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Brad Pitt's Going To Fight WORLD WAR Z?!

primero? by b3mike	Jun 15th, 2006 04:23:11 AM
second?
Zombie Survival by adamkay	Jun 15th, 2006 04:23:34 AM
Great book; Brad Pitt + Zombies, now that's a coin toss.
I'm first in a topic about Pitt and Zombies. Kill me. by SantiagoAtez	Jun 15th, 2006 04:23:36 AM
Yeah, we need another Zombie movie. cough
Sorry you had first by adamkay	Jun 15th, 2006 04:24:16 AM
But who cares, it's like 2:30 in the morning!
ok, I'm not first, but zombie movies still suck. by SantiagoAtez	Jun 15th, 2006 04:24:38 AM
And so does Pitt.
Pitt As A Zombie? by SnakesOnABicycle	Jun 15th, 2006 04:28:11 AM
Cause if you've seen pictures of him lately the dude looks so depressed he could pass for one. I mean, can you imagine being the best looking guy in the world, able to have any kind of tail you want, settling on a piece of ass like Angelina Jolie, leaving your wife (albeit a boring no talent wife), but only after a few months end up with a human balloon who seems to battling Oprah for the grandstander of the year award, and has moved you to the backwoods capital of the world, Africa? Even zombies make better decisions.
So by Ridge	Jun 15th, 2006 04:56:29 AM
Will he dump Jolie on the set of this film and start shagging a corpse?
Hummmmmm by Samson_K	Jun 15th, 2006 05:02:02 AM
I've got a dream, fanciful I know but in this dream someone will make a film where - now, get this, the dead have risen and are taking over the world - you know, kinda like zombies but these one's would be really decayed and bloodthirtsy. Then, humanity has to form tight bands of survivors and they have to survive in this post apocalyptic world. Ah well - I know it's nothing more than a pipe dream and it'll never happen in my life but we can only hope.
Mmmm... zombie goodness by turk128	Jun 15th, 2006 05:11:17 AM
Good or bad, this flic is gonna rock. Only thing that could be better is if Peter Jackson finally gets down to doing his zombie epic!
Zombie Movies Would Be Better If... by DirtyRatBastard	Jun 15th, 2006 05:25:14 AM
They were an element of 24. Just picture it, angry as fuck zombies unleashed across the L.A. proper, and only one man (with the help of a deceased ex-president and a simple canvas sack) can turn the tide for the living. Of course we all know who that man would be... The only way you could make him any harder is if you gave him a lightsaber and a handful of GRAVITAS
I hope Pitt has a plutonic relationship with a zombie by Mirrorball Man	Jun 15th, 2006 07:23:36 AM
Let's get plutonic baby!
Does a plutonic relationship.... by Childe Roland	Jun 15th, 2006 08:00:01 AM
...automatically lead to safe sex because of the sterility brought on by the radioactivity? I dunno. But I do know I enjoy a good post-apocalyptic zombie film. And Pitt did some very competent action-type-hero work in Mr & Mrs Smith. Could be worht a look.
Zombie Surival Guide is essential reading by tripp5	Jun 15th, 2006 08:04:20 AM
you wont think its a straight faced joke when you find yrself being eaten by The Swarm and you say to yrself, "Man, what was chapter 2 about again? i'm sure that would save my life right about now..." and then the rest of yr thoughts are cut off by the teeth of a zombie on yr brain...
I love me some Zombies... by brycemonkey	Jun 15th, 2006 08:09:21 AM
just watched Zombie Flesh Eaters last night, first underwater zombie? Anyways add in some Pitt and plenty of the living dead and I'll see you on opening night.
Zombies are taking over the media and I'm happy. by beastie	Jun 15th, 2006 08:11:40 AM

Harry, feel free to delete my mistake posts. by beastie	Jun 15th, 2006 08:13:31 AM
We've got Zombie Survival Guide, Walking Dead, Cell and now this. I'm very excited as I cannot get enough zombies. If you haven't read Walking Dead, do. It's like an old Romero flick meets 'Lost'. Unbelievable stuff.
good thing by Skippy75	Jun 15th, 2006 08:49:06 AM
with brad pitt in it. you know that this will be a zombie movie with a HUGE budget. that should be interesting
It's PLATONIC losers! [nt] by PlutoNick	Jun 15th, 2006 09:05:40 AM
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Zombie Apocolypse? Brad Pitt? Erectile Disfunction? by Capt. Murphy	Jun 15th, 2006 09:21:43 AM
I love a good zombie movie, this sounds like a good project to predict death for before it even gets off the ground though. I think we're on the tail end of the horror movie cycle, about 70% through the superhero cycle, and we're about to move into the Global-Warming-Destroying-The- Planet-and-Killing-Millions cycle (not actually killing people yet, just the movies at this point). I also think we'll see quite a few more movies about political corruption at high levels and corporate corruption at every level. I think the only zombies will see in a future movie are going to be whoever plays Cheney and Rumsfeld.
Give me a Stubbs the Zombie movie by Terry_1978	Jun 15th, 2006 09:22:04 AM
It's about time we got one from the zombie's point of view.
Is Ann Coulter your hero, homewrecker? Hmmm? by Mr Nice Gaius	Jun 15th, 2006 09:25:58 AM

This Is The ID4 of Zombie Movies by Saluki	Jun 15th, 2006 09:43:54 AM
If Hollywood wasn't going to make it, I was going to breakdown and do it myself. Now... It looks like I can just relax.
they're still around after ten years? by durhay	Jun 15th, 2006 09:49:37 AM
they don't decay?
Alright by CaptDanielRoe	Jun 15th, 2006 10:10:07 AM
I'd make a zombie movie too and I'll tell you why: Because there are so goddamned many zombie movies already that it's tempting to take a shot at being the best of the lot.
The Zombie Survival Guide... by zbbrox	Jun 15th, 2006 10:10:09 AM
..rocks, and rocks hard. Greatest fucking zombie-based fictional non-fiction book in history.
Zombies... by radio1_mike	Jun 15th, 2006 10:28:55 AM
Zombies... Baby! Yeah! Yeah! I look forward to it.
Zombie Survival Guide... by Redrockmullet	Jun 15th, 2006 10:50:06 AM
flipped me out. I KNOW that its not real, but while reading it I found myself planning how I could stockade my appartment and use it, since its on the 3rd floor, as an inpenatrable fortress of zombieless freedom! God, I'm a loser!
Attention Hollywood: I have a great idea for a movie! by Uncapie	Jun 15th, 2006 11:00:24 AM
But, no actors are attached, I don't have a script, director, producer or start date. I don't even have a distrubtor. But, some of the biggest stars in Hollwood have looked at it! Well, they've looked at me holding the script but, they've looked at it. Its called...what was my story about again?
Pitt played an excellent zombie in Meet Joe Black by Osmosis Jones	Jun 15th, 2006 11:32:38 AM

Whatrever happened to the Zombie TV series? by cookylamoo	Jun 15th, 2006 12:54:39 PM
I heard here that it was pitched the same time as Jericho and Heroes. Where is it already?
ECW! ECW! by zillabeast	Jun 15th, 2006 01:29:14 PM
Anyone see that zombie on ECW tuesday night?
we're gonna have an 80million dollar zombie flick? by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jun 15th, 2006 01:52:43 PM
AWESOME!
Anne Coulter sodomized by a Giant Robot. by TomBodet	Jun 15th, 2006 03:15:04 PM
You heard it hear first. Yessir. One that looks just like Al Gore. Now THAT brings a few images to mind. Not especially Pleasant ones, at that.
Question for the Zombie Movie Fans by readingwriter	Jun 15th, 2006 04:53:37 PM
I am very particular about the zombie movies I like--Shock Waves; Night of the Living Dead; I Walked With a Zombie; Dawn of the Dead REMAKE (original bored me); 28 Days Later (until the military crap)--and I am wondering what you who've seen it think of Cannibal Holocaust. I know that it's technically not a zombie flick but it is kinda sorta part of that ambience. Your thoughts on this -- and any other suggestions -- greatly appreciated.
Thanks for clearing that up... by Childe Roland	Jun 15th, 2006 05:13:01 PM
...PlutoNick. So apparently it's not the testicles, but the funny bone that gets impaired by prolonged exsposure to plutonium...or is that Platonium? Which would be funnier? Oh, wait. You wouldn't know.
fuckin A by calami-shami	Jun 15th, 2006 05:22:20 PM
that is all.
I dunno by BayouWilly	Jun 15th, 2006 07:22:26 PM
I liked Cannibal Holocaust, but don't really see any similarities to that and zombie movies.
Zombie POV by alienindisguise	Jun 15th, 2006 07:31:08 PM
I like the idea of a zombie flick from the zombies perspective. We know they crave brains, but how might they pass the time when they've run out of victims...hmmm...I wonder...
SImilarities with zombie movies by readingwriter	Jun 15th, 2006 09:09:01 PM
The diet?
Brad Pitt probably won't be in it. by seanny_d	Jun 15th, 2006 11:23:03 PM
He's just producing it. While it would be interesting to see Pitt in an all-out zombie war movie, I highly doubt it's going to happen. It'll probably be a relatively low budget movie, since horror movies are pretty much easy money for studios.
Wish Leo would've gotten it! Pitt is a talentless hack! by captboulder	Jun 16th, 2006 10:19:14 AM
We all know Pitt a big ole' pussy who probably wouldn't allow his hair to get mess up! At least Leo would've kick ass and taken names and we know who the better actor, anyways!
Zombie Survival Guide by Knobules	Jun 16th, 2006 10:41:30 AM
My 1 1/2 year old reads it while learning to use the can.
"At least Leo would've kick ass and taken names" by The Ender	Jun 16th, 2006 02:46:10 PM
You do know, this is LEONARDO DICAPRIO we are talking about!? Right? Not the Ninja Turtle...
captboulder... by ectocriminal	Jun 16th, 2006 07:49:35 PM
brad pitt was tyler durden. leo couldn't even grow the balls to be patrick bateman, who deep down was a sniveling pussy anyway, so the part would've fit him.

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