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Newly Milfy, Tina Was Back Behind The Desk Saturday!!

Alow me... by KarmicRelief	Oct 22nd, 2005 12:25:58 PM
to be first to say "who gives a damn".
by ArcherNX01	Oct 22nd, 2005 12:33:14 PM
Who the fuck in America like Horatio on Weekend Update??? his best position is screwwing up the skits he's in!!! Not the straight-faced news!!! Holy Canoli!!!
tina fey is a yummer by TodayzSpecial	Oct 22nd, 2005 12:33:16 PM
Horatio Sanz absolutely blew in the weekend update chair. I know a lot of people on here hate Tina Fey, but she's the best update anchor since Norm Macdonnel. To me she's right up there with Dennis Miller and Chevy on Update. Honestly, SNL needs a superstar and she's the closest thing right now. Granted she's not the same kinda star like Will Ferrell, Mike Meyers, Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray, etc ... but she's not bad.
Yeah, she does have that appeal by Terry_1978	Oct 22nd, 2005 12:35:53 PM
Mostly because she's one of those SNL'ers that knows when a joke is lame and still manages to get through with with some wit, aside from nervously going nuts a la Jimmy Fallon.
Hmmm... Fey or Sorkin? Fey or Sorkin? Who would I trust to deliv by Rufus_T_Firefly	Oct 22nd, 2005 12:42:03 PM
Pardon me as I stifle a chuckle. Tina Fey hasn't been within the same zipcode of anything funny since 1996.
Tina Fey's Scar by Thunderballs	Oct 22nd, 2005 12:43:50 PM
How come no one ever talks about that gash on Tina Fey's face? The story for that is bound to be funnier than anything she has ever written for SNL. As long as the head writer of SNL is a woman, the show will not be funny. Women's humor is very limited, for the most part.
Lorne Michaels, comedy genius by I Hate Movies	Oct 22nd, 2005 01:38:14 PM
Now, now, Herc, are you goading those Michaels haters?
The new FAMILY GUY calendar has Lois in a "got milk?" ad, only i by FrankDrebin	Oct 22nd, 2005 02:18:36 PM
Available at a cheap, tasteless mall store near you.
Tina Fey-trakis!!! by Thunderballs	Oct 22nd, 2005 02:25:12 PM
UGH, what a yearbook photo! I knew Fey was not her real name, and always had a suspicion that she was Greek. That picture confirmed it, what a fucking dog.
rumoury rumoury rumours by zabbadoo	Oct 22nd, 2005 02:51:07 PM
Some people are saying that Lorne is thinking about retiring in a couple years.. some say that he thinks that Tina is the first person that he has ever considered as being up to the job.. some people also are just speculating but hey who am I to judge them? Oh, wait, I'm the guy who's just speculating..
Earth to Earth by zabbadoo	Oct 22nd, 2005 02:54:10 PM
Classy. Very classy. Maybe wait for the cooter to heal before declaring your intention to sexually dissapoint someone.
thunderballs by Gus Nukem	Oct 22nd, 2005 03:04:26 PM
for pug ugly (obviously greek) women, see gwool dot com . Ioanna Lili, especially.
Can one network house two backstage-at-SNL productions? by punto	Oct 22nd, 2005 04:31:13 PM
they seem to have no problem housing more than one forensic-examiner-lawyer-cop-d octor show at the same time
30 min sitcom + Hour long backstage SNL shows by Gheorghe Zamfir	Oct 22nd, 2005 04:42:23 PM
Reminds me of Scrubs + ER, or even Dennis Leary's woefully underrated The Job + NYPD Blue, though The Job didn't get the ratings, I think the examples show you can have two different takes on the same network (hell, even on the same night) and still have two quality productions. Though I don't know how much hope to put into Fey's show, as "genius" as I guess Lorne is, with the exception of Wayne's World the track record of his non-live offerings all share a lot the same qualities of mediocrity.
SNL sucked HARD since Will Ferrell left. by iamnicksaicnsn	Oct 22nd, 2005 04:44:09 PM
Really hard. Insanely hard. Stop blindly defending this show Herc. You'll be better for it.
She just gave birth so her boobs will be huge by Neojanus	Oct 22nd, 2005 04:50:06 PM
I'm just saying. She's going to have knockers of steel and we'll all take note. I love boobs. Boobie, boobs, boob. Mmmmm.... Milf.
SNL is AWFUL by Thunderballs	Oct 22nd, 2005 07:09:32 PM
If you know anyone who works at NBC, try to go there Saturday afternoon, and watch the rehearsal of SNL on the closed circuit TV. The rehearsal without an audience. It is hilarious, and the true way modern SNL should be viewed, because there is nothing more painful than how bad this show is, how unfunny it is, and to see it performed where there is no one around to politely laugh is a treat indeed. Tonight's episode is going to be so bad. They're actually making Sharon Stone jokes in one sketch. I shit you not. Just purtrid stuff.
Ye@h, I figured they'd spoof Sh@ron Stone's L@rry King @ by Shermdawg	Oct 22nd, 2005 07:49:28 PM
Who thought it w@s @ good ide@ to m@ke B@sic Instinct 2? It's gonn@ be worse th@n @ SNL flick.
Will SNL do a Charlie Rocket tribute this week?? by KazamaSmokers	Oct 22nd, 2005 08:39:06 PM

Don't Goad Herc Again... by The Funketeer	Oct 22nd, 2005 09:46:37 PM
or he'll bring up the cowbell sketch from 5 years ago in his pathetic defense of a show that went down the tubes a looooooong time ago. Who the fuck in America likes Horation Sanz doing update? Who the fuck in America KNEW Horation Sanz was doing update?
We get it! SNL is awful. What an original post. by Orionsangels	Oct 22nd, 2005 10:09:57 PM
See ya in ten years when you type SNL is awful again and SNL is still on the air. See, ya made no difference, but you can type SNL is awful till your fingers bleed. Have fun.
This is an instance where we DON'T need morecowbell by SifoDyasJr.	Oct 22nd, 2005 10:28:22 PM
I think MadTV is on tonight. You should watch that instead. Or maybe Matlock...
I never noticed it before, but C@therine-Zet@ Jones looks like @ by Shermdawg	Oct 22nd, 2005 10:40:40 PM

CZJ by donandmikefan	Oct 22nd, 2005 10:43:36 PM
Freakin' talented woman there. Really impressive monologue performance.
Ok, they @ired @ @d for Um@ Thurm@n's new flick during the f by Shermdawg	Oct 22nd, 2005 10:48:08 PM
I'm wondering how they got the "His penis is so gorgeous, I w@nt to knit it @ h@t." line, by the FCC.
wow. this episode is like Andy Kaufman bombing as Foreign Man. by HypeEndsHere	Oct 22nd, 2005 10:52:24 PM
only without the redeeming Elvis performance. douche chills, anyone?
The show sucks, and we'll continue to say it by Brock Samson	Oct 22nd, 2005 11:09:05 PM
Seriously, I just watched the first three sketches, or was it two, and they were flatter than Mya Rudolph. I think they might keep the same ratings if they just showed episodes from the first 5 years. Plus, it'd be funny, not a test of will.
They fl@shed @ Ch@rles Rocket pic @t the end of Weekend Upd@te by Shermdawg	Oct 22nd, 2005 11:18:29 PM

Wow, this literally gave me irritable bowel syndrome. by I Dunno	Oct 22nd, 2005 11:23:07 PM
The opening sketch was mildly amusing but let's face it, the staged open mike with bush and the troops was like shooting fish in a barrel. The Weekend Update was so horrendous I can only believe it was a tribute to Johnny Rocket or whoever. I really should be studying right now.
Since when did they do this... by ZeroCorpse	Oct 22nd, 2005 11:27:23 PM
Sketch- 5 minutes of ads - Sketch- 5 minutes of ads -Sketch- 5 minutes of ads -Sketch- 5 minutes of ads -Sketch- 5 minutes of ads... Jeez! They used to have two or three sketches in a row. Now it's one 3-minute sketch followed by a ton of ads! On another note, CZJ is still gorgeous, as is Tina.
Poehler is the worst kind of laugh whore by teedadawg	Oct 22nd, 2005 11:32:14 PM
All that "look at me" giggly shit during Weekend Update is just shameless. With VERY few exceptions, Belushi had it right: Chicks aren't funny.
Dude, Herc, are you gonna take this? by J-Dizzle	Oct 22nd, 2005 11:36:08 PM
They're talking smack about you man. Are you just gonna sit there and take it, or are you gonna call these talkbackers out? You can't let this happen dude, you need to step up. Defend SNL's and AICN's honor! Come on Herc, YOU CAN DO EEEEET!
Spe@king of Herc editing stuff, where did the hotdog deb@te go i by Shermdawg	Oct 22nd, 2005 11:47:44 PM

NNNOOOOO! by J-Dizzle	Oct 22nd, 2005 11:55:10 PM
He needs step up dammit! He needs to defend Lorne Michaels! He needs to defend Tina Fey! But more importantly he needs to defend the cowbell sketch! Come on Herc! They're saying you had your ass handed to you. Nobody says about an AICN admin, especially from talkbackers. They're talking about a user union. A FRIGGEN USER UNION. ARE YOU GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN HERC?! You need to start posting dude and show them who's boss. Come on Herc, don't let Harry down.
@nd if he w@s so into editing, why didn't he fix his typo in by Shermdawg	Oct 22nd, 2005 11:58:14 PM
Will Forte w@s lucky m@n in th@t wedding sketch. D@MN YOU MICH@EL DOUGL@S!!!
Catherine-Zeta Jones will never look hotter than she did in, Sp by Orionsangels	Oct 23rd, 2005 12:15:08 AM
the 1991 turd. She was beyond sexy in that. She had this young cute look about her and she showed lots of leg. After that It was all downhill after that. She got these laugh lines and stopped being sexy and became annoying.
Catherine-Zeta Jones will never look hotter than she did in, Sp by Orionsangels	Oct 23rd, 2005 12:15:49 AM
the 1991 turd. She was beyond sexy in that. She had this young cute look about her and she showed lots of leg. After that It was all downhill after that. She got these laugh lines and stopped being sexy and became annoying.
Catherine-Zeta Jones will never look hotter than she did in, Sp by Orionsangels	Oct 23rd, 2005 12:16:38 AM
the 1991 turd. She was beyond sexy in that. She had this young cute look about her and she showed lots of leg. After that It was all downhill after that. She got these laugh lines and stopped being sexy and became annoying.
Catherine-Zeta Jones will never look hotter than she did in, Sp by Orionsangels	Oct 23rd, 2005 12:18:10 AM
the 1991 turd. She was beyond sexy in that. She had this young cute look about her and she showed lots of leg. After that It was all downhill after that. She got these laugh lines and stopped being sexy and became annoying.
Catherine-Zeta Jones will never look hotter than she did in, Sp by Orionsangels	Oct 23rd, 2005 12:33:00 AM
the 1991 turd. She was beyond sexy in that. She had this young cute look about her and she showed lots of leg. After that It was all downhill after that. She got these laugh lines and stopped being sexy and became annoying.
I think i've made my point now !!! by Orionsangels	Oct 23rd, 2005 12:34:15 AM
No just kidding. AICN decided to go wacko and posted my thread five times.
Sorry Orionsangels, th@t excuse won't fly, the times don' by Shermdawg	Oct 23rd, 2005 12:42:41 AM
They would h@ve @ll been posted @t the s@me time, or even @ few seconds @p@rt. Theres @ fourteen minute g@p between the l@st two posts.
Before you go @peshit Herc, I never knocked y@. by Shermdawg	Oct 23rd, 2005 12:53:26 AM
I just c@lled out your use of the word "though" inste@d of "through" in you're opening to the Lost t@lkb@ck. So don't t@rget me if you wish to l@y down the l@w of Herc. "I'm @ virgo, I don't like confront@tions." Nuff s@id. Nuff s@id.
as long as we're playing grammar gestapo.... by HypeEndsHere	Oct 23rd, 2005 01:01:01 AM
you using "you're" when you clearly mean "your" is fair game. not to mention allthefucking@@@@@@@@@@@s.
Yes, I c@ught my mistake, but we c@nt edit our posts. by Shermdawg	Oct 23rd, 2005 01:09:05 AM
@nd the big m@n c@n. @s f@r @s the @'s go? Well, this site drove me to them.
SNL isn't funny and I hate it when people use stupid grammar by Led Gopher	Oct 23rd, 2005 01:10:43 AM
I am better than you, you are better than me. Let's all play nice and kill each other in our sleep.
That w@sn't my intention, Led. by Shermdawg	Oct 23rd, 2005 01:15:37 AM
It just w@s tied into the whole Herc likes to snip and ch@nge things discussion. Believe me I h@ve h@d my f@ir sh@re of booboo's too. @nd you're right SNL isn't funny @nymore. So why @re we "t@king up precious b@ndwith", (@s Herc put it) t@lking @bout this sorry excuse for @ show?
Did Parnell get fired again??? by zool43	Oct 23rd, 2005 01:44:40 AM
He wasn't on last weeks or this weeks shows. That Sudeikis guy seems to be doing all the parts Parnell would have done. Any way.....another unfunny show. Was anything good? I just watched it and i don't recall anything funny.
Freshly Milfed by docfalken	Oct 23rd, 2005 01:59:35 AM
But man didn't a lot of those sketches suck tonight. I found myself changing the channel quite a bit. And I kinda wished that I didn't know what Franz Ferdinand looks like. I love the music, but their stage presence sucks.
Parnell has a sitcom right now. The pilot did really well, says by Lenny Nero	Oct 23rd, 2005 03:08:32 AM
Apparently, they all know about each other, but they won't tell me how Tracy Morgan is doing. Sheesh.
I'm sorry, and I usually hate the last 10 years of SNL, but. by Lenny Nero	Oct 23rd, 2005 03:15:05 AM
CZJ's first "real" sketch about the Fosse dancers was worth the other 75 minutes of unfunny. If you've ever seen a Broadway musical, you'll know why. The rest sucks, but goddamn was that good.
I should have said, any Fosse musical. by Lenny Nero	Oct 23rd, 2005 03:17:07 AM
Still, it's funny.
Aaaaaand...I'm drunk. But it's still funny. by Lenny Nero	Oct 23rd, 2005 03:17:44 AM

I'll beat your ass, 2600AD...drunken swing by Lenny Nero	Oct 23rd, 2005 04:03:50 AM
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The musical guests over the years have changed as well by zekmoe	Oct 23rd, 2005 06:05:57 AM
They used to be the cool and sometimes lesser known artists who didn't get much of a TV shot. Then the SNL appearance would maybe boost their career. Now it's just crappy lip syncers and false artists (Alecia "I'm not sure if I'm black or white, so I'll just talk 2 different ways depending on which show I'm on" Keys). It used to be the high point of the show. Now you're fed retreds of Ashley Simpson. Can you imagine being in the audience and having to endure that? I'd grab the first thing I had and throw it at her.
@??? by Incomplete Gamer	Oct 23rd, 2005 08:13:41 AM
I've never wanted somebody to stop using "@" as an "A" more than I do right now. It's harder to write that way and nobody (read: NOBODY) thinks its cool.
RE: Shermdawg by Orionsangels	Oct 23rd, 2005 09:09:06 AM
I posted the post 5 times and it wouldn't go through. kept saying xternal problem or something. After 4 tries i stopped. then a bit later i returned and it worked, but the others got posted as well.
I hate Virgos. Virgos are evil. They talk behind your back every by Orionsangels	Oct 23rd, 2005 09:16:23 AM
They point things out and laugh in your face. They give advice to everyone and think they know what's best for everyone. So fuck you virgo! I'm a Scorpio and I have you pinned down. I see right thru you!
Yeah, they love to "ban" in here...for no apparent reason. by Mister Man	Oct 23rd, 2005 10:29:31 AM
Anyway, I agree with Zero....what's with the skit/ad/skit/ad BS?? And as dawg has noted, Poehler's giggling renders her Update bits absolutely pointless.
Wh@t sucks more th@n Jenn@ J@meson? by Shermdawg	Oct 23rd, 2005 11:26:42 AM
SNL, ZING! Oh @nd the @'s will go @w@y when the @qu@m@n t@lkb@ck goes @w@y. Lets be honest though, it's not ne@rly @s b@d of @ gimmick @s "EPISODE III WILL OWN YOUR ASS!!!". Well.....m@ybe it is. :)
Kids In The H@ll will own your @ss!!! by Shermdawg	Oct 23rd, 2005 12:01:53 PM
You know it's true! Hmm ... m@ybe "own your @ss" isn't the best term to use, given the n@ture of some of the sketches.
If you bitch about being deleted, you are a big pussy. by FluffyUnbound	Oct 23rd, 2005 01:45:30 PM
I can't believe I'm the only person kind enough to let you know that. And as for the rest of you - nice, real nice. Let the guy go on and on about being deleted while laughing at him behind his back for being a pussy. That's really mean. You have to speak up to protect people from themselves sometimes, you insensitive pricks.
Fluffy by foreignerbelt	Oct 23rd, 2005 01:49:48 PM
What. It's funny.
what's with that scar on her chin? by rivercb	Oct 23rd, 2005 02:27:31 PM
did wayne brady have to choke a bitch?
Virgo's also ignore you when you're telling the truth. by Orionsangels	Oct 23rd, 2005 04:12:52 PM

Actually, Franz Ferdinand are fuckin awesome live... by iamnicksaicnsn	Oct 23rd, 2005 04:48:22 PM
But I didn't see SNL last night, so I can't compare. They are seriously savage though.
No need to shoot the messenger, cowbell... by FluffyUnbound	Oct 23rd, 2005 05:12:35 PM
I'm just trying to help you out. Really. I am. Trying to get a protest going against Herc, and then carrying it over across multiple talkbacks just plain old makes you look bad. Unless this is some sort of performance art piece that is way over my head.
Sniping at a moderator of a messgae board is gay but a moderator by I Dunno	Oct 23rd, 2005 06:43:59 PM
I don't really know which end of that spectrum the truth lies but I ran a site much larger than this and I've seen both. It's best for both just to chill the fuck out.
Harry's brother-in-law? by Shermdawg	Oct 23rd, 2005 07:28:13 PM
You mean he married Beyonce? Does Jay-Z know about that?
D@mn, I forgot the @'s in the l@st post! by Shermdawg	Oct 23rd, 2005 07:30:58 PM
oh well here they are: H@rry, l@w, me@n, m@rried, J@y-Z, @bout, th@t. Sorry for the goof. :)
"He treats people who disagree with him like shit" by J-Dizzle	Oct 23rd, 2005 11:09:37 PM
I'm not trying to defend Herc here, but that statement can basically be used to decribe almost every geek who has come into contact with a message board/forum. Treating people like crap who disagree with you is an everyday tradition in Talkbacks. You think Herc is the first guy to act this way? He won't be the last I can guarantee that. Sure, you wouldn't expect it from an admin, but what are you going to do when another member of the 'user union' exhibits the same conduct? Start a new user union against that guy? What if there is a whole bunch of a-holes? What's going to happen then? Ask every poor bastard who has engaged in a debate with one of these a-holes and they'll tell you that nothing ever came of it. What's done is done and now it's time to move. That's one of the funny things about Talkbacks. You'll have at least two people bitching the hell out of each other for a couple of days, and then once it stops everyone posts normally as if nothing happened. Personally, I love these flame wars (I like to instigate). It's one of the reasons why AICN maintains a decent hit count these days. If I were you I'd let it go. Herc is the one screwed up, and he knows it. That's why he won't be posting any time soon. Sure enough, as soon as Herc posts again, whether it be in 1 week or 1 year, someone on the talkback will make a smartarse comment about Herc's behavior. Herc has done the damage to himself, and he won't hear the end of it. That's his punishment. And so what if he bans someone? These days banning is pretty redundant considering how easy it is to make a new account.
DOCTOR WHO to air on HBO in 2006!!! by Barrymore	Oct 24th, 2005 03:54:41 AM
Forget this SNL stuff, DOCTOR WHO, the current smash hit cool show of the UK, will be airing on HBO in the fall of 2006! THAT is the coolest news ever!!!! (26 episodes, 45 minutes each.)
Barrymore, will I have to watch the original series to get into by Lenny Nero	Oct 24th, 2005 04:12:44 AM
I watch a lot of TV DVDs, so I'm becoming very selective.
The new DW is, well, new... by Barrymore	Oct 24th, 2005 04:24:03 AM
You don't have to be an old DW fan to enjoy the new series! The new episodes are fast-paced (for the most part), with good special effects, a sense of humor and fun, a dashing (and goofy and serious) Chris Eccleston as the Doctor, and Billie Piper is tremendous as Rose, the Doctor's new, um, friend. I hate to compare it to BUFFY (because AICN seems split between Buffy lovers/haters), but it is snappy and cool like Buffy was years ago. I'm hoping that HBO doesn't make the same mistake that FOX did with the 1996 TV-movie (advertising it by telling everyone that they've already missed out on 30 years worth of stories).
Didn't Chris Eccleston quit? by Lenny Nero	Oct 24th, 2005 04:47:37 AM

Not until at least another year, GoatZinger. by Lenny Nero	Oct 24th, 2005 06:36:30 AM
Grenier is due for an SNL appearance, but two seasons on an HBO show doesn't guarantee anything outside a great cult following and critical acclaim. Oy vey.
Barrymore, any official confirmation of the DOCTOR WHO HBO rumor by SpyGuy	Oct 24th, 2005 07:51:27 AM
Because HBO would be a much better forum for the new DOCTOR WHO than the "Mansquito"-airing Sci-Fi channel, who inexplicably think DOCTOR WHO (the world's longest running sci-fi series) is beyond their audience. No interrupting commercials, a more respected cable channel, the chance for decent press coverage in the States...yeah, I'm down with this wacky new "HBO" concept...
DOCTOR WHO to air on HBO in 2006???? by EvilMonkey01	Oct 24th, 2005 11:55:51 AM
Could you throw up a link to the article / website that's reporting this ? Thanks
Besides origin@l progr@ming, HBO blows. by Shermdawg	Oct 24th, 2005 12:41:59 PM
Question: I remember the old Doctor Who show th@t @ired on PBS, is he @ wiz@rd or @ time traveler? Or is he just @ doctor? WHO IS THIS DOCTOR????
Shermdawg: I'll tell you, but you first have to promise to by SpyGuy	Oct 24th, 2005 12:59:21 PM
Don't be that guy.
Untill they spell Aquaman the right way, I must! by Shermdawg	Oct 24th, 2005 01:19:03 PM
Or it drops from m@in p@ge. Seriousley, me over using the @'s will prove just how ridiculous it is. I me@n y@ gott@ st@nd for something in this d@y @nd @ge, don't y@? Just be gl@d, I h@ven't jumped on the $=S b@ndw@gon.
Seriousley though, t@lk @bout @ @wkw@rd tr@nsition, SNL to Dr.Wh by Shermdawg	Oct 24th, 2005 01:22:05 PM
But when it comes to SNL @nd Awkwardness, they go h@nd in h@nd.
Yes, I know... by Shermdawg	Oct 24th, 2005 01:39:14 PM
I forgot two @'s, this is getting too h@rd. I should stop. Well, not in the @qu@m@n thre@d, but here, ok. SO WHO IN THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS DOCTOR? I'M BRITISHLY CHALLENGED! PLEASE HELP. I'm also Googlely challenged, or just too lazy. And when you're too lazy to use a search engine thats sad. GOD I'M PATHETIC! cries
Since when is Tina Fey this hot chick?? by chickychow	Oct 24th, 2005 02:24:43 PM
I mean, she's average, about a 6 maybe a generous 7. Is it the glasses? The snarkiness? I mean, she's not funny, she sucks at her job and isn't half the gal Amy Poehler is. Amy and the UCB guys should totally take over SNL.
Shermdawg: Okay, since you're conceding your inevitably fut by SpyGuy	Oct 24th, 2005 03:10:18 PM
While his full origins remain unknown, the Doctor comes from a planet known as Gallifrey and was a member of a powerful hierarchy known as the Time Lords, who as the name suggests, have considerable mastery of the forces of time and space. Unwilling to accept his responsibilities in Time Lord society, the First Doctor originally left Gallifrey in a stolen Type-40 TARDIS (short for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space) time and space machine along with his granddaughter, Susan. Arriving on Earth in the year 1963, the Doctor and Susan soon settled into their self-imposed exile, while the TARDIS' Chameleon Circuit (which allowed the TARDIS to change shape to match its surroundings) was somehow disabled, forcing the TARDIS to retain the shape of a 1960s British police box. Susan's teachers, Ian Chesterton and Barbara Wright, became suspicious of Susan's activities and tracked her down to the junkyard where the TARDIS was located. Ian and Barbara entered the TARDIS, which is spatially larger on the inside as a result of transcendental dimensional engineering, causing the Doctor to activate the TARDIS' controls, sending them off into Earth's prehistoric past and the first of numerous adventures in time and space. Over the years, the Doctor has had dozens of companions and has regenerated his body several times as a way to resurrect himself following a fatal injury (and also keep the series going with a different lead actor). At some point before his eighth regeneration into the Ninth Doctor, Gallifrey was destroyed in a Time War involving his longtime nemeses the Daleks and other alien races. Presumably (but not probably) the last surviving Time Lord, the Doctor is now a lonely wanderer through time and space and he has taken on a British girl, Rose Tyler, from the year 2005 as his latest companion. Their adventures begin with the 2005 DOCTOR WHO series starring Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor, and now David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor. So now you know...and knowing is half the battle.
tina > amy by JackDonkey	Oct 24th, 2005 03:32:14 PM
but they both suck.. Rachael >>>>>>>> tina and amy combined, in the funny department that is.
todd sweeney by howudoinchewbaca	Oct 24th, 2005 03:59:33 PM
remember how awful the show was when her and anthony michael hall were on? The show will resurrect itself somehow. I'm sure there is some talent being forged at second city.
Middle Ag3 man by JackDonkey	Oct 24th, 2005 04:14:05 PM
W@s th@t the one where Chris F@rley would @lw@ys @sk if he could h@ve @ beer? those were hil@rious, @nd they weren't over used like Debbie downer.
SpyGuy, thanks. JackDonkey, get a new gimmick. by Shermdawg	Oct 24th, 2005 06:02:07 PM
Just joking, nice to see you've taken up the cause. I, however will keep my @'s in the Aquaman threads.
Semaj by splbrg75	Oct 24th, 2005 06:31:36 PM
I think Nora Dunn is who you are talking about. Not sure if she left the show when Dice was the host though. I heard she just refused to take part in that episode... And yeah, you're right, that was the true golden era of SNL.
Hey Herc, NEWSFLASH!!! by hauptman	Oct 24th, 2005 07:26:48 PM
America does not care about SNL anymore. It hasn't been good for years now.
I think they should move Saturday Night Live to Mondays.. by Josh Town	Oct 24th, 2005 08:01:21 PM

Because there is nothing fucking good on... by Josh Town	Oct 24th, 2005 08:02:35 PM

I'd nail Tina Fey by Josh Town	Oct 24th, 2005 08:03:40 PM
and her little scar too...
Catherine Zeta-Jones looks by darthbinks1220	Oct 24th, 2005 08:38:59 PM
The post being repeated five times wuz for affect......... because it's the biggest load of horse@hit I've ever heard. Mrs. Douglas still looks pretty amazing, thank you very much.
Tina Fey ruined SNL by Bob of the Shire	Oct 25th, 2005 12:05:29 AM
Kill that bitch.
Rachel Dratch has beautiful breasts by alexnivek	Oct 25th, 2005 03:38:14 AM
Maybe the best tits on TV. Can't believe I forgot to record last weekend's SNL. Am looking forward to seeing how Tina Fey's tits are coming along.
Hopefully Fey will get prego again and the show will improve by Heckles	Oct 25th, 2005 01:05:26 PM
She is horrible as head writer and worse on Update. Lorne Michaels is out of his mind, or just desperate, putting her as head writer. Horrible.
Josh Acid was hilarious by Thunderballs	Oct 25th, 2005 09:05:25 PM
I especially love when Josh Acid waters down the acid, and when he throw it on the troublemakers they say "It kinda stings." That shit is hilarious. Mel Gibson as Frankenstein's evil twin was great, as was the Lethal Weapon spoof where they fight Scarface. Classic shit. Grumpy Old Man:"In my day...." And nothing beats Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, I love when they dissolve from him with a club in his hand, to him litigating. Great shit.
moviemack, I believe the term was... by Shermdawg	Oct 25th, 2005 10:00:36 PM
"Star Wars: Episode III will own your ass!!!" Which we all know is NOT true.
And speaking of that term... by Shermdawg	Oct 25th, 2005 10:59:48 PM
jesuschrist officially retired it over in Harry's dvd column. This is a historic moment in AICN. Nuff said. Nuff said.
God, Uma Thurman is HOT! by Shermdawg	Oct 25th, 2005 11:08:24 PM
What she may lack in certain area's lookswise, she makes up in personality. Ethan Hawke you suck! Not as bad as SNL, but seriousley, dude!
Head Wound Dana was hilarious by Thunderballs	Oct 26th, 2005 10:29:43 PM
I will always love Sprockets though. Pure fucking genius. When Stiller came on as a grown up and bitter, chain smoking Eddie Munster, that shit is hilarious. When Deiter asks him about Fred Gwynne, all he says "7 foot freak, 7 foot freak man."
Ah yes, Head Wound Harry. by Lenny Nero	Oct 27th, 2005 03:31:22 AM

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