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Moriarty Fools Around With Gurland & Botko's MAIL ORDER WIFE!!

Dear God... by Durendal	Mar 12th, 2005 02:15:29 PM
Mail Order Wife sounds like it might be okay because it's all fiction, but the documentaries? What a bunch of sick fuckers. There is nothing funny AT ALL about some asshole ranting at his pregnant wife until she has a breakdown. I'm surprised that someone in his family didn't sue his ass when he gave them a spooge cake. This guy is just a sick, sick bastard. Tom Green wasn't funny, just stupid, Jackass was funny on a few occasions, but all this extreme reality horseshit wore thin the moment it hit the screen like the big wad of stringy mucous that it was.
This sounds like everything I dislike in a movie by madfigs	Mar 12th, 2005 04:08:24 PM
I often agree with Mori's reviews, but I just can't get behind the whole Jackass style of filmmaking.
Another review takes a different view by CeeWulf	Mar 12th, 2005 04:49:15 PM
This was a rather glowing review, compared to one I found here: http://www.tailslate.net/revie ws/film/reviews.asp?ID=101
"Dessertumentaries" Sound Criminal by SutureSelf	Mar 13th, 2005 11:59:53 AM
I am as disturbed by the glowing approval of the so-called comedy in the "Dessertumentaries" and "Broken Condom" as I am by the contents of those exercises themselves. Spitting, ejaculating or otherwise putting bodily fluids into food as a "joke" is a criminal act, one that can result in illness or even death. Laughing along with the psychological torture of a man's wife - the one person in the world whom more than any other he should cherish and protect - is as sick as the torture. From the descriptions, these sound like nothing more than evil masquerading as cleverness.
Agreed by BillEmic	Mar 13th, 2005 12:27:48 PM
Normally it takes a lot to offend me but I certainly hope these "Dessertumentaries" are fake. Only the most perverse out there would take amusement in someone feeding their family members spooge! Unless there's something we don't know about - i.e. his family members are assholes who have tortured him his whole life - I'd say this registers as just plain wrong. Not sure why a married man (and soon to be father) like Mori would be advocating this sort of thing.
Don't believe everything you... by CeeWulf	Mar 13th, 2005 07:19:46 PM
Somehow I find it hard to believe it's all real. It's probably all just a joke made to look real.
My curiosity will likely get the best of me. by Oompa_Radar	Mar 14th, 2005 02:02:00 PM
Now I've got to see how this thing plays out, even with the distinct possibility I will hate it. (Good films leave you with a reaction, even if it is passionate loathing, right?)
Granted, this stuff might be as fake as the rest of the "reality by Stan the Bat	Mar 14th, 2005 04:06:42 PM
...but if we're taking it at face value- if someone makes a film of himself actually doing something evil, are you really gonna discuss the whole thing as a work of cinema and not as a genuine act of evil? "Uh, that guy is psychologically torturing his wife..." "Yeah, but look at the cinematography!"
Hey, it's GREAT by HCEarwicker	Mar 15th, 2005 09:22:52 AM
I saw this film in a couple of work prints... and it really, really works. I don't know how the final cut is... but it was ON ITS WAY in a way I rarely see. It's a neat pic.
LICK THE FLOOR! LICK IT! by HCEarwicker	Mar 15th, 2005 09:24:40 AM
LICK THE FLOOR.
Y'know what this movie reminds me of...? by HCEarwicker	Mar 15th, 2005 09:26:25 AM
A TV show in England called BrassEye.
Everyone in Melbourne will love this film by Latauro	Mar 17th, 2005 12:29:29 AM
There's a local film critic called Adrian Martin. I can't wait to see what he thinks of this one...

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