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The "Make A New Avatar For Massawyrm" Contest!! (partial repost)

He should be riding the cross by Engineer_at_peac	Jul 18th, 2006 02:57:22 PM
Like a Jet-ski, with rainbows shooting out of the back, and holding a gun, and smoking a cigar which he is using to light the original 9mm prints of Little Man on fire.
Can we also make fun of Buddha and Mohammed next? by Cletus Van Damme	Jul 18th, 2006 02:59:18 PM

Mohammed should definitely be in there. by Engineer_at_peac	Jul 18th, 2006 03:00:46 PM
Same picture, but you shoot Mohammed in the head, and Mohammed is wearing a jacket that says "Pedophile" on it.
Nice. Add some Scat to that and... by jaxnnux	Jul 18th, 2006 03:11:18 PM
you have a still from Southpark
Again, the new one is too busy by chrth	Jul 18th, 2006 03:14:58 PM
All the other pics are pretty simple, usually with just one accessory. How about Buddy Jesus holding a pinwheel?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about by BatCountry	Jul 18th, 2006 03:17:44 PM
Your avatar has always been my favorite. Leave it alone.
what about merrik's avatar? by capitol f	Jul 18th, 2006 03:18:12 PM
an elephant trunk dick and a massive gunshot wound to the chest, now THAT was some fucked up shit!!
This is REAL important... by stlfilmwire	Jul 18th, 2006 03:20:50 PM
What's next? Are we then going to decide what color to paint our club's treehouse? Sheesh...
Jew... by LoveMeTender	Jul 18th, 2006 03:29:51 PM
have to be kidding me.
CAPITOL F by Joseph Merrick	Jul 18th, 2006 03:34:01 PM
You mean THIS??? http://tinyurl.com/rnkvk
nah, his old avatar looked like 5th grade art doodles by Ricky Henderson	Jul 18th, 2006 03:38:32 PM
He definitely needs a new one--preferably one that doesn't make him look like Kevin Smith (even if its the truth).
oh yeah!! by capitol f	Jul 18th, 2006 03:48:52 PM
massa's new avatar won't even come close.
I never did by Cory849	Jul 18th, 2006 03:57:07 PM
I never did understand the christ stuff. the other avatars seem to follow the nicknames and massawyrm says dragon to me.
Can we make fun of Buddha and Mohammed next? by MR INBETWEEN	Jul 18th, 2006 04:17:50 PM
Yes, we CAN! Huzzah! This is America, people killed and died so we could be free to make fun of Buddha and Mohammed next. I'm not saying we should, but if and when I get the hankerin' the option is there. Hopefully nobody feels they have to boycott anything, or set anything on fire, or kill or die because of it. I wonder why people feel like their god is the only god we can't crack jokes about. Kinda like Chef quitting South Park after they finally got around to jabbing HIS religion. And ps, I don't get the Jesus connection to Masswyrm either. I've also been perplexed by the green Gandhi amputee avatar of Hercules. I didn't spend too much time worried about it though. Hey Massawyrm, what's the story there?
Yeah, what's with the "wyrm" part? by Killah_Mate	Jul 18th, 2006 04:19:02 PM
Shouldn't he have at least some kind of dragon in the picture? I always thought those wyrms from Reign of Fire were kickass...
YACK by Joseph Merrick	Jul 18th, 2006 04:54:50 PM
I was trying to explain the reason for the partial re-post of Massa's contest article...but the explanation was convoluted and gave me a headache...so I bailed.
well, it's a contest with no prize. by mocky_puppet	Jul 18th, 2006 04:56:36 PM
interest level must be through the roof on this one.
Fuck those religious nuts.... by OriginalThinker	Jul 18th, 2006 04:58:06 PM
Don't cave in! There are still parts of this country that are still free, I am so sick of these religious people using freedom of religion to practice their religion and then constantly fighting freedom of speech because someone says or does something that offends them. You can't have one without the other, so just stop it already!
"Hello Beasty" by Orionsangels	Jul 18th, 2006 05:10:59 PM
http://img476.imageshack.us/im g476/5338/hellobeastywz3.jpg
So as long as we're back on this subject by quadrupletree	Jul 18th, 2006 05:11:39 PM
Where exactly did the name Massawyrm come from? I get Quint, I get Hurcules, I get Joseph Merrick, I get Moriarty, Capone, etc. What the hell is a Massawyrm?
My submission #1 by Tall_Boy	Jul 18th, 2006 06:27:27 PM
http://tinyurl.com/g6juu
I see THE IRON GIANT in your future by Todd	Jul 18th, 2006 06:46:58 PM
While not overtly Christian either, THE IRON GIANT did deal with the mythical motif of death and re-birth, self-sacrifice and the transforming power that love can have on the nature of a machine mentality. While I
My submission #2 by Tall_Boy	Jul 18th, 2006 06:48:53 PM
http://tinyurl.com/s5sv9
That pic looks like Dillon Kleibolds' senior picture by JackieJokeman	Jul 18th, 2006 07:02:46 PM

Define reasonable size by Big Bad Clone	Jul 18th, 2006 08:13:38 PM
Seriously, just gize us a solid limit.
too lazy to read all of the posts... by wash	Jul 18th, 2006 08:27:18 PM
but someone make a pic of the cross reaming your ass, and blood squirting out everywhere... kthanxbye
To everyone that took the time to write a letter by Darth Evil Dead	Jul 18th, 2006 08:29:11 PM
and spend money on the stamp, and send it. I have a message for you. Get a fucking life you douch bag bitches. You find that offensive. 97% of the internet is offensive. This is a nerd website. Shouldn't you guys be arguing over Spiderman's Web shooters, or The picture of Prime from the new Michael Bay turd. Why the hell are you waisting your time mailing HIM!!! http://www.youtube.com/user/Da rthEvilDead
Tall Boy... by Massawyrm 1	Jul 18th, 2006 09:18:03 PM
Holy crap man, that second one is even funier...because I have that Sam Jackson atop the very monitor I write from. Now that's all I'm gonna think of when I see this. Thanks ;)
Dr. Pepper by The Funketeer	Jul 18th, 2006 09:47:07 PM
I just noticed the Dr. Pepper in both of his avatars. I like him a little bit more now.
A Tampon by Silver Shamrock	Jul 18th, 2006 09:50:19 PM
after reading his non-commital lady in the water "review" and gush for devil wears prada, there's nothing more appropriate.
this is dumb by greyspecter	Jul 18th, 2006 10:15:48 PM
it'd be like Ebert having a poll ("thumbs up? thumbs down?") on whether the viewers think he should change his sports coat. I don't like the avatar (a smoking, drinking Jesus on a pogo stick is okay, it was the bloody holes that got to me), but this isn't what the site is supposed to be about, is it?
My submission by Bean_	Jul 18th, 2006 10:31:33 PM

My submission - I DARE you to make a worse one! by Bean_	Jul 18th, 2006 10:32:14 PM
http://tinyurl.com/s6bbd
Speed Fricassee by blackwood	Jul 18th, 2006 10:34:19 PM
Thank you for wasting our time instead of your own.
My sketch-Out of Boredom by tile_mcgillus	Jul 18th, 2006 10:54:10 PM
http://tinyurl.com/z25cx
What's wrong with this one? by moviemaniac-7	Jul 18th, 2006 10:56:58 PM
I like it...
I'm thinking something "goatse-esque" by docfalken	Jul 18th, 2006 11:05:05 PM
Man I wish I had the time to elaborate and put it on paper.
tile_mcgillus by OurManInMontr	Jul 18th, 2006 11:06:51 PM
Nice. When you're even boreder, kick it up a notch and enter it in the contest.
Yo, MASSA! If you're peeking at this, I got a question by OurManInMontr	Jul 19th, 2006 12:19:50 AM
Hey, how you doing? What's your position on the whole Star Wars thing?
Docfalken by HessenRoots	Jul 19th, 2006 12:22:37 AM
I only know of "goatse" in refernce to one thing on all the internet... If we're thinking along the same lines, that would certainly be an avatar not soon forgotten.
Tile - AWESOME/Montreal -huh? by Massawyrm 1	Jul 19th, 2006 12:41:51 AM
Tile, that's exactly the type of insulting stuff I was hoping for. I love how you made sure to include as many religions as possible. And the can of DP was a nice touch.***OurmaninMontreal - you mean aside from the fact that I love, love, love SW? And hate the prequels? That about sums it up.
Ok TIME OUT! Chad Vader Break by Orionsangels	Jul 19th, 2006 01:28:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =4wGR4-SeuJ0
Yeah that's OK... by superzario	Jul 19th, 2006 01:50:44 AM
... But if you do something that makes fun of gay people or liberals you all get offended. Why is it OK for liberals to hate on Christians but God forbid we say something offensive to you. That would be hate speech.
SUCK! SUCK SUCKORZ! SUCKS!!! by Tall_Boy	Jul 19th, 2006 02:00:42 AM
Suck suck sucking suckity suck!! (I'm posting this for a reason... be patient...assuming I finish it.)
Pantera, what you don't understand... by Massawyrm 1	Jul 19th, 2006 02:11:44 AM
is that stuff like that is kinda exactly what I'm looking for. Get offensive. Have fun. And Superzario, man, feel free to offend whoever you want. For years guys have said exactly what you just said - I offer up that opportunity, but no takers on your side of the aisle. Are all the artists liberal atheists?
I'm just saying man. by superzario	Jul 19th, 2006 02:18:07 AM

... by superzario	Jul 19th, 2006 02:18:57 AM
One time I made a comment in a Broke back mountain talk back and forget about it.
My submission #3 by Tall_Boy	Jul 19th, 2006 02:27:34 AM
http://tinyurl.com/p37oa Above post explained! (tiny size due to trying to squeak it into photobucket)
Okay Tall Boy, that's fucking funny by Massawyrm 1	Jul 19th, 2006 03:51:24 AM
I've officially become part of a meme. Very nice!
Can't draw but can write? Wanna report on Comicon? by Brendon	Jul 19th, 2006 05:22:28 AM
http://tinyurl.com/s6rqe No money involved, but a very diluted form of glory
And in ACTUAL movie new today... by DOGSOUP	Jul 19th, 2006 06:21:34 AM
...Frank Miller is directing Will Eisner's 'The Spirit'
Massa: thanks by OurManInMontr	Jul 19th, 2006 08:19:21 AM
I just wanted to know if I should go with, say, Lobot headphones or Maul horns -or no SW reference at all- on my little crafts project. Now I know Maul horns or Bents ears will please you more (you did just say 'offend whoever you want').
DOGSOUP - more on that here by Brendon	Jul 19th, 2006 08:47:59 AM
http://filmick.blogspot.com/20 06/07/frank-miller-to-be-humbl ed-at-feet-of.html Is it good news or bad news? I would have certainly considered Brad Bird the perfect man for the job...
Massawyrm, any chance you'll post a bunch of the best by ExcaliburFfolkes	Jul 19th, 2006 09:13:08 AM
entries for all of us to see, or do we only get to see the winning entry once you've selected it?
Isn't Darth Evil Dead tedious? I hear "he's".. by Borgnine JR	Jul 19th, 2006 09:47:44 AM
..also a trannie. Just sayin'.
My entry by Parallax	Jul 19th, 2006 10:37:50 AM
I forgot to have a (cigarette) butt sticking out of his mouth, but there is at least a butt sticking out otherwise. http://www.umop.com/images/mas sawyrm_dave.jpg
parallax by Cory849	Jul 19th, 2006 11:26:32 AM
if parallax's gets picked I will never read another massawyrm post as long as I live. Honestly people - there ARE some limits...
the limit by MR INBETWEEN	Jul 19th, 2006 11:52:06 AM
Enh, in terms of something being religiously offensive,we're still waaaaaaaaaay this side of the limit, you ask me. My limit anyway. I think it's in Guam or something. I've actually never seen it.
sure... by Cory849	Jul 19th, 2006 12:25:58 PM
maybe you can draw Mohammed's face on there too. And it isnt the religious imagery for me. I can be pretty blasphemous and irreverent. Its the...well...lets just call it the "goatse effect". Got it?
So did I start some weird BUNNY thing? by GooBoy	Jul 19th, 2006 12:48:41 PM
Parallax, I do like the zits on the ass. Amazing attention to detail.
Everyone else is doin' it by GooBoy	Jul 19th, 2006 01:20:33 PM
I figure I started it all... I'll show you the other designs I worked on, in a lil animated gif. Enjoy, Geeks. http://www.cocknpuss.com/decor /wyrm.gif
What about this one? http://tinyurl.com/8mh9a by Prometeo	Jul 19th, 2006 02:34:09 PM
Bad Religion... http://tinyurl.com/8mh9a
GooBoy by Parallax	Jul 19th, 2006 04:51:44 PM
The Bunny is a coincidence, actually. He appeared in another drawing I made for Harry back in December (it got me into BNAT7!). Aside from all that, everyone loves bunnies! I absolutely love your Taunton drawing and hope they pick that one! Awesome...
Thanks guys! by Massawyrm 1	Jul 19th, 2006 05:45:16 PM
5 days in and the submissions are going strong. Sure, some folks think it's silly, but then again, it's not for them. It's for those of you who have fun with this sort of thing. And thanks for the great start. For those asking, you're damn right we're gonna have a post with all the best submissions...and of course, some of the very worst. It'll be a fun post and I'm very much looking forward to sharing some of the funny, cool and downright obscene pictures I've been getting. Keep it up guys, this is gonna be a lot of fun.
why Massawyrm "1" by quadrupletree	Jul 19th, 2006 06:19:48 PM
Was "Massawyrm" already taken?? lol!
ahem...yes by Massawyrm 1	Jul 19th, 2006 11:47:07 PM
Back in the day, I had it. But changed e-mail addresses and lost the password...at the time I wasn't writing for AICN, so rather than try to go through the channels, I simply made a new one.
massawyrm vs. moriarty by mercykill	Jul 20th, 2006 05:07:14 AM
massawyrm wishes he was moriarty but doesn't have any recognizable writing skills or insights. i guess his talent is to keep harry happy. that's why he gets to write on this site. otherwise, the guy's pretty bad. someone should draw harry on the cross, and massawyrm crying like a little baby.
by Pontsing Barset	Jul 20th, 2006 08:36:38 AM

Damn enter key... and: Nope, Cletus Van Damme... by Pontsing Barset	Jul 20th, 2006 08:42:51 AM
... only Jesus! This is Amurica boy! We don't got no truck with them heathen Muslims and Buddhists!
Did I really see.... by Skyway Moaters	Jul 20th, 2006 08:48:42 AM
TODD THE MOTHER F@#$ING IRON GIANT AWAY UP THERE?! WOO HOO! *** Howdy Todd! {:-)
my entry by generasputinhole	Jul 22nd, 2006 03:39:43 AM
yeah! the holy grail of the man who made "smoke 'em if you got 'em, I know i will" a household phrase, used by parents when lecturing their kids. http://tinyurl.com/kkmad
Massa...Tumnus? by generasputinhole	Jul 22nd, 2006 04:00:09 AM
i thought a picture of massawyrm as a faun playing a pan pipe made of smokes of varying lengths might be fun, but i dont care enough to draw another one.
massawyrm v. mercykill by Cory849	Jul 24th, 2006 07:40:22 AM
So by implication, mercykill, moriarty HAS writing skills and/or insights! Moriarty - you just got a compliment from a mean old cranky ass talkshitbacker! he probably regrets it now but enjoy it nonetheless!
THIS...IS...MASSAWYRM!!! (submission) by MrDr	Jul 26th, 2006 11:40:07 PM
I'm nowhere near as talented as most of you's guys, but here ya go! Hope the email went through. http://img146.imageshack.us/im g146/6509/massafinalrt9.jpg
To clear up a couple things about it- by MrDr	Jul 27th, 2006 01:15:00 AM
I know it's hard to decypher. That's a pink lightsaber. And Kuato. And milk droplets squirting from Harry's teets. I'd call it abstract, but then I'd just be bullshitting you.
What's the story with the Gulag? by MR INBETWEEN	Aug 8th, 2006 01:11:28 AM

Harry might know "massawyrm", but I dont. by Cotton McKnight	Aug 21st, 2006 03:28:15 PM
I visit this site daily and I have absolutely no idea who this guy is. His contributions must be minimal.
Come on already! I'm dying here! by Wes_Man2th	Aug 23rd, 2006 07:07:06 PM
Puhlease post the winners! Your loyal readers deserve closure! If you can't post all entries, post the three best & the three worst! If you can't post that, post a note saying nobody won! For Chrissake, post a fart so we know you haven't forgotten about this contest! Whatever happened to the Brisco contest, or the Superman contest (good luck finding evidence on this site that there ever was a Superman contest). TALKBACKERS UNITE! MAKE MASSA SQUIRM! Come on Massa, are you having second thoughts? Are you suffering separation anxiety? Stop being so aloof, man. Post us a note. Don't leave us hanging. WE DEMAND SATISFACTION, SIR!
It's coming, it's coming by Massawyrm 1	Aug 23rd, 2006 07:26:02 PM
I submitted it two weeks ago. I'm promised it will be up shortly.
Oh... and TOO SOON!! by Admiral_Kirk	Sep 13th, 2006 11:45:25 AM
This 'Post Comment'preview option is a bit odd...
So are the missing talkback posts coming back? by Admiral_Kirk	Sep 13th, 2006 11:47:58 AM
I'm doubting it...
"...ready to go by August 9th " by Yipes	Sep 22nd, 2006 11:50:06 PM
Seriously, I think some kind of update is in order.
I need to have an experiment here... by Stalin vs Predator	Oct 22nd, 2007 01:17:40 PM
...and see if the link to old posts returns after you create a new one in the resurrected talkbacks. Let's find out.

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