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AQUAMAN Premiere!! HBO's 1st ENTOURAGE Since September!!

"It's anal sex night at the Gold household." by zool43	Jun 11th, 2006 03:36:49 AM
I'm totally psyched for the new season!
just happy its back! by tristeele1	Jun 11th, 2006 04:04:44 AM
that is all
C@cksucker! by Julius Dithers	Jun 11th, 2006 04:28:01 AM
That word belongs in this TB, too.
Entourage illustrates how... by cookylamoo	Jun 11th, 2006 07:53:35 AM
barred from descrimination against women by feminism, males now turn upon each other, creating a new race of subserviants by making other males their "bitches", calling each other by girl names, claiming they "own" each other, and constrantly questioning each other's sexuuality. This kind of prison sensibility is also on diosplay on shows like "Scrubs" males go out of their way to treat eachother like slave girls. I guess boys must be boys, even without females.
Sorry, it's early. When's Harry going to add an edit by cookylamoo	Jun 11th, 2006 08:06:42 AM
function?
Aquaman by alienindisguise	Jun 11th, 2006 08:13:16 AM
I've loved the stuff with Cameron and I hope that we get a few scenes of the "finished" movie.
Congraturations Cookylamoo... by Sean38	Jun 11th, 2006 08:40:29 AM
...that is officially THE single most idiotic thing I have ever read on the Internet. And that's saying something.
And whose bitch are you, Sean? by cookylamoo	Jun 11th, 2006 10:33:53 AM

Sorry cookylamoo by mattw	Jun 11th, 2006 12:11:27 PM
Not to gang up on you, but I gotta agree with Sean38. What?
It's okay Cookylamoo just got back from college by Bean_	Jun 11th, 2006 12:14:14 PM
Let's hug it out bitch!
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"Young 21 Jump Street" by calami-shami	Jun 11th, 2006 12:45:06 PM
that's fucking comedy gold.
Woops by mattw	Jun 11th, 2006 12:56:33 PM
That 'WGND3 news' post was supposed to be on the Spiderman TB. Oh well, it wouldn't have been funnny there, either.
So nobody's noticed... by cookylamoo	Jun 11th, 2006 12:58:20 PM
That over the last five years men have started calling each other "bitch" , and refered to less agressive men as "ladies?" That homophobia has reached an all time high. Where have YOU Been?
cookylamoo by Freakemovie	Jun 11th, 2006 01:13:55 PM
It might be mildly anti-feminine but I wouldn't call it homophobia. It's just a way for guys to bond. I promise it's not a big deal. So get over it.
"bitch" is a recent phenomenon?? by reinhold	Jun 11th, 2006 01:37:59 PM
I know I started calling other guys "bitch" when I was 13 years old after laughing my ass off hearing Ice T say it in New Jack City in '91. How is it that you think this is something from the last five years?
Call me Helen Keller Cause I'm a Fucking Miracle Worker by RezE11even	Jun 11th, 2006 01:45:17 PM
BITCH! The boys are back in town. 20 episodes this year!
how was helen keller a miracle worker? by Toe Jam	Jun 11th, 2006 02:03:01 PM
sorry ... not to be rude, but that reference is lost on me. if anything, helen keller herself was a miracle, but i don't know that she could be described as a miracle worker, though she had many great accomplishments. was that a line in "entourage"? if so, i'm disappointed, because the lines are usually much wittier than that.
i can see where cookylamoo is coming from ... by Toe Jam	Jun 11th, 2006 02:12:21 PM
but i think his/her criticism is a little misdirected. while it's true that "entourage" has a habit of having its characters refer to each other as "bitch," "lady," etc., i'd venture to say it's actually one of the less machoistic and homophobic shows around. at least it hasn't resorted to homosexuality as a punchline, which another critical darling ("arrested development," which i also love) did every episode with one of its main characters. "entourage" is simply showing what it's like for a few rather typical american guys to suddenly start living the obscenely wealthy, famous lifestyle. the guys talk like normal young, straight guys. i think the show neither endorses or condemns the way they subvert each other with language like "bitch" and "fag." it's simply an honest. that said, i can't believe i'm actually posting a diatribe about the sexual and moral undertones of such a shallow (though immensely enjoyable) show.
Toe Jam by Quin the Eskimo	Jun 11th, 2006 02:50:08 PM
http://tinyurl.com/r2gvz BITCH
Cookaymaloo, that's normal guy stuff by Big Bad Clone	Jun 11th, 2006 03:07:34 PM
My uncles used to greet everyone of their nephews with "Hey, fruity". We're suupposed to roll with the insults. It's more a form of playful aggressive behavior than homophobia. They're not hurting each other's feelings or anything. It's play.
Victory!!! by Super Fly	Jun 11th, 2006 04:57:35 PM
I just hope we get treated to some old 'Viking Quest' footage this season.
You know... I tried watching the first season... by El Fuego	Jun 11th, 2006 05:41:07 PM
found it tremendously lame. but something about the promos for this season and the buzz really make sme want to give it another try. So I will.
"This morning I was driving around in an $80K Mercedes by mpfanatic	Jun 11th, 2006 06:02:53 PM
and now I'm riding around in a prop car from The Fast & the Furious" FUCKING GENIUS
What up to all the Aquaf@ggers out there! by R.C. the "Wise"	Jun 11th, 2006 07:20:09 PM

bob saget is comedy gold in season 2 by white owl	Jun 11th, 2006 08:01:13 PM
when he shows up with a housewarming gift for the crew.. and he's at the madam's place kissing on girls hittin the water bong. oh also on blowin up he's good. "IM BOB SAGET THIS IS WHAT I DO, MY HOUSE MY CAR YO THIS IS MY CREW!"
Debi Mazur looks like Rosie O'Donnell. by ProzacMorris	Jun 11th, 2006 09:17:32 PM
I'm just saying is all.
I love you Aquafag by Elmore Rigby	Jun 11th, 2006 09:37:50 PM
almost as much as I love Johnny Cakes.
Beat you to the top you 50 year old cocksucker! by RezE11even	Jun 11th, 2006 09:39:44 PM
Like a suction cup.
Was that it???? by zool43	Jun 11th, 2006 09:46:33 PM
I'm a huge fan but this was a weak season premiere. Some stuff was funny like James Woods giving noogies to Drama and Ari screaming "Lloyd!" never seems to get old but having the guys' moms come to the premiere was way too fucking sappy for me. I hate Mercedes Ruehl.
Lets get drunk and headbutt some kangaroos ... by Schmiggy JK	Jun 12th, 2006 12:34:00 AM
Because Entourage is back!
And cookylamoo by Schmiggy JK	Jun 12th, 2006 12:37:26 AM
Get the F#@k out and dont even grab a bagel!
patrickwalsh.blog-city.com by ptapat	Jun 12th, 2006 03:04:33 AM
This guy's site is funny as shit, and he does great tv reviews too. He's got reviews of tonight's HBO shows up.
Cookylamoo by Sicuv Uyall	Jun 12th, 2006 07:14:58 AM
Bitch.
Entourage S1 = Lame. S2 = New Show Completely... by Mr. Profit	Jun 12th, 2006 09:05:09 AM
Season 2 is when the show found it's footing and is incredibly enjoyable. Ari is worst that before (in a good way) the gang seemed to have gelled off screen. And Eric becomes the character that hold everything together. Season 2 was great stuff. And this new episode was good. I don't get the hate.
Newsflash! Calling a dude a "Bitch" did not start...... by Mr. Profit	Jun 12th, 2006 09:18:07 AM
With Eminem... I live in The Bronx, grew up in NYC. Guys calling another guy a "Bitch Ass N*gga", "Bitch Ass", "You Fucking Bitch", "Pussy", "Fag", "Soft" is real old. All that shit pre-dates the 90's. Is it right? Maybe not. But you have to have a sense of humor about the way guys talk to each other. These words can be bad or be funny, depending on who you are talking to and how you say it. The other day one of my friends blew off a guys night of drinking and watching the Tarver fight to work out problems with his girl and he was quickly called "Gay". And don't get sensitive about being called one of the above by a friend as a joke because then people will really think something is wrong with you. "Entourage" is pretty truthful in the depiction of straight male friendships. Maybe Cookoolookoo (or whatever his name is) should spend less time trying to look smarter than everyone (in a fucking talk back!) by writing stupid and useless pseudo college essays trying to find hidden meanings behind a comedy on TV. People are stupid, it's like when the OC was credited for the term "Chicken Head".
This show is a suckfest by Jeditemple	Jun 12th, 2006 09:37:50 AM
This is why I dumped HBO.
Was that 2 hellen keller references in 2 HBO shows in by Novaman5000	Jun 12th, 2006 10:11:51 AM
one night? Oh, and I always thought it was Helens teacher that was the miracle worker...ah well.
I had forgotten how bad the acting is by Garbageman33	Jun 12th, 2006 10:24:41 AM
There's a reason you've never seen Vince or Eric in anything else of note. They suck. I like the storylines enough to look past it most of the time, but once in a while they deliver a line that's so off, you can't help but be taken out of the moment.
Wow, some people are really passionate about by cookylamoo	Jun 12th, 2006 03:21:36 PM
their right to denegrate another person's masculinity. OK, so white guys stole this rap from black kids. Why not, we've stole everything else from Black Culture. But really, is this the kind of thing you really want to import. It's like watching forty year old white guys wearing trousers that hang off their ass...pathetic.
Who the fuck said I was black? by Mr. Profit	Jun 12th, 2006 03:34:34 PM
Not that it matters, but just because I said I was from the Bronx and NY I'm black?
It think it was "Bitch Ass N*gga", by cookylamoo	Jun 12th, 2006 04:08:07 PM
That gave that impression.
Great opening episode last night... by vinceklortho	Jun 12th, 2006 04:29:53 PM
loved the part when they brought in all the moms from the plane. Incredibly cheesy, but it put a huge smile on my face. Stepped off right where season 2 ended...and that's a good thing because last season was terrific. Just wish it was an hour long show. Jeremy Piven kicks ass; you gotta love him. I'm really looking forward to this season and seriously consider it one of tv's best comedies. That "Jimmy" Woods cameo was great, too!
Cockymaloo by Big Bad Clone	Jun 12th, 2006 05:23:49 PM
I'm "biracial" as I'm half white and half latino, believe me when I say that calling another dude, bitch, pussy, fag, etc. is not imported from black culture. It is simply a thing guys do to each other. When my dad was playing "Hide the Belt" (a game where you hide a belt in an alley and whoever finds it gets to whip the others) in an all white neighborhood, they called each other fag. My mother's brothers call each other gay or the equivelant of "bitch" in spanish. I'm sure that this is true all over the fucking world. It's not something that should be done in mixed company so, maybe it seem like it is everywhere. But this is how guys act when they are freinds and no one else is around.
cookylamoo by BLWiseass	Jun 12th, 2006 05:32:13 PM
I'm not one to usually address anyone personally in a talkback, but seriously, shut the fuck up. Your observations are off base and you're only embarrassing yourself with your transparent attempt at appearing insightful. The fact that guys address each other as "pussy" or "bitch" is often done jokingly as a term of endearment and is in no way cause by or influenced by "feminism". If anything this show is a testement to the failure of the feminist movement because women on the show are very rarely shown as anything more than objects to be had. Not saying thats the way it should be, just the way it is. That being said a decent opener to a decent show. This show would be nothing without Piven but i have missed watching it since the second season ended. The second season was a definite improvement over the first, and while there is almost a formulaic pattern to a lot of the jokes (especially those involving Johnny Drama) I still laugh several times each episode. To me its just fun escapist summer entertainment.
You are both idiots! by cookylamoo	Jun 12th, 2006 06:48:46 PM
Big bad clone- don't blame me for your fucked up childhood and your abusive father. 8LWeisas - If feminism had failed, you'd still be calling women "bitch" not your buddies. This isn't high school boys, this is the internet so Nahhhh Nahhhh.
Cookylamoo, you are very off base here by Big Bad Clone	Jun 12th, 2006 09:19:51 PM
My childhood was very far from fucked up. I am saying that in close knit men will often bond by playfully insulting each other. My father is not abusive, I was pointing out a game that he and his boyhood chums played with each other back in mid-20th centuary. I used that to illustrate that boys were jerks to each other back then as well. I am not ganging up on you or bashing your opinion. I am merely adding my observations to counter your assertions. If cannot be civil about this, then why bother communicating your opinion to us? This isn't a cable news show, we can take our time and make our points. So rather than insult me and my family, would you kindly offer evidence to support your claim?
I found the episode unsatisfying by Rupee88	Jun 12th, 2006 10:05:33 PM
For some reason this show doesn't work for me in 30 minute doses. I think I will wait until the season is over and watch the whole thing in one big marathon like I did with season 1 and most of season 2. It seems to make a huge difference with this show for some reason. The Sopranos is better in a marathon too, but it works better week to week than Entourage does...maybe because it's just 30 min...I dunno, but that's the case. But I lost the groove from last season and this episode didn't resonate with me. It seemed too forced and formulaic too with James Woods, etc.
It wasn'r very civil of BLWisass to tell me .... by cookylamoo	Jun 12th, 2006 10:24:08 PM
to shut the fuck up. I would call that rather uncivil. Also, from your description of "hide the belt" I had no idea when your father was playing this game. It sounded like he was playing it with you. ***** now I finally watched Entourage tonight and I have to admit, the toned down the homophobia a bit, although the misogengy seemed to be cranked up an equal amount. All in all, I found "lucky Louie" to be five times as funny.
Well, then I'll call BLWiseass' mother... by Big Bad Clone	Jun 12th, 2006 11:14:50 PM
would that make you feel better. On could argue that verbal abuse among guys is a way to "toughen" them up so that insults from others don't cut so deep. You calling me an idiot didn't bother me because I've heard much worse things from guy friends, brothers and cousins. Frankly, I'm a bit concerned that you would bother lashing out at others when you could have easily joked or debated with them. ---- and how homophobic can this show be if they had Drama and Turtle double team a girl last season?
Borat Movie Trailer!! by OB Wan Afghani	Jun 13th, 2006 12:30:19 AM
Borat Movie Trailer!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =cOTpfkfS-2k
cookylamoo, you are REALLY ignorant by one9deuce	Jun 13th, 2006 01:13:43 AM
And so is your feminism teacher at whatever college you just returned from for summer vacation. Men have always insulted each other good-naturedly, and the number one insult has always been calling the other guy a woman. Or a homosexual. There are plenty of Westerns and War movies from the 30's where a character refers to other guys as "ladies". By the way, the only thing feminism accomplished is making women have to work 40+ hours a week AND raise kids/cook/keep a clean household. Feminism made the incredibly foolhardy mistake of thinking that men were keeping women down/barefoot/pregnant, when in reality women are the way they are regardless and independent of men. Women had it made in the 50's, and feminism fucked it up. As a man, I am not complaining because it didn't change much for me, but just imagine how many women would love to be stay-at-home Moms and not have to work full-time just so there is enough money.
And to stay on topic by one9deuce	Jun 13th, 2006 01:15:44 AM
I laughed my ass off several times during the season premiere. Just like I do during every episode. Entourage is hilarious, and I really want to see some footage of Aquaman!
I tell BLWiseass' mother. myself.. by cookylamoo	Jun 13th, 2006 07:19:03 AM
After I fuck her in the ass and have her lick the poop off my cock.....there, am I getting with the program now? What's your mother doing tonight?
OK. Bored now. by cookylamoo	Jun 13th, 2006 07:45:41 AM
Having sunk as low as the people I berate, I am officially leaving this talkback and I will not appear on anymore Entourage talkbacks unless someone calls me out (Like Candyman). Have fun with your name calling and belittling...I'm out of here.
Kevin Dillon... by BobParr	Jun 13th, 2006 08:00:31 AM
has taken Johnny Drama to a new level. He is the perfect combination of stupidity, arrogance, and hopelessness.
Calling out Cookylamoo by BobParr	Jun 13th, 2006 08:06:30 AM
Sorry about being late to this TB. I've just read all of the nonsense above. My take: Entourage is successful because these guys are realistic. This is how young, stupid guys from NY act. I know because I used to be a young, stupid giy from NY. I don't want some unrealistic PC bullshit. Guys like that are not PC. If you want to watch entertainment that fits into your PC bubble you should go see Rob Reiner movies. I can almost guarentee you will be the only person in the theater.
Main problem with the Episode... by Mr. Profit	Jun 13th, 2006 08:19:34 AM
Do we really buy Rail Thin-Lollipop Head Vince as a guy who can realistically bed all the "Skanks" in Hollywood? I'm surprised they haven't made Adrian get into better shape yet... Isn't this show created by Marky Mark (a guy who made abs and Calvin Klein underwear popular in the 90's?) Why hasn't someone told Adrian Grenier to beef up a bit? His TV alter ego just played a fucking Superhero in a big budget movie, even "Bitch Ass Fag" Tobey Maguire got into better shape to play Spider"Fag". And this show needs to at least be 45 minutes to an hour long now. It seems too short. "Weeds" on Showtime has the same problem.
"Animal" Comment Hugely Racist by Flexfill	Jun 13th, 2006 11:11:07 AM
Am I the only fucking one who found that line... "Who's that animal?" from Turtle's mother incredibly fucking racist. This ain't the Sopranos folks, even if the boys flew all the moms in from Alphabet City. She just plain called that fine lady out as an "animal" at a red fucking carpet premiere, and nobody has anything to say about it but me? Next thing you know, they'll be reheating the ovens.
Can I get a talkback dedicated to me by Snookeroo	Jun 13th, 2006 12:13:09 PM
if I say something controversial, too? Just askin'.
Yeah Flexfill, that shit was insanely racist... by Mr. Profit	Jun 13th, 2006 12:36:51 PM
But true to life. I live in a mostly Italian/Irish neighborhood now and experience comments like that occassionally from the more old school racist residents who have been there for ages. It's sad.
Too Short by Fatty Magee	Jun 13th, 2006 01:24:28 PM
This needs to be an hour show. I feel like it is just about hit its groove at the end of the half hour.
It was great! by Samuel Steamer	Jun 13th, 2006 02:06:41 PM
Too bad it's only a half hour but that's what I liked about watching them all on DVD. This is a great show. If we all want more it must be!
Toe Jam, You stupid bitch... by RezE11even	Jun 13th, 2006 03:35:07 PM
Ari says, "Call me Helen Keller 'cause I'm a fucking miracle worker, bitch!" And yet we all know that Keller wasn't the miracle worker, it was the bitch that got through to her. At least, I THOUGHT we all knew that. Guess it's just "lost" on you.
HBO =Has Been (it's) Over by Agent sith	Jun 15th, 2006 06:30:04 PM
Last episode of the Sapronos was a big disapointment,they only gave Spawn 2 fking seasons (which was a great comic based series,and still better than that turd ultimate avengers movie.) and OZ series finale sucked like beecher on keller's **,now we got to put up with lame shows like Entorage..oh yeah a bunch of dumb ass freeloaders.how original,Big love looks to be a big stinker and if i wanna see what went on in ROME, i would watch Caligula. Atleast the one thing they did right, was cancel Six feet under. it's not Tv it's HBOff
I thought that chick was an "animal" because she was by FluffyUnbound	Jun 16th, 2006 10:20:10 AM
"street", and not because she was "black". I might ask the same question about a white ho-bag.
Cookymaloo - Seriously, why is anyone ... by Lamerz	Jun 16th, 2006 05:51:58 PM
... lending credence to this fuckwad's posts by explaining what is painfully obvious? Yo Cooky, shut the fuck up, biatch! If you can't take the heat, then get yer ass out the kitchen. On to more important matters that Cooky's bullshit, the first Episode of the third season kicked ass. I can't wait to see how the Aquaman opening weekend turns out, and how many clients Ari is going to keep. I think it is hilarious though, that Ari won't lower himself to representing Drama.
another quiet week of news so far... by just pillow talk	Aug 8th, 2007 01:52:52 PM
sigh..

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