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Sheldrake beds ELEKTRA and tells all!

FIRST!!!!!!! by Drworm2002	Jan 13th, 2005 02:12:40 AM
YES!!!!!
now that I posted first... by Drworm2002	Jan 13th, 2005 02:13:26 AM
....I can read the review
So... by TheDarkShape	Jan 13th, 2005 02:13:31 AM
It's better than Catwoman, right? Right?
I pray so hard... by Drworm2002	Jan 13th, 2005 02:17:35 AM
I have not seen Catwoman. But why can't we get a real hard rated R comic movie. one for the boig boys...leave the cartoon shit for saturday morning.
Skanky horseface whore by AlwaysThere	Jan 13th, 2005 02:35:24 AM
No chance in hell that i watch that craptastic movie. So far the reviews have stunk and i am not shocked at all.
Here's a review that says the "dancing sheets" fight is drek. by FrankDrebin	Jan 13th, 2005 02:59:06 AM
"...the martial arts fighting between Elektra and her adversaries is unintelligibly shot and choreographed. Adding insult to injury are some of the phoniest CGI effects to be found in a big-budget motion picture in who knows how long. A fight scene in a room filled with floating white sheets might have garnered some technical beauty if not for the fact that it never appears as if there were real sheets being used during filming. Other action moments involving wolf and snake tattoos that rip off of Tattoo's body and attack--a neat idea, in theory--are just as squandered because the effects do not look believable. Because of this, there is no detectable threat to pull in the viewer and involve them." www.themovieboy.com
umm... the R rating movie u were all looking for was Punisher by SirBiatchReturns	Jan 13th, 2005 03:03:00 AM
which was done excellently, but ragged by many. U can never make fanboys happy. This is the truth.
Rated R by Drworm2002	Jan 13th, 2005 03:55:33 AM
I liked the Punisher, but I thought it could be alot better. first...I didn't care for his being in FL...should have been in New York...YES New York...Joan was too hot...she should have been plain. and I think it was more about Revenge...I think there should have been more about killing...droping money out teh window??? WTF?
Currently 0% Rotten Tomatoes, 11 reviews and counting... by Hung-Wei Lo	Jan 13th, 2005 04:12:39 AM
Gotta love it, folks.
For REAL reviews check out rottentomatoes.com by Rant Breath	Jan 13th, 2005 04:14:01 AM
E-wreck-tra is currently at 0%. Utterly pathetic. Can't say I'm suprised though. A spin-off of fucking Daredevil? Bitch please!
Blade, Die Hard, Predator, these are exaples of R-rated action m by Rant Breath	Jan 13th, 2005 04:19:12 AM
Not the punisher. It may have been rated-R but it was made for 15 year olds.
FUCKING PLANT! by aphextwin	Jan 13th, 2005 04:56:55 AM
About that first 5 minutes on yahoo: It sucked! Plain and simple. I hate it when the bad guy is babbling way too long about how potent, skilled and dangerous the 'hero'is. The character 'Elektra'doesn't need this as she is just plain badass and not COOL. The slomo shot of her in the end of the clip is screaming Playboy. Technically, it looked like a mediocre tv sitcom. The camaerawork was plain, the editing ineffective. For a similar opening just watch Leon. That scene is infinately better. Elektra will fuzz out at the box office quickly. Really.
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Plant! This flick has a 0% tomato rating with 13 reviews in... by Lost Skeleton	Jan 13th, 2005 09:53:18 AM
nuff said...big disappointment.
him talk pretty one day by jancola	Jan 13th, 2005 10:34:52 AM
I have a prerequisite for all reviewers: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obi dos/tg/detail/-/020530902X/ref =pd_bxgy_img_2_cp/103-8191545- 7037452?v=glance&s=ebooks&n=50 7846 ...or something of that nature. I mean, please learn to form a sentence before you post your streams of consciousness on the internet.
Fantastic four Trailer by zer0cool2k2	Jan 13th, 2005 11:03:26 AM
Trailer to Be Shown Only on the Big Screen -- and Only at Showings of ELEKTRA LOS ANGELES--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Jan. 12, 2005--Twentieth Century Fox will debut the teaser trailer for the studio's highly anticipated event motion picture FANTASTIC FOUR, on January 14, at theater screens everywhere showing ELEKTRA, which opens that date nationwide. Only moviegoers attending ELEKTRA showings will get this first look at Fox's epic incarnation of Marvel's first family of comic superheroes. FANTASTIC FOUR, the longest running comic book series in history, takes the movie world by storm beginning this Fourth of July weekend. The Fantastic Four are: Reed Richards / Mr. Fantastic (Ioan Gruffudd), who can elongate his body; Susan Storm / Invisible Woman (Jessica Alba), who not only can become invisible at will but can render other objects invisible; Johnny Storm / Human Torch (Chris Evans), who can shoot fire from his finger tips and bend flame; and Ben Grimm / The Thing (Michael Chiklis), a hideously misshapen monster with superhuman strength; together, they battle the evil Doctor Doom (Julian McMahon). Twentieth Century Fox is a unit of Fox Filmed Entertainment, a unit Fox Entertainment.
frank, the movieguy is a tool! by Hud	Jan 13th, 2005 11:48:16 AM
Given that no one has ever seen tattoos spring to life on someone's body, nor ever will, what is this mope's reference in calling the effects "unbelievable." What would "believable" be?
''I bought her in the first film...'' by Writhe	Jan 14th, 2005 02:30:28 AM
Plant? Or just a loser. Garner was horrible in DD. Flip Wilson would have made a better Electra.
This flick and Catwoman are why I'm glad Josh Whedon is doing th by Noriko Takaya	Jan 14th, 2005 04:07:07 AM
He seems to give a damn about little things like THE SCRIPT.

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