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Tarantino is in the field finding real COWGIRLS FROM SWEDEN??? What Dedication!

Why do I get by Goatboy	Feb 13th, 2006 12:43:13 PM
A mental image of Tarantino's character in From Dusk 'till Dawn in the RV with this story? Perhaps she found his enormous forehead and compact face erotic without his millions and worldwide fame?
on a roll lately by Wheatnik	Feb 13th, 2006 12:43:29 PM
How effin bizarre.....I want video of that
Verboten? As in bad things are happening right now? by Tony Mike Hall	Feb 13th, 2006 12:45:13 PM
Uh, you know, from the Miami Vice trailer. Ah, forget it.
No TMH by woxel1	Feb 13th, 2006 12:46:03 PM
That was funny.
And buying True Romance? by Goatboy	Feb 13th, 2006 12:47:05 PM
"Alright, ok, like ok, I AM famous alright? Like, look there's my name ok? Alright, so you see I'm a Hollywood player ok? And like, you should be honoured ok? Because, alright, I'm like casting you ok? Now let me snort coke from your buttox ok? Alright"
Goatboy by Josh Town	Feb 13th, 2006 12:55:01 PM
Hahaha..
Tarantino, if you read this!!!! by Like Sheep	Feb 13th, 2006 12:55:58 PM
You're wasting your time.
sounds funny... by vinceklortho	Feb 13th, 2006 12:59:43 PM
I'm really intrigued by how this whole thing will turn out.
chicks with guns by Like Sheep	Feb 13th, 2006 01:05:14 PM
He's already done this,hasn't he, in jackie brown with the "chicks with guns" video.
Perhaps... by strongbadmonkey	Feb 13th, 2006 01:05:39 PM
all directors should be required to 'study' their film's subject matter in such a meticulous manner. Ang could spend a few weeks on a dude ranch with the Marlboro Man, George could fling himself into a volcano, and Robert could transport himself back in time with a garbage disposal and 1.21 jigowatts of pure Dolorean goodness.
I gotta repeat it again . . . by freak2thec0re	Feb 13th, 2006 01:09:30 PM
HE TOOK THE DAMN GIRL OUT TO BUY A COPY OF HIS OWN MOVIE ??!?? that's too good.
hehehe by Chilli815	Feb 13th, 2006 01:12:28 PM
I always got the impression that going out and getting hammered with Tarantino would be priceless.
"You're wasting your time." by 3 Bag Enema	Feb 13th, 2006 01:13:14 PM
You're extremely gay.
classy, brah. by HypeEndsHere	Feb 13th, 2006 01:17:26 PM

That's why it takes him six years to make a movie by Stollentroll	Feb 13th, 2006 01:22:14 PM
He should concentrate on his war epic instead (in my humble opinion).
Okay, first off... by Childe Roland	Feb 13th, 2006 01:35:50 PM
...Goatboy, you're hired. From now on, every QT talkback, you need to pop in and do a post just like that. We'll call it Goatboy's QT Cam. Patent pending. Stick with me and we'll be rich! Secondly, does anyone REALLY think this is the first time QT has gone out to scout female talent in foreign lands for imaginary film projects. I know, I know...this is only demi-imaginary, because he is making a trailer for a film he'll never actually make, but that really only requires a little more effort than he usually expends talking about all the films he's never going to make. In other news, Harry has been cruising chat rooms again, telling 14-year-old girls he's a big movie producer. Which isn't technically a lie. At least not a lie like the Federal Agent is telling when he claims to be a 14-year-old girl.
uuuhmmm... by skynetbauxi	Feb 13th, 2006 01:53:12 PM
TRUE ROMANCE is not a Tarantino movie! it's directed by Tony Scott... just written by QT! and is this new movie gonna be called GRINDHOUSE or just GRIND??
3 bag enema by Like Sheep	Feb 13th, 2006 01:53:47 PM
I deserved that.
strongbadmonkey... by skynetbauxi	Feb 13th, 2006 02:05:34 PM
it's not "jigowatts", it's GIGAwatts! as in GIGAbytes...
skynetbauxi... by strongbadmonkey	Feb 13th, 2006 02:10:05 PM
I stand corrected. You are king. Forgive my ignorance of power measurement spelling, because, of course, that was the main theme of my post.
What do dating and quentin tarantino have in common? by emeraldboy	Feb 13th, 2006 02:14:44 PM
His films or at least all his early films havent aged at all well and the one that comes to mind is Pulp Fiction. That film looks so old now and has been copied so often, not very well in most cases. I thought Kill Bill 1 and 2 were two of the most over hyped films that I have ever, Kill 1 had some flashes of the old quentin tarantino, but there was something wrong and think it was that he was fed up with people coming up to him in the street quoting his lines back to him, that he made two films that had none of the recognisable QT Snappy dialoug. I have heard that apart from working on whatever that film he is making with Robert Rodrigues is called he is re-editing KIll-Bill into one film, maybe if he had made one film to start of with many people wouldnt have been disappointed. Speaking about films from QT and RR. I saw From dusk till dawn and that one goes straight into the QT dated file. I think QT best film will remain Jacky Brown. That film was so cool and the way he pulled all the stories together in the end was just awesome. I tried looking True Romance and I couldnt make head nor tale of it. But it is a tony scott film, loud, empty and vaccous.
Good God, what do you expect? by seppukudkurosawa	Feb 13th, 2006 02:21:37 PM
If I were in Tarantino's position, I'd be making movies as a thinly-veiled excuse to go to Sweden and have fun with girls named Olga and Helga and Heidi...and, yes, I'd be snorting coke from out of their butt-cheeks within twenty-eight minutes of meeting them. In fact I'd go one go one step further and say that I'm shooting a 70's style p0rn movie to be featured in the movie (it plays in the background for two seconds as Michael Madsen disinterestedly eats his Cheerios), and I need to try out some girls... Fuck me, Tarantino knows how to flaunt his power and strong chin; forget these dry old farts like Ridley Scott and Altman, they'll die without ever having supped from the luscious nectar of hedonism. Tarantino's moved up in my book.
QT Starring in HOSTEL by www.valiens.com	Feb 13th, 2006 02:33:40 PM

TRUE ROMANCE is not a Tarantino movie! it's directed by by freak2thec0re	Feb 13th, 2006 02:35:27 PM
Yea, but you know he didn't take the girl out to buy it because of who directed it.
Tarantino... by blackwood	Feb 13th, 2006 02:35:58 PM
...I'd tap that. Why not. You know what they say about guys with big heads, right? Ow, is what.
yippiiiieee, I'm King! :-) by skynetbauxi	Feb 13th, 2006 02:46:38 PM
come on, you strong bad monkey, don't take it as an offense when someone corrects you
yippiiiieee, I'm King! :-) by skynetbauxi	Feb 13th, 2006 02:48:35 PM
come on, you strong bad monkey, don't take it as an offense when someone corrects you
freak2thec0re... by skynetbauxi	Feb 13th, 2006 02:50:08 PM
I wasn't commenting on what happened or didn't happen...
See, now, skynet... by Childe Roland	Feb 13th, 2006 03:29:44 PM
...I look at True Romance as perhaps the best kind of Tarantino movie. The kind where he doesn't direct and focuses on what he does best...which is write kick-ass characters and dialogue. Crimson Tide's another goodie with his name hidden in the credits. I agree with whomever asserted above that Pulp doesn't necessarily hold up to its own hype over time. It's still a fun movie but, given my choice, I'd watch Reservoir Dogs before Pulp every time. And that mostly because Dogs feels like a purer film (all about character and story) while Pulp seems to get mired in its own efforts to be cool (not saying it doesn't succeed, but the fact that it's so obviously trying knocks some points off). The last few times I put Pulp in, I wound up forwarding through the Travolta/Uma segment entirely and only slowed down the Gold Watch for Walken's monologue and the scene where Travolta gets cakked on his way out of the crapper. Sam L. had the best scenes in that movie. Jackie Brown is hard for me to get through nowadays, as well. I liked it the first time, but it really needed some hard-handed editing from someone who wasn't QT. And I'll only put From Dusk 'til Dawn in after a late night of drinking when I want to see a "what the fuck" expression on the face of somebody who trusts my drunken movie recommendation. I'm just incapable of appreciating it on any level at any other time. I'm pretending Kill Bill(s) never existed because they (it) make me so angry when I think about it (them).
Damn my pride! by strongbadmonkey	Feb 13th, 2006 03:46:35 PM
Somehow my heart will go on... for skynet! My bad for not googleing (sp?) Marty McFly.
SepKu by DocPazuzu	Feb 13th, 2006 04:38:56 PM
Well then you wouldn't be too busy since the only girls in Sweden with names like "Olga and Helga and Heidi" are Germans, Austrians and Swiss -- thus relatively thin on the ground.
Forgive me, I was too over-run with lustful images by seppukudkurosawa	Feb 13th, 2006 04:55:52 PM
to actually come up with a real Swedish name. So insert Frida, Vilhemina and Greta in their place (God I can't imagine my life BG- Before Google).
I'm making spaghetti sauce...but first.... by Spew Askew	Feb 13th, 2006 04:57:37 PM
..I'm off to Italy to buy some tomatoes... Seriously...Unless we're gonna see these girls' buttholes why bother? Swedish girls have the prettiest PINK buttholes...I know this for a fact.
Was he sucking their toes? by fiester	Feb 13th, 2006 04:58:40 PM
You know QT has a major foot fetish...it's all over all his movies: Pulp Fiction, Dusk 'Til Dawn, Kill Bill. The man can't get enough of chick's feet!
Mmm..Sweden. I'm off to look up the Graf sisters in Goo by scrumdiddly	Feb 13th, 2006 06:01:26 PM

Mmm..Sweden. I'm off to look up the Graf sisters in Goo by scrumdiddly	Feb 13th, 2006 06:01:26 PM

Uh, oops. Google. by scrumdiddly	Feb 13th, 2006 06:01:51 PM

Spewie, I'm down with the Swedish balloon-knots by HypeEndsHere	Feb 13th, 2006 06:13:56 PM

ah... by Gungan Slayer	Feb 13th, 2006 06:49:46 PM
this is tabloid shit
is he crazy? didn't he see Hostel?!?!? by HypeEndsHere	Feb 13th, 2006 09:01:07 PM
can someone call his mobile?
It's interesting that people are saying Pulp Fiction by eraser_x	Feb 13th, 2006 10:48:32 PM
has not aged well, and no one has argued the other side, yet. That almost proves that the movie hasn't aged well, given that I seem to remember a few years ago that QT fanatics would shout down any criticism of QT.
Uh, didn't Uwe Boll do something similar? by Canada's King	Feb 13th, 2006 11:29:07 PM
Boll hired real hookers for Bloodrayne. Isn't that dedication to realism, too? Shouldn't you classify him up their with Tarantino, too?
Pulp Fiction by RezE11even	Feb 13th, 2006 11:35:17 PM
Sorry that I'm not a crazy fanatic fanboy, but I would definately put Pulp Fiction in my top 5 all favourite films. I don't however feel the need to squelch others opinions. I will say that I love it more every time; as for aging, I think it's a movie very much in it's time; I feel about it time wise the same way I feel about Scarface. I still dig Scarface, I still love Pulp Fiction. As for too many movies "ripping it off" and that making PF lesser of a film because of it... well I just never got this argument. Just because a bunch of things come after it trying to steal the thunder and fail doesn't lessen the quality. It's one of the originals; it's one of the best.
Quentin obviously has a thing for Swedish chicks by Giant Fish	Feb 14th, 2006 09:04:32 AM
He did the exact same thing in the long intermission between Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown. I remember reading an interview with him in the British edition of Premiere where he said that he would pick up "some stockholm babe" who had no idea who he was, take her out to the airport and show her the pictures of himself in the foreign magazines, and she would then jump in the sack with him. After spending the eighties as a video store clerk, I'd say he's earned it.
UWE BOLL did that by moleperson78	Feb 14th, 2006 11:43:01 AM
thats great--i think he really does try to make good films--poor bastard
Strip club scene in Jackie Brown by Henry Jones Jr.	Feb 14th, 2006 01:28:09 PM
This sounds like QT (God bless him.) If you watch the extras on the Jackie Brown DVD there are some shots of Mr. Jackson at a strip club (that is where he told DeNiro he would be while bobby picked up the $$) Alls they show of the stripers are her legs. But you KNOW QT probably spent 5 days shoting that scene. I know I would. "OK, so I gotta get a close up of your nipples. Alright?"
Swedish meatballs. by TomBodet	Feb 14th, 2006 07:02:09 PM
We're always fond of seeing people of the Swedish persuasion showing up here at the Motel Styx, especially if they happen to be female and/or resemble the one that was in Casablanca. No not Bogart the taller one. Ms Bergman. My brother Earl is dead set 100% sure that the female half of Abba once spent a weekend here, but as he has conveniently lied about just when and for What reasons Anna and Frida would have ventured this way, most folks and that includes I have to add think that Earl's full of it on this one........Anyways. This is about Tarentino venturing up to the land of blonde beauties. I think that would be a good movie as long as he remembers to include that Uma chick again.

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