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Luca Takes A LOOK At Adam Rifkin's Newest Film!!

Firsties! by Little Beavis	Jun 3rd, 2006 05:08:14 PM
Zoink
Plant! by Elohim	Jun 3rd, 2006 05:20:22 PM
Had to be said... I mean come on.
Adam Rifkin? I thought you meant Alan Rafkin. by OBSD	Jun 3rd, 2006 05:25:31 PM
Who gives a fuck abou Adam Rifkin?
Actually, I've been a fan since The Dark Backward. by OBSD	Jun 3rd, 2006 05:35:35 PM
I just love the running gag on Action as well. This looks interesting even though comparing everything to Crash is getting a bit lame, when Crash itself is stylisticly the bastard son of Robert Altman's Short Cuts. When is Look coming out? Does anyone know?
speaking of weed, this post is 100% PLANT by lizard_boy	Jun 3rd, 2006 05:50:27 PM
come on, try to make it believable
Luca sounds very... by veritasses	Jun 3rd, 2006 05:50:45 PM
Jerry Springer... No money to even buy a CD, shoplifting, punches his girlfriend in public, public nudity, public drunkenness AND he admits all this in a more or less public forum. So this guy's opinion can be trusted... why...? But I guess Gary Busey and other Hollywood crack smokers exhibit similar behavior all the time. The movie does sound interesting...
Detroit Rock City... by DonkeyBalls	Jun 3rd, 2006 05:54:28 PM
...is terrible. What the fuck is this asshole talking about?
Well all Crash had going for it was its style soooo by modlight	Jun 3rd, 2006 06:18:58 PM
take that away and you're left with unlikable characters and unrealistic stories and dialouge. Can't wait.
Asshole bleaching! by Batutta	Jun 3rd, 2006 07:55:25 PM
Now that I think of it, my wife's asshole could use a little bleaching. Bye, bye chocolate starfish.
Detroit Rock City is one of the best movies ever? by Alonzo Mosely	Jun 3rd, 2006 08:19:39 PM
Boy did I miss that memo...
I'm gonna make a film about TBers' lives by Doctor_Sin	Jun 3rd, 2006 08:31:33 PM
And shoot it from the point of view of Harry's animated gif. Dicksmokers like this go to AFI, allegedly, and we wonder why Hollywood sucks? Man, this guy musta' done a line of coke while doing shots and smoking crack. This is beyond a plant - this is a whole goddamn forest full of trolls and roaming pieces of shit. Now, don't get me wrong - the movie sounds like it could be an interesting indie/arthouse thing...a bunch of strung-together snippets on videocams...but, this whole "dude, I am SO expelled if my prof finds out I scooted off to a restricted screening instead of going to the crapper" story is WEAK.
asshole bleaching by ILK	Jun 3rd, 2006 09:36:00 PM
That's all we need... tighter, whiter assholes.
Some women DO bleach their poopshoots by Doctor_Sin	Jun 3rd, 2006 10:19:26 PM
'Cos they are afraid their porn-loving men won't like them anymore if they got 'natural' buttholes. True - I read an article about it a couple months ago. It's some new social craze among some women to appear more 'pornstarish.'
Asshole bleaching? by CatVutt	Jun 3rd, 2006 10:25:40 PM
Wow. I get implants. I get lypo, collagen, botox, bleaching roots, bikini waxes, and even navel piercings. But if you're getting your asshole bleached, maybe you wanna think just for a second about the kind of guy you're inviting back there in the first place, huh?
Luca... by HolyCalamity	Jun 4th, 2006 01:07:52 AM
Hey man, you are the most phony peace of shit reviewer I have ever come across. The entire time I was reading your babel all I could think of was that new kid in sixth grade, you know the one who came and told you all these fantasticial stories about how cool he was, BULLSHIT! You are a smug peace of shit and I hope I never read anything from you again... on a positive note, the flick does sound cool!
You know what else Rifkin wrote? This review!!!! by all	Jun 4th, 2006 03:28:13 AM
Dumb fucking plant.
Rifkin has had all of two good movies in his career... by LeiaDown&FuckHer	Jun 4th, 2006 04:11:07 AM
The fun slice of 80's cheese Never On Tuesday, and the truly bizarre and fucked up (and great, if you're into that kind of thing) The Dark Backwards. Everything else he's ever done has either been mediocre, if occasionally watchable (The Chase, Detroit Rock City, Denial, Welcome To Hollywood) or just out and out fucking batshit horrible (Psycho Cop Returns, Invisible Maniac, A Tale Of Two Sisters, Without Charlie)...I still haven't seen Night At The Golden Eagle so I don't know where that fits in, but regardless Rifkin's name isn't exactly a marker of quality these days...if it ever was. Add to which, I'm not one to ever call out plant, but this one sounds leafy as fuck. Meh, whatever.
Obvious plant -- who do you think you're fooling? by Doc_McCoy	Jun 4th, 2006 06:39:57 AM
"Damn you, Rifkin, for putting those thoughts into my head. I just wanted to rock and roll all night and party everyday again with you. Instead, you made me think and think hard. You amused me and then you sucker punched me. And if anyone tells you this is far fetched, just tell them glance around at the world we live in." Hahahahahahaha.
I stopped reading at: by Uga	Jun 4th, 2006 10:47:04 AM

I stopped reading at: by Uga	Jun 4th, 2006 10:47:18 AM
"DETROIT ROCK CITY is one of the best fucking movies of all time."
NIGHT AT THE GOLDEN EAGLE by godoffireinhell	Jun 4th, 2006 01:54:04 PM
is a fucking masterpiece. Haven't seen anything else this dude has done, though.
Adam, don't become a "Luca" to review your own films. by SalvatoreGravano	Jun 4th, 2006 02:17:36 PM
Instead, just get Bobby Ray and do that "Psychocop III" already. Just like "Maniac Cop".
Rifkin's oeuvre by Trader Groucho 2	Jun 4th, 2006 05:47:12 PM
"a video surveillance camera inside a dressing room at a department store as a young hottie gets in, and yes, fellas, undresses, stares at herself, plays with her boobs and ass....". You have to given Rifkin credit for consistency. The plot of Invisible Maniac involves a high school science teacher smart enough to invent a formula to make himself invisible but clueless enough to do no better with this amazing invention than to watch teenage girls in the PE showers. Sounds to me like he's going to the same well, but now he's learned how to dress up his real subject of interest with social commentary. Isn't the difference - in some circles at least - between art and trash???
"Teenage hottie... undressing" by brycemonkey	Jun 5th, 2006 08:56:41 AM
Sounds rather voyeuristic and trashy. Although I like the premise of following characters/dialogue/action through random security cams. Also, there should be more asshole bleaching in movies... ;-)
I Guess Adam Rifkin Needs Some Bleaching. by heywood jablomie	Jun 5th, 2006 03:56:52 PM
It had to be said.
It's a plant, but I doubt very much it's Rifkin... by Wungolioth	Jun 5th, 2006 07:02:18 PM
...but it IS probably someone who had something to do with the production. I mean, if Rifkin wanted to promote his movie on this site, I'm sure any one of a number of the reviewers would jump at the chance to interview him about his new movie. I'm pretty sure one of the guys at this site made some mention of knowing him personally 'round about the time Night of the Golden Eagle came out, I think there might have even been an Austin screening.
I have seen LOOK by flawless1000	Nov 27th, 2007 01:44:17 AM
It's actually right next to me, Adam is my cousin. The movie is okay, I'm not a huge movie guru but as an avid movie watcher I thought it was decent. There is kinda to much sex inthe movie (and this is comming from a guy who would never say that. Ha) But it deff. makes you think a little more.

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