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Anger Management Drop-Out DMANN on WIZARD WORLD and STAR WARS!

Mon mothma, by BrainFart	Aug 6th, 2005 06:53:34 PM
she was so hot
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Yeah, I can see how the deleted scene could be boring by I Dunno	Aug 6th, 2005 07:02:58 PM
All that talking about senators defying the Empire and forming the fucking Rebellion, yeah, who needs that extraneous shit. Sigh.
I was at the very same discussion today . . . by ProzacMorris	Aug 6th, 2005 07:07:51 PM
And in the Q and A part of the session, someone actually asked Stevie if he ever thought Lucas would consider remaking the original three films. That man was promptly booooooed, as you may have guessed.
Live Action TV Series by Lavaman	Aug 6th, 2005 07:12:54 PM
I hope they are not backing out of the live action TV series; there has not been any info regarding this lately. Lucas has the resources to take TV to the next level. I want to see him take out Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, and all the other wannabes.
the deleted scene is boring? by rivercb	Aug 6th, 2005 07:32:57 PM
no shit! it's a purely dialogue scene and its not surprising that it sounds stiff and amateurish, it fits in nicely with every other "talking" scene in the new Star Wars
Fuck you, rivercb by I Dunno	Aug 6th, 2005 07:38:06 PM
The dialogue in the prequels fit the characters. Yeah it's probably going to sound somewhat stilted, they're senators. If someone shoehorned a Han Solo character in the prequels to make wisecracks, people would be bitching about that.
Quick, before the haters take over the TB. by Colonel_Blimp	Aug 6th, 2005 07:50:16 PM
Let's value the time we have now to love all things SW before lucas' rapevictims and lotr fundamentalists arrive. oh. rivercb's already here...btw check out comingsoon.net for a better description of the deleted scene, and a tiny bit (and i mean tiny) of info on the live action show.
Lucas is going to film the entire Bible- in 3d no less! by Ingeld	Aug 6th, 2005 07:51:19 PM
"And the 3D versions of the OT (and NT too probably)? " Watch out Mel Gibson!
Deleted Scenes they SHOULD have put in... by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 6th, 2005 08:02:23 PM
...but they won't are; How about more of the space battle at the beginning which was SO abrupt and uneventful compared to those from the original, more of the Obi Wan Anakin duel which for some reason just seemed a little, off, to me. Too many interruptions between the actual swordplay of the 2 characters. Originally the cut lasted 10-12 minutes, but reportedly ended up being about 7. While we're at it, how about all the other bits cut from ALL the duels too? Must be more from the Obi Wan/ Grievous duel for starters. The Kashyyk battle? How quick was that, there's a lot more to be put back into that, plus the Clone/droid battle on Utupau. More of the hologram footage of Obi Wan watching Anakin slaughter the Jedi. Also scenes that depict Anakin's paranoia of Obi Wan shagging Padme, but also Obi Wan discovering their marriage and NOT turning them in to the council. Surely there must have been more to explain Anakin's decision to kill the Jedis at a snap of Palpatine's fingers too. While we're at it, God why didn't Lucas write into the story that part of Anakin's motives for seeing the Jedis as his enemy was them finding out about his marriage and possibly taking his Jedi status away from him or something. Lucas must have been a complete fuckbrain for not putting that perfect plot point in. Now, all you guys are probably gonna ignore this post as normal, and not talk about it, but please, c'mon guys, give us a response, heck we might even get Lucas, who I am SURE reads this site from time to time, to take notice and put them back in... yeah right.
Thanks, Colonel_Blimp. Ingeld, that was teh ghey. by I Dunno	Aug 6th, 2005 08:04:51 PM
The deleted scene looks great. I read the scene the excerpt alludes to in the novel and it's a powerful scene. It spells out what is only alluded to previously and is the very beginning of the Rebellion. What's particularly powerful is that Padme is torn between what she knows is right and what the side that she knows Anakin is on and doesn't even trust herself to hear all that's going on.
So does anybody know anything about The Men Who Fell?! by Vomithrax	Aug 6th, 2005 09:05:34 PM
I can't find anything about this movie on IMDB, and I've never heard of it. The trailer is fu@king creepy cool scifi stuff themenwhofell.com
Wow, hard knock on dmann Harry by blues	Aug 6th, 2005 09:14:46 PM
Wasn't deopping the guy enough? Not that I care, Dmann's a douche.
Qui Gon deleted scene by John-Locke	Aug 6th, 2005 09:37:10 PM
Did Lucas ever film the Qui Gon Scene? I'd love to have the reason why he didn't disappear when he died explained. Also Gendy Tarkovsky (sp?) is doing a feature film, Sweet.
Curious - Why the hell post this? by MrCere	Aug 6th, 2005 10:07:28 PM
Even the guy writing the info says, "Nothing new." Why give publicity to Sansweet and his Star Wars commercials if there is NO news?! This is a replay of Comic-Con and that was pretty stupid at the time. Bah Humbug!
Oh and live TV series is "postponed" by MrCere	Aug 6th, 2005 10:15:58 PM
Sansweet was clear about this at Comic-Con too. First will come an animated series with the new Lucas Animation division and then someday, eventually, probably, they will get around to the TV series. I am paraphrasing a bit......................Also, stop apologizing for Lucas' bad dialog! "It's senators so they are supposed to talk boring!" That is obviously a joke of an excuse. I actually LIKED the deleted scene since it gives Padme more action than just waiting around and gives us more Organa....and I am pro-Star Wars and nobody raped me ever but I can't get over somebody saying stilted dialog is acceptable because the characters are SENATORS! Holy hell, I may need to muster a list of movies with senators speaking that don't use stilted dialog OR a list of movies where it wasn't okay when senators delivered bad dialog.
Then give me an example of bad senator dialogue. by I Dunno	Aug 6th, 2005 10:36:50 PM
The explanation I gave was because I thought people were expecting caustic one liners or something from some half assed Whedon tv show from the senators in the films, not because I thought the dialog was bad. So then where was the dialog so bad and how would you improve it?
Gram? by MondoGundark	Aug 7th, 2005 12:10:51 AM
I can't believe they actually used an Earth measurement. Lucas has used "parsec", "light year", well, maybe it's not so far off... but it still is a cheesy way out.
Dialogue bad is yes. by ivehadsex	Aug 7th, 2005 12:50:32 AM
This scene sounds like almost every dialogue scene in the new trilogy; boring, dull, written by Lucas, and so awful that the only reason I can think of that not one person said "Hey, George, that sounds awful, maybe we should spruce up the dialogue a bit?" is that he whips his employees into submission with some giant, gnarled stick. "Your so beautiful." "I'm so beautiful because I'm so in love." "No, you're so beautiful because I"m so in love with you." AAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHhh!
Not that dumb. by ivehadsex	Aug 7th, 2005 01:18:34 AM
And besides, even if people did say crap like that, when I go to the movies I don't want to hear crap like that. And besides, she's already having sex with him.
24th by reverendfitty	Aug 7th, 2005 02:03:20 AM
just mocking going first
By the way. by ivehadsex	Aug 7th, 2005 02:17:45 AM
I agree with Mr. Fantasmo, also, in regards to him directing...did anyone else realize that only one of the original trilogy's films was directed by Lucas? Yeah EMpire and REturn were directed by someone else.
Apparently we can blame Spielberg and other friends of Lucas for by iamnicksaicnsn	Aug 7th, 2005 04:28:04 AM
They all convinced him to come back and direct. Those fucking idiots. Those stupid, fucking idiots.
Wait! I think I was at this panel... by CAhobbit	Aug 7th, 2005 04:34:18 AM
a little less then a month ago at Comic-Con. Looks again Yup same crappy panel presented at Comic-con. I would have thought they might have wanted to "spice" up the panel a little more since the one at comic-con was so bad. Oh wait this is Lucas and co. I shouldn't expect anything more...just less.
"The PT just had actors saying lines with no emotion behind them by Lutz	Aug 7th, 2005 04:37:46 AM
The New Movies also lacked Cocaine. The sort of direction and acting your talking about only comes about from people like Quentin Tarantino. Think about how he pulled Kill Bill off. That is like the only equal to the sort of movies people used to make. Those movies like Star Wars.
Yeah. If you dont understand the "brushing" scene. Then please by LordEnigma	Aug 7th, 2005 05:06:19 AM
The most simplistic of events confounds a geek so often. It absolutely amazes me. Glad to see Knowles has returned to his anti-SW stance. Well Harry, you picked the wrong horse. PJ, while thin, not exactly creating the most legendary of works. Not fade a way something that can be said of LOTR. Soon they will all be off cable. No need for anymore DVDs. Do the winds of oblivion sound good to you Harry? You cant stop something that is legion. But enjoy your King Kong DVD and remake. We all have our thing. It's okay. Just stop putting your large shit on mine. I would appreciate it.
The still-in-the-works live action Star Wars TV series raped my by -sfx-	Aug 7th, 2005 05:28:02 AM
Seriously, stop bitching already. You will all be watching that. And buying the merchandise OMFG LOL
Yeah, brobdingnag, that's why Episode III did so poorly fina by I Dunno	Aug 7th, 2005 09:12:46 AM
and why you took the time out of your undoubtedly busy schedule to post here. Knob. As for your diatribe, mrfantasto, there was nothing against character in Anakin's turn. AOTC established him as a psychotic, power hungry bastard with no respect ofr the Jedi or their rules. He would have turned to the dark side anyway to gain power, saving Padme was just an excuse to himself. And you still didn't convince me on the dialogue thing but arguing about the films is so three months ago anyway.
I dunno... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 10:08:35 AM
..er..think you're reading into these flix a bit much.They're rubbish.You're trying to justify ...awe,hell.They''re rubbish.You know it.I paid my money,I went to see 'em.I'm a muppet.I know they stink.We all went to see them in the hope they'd be like the originals.They weren't.It's over.Just like Christianity,we have grown up and realise ...it just weren't that good.Anakin readying himself for power?Where was that portrayed or written.He turned.Just like that.Rubbish.You know you're in trouble when even John Williams' score is poor.God...hum a theme,I dare ya...
anakin's judgement was clouded by the dark side. by Colonel_Blimp	Aug 7th, 2005 10:31:19 AM
that's what the dark side does. it has nothing to do with rationality. And once he discovers palpatine's a sith, anakin's so arrogant he believes he will be able to control palpy and get the information he believes he needs to save padme. but of course that arrogance only leads him further down the path to the dark side. and once he kills windu he's truly fucked, for ever (at least until RotJ). The character development is there for anyone to see, at least anyone with an open mind capable of putting two and two together and who doesn't need every little thing EXPLAINED IN CAPTIAL LETTERS to them in order to accept it as the filmmaker's intention. You need to pay more attention! If you see a film with a shot of a face looking down, and then a shot of a dinner plate,do you need a subtitle explaining the face is looking at the plate? There's much more to RotS than meets the eye, you're just too much of a gang of sad, pathetic wankers incapable of letting go of your cynical pretentiousness to notice. Face it, if Lucas made Vader's turn more like you want it to be, you would be hating that too. Oh, and Priaprick - I can hum a lot of the tunes, and for instance battle of the heroes is instantly recognizable.
Colonel... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 10:45:17 AM
...fair enuff,you sound like a big fan.I feel like Tim from Spaced."You weren't there!"The original stuff was great movie times,I was totally swallowed up by the Phantom hype.I'm afraid it wasn't worthit.Bit like getting to go to bed with Heidi Klum and discovering she was lifeless in bed,like a wet fish-ya liked it a while back but the reality was not worth discovering.Lets be honest...there was no ...absolutely no..scenes in this mess that even equal one Han looking at Luke and asking "You okay?" from Empire.No connection..Absolutely no soul.And the themes....Nah,trash.Williams has no passion for his subject matter here.Seriously...I don't want to knock ANYONE(note cap letters)having a good time at the flix.Just don't justify things by reading more into it than was meant.I know a very bright dude who fucking loves Independence Day?????!!!What the fuck???But at least he says.."I know its shit but I enjoyed it"...The Wars prequals were awful and I didn't have a good time.The end.oH,and can someone please murder Craig from Big Brother.I hate that cunt.
In Spider-Man 2, when Doc Ock raises his arms at the hospital an by Doom II	Aug 7th, 2005 11:25:08 AM
...how is that less cheesy than the Vader scream in Episode 3? One is based on a comic book and the other on 1930's movie serials. A double standard maybe? I admit that Episode 3 is far from perfect, but fanboys tend to forget shit so quickly around here. I never read one complaint about that Doc Ock scene last year.
the dialogue in everything is stiled and awkward by rivercb	Aug 7th, 2005 11:47:52 AM
sorry, but it looks like a student film. just because they are senators doesn't mean that they have to be devoid of human personality. There's absolutely no subtlty or wit to what they ever say, it's all very plain and obvious. writing dull dialogue and giving monotone and downright silly performances is not an excuse because they say it was "meant" to be that way.
Cheered me up Priapic! by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 12:08:29 PM
Craig.."BUT, BUT Antony....I LOVE YOU", (even though I do not fancy you) Antony...."Burn, Craig Burn!"
In A Thousand Years, Star Wars and LOTR Will Be Actual Religions by ZombieSolutions	Aug 7th, 2005 12:14:00 PM
so all future Imperialist Occupation Quagmire / Energy Wars will be fought between those who believe in the Force, and those who believe in the Ring. oh yeah, there will also be an Elvis religion that will directly replace christianity. long live the king, baby! take those pills! (btw, ROTS was TITS! i don't see how any old school Star Wars fans could not love it. TPM and AOTC were disasters, however. nothing new in this sentiment, i know. just sayin'.)
to: Cpt Kirks 2pay by jaycieboy	Aug 7th, 2005 12:17:39 PM
We still got the dvd in Nov. & the 30th definitive set to go , no complaints mate! You know how George likes to have his theater release 1 way and his dvd version another......I'm sure will see all that! Just a matter of time.
thank you by jaycieboy	Aug 7th, 2005 12:20:39 PM
...how is that less cheesy than the Vader scream in Episode 3? One is based on a comic book and the other on 1930's movie serials. A double standard maybe? I admit that Episode 3 is far from perfect, but fanboys tend to forget shit so quickly around here. I never read one complaint about that Doc Ock scene last year. Amen......(folding hands & lifting head high)
I Liked Vader's "NOOOOO!" (Cheesy Melodrama and All) by ZombieSolutions	Aug 7th, 2005 12:25:25 PM
yeah, it was cheesy, but when was Star Wars ever not cheesy? the "NO!" was totally old school 30s serials mixed with Doctor Doom circa 1967. it was brilliant! Star Wars is great because it is both deeply moving (on a fairy tale level), and profoundly silly. one of the most funny and telling things, though, is how the old heads react to ROTS and ESB. the other day i was hanging out with my brother, gettin' high, watching ESB and laughing and stuff until the whole "I am your father" scene. it was like a silence fell over the room. i've observed the same thing at any store where the DVD is playing -- you'll invariably see a group of 20 / 30 somethings quietly gathered around the screen for that one moment. for people who saw ESB as kids, that scene is a pivotal narrative moment in their lives. as silly as that is, it's overtly cheesy, over the top melodramtic power is hard to deny. then again, if you saw Star Wars for the first time and you had already hit puberty, all the "magic" is gone. get 'em while their young!
RE: MORAY and The Space Battle. by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 12:27:33 PM
Thanks for that information on the 4 hour Space Battle on hte ROTS uadio book mate, it's greatly appreciated. To think how short and underwhelming the Space Battle was in the film, it's such a shame. Makes you wonder how much was originally shot but then cut out in the final version. Anyone else think that this scene was underlong and a bit uneventful? It seems that Lucas always does this, shoots tons of great footage, only to go back and edit (which is what he says he enjoys the most, the fuckwit) like what seems like over 50-60% of the glorious stuff out, until we're left with hardly anything. Hasn't this dumbass learned anything? I'm sure he did this with the duels and end battle in AOTC too, from the making of films I saw of it. Anyone else agree that The Space Battle was dissapointing here? THAT's what should be put into the DVD. In fact, after the first viewing of Sith, I came out of it craving for a LOTR style DVD to come out, with all the big scenes and little lines that were cut out, to be integrated back in. Anyone else agree?
Cheesy is not the word... by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 12:37:11 PM
Vader should have said nothing, the beauty of the original films was that Vaders mask always seemed to show many different emotions depending on the context of the scene combined with the music and Vaders body language.....Vader was always more menancing and meaningful when he said nothing at all....
I''m With You, CPT KIRKS 2PAY, I Would LOVE To See An LO by ZombieSolutions	Aug 7th, 2005 12:44:40 PM
personally, i liked the space battle at the beginning of the theatrical cut of ROTS. i thought it was long enough and, unlike anything in either TPM or AOTC was actually exciting and cool. BUT, i would love to see and EXTENDED EDITION that could provide more detail AND eliminate any need to watch the deeply flawed TPM and AOTC at all. some dialouge about how Anakin was picked up by the Jedi after he iniatiated a slave rebellion on Planet Massive-Bummerrr or something. maybe show some flashbacks of Anakin as a youngish teen working in the mines, and then the revolt. than provide another flashback of Anakin's mother dying and Anakin freaking out. it would only take about 10 extra minutes of footage to save the prequels. TPM and AOTC would then become "alternate histories" that avid fans of cheerful 10 year olds, retarded fish dogmen, and hanna barbera "wacky races" could thrill to in the isolation ward.
Good Point, doglipsX by ZombieSolutions	Aug 7th, 2005 12:53:08 PM
that's true. arguably, it could have been more powerful if he just hung his head while a slow, mournful version of the Imperial March played... hmm... still, i don't think the NO! was the embarresment many fans are saying it is. i thought it was just fine.
The scream by Heartbreak Kid	Aug 7th, 2005 12:53:38 PM
My beef with the Vader scream was not the vocal delivery, it was with how the scene was shot. It cuts out to a full length shot of Vader so it looks like he's on stage at a high school play. Not dramatic. A lot of the drama comes in how a scene is shot as well as the delivery. Poorly executed. Think of the original Superman movie when he scream after Lois died. They cut to an extreme close up overhead shot of his angry face. Would it have been the sama if they had just cut out to a big wide shot? Hell no. That angle may not have worked in ROTS. I have an idea though. When he screamed they could have jump cut quickly in to a tight face helmet shot with multiple cuts until we gets so close to Vader's eye piece that we could see Anakin's eye through it and see the pain in it. THEN after he's screamed, let his arms slumped down, all defeated and then pull back to the wide shot.
Dmann has been de-opped? by DocPazuzu	Aug 7th, 2005 01:08:43 PM
Fan-fucking-tastic.
not to mention... by the M'hael	Aug 7th, 2005 01:19:03 PM
in rots the "nooo" was the birth of a legend, a franchise. it was the start of his reign of evil and death over an entire universe for three movies, after being good and herioc for three movies. with doc ock, it was in the middle if an action movie, where the character is supposed to be a psychotic maniac bent on holding the city for ransom. much different dramatic rythms.
Dogslipsx... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 01:20:05 PM
..you're right.The scene would have been far better with a close up of Vaders face or something...just the idea that he's thinking in there.The scream was dreadful,and the guy who asked why Do Ock scene didn't get flamed answered his own question.Oh....and by the way,Craig is vile..utterly vile,did you see that bit when Anthony (pronounced anTHHony)got shitfaced and Craig put him to bed?Christ,craig is a rapiust in waiting.I bet once he gets out AnTHHony will laugh at Craig behind his back and his mates will go "Jeesus,DO NOT bring that coont oooot!"Craig is a suicide waiting to happen.Oh..and I fucking hate Makosi.She's put back black relations 200 years.All these cunts genuinely think they're stars already.Oh,and you can have Orla...her fanny smells of beetroot.What a surprise,she was on page 3 on friday?Quelle surprise.I'm trying to think of a decent way of killing Craig.Perhaps red hot poker up the jacksy.AnTHony is a thickit as well.Christ,wher do they find these people?
NOOOOO!!!!!! by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 01:27:51 PM
Apart from this being the girly thing my ex girlfriend would scream, after I threw shit loads of chairs at her Darth Sidious stylee, I actually thought the Vader scream wasn't as bad as had been made out. I also thought it could be shot better, like having his screma becoming off screen for part of it, and I dunno, just showing some clips of Sidious smiling watching him, or even a shot of a dead Padme, anything. But the question I want to ask you guys is this... do you think that Vader's grief over killing Paddy baby made him embrace the Dark side and Evil more, or does it make him hold, or try to hold on to his good side more? Answers on this TB please.
Actually,I'd rather use a hammer on Craig and let Anthony be by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 01:31:17 PM
Oh....and I'd bludgeon Makosi to death with a spoon and take her wig as a ornament.Then I'd make Craig eat her flesh and insist on that dreadful Norf landan swine to shit in his mouth.You love it Craig,eat it,swill it round your mouth...you've missed a bit.Eat it you cunt.Orla close your fucking legs,you stink....Derek,put the kettle on.What?Eugene,what?Darth Vader's what?I'll fucking take you out you geek,YOU GEEK!!!Like that do ya?Eh,that hammer nice and heavy?Now look at the mess you made!Get up!Get up!Lazt fucker.What was that Makosi?!You say something?Here taste this,and this.....and...this...and this...and this...look at the mess you made.
Er...what about midichlorians?Who was Annies Dad? by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 01:39:17 PM
What dya mean?Great writing that.What a rotten turd.Midi chlorians?hahahahahahahah.Oh dear.dear,oh dear.What rot.Day 59 in the Big Brother house:Craig has been anally raped by AnTHOny and isn't happy.Makosi has developed a taste for her own faeces.Eugene is useless and asexual.All the housemates are masterbating to photos of themselves.......
star wars/big brother by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 03:37:04 PM
Nothing would give me more pleasure than to administer the classic last boy scout " touch me again and I'll kill you" to that fucker Craig, christ only knows how Antony has not battered him already....what a disgraceful human being, all that attitude ruled by the brain of a retarded fucking newt.................... On a more seriuos note the complete prequel trilogy was the biggest let down of my life, how anyone with a set-up such as Lucas had, could manage to fuck up these films is way beyond me. DONT get me wrong the first and third had their moments ( I choose not to comment on the road crash that was clones ) Pod racing and....hang on, thinking back the only memorable moments are the pod racing and the death of the jedi (all 2 minutes of it) generally the rest of it was wince inducing...God I'm depressed again..
u guys on crack by Pageiv	Aug 7th, 2005 03:43:38 PM
So, the prequal sucked because there was too much going on and no acting, and the deleted scean sucks because there is too much acting and nothing going on?
death of the jedi... by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 03:48:08 PM
Just to illustrate my point, when I read the new art of ROTS book before the film was released I was extremely excited....could the last film redeem the other two? The work the concept artists put in and the demands Lucas kept putting upon them was quite monumental......and they came up with some amazing ideas, the new planets looked like they could really breath some life into ROTS....So as I entered the cinema at midnight I could not wait to see what was going to transfer onto the screen...NOT FUCKING MUCH.... all that hard work boiled down into a couple of minutes of cheap storyline pay-off. I can imagine that all the artists were honoured to have worked on a star wars film but to have such vivid imagination overtaken by the bloody Mon-calamari fucking ballet and all that bollocks with lift shafts really was a travesty....O.K. lets go on the defence talkbackers....
Re; doglipsX by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 04:14:51 PM
Yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh h, I dig what you're saying man, from one guy that has been on the internet for the last 3 years and checking out other material on hte making of Sith, so yeah, there are shit loads of stuff that went into the making of the film but didn't make final cut. On one hand, you gotta understand that to get to the finish product of this movie or any movie, there's God knows how much work that goes on but you don't see make it to the finished product. Part fo the reason why SW get's slagged off so much is due to everyone's extreme love for these films that expectations and also interest in behind the scenes and such, is so much higher than any other film. It's why I wasn't dissapointed in LOTR and really suprised by WOTW, that I hadn't invested all my heart into the anticipation of these films. But again, I gotta admit, yeah Lucas has been a bit of bumbrain with these films and he does restrain himself on what you get on the screen (what no Clone Wars?) even though he doesn't think so. He's a tight bastard when it comes to editing as I pointed out in earlier posts and many scenes that I wanted were either too short or simply not there. So you gotta consider both points man, don't be overcritical when you see so many hundreds of pages from the Art of SW not make it to screen, but sheesh, George try to use a bit more than you did settle for. We must find balance in our SW judgements people - and that deleted scene of Padme fucking the hairy nutsack out of Chewbacca, it exists everyone, I bet my naked 'Storms coming Anny', SW figure on it.
dog.... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 04:25:17 PM
...you're right.so right.I went to a midnight show too.It was like a wake.Craig reminds me of a Phantom Menace.He was crying again tonight.I tell ya,a suicide watch is in order.Then again...no great loss.
Gotta go for a bit,Riker is about to fly the Enterprise with a j by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 04:31:02 PM

Star Trek and The True Priapic by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 04:58:33 PM
Yeah, I see why you'd compain about that dodgy scene. Though the most shocking thing in this film was the bit where Picard started dancing to some Mambo music. I thought, 'no surely he wouldn't do that would he?', but he did! Man this film is aaaawful. Johnathon Frakes is such a Cunt. Wanky director. Anyway, I remember all those 25ish years ago, waitng for those incredible SW prequels to come out. 25ish years later - I'm still waiting, sort of.
Cpt Kirks 2pay... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 05:21:10 PM
...yeah,man.I kinda feel shitty when I watch TNG films as I genuinely loved Next Gen (3rd season was the coolest) and that film was the second flick I ever saw at Uni after Lethal Weapon 4(UGGGHHH!!).Even now I feel ...I dont know..just...disappointed.Ther was so much they could have done with that but every film seems to be about a)picard moaning about age b)a very insipid baddie with a bad idea/plan that makes Khan look like a god c)Data acting like 7 seasons never happened and d0must end with Picard fighting fisticuffs with the arch nemesis on a platform that will explode.Jesus,Generations was the only film I ever went for a piss in the middle of.Why?Why,god why?I think Frakes isn't too bad a director,it was just the story and script that were lame.Oh,God..I just heard the worst delivery in film history on the TV...Newt saying to Ripley "They're dead,OKAY!"...stop your grinnin' and drop yer linnen.addle up,apone!!!
It's time to move on with the Prequel bashing already. by I Dunno	Aug 7th, 2005 05:21:37 PM
I've heard all these so called plot holes and gripes before and answered them all but now I really no longer have the energy. "Star Wars is dead". "Lucas lost it". Whatever. Ignore the critical acclaim and the fact that it just beat ROTK domestically. I know BO isn't a sign of whether or not a movie's good but someone, and not just SW fans are watching ROTS repeatedly so it can't be the worst movie ever. Bottom line, just drop it already. It's over. The long nightmare you call the Prequels is behind you so move the fuck on. Jonathon Frakes can actually be a fair director. First Contact was very well shot and I thought Frakes did a good job. What little I remember of Insurrection sucked ass but most of that I attribute to the writing. I'm going to assume that Berman was involved. Nemesis blew too but that was all writing as well, again Berman. It too looked good but Frakes didn't direct that.
Oh MY god... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 05:30:13 PM
I just realised...Generations=Picard fighting Soran on a cheap set that is going to blow up.First Contact=Picard fighting Borg Queen on a set that is burning/acid cloud exploding.Insurrection=Picard fighting Ralph on a cheap set that..is going...to explode.And....oh my god...Nemesis...Picard fighting Picard on...a ..cheap set..that is gonna..explode.Oh,dear....Its all fisticuffs too.Darmok on the ocean....at ternagra
Born on the 4th of July or Aliens? by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 05:41:09 PM
I dunno, that sucks, 2 masterpieces, 2 of my favourite filmes ever, got a lot of channel hopping to do. damn, and I wanted to go to my local UGC cineam to watch fantastic Four - not 'cos of the film, but I fancy this cute sexy redhead girl there that poured hot cheese on my Nachos last week. DAMNIT shoulr I have gone!!!??? Anyway, slag Tom Cruise off as much as you want, but it's undeniable how much he deserves our love in this film - not being gay or anything. Geezer does magnificent work in this film here. One thing I can't work out about the famed uncut versions of Aliens though. Where was the scene near the end where Ripley confronted a cocooned Bishop, gave him a grenade to blow himself up? This scene happened when she went back to rescue Newt. This scene was in the novel but proof that it existed was the Aliens official magazine that came out before the film in '86, whci hshowed a still from the scene and explained that it was filmed but will probably be cut. I seem to be the only one in hte world that knows about it? Now back to SW, I really don't give a flying fuck about a series concentrating on secondary standard Jedi characters who were quite boring in the films anyway. What's gonna happen about the story of the ancient jedi vs. Sith and the discovery of the Force. Man, you've got at least 3 masterpiece films there already. George, we want this!!!! Plus Leia fucking Jabba by shoving his tale up her arse. Wonder if I do a Google or P2p search I'll find it? sheesh, works with everything else, especially that Storm's coming Anny' wee smelling old lady bit I've been on about for so long.
Picard vs ME!!! by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 05:47:00 PM
Notice how you won't give ME credit for Picard getting his arse kicked by Soran, but me still being rock hard and beating the shit outta him instead. All hail the Kirk bitches, come on, we'll all go back to my Enterprise love pad, and I'll unzip your spam purse then enter into your prize. C'mon whores, let's go. Scotty beam us up. Scotty. Scotty? Scotty what's going on, where are you? Sorry about this ladies. SCOOTTY!!!??? What's - happened! - to! - that MAN!!!!????
did IQ drop sharply while I was away? by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 05:52:52 PM
Thats right- Aliens for me, I couldn't give a fuck about the extra scenes the original cut is by far the best, much more tense.....and cpt kirks 2pay......frakes recently directed thunderbirds did he not - case closed.....oh and please stop with the star wars porn references.......
BB craigs talkshow pitch.... by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 06:02:45 PM
So you want a talkshow Craig do you? well I suggest something along the lines of a live- action celebrity death match.....no opponents though... something more along the lines of Craig being administered many pain killing injections, having his skin removed live a'la Buffalo Bill and then coming to the realisation ( this will take ages as he is a cock ) that as the pain killers wear off he will perish in extreme pain and anguish, all this whilst the regular Trisha crowd scream and cry at the death of a fellow Norfolk person...Hows that Priapic?
Its SE Aliens!! by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 06:02:59 PM
Born on the 4th is great but that scene when he sees the bone gush out his leg....I dislocated my knee many occasions and that scene makes me wretch.He was great in Risky Business...and a fine Lestat.But...it has to be Aliens,dudes.I love Jenna Jameson more than Traci Lords.I admit it.I'm a pornologer and I'm proud.Still dont fancy Mrs.Bacon in Born nor do I think Newt will win an oscar..."This is a pulse rifle".....
dog...I salute you ...BUT... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 06:07:02 PM
..now that aliens is on..wouldn't it be great to see him die John Hurt stylee?I must admit..when I read Jenna's autobiog and she says "I aint the cuddlin' type" it kinda broke my heart.I want to cuddle a porn star.Has anyone else got an obsession with a porn star/actress?I like Kirsten Dunst but I couldn't afford the bar bill.
Drew barrymore..... by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 06:10:34 PM
Now she is FIT......
Aw,man... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 06:20:08 PM
..dog..you can have her.I liked her in Darko,but I don't get the sexy bit.I was 11 when ET came out so I always see Gertie when I see her.I have a bit of crush on that prozzy chick from sin city.Alexis Bledell??And what the fuck is wrong with C4?Every time a gun goes off the picture freezes!!Are we gonna see the cocooned Hudson??"You always were an asshole,gorman"How about....Heather Graham?An eejit.But a nice one.
And Audrey Tatou.... by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 06:21:08 PM
I'd pay her bar bill for sure....
Jenna Jameson looks like an old catcher's mit by I Dunno	Aug 7th, 2005 06:21:35 PM
and she's not that much older than me. I guess porn will do that to you. We're taking a runabout flying into a wormhole here. Boba Fett falling into the Sarlaac. Drew Barrymore however, is a sweetheart.
Ander Page...? by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 06:22:04 PM
Anyone? How's that for a porn star obsession. Now, she may not have the biggest breasts going but she's one hell of a beautiful woman with a body to match. Where she mostly scores though is what shes got inside without sounding too cliched. Real seductive personality and great sexy actress, which is where many other porn stars fall down. Plus she's into S&M big time these days which makes me LOVE HER EVEN MORE! Is it me, or does the action in Aliens keep freezing for a few frames from time to time? Does anyone else wonder why when fighitng Grievous, Obi Wan decides to force throw him when GG's only down to 2 sabres, instead of fighting him with swords still?
Heather Graham....I agree by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 06:24:39 PM
Especially since she's been on scrubs...Kate Winslet?
Audrey Tattou.. by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 06:29:59 PM
..yup.Definitely fight over that one.One of those that you'd fall in love with.Jenna is definately aging badly,can't believe she's been in the business for 11 years.I guess the biz does indeed do that to ya...shame.Hope you dont think Im anti-drew,its just I wouldn't have a fisticuff with you over her.However,should the fight be over Amber Valetta or......dear lord..the goddess...Scarlett!!then Housten may have probs.To Capt KIRK you are right,what gives with ALIENS?Every fucking bullet.Anyway I throw into the discush....Padme?Me,no.You.... I'm trying think of a cute wars chick.I was forced to kiss a Leia bubblegum card as a kid "You Love her!Kiss her!KISS HER!"so im kinda jaded.
I think Drew Barrymore is a fucking pig. by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 06:31:02 PM
Take a good close look at her, and you'll see she's a bit of a minger. Crappy podgy body I reckon too. Underrated and gorgeous sexy as actress today has got to be Carla Gugino. Who's she, you all say? She's the sexy brunette bobbed woman that went topless in Sin City. I loved her even before that, when I saw her in Snake Eyes as the scientist that everyone was trying to kill. Damn, I'm a film Extra man, if I ever saw her on set..? Sheeeeeeeeeeet!!! Just watched the "See you Hicks" scene in Aliens. Damn, that's pretty moving stuff. Why the fuck did they ruin it with Alien 3?
General Grevious... by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 06:31:29 PM
That whole segment of ROTS is very ropey....the special effects look awful when Obi Wan pulls up next to the clone trooper on his iguana at the end of the sequence. Why can't we have more people in suits....Aliens has it's flaws but it looks fucking great....I love those hive sets..
Saving Lietenant Newt. by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 06:32:43 PM
This is the bit where Ripley originally bumps into a cocooned Burke. Quick everyone, watch closely for where it originally happened.
dog... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 06:34:13 PM
...can it be Winslet circa 97/98 as she worked in a cake shop off Holloway Road and was a smasher then.Now shes a bit .....lovey.Oh and KIRK...sir,you impress me..Carla is indeed an undiscovered country.How Lovely.Yeah,Aliens has gone all Newt screamy......
Cocooned Bishop? by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 06:35:06 PM
I posted this a lot earlier on this page. Sorry everyone, I meant cocooned Burke. Mind you, might be intereseting seeing an Alien/andriod style creature no?
PT Bashing by Heartbreak Kid	Aug 7th, 2005 06:38:00 PM
I earlier made a comment about the "NOOOOO" scene in ROTS, while I stand by that, I must make a comment about the bashing. I am fine with someone saying "I didn't like this, or I didn't like that..." Fine. That's honest criticism. Free speech and all that. My problem comes with something I first noticed as I left the theater for AOTC. I heard dudes sayin' "Oh he did this wrong" or "I'ts not suppoesed to be like that.." etc. I got a bit of a newsflash. IT'S GEORGE LUCAS' STORY AND CHARACTERS AND INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY IN EVERY WAY SHAPE AND FORM! If you don't like it. Fine. There was stuff I didn't like about them too. But the bottom line is, it's his story. HOWEVER he tells it, it is, by definition, correct. If he had Jar Jar give the emperor a hummer in an AT-AT, it might be stupid, but it is correct. If you made up a story, I can't come along and tell you the ending is wrong. It's your ending. Jeebus.
Alien3....was good shock! by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 06:38:44 PM
I Love that movie, Ripley is a great character and Weaver always comes good with her...Even in Ressurection....and Drew is no pig sir, I shall meet you outside.....mmmmm Scarlett, very nice also..
Sigh. Christ. by I Dunno	Aug 7th, 2005 06:40:07 PM
Jar Jar was made senator...I can't believe I keep allowing myself to get dragged into this shit...because he was the first of his race to successfully interact with the humans in Naboo and was instrumental in getting the two races together and form an alliance. Who better than he to be the first of his race to go out among the other races? As to why they chose someone like him to present the idea of giving Palpatine emergency powers, Jebus, that was the point. Jar Jar was the last senator that anyone would expect to be corrupted or in league with anyone evil. But it could have been anyone. Pick up a history book. It was said best at a little event called the Nuremburgh trials. To control people you create a fear in them and present them with protection against that fear. The people of this fictional Republic, just like the real life people in mine don't have to be defeated to take away their freedoms. They are dying to give away their freedoms, foaming at the mouth to hand over their freedoms in exchange for the promise of security and stability against a foreign threat, real or fabricated (see Patriot Act). Anything else or are we going to have to get into the whole "But why does Leia rememebr her mother?" thing? You don't get or like the films, we get it. Just don't pretend you have some enlightened opinions on why it sucks that no one else has thought of.
fantasto, the OT is full of plot holes and "unlikely" stuff as w by Colonel_Blimp	Aug 7th, 2005 06:46:08 PM
Jeez, you are so anal. and it's supposed to be a fun adventure, and it's supposed to be for normal (ie not the basementdwelling population og AICN) kids and adolescents, who don't shit themselves if it turns out r2 can fly. minor plot holes aren't important in movies like that. BTW - jar jar doesn't convince anyone to give palpatine emergency powers, he's just manipulated into suggesting it. everyone want to give palpy the powers and jump on the bandwagon as soon as someone suggests it, that's sort of the point, and it's made quite clear in the movie. in your ranting, you're rewriting the plot to make it less logical and thus support your argument. And grievous and kashyyyk are both mcguffins - they have no meaning in themselves, except to draw ob1 and yoda away from anakin (and of course to supply som action set-pieces and exotic planets). some of us actually like the PT. why not just get over it, and try to be tolerant (look it up) for a change. have a nice day.
Something just occoured to me about Aliens... by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 06:47:15 PM
...the whole thing about the staion that inevitably exploded? Hmm, so it sorta killed the Aliens anyway? There were also no survivors to be found in the first place except Newt, who dies later anyway? Well, the whole film sort of becomes a bit pointless now doesn't it? Why bother sending Ripley and everyone else to the planet at all then? Am I right here? It's a plot error that sort of destroys the whole movie when you look at it that way. Anyone agree/disagree?
Is it me... by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 06:52:10 PM
... or does watching Bishop cut in half and his guts make me wanna eat chinese food?
I Dunno... by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 06:53:20 PM
Blimey! you take this a bit to seriously me thinks...Putting Star Wars into context with any real event is a bit over the top, especially when you are addressing a character that should not even be allowed.......hoorah Alien3 next week..
Fuck me! she's so fittt.... by doglips	Aug 7th, 2005 07:01:08 PM
I'm off to que up for The Perfect Catch.....Drewwwww.......
Capt... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 07:01:16 PM
..yeah,I guess you're right.I'm afraid the film is starting to be dated.I didn't enjoy it that much tonight.Perhaps over-familialarity.I never fancied Ripley much,either.I adore Fincher but I think even he admits Alien cubed was a mess.I f I may add my tuppence to the Wars bit...ultimately,a film can be classed as 'I enjoyed that' or 'wow,that was crap'.You don't need a vested interest in a show to have an opinion.I aint rguing with you Heartbreak KId,I just didn't enjoy the Wars prequals.Man,I sooooo wanted to....Qui Gon is a dick,Ewan is castrated(strange for him),Jar jar is wrong,Yoda fighting is fun but daft..Chris Lee is wasted and nothing...absolutely nothing...stinks morer than a director/writer pandering to his fans...i.e.Wookies in ep.3.Christ,I truly DREAD Indy 4...why?Why lord?Why?Oh...........and here ya go.....Naomi Watts circa Tank Girl..Yowza..yum yum...
ROTS Was Flawed Because TPM and AOTC Were Nearly Hopeless Disast by ZombieSolutions	Aug 7th, 2005 07:07:34 PM
i think an honest assessment is that Lucas had one film in him, not 3. as it plays out we have a 3 act PT, where the first two acts have maybe one or two scenes tops that are interesting, and the rest is just filler. Lucas blew so many chances (Anakin's slave years COULD have been awesome and cool, but they SUCKED. so, being a slave is like having a shitty summer job? midihuh? retarded fishdogmen? whatever.), and he really blew the Clone Wars (the spin off cartoon was waaay cooler than either TPM or AOTC.) regardless, i really feel like ROTS pulled it off remarkably well seeing as how awful the set up was. like one reviewer i read who gave it a "B+" -- "as good as Sith is, it is, after all, still a sequel to Attack of the Clones." i couldn'ta said it better myself.
Okay..I have The Thing,Good+Bad+Ugly,Spidey 2 and Final Destinat by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 07:17:49 PM
oh...and...just to end the debate..mandy Peperidge....
Let Jar Jar go. by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 07:57:03 PM
Forfuxake, stop going on about tiny relatively irrelevant plot points about tiny, relatively irrelevant characters. It might be a plot mistake, yeah, and the criticisms have been covered enough already, so now let's move on and say, shut the fuck up about Jar Jar, whether or not Obi Wan and Owen remembers the fucking droids, how Obi Wan can change into a ghost when others can't, etc. IT'S NOT REALLY IMPORTANT!! It's so fucking petty and boring. There's so many more important plot discussions going on.
Oh bugger it,I'm opening a can of beer.... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 08:47:55 PM
...Boba Fett and Darth Vader-the mystery destroyed in 3 films.That's class.As Obi Wan said "Not Good!"Oh..and Kirsten Dunst..good in bed or no?
I explained the Jar Jar thing, mrfantasto. I could really give a by I Dunno	Aug 7th, 2005 08:53:01 PM
There weren't any gungans who knew about politics or dealing with outsiders, that was shown. If you don't like the dialogue or acting in the PT then thats your opinion. If you don't think the PT had a story then you weren't paying attention. No one is going to change anyone else's mind here so I don't know exactly what you're trying to prove and to who. You guys don't dig it, we get that. The last of the prequels is out of theaters, you should be well into the healing process by now. You shouldn't be picking at open wounds.
llac5... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 09:04:18 PM
Personally I went to all the prequels at the flix....in hope.After watching them I agree that I must suffer from mental illness as I'll never get that cash back.So....kirsten dunst????
Kirsten Dunst... by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 09:13:05 PM
is one fit sexy chick with one hell of a sexy rack. Should be awesome in the sack. I'm gonna beam her up with me. Scotty, come in. Scotty, Scotty?
Llac5 by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 09:38:16 PM
' A popular definition of insanity (and in some cases, stupidity) is doing the same over and over again and expecting a different result'. Well if that's true mate, how am I EVER gonna get a girl then!!!!!??????
Llac5 by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 09:44:25 PM
' A popular definition of insanity (and in some cases, stupidity) is doing the same over and over again and expecting a different result'. Well if that's true mate, how am I EVER gonna get a girl then!!!!!??????
Dudes... by The True Priapic	Aug 7th, 2005 09:48:54 PM
..fair enough.But lets make this clear...Kirsten Dunst's rack is MINE....MINE...god,she's cute...I'm wondering what I'd do with a Kirsten/Scarlett offer of nooki love.I'd go with the Dunst although I'd probably have a heart attack at being offered such a wealth of rackabilty.Man,can Dunst stop smoking...she's cold...but I luv her...shite Mary jane but....
The True Priapic. by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 7th, 2005 10:06:10 PM
man, you DO know that peopel in film, including celebs, including Kirsten Dunst, DO read these Talkback posts from time to time. Encouraged by their agent, they gotta check up on what public opinion on them truly is. Take it from me, as a Film Extra I'm SORT of, an Insider. So, you keep expressing your funky love for Kirsten and Scarlett, and who knows man. Me, I'm gonna use this opportunity to express mine for Carla gagging for her Gugino, man you're one hot brunette bombshell, that I gotta King Kong Ding Dong for. Yeah baby, you can prison me in your rack any day honey.
Drew Barrymore looks like a dog's ass by rivercb	Aug 7th, 2005 10:10:39 PM
Kirsten Dunst has a fat head but I could live in her village of tits. Also, George Lucas' kids are fat and look like they should be retarded. (not really related but is disturbing none the less.) If you have a shitload of money couldn't you afford less ugly kids?
Kirstin Dunst needs a posture pal by I Dunno	Aug 7th, 2005 10:15:15 PM
I think she had a humpback in Spider-Man 2. Her tits are sagging too, which is wierd for a girl in her early 20's. And her eyes look like she either had a stroke or pissed off Spidy once too often. Otherwise she's hot. Carla Gungino is money though.
Well, the whole film sort of becomes a bit pointless now doesn& by Lutz	Aug 8th, 2005 12:13:36 AM
Say it with me... THE COMPANY WANTED THE ALIENS.
Dunst should reprise her role of the vampire girl, but this time by krullboy	Aug 8th, 2005 12:19:06 AM
LESBIAN Vampires rule!!!! Say, that should be the plot for BLADE IV: Blade vs. the Lesbian Vampires, except he uses his meat "blade" to convert them before he stakes them with silver. FUCK YES!!!!!
Actually the real plot hole in Aliens... by Lutz	Aug 8th, 2005 12:20:35 AM
Is why send someone with an axe to bear to the planet if you want to bring back the Aliens? "I'm not anxious to see her taking up old hobbies"
Aaaaaah. The Company are duplicious. It's a sophisticated pl by Lutz	Aug 8th, 2005 12:22:21 AM
My Bad.
I've found the perfect new girl to play Supergirl. I'm by rivercb	Aug 8th, 2005 12:25:11 AM
Does Harry have a kid? http://www.goldengategarrison. com/gallery/comiccon2005/CC_07 1705_15
Was Mon Mothma the best MILF of the Sci Fi world? You decide. by Triumph poops!	Aug 8th, 2005 02:50:33 AM
Hmm...Sigourney Weaver was looking good in ALIENS. Would she qualify as the best MILF of sci fi or was she still too young to be considered an MILF at that point? I throw the floor open to discussion so that rather than having to listen to more of the same ol' same ol' boring, tired tirades about the originals versus the prequels...we can instead move on with our lives and talk about hot older women you'd love to get in the panties of. THAT'S a talkback thread!
mon mothma takes it up the gary glitter by banthafodderUK	Aug 8th, 2005 02:53:59 AM
I can prove it - and she's sucking akbar's red cock
I don't know if Sigourney counts in ALIENS, Triumph, but at by Commando Cody	Aug 8th, 2005 03:15:24 AM
...She gets my vote any time. Let's face it, Gwen DeMarco was a total hottie. Sigourney as a blonde with a jumpsuit a bit unzippered was -- ahem! -- good for the soul. And speaking of that movie, screw all these remakes that Hollywood seems hellbent on announcing or making lately which only demonstrates once again how creatively bankrupt the studios have become. Give me something original that I'd love to see. Give me GALAXY QUEST 2. And give me more Gwen in her jumpsuit! http://us.imdb.com /gallery/ss/ 0177789/Ss/ 0177789/9?path= gallery&path_key=0177789
Right on BanthafodderUK, Mon Mothma took it in the turd cutter by krullboy	Aug 8th, 2005 03:30:42 AM
you know after the 2nd Death Star exploded over Endor, the Rebellions leaders "exploded" on each other in a writhing Ewok-infused orgy. Mon Mothma took on Lando anally, Han AND Chewie vaginally, and Generals Nadine, AckBar, and Wedge with her mouth. She did not have to drink any milk for a while after that. Speaking of swallowing hot man chowder, where is CocoLopez and SirBaitchReturns. . .gurglers
deleted scenes v.s. extended edition by Commander Rah	Aug 8th, 2005 03:33:43 AM
Not because rots needs it but because it deserves one (extended edition/director's cut). With all the Jackson's lotr homaging (mon mothma=eowyn/Utapaun Warrior action figure) why the hell not? The only reason the clone wars cartoons look dumb is Grievous' kills not one jedi in the whole frickin' movie. There has GOT to be a director's cut of some kind in the works. The way that podrace vendor scene was cut up and jammed half-assed into the tpm dvd pisses me off. For Christ's sake they don't need 'em, but ESPECIALLY rots deserves that long as hell extended version. When I watch extended fotr,ttt, or rotk I CRY!!! Go ahead and have Greivous kidnap Shaak Ti, Lucas. Rah out-
TriumphPoops, I agree that older chicks have women our age beat by krullboy	Aug 8th, 2005 03:33:46 AM
I had a fling with a 33 year old skank in college, and she was by far better at EVERYTHING than any of the gutter sluts with whom I associated back in my "glory days". Hey, who hasn't had a satisfying "Mrs. Robinson" experience??????
Commander Rah, Grievous gave Shaak Ti a "shocker" with a turned by krullboy	Aug 8th, 2005 03:36:52 AM
and in the words of Bad Santa, she "couldn't shit right for a month". OOOOUUUCCCHHHH!!!!
MILFer? by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 8th, 2005 06:48:51 AM
I fancy the shit outta Shania Twain myself. Is she old 'mature' enough to qualify as MILF? And before someone tries to nominate her, Fuck Off Madonna, we no want you, your Cunt smells of King Kong's sess pit.
I just got around to playing Battlefronts by rev_skarekroe	Aug 8th, 2005 08:03:15 AM
It's a fun game.
Madonnas sess pit... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 08:14:53 AM
..yeah,I can't believe I thought she was a horny bitch mid-eighties.EURGGHH.Don't know about Shania Twain.Hmm..Liz Phair would be RRRREEEETTT DOOORRRTTTYY!!
Liz Phair..... by doglips	Aug 8th, 2005 08:26:08 AM
What about Toni Haliday out of curve....lovely
Don't Forget To Include MISTY MUNDAE In Your Soft Core, Late by ZombieSolutions	Aug 8th, 2005 09:02:47 AM
she's a hot lil' number that one is. and apparently, she either likes the ladies, or fakes it well enough for pervy menfolk who have next to no clue about the lives (or looks) of actual lesbians. i've met one lesbian woman who i actually found attractice. she reminded me of Hopey from "Love and Rockets." her girlfriend, on the other hand, reminded me of Hagrid from Harry Potter... >shudder
Older Chicks Are Less Inhibited In The Sack by ZombieSolutions	Aug 8th, 2005 09:43:49 AM
it's a scientific fact. girls in their twenties are much cuter, but girls in their 30s are WAAAY better in bed. i'm 33, so i've had my fair share of both. and now, as i tip ever closer to true oldness, i find i can only deal with women 25 and up. and i prefer 30 up. not just for the sex, but the conversation too. weird, right? i think i might finally be over jailbait types. oh, who am i kidding, i love em all. i still can't imagine being married though. it just seems so stifling and weird.
Oh Wait, We're Talking MILFs? by ZombieSolutions	Aug 8th, 2005 09:48:59 AM
Angelina Jolie (isn't she like 40 years old now?); Christina Applegate (same); Emmy Lou Harris (pushing 60, and she still looks good); Cate Blanchett (at least 40); i'll have to think of others...
Dod..you continue to fucking impress me... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 10:01:16 AM
..whatever happened to Toni Haliday..I put a curve album on once and the girl living below said "What is that?It sounds like an engine!"..Cate Blanchett would be a screamer...a la Traci LOrds....But what is it with Dunst?Is she a toker?Yeah,she's always so bonged out looking...still bet she's mucky...OH GOD ..how I'd love to find out....Liz Phair is as we know the Blow Job queen....I saw her live last November...Oct???and she was FINE!!!Tiny...but fine...little minx
I don't think Angie Jolie is classed as a MILF.. by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 10:04:41 AM
...doesnt she just buy kids when she feels like it."Oh,I want a chinese one!".. I get the impression she's a bit of a moron.Those kid's are gonna be trouble.Probably have 'issues' and fancy their adoptive Ma.Then again,I'd do it but ..wow...the baggage...what a nutter.
your're right The True Priapic by rivercb	Aug 8th, 2005 10:29:56 AM
"i'm so bored of being rich and famous, I think I'll adopt a Cambodian"
"Look!A black one.I want a black one!" by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 10:34:58 AM
I love the fact that Billy Bob said fucking her was like banging a piece of furniture...It's great to think the reality is worse than the dream.Oh No!I'm not fucking Brad..I'd NEVER do that...cue them fucking....A woman that wants kids galore but refuses to have her own has issues with self-respect.Not a great example......"I want that one!The indian one.Yeah..that one.I wannnnit!!"
If You Hates Would Just Take My Advice, You'd End Up Liking- by www.valiens.com	Aug 8th, 2005 11:59:25 AM
I think I've said this in here before but I'll repeat for those so inclined to watch the Star Wars prequels again and again just to feel that sense of regret and anger we so infrequently access.... TO VIEW WITH PLEASURE, PLEASE VIEW THROUGH THESE TINTED GLASSES.... The scenes btwn Padme & Anakin were so godawful in both writing and acting on purpose. The purpose is to illustrate how they are not in control of their lives. They are in the clutches of destiny in a way that no other characters in these movies are; therefore, Lucas purposely wrote bad lines for them to say and directed them to act as though they are just going through the motions. While other characters consciously try to influence the charge of the universe (negative/positive or dark/light), these two are ultimately what the struggle is all about. They do not have free will. They are possessed by those very energies to play out their roles. This is why Padme loves Anakin when that makes absolutely zero sense. This is why Anakin will slaughter children to keep her alive because he "loves her" - even though that love is expressed via hostility and complete idiocy. In short, that's why he's a whiney tool and that's why she loves him anyway. It may, in fact, be why any woman loves an abusive asshole, but I digress.... The Force created Anakin to bring balance to itself. Or whatever. So... NOT HIS FAULT! And if this makes sense to you, just plug it in for Jar-Jar and feel better about that too.
"Haters" I mean...sorry by www.valiens.com	Aug 8th, 2005 12:00:44 PM

www.val...... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 12:22:14 PM
...that was the funniest post I've read on this site.Awesome...er...you...were joking weren't ya?"Lucas purposely wrote bad lines.."Huh...talk about illusions of grandeur.That's 'delusions'.That's what I said...de-Lusions....
What's with all the Jolie hating? by I Dunno	Aug 8th, 2005 12:34:47 PM
At least she does something with her cash. You don't see many movie stars hanging out in Africa with kids who have God knows what. And maybe people who adopt don't have issues, maybe they recognize that we have enough fucking people on this planet and don't have the narcissistic need to spawn more. And anyone who doesn't want a girl who's a little crazy is a lamer choad.
Joking...yeah...yeah, that's the ticket. by www.valiens.com	Aug 8th, 2005 12:41:39 PM
I was joking. And yet I sleep like a baby after watching those movies while thinking this... okay, during the movies. Ya caught me. It's cute though. I get a little baby boner and everything.
I Dunno... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 12:50:04 PM
...nah,you can have Angie.She's one of these loons who says "I refuse to be counted with the Hollywood crowd" but embraces stardom anyway...cute...mad...but you can have her.Give me a true loony any day...a drunk Dunst,an embittered Johansson or a deluded Jenna jameson..."i am an empowered woman",said Jenna as she wiped the giz of 2 strangers from her chin.
star wars sucks by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 12:53:18 PM
in fact I'm writing a story that spawned from just how badly those movies sucked and hopefully it will be called "Lucas Must Die" but as far as trying to accept the bad acting as purposeful plotting and planning - well to that I say simply .....bullshit! Give me a break here, lucas lover. If he wanted to convey that message he could have done so with 1 minutes worth of dialogue and to say bad acting was used for story development is just so stupid I'm surprised I'm even responding to it with this talk back - that I continue to write. You know not of what you speak my friend. now even though I'm pretty sure you were just trying to plug your book or website or whatever I thought I'd put you in your place.
Is she a MILF? by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 8th, 2005 12:59:38 PM
Well, I'm downloading a fucking shit hot Kathy Lloyd video right now - to say sh'e the best page 3 lady ever, is one hell of an understatement. Dunno how mature she is now. She always embodied what a sexy woman should be. 'bodie', bodie, mmmmmmmmmm uuuuhhhhhhhhh drooooooooooool.That;s what she does when I revela my wimpy chinese unChristian Bale like body to her, when I strip off in front of the latpot screen for her. Anyway, talkted to a few film Extras that were on Tomb Raider with her, and they said she was a really nice woman actually, who didn't really like using her body double and always tried to do everything herself, which seems to be unlike other movie stars. No news on whether they fucked her or not. Also Julianne Moore, man we'd be here all day talking about her. That Melon shaped smiling slagbag that fucks all her co stars Julia Robers can fuck right off though. Probably got a Cunt like a wizard's sleeve by now, the amount of crap actors she shagged.
Kathy lloyd was never in Tomb Raider you divvy Bollockbrain! by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 8th, 2005 01:03:43 PM
I meant Angelina Jolie. Talking about these women has made me lose it on the keyboard. Sorry chaps, too busy playing with my ol' chap.
Trevorfactor: You caught me. I'm the idiot. You have a grea by www.valiens.com	Aug 8th, 2005 01:05:04 PM

the true priapic (which means uncomfortably erect penis, but you by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 01:09:30 PM
I'm not trying to get involved in those whole milf or angelina debate but why has no one even mentioned jennifer connelly that chick looks the same as she did 100 years ago when she was in Labrynth with David (loves elton johns cock) bowie
yeah..okay..Angie has 'fuckability'... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 01:10:48 PM
...but I'm going througha strange Marilyn Chambers bit at the mo...Christ,she really is insatiable..I stil think the Dunst would be more fun in the sack than Jolie or Johansson.I'd do Jenna but the stench from her muff would make me gag...Man,I love how she tries to make out she's only screwed so many guys...yup...RIIIIIGHHHT!I think the moment I lost respect was when Rocco Silfrdi shot his munch in her hair and rubbed her face in it.Yuck....Bet ya Angie only gives head if you wear a rubber..Dunst is shagalackaloco..as long as you bring some pot.Man,she's spaced out in Spidey 2....was that skunk or Bell's whiskey....
thanks www.val by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 01:11:49 PM
and your book does seem intersting. If I wasn't so caught up in Harry Potter..... but anyway glad your still here I wanted to ask you: were you really abducted by aliens as your website discribes? and don't answer that question with "guess you hvae to read the book to find out"
my bad for the typos by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 01:14:29 PM

always proof read by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 01:15:19 PM

Kirsten Dunst is an energizer bunny. by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 8th, 2005 01:19:09 PM
It's that simple. Too cute and crazy and energetic. In the first Spiderman she was dropping orgasms all over the place. I dig redheads the most too.She can ride and twist on my cock just like that bloke who went round in circles with that pole on that bridge in that movie In The Bedroom. Remember how it went guys? I am willing to fight you for her man, Priapic, but I must warn you, I nearly killed my ex girlfriend when I chucked shit loads of chairs at her, when I re-enacted my Sidious Vs Yoda fight with the senate pods. So let's go dude, let's go.
Biggest plot hole...? by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 8th, 2005 01:24:06 PM
Donnie Darko's ending. The only conclusion I come up with is is that I counter conclude everyone else's. Nothing about it makes sense, Is that just shitty couldn't be arsed writing disguised as trying to be anonymously clever, or am I just a thick cunt who can't get a bird? Also the Aliens thing about going back to the planet just for the comapny's purpose? Yeah, it sorta makes up for the pointlessness of going back to kill them when they died in the natural explosion, but it's still not quite satisfactory enough. I mean 2 films later, and it looks like they MIGHT finally have gotten one back to earth (Winona Ryder's stomach).
Capt... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 01:25:28 PM
...dude,I like you but...no way..NO FUCKING WAY are you touching my Dunst!That monkey swings from my vine and my vine alone.Have atcha!!!Here,you can have a Johansson....oh,and Trevor....I agree Jenn Conolly is cute but..she married a guy my friend screwed(took his virginity actually) so I cant look at her without thinking of my mate...sh'e yours.The DUNST is MINE!!!!Mine,I tell ya...god,those tits...that little cheeky bum....that gawkyness....those little vampire teeth..that dozy,spaced out look in her eyes that looks like she can'y understand you....christ,she was monged out in Spider 2
the visual of capt kirk 2pay by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 01:25:48 PM
I not trying to start a shit war here capt but you kinda sound like one of those star trek convention guys that asks really specific things about episode 112.9er/scene 23.5 and get really angry and break stuff when no one has the answers. You scare me a bit bro, but then again 1st impressions can do that so if I'm wrong my apologies, but I swear the throwing chairs bit gave me a vivid visual so thought I'd share
trevorfactor - yes. But I don't feel like reading a litany o by www.valiens.com	Aug 8th, 2005 01:26:30 PM
You'll just have to wait for the movie.
true by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 01:33:32 PM
I don't want her, just to clarify, I'm married. But was curious why no one had mentioned her, that's all. And www.val where did you go man? aliens get you again?
Trev... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 01:33:41 PM
..those kinda guys exist.I went to a con about 1991(I was into getting shit faced with my buds and talking Trek,not really into the costume stuff!!)and we were sat in a packed hall awaiting Dr.Crusher.The guest before was a Dr Who guy called...Adrian Rigglesworth(ford??) and was the most astonishingly bad speaker..DRONE...DRONE..ALL MY SPEECH SAID AT ONE LEVEL...(I think he died recently!!)..and this guy started asking DRONE questions...in the same voice(whether it was apiss take I dunno)and I got the giggles...I couldnt stop..tears balling down my cheeks..the couple next to me kept saying "What?Whats so funny?" and started giggling along.It was like an epidemic...Then one of the ushers came over and asked me to leave the hall..I had to walk out,with everyone giggling at ...well,no-one really knew....Poor Adrians face,dunno who he was but he's dead now I think...
www.val by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 01:43:36 PM
I can see your point and I retract my anal probe joke (sorry it's the first thing that comes to mind - which I'm sure you're all too firmiliar with) but anyway I also was curious to know how long you were gone? I actually had a guy in my hometown growing up who was a self proclaimed abducty & often refered to as "crazy" but conversations with him led me to believe he was sane & quit convinced he had been abducted, but that was a question he refused to answer "how long were you gone?" so....answer?
Dear geniuses: by Malx	Aug 8th, 2005 01:49:01 PM
The reason there's never an explanation for stuff like why Qui-Gon doesn't disappear when he dies or how Hayden ends up in ROTJ ghost form despite nobody telling him how to turn into a ghost is because Lucas never thinks of these things. Nobody has the guts to say "Hey, maybe you should actually sit down and watch the original films" so every time he has a brainstorm another continuity flaw is born.
Night terrors... by Brit Pop	Aug 8th, 2005 01:51:29 PM
Alien abductions - sleep disorder... similar to night terrors. Aliens - probably do exist.. doubt have ever got this far. Nice idea though.
trevorfactor - I don't know. it's been a lifelong thing, by www.valiens.com	Aug 8th, 2005 01:54:15 PM
It's a long complicated bunch of questions, this abduction business. As far as being crazy goes, I still function in society and can slap sentences together, I'm not paranoid, and I can tell the difference between imagination and real experience. So not crazy, not retarded...STILL not sure what the source of this stuff is ultimately. It's categorized as alien abduction so that's what I call it but I have no proof that it's aliens. If there's such a thing as a higher self, might it not appear as an outside entity, for example? That being said, I've certainly seen UFO's with other people so it's not all in my head. In any event, I'd rather remain open to the questions than say "It's _________."
that's super geniuses to you Malx by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 01:55:45 PM

It's NOT a sleep disorder. I'll be proving that in the n by www.valiens.com	Aug 8th, 2005 01:55:46 PM

what is it about that question? by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 02:02:07 PM
what was this talk back about again? www.val - unless I can see you being picked up and physically placed onto a ship with my own two eyes I'm going to find it hard to believe anything you say or have on video or pictures of - especially after that "bad acting in star wars was intentional" bit. Sorry guy but don't cry we still like your crazy ass (big smile BIG SMILE)
Trevor...SIGH...I was joking about that Star Wars Thing. by www.valiens.com	Aug 8th, 2005 02:06:10 PM
Everyone reading this knows that I A.) Was joking about the Star Wars thing. B.) Then made fun of you, which you took as a compliment. C.) Felt badly that you didn't understand I was making fun of you, so started talking to you seriously. D.) Am a butt-raped alien abductee. Thanks for outing me.
I'm glad I haven't been abducted... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 02:09:24 PM
..these alien chaps only seem to be interested in abducting weirdos.They abduct ya,rape ya,put their fingers in yer ass and then send ya back to be laughed at as a mentally insane retard!!Jeesus,at least human abducters just rape ya.Christ,at least they give you a lift home afterwards....People like eugene from Big Brother are the type thatget abducted by aliens."Oh,yes.They made me a fine tea and then proceeded to rip my anus apart!"Great fun...wish Craig would get abducted.They could flay him a new orifice...fucker."AnTHHHony!!I love you.If you don't love me I'll just DIIIIEEE!"
ok now you're just lying by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 02:16:47 PM
you weren't kidding and I know it and I'm not one to speak for others but I'm sure I'm not the only one. Also maybe it was the "You're fantastic" part but I guess I'm just not very observant as I didn't recognize that as sarcasm & lastly I wasn't outing you, so don't go running away crying in fact keep talking hell do it in caps for all I care. You're still crazy in my book. can I get a non-religious amen here people?
I've got a nice little puppy in my UFO.. wanna see it? by Brit Pop	Aug 8th, 2005 02:19:30 PM
Its true, all aliens seem to do it have rough, experimental sex with people and then leave them hurt and biwildered. It planet Earth just the Thailand of the galaxy? Do possesors of interplanetaty vehicles have rohypnol and duck tape stashed in their glove boxes? Are they on some form of sex offenders registrar at the galactic senate? Hope so, because NO means NO in my book!
How can you 'out' an guy raped by..an...alien? by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 02:21:07 PM
Wasn't valien a guy from that tv show with the shadows in it.Babylon 5?How...what...am...am I taking CRAZY PILLS??I must be higher than Kirsten Dunst on a friday at her dealers....
want some candie? by trevorfactor	Aug 8th, 2005 03:26:22 PM
ok I certainly wasn't trying to kill this talk back either, damn it. where did everyone go? www.val seriously boss I don't think your crazy, though I don't know who you are or why you claim the things you do. Like brit pop I would love if alien races would visit us but I think they either already have and the government doesn't think the people can handle it, or men in black (the movie) is the truth - because you know the saying "tell them the truth and they'll never believe you" or much more simply whatever life exists out there hasn't yet developed space travel capabilities that allow them to bridge the gap between them & us. But come to think of it my boss does look boarderline alien and he is always eating stray dogs and cats that wonder around our office but that could be just because he's asian (cue twilight zone music)
sorry...multitasking, not ignoring ya.... by www.valiens.com	Aug 8th, 2005 03:36:49 PM
dude, I'm NOT LYING (oh look! It's caps!). Reread the Star Wars bit. It's a total joke. Jar-Jar was the punchline, as always. The next post is someone saying that's hysterical. Then me responding. It's right there if you'd just scroll up. "Outing me"? --also a joke. I write for UFO Magazine. I have a website and a book dedicated to this crap. You couldn't out me. It's a joke I tells ya! A joke! Think what you want about alien abductions (all of you)--I totally understand. It sounds like the dumbest thing ever. Were it not happening to me I'd be making fun of me left and right. Unfortunately I don't have that luxury. And I'm cursed with not being a wishy-washy New Age freak on top of that, so I have no dumb little "community" of like-minded folk to hide in. I'm a realist. I know it sounds silly to say "I was abducted by aliens." But I was. I am. And I'm not asleep. I just hope this doesn't kill my right to make fun of people on these boards. How could I ever live with myself then? .... And now back to Star Wars....
Jolie May Be A Retarded, Childish, Fickle, Pamperd, Serial Mom / by ZombieSolutions	Aug 8th, 2005 03:39:53 PM
the fact that her personal life would get in the way of you wanting to FUCK THE SHIT OUR OF HER tells me one thing -- yr 8 kinds of gay. shit, yr 88 kinds of gay. and that's okay. just sayin'. but seriously, talking about MILFs isn't talking about their personalities! it's talkin' about "moms i'd like to fuck." gimme a break. as if anyone here wouldn't wade through a river of their own vomit for the chance to fuck her. if even only to say that you did! (like on tv, and you get a high quality DVD video of it to enjoy again and again.)
I got abducted... by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 8th, 2005 04:15:03 PM
...and arse raped by Pamela Hensley's Princess Ardala from Buck Rogers and Princess Aura from Flash Gordon. They pumped more shit ouuta me than a George Bush, Tom Cruise publicity stunt and Harry's, King Kong's, and Godzilla's zupository (think that's how it's spelt) put together.
Zombie... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 04:15:42 PM
..I definately would FUCk her brains to mince but no-way would I make her tea after.Get the fuck outta ma bed,loony...But I'd rather get Dunst preggers by the way of constant screwing,preferbably on Sunday mornings,from behind with a table tennis bat on hand to spank the shit outta those cute little butcheeks.spank,spank..spank.. .yeah..yeah..YEAH!!!aw,those little butt cheeks are red raw..let me kiss 'em better....AND AGAIN!!!yeah..yeah...hurgh..HU RGH....uh..uh...oooooooowwwwww ww....mwah,mwah...
Princess Ardala... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 04:23:29 PM
...something creepy about her.I always wanted Erin Grey.God,I STILL want Erin Grey.How,even as achild I hated the shit outta Wilfred Hyde White and that dreadful Captain.What the fuck happened to that show.One minute it was set on earth the next minute it was Star Trek Redux.Even fucking Sarek was in it.Didn't he fuck the shit outta Wilma?Lucky fucker.Lucky DEAD fucker.
Wilma by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 8th, 2005 04:49:26 PM
Was fucking boring man, such a goody two shoes, how'd you expect a woman that ethical to let you shve your entire body up her vagina and wear her as a woman suit and fuck every slagbag in all the smelly wee smelling underground lezzy clubs? Ardala, now that woman was poison man. I dunno about you, but I kinda go for the Sharon Stone types where you don't know wether you'll still be alive in the morning after a hot Black Widow's night Cuntbusting sesh. That's where Ardala rules the Universe man. In fact, if she wanted this planet I wouldn't try to beat her like boring Flash Gordon did Ming. The whole fucking universe would be banging the crap outta each other like an arse raiding demolition derby. Wonder if she let Ming do her ring? By the way did anyone know my middle name is Fook Ming too? And let's hear it for Melody Anderson's Dale Arden. All prim and proper and acting like Flash was her one and only when you know fully well she will be doing Ming, Prince Barin and all those snake like creatures behind his back. Think I'll go and take a peek. set warp 5 Scotty. Scotty? Scotty?
Erin was a disposable baby making machine.Shit in bed but will b by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 04:58:29 PM
And..I'd go for Melody Anderson.Y'see I like the idea of turning these 'boring' chicks to the dark side.M ings daughter was far fuckable but generally I want to teach a girl how the dark side rules.God,I sound like Tim Curry in Legend...actually,saying that..Mia Sara was far hotter in dark-mode.....Here's one for you...Yar,Troi,Crusher?Troi is a bore and has an annoying accent,Yar is cute but probably more up for putting her noggin in a chicks muff but Crusher....hmmm...Shes the one ya wanna worry about.Then again Yar is dead.
And Sharon Stone.. by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 05:01:39 PM
..is one ANGRY fuck waiting to happen.God I'd fuck that senseless.But I've never felt the same about her since I saw those paparazzi shots of her topless and pouring evian down her bikini bottoms as her chuff was sweaty...errggghhh
Anchorite... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 05:10:36 PM
...this must have been before he went up in that shuttle never to return.Erin Grey rocked...but in a very charming and conservative way,only to Yani albums and Fleetwood Mac.You may be able to clean up an argument I've had for 25 years..was it 'Gil' or 'Jill'?
How Uncanny..I just mentioned Mia Sara and now TimeCop is coming by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 05:14:00 PM
...god,Jean Claude sucks.This film aches.The only other alternative is Sex Inspectors.Why is it that all the chicks on that show are yucky?
Maggie Gyllenhall vs Kirsten Dunst. by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 8th, 2005 05:18:56 PM
Now there's a tough one. Who'd you rather eh? Both naughty, quirky, different and could rabbit fuck to death a whole load of sad talkbackers all at once the same way Bruce Lee kicked the crap outta an entire dojo of dodgy martial arts extras. While we're there, anyone remember in Battlestar Galctica, Mren Hensen as Athena, Lorne Greene's (best selling author of 'How to make your garden more colourful') beeeeeaaaaautifuuuuuul brunette daughter who fancied the hell outta Starbuck but had competition from that bumbag bimbo Cassiopea. Man, that woman I'd just pass out over. She wins me, hands down, contest over. As for Yar, Troi, Crusher? Well, I've sent a unit down to the planet to find out jsut who the Hell they are. Waiting for Scotty to beam 'em back up. What the hell is keeping that fake farty Scotsman?
MAREN Hensen!!!!!! by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Aug 8th, 2005 05:21:34 PM
Not Mren, there, failed her straight away.
Athena.... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 05:27:39 PM
....was superb...how could that show waste her by not putting her in a bikin???But I have missed out on Maggie...She looks great in the black wig at the Darko Halloween party but....ya can't fuck with the Dunst.Awesome.Odd.Quirky.Defin ately a blow job queen but icey enough to break yer heart.I went through a Scarlett phase..and I still adore Charlotte from Lost in Transit...but now its Dunsty....They...cannot...touc h...her..........
An LO!For I give thee... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 05:45:48 PM
..Connie Booth from Fawlty Towers.Cheryl Tiegs circa 1980.Rebecca De Mornay as Lana.I give thee Jenny Frost from Atomic Kitten.I give thee Greta Scaachi circa White Mischief.And ladies and Germs I give thee....Lacey Underall.....
oh Fuck... by doglips	Aug 8th, 2005 05:58:34 PM
I hate timecop.....Can we all say a little prayer for those poor buggers in the shuttle... I hope they return safe and well.....FUCK, I really hate timecop......mmm what about Nigella Lawson mmmmm
j in austin.... by doglips	Aug 8th, 2005 06:02:08 PM
YEAH YEAH...but did YOU like it.....
Nigella...hmmm... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 06:03:54 PM
..doable babymaker...how about Mandy Peperidge?
J in austin... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 06:07:39 PM
...so if a film makes money and hacks like the english tabloids rave over it like they had just discovered masturbation for the first time..I guess the fact I loathed virtually every minute of it means nothing.It was like being forcably fondled by a tramp...I felt used after.And dirty.
Gil Gerard Is My Uncle by ZombieSolutions	Aug 8th, 2005 06:15:18 PM
he told me to tell you that he's sorry that things went so poorly between your mother and he. in addition, he wants me to let you let her know that he never really stopped loving her. he's spent years tossing and turning, waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, weeping and peeing himself. he would also like me to let you let her know if theres any chance your mom would like to get with "Buck" for one last... ah hem... he promises his chest is as hairy as ever. also, he still hangs with Hawkman, if she' down for a little menagee o' threesome. wink wink. bump! bump! space disco lady! wink wink. bump! bump! space disco lady!
Actually, I Lied... I AM GIL GERARD. by ZombieSolutions	Aug 8th, 2005 06:24:34 PM
The uncle thing was merely a clever deflection tactic. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Zombie... by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 06:26:19 PM
..you forgot to ask whether Buck 'Rogered' his mum!(joke coutesy ye olde joke book 1822)Buck had a barrel chest....Fuck me,that guy couldnt act...still..at least it wasn't Wilfred Hyde White.Anyone remember that one when he got trapped in a hole in the ground by strange lephrechauns?Wilfred even wore his own jumper.EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE.I didnt like the way Wilma hugged him like he was a kindly old man,you couuld see Wilfred thinkin..."Man,that is a piece of ass!"I always watched where his hands went at the end of an episode and I tell ya..they were ALWAYS behid Wilma.Poor fucks dead now but Christ he got his mits dirt on Wilma's ass..more than I have.Credit to ya,Wilf.
Miss Pepperidge........ by doglips	Aug 8th, 2005 06:49:45 PM
Oh yeah!! Lovely white knickers....Now then lets discuss Kate Ashfield, if my next estate agent looks like her I'll be a happy man...GOD I am going to have to watch The Lowdown, what a great film....
actually... by doglips	Aug 8th, 2005 06:56:04 PM
I may have a secret desire for the lovely Jessica Stevenson......wait, yes I do, when Daisy returned from travelling...HELLO....but she's just to damn nice, I'd just want to talk.....
dog..yew DAWG!! by The True Priapic	Aug 8th, 2005 06:58:59 PM
..yup,theres certainly something about Ashfield.That tattoo on

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