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Elston Gunn's WEEKLY RECAP

First. by bobby_horsepower	Mar 29th, 2005 02:17:26 PM
Woo. First. Love your recaps Elston. Keep up the good work.
you say 'The Heartbreak Kid' and I think "Shawn Michaels?" by RealDoubleJ	Mar 29th, 2005 02:48:47 PM
If the ending is Jason Bateman delivering a little bit of Sweet Chin Music to Amy Poehler I'll be there!! Otherwise, Toy Story 3: crap. Death Race with Wet Shit: worrying. Sequel to Butterfly Effect: waitaminute...isn't this the 1st film, but without Ashton Kutcher?? Someone's learning from their mistakes!
"Gone Baby Gone" is a stone masterpiece.... by Jimmy Jazz	Mar 29th, 2005 02:57:29 PM
The best novel in the best series that came out of the '90s. Affleck better not screw it up. I think Damon would be a good Patrick Kenzie.
Oh, by the way... by Jimmy Jazz	Mar 29th, 2005 03:09:26 PM
Who the hell is Michael Vaughn? I looked him up and I still can't see why he's directing X3. I smell Superman 3. Or (even worse) 4.
Tatum O'Neal... by Childe Roland	Mar 29th, 2005 03:35:33 PM
...is still alive? Where the hell has she been for twenty years? Is she still cute?
April Fools? So none of the above is true? Thank goodness by Big Bad Clone	Mar 29th, 2005 04:02:49 PM

what's wrong with Ashton Kutcher by RealDoubleJ	Mar 29th, 2005 04:16:49 PM
Punk'd is not funny. I pray for the day he "punks" a celebrity and rather than the celebrity grimace through it all and be a good sport for the cameras they sock him one. Right in his big fat gob. Either that, or someone punks Ashton Kutcher with a gallon of petrol and a book of matches. I will say though that the 1st Butterfly Effect had me rolling on the floor in tears of laughter. Wasn't their intention but I hadn't pissed myself so merrily since Matrix Revolutions. Neo: "Come with me". Trinity: "I can't". Neo: "Why?" random audience bloke: "Cause she's got a bloody great big pole sticking out of her chest!"
Walken- " I pranked him... to death..ha!" by Big Bad Clone	Mar 29th, 2005 04:48:46 PM
That's what we need to see on punk'd
"Someone's being a Stiffly Stifferson... by Childe Roland	Mar 29th, 2005 05:53:41 PM
...and I hate Stiffly Stiffersons. I like to prank them in my basement for days!" That was one of the few funny moments on Saturday Night Live in the last five years. In fact, Walken has most of the funny moments on that show in the last five years.
Robin Williams is not funny??? by Drworm2002	Mar 29th, 2005 10:23:18 PM
Maybe not so much now...but back in his cocain days...wow... Most comics were beter then...Steve Martin, George Carlin...better with the coke.
"Affleck will not act in the pic" -- sweeter words have never be by FrankDrebin	Mar 29th, 2005 11:03:35 PM
So "Foodfight" is an entire movie of product placements? How will we know whem the pre-mercials end and the movie begins?
Disney seems to really have the talent lined up for "Toy Story 3 by Bob Parr	Mar 30th, 2005 01:29:43 PM
The writer of Fockers and the director of a straight to video pice of shit! Woo Hoo!
I'd like to see Asthon get punk'd with a tire iron. by Bob Parr	Mar 30th, 2005 01:31:15 PM
That would liven up an incredibly unfunny show.
SeeThroughThis, defending my honour here, ever heard of an "othe by RealDoubleJ	Mar 30th, 2005 07:01:05 PM
Like I'd really want to put myself through Mr. Kutcher willingly but sadly I'm attached to someone who is. The sacrifices we must make. No, I won't be seeing "Guess Who", living in not-so-sunny Blighty and all, but hey I might be dragged to it eventually where I can chuckle through every scene where I'll see a digitally cropped Kutcher arm. Sony knows how to spend

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