like him...so he's like fucking himself... Also when the world's largest cruise ship goes apeshit and everyone starts killing each other, and that dude hangs the captain upside down naked and makes him eat chunks of his own daughter. Good enough for ya?
Dr. Destiny sequences in Sandman also pretty messed up by CarmillaVonDoom	Jul 27th, 2006 10:00:28 AM
I wish I still had all my sandman and preacher books...you guys are making me want to do some re-reading!!!
Dr Destiny by Shigeru	Jul 27th, 2006 10:11:46 AM
Is that the scenes in the diner from Preludes & Nocturnes? If so yeah that's up there.
Too little, too late. by Squashua	Jul 27th, 2006 10:32:00 AM
Way to fall in line and be a suck-up, Shigeru. ;-) FILTH. I missed like, 6 issues of that because the comic store forgot to order them. Great series.
most disturbing moments, etc. by The Heathen	Jul 27th, 2006 10:33:09 AM
All of Black Kiss. Ughhh. I haven't read too many things that delve into really disturbing yet, but that one I can't shake. The past two issues of walking Dead have been pretty messed up to. * I haven't read Preacher and have now finally decided to read it all thanks to the Cogs, @$$es and fellow talkbackers opinions of it. * Warm welcome Baytor and a belated one to Squashua (but to be fair, you've been in the tb's before reviewing right?). *** Thanks again for the B-Day thanks!!!
AMENDMENT TO MY 52 REVIEW by Squashua	Jul 27th, 2006 10:33:30 AM
I totally forgot to mention and be sarcastic about how the snake-lady started off with out an armband and tattoo, then gained themwhen she became a snake lady, and promptly lost the armband in her final panel appearance. Can I turn back time and call a redo? :-)
Been TB here since day one by Squashua	Jul 27th, 2006 10:35:29 AM
I think I was even complaining about the original reviewers (pre-@$$ days) who were pretty much butt-kissers. I get around.
so...these are dave_f's replacements... by blackthought	Jul 27th, 2006 10:45:28 AM
hmmm....
Replacements? by Squashua	Jul 27th, 2006 11:01:19 AM
Ha. I can't believe we've fooled you this long. Everyone here is the same guy writing it all up under different pseudonyms. We're all just Ambush Bug. We took an internal poll and I needed to drop my "Farabee" persona (he failed his Saving Throw). Of course, much like Hydra, two will replace any fallen one. I'm formed from the leftover errant parts of Farabee's inclinations towards Jodie Foster. I'm not quite sure where I came up with Baytor though... but I stole the name from "Hitman."
squashua by Darth Kal-El	Jul 27th, 2006 12:11:30 PM
dude i would have said something but your not new. are you? maybe im thinking youve been around reviewing because of seeing yopur name in the tbs? my bad welcome and hey i dig your reviews too
Is THAT what the DCP stuff was???? by superhero	Jul 27th, 2006 12:12:29 PM
I always wondered what that was on the torrent sites...Now I know...
Oh, and my copy of From Hell is signed by Eddie Campell by superhero	Jul 27th, 2006 12:15:11 PM
And has a little doodle in it which he personalized to me...shut up, I know you're jealous. Can I hel it if I have a cool wife who bought it for me at Comic-Con years ago?
Really, we should have seen it coming.. by Psynapse	Jul 27th, 2006 12:58:54 PM
SPOILER ALERT* The minute we saw futureGert we shold have known. Traveling backwards in time in the Marvel U. creates a tangential future out of the future you came from. BKV knows his Marvel continuity and the art of the Red Herring to be sure. END SPOILER
Yes, but: by Shigeru	Jul 27th, 2006 01:28:00 PM
FutureGert was HOT! I mean, c'mon....Tits! Dammit, TITS!
Yes, yes she was..... by Psynapse	Jul 27th, 2006 01:33:28 PM
And I'm betting (still haven't read it yet-picking up tonite)Wilder's offering to the Gibborim was utterly fucked up in the process 'cause ole Gert was a dirty girl who did the nasty.
not quite, Psy by The Heathen	Jul 27th, 2006 01:51:38 PM
but it's something like that, but not how you think.
Goddammit..... by Psynapse	Jul 27th, 2006 02:12:15 PM
THe LCS closes at 7 today and I work until 7:30 so I have to wait until tomorrow to pick it up. Goddammit. Okay well spoil me this: Does that dummbass "we're SO gonna be on television" fluffy fuck get what's comin' to him? For that matter does all of Pride 2.0 get royally fucked up? I SO want all 3 of those basement dwellers to get tickets to a theatre of pain. And Geoffrey Wilder? PLEASE tell me he dies again. E-mail me if you don't wanna post it. PS-Yo Arkh! Hmm...maybe...time is a commodity for me now though......
Morrison's first Batman by The Heathen	Jul 27th, 2006 02:27:20 PM
It was Batman, it was Morrisonian, it was superb. Kuberts pencils looked a little 'old handed' though. You know the way great artists like Neal Adams or Frank Miller seem to get clunkier and more sketchy with age? Maybe I'll catch flak for that, but that's what I thought. Still, I thought the book was great. The importance of Bruce Wayne as a character. The way Alfred tells him to lose the growl he used to practice for hours as Batman that he now always talks in. Batman's line to Jim Gordon about the 'neck'. The new Batmobile that's not finished under the tarp. The two poles that Batman and Robin use to slide down into the Batcave (I'm serious, no puns meant). All these little things that we usually don't have in comics. I'm glad I read Son of the Demon a few weeks ago too. A wise investment. I wonder what the ill willed moviemack thought of this? I'm sure he hated it, but I can't see how anybody could
i dropped runaways by Darth Kal-El	Jul 27th, 2006 02:36:26 PM
a while back from my monthlies but from all the unabashed praise it gets i think im going to track down the trades and catch up. thanks all for making sure im not surprised when gert bites it.heathen you MUST,you owe it to yourself to pick up preacher!also for heath and any other 360 owners-GO GET PREY!!!! dont wait dont read anymore comic talkback stuff GO!!!! this game is amazing both graphically and gameplay wise. its from 3drealms and it has all sorts of badassery in the duke nukem vein. and a pretty sweet multiplayer too....here are some screen shots. i promise youll thank me for this!*http://tinyurl.com/n7t zw*also galaga came out for download on xbox live arcade! who wants to compete for high scores? my xbox live user name is 'Samuraihellrzr'.come get an old scool ass whuppin!
The whole thing with the joker at the beginning seemed by Engineer_at_peac	Jul 27th, 2006 02:39:40 PM
pointless. It was like it was made for the express purpose of being put out there as a preview to make people go "WTF?" and didn't really add anything to the story.
re: Engineer_at_peac SPOILERS by The Heathen	Jul 27th, 2006 02:47:13 PM
Not true. The point was to show that besides Two Face, every other major nut jub villian in Gotham has been brought in by Batman and Robin after their year away. They came back invigorated and cleaned up Gotham's streets. Which is what led to Bruce taking a trip/break from Gotham which of course won't last long no matter where he travels. Joker was of course (excluding Two Face) the biggest bad to put away and Batman did so (Love the way he threw him into the dumpster after he'd been shot in the face, it's like he didn't shoot him, but he doesn't have to give a shit if he's been shot). Plus, Morrison had fun with the fake Batman having a gun and shooting Mr. J, which surely many people freaked out about in private until they saw the next page. Oh, us fanboys!
News from Inside the Shell by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 27th, 2006 02:49:36 PM
So, I was surfin' around amazon lookin' for TPBs and what do I come across but a cavalcade of shit what was recommended to me by me own mates, The Cogs. Being the prudent and oppotunistic chelopod that I am, I was quick t' order meself a fine selection of titles that are sure to be full of sights and fucking wonders the likes of which this world 'as rarely seen, or so I'm told. Coming my way are Vol. 3-5 of Cable/Deadpool, and the first vols. of GLC, Walking Dead, and Runaways. I await my prize with barely contained fervor. Of course, should any of these fine items fail to arrive, protocol only requires swift and permanent retribution. Time will tell. On an unrelated note, the Turtle won $90(American) at 8-ball last night, $80 of which on one shot alone. That being said, this is the first occasion I've had to say this: I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!
Yea Vale, you should by dan grendel	Jul 27th, 2006 02:50:26 PM
read Battle Royale. It's up tehre with my top manga series of all time. Dave Farabee reviewed it a couple times and hit the whole series, so I've never reviewed any of it. It's touching, vicious, in all ways superb, and definitely not for kids.
nice job on the win turtle by Darth Kal-El	Jul 27th, 2006 02:56:34 PM
NOW GO BUY PREY!!
and amazon by Darth Kal-El	Jul 27th, 2006 03:00:59 PM
could not be cooler for buying trades.i recently ordered a few that im expecting any day now with, no doubt, just as much fervor. i bought some trades at con at a half off table too. i bought the xmen trade for extinction agenda, the halo trade and a trade called ultimate adventures which appears to be a barely concelead attempt at having a 'batman' character in the ultimate universe. if u havent read it yet please dont. i consider you all pretty cool people for the most part and would not like to see you hurt in any way. i cant even wipe my ass with it since the fancy trade paper stock would hurt like a motherfucker.
Can't buy Prey... by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 27th, 2006 03:05:42 PM
...I don't have a 360. And no, I won't be getting one anytime soon. Next console I buy will be named after my penis, as all things SHOULD!
how is that halo trade darth? by blackthought	Jul 27th, 2006 03:09:34 PM

Oh God Darth..... by Psynapse	Jul 27th, 2006 03:25:01 PM
You're gonna wish you'd bought something other than X-tinction (remember THAT craptacular habit Marvel fell into?? X-Cutioner and all that shit like that) Agenda. That was back when I was still silly enough to hope Claremont had a clue where he was going.......
Halo trade by The Heathen	Jul 27th, 2006 03:31:51 PM
I need to be ordering that myself soon. It's going to have an ongoing in 2007 too I hear. Nice for the Halo freaks like me. * In other news: Monster House is the best movie of the summer, maybe the year. And Mogwai is going to be on The Fountain soundtrack. I'm happy. : ) * Darth, I will get Prey in the next week or two. I hear rave stuff. Thanks. *** Turtle, which Walking Dead and Runaways trades did you get?
The DS teaches you how to cook: by Shigeru	Jul 27th, 2006 03:51:12 PM
http://ip1.imgbbs.jp/read2/DSO ryouriNavi/ I fucking love Japanese people.
Yeah Battle Royale has GOT to have my most disturbing by superhero	Jul 27th, 2006 03:55:42 PM
moment...Crazy hot chick having sex with the body of the boy that she has just killed as he slowly dies. Craziest thing I've seen in a comic EVER. And I've seen some crazy comic stuff let me tell you. Forget what volume it was in but that scene just takes the cake.
Heath... by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 27th, 2006 04:03:14 PM
I got Book 1 (Iss. 1-12) of Walking Dead (not cheap), and vol 1 (Iss. 1-4?) of Runaways
OOOH! I forgot to mention... by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 27th, 2006 04:15:20 PM
...the Cable/Deadpool Vol.2 is signed by Fab himself. I'm sure he signed thousands, but still. I declare that it will be nifty.
Nice, GreatA by The Heathen	Jul 27th, 2006 04:16:46 PM
You'll love those. Look into the HC for the entire 18 issue Vol. 1 run of Runaways. I think you can get it cheaper than most things that thick. *** I don't know if stuff like that Battle royle is my cup of tea. That sounds so bizarre. I'm curious, but I'm not sure how much.
Battle Royale.... by Psynapse	Jul 27th, 2006 04:25:33 PM
Is the Chuck Norris of sequential art stories. Check it out Heath, it WILL disturb the unholy fuck out of you along the way but moreso for the thematic exploration than the prurient moments. For one thing it constantly brings you back to examining the society that perpetuated this bizarre behavior. (not to mention some scathing commentary on the 'real' world in the process)
monster house kicked much ass indeed heath... by blackthought	Jul 27th, 2006 04:32:59 PM
i finally made one of them pre-screening for little miss sunshine and it was quite funny and carell played his role fantastically. funny, touching movie about a fucked up family. alan arkin's heroin sniffing escapades came off well. oh and comics are great. that runaways hard cover vol. 1 was handled pretty well...looks nice on the bookshelf. and right now i'm rendering...a life wasted on rendering...i've aged...
and remember... by blackthought	Jul 27th, 2006 04:35:17 PM
joey quesada vs. colbert tonight on the report...i hope colbert sics a bear on him...that's just me though...maybe...
nice pics on the trades turtle by Darth Kal-El	Jul 27th, 2006 04:52:55 PM
and yeah monster house kicks all kinds of ass. i ditched work on monday and went and caught it with the girl and we both loved it.chowder is an honorary cog for sure!i havent read the halo trade yet but its in my pile. and psy i figured it might suck. i flipped through it and i noticed some lifeld art but it was only 5 bucks so i figure if all else fails i can resell it on amazon.battle royal is cool but highly disturbing just judging from the few ive read briefly through at barnes. they actually also have a novel which i heard is gruesome times 10. isnt there also a movie somewhere?and turtle i know u meant the wii but im so hooked on 360 im thinking of renaming my penis that! 'hey baby come over to my place and ill show u my Xbox 360.'
Colbert comic by Engineer_at_peac	Jul 27th, 2006 04:55:59 PM
I heard some company(can't remember which) is actually going to be making an "Alpah Squad 7: Lady Nocturne, a Tek Jansen Adventure" book.
Battle Royale... by Psynapse	Jul 27th, 2006 05:14:30 PM
Is a novel, a movie (with a less than impresive sequel), and a manga series. The Manga is the most detailed version of the story in my opinion. Oh and Boogiepop is now in english!! The novels as well as the manga no less. I highly recommend it for fans of cerebral Sci-Fi/Horror hybrids. Boogiepop & Fire Witch 4-evah!!
Engineer by vroom socko	Jul 27th, 2006 05:21:08 PM
It's Oni that's going to be doing the Tek Jansen comic. The same people that are doing a My Name Is Earl book.
Oni is doing the Colbert comic by dan grendel	Jul 27th, 2006 05:23:27 PM
and that scene was in Battle Royale volume 8, superhero.
New Avengers #22 by The Heathen	Jul 27th, 2006 05:30:14 PM
When Bendis is good, he's great. I dug this issue about Luke cage and his decision regarding the registration act. I smiled a couple of times because of some great dialogue from Luke to his baby, Jess and some kids. Also, another point at the end. This is the Bendii's strong suit, the dialogue (when edited proper) is great stuff, especially with couples like Luke and Jess. Now that he's ALSO going to be writing the Mighty Avengers with Cho, does that mean one book will be the talky non-avenging and one will be all action? I'd much prefer an approach like this issue and the New Avengers Annual that you know
.... by blackthought	Jul 27th, 2006 05:34:45 PM

when is the colbert report on bt? by Shigeru	Jul 27th, 2006 05:44:33 PM
....?
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY WiiNIS! by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 27th, 2006 05:45:34 PM
And, quick, somebody call in and tell Colbert that Joey Da Q is really a bear sleeper cell!
Colbert Report, 11:30 PM after Daily Show by The Heathen	Jul 27th, 2006 06:42:31 PM

That John Byrne draws a mighty fine She-Hulk by MrBoinfoint	Jul 27th, 2006 06:58:54 PM
That's all.
11 30 p.m. eastern, 10 30 p.m. central by blackthought	Jul 27th, 2006 09:02:57 PM

Thank you cogs by Shigeru	Jul 27th, 2006 09:21:24 PM
Your kindness with TV schedule times (and sexual favors wink wink nudge nudge) is much appreciated...
you meant rendering favors i hope... by blackthought	Jul 27th, 2006 09:45:03 PM
thats all i have to offer.
Well since you guys by El Vale	Jul 28th, 2006 01:21:08 AM
Don't give a shit about the stuff i've read recently, here's part 2, as a bright and beaming fuck you (a rhyme): Let's start with Blankets. Read the damn thing in about two nights. Thoroughly impressed to say the least. I was so fucking involved with it, it's not even funny. When he was gonna burn her stuff i got choked up. "Don't burn it, Craig, please don't burn it!". Beautiful book. It's a great find, maybe people should read it or something. * I started reading Ennis' Hitman. It's quite enjoyable but so far nothing to write home about. Some funny lines and shit but not the hilarity i'd been told to expect, but i think i'm too early in the series to start judging just yet. I'll give it a few issues. * Also started reading Sandman. I'm at the very beggining and i have to say, so far i haven't really gotten into it. Some good ideas here and there and obviously good storytelling and shit but i don't know. Maybe it's the art or something, i find it a little impenetrable for my tastes. Dr Destiny? What issue is this? * Also started reading Moore's Swamp Thing which is this comic from the 80s, i bet you've heard about it. It's really good, i promise! * Started reading (jesus, that's getting old) Top 10 and i find the art impenetrable as well. DLed The 49ers and Ha's painted art looked beautiful and, well, penetrable (like a pretty girl), so i guess it's Zander Cannon's inks that fuck it up for me. Nice going Zander, you fucked Top Ten up for me, thanks. * Y's been pretty great these past few months, don't you think? #47 was quite memorable because of, aside from the um...well the whole story, Yorick's joke about eating pussy. "Laughter died with the dudes". CLassic. * Read Illuminati and i can't remember a single moment from it, so i guess that says it all. Bendis sucks. * Read that New Avengers Annual and i enjoyed every minute (panel?)of it, it was a very cool superhero comic. Bendis rules. * Continuing with the Bendis theme, i read the latest Ultimate Spider Man and it was GREAT! Yes, great. A fucking Spider Man comic. Do you know that feeling you get when you jump into a series 97 issues in and you feel involved with everything that's going on? Jesus, blew me away. This is the superhero book you hand over to kids, no question about it. Didn't even mind Bagley's crappy art!!! Anyway count me in for this Clone Saga storyline, DCP guys. * Brubaker's second Uncanny was kinda cool, kinda forgettable. Nothing fancy or exciting or imaginative, but it was definitelly well done. Hated the fact that you had to have a fight with the guard things for fighting purposes, but i liked the fact that Bru tried to make it more than just that by making the characters a little tragic. Still felt like a Writing (hey Vern) tool, and i hate it when they're that obvious. The art was better than i expected. WAAAY better than i expected, but still not good. * Usagi Yoyimbo (my first Usagi ever) made me think "Jesus that rabbit is badass!" and that's only happened once before in my life. It was during Monty Python's Search for the holy grail or whatever it's called. So yeah nice job there Stan Sakai. That said, it was a quick read and a little lightweight (but not that much), so i guess trades are the way to go with this title. Cause i can see it working that way. *** Read Solo #11 showcasing Sergio Aragones NOW people! Great art, a wide range of good-to-great stories, and lots of laughs. blackthought mode Ah DC...you have cancelled Solo and now you must die...by way of Kiefer Sutherland's heat vision...yes...um...mondays. * Anyone read Witchblade #98? No? Well let me tell ya, it's way better than you expect and still not worth your hard earned dollars/estimated download time. * Oh and lest i forget: The Goon #18 sucked ass. Jesus christ what a stinker. How is it that a brilliant concept like "El lagarto hombre" doesn't make you laugh but actually makes you cringe? Maybe it's cause i speak spanish and the shit it was screaming wasn't really funny. I don't know. Nice art tho', you guys were right. The art is good. Not woth it, tho'. I think that's it. Darth, i know you read this buddy, i'm counting on you!
Shit! by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 03:41:29 AM
right before the last line i was reading the goon thing and thnking to myself 'i bet im the only damn one whos going to read the whole damn thing'.crazy vale
i read it... by blackthought	Jul 28th, 2006 07:50:25 AM
it still kicks ass...i love the goon and franky is such a mench. i didn't know i had a mode...if so, i venture to say it would be one of rendering. ah, rendering...the most excrutiating side of cg art and animation...i hope to have all this stuff rendered by christmas...why doesn't my school get network rendering? they have the set up...do they hate their students that much? i just re-read x-statix by the way...that book was really good...i miss it.
Did, Vale post something? by The Heathen	Jul 28th, 2006 09:00:07 AM
More importantly, did he like an issue of Astonishing X-Men and dislike a Bendis comic? Wha? I'm still in shock, especially about the Witchblade thing. Who reads Witchblade? * Of course I have Blankets, but I'm going to deny myself that pleasure until it's at least only 90 degrees in Florida. Can't wait though! * Illuminati did suck. It was the beginning of the STORIES influence over Iron Man and Reed. I hope the Hulk hits the earth like falling comet and fucks the unholy hell out of all of them, SPOILER Thor too SPOILER but that's not because I hate those characters (I really love them) but because Editorial (DaQ, Alonso, Millar and Bendis for kicks). *** New Avengers Annual was fantastic. It was one of the best superhero comics I've read in a while (check out Wolvie #41, Ares and Son of M though). Easily the best issue of New Avengers. Now if only every issue was at least that balanced. wishes * I'm digging Bru's Uncanny. Darwin is one of my favorite new characters. This issue and the way the characters are all balancing out like Havoc and Warpath's banter. Darwin disobeying Charles to help his new teammates. Polaris' opening the door. Great stuff. Could be classic by the end. I'm also loving Brubakers Daredevil. I used to be able to read a few issues at a time with that series and now I'm searching through my pile for it. * Waiting to read the last issues of SOLO after I'm caught up with all these timely matters. *** Witchblade? Really?
Colbert Report by The Heathen	Jul 28th, 2006 09:01:47 AM
The segment before DaQ was hilarious, the interview? Not so much.
WFT? It's Friday!!! by The Heathen	Jul 28th, 2006 11:19:47 AM
It's a celebration bitches! Beeyahhhh!!!! *** Mark Waid and Adam Hughes two page origin of Wonder Woman in the back of 52 was better than the entire Donna Troy thing. Anyone else think so?
I totally forgot last night by Engineer_at_peac	Jul 28th, 2006 11:30:30 AM
I was involved in a minimum wage argument over at Something Awful. Has anyone youtubed the Quesada/Colbert thing?(or the skit before it which you said was funny)
MIRACLEMAN is the MOST DISTURBING by RezE11even	Jul 28th, 2006 11:35:04 AM
And you call yourself comic fans! Some of the stuff seen in issues of MM is at the top of the "What the shit?!" list.
not sure if it's YouTubed yet, Engineer by The Heathen	Jul 28th, 2006 11:57:37 AM
I think they re-show it today at random times, maybe 6 or 7ish after work
I care, Vale by Shigeru	Jul 28th, 2006 12:02:10 PM
I read the whole thing and everything. Even though you are cursed to a firey death for saying Bagleys art sucks.
Miracle Man.. by thecomedian	Jul 28th, 2006 12:09:26 PM
You know it's funny but if you look back Miracle Man seems to me to be waaaay more influencial on the nihilistic nu-realism books that were big a couple of years ago than Watchmen and Dark Knight combined. I basically reads like "Ultimate Shazam" and you can see it's influence all over the place in The Authority and all it's subsequent rip offs.
Friday by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 12:32:02 PM
im so glad this week is almost over! i havent even had the chance to upload my con pics since its been so busy for me.i went to the lcs yesterday and didnt fidn anything to pick up except the latest issue of powers. man that book is bendis at his best imo.the colbert thing was ok.its funny but the way quesada was talking about civil war almost made me want to check it out. the thing about it is i see all these comics with the civil war logo and then something caleld frontline which i gather is supposd to be the news people of the marvel u reporting from the front line of the war. is there also a mini called civil war thats coming out? because i damn sure dont want to buy all those tie in issues. wait what am i saying? im not going to buy any of these comics. from whose out there reading-will it be worth it as a trade later on?
too early to tell, Kal-El by The Heathen	Jul 28th, 2006 12:55:26 PM
It looks gorgeous, it's written well as a story, but not written well for some of the characters and it's definitely got people talking. I'll even go as far to say that if you have no idea who any of these people are, like your just some average Joe that this is being marketed toward - you may really like it. Problem is, neither you nor I don't not know the Marvel Universe.
true words by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 01:35:32 PM
thanks captain i appreciate the response. i dotn know the art ive seen in promos looks cool but i havent flipped through any of the books.i stopped reading everything marvel except for AXM becasue im tired of the whole 'u must buy every single comic we publish' thing.
MiracleMan.... by Psynapse	Jul 28th, 2006 01:37:52 PM
Remember, most of that WAS written by Alan Moore.....
You guys are awesome by El Vale	Jul 28th, 2006 02:01:52 PM
Let's do this: Darth, that's why whe love you man * blackthought, what is cog art? * Heath, i'm gonna give you a more in depth report on Uncanny and Witchblade in a few minutes * Shigeru, oh my god you totally misread me! I didn't say "Bagley's art sucks", i said "Bagley's crappy art". Thanks for reading Shig Shig * Psy, you just blew my mind.
Sweet! by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 02:29:34 PM
vale your last post was almost a cog roll call!
more in depth report by The Heathen	Jul 28th, 2006 02:31:35 PM
Did you read #475 before #476? Not that you really need to, but just wondering. *** Anybody know if there's like a definitive TMNT comic collection? I'd be interested in that.
colbert reruns times... by blackthought	Jul 28th, 2006 02:52:36 PM
i know this because i catch em' alot. colbert re-airs at 7:30 am central/8:30 eastern in the morning and then again in the evening at 7:30 pm central/8:30 eastern. i was laughing my ass off during colberts visiting the d.c. district which isn't a state which he points out to the soon to become angry black lady who can't vote...i liked how she said she's not attracted to his vanilla-ness...to which colbert says you mean french vanilla...seriously good shite. the joey q...meh..but that's how i feel about the guy, ha. oh friday...and i'm still rendering...some of these cg stills don't look like full shit at least.
anytime your rendering and shit's not involved is good by The Heathen	Jul 28th, 2006 02:58:07 PM
da? Yeah, Colbert, I love when he was like I don't have to be French, do the people in Louisiana call their hats ber-ets or cook fill-ets? So good.
Heath by El Vale	Jul 28th, 2006 03:00:11 PM
No...oh god i'm a complete hack! runs off crying
My beef with Uncanny, by El Vale by El Vale	Jul 28th, 2006 03:01:46 PM
Alright so what's the deal? When we first encounter them, our heroes are bursting through some access tunnels that lead to a hidden Shi'ar base inside a lifeless volcano in upstate New York, where they'll try to find an interstellar ship so they can track Vulcan (?) and keep him from destroying everything in his path. Inside the Shi'ar base they encounter strange and horribly mutated guard entities with tragic origins who really just want to die, deep down inside. The X-Men kill them and then find the ship they were looking for, so they embark on their space adventure only to find Vulcan has already destroyed at least one of the stargates they need in order to reach Shi'ar space. No, these are not the first 4 pages of a Morrison penned X-Men comic, it's an entire issue. And that's why it never connected with me and that's why it never felt like i was having a great fucking time reading this X-Men comic; basically this is a comic that knows it's decompressed and isn't that embarrassing, so it tries to hide it. Isn't that the worst kind of decompression? There's a lot of shit going on in this issue but then when it's all over you get the impression like nothing really happened. It's like an adventure to retrieve your parent's car out of your garage with your friend Tom; and then you take it out and there's a red light at the corner. On the way to the car tho', there were many obstacles, like a dog (your dog), and some boxes you had to make your way through. There was clever banter between you and Tom, like when you said "I'm gonna make my way through these boxes" and Tom went "Yeah right--like i'm letting you have all the fun!". Wasn't that exciting tho'?
why vale and trades rule by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 03:20:30 PM
see above
It was a blistering summer day.... by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 28th, 2006 03:32:13 PM
...you know, the kind that makes Hell look like Aspen, and your one driving force is to find a way to aim the fan at yourself at just the right angle so that you can pass out in peace. you look out the window to see the heat rise off the pavement creating the illusion that world itself is a pat of butter on the frying pan, and you're the bacon. It's times like this when you wish you were still in school basking in all of it's air conditioned glory. Then you remember, there is no school anymore. There's no work. The city has melted away. The end has come bringing with it a slow strangling death by degrees Kelvin. Leaving you with only one sane course of action. Opening the freezer door and burring your sweaty balls in the ice machine. FUCK IT'S HOT!
I don't believe they rerun on Friday evening however by Engineer_at_peac	Jul 28th, 2006 03:35:43 PM
Because Comedy Central shows Standup starting at 8:00, 7:00 central on Friday night.s
when i was younger by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 03:43:43 PM
i had a buddy of mine who was also into comics. wed go to the lcs every week and talk about them at school. anyways i remembered because of vale talking about Uncanny. see my friend was maybe not the sharpest knife in the drawer and he pronounced 'uncanny' as 'you nana see'
Well at least I'm blowing something..... by Psynapse	Jul 28th, 2006 03:47:07 PM
badump-bump! Thank you folks, I'll be here all week....
dont drink the ice tea at turtles by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 03:48:24 PM

And that is why Florida kicks California's ass... by Psynapse	Jul 28th, 2006 03:52:25 PM
triple digit heat my ass...
Cali does suck, but... by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 28th, 2006 04:00:53 PM
FUCK FLORIDA! Went there once, and I've never been more ill. Literally. I think I caught some cuban flu or some shit...actually lots of shit, all over the wall cause I couldn't make it to the pot in time.
My beef with Witchblade, or Does anyone give a Shit by El Vale	Jul 28th, 2006 04:01:37 PM
Some backstory: Witchblade was one of the first titles i started reading when i got serious about comics. When comics first became something of an obsession for me. You know what did it, initially? Heroes reborn. See, the Hulk had LONG HAIR, how abysmally original and dangerous! That Rob Liefeld guy certainly can draw! Anyway i was confused, cut me some slack here. One day my friend came to school and showed me his copy of something called Wizard magazine and fuck me, it was like waking up one day and discovering you had all sorts of pubes or something, it was very exciting. There was this 2 page ad for Image comics and it just blew my mind. There was this dead guy with green eyes and of course maggots who was screaming, there was a Savage Dragon, there was this chick called Gen 13 who was flexing her muscles and displaying her otherwise fantastic ass, and how would i even pronounce her name? And there was this half naked chick with this glove (and panties) made out of weird stone stuff and marbles. She was holding a gun and was covering her tits with her hands...and her name was Witchblade. Listen, i was 12 okay? I was thoroughy impressed. You have no idea how impressed i was. My penis was impressed also. Anyway, during those early comic book collecting days i was into Top Cow (and how could i not), and here's what i learned from reading a bunch of non-consecutive issues of this comic called Witchblade: The Witchblade is an ancient artifact that enjoys wrapping itself up around hot chicks, making fire and being mysterious. It also may or may not be a gift from the Gods or the Aliens. Currently tho', it's chosen its new wearer, some NY police officer called Sarah Pezzini. She is hot, conflicted and doesn't like to smile all that much. Plus, she doesn't like to expose herself and her amazing body all that much either, which is too bad for her because the Witchblade doesn't really like clothes. Aside from that, Sarah's dad died, so she sulks a lot, she has a beef with some guy named Kenneth Irons, and is in love with this long haired killer called Ian Nottingham who is british and dreamy (Like a badass Hugh Grant), or so we're told. There's also this guy called Jake. He's Sarah's partner and boy is he a piece of work. I mean the guy is SILLY. Sarah loves him but only as a frend, so that's too bad for Jake who is in love with Sarah obviously. Thing is, this Jake guy is no Ian Nottingham. He's always getting into trouble and getting his ass kicked because even tho' he's a cop this guy is completely useless. Actually, he's Steve Buscemi. Inside Brad Pitt's body. If Brad Pitt was a lot hotter. I don't understand it either. There's also mafia, ninjas, other Witchblade Ladies, more Kenneth Irons flashbacks than you can shake a stick at, and Michael Turner art. Anyway this Ian Nottingham is a fucking bastard, let's get back to him. He enjoys killing people with his swords, getting Sarah out of trouble, kissing her and then dumping her and getting lectures from her every time he shows up to save her ass from some crazy ninja with Tiger tattoos. One day tho', Sarah will realize this Ian guy can't commit cause he loves cutting people's heads off more than he enjoys sleeping with her and sharing an apartment. Come to think of it maybe this guy's gay. *** So now it's 2006, it's been like 4 years since last i read a Witchblade comic and the title's approaching #100 so i decide to dl the latest issue to check it out. Catch up. Whatever. Here's what i learned from reading it: Some cop guy has a crush on Sarah. They went out on a date a couple days ago but she had to leave to tend to some Witchblade related problems. Jake's in a coma (haha, he prolly fell from a bridge or something). Ian Nottingham still enjoys slashing Yakuza up with his Katana, holding Sarah real close when she's lecturing him, lying to her, having long black hair and smirking. Major developments: 1) No sign of Kenneth Irons. Maybe next issue will have a flashback in which Irons walks around some castle and concentrates a lot. And 2) The Witchblade likes clothes now. It has developed a fashion sense. A kinship with its bearer. The age old question has been answered: Can Witchblades learn stuff? The answer is yes (duh). The actual issue was well done and i really liked the art and the colours, but i think it's safe to say Witchblade is the same old shit it always was and i don't see how it could go anywhere else if people with no imagination keep writing it. Maybe someday tho'.
it's humid as shit here though, Psy by The Heathen	Jul 28th, 2006 04:01:59 PM
we rule because we don't have quakes
Hmm by The Heathen	Jul 28th, 2006 04:13:25 PM
I never knew any of that
News from Colombia by El Vale	Jul 28th, 2006 04:18:35 PM
I'm suing The Heathen this week for some shit regarding Wolverine and italian artists (don't ask).
All of my pleasures are guilty... by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 28th, 2006 04:20:48 PM
...of being supremely KICK-ASS! God, I love me!
We still win.. by Psynapse	Jul 28th, 2006 04:26:45 PM
I'll take humidity over smog any day. The number one pollutant for Tampa bay is freaking OZONE can you dig it? I said it then, I'll say it again: Florida kicks California's ass. I said it high, I'll say it for life: FLORIDA KICKS CALIFORNIA'S ASS.
Wtchblade who? by Psynapse	Jul 28th, 2006 04:30:50 PM
Seriously, she's no Power Girl so I really don't see what the fuss is about. Yancy Butler looks like she likes it up the butt when sauced though......
What's this Guilt shit? by Psynapse	Jul 28th, 2006 04:33:53 PM
I mean, I keep hearing about it but I have NO idea what people are talking about......
Psy by El Vale	Jul 28th, 2006 04:40:50 PM
There is no fuss. Sorry to dissapoint hug.
What?!? I was told there would be fuss!! by Psynapse	Jul 28th, 2006 04:58:15 PM
Guess I bought all of these handguns for nothing then. hugs back atcha Vale (*_^)
Cali sucks right now cuz of the weather by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 05:37:36 PM
and i personally didnt like florida much either when i went. give me albuquerque,new mexico any day over either.good withcblade recap vale-reminded me fondly of why i used to read it too(including the boner factor).that and asencion was actually a lot of the reason i started getting back into comics. so hey the late 90s had cool stuff and especially top cow was awesome back in the day. u dont hear much about them nowadays do u?yes heath he actually pronounced it like that!what a goof!no fuss? but i brought chips!hugs everyone
lets not get into a debate over which state is better by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 05:49:34 PM
my xbox 360 kicks shig right in Wii!
'THE wii" not "wii" by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 05:50:55 PM

Let's have some chips then by El Vale	Jul 28th, 2006 06:48:16 PM
MY Witchblade recap should be printed in the column, don't you think? Cause it's so genius? My Uncanny review was great too, go ahead and print it, Ambush Bug, thanks.
they should by Darth Kal-El	Jul 28th, 2006 07:02:01 PM
let the cogs handle a guest column of tales from the crevice. and the first one can be vale's withcblade recap.
y'all get hardons for single ish stories by Tall_Boy	Jul 28th, 2006 11:55:39 PM
Bashing single issue storylines is the new bashing 6 issue storylines. Get with the program, yo.
Aww crap. I'm being sued! by The Heathen	Jul 29th, 2006 02:40:22 PM
Damn that Simone Bianchi and Jeph Loeb! The pages so far are bad ass. *** Florida does kick-ass, Psy. Born and raised here. Although, I loved Maine when I was there one summer - not winter (it's realy cold then, huh Shig?) I actually love florida so much that I'm taking a vacation to St. Augustine.
Hey Heath by El Vale	Jul 29th, 2006 03:10:07 PM
Just read New Avengers #22 and i loved it. Great rythm throughout. The stuff leading up to the action was touching, actually, and made all the sense in the world. Then when SHIELD came a-knockin' and Luke went batshit, i was like Yes! Then when the neighbors started fighting da man i was like YES! Then when Cap and DD and Sidekick showed up to kick some ass i was like OH MY GOD YES! And then when they took over the SHIELD tank i crapped my pants. The epilogue with Jessica was touching too, man. And listen, i don't give a shit about Civil War, i mean this was just a really well done single issue.
Ditto on New Avengers #22, Vale by The Heathen	Jul 29th, 2006 04:09:55 PM
this issue and the Annual are Bendis at his best with superheros. I agree with everything you said my friend.
Saw Miami Vice las night by The Heathen	Jul 29th, 2006 04:13:05 PM
Not Mann's best work, not even close. It has a great opening, a slowwww repetitive middle (about an hour and a half) and a decent ending. Overall? Can't touch Heat or Collateral.
it's 100 degrees outside and i'm sleepy by blackthought	Jul 29th, 2006 04:41:03 PM

sleep tight by The Heathen	Jul 29th, 2006 07:17:57 PM
does M. Night's movie bite? The wife and I might see it tonight.
heaths a poet and he dont know it by Darth Kal-El	Jul 29th, 2006 09:18:55 PM
i saw miami vice and its a very cool movie imo.i want to see it again and not have to sit 2 rows from the front. i could see jamie foxx's pores
i saw miami vice last night as well by blackthought	Jul 29th, 2006 09:24:10 PM
and i found alot to admire though there were problems that took me out of it at times but holy fuck can man blow a skull or two. so cool movie indeed and i here you darth on the pores...that hd viper cam catches such immense detail...and as a colombian it's nice to see us play the villains ha. miami looks a bit different since the time i used to live there.
"my penis was impressed too" by Shigeru	Jul 30th, 2006 10:25:23 AM
hahahahha
LET ME CLEAR SOMETHING UP FOR YA by Shigeru	Jul 30th, 2006 10:31:36 AM
MAINE > CALIFORNIA > FLORIDA. The end. And remember I've lived in Maine and FL. Florida is full of hicks and rednecks and humidity. And fucking fire ants. (I will give it St Augusine tho...that town kicks all sorts of ass.) LA sucks balls but surrounding areas are grand and beautiful. Plus I would rather say "I lived through an earthquake" than "I lived through a hurricane". Maine doesn't have earthquakes or hurricanes. It has loads of snow but it's real pretty (when you're not shoveling it). And the springs and summers are beautiful and not too hot and there's like a billion lakes to swim in. So nyah!
Oh, and there's no fire ants in Maine either. by Shigeru	Jul 30th, 2006 10:32:49 AM
Just some bears that will eat you.
Boston represent by Shigeru	Jul 30th, 2006 11:02:08 AM
http://tinyurl.com/edz7p
ah fire ants...a cog rogue if i ever saw one by blackthought	Jul 30th, 2006 12:45:25 PM

fire ants by The Heathen	Jul 30th, 2006 02:43:32 PM
bite. Definitely a Cog Rogue, those evil bastards. I think I would love Maine the most out of those three too, Shig. I was there for only a few weeks, but I loved everything about it. *** Miami Vice. Mann can surely blow some heads off! That opening sniper fire on the car was brutal and real looking. The sound of the guns and the fire is what get's me. Everything sounds REAL. That's what blew me away for the battle in Heat. Miami Vice is all sorts of cool, but that overly long middle is what did me in. That, and Crockett and Tubbs weren't really too trusting of partners and didn't spend enough screen time together. Jamie Fox got the shaft too I felt. I better quit typing or I'll have nothing for my review. ; )
Maine sounds nice by El Vale	Jul 30th, 2006 05:31:17 PM
I love Bogota tho'. We have no earthquakes, no hurricanes...we get some flooding during rain season, but they only affect poor people. Take THAT poor people, not even the weather likes you ha ha! It's mildly cold all year long but you get lots of sun (today is babeautiful day)...open blue skies, dry sun and cold wind to cool it off. Man i should be outside right now! And no fire ants either, i mean what the fuck. Also, no roaches (YES!!!) The End. Epilogue: I have never seen snow in my life :(
Taht was supposed to be by El Vale	Jul 30th, 2006 05:32:44 PM
IT only affects...and i don't know what bebeautiful is, but it sounds nice.
And that was supposed to be tHat. THAT!!! by El Vale	Jul 30th, 2006 05:36:56 PM
Thanks everyone.
My Miami Vice review by The Heathen	Jul 30th, 2006 06:51:38 PM
http://tinyurl.com/bqolp *** ColOmbia sounds nice too with the perfect weather and hot maids and what not, huh Vale? So humid right now. Balls
Nah man by El Vale	Jul 30th, 2006 07:41:03 PM
It'll be like a month before it airs here...las week, as you remember, was the fucking catch-up episode, and the week before that we got the Rose and Bernard episode. So what comes next?
What's next by The Heathen	Jul 30th, 2006 07:52:10 PM
The next five eps are when the shit hits the fan my friend. After Rose and Bernards ep, that's when it really get's going.
BTW guys by El Vale	Jul 30th, 2006 07:53:01 PM
Here's my latest stupid short story, read it when you have the time: http://tinyurl.com/ocfz8 Thanks
Oh man, i can't wait! by El Vale	Jul 30th, 2006 08:02:16 PM
Now i'm really fucking excited! New episode tomorrow, i'll let you know what i think.
oh bernard by blackthought	Jul 30th, 2006 08:05:34 PM

Mind bending, Vale. by The Heathen	Jul 30th, 2006 10:17:27 PM
it's like, if a chicken had lips, could it whistle? And the guy who talks to himself about atoms cause he wants you to think he's crazy, him, he's crazier. Good job. Now make some comics. ; ) *** Every time my 'push the button' widget sounds it's alarm, I enter the numbers, but it never let's me push it. Hrmm.
He's baaack ... (spoilers) by dregmobile	Jul 31st, 2006 01:44:56 AM
Was that Hulk in Civil War 3? With the blonde hair and the earrings? Isn
So that wasn't Hulk? by dregmobile	Jul 31st, 2006 01:59:09 AM
Huh. Well, then who was that green guy with blonde hair and piercings? ***** Yeah, Uncanny is kicking some nice a$$ right now. I have the Avengers Annual and #22 but haven't read them yet. Look forward to them ...
Vale's long awaited Witchblade #100 review by El Vale	Jul 31st, 2006 02:50:17 AM
Well people, it is finally here. Witchblade #100 has hit the stands. Also here is my review of said comic, so that's two things to get excited about Don't you think? So let us begin: Out of all the titles Top Cow has published, it makes sense that Witchblade would be the one to reach 100 issues, because it's the one with the half naked chick. Wait...okay no, i have no idea what makes Witchblade "special" or "popular" but here we are and i'm sure it's been one hell of a ride for ol' Sara Pezzini and the rest. At least that's what i was thinking as i jumped into this landmark 100th issue, and rest assured i came out of it bearing (pun intended) answers. And a hard on (kidding). The comic starts with, well, exactly what you'd expect: A melodramatic retelling of the mythology of the series by way of pinups (courtesy of some top notch artists such as Brian Ching and Randy Green [?]) and some text (courtesy of Ron Marz). Apparently a long time ago The Balance fell from the heavens and chose her who would be its first bearer (one of those awesome cave babes who enjoys hugging gigantic tigers). From thence, tho', The Balance was passed down the generations and stuff and i'm like fuck, i just downloaded the landmark 100th issue of some comic no one's ever heard of called The Balance! But no, i think Ron Marz figured out Witchblade is kind of a silly name so now he has a nickname for it. God knows what the fuck it means cause i mean i've read my share of Witchblade comics and i'd be damned if there was something balanced about them. Or is it supposed to balance the world of Witchblade? Cause it doesn't actually do anything, all it does is fight ninjas and demons and even if the Witchblade wasn't there, i'm sure that guy Hunter Killer would manage to get rid of those. Or is it supposed to bring balance to Top Cow productions? Cause if that were the case, Witchblade would be a comic about a pimply fat chick. Or is it trying to bring balance to the Top Cow universe? Cause then it'd have to be called "The Light" or, god forbid, "The Shining", to balance out all The Darkness. God, i have no idea what that's supposed to mean, and i'm pretty sure Ron Marz doesn't either. I don't think it even matters. Anyway so then the actual story kicks in and this guy i told you about, the one who had a crush on Sara, he's picking up some flowers for her. "Pretty flowers for a pretty girl?" asks the guy at the store. "More than pretty", answers Gleason. They talk for a while about marriage and how he's meeting her at the top of the Empire State, and no, let's not think about marriage just yet cause i'm still working on that first kiss and stuff so the clerk guy says "Hope the flowers work" and Gleason says "Might not even need them..." -Cut to a shot of Sara falling out of the Empire State bulding- "...i think this one's falling for me." I think Alan Moore wrote those panels. Anyway, there's a demon. and this demon is using Jake's body to walk around and talk talk talk like every demon you've ever seen. "I am a GOD!!!". That Jake, man, i'm telling you. Guy can't avoid trouble even if he's in a god damn coma! Right then and there, Gleason, who is now walking towards the Empire State sees some lights and assumes Sara's in danger (good assumption, guy), and this sequence was hilarious because the way it's framed, makes it seem like the guy drops the flowers and starts running away, not towards, all the danger. And you can't help but think "now that is awesome, a real life pussy". But after a long drawn out fight between Sara and Demon, Gleason shows up and starts shooting at the damn thing so no, he wasn't really running away. Or maybe he was, but then he realized he was being a pussy and decided to turn back and face the problem. The next sequence is the reason i think Witchblade has proven to be such a "popular" and long lasting endeavor: It is fucking hilarious, dude! Check it out; Sara's had enough so she decides to throw caution to the wind and fucking RAM HER FIST THROUGH HER POSESSED FRIEND'S CHEST! Suddenly the guy starts turning back into non-demonic non-descript Jake and for a moment Sara smiles cause she's so relieved her friend's okay. Except he's not, your arm is still inside his chest you crazy broad!!! So she goes "Oh my god, what have i DONE to you?!" and then procedes to take her arm out. SFX? Shluk. Jesus christ, i haven't laughed that hard in weeks. Then this Jake fucker actually SMILES and tells her she saved him and shit, and then tells her to tend to her boyfriend cause he's lying there, possibly dead. So she does just that. While she's trying to get Gleason to wake up, Jake takes out his gun and shoots himself in the face, and i mean, how could he not? Sara yells NOOOOO and runs to him and starts crying all over the guy. So this Gleason guy thinks damn, this is the most romantic thing i've ever seen, so he walks up to her and they MAKE OUT right on top of Sara's dead friend, man! How fucked up is that?! And you thought the meat guy from Preacher was creepy. Sara tells him she just needs someone to hold her, and she should be saying it with the saddest face you can imagine, but artist Adriana Melo thought hey, this would be a nice opportunity to make Sara look orgasmic, so it looks like she's so horny it makes her cry. And i mean let's think about this for a minute: Let's say these guys are great together, i mean what a cute couple and all that, and two years from now they're lying in the snow talking about how much they love eachother and how they hope this moment would last forever ala Eternal Sunshine. And suddenly she turns to him and says "Do you remember our first kiss?" And he says "Yeah...it was a crisp New York night. The smell of gunpowder lingered in the air as i walked towards you and kinda slipped on some of your friend's spilled brains, to kiss you. Ever so gently". I think you guys screwed that one up pretty bad, you will always remember your first kiss. Then right after that, Sara gets all serious and tells Gleason she's pretty sure she's pregnant. And i'm like jesus that guy is MANLY! I'd never heard of a woman getting pregnant from a kiss. But then again she IS The Balance, sho who the hell knows what she's capable of. The last scene is sort of confusing, i mean some blond chick picks up the flowers Gleason bought earlier on from the floor and says "I wonder what this means". Well i don't know, but maybe it means someone dropped some flowers on the street? She must be an alien so she doesn't understand the concept of streets, much less the concept of flowers so let's cut her some slack. Pretty decent issue of Witchblade tho'.
Not the Hulk in Civil War by Shigeru	Jul 31st, 2006 11:07:13 AM
That would be Hulkling. Of the Young Avengers. He's like a shape-changer or something. And right now I'm more interested in how Millar is going to end this monstrosity rather than the story itself. Laughable civil war quote of the week: "We realized we could get a year or two of stories out of it" -- some Marvel dick in regards to Spidey outing himself, apparently forgetting that he's been around for 40 years, not 1 or 2.
Vale gets an A+ for his Witchblade review by Shigeru	Jul 31st, 2006 11:12:01 AM
My penis was impressed.
Hmm... by Thalya	Jul 31st, 2006 12:38:28 PM
Interesting.. http://tinyurl.com/od85r
My penis was impressed as well by The Heathen	Jul 31st, 2006 12:52:42 PM
Cog's rule! Great review, Vale. I want you only to review things that are like Witchblade. Hilarious. * Word, Shig. I heard Blair Butler from Attack of the Show say the same thing regarding Spidey and people shouldn't be as pissed because we'll always have Ultimte Spider-Man as a youn guy who never reveals his identity. Thing is, she has that bass ackwards, know what I'm sayin? I can see Marvel taking Ultimate Spidey and merging him into 616 continuity in some sort of waayyy more bizarre Scarlett Witch thing. * I think I've had it with Supreme Power. Just doesn't feel as bitchin as it used to. The last issue's last page was okay, but I know now that this isn't MAX, so know hookers will be ripped apart. Not to mention the Ultimate Power cross over that's coming. *** She Hulk is hot in that logo. Too bad Byrne thinks I'm an asshole.
NO! JUST FUCKING NO! by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 31st, 2006 12:54:02 PM
PANIC BUTTON! WHERE THE FUG IS MY PANIC BUTTON! SHIT HAS HIT MANY FANS THIS DAY! I CAN'T STOP YELLING! LOUD NOISES! I don't know if anyone else will care, but the ES fuggin' A has just "scaled down" (i.e. canceled) all future E3 shows. Now one of the two reasons to live in So.Cal. has ceased to exist. Fuggin prohibitive presentation costs. What the hell do I care if they can't justify the millions they spen on the damn thing. I WANT MY HAWT JAPANESE CHICKS DRESSED LIKE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER THAT WERE OBVIOUSLY DRAWN TO LOOK AMERICAN! You ask why I hate? I ask why you don't.
No matter how shitty YOUR monday is... by Psynapse	Jul 31st, 2006 12:57:33 PM
One of my best friends has us all beat. She just moved out of her parent's house this weekend into a cute little 2 bedroom, 2 bath house for her and her 4 year old daughter. This is her first move EVER. She went into work this morning and was laid off from her job. So.....
That's some cool shit, Lady C. by The Heathen	Jul 31st, 2006 01:00:33 PM
I call dibs for the first batch the Cog Mansion gets! We'll need it for any sneak attack invasions. *** Turtle, can't they just have the shoe somewhere else in Cali? Sucks if they don't. Icould just be G4 blowing smoke up my ass as they usually do, but I thought E3 was a bigger deal every year for game publishers and what not. Hmm. Let me know some more details.
Fucking fuck, Psy!!! by The Heathen	Jul 31st, 2006 01:04:17 PM
That sucks. Fuck Mondays. Hope everything works out for her. Sorry to hear that.
No, Heath you're missing the point... by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 31st, 2006 01:26:44 PM
It's not the LACC (Los Angeles Convention Center) that pulling out, it's the ESA. They're the guys that put the thing on. They're saying that the costs involved for the game companies that display their shit is astro-fucking-nomical. (And I don't doubt it. The aformentioned HAWT JAPANESE CHICKS must cost quite a large pile of rice to get them away from, you know, standing around looking HAWT.) Check out www.penny-arcade.com. The news brief has a link to the announcement. Click on the underlined "announcement" in the text. FUCK! I loved those shows. Some of those chicks didn't even speak enough engrish to know how lewd I...er...my friends were being. (Though I imagine the hand gestures probably did not help the subterfuge.)
fuck mondays by Darth Kal-El	Jul 31st, 2006 01:35:03 PM
i hate them like i hate fire ants and other cog rogues. in fact mondays are officially a cog rogue. you hear that Monday you bastard? my penis is NOT impressed!
Yes! Give into your hate..... by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 31st, 2006 01:44:32 PM
Together we can END this destructive conflict. We will rule the galaxy as Turtle and Denizen!
GreatA re: HAWT JAPANESE CHICKS by Shigeru	Jul 31st, 2006 01:53:52 PM
Um did you miss the fact that E3 this year banned "Booth Babes"? I think Sony paid a shitload of fines to have like 2 there but other than that they were nowhere to be found. So even if they do have E3 again (which they will I'm sure) there still won't be any hawt chicks.
You're not making this any better, Shig! by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 31st, 2006 02:22:35 PM
I didn't go last year, but it wouldn't matter. I'm sure some company would figure out that they can't control how the "guests" dress or where they wanted to "hang out". Be pretty easy to slip them the money ahead of time so they can buy their own ticket. That's what I'd do, because I am smarter than all authority. I unfortunately am also lazy and unmotivated to change society. Thus the revolution you all want...yeah you're gonna have to do that yourself. I've got video games to play.
Most disturbing moment(s) in a comic and other comments by oisin5199	Jul 31st, 2006 03:00:27 PM
As a relatively new father of a daughter who was born almost 4 months premature (she's ok now), I find myself disturbed about stuff involving children and babies. Many parts of the X-23 comic disturbed me (how she was trained to be a cold killing machine), the backstory of Peter David's Fallen Angel where Lee couldn't save the little girl from the serial killer, but especially the bit from Generation M with the reporter whose mutant daughter regresses in age and ends up as a fetus dying in the hospital. After living through 3 and 1/2 months of seeing my severely underdeveloped baby daughter in an isolette, that whole sequence (including the nightmare part of the girl crying for mommy as she's swept away into the ocean) just had me floored. I guess it's the emotional stuff that disturbs me, not violence or gore. And unrelated thoughts on the new Uncanny run - despite its ridiculous logic (pretty much whenever you bring in the Shi'ar) and the fact that Shi'ar stuff is my least favorite of the X-verse, I'm actually enjoying this more than I've enjoyed Uncanny since...I can't remember. They're tightly written, good character stuff without too much melodrama and you can actually comprehend what's going on, thanks to clear art. As for Preacher, I enjoyed it, but got a bit sick of all that masculinist macho bullshit. However, I absolutely loved Cassidy's story arc (especially the Easter Rising stuff) and its resolution. To me, the story is much more about him, since I never got the sense Jessie actually changed or learned anything at all.
oisin5199 by Darth Kal-El	Jul 31st, 2006 03:03:39 PM
im glad to hear your daughter is ok man. and that makes sense that those comic moments would stand out in your mind since they kind of mirrored what you were going through. good point on preacher
But...I like masculinist macho bullshit. by GreatA'Tuin	Jul 31st, 2006 03:08:19 PM
::pouts, kicks rock and shuffles off::
Oisin, I can relate.... by Psynapse	Jul 31st, 2006 04:10:37 PM
Ever since my best friend's dad had the back of his head blown off and I had to see the after effect I can't stand to watch anything that has someone getting shot in the head. Because hey, did you know that when someone gets the back of their skull blown off they will look like the Gill Man laying in their casket because all of the loose skin where the brain pan used to be gets pushed forward? (Yes, the FUCKING dipshits had an open casket funeral) Fucking Mondays.....
PS..... by Psynapse	Jul 31st, 2006 04:13:20 PM
Glad to hear the little girl is doing well.
thanks! by oisin5199	Jul 31st, 2006 04:29:01 PM
yup, she's just about walking. Though it's funny because she's still really small but totally aware and intelligent and moving around and babbling. Anyway, it's not so much that these scenes reflected my experience per se, but the images associated with it are haunting, and as any parent will tell you, seeing children in danger is always going to push your emotional buttons. As for Preacher, it's interesting to think how it may have influenced some elements of Carnivale (like the messed up backwoods family with evil matriarch and violent hicks) or Buffy (Cassidy had to have been an influence on Spike and Angel). As far as the masculinist bullshit, I did like that at least Petal would tell Jessie that he was full of shit when he went off about feminism and psychology. That's not to say I thought he was totally wrong... Anyway, I'd love to see that Preacher series on HBO. Whatever happened to that rumor?
jeez by Shigeru	Jul 31st, 2006 04:58:03 PM
that's a nice image there, Psy... disturbing... And I second the "glad your daughter's okay" sentiments... I can't imagine going through such a thing.
Yeah I suck today.... by Psynapse	Jul 31st, 2006 05:28:09 PM
What can I say? I've got a sandy vagina, had piss flavored corn flakes for breakfast and my PC is looking like it's about to go tits up any day now (Which, if my PC had actual tits I might not mind that so much) which is going to make me cry if I can't play CoH/CoV anymore......
i see this monday is grim by blackthought	Jul 31st, 2006 05:29:13 PM

they all are blackthought,they all are by Darth Kal-El	Jul 31st, 2006 05:35:19 PM

oisin by El Vale	Jul 31st, 2006 07:19:32 PM
Glad you'r daughter's okay, man. She's an eager little one isn't she? I gotta tell you man, i don't agree with your Preacher arguments at all. I never really thought of it as machismo bullshit, i mean it was certainly manly, and fuck me, that was refreshing in this, the age of men who resemble walking vaginas more than anything else. So yeah it made you proud to be a man and made you realize romance can be fucking manly. Thing about Jesse Custer (and Preacher overall) is he's a textured character; guy has a moral center unlike anything you've ever seen, then guy has feelings, the guy loves Tulip more than anything, and he wants to do what's right. When his machismo gets too large for him to handle, Tulip's there to make fun of him. And in the end, as he fucking CRIES right there in front of Tulip, and he says listen no one's responsible for this, we're responsible for our own lives, his arc is complete. You can't say the guy didn't change or learn a thing, he did what he set up to do and t changed his life, it changed his way of looking at things, and in the process he changed Cassidy's life. I don't get it man, maybe you were reading it upside down or something? As always, i kid because i love.
Mondays rule! by El Vale	Jul 31st, 2006 07:35:54 PM
You get Lost and everything, they're pretty sweet.
X-23 and Generation M by The Heathen	Jul 31st, 2006 08:08:06 PM
I have to admit that I liked them both. What Oisin said about the training of X-23 was right on. Some pretty engaging mental torture. It was a pretty good Wolverine story, sans the Wolverine though. Gen M is Jenkins recent best stuff. I honestly can't get into a lot of it, but this one was really good. Even had a guest appearance in the last issue that surprised me. *** My boy, David Hine's Civil War: X-Men issue was pretty cool. I love seeing the original X-Men (almost) going off together in their Quitely/Morrison leather outfits. Cool stuff. I hope the X-Men popo into CW #7 and fuck shit up for fun. Why? Because they can. Do it. DO IT!
mondays were once less grim when jack bauer was around by blackthought	Jul 31st, 2006 09:31:28 PM

wb had an announcement today by blackthought	Jul 31st, 2006 09:35:29 PM
about batman 2 confirming heath ledger as the joker...i await its coming.
i do like the title of the sequel "the dark knight" by blackthought	Jul 31st, 2006 09:39:05 PM

Vale's mildly entertaining mini reviews by El Vale	Jul 31st, 2006 11:11:10 PM
Well guys, i read some new shit these last couple days and i thought hey, why not share the experience with the Cogs? They're nice, right? You can bet your hairy ass they are! * Read Morrison's first Batman issue and i gotta say man, i'm not impressed. I get what Morrison was trying to do but for some reason i didn't enjoy it as i knew i was supposed to, and i can't put my finger on it. It's driving me nuts! Heath, i don't think i agree with you on the decompression thing, i thought the issue went places and shook things up nicely. The final two pages were good, i liked them. Sort of creepy. And i liked what Morrison did with Bruce Wayne, this sort of transition/remission back into swagger and charm, like someone's finally taking advantage of all the shit that went down in IC in order to shake things up and have the characters move along. Funny that having a character move along means trying to return said character to some sort of previous characterization these days. You know what i think did it, tho? That stupid Alfred guy. I really can't get into an alfred who isn't a sweet old man. This sleazy Alfred with his sleazy mustache and his stuck up, overwrought, dry humor bullshit pisses me off, someone kill him now (i didn't mean that). Upon retrospection, i think the book was better than i initially thought. Let's just see where it goes from here. * Read Hellblazer #221 and i have no idea why i bothered. Fucking shit book literally put me to sleep. * "Hey you know what? I used to like Savage Dragon a lot, let's dl the new one, see how it's holding up", thought Vale as he sifted through the week's releases. And then after reading the book he went Meh and moved on. * Read Spider -Man loves Mary Jane (hey Shig!) and i liked it. That is all. Cut me some slack here, it's fucking Spider-Man loves Mary Jane for crying out loud, do you seriously want me to go in depth? * Testament #8 had seriously bad colors and an interesting story i wasn't able to get into because, aside from the bible characters, i have no idea what's supposed to be happening. But i'm betting if you've followed it from the start you're enjoying it, aren't you you sick fuck? * Know what comic was nice? The Escapists #1. This Brian K Vaughan guy is a good writer, maybe you should check out some of his stuff. The Escapists is about, well, i don't know. But there's an Escapist character who isn't really a character obviously. He's more of a comic book character. Within this comic book. It's much less of a mind fuck than i make it out to be, i promise. Anyway, there's a touching death in here and it was touching even tho i don't think you get to see the character who bites it throughout the issue, there's a jock who is nice and i always find that appealing for some reason, and Bendis gets mentioned. I mean clearly it's got it all, go read it now. * The new Red Star has some of the best art i've seen in a while in the opening pages. Then the art kinda starts sucking. But those opening pages, jesus christ! Beautiful stuff! And the story isn't half bad either, it really feels mythic. Then when we get to the present (?) it sort of turns into who the hell is this guy supposed to be? They all look the same, man! And they talk about their husbands and guys with Stret Fighter names but it's really hard to follow. Wasn't that guy supposed to be the brother of the husband? I think i read it wrong. * My fave book of the week, tho', was the new Exterminators. I was sort of expecting crazy shock value stuff and instead i found a lot of heart and brains. It's actually way better than it has any right to be, and that's cool. It was funny, it was well done, it had good characters, and the fucking roaches made me cringe like they do in real life, and that's not easy to capture because a lot of it lies in the movement which you can't really capture in a comic book (duh)...but still man, made my toes curl, so this Tony Moore guy is good is what i'm saying. Overall it was an interesting week, what do you guys think?
Vale's on a role, is he not? by The Heathen	Aug 1st, 2006 10:27:38 AM
"i gotta say man, i'm not impressed. -- Upon retrospection, i think the book was better than i initially thought." I love you man. I dug Morrison's first Batman. The dark humor, Batman re-learning how to be Bruce, the continuation of Blood of the Demon. All of it. And about the decompression thing. I guess what I was trying to say before, was that the second Uncanny issue felt compressed, but still, pleny of stuff happened. To be fair, a little more happened in the Batman issue, but nothing too major for the overall story of Bruce's son and what not. Am I making any sense? Think so. * Read, The Amazig Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, for more of the Escapist, Vale. That book MADE me get back into comics after my hiatus from them. * Exterminators is awesome. DL all the other if yoe haven't or have your uncle buy you the issues or something. *** I'm leaving for my vacation today Cogs. I 'might' be outta communication until next Monday (damn rogue Monday), but I might not either. Dpends if the place were staying has wi-fi. Later Cogs, @$$es and fellow tb'ers!
Vale's so talkative lately... by Shigeru	Aug 1st, 2006 10:57:55 AM
Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane is better than Watchmen. Discuss.
Most disturbing comics moment by Shigeru	Aug 1st, 2006 11:10:11 AM
I'm changing my answer. Can I do that? I'm doing it. It's from SEAGUY *SPOILERS MOFO* the image of Chubby da Choona's half eaten corpse, blistering in the hot sun, picked apart by seagulls. DA FUG?! ****
Most disturbing moment in comics... by GreatA'Tuin	Aug 1st, 2006 11:27:00 AM
...can I include off-panel implied shit? Cause the thought of Deadpool "making time" with Death and thinking about Bea Arthur while doing it gives me the heebillie-jeebillies.**Here they come again, the heebillie-heebillies. shudders and retreats into shell*
HEEBILLIE-JEEBILLIES! by GreatA'Tuin	Aug 1st, 2006 11:33:53 AM
Whose head do I have to put my gun to to get a edit feature up in this bitch? Psy, we should form a two-pronged attack on Tejas. We'll button-hook'em though. I'll come from the East and YOU come from the West. Fat hairy fuck'll never know what hit'em. Plus, I'm in the mood for some TexMex. I got me a hankerin'.
I like reading the reviews but... by Psynapse	Aug 1st, 2006 11:54:23 AM
I can't help wondering: Vale, why do you even bother to read anything by DC? You never like any of it, so why waste your money? (This ISN'T meant o be incindiary in any fashion, just an observation). And where the fuck is the edit feature Harry? I mean, c'mon, I KNOW you make bank from the adverts on this site, WTF man, WTF......
Thanks for reading, guys by El Vale	Aug 1st, 2006 12:31:31 PM
I remember when Spider-Man loves Mary Jane (SMLMJ) came out and people were saying it had the potential to be better than Watchmen and stuff, but the book's yet to prove itself in that department. Maybe it'll get there in a couple issues. Let's all just have a little faith. * Heath, i thought about that Batman issue and i think i know what i didn't like (it only took like 2 days), so i'll go In-Depth in a few minutes. It should be great, get popcorn. * Psy, i hardly ever download any proper DC comics, cause i'm just not into them. But it's not like i'm a Marvel guy so DC sucks balls argh! I'm into anything that i'm...into. That said, one of my fave comic books right now is All Star Superman. Oh and my fave book i read this week was Exterminators which is Vertigo, and i mean doesn't taht sort of count? I read this new Batman issue cause of Morrison, and i'm a huge fan so i came in with high expectations and ended up being rather dissapointd in the direction it took. Still, you gotta remember i get these comics for free so i'll try anything on a whim. Find myself giving DC few chances, that much is true, but i'm very specific about the things i know i might find interesting. Like the Paul Dini, J H Williams Detective, which got a favorable review here in the house of Vale.
I Too Dig El's Reviews! by Buzz Maverik	Aug 1st, 2006 12:33:55 PM
I would suspect that Mr. Vale reads DC for the same reason many of us read things we don't like: to see what's going on, to see if we will like, for the parts that we do like. Vale, or "El" as you like to be called, I too must echo Heathen, or "The" as he prefers, and say that if you haven't read THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF KAVALIER & CLAY, that you should check it out. Not just for the comic book history but for the beauty of the writing, the relationships, the historical perspective, the ideas. Michael Chabon perfectly articulated and illustrated what I've long felt: comic book creators and more interesting than comic books. Anybody read FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE by Jonathan Lethem. I haven't read it yet and have never heard any of us fan types discuss it. It's about a white kid and a black kid who are comic book fans in the '70s in a tough part of New York. Sadly, I've seen it in the bargain bin of the local Barnes & Noble. Ah, the midlist novel. I'm gonna check it out.
Y'know, I can dig that Vale..... by Psynapse	Aug 1st, 2006 01:08:36 PM
(*_^) BTW-Am I evil to laugh at the traffic fatality that resulted from 2 dipshits drag racing in excess of 100 miles and hour on US 19 in Palm Harbor this morning? 'Cuz I did ya know.....
Not If The Fatality Was The Dragracing Dipshits... by Buzz Maverik	Aug 1st, 2006 01:13:41 PM
...and not some innocent people. Anybody who puts other people's lives in danger deserves what they get and it is funny. No, Psy, yer not evil. Maybe not good, but not evil. Yer an anti-hero.
Yeah it was one of the dildouches racing Buzz.... by Psynapse	Aug 1st, 2006 01:26:16 PM
What shot me right into road rage was the sheer idiocy of all of the cell-phone talkin' fuckwits that kept fucking up the flow of everyone trying to get past the clusterfuck. I swear, yer gonna read about me someday. I've decided to start carrying a sledgehammer in my car and one of these days when I just can't take it anymore I'm gonna leap out of my car with it in hand and bash the unholy fuck out of some asswipe's car and may just start on him (or her) next depending on how uppity they get when I administer my 'Lesson in common courtesy'.
Gentlemen, you know i appreciate the kind words by El Vale	Aug 1st, 2006 01:27:42 PM
Last night i was watching Once upon a time in Mexico, and Johnny Depp started calling Mariachi "El". I was pleased, to say the least. What's Cavalier & Clay about, guys?
Am I evil if... by GreatA'Tuin	Aug 1st, 2006 01:27:46 PM
...I laugh when midgets cry?***On a completely unrelated note, Vale, can you drop me a line on the dling of the funny books. I'm interested in finding any new way that I can keep up on continuity w/o taking on the gross national debt as a monthly expense.
"No, I'll shoot the cook... by GreatA'Tuin	Aug 1st, 2006 01:30:59 PM
...my car's parked out back anyway." I hated that movie when I saw it at the theater, but then it came on HBO for like a month straight and I must have watched it like 20 times. It gets better every time. It's the wierdest experience, and not the natural order of things. I'm scared. I'll be in my shell.
Ahhh great turtle by El Vale	Aug 1st, 2006 01:32:46 PM
Welcome to the Dark (dork?) Side. I shall drop you an email.
Excelent.... by GreatA'Tuin	Aug 1st, 2006 01:45:41 PM
::rubs hands together:: Step one: Steal Comics. Step three: Profits!
Hey, I'll take some of that action! by Psynapse	Aug 1st, 2006 01:56:03 PM
CC me as well Vale, and thanks in advance. As much cash as I've pumped into the industry it's their turn to get juked.
Not done yet. Are you a Mexican by The Heathen	Aug 1st, 2006 02:12:26 PM
or a Mexi-can't? I love that line. The wife sure doesn't though. Vale, "The" definitely recommends Kavalier & Clay. It's about these Jewish cousins, one of which escaped to America from the Holocaust, that have a passion for the art form. One's good at writing, the other at drawing. It's basically the story of their lives as comic book creators, friends, family members, lovers and all the problems that come with all of those. It honestly made me get back into comics for good this time. I owe it a lot for that. Plus, Chabon wrote Wonder Boy's and even some of the screenplay or something for Spider-Man 2. *** How awesome is it that the Batman Begins sequel is called, The Dark Knight?! I'll tell you, it's waayyy awesome.
The day i figured out why Batman 655 didn't work for me by El Vale	Aug 1st, 2006 02:14:54 PM
Or, What the hell is Blood of the Demon? By El: Batman 655 is the flipside to All Star Superman. In that title, Morrison set out to make a Superman comic that was fun, frantic, energetic, imaginative and pretty much insane, and i think we can all agree...so far, he's succeeded. Like, a lot. The most genius touch, for me, was the way he handled the transition. Because there was no transition! One day Superman was having one of those Infinite Crises you keep hearing about and having arguments with his best friends over who knows what (probably over tat Axel Alonso guy...believe me, i can relate) and then going on vacation or something. The next day he's rescuing the Mission to Sun guys and getting cancer and saving people from defective hover-mono-rail exhaust pipes and being an all around goofball. And yes, i understand this is all out of continuity, but you get what i'm saying! Lois never came up to him and said listen, Supes? You gotta re learn how to be a goofball, man! Remember all the fun we had back when you were silly and you invented those goggles that helped you gauge my commitment level, or that one time you dropped Mount Rushmore on me to teach me a lesson about the environment? Let's get back to that, darling, cause all this seriousness is kind of bumming me out. No, Superman didn't have to re learn anything, all he had to do was be cool again and not look back. In theory, i have no problem with this meta thing Morrison does in which his comics and his characters seem to be self aware in that special comic book way. He did it in New X-Men and it was wonderful, as he incorporated all the shit surrounding the X-Men (as in the franchise as seen from the outside world) and turned it into mythology, made it part of the STORIES. "All i ever did was die on you". How beautiful is that? But in this new Batman comic, i think it feels forced, i think it's unnecesary. So did Paul Dini, by the way, who handled the "Bruce Waybe getting back into the playboy scenario" thing a lot better than Morrison did because he wasn't commenting on the state of Batman's characterization prior to his taking over the book, he just turned it into part of the story. In order to do some detective work, Batman has to step aside and let Bruce Wayne to the investigating, because of the nature of the investigation. None of this self conscious shit about "You know your Batman growl? You're doing it all the time now". It felt like reading an interview with the creators, you know? When the interviewer asks them about what is your take on Batman? And the guy says "What i really wanted to do was blah blah blah" and he over-explains the theme of his run? Heavy handed is, i guess, the term i find suits the situation best. Other than that, it was cool.
Kavalier & Clay won the pulitzer too. by Shigeru	Aug 1st, 2006 02:32:17 PM
You guys who are downloading comics better only do it to the big two because the indies need your support! And Vale can download anything cause he lives in like some weird country where they don't sell comics or even speak American! I'm surprised they even have the internets there! "I kid because I love"
"Vale can download anything" by El Vale	Aug 1st, 2006 02:51:26 PM
Take THAT bitches!
Well, anything but trades. by Shigeru	Aug 1st, 2006 03:09:49 PM
You can order those through Amazon. You stealer.
Just like my "stolen" music... by GreatA'Tuin	Aug 1st, 2006 03:38:08 PM
If it's good, then I will buy a hard copy. If it's not, I'll read it once and delete it. (No sense in getting busted for DLing the new Metallica album when it sucks like a Hoover.) The only exception I make in this regard is if something is out of print, way too rare, or simply astronomically priced. (I'm talking $100 and over. I won't pay that for either a CD nor a comic book I don't care what it is.) I've been DLing music going on 10 years now, and I think I JUSt this year broke 1000 songs that I'll be keeping, and I own a hard copy of at least 85% of that. I'll go the same way with the illustrated literature. Besides, if it's indy stuff, I'll want a hard copy just to show off how cool and better than you I am. ;) TURTLE POWER!
Fuck the indies..... by Psynapse	Aug 1st, 2006 03:43:15 PM
They will get my support the only way they deserve to: When they publish something I'm interested in.
Turtles in a half shell by The Heathen	Aug 1st, 2006 03:59:47 PM
TURTLE POWER!!! * I dowload stuff like remixes of songs that aren't on the albums I bought with lamer versions of the song on it instead. I hate that. I aslo download hard to find stuff like Ben Gibbard acoustic performances, covers and stuff like that. * Psy: Mouse Guard, Elk's Run, The Atheist, Astro, Hip Flask. Check em out.
Fuck that "half-shell" noise... by GreatA'Tuin	Aug 1st, 2006 04:12:03 PM
...all Turtle, baby, all Turtle.
that's what, Johnny Drama said. by The Heathen	Aug 1st, 2006 04:35:22 PM
If anyone got that, I also 'kid because love' Adios!!!
I Wonder If Filmmakers Steal Dialogue From Talkbacks by Buzz Maverik	Aug 1st, 2006 06:43:36 PM
(No, I don't seriously think that for a second). I think ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO (which I dug after hating DESPERADO and loving EL MARIACHI) came out before our El showed up. But I was watching MIAMI VICE and Jose Yera tells Tubbs, "You seem okay but I don't like the way yer partner looks" and Tubbs says, "Do you want to fuck my partner? Because I don't give a shit about what you think of his looks." I must have said that about a million times when some terd comes on and calls Harry fat. "What do you care if the guy is fat? If you don't want to fuck him, what do you care what he looks like." Yeah, Michael Mann really seems exactly like the kind of guy to hang around the talkbacks. Robert Rodriguez, on the other hand....
LOL!!! by El Vale	Aug 1st, 2006 07:03:16 PM
Look at this piece of news dude!!! This woman went to the doctor because she was sex-phobic...and then the doctor RAPED HER! LOL!!! Only in Colombia.
Uh, dude.. by Thalya	Aug 1st, 2006 08:06:54 PM
not cool
Psy, also: by Shigeru	Aug 2nd, 2006 09:19:17 AM
Flight, Owly, Stray Bullets, Craig Thompson's stuff, Banana Sunday, Adrian Tomine, Dan Clowes, ect.
Okay, El Jumped The Shark With That Last One. by Buzz Maverik	Aug 2nd, 2006 11:57:40 AM
Or crossed over to the dark side, as the nerds would say. I shouldn't judge. I might have snickered at that when I was in the sixth grade...well, the first semester of sixth grade.
You people have no sense of humor by El Vale	Aug 2nd, 2006 12:36:05 PM
Listen, you live in a country as fucked up as mine, you learn to have a very dark sense of humor. Sorry if that bothered anyone, but even my mom laughed.
I got your back El by GreatA'Tuin	Aug 2nd, 2006 01:57:03 PM
That shit is funny. However, it would be even funnier if that doctor now got an STD and died horribly and in anguish. Irony, thy name is siphilus(sp?).
Storm in the Avengers by jancola	Aug 2nd, 2006 02:14:09 PM
Is this the title that they gave away on free comic book day, where Storm was wearing Warbird's costume? That was weird.
im with u vale by Darth Kal-El	Aug 2nd, 2006 02:49:36 PM
must a be a south american thing cuz my mom laughed when i told her too. our countries are well and truly fucked. miami vice was tight!
well vale i understand... by blackthought	Aug 2nd, 2006 02:55:48 PM
must be because we are both colombians...and i can just look at my family and think drakly. and is santa fe still sucking? and what the hell is all this dling talk about? you should email me about it...not that i'll use it...my computer can barely run word without getting blown out ("white screen of doom") thing...fuggin' hate this computer.
on dling by Darth Kal-El	Aug 2nd, 2006 03:22:29 PM
i would also like the links and any information.
What You've Got Is Your Lips Glued To His Ass. by Buzz Maverik	Aug 2nd, 2006 05:36:08 PM
Bullshit! I know he's your Alpha male but rape isn't funny. I don't give a shit where anybody lives or a flying fuck what anybody's Mom thinks is funny.
The Double-Y speaks true by Thalya	Aug 2nd, 2006 05:44:30 PM
Yes, he does.
sorry buzz by Darth Kal-El	Aug 2nd, 2006 07:07:09 PM
i never thought of vale as my alpha anything.yes rape is not funny.no argument there.the story that vale related made me laugh. id be lying if i said otherwise. yes its fucked up that happend to that lady. wont deny that. but it made me laugh and shake my head and say 'damn thats fucked up' thats why i said its a cultural thing probably
Well then let's have a fight by El Vale	Aug 2nd, 2006 07:36:07 PM
First of all, no one kisses my ass around here. Second, you know what? I think you're right...i think maybe the horrendous and abominable act that is rape is not as funny as we all initially thought. But maybe just for a moment you can consider the fact that i was talking about a situation that is so fucked up, so wrong that it makes you laugh. I'm sorry you've never had that happen to you. And i never said the funny makes it okay either. You don't give a flying fuck where i live? Well i don't give a flying fuck if you don't understand where i'm coming from. You know what else is fucked up? This guy called Garavito here in Colombia raped and murdered about 300 children in a span of 10 years, and when he was finally caught they were gonna let him go, for something or other. And the people had to get angry at the government and throw fits so the fucker wouldn't go free. The people actually had to fight so a man who raped and murdered 300 children wouldn't go free. And then in another case of extreme fucked upness, this guy grabbed a lady's ass on the street and he got a 40 year sentence. And you know what? All of that is terribly funny. But not in a "Ha ha look at that guy, her rapes children and then chops them up, the guy should do stand up" sort of way. So god guys, i think you might be right, rape isn't funny (who knew?), but a lady going to the free clinic te get some help because she's sex phobic and ending up getting raped by the doctor who was supposed to help her, that shit is so ironic, so fucked up, so wrong...you can't help but laugh and then nod your head and say "this country is fucked up".
Well I'm glad we left the TB on a happy note... by Shigeru	Aug 2nd, 2006 08:01:53 PM

Everyone was getting along so well by El Vale	Aug 2nd, 2006 08:22:26 PM
And then people just haaaaad to not laugh at my rape stories and ruin everything.
Actually, If Anybody Is The Alpha Dude Here... by Buzz Maverik	Aug 2nd, 2006 11:36:24 PM
...I'd say it's probably Pysnapse for the whole board.
word on psy being the alpha male by blackthought	Aug 4th, 2006 11:24:17 AM
he's like the cog's guy gardner if we the green lantern corps.
so, what I miss? by The Heathen	Aug 7th, 2006 09:33:12 AM
Oh. Umm

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