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FANBOYS set to be the funniest goddamn movie ever... at least for Harry Knowles and his fictional neice!!!

HAHAHHA, that's great, Grande Rojo! by Pacino86845	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:23:59 AM
That could be one of the funniest performances of the year!
Congratulations, Harry! by Darth Bono Jr.	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:24:45 AM
Your legend shall live on long after the internet crashes & burns.
Didja hear that Harry has a 19 y/o girlfriend? by team america	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:28:17 AM
BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DIDN'T READ THAT ANYWHERE IN THIS ARTICLE HAUGLHGLUHGLUHGLHGAUGH
Second! by Inkmachine	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:30:26 AM
Always wanted to say that! Would rather be second then first anyway!
by Inkmachine	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:30:45 AM
Shit...guess I'm 4th LOL
So who the fuck is it? by Tubbs Tattsyrup	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:51:03 AM
I mean, who is playing you, Harry? He looks vaguely like Paul Giamatti to me for some reason... that's cool for you though, you're gonna be played by an actor in a movie, something most people only wet-dream about.
A wee bit older than the lass eh? by Knugen	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:53:56 AM
I guess fame's not that bad after all...
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!! by vicious_bastard	Apr 3rd, 2006 05:26:27 AM
Fantastic.
DV by ABVH	Apr 3rd, 2006 05:27:08 AM
That car reminded me of D. Vader helmet
This is all so Fuckin' interesting ! by NotFunny	Apr 3rd, 2006 06:38:22 AM
.... NOT ...
It looks like... by TheFoywonder	Apr 3rd, 2006 06:55:02 AM
The werewolf from the Electric Company at a Beach Boys concert!
a bit of a bummer ... by caipirina	Apr 3rd, 2006 07:09:42 AM
Hurley was a cool idea ... and Kevin Smith .. wow .. that would have rocked ... this guy .. hey, he might be very awsome ... but it looks like they just settled on the stand in ...
by far the strangest thing about Harry's appearance... by RighteousBrother	Apr 3rd, 2006 07:16:54 AM
Its not the weight, its not the ginger hair, its not the questionable fashion sense......its the beard, and the absence of the tache. Kind of an Abe Lincoln / Quaker type thing. Please Harry, what's the deal with that?
I guess it's time to confess, Your Grande Rojoness by seppukudkurosawa	Apr 3rd, 2006 07:21:39 AM
After seeing you in that Tigger get-up a couple years back (http://tinyurl.com/msghy), I spent two years circling the globe looking for some fine-ass femme de la Nikita who'll dig a piece of the Knowles. Well finally, exhausted after years of searching, I stumbled across a small Island in the Philippines where the indiginent people all worship a huge towering statue of Alfred Hitchcock with a big mane of sun-redenned seaweed stuck on his head. So I grabbed one girl called Yoong and stole her away to Texas. She's cute isn't she? However I don't recommend ever referring to her as "my little kitten", come on dude there's been this whole Suffragette movement recently where women fought for the right to be called, "bitches"- try and be a little more PC.
umm... yes... so who is that actor? by phaedrus007	Apr 3rd, 2006 07:38:07 AM
anyone? anyone?
That guy is waaay to skinny by Lou Stools	Apr 3rd, 2006 07:51:22 AM
Harry's niece should be what...4 (?) instead. Then show her being psychologically scarred for life by being dragged into violent Japanese porn movies and hardcore horror.
So you're dating a child? by Uga	Apr 3rd, 2006 08:35:43 AM

19? by Moonraper	Apr 3rd, 2006 08:43:42 AM
What are you, like 35? Dude, that's gross.
Wow. Harry...... it's like ..... I'm speechless dude by BendersShinyAss	Apr 3rd, 2006 08:52:50 AM
I've seen what you look like dude. You're a big ginger bread man. This guy is the Lion from the high school stage show of Narnia. But this is how you will be remembered my friend. Cute and red. With a really bad fake beard.
One word of advice ... by Lou Stools	Apr 3rd, 2006 09:04:06 AM
...to make the Harry portrayal as authentic as possible: DINGLEBERRIES. And p.s. Harry, stop cruising the High Schools for chicks. Your desperation knows no bounds.
19 - It's Legal! Re-Elect Harry! by DonliQ	Apr 3rd, 2006 09:05:30 AM
Good on ya, 'arry!
Harry's 19-year old girlfriend? by Stan Gable	Apr 3rd, 2006 09:19:15 AM
Isn't that the 12 year old he kidnapped from junior high and brainwashed, told her that her parents don't love her and no one is looking for her anymore and hasn't let out of his bedroom in the last 7 years? Oh well, I guess hostage and girlfriend is all just a matter of semantics. Harry if I were you I would be ecstatic at that depiction of me, not nitpicking the sunglasses. The fact that that guy even looks human is extremely flattering. If I were making this movie and had the budget I would have just used CGI to replicate some kind of cross between Jabba the Hutt and Joe Eszterhaus.
Another great job by Henson! by scratcher	Apr 3rd, 2006 09:23:10 AM
I can't believe they went with the Muppet Harry! It looks like it's right off the set of Farscape.
I am now officially green with envy... by Cold Winter Wind	Apr 3rd, 2006 09:30:43 AM
... I WANT THAT COAT! But seriously Harry, this's just too cool
Is that Horatio Sanz by erich	Apr 3rd, 2006 09:48:26 AM
Is he playing you in this movie!
What the tits is THIS? by YackBacker	Apr 3rd, 2006 09:49:43 AM
It's like Carrot Top went to Sumo Wrestling Camp for a year and came back looking like a bigger jagoff!
Too bad... Smith would've been genius by Chief Redcock	Apr 3rd, 2006 10:47:43 AM

Wait a minute...Harry has a Girlfriend? Wha? by CrimsonGhost	Apr 3rd, 2006 10:52:23 AM
I think it's a good groove for you Harold, congrats on landing a 19 year old, but man...we get it already! You have a girlfriend! ARe you really so amazed that this happened for you that you have to mention it incessantly? Damm Sam!
Can you imagine what her parents think? by ironburl	Apr 3rd, 2006 10:59:33 AM
"Mom and Dad, I'm moving out and moving into Harry's dad's house and here's a picture of Harry!!" Man, what could her dad have done to her to cause her to do this to him? This movie looks pretty bad too.
way to spell "niece" in the headline, no-spell by mrgreentheplant	Apr 3rd, 2006 11:06:29 AM
just kidding of course.
Ha-ha: Gimli the Giant Dwarf Strikes Back! by morGoth	Apr 3rd, 2006 11:28:42 AM
Yer immortalized Harry m'lad! Really, who the heck is that they got playin' ya Harry? Can't wait...big fan...
Seriously by drjohnnyfever	Apr 3rd, 2006 11:36:35 AM
Who the hell is playing Harry?
My question is...but first, let me...okay, here's the - by barkalounger	Apr 3rd, 2006 12:01:37 PM
I read the first three lines of this and my eyes fell out. Can someone please call me and read the rest of the article to me?
it's F'n funny but.. by quadrupletree	Apr 3rd, 2006 12:08:06 PM
That beard looks terrible! You can actualy see the glue. But it's still hilarious, can't wait to see this film!
What lameness is this? by Rowley Birkin QC	Apr 3rd, 2006 12:30:46 PM
Why do southern hicks always have the most retarded facial hair? If you really must grow a beard to hide your many BBQ chins, at least compliment it with a fucking mustache.
If Harry can score a 19 year old, I ain't mad at him by Terry_1978	Apr 3rd, 2006 12:39:55 PM
In fact, my hat goes off to him.
They should have Harry speaking in Hutt by Durendal	Apr 3rd, 2006 12:58:02 PM
WO TOOMA CHAKKA NIPPLE PINCHY!
????? by HK_Cavalier	Apr 3rd, 2006 01:20:23 PM
Who or What is Harry Knowles?
REAL SUBTLE by Shigeru	Apr 3rd, 2006 01:24:18 PM
Do we need to know that a 35 year old web geek is moving in with a 19 year old? Um good for you but...... yeesh.
Dude you are old enough to be her father! by erich	Apr 3rd, 2006 01:36:49 PM
I mean When she is 35 you are going to be 54! For the love of Christ!
That looks so great Harry by JasonPThompson	Apr 3rd, 2006 01:39:02 PM
They should have just hired you to play yourself. You deserve it, man.
Glad Smith wasn't Harry. by Doom II	Apr 3rd, 2006 01:53:21 PM
I dig Kevin and all, but I have an issue with well know celebrities PLAYING real living people. It's distracting. An unknown will make me think "It's Harry!" instead of saying to myself "It's Kevin as Harry!"
RE:Dude you are old enough to be her father! by Doom II	Apr 3rd, 2006 02:03:22 PM
Kinda like Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas? Or Mira Sorvino and her boyfriend? Or Anna Nichole Smith and her 90 year old husband? Or Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher? Or Jared Leto and Scarlett Johansson? and so on......Besides, how many relationships does this 19 year old have ahead of her? I had about 30 relationships between age 19 and 36 years old. No offense Harry, but she probably isn't as ready to settle down as you are (even if she thinks so).
Learn to spell... by Tripman5000	Apr 3rd, 2006 02:39:34 PM
The word is NIECE!!!
Too bad... by casinoskunk	Apr 3rd, 2006 02:51:17 PM
"Harry" looks worse than the Beast in X-3
For all those that can't read... by hamo455	Apr 3rd, 2006 03:28:06 PM
... Harry explicitly states that he's being played by Father Geek. Sheesh.
Harry, do the research... by Chief Redcock	Apr 3rd, 2006 03:34:31 PM
If there's more than a five year age difference between couples, they have a much greater likelihood of getting divorced... c'mon man, I don't want to see you another victim of this country's 50-60% divorce rate. Have your fun, but don't let it get too serious.
I'm pretty sure that's not what he said.... by zer0cool2k2	Apr 3rd, 2006 03:36:23 PM
He said they cast someone to "Play" Father Geek as well as Harry, and his new fictional niece. Notice he points out that the real Father Geek is bald.
Also, they surely could've gotten John Goodman for this by Chief Redcock	Apr 3rd, 2006 03:39:56 PM
Much better than an unknown
Who cares? This movie is going to suck. by Doc_McCoy	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:08:55 PM
Even worse than Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
philip seymour hoffman for harry knowles by drjones	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:25:06 PM
ok, the pics and harry's character in this is all pretty cool. but aside: this movie sounds just lame as hell. i think one hould check out, chud's coverage. Devin's take on the project was pretty much TRUE: odd collection of clich
"I" before "E" except after "C," bitchbags! by Cletus Van Damme	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:30:58 PM
"Neice" indeed.
Hmm... did harry confirm the Kevin Smith story? by anchorite	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:34:12 PM
Or in the rush to break news dealing with himself, did he pawn it off as THE TRUTH? Well, I guess that isn't any different than most of the stories on here. Except it is more and more cementing the notion that AICN has become part of the establishment! Whoa! In the long history of sellouts, THE MAN has gotten a fluffy red-haired fat man notch on his bed-post.
They oughta... by crazyeyezkillah	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:54:26 PM
just put red hair, a beard, a Hawaiian shirt and ridiculously tiny eyeglasses on the Aughra muppet. http://tinyurl.com/sx9cr
MOCHA MUFFINS DESSERTS QUICHE... by Darth_Inedible	Apr 3rd, 2006 04:59:41 PM
What more needs to be said?
It's only been 3 months into '06, she could be 18... by iamnicksaicnsn	Apr 3rd, 2006 05:37:14 PM
Jesus Christ, man, we must see a picture.
PLANT!!! er....it's all a lie.. sunglasses gave it away by clintrockremix	Apr 3rd, 2006 05:41:03 PM
first Harry says he hasn't work sunglasses since 1988 - THEN he says later that he wore sunglasses in 2001 to a Blues Brothers Screening. heh heh.. maybe Harry himself is some sort of a PLANT!!! hahahaha
Oh wow, she is 19... and cute, good stuff man. by iamnicksaicnsn	Apr 3rd, 2006 05:45:31 PM
Mad props i assume are in order.
Based on the only things I've ever heard Harry say.... by LHombreSiniestro	Apr 3rd, 2006 06:08:31 PM
it will probably be "It was it's own storee, it wusn't based on a boook" in that slight texas drawl. I'm not making fun, Harry. I was jumping with joy to see you on that KING KONG DVD and hear that slight little bit of twang in your voice.
Anybody have a link to... by Forestal	Apr 3rd, 2006 06:32:54 PM
Harry's "girlfriend"'s myspace page?
Here's a link by crazyeyezkillah	Apr 3rd, 2006 06:38:25 PM
to more Harry footage. His is the top one. http://tinyurl.com/muquw
Forestal by iamnicksaicnsn	Apr 3rd, 2006 06:43:40 PM
just look up harry knowles in myspace.
Harry man, I don't mean to rain on your parade... by drturing	Apr 3rd, 2006 07:30:22 PM
Okay, this is going to be brutally honest. I'm not trying to get in any digs in. I'm trying to offer you some perspective that you need to hear right now. I know you're besotted with your ladyfriend. I know you feel all these wondrous things. But you have got to face some serious questions about your relationship so you can grow up, pardner. It just doesn't ring right, and I'm saying this for your sake. I mean, seriously, she just graduated from high school. Over the years you've written up jailbait as humorous, but now I'm worried. I don't see anything wrong with a dude being with a legally aged girl, but I can call things like I see em and have some experience. I'm a huge nerd, have been with the site for years, and yeah whatevs when I was younger I was picked on, unattractive, etc. Then all of a sudden in my twenties things clicked. I figured out how to groom and dress. I got a cool job that people liked to talk about. For some reason only girls between the age of 20-23 were into me then, though. I enjoyed it, but I was deluded as to what reality is. It's easy for guys who never experience sexual maturity to get stuck in a phase, which is why I think so many nerd dudes are way into the young girls. There is no way a girl like that at her age is ever going to be faithful to you for the rest of her life. This sucks, but it's a good thing for her. She's young. She's got some living to do. It's natural. On the other hand, you're besotted. In a juvenile way. It's easy to crush, but crushes are not what real adult relationships where you build a life are about. That kind of stuff leads to serious, serious heartbreak because you can't see your partner for who they really are right now. You're idealizing too much, and you're not being honest to yourself as to why a woman of that age would be into you. Once you figure out what that is with total brutal honesty, then you can be a man and know your value and have a real relationship. But I'm telling you man, that girl is taking you for a ride. She may not even know it consciously. She may have a kind heart. But what are you to her, Harry? Women get attracted to men for a lot of reasons. There isn't anything wrong with a woman being attracted to a man for what he has, and it does happen, but if you think it's all unicorns and hearts... Honestly. Don't sugarcoat it. I'm sure you'll ban me and all the rest, but I'm saying this to you straight up as a bit of advice from a nerd who's grown up and figured some shit out with hard won experience. If she isn't putting out for you, you have your answer right there. If you're losing the weight thanks to her influence, that's great. But it's still not right. Lose it for yourself. Lose it for your own self respect. And yeah it's easy for us geeks to live in fantasy worlds, but I'm telling you, movies never ever ever get romance right. NEVER. I mean this sincerely, as the kind of friend who'd point out you have a booger hanging so you don't embarass yourself. Go ahead and ban me, but you're writing up building a life together with a 19 year old girl who didn't put you on her list of top 10 loves (but Richard Kelly was on it). If you are still with her in five years, I take it all back.
One last bit of advice by drturing	Apr 3rd, 2006 07:36:24 PM
One last thing Harry... One surefire way to drive a woman away is to do things like ask "why aren't you returning my calls." Trust me on this. Drives em crazy.
um by quadrupletree	Apr 3rd, 2006 08:01:20 PM
What exactly are you people talking about 19yo girls? Is this about that myspace page that keeps getting mentioned but no links provided? Would you care to share with the rest of the class?
It's return of Bionic Bigfoot!! by WeirdEd	Apr 3rd, 2006 09:37:41 PM
It looks like Andre the Giant back in that costume and dyed red! :-)
DrTuring by HEADGEEK	Apr 3rd, 2006 10:19:58 PM
As I stated on the last talk back to bring up the "why aren't you returning my calls" piece - that was written by me as a joke as she was asleep behind me. And the "Loves of my Life" list on her page is her list of the people that have made her feel welcomed into my life, her friends and Richard Kelly - who taught her about Sparkle Motion. And silver jazz shoes. Heh. It's a long story. ----- As for me. My last girlfriend was 34, one before that 32, one before that 27, one before that 34, one before that 28, one before that 18, one before that 36, and the 5 before them were all in their mid-twenties. The relationships have lasted between 3 months and a year and a half. About 90% of my relationships have ended by me breaking it off because I knew that it "wasn't working out for me." Something that I usually realize pretty quickly in a relationship - just because I realize that there is something about them that is missing for me. What am I to her? Tough question to answer, and certainly not one I'll answer in Talkback, but she isn't "a child" - she's someone that very much knows when to have fun, when to just be calm, what she wants out of life (totally non-film related and not something I'm able to really help her with - She's very much on the path for 4 years of college, all on grants due to amazing grades and her own hard work and dedication. As for declarative statements - she literally was just on the phone all silly in love with me and having her co-workers at her job spilling over razzing her for it. A job, by the way she doesn't need to continue, but does because she doesn't want to be "a freeloader" and doesn't want to be labeled as someone with the gleam of gold digging into her sweet dark browns. She's very much a traditional type and very very very different from many of the girls I've seen... all for the better imho. Now excuse me, I have to finish cooking dinner, as I'm barefoot in the kitchen cooking for my sweetie.
Nobody ever said she was a hot 19 year old... by Angry Mean Panda	Apr 3rd, 2006 10:22:24 PM
There are plenty of ugly 19 year olds. In fact, I agree it's sort of creepy. But whatever. This movie looks like assdribble.
Peter Seller's should really fire his agent by Neosamurai85	Apr 3rd, 2006 11:07:06 PM
I mean... I'm sure he'll be fantastic, but an actor of his caliber should be able to find better work than this. Peace.
Kristen Bell...the only reason to see this assclown BS! by Hell's Cigarette	Apr 4th, 2006 12:18:32 AM

Way to go Harry! by mcwheels	Apr 4th, 2006 12:57:10 AM
As a longtime lurker, I felt I had to inagurate my first comment by saying way to go Mr. Knowles! Not only is it cool having yourself played in a movie, but godamn if knowing you have a 19 yr. old girlfriend doesn't fill me with a real sense of hope I just can't describe! From one 30 something geek to another, good on ya mate.
Why in God's name haven't you worn sunglasses since ' by Tall_Boy	Apr 4th, 2006 02:29:37 AM
The sun! Its bright, man! What about driving! Into the sun! Don't you live in Texas where its all sun and stuff? I'd really appreciate an answer to this, Harry old boy, it confounds me. (PS - nice cameo dude, anyway)
I give it up to you, Harry by drturing	Apr 4th, 2006 01:47:54 PM
I was expecting a beatdown or to just vanish but you seem to realize I wasn't meaning to cause offense. I'm a harsh realist, is all, and I sincerely meant it as just advice. You seem to have turned a good corner in your life; for that, congratulations. But be a man, keep your guard up.
This is screaming "straight-to-video," isn't it? by Uga	Apr 4th, 2006 03:34:35 PM

Why couldn't... by Schnorbitz	Apr 4th, 2006 06:21:29 PM
...they get that bloke who had a cameo as the film teacher in The Faculty to do the part. He's a dead ringer for Harry...
Just be HAPPY for the guy... by Snow Is Fun	Apr 4th, 2006 11:38:12 PM

Way to go, Harry... by Snow Is Fun	Apr 4th, 2006 11:45:12 PM
You managed to land yourself a very cute girlfriend (and yes, she is attractive. Check out Harry's MySpace for evidence). I'm glad you're not letting the detractors get to you, because God only knows that they would happily kill their mothers for the opportunity to even TALK to a girl as attractive as yours. And as long as the two of you are okay with the age difference, I see no problem there. You seem like just a big kid, anyway. Best of luck, Harry. Oh, the movie. I think it sounds like it's gonna be pretty entertaining. No, it won't be EARTH-SHATTERING, but entertaining. General consensus be damned, I like the Prequel Trilogy quite a lot.
Don't forget...Even Ted Bundy had Marriage Offers. by cookylamoo	Apr 5th, 2006 09:03:42 AM
while he was waiting on death row. It's the infamy. Chicks dig the infamy.
"Chicks dig the infamy" by Big Jim	Apr 5th, 2006 09:33:14 AM
Chicks also dig the longball. Which is why Babe Ruth, homerun hitter with infamous behaviour off the field, got more tail than George Clooney, Mick Jagger, and Norman Mailer combined.
Harry's myspace page is private now... by Forestal	Apr 5th, 2006 11:01:33 AM

I'm seriously willing to bet that... by Angry Mean Panda	Apr 5th, 2006 11:14:59 AM
Most of you saying "Good for you!" are middle aged and single. A 19 year old is in no way emotionally mature enough to carry on a long term relationship with a 35 year old. Deal with reality, children.
Harry photoshop contest here: by Fuzhi	Apr 6th, 2006 10:28:33 AM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ vine/showthread.php?t=474307&p age=1&pp=30
My new thought for the day is... by Doctor_Sin	Apr 6th, 2006 12:58:36 PM
"Chicks dig the infamy" Official April Slogan of AICN. Brilliant, cookylamoo.
"With my sweetie asleep. I shouldn't wake her." by Childe Roland	Apr 6th, 2006 01:03:59 PM
You can't wake a pie because baked goods don't so much sleep as just sit there, half eaten on the bed beside you, right where you left them in case you got hungry again in the night.
Hasn't anyone heard? by Big Jim	Apr 6th, 2006 01:19:18 PM
19 is the new 24. And 40 is the new 30. So, really, there's only a few years between them.
birdy birdman, STFU by one9deuce	Apr 6th, 2006 03:01:21 PM
Seriously, how old are you? I am 33, and 19 year olds feel like kids to me. And I am as immature as can be. But that is really young. Do I want Harry to be happy? Yes. Do I think that kind of age difference can work. Sure. But it does come off a wee bit creepy. I'm sure even Harry thinks so when he tries to discuss something like the Original Star Wars Trilogy. When he realizes that she was the same age when The Phantom Menace came out as Harry was when Return of the Jedi was released.
Shut up, Harry by WolfmanNards	Apr 6th, 2006 05:55:10 PM
Sometimes its important for us to say "Shut up, Harry" and now is one of those times.
Why in God's name haven't you worn sunglasses since ' by WONKABAR	Apr 6th, 2006 08:27:40 PM
yeah, why is that?
Harry quit sunglasses because he has dreamy eyes... by P33KA	Apr 6th, 2006 09:19:06 PM
I threw up a little in my mouth just typing that...
Will Harry appear in a Tigger costume in this? by Kampbell-Kid	Apr 7th, 2006 05:15:57 AM
lol Yeah, I had to go there. :)
HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by HansDelbruck	Apr 7th, 2006 09:25:29 AM
Quick - to the keyboard! I must show everyone else in the world the error of their ways! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
is that Kevin Spacey? by JRKerr	Apr 8th, 2006 12:14:07 AM
he was already bald for superman, so... idk... looks like him to me
ban me, baby, I'm now officially done by devil0509	Apr 8th, 2006 07:56:15 AM
Harry, you've written about jack shit lately, but now you come out with this self-centered ego-massaging piece. It's official, you've lost any semblance of what made this site successful. AIC filled a needed niche - movie news and reviews by a regular joe. Now you've gotten sucked in by the Hollywood machine, and you do nothing more than hype flicks by your buddies in the industry, and, now, hype yourself (the ultimate Hollywood passtime). And on a personal note, Harry, you're about my age. You're way too fucking old to be dating a 19 year old. But it's probably okay, because the chances that a girl that age is with you for any reason other than your newfound financial success is very slim. In other words, if she's willing to sleep with an old fat guy to get by, I guess both of you are getting what you want. Adios, Harry and AICN fans, I'm gone.
Have to agree... by SK909	Apr 8th, 2006 08:40:01 PM
Dude, I have to agree... 19 years old is totally insane, but it'd be fine if you realized what's going on - that you're just famous and might have a little extra pocket money, but your posts are so self-congratulatory and really lacking in objectivity about yourself and your situation that I can't help but pity you. My ex-wife left me for someone 13 years older, and, a month after getting remarried, the fucking whacko is calling me now and trying to disturb the very stable, adult (non-codependent) relationship I'm in now. Had to change the number... anyway, my current girlfirend and I are only a month apart in age, and I can honestly say that's the best way to go. I just don't see what two people so far apart with such a wealth of experience (or inexperience) can have to talk about, other than it being either a sugardaddy or replacement for the father I never had type of a relationship. Have others like yours worked Harry? I'm sure there are some, but few and far between. Far be it from us to judget I guess, but I think we're all just really saying - "watch the fuck out..."
Who gives a flying shit how old she is if she's over 18 by TomBodet	Apr 8th, 2006 09:35:48 PM
DamnNATION you guys are idiots here. Let him have his fun. She's obviously having hers', ya know? My Infamous Brother Earl was w/ a 20 year old for a spell and she was a heckovalot better for him than his ex who was 33 and haggy. Deal with it the Fatfuck has himself a college gal. What the hell is wrong w/ that? Now 'scuse me I've gotta go cast our remake of 'Spankin' and Crankin'...
wake up guys by Rupee88	Apr 10th, 2006 11:29:02 AM
Harry is fucking a 19 year old and you guys are criticizing him? He is just having fun going through as many women as he can...you saw his list of girlfriends in his post...he stays with them for a few months to a year, then tires of them and gets another. That's the advantage of being wealthy and successful. This one will probably be no different...yeah, it's annoying how he references her so often in his TalkBacks, but maybe she gets off on that or maybe it's just a weakness of his. Anyway, most of you detractors are jealous. The younger the better and 19 is sweet.
I wish I had a hot 19 yr old girlfriend... by Forestal	Apr 10th, 2006 12:04:47 PM
If only I had money...
Oh, now, as long as everyone's over 18 and happy. by Nadine_Cross	Apr 11th, 2006 06:53:51 AM
Hey! Love is beautiful! Hey! Except when it's not!
Bang her hard Harry. Live the fantasy. by indiephantom	Apr 16th, 2006 03:09:39 PM
Also, that movie looks abominable and the guy would have to gain at least another hundred pounds to match you Harry. Where's Christian Bale when you need him.
thats my car by paulcrypts	Mar 25th, 2007 01:21:35 AM
i own that car and its not a del ray its a 49 fleetliner

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