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Cat Tale? by Darth Kong	Apr 20th, 2005 12:17:13 PM
Strange cast. Oh, and stop letting Beyonce try to act. She sucks. Eat it up haters!
Speaking of Joanou... by grendelson138	Apr 20th, 2005 12:33:26 PM
is it me or does 'State of Grace' kick complete and total ass. Gary Oldman is Jesus in that flick. And, I was shocked when I learned he directed 3 O'clock High too...two classics.
Eli Roth by clownbot3000	Apr 20th, 2005 12:34:29 PM
He spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.
Little Miss Sunshine by GenericJokeName	Apr 20th, 2005 12:34:49 PM
Isn't that just a rehashing of Are We There Yet?
hallelluia!!! by 052583	Apr 20th, 2005 01:33:45 PM
and the lord said "the talkback registration is fixed" Finally. Thus...here i am, big as life and twice as ugly! This is my very first talkback, and i just wet my pants. Maybe it was the massive bomg hit i just took...%) happy 4/20 suckas!!!
Sweet! Another Shark Tale, but this time with cats! by Hamtaro_Hentai	Apr 20th, 2005 02:30:57 PM
Can't wait for that one! [/end sarcasm]
Meg... by Christopher3	Apr 20th, 2005 02:32:18 PM
Brought to you by Grizzlebees!
factotum trailer for you bukowki fans by blackstormy	Apr 20th, 2005 03:34:05 PM
http://www2.filmweb.no/trailer /article.jhtml?articleID=53450 &visTrailer=true&felt=http%3A% 2F%2Fmedia.filmweb.no%2Ftraile re%2Fsf%2FSFN20050131%2Fkbyjux n14.mov
YES! More James Wan! by Gercules	Apr 20th, 2005 03:48:04 PM
Thank God! What would life be like without SAW? I've been biting my nails for months, waiting to hear he and his genius partner get to make another horror movie. I'd rather see another Uwe Boll movie.
Hulk Hogan will voice one of the "Cats" by SqueezyMcBallsak	Apr 20th, 2005 04:34:03 PM
Quit bogartin' that catnip, brother!
Big Momma's House 2 by DDMAN26	Apr 20th, 2005 06:37:36 PM
Yes!!!! My prayers have been answered. We get to see more of Martin Lawrence's comedic genius.
Strangers on A Train Remake...Again? by Jervis Tetch	Apr 20th, 2005 07:56:49 PM
Warners has been announcing this thing year after year. Make it or don't, will ya? Antoine Fuqua bailed on it a coupla years ago. Looks like they've changed it --- the good guy's an "executive" instead of a tennis star? (There go Hitchcock's tennis set pieces.) In the book, the hero was an architect. What gives? The bad guy's a mad psychiatrist? Paging Hannibal Lecter. Killing a clinging mistress (instead of a pregnant wife) in exchange for killing a sister (not a father?) I'm not so much against this as waiting for Warners to get off the pot and make it. Or not. P.S. I never miss a Noam Murro movie.
"Last Detail" Sequel? by Jervis Tetch	Apr 20th, 2005 07:59:21 PM
So Nicholson, Quaid and Freeman are "in talks," huh? Modernly, "in talks" seems to be the studio signal that actors are indeed signing up and ready to go (it's so embarrassing when they don't.) Could this be the best Nicholson sequel since "The Two Jakes?" Or "The Evening Star"?
Will Paul Giamatti reprise his character in Big Momma's House 2? by ProzacMorris	Apr 20th, 2005 09:14:49 PM
Some how, I doubt it.
Rock, Paper, Scissors? by Rant_Man	Apr 20th, 2005 09:52:25 PM
My GOD! Hollywood is so in the shitter! They're doing movies on Rock, Paper, Scissors?!! And a sequel to Big Momma?!! And how many horror movies ripoffs can you produce before you make us cringe at the sight of horror movies? How many Hollywood?!! I fucking quit. I'm pleading and begging screenwriters out there, to pen something with an ounce of originality! FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN!
Rock, Paper, Scissors? by Rant_Man	Apr 20th, 2005 09:52:35 PM
My GOD! Hollywood is so in the shitter! They're doing movies on Rock, Paper, Scissors?!! And a sequel to Big Momma?!! And how many horror movies ripoffs can you produce before you make us cringe at the sight of horror movies? How many Hollywood?!! I fucking quit. I'm pleading and begging screenwriters out there, to pen something with an ounce of originality! FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN!
Posted twice... by Rant_Man	Apr 20th, 2005 09:54:52 PM
GODDAMN WIRELESS INTERNET!
a riff on the recap by Trader Groucho 2	Apr 20th, 2005 09:57:09 PM
Mark Wahlberg signs for a sequel to Rock Star called Football Star. Michelle Rodriguez is set to star in a sequel to Deep Blue Sea involving dogs. New Line is making Jurassic Jaws. Brad Anderson caught Cabin Fever. New Line has a sequel to Weird Science to be called Weird Demonology. Phil Joanou is directing The Longest Varsity Blues Yard.
Does "Shockwave" have zombie nazis from the ocean depths? Otherw by FrankDrebin	Apr 21st, 2005 12:25:48 AM
"Iraqi Convoy" = "Sorcerer"/"Wages Of Fear" (even if it IS based on true story). "Big Momma's House 2" = "Mrs. Doubtfire". "The Breed" = "The Wolfen". "Rizzle Pizzle Sizzle" (I guarantee you THAT name will change) = "Dodgeball". "John Tucker Must Die" (to be changed to "John Tucker Must Pay") = "Killing Mrs. Tingle" (changed to "Teaching Mrs. Tingle").
Steve Alten's new book is "Loch" (as in "Loch Ness Monster") by FrankDrebin	Apr 21st, 2005 12:29:34 AM
The guy has absolutely no shame in his pursuit of a Hollywood buck. He gives 'high concept' a bad name. Now snakes on a plane, THAT'S a classy idea!
Jan Debon? What Paul WS Anderson was not available? by chien_sale	Apr 21st, 2005 08:42:51 AM
This progect needs Dog Soldiers` Neil Marshall
Thoughts by Zoviet Squid	Apr 21st, 2005 05:00:59 PM
Yeah, couldn't be a coincidence with the premise for Shockwave/Shockwaves. I adore that movie, and actually wouldn't hate the idea of a remake, but I'd rather Hollywood do something ORIGINAL lately. It's one thing to take inspiration from various sources, but at least make it seem like you're trying something new. Cat Tale--my God, why? I'm glad Sean Astin is getting work, and I like Stanley Tucci, but the premise sounds like Shark Tale and Tucci is again playing the villainous jerk. Big surprise there. Fire your manager. Alan Rickman should be in EVERY movie. Blood and Chocolate--there's a movie whose greatest impact won't get past its sensationalist title. Shainberg's Secretary is fantastic. I'm really looking forward to FUR--I mean, + Kidman and Downey. 'Nuff said. And please please please...Kurosawa's Kairo is genius, I HATE YOU HOLLYWOOD. I thought they already remade it...it was called Fear Dot Com, and it failed miserably. Stop.
It's funny... by Mutant X	Apr 21st, 2005 07:35:21 PM
This column is always the absolute most depressing part of the site. Another BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE movie, another shark movie, more fucking remakes, and the sure-to-be-a-classic CAT TALE. I'd say I've lost faith in Hollywood, but who am I kidding? I never had any to begin with.

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