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Sony has been CURSEd with Chow Yun Fat's GOLDEN FLOWER, if you know what I mean...

Last! by CuervoJones	Jun 27th, 2006 08:34:36 AM
Chow yun Fat means coolness.
Ching Siu-Tung = badass by Doctor_Sin	Jun 27th, 2006 08:38:24 AM
But, I'm a sucker for wuxia films. Bring it on!
POW! by brycemonkey	Jun 27th, 2006 08:38:30 AM
Second beeyatch!!!
Doctor_Sin: You have brought shame to me... by brycemonkey	Jun 27th, 2006 08:44:36 AM
and caused great loss of face to my clan. The only way for me to get justice is to give each member of your clan a golden shower. Prepare for battle...
Confucius say, "Third is the new Second" by Doctor_Sin	Jun 27th, 2006 08:59:25 AM
Brycemonkey, only together, with your Pissing Baboon stance and my Tremoring Codger blade, can we restore a sense of right and justice to AICN.
Finally some more Chow Yun-fat by dejectedgeek	Jun 27th, 2006 09:35:08 AM
BOUT GODDAMN TIME!
Ha! Doctor_Sin... by brycemonkey	Jun 27th, 2006 09:51:31 AM
My Pissing Baboon can shatter your Tremoring Codger Blade. I will crush you and rule AICN with an iron fist! Now witness the unstoppable fury of the Pissing Baboon...
kung fu makes me happy by tripp5	Jun 27th, 2006 10:25:52 AM
that is all
House of flying daggers by Stollentroll	Jun 27th, 2006 12:14:39 PM
...was the greatest disappointment EVER. To me, "Hero" is one of the major accomplishments of modern cinema.
Zhang Ziyi is too hot in Daggers... by CuervoJones	Jun 27th, 2006 12:29:11 PM
...to be a disappointment
Doctor Sin and Bryce Monkey, I challenge you! by Uncapie	Jun 27th, 2006 01:21:45 PM
Dogs of the AICN! Nothing can escape my flying Donkey Punch! It was taught to me by the Donkey Masters of the Forbidden City! They are legends! We shall see who is the true ruler of AICN! Begin!
wow by StovetopStuffin'	Jun 27th, 2006 02:55:55 PM
it took 4 posts before someone made a golden shower comment. I'd have bet on 1st or 2nd post.
I thought Chow Yun Fat was dead. by godoffireinhell	Jun 27th, 2006 03:06:44 PM
Oh well, it'll be interesting to see what he looks like these days.
I thank you! by brycemonkey	Jun 27th, 2006 04:48:45 PM
I'll piss on anything that moves!!!
brycemonkey.. by nemesisdarkside	Jun 27th, 2006 05:57:58 PM
Pissing Baboon! You trecherous dog, you killed my master! I still remember it like it was yesterday, I returned to the temple only to smell urine everywhere. You desecrated our Dancin' Dragon,shrine! Uncapie and Doc Sin we should join forces. Become a male Heroic Trio! No one will be able to stop the combine force of Dancin' Dragon, Tremoring Codger blade and Flying Donkey Punch! Together we can defeat the honour-less Pissing Baboon and finally restore peace and justice to the land of AICN.
On Topic by nemesisdarkside	Jun 27th, 2006 06:02:31 PM
Heard about this film awhile ago. I'm a fan of Chow Yun Fat, Zhang Yimou and Wuxia so I'm looking forward to this film. Can't wait!
Any news on Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles? by judderman	Jun 27th, 2006 06:21:22 PM
I'd like news of just one return to form for the director of "To Live."
The Male Heroic Trio strike! by Uncapie	Jun 27th, 2006 06:40:47 PM
I have heard of this mysterious Dancin' Dragon style. It is quite honorable. Let us join forces! But, we must beware! The brycemonkey Pissing Baboon style is very deadly! To those who offend the Land Of AICN, taste our power!
Sony, that's a relief, I guess... by Harry Weinstein	Jun 27th, 2006 06:56:56 PM
...maybe this time it won't be cut, unlike HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS and KUNG FU HUSTLE. I'm scared what they're going to do for a poster - KUNG FU HUSTLE had the ugliest eyesore of a poster in Sony Classics' history - nothing but a yellow photoshop abortion. This one actually has "golden" in the title - god only knows what they'll do this time. And who the fuck thought CURSE OF THE GOLDEN FLOWER was a better title than CITY OF THE GOLDEN ARMOUR, which is what this used to be called?
The LAST shall be FIRST, Cuervo... by paulh	Jun 27th, 2006 07:58:54 PM
Subject header of the week. :)
Asian Supreme by mrsren	Jun 27th, 2006 08:49:10 PM
Bring it on!!! I would watch a bad asian/foreign film almost any day instead of a mediocure US film.
Flying Donkey Punch and Dancin' Dragon by Doctor_Sin	Jun 27th, 2006 10:56:51 PM
Our masters were all fellow monks at the Eternally Pestulant Smegma Temple! Brothers - it is fate which has brought us together! We must join forces...and right this injustice! Pissing Baboon must either join us or be destroyed. We shall meet at the Dim Sum and settle this over flying chopsticks.
Join you? Never!!! by brycemonkey	Jun 28th, 2006 08:04:06 AM
I will seek aide from my brothers in the Inflamed Monkey-But clan. Together we will destroy you and rule AICN (and probably marry a Princess).

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