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MiraJeff takes a look at Jessica Biel in LONDON!

Jessica Biel... by Zino	Feb 9th, 2006 04:21:07 AM
...let the perving begin!
FIRST! (First post too! HAHA) by WillWorkForAn86	Feb 9th, 2006 04:24:09 AM
So is Jessica Biel nude in this or no?
Damn by WillWorkForAn86	Feb 9th, 2006 04:24:55 AM
...Fuck Damn, not first, took too long to register. Goodbye AICN.
.... by WillWorkForAn86	Feb 9th, 2006 04:25:35 AM
Damn F@CK Damn, took too long to register and I am not first, I retire, goodbye AICN.
good review by Knugen	Feb 9th, 2006 04:35:57 AM
shame about the film though... :D
Q: who would call their kid fucking London? by newc0253	Feb 9th, 2006 05:13:43 AM
A: only someone whose never been to London. Don't get me wrong: i live in London and it's a cool city. But it's also dirty, crowded, and plenty ugly with shitty food and shittier weather. As a girl's name, London ranks up there with Pittsburgh, Milwaukee and Buffalo.
Jason Stratham by Groggy	Feb 9th, 2006 05:21:14 AM
If you have hopes of this talentless void being able to "save" any movie, then you're already fucked.
"...begging him to come in her mouth" by Mike Nesmith	Feb 9th, 2006 05:28:20 AM
I will go see this movie just to hear Biel say that. And I will burn in Hell. Happily.
I'm gonna name my kid Munich by goremonger	Feb 9th, 2006 05:59:28 AM
or maybe Liverpool. or Glasgow.
London sucks, but Paris swallows by Det. John Kimble	Feb 9th, 2006 06:02:37 AM
She's wrecked that name for all time.
Damn, I thought it was about the Suicide Girl by MrBoinfoint	Feb 9th, 2006 08:21:39 AM
But coke and bathroom pissing and Isla Fisher sounds good to me. Little Purple Pill much MiraJeff?
ANSWER THE F'ING QUESTION!!!! IS BIEL NEKKED! by Lucidz	Feb 9th, 2006 08:26:45 AM
NFFM!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111o ne
Slams on the brakes by scrumdiddly	Feb 9th, 2006 09:49:29 AM
Did he say Chris Evans?
Oh, he must mean the guy from Shitty 4, thank God... by scrumdiddly	Feb 9th, 2006 09:52:11 AM

Now if Jessica's Alba and Biel were in..... by Jaka	Feb 9th, 2006 10:11:23 AM
....Basic Instinct II then maybe, MAYBE, I would consider watching that film...at home. Woot!! Clappin!
Save your $ Jessica Biel Is Not Naked In This by Bill Maher	Feb 9th, 2006 01:01:37 PM
She has a body double listed in the credits over at IMDB. She refuses to do nude scenes anyway. So we'll just have to wait for an A-list filmmaker to get her to whip 'em out, or hope her career tanks. Summer Catch shows her in a wet T-shirt, though.
Really, is she naked in this? by beadyeyesandudie	Feb 9th, 2006 04:59:54 PM
Jessica, dahlink, us horny men want to see your nubbins and poonanny. NOBODY takes you seriously as an actress. Time to put up or stop appearing in lame movies.
Bill Maher... by beadyeyesandudie	Feb 9th, 2006 05:06:44 PM
Funny, wasn't it the same Jessica (I don't do no nude scenes) Biel that posed naked ENOUGH in a T&A mag many years ago to get out of her deal with 7th Heaven? I find it so funny that these gals will do crap like that, but will absolutely NOT talk nudity in a movie. I say this...don't take roles where nudity is expected then! Reminds me of reading Jessica Alba's comments about Sin City where she understood there could be nudity but chickened out because she was afraid of her dad. If Carla Gugino or Jamie King could do it, Jessica, what's the freaking problem? Nudity sure helped Demi Moore in her heyday. It also helped Allisa Milano and Rose McGowan.
(WillWorkForAn86 sets a record) by BrandLoyalist	Feb 9th, 2006 09:32:21 PM
Most talkbackers get around to declaring "Goodbye AICN" at least once in their careers, and usually toward the beginning; but WillWorkForAn86 may have set a new record by saying it in his second post ever

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