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GreyElf on Adam Sandler's SPANGLISH!!!

Name me a famous Music Studio in LA? Isn't it the Record PLANT!! by AshesOfDonnie	Nov 8th, 2004 04:18:42 AM
besides that..FIRST!!
Spangles.... by High Grade 4 Eva	Nov 8th, 2004 04:29:55 AM
Remember them sweets? The fizzy ones were the best. Where did they go? Same place as Jolly Ranchers maybe? Oh, Sandler sucks too! Pass the Zig Zags....
"Majestic" aside, Carrey has pulled off the comedy/drama swap pr by Tall_Boy	Nov 8th, 2004 04:32:03 AM

If you have'nt seen "Luc by AshesOfDonnie	Nov 8th, 2004 04:32:29 AM
Paz Vega is one beauty from la madre patria!!
I liked Majestic by Gheorghe Zamfir	Nov 8th, 2004 05:27:42 AM
though even if you didn't, I don't think you can fault Carrey's performance. But I think Sandler has already made this jump with Punch Drunk Love, he's already figured out the secret, which is getting hired by a good writer/director and then just trusting them.
Is Tea Leoni still married to Mulder? by Judge Doom	Nov 8th, 2004 05:46:29 AM
That dumb damn-lucky spooky fella...
El tiempo para algunos asientos pegajosos en el cineplex viejo by ChickenGeorgeVII	Nov 8th, 2004 06:06:02 AM
AH MI AH MI AH MI QUERRIA ATASCAR MI SONA UN ABADEJO DENTRO DE PAZ VEGA EN LA PEOR MANERA Y yo QUERRIA ATASCAR MI SALCHICHA DENTRO DE TEA LEONE EN LA PEOR MANERA Y yo IRIA POR LO QUE DIGA que ATASCARIA FELIZMENTE MI COSA EN ADAM SANDLER SI ERA UNA TRES MANERA QUE INCLUYO PAZ Y el TEA la DIVERSION BORROSA VERDADERAMENTE!!!!!!......And as
What? No Howard Keel obit? Anyone who knows Spanglish knows Ho by Hung-Wei Lo	Nov 8th, 2004 10:14:04 AM
OK, not really. But give the ol' star some props. Seven Brides For Seven Brothers was released on DVD recently, and despite its me-Tarzan-you-Jane attitude towards women, its still a pretty cool musical. As for Mr. Sandler? I'm still waiting for his brilliant return to The Wedding Singer days. Good luck to him, and I wish him the best. Wow, never heard that before in the AICN talkbacks...wishing someone you hate good luck? And no sarcasm? Maybe I'm just tired of the normal chitchat in this here forum. You all bore me. Oh man, there I go flip-flopping again! This site is contagious!
The talkback order... by DocPazuzu	Nov 8th, 2004 10:54:13 AM
...has NEVER been as fucked up as it's been the past week or so. Again, how goddamned hard could it be to fix? Lazy.
gringos and floors by Glass	Nov 8th, 2004 10:56:01 AM
And it's really fun for us gringos to listen to you, the quintessential idiot, massacre the English language. "Me and her" is not grammatically correct. It would actually be "she and I". Just so you know. Moron.
"Adam Sandler". by SalvatoreGravano	Nov 8th, 2004 12:07:55 PM
That is all I needed to hear. I did not read further. Hearing "starring Adam Sandler" in reference to a movie is almost as "encouraging" as hearing "directed by Paul W.S. Anderson" or "An Uwe Boll film". "Adam Sandler" even managed to spoil Paul Anderson's (the real Paul Anderson - PTA, not Wanker Scum) latest film, for God's sake...
yeah Sandler's films are excrutiating by scrumdiddly	Nov 8th, 2004 12:24:15 PM

Do you have to call it SANDLER's Spanglish? How about James L. B by Roguewriter	Nov 8th, 2004 12:25:44 PM
Criminy. Put one overgrown 9-year-old in your movie and the boob takes center-stage. =) This looks wonderful, BTW...
ponder what? by slone13	Nov 8th, 2004 01:29:47 PM
Are you denying that Leoni is hot? Since when does one have to "ponder" whether girls are hot or not? Look at them. Decide. It's that easy.
good point by slone13	Nov 8th, 2004 01:32:33 PM
This is NOT "Sandler's" Spanglish. Idiots. Was it "Harrison Ford's" Raiders of the Lost Ark? No, it wasn't. Sometimes this site is so damn retarded.
furriners by Pooter the Clown	Nov 8th, 2004 01:32:33 PM
I will, from here on out, demand that all non-english speaking individuals pronounce my name with a perfect american accent. There is an "r" in my name, and spanish speakers tend to roll it. I once thought this was charming, but i now know, thanks to the reviewer, that this is just a sign of their ignorance and cultural insensitivity. Oh what am i saying? We all must strive to pronounce foreign names with the appropriate accents. It is our responsibility as self-loathing americans. Foreign folks feel free to mangle our names because you are from wondrous far away lands and therefore must be oozing with brains and culture. We on the other hands are just dim and crude. Why have i been cursed with having been born in this aweful place? Why couldn't i have been born someplace cool like Cuba or France? Sigh...
Get a life by potvsktl	Nov 8th, 2004 02:09:50 PM
"I was within 20 feet of Adam Sandler! Sweet!" Pathetic.
The Only Movie I Care Less About Seeing Is The Polar Express by Yo_SheBitch	Nov 8th, 2004 03:26:57 PM
Oh, wait. Is that even possible? I'll have to ponder that for a while.
This Review is Spanglish by Harker-Writes	Nov 8th, 2004 03:30:52 PM
"I want to start off by saying, i've never ever written a movie review before, so here goes." Never written a movie review before? Looks like the guy hasn't written English before. Has anyone on this board actually finished school? That aside, the funniest moment must have been the sight of Adam Sandler putting a jacket over his head to prevent anyone noticing him. Yeah, that sure looks normal. "Ok ok, i'm done, i'm not sure how good my "review" was, i've never done it before, it's actually kinda hard to do, especially spoiler free." Even harder to do without spelling mistakes and typos. But worth the effort if you don't want to spend the rest of your life flipping burgers.
total plant by matrix69	Nov 8th, 2004 03:33:32 PM
Anyone who doesn't see that is a moron.
Dark Horizons has the new Willy Wonka teaser poster by Mockingbird Girl	Nov 8th, 2004 04:34:43 PM
Dunno when AICN's gonna get off its collective ass, but for those interested: http://www.darkhorizons.com/ne ws04/wonka.php
Spanglish, Smanglish by AWDH	Nov 8th, 2004 05:42:15 PM
I'll see this one, but I'm not all excited about it, or anything. Wish I could fast forward to Sandler's next one, "The Longest Yard." Cloris Leachman is in that one too. I'm more of a straight-up comedy man myself. That Paz senorita is pretty hot though. Brooks' track record speaks for itself I suppose.
Wow... George is actually funnier in Spanish! by ZeroCorpse	Nov 8th, 2004 07:16:22 PM
And I though there was no hope for his desperate posts, but the Spanish thing actually works. So the key to comedy is to give the audience something new... Hmmm...
PolloJorgeVII, Lo Hiciste Otra ves! by AshesOfDonnie	Nov 8th, 2004 07:19:12 PM

Thought for a second that this was A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN... by FrankDrebin	Nov 8th, 2004 08:28:06 PM
That's the one where all the Mexicans in Caifornia magically vanish, and the rich white folk have to figure out how to do their own laundry and yardwork. But this is the one with Frau Blucher. That line of hers in the trailer ("Lately, dear, your low self-esteem is just good common sense.") reminded me of Jessica Walters' destructive comments to Portia De Rossi in ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.
it's NOT Sandler's movie -- it's BROOKS' by memyself	Nov 8th, 2004 09:25:08 PM
James L. Brooks is the writer, director, editor and all around auteur. Sandler just happens to be in it.
GreyElfSupremacy here's a hint: try not to say "I'LL KICK YOUR A by Tall_Boy	Nov 8th, 2004 11:53:22 PM
There's alot of insults you can hurl out over the internet but the "I'll kick your ass!!" one is probably the lowest insult you can use because there is absoultely nothing you can do to back it up. It just makes someone sound like a nine year old. Try something different next time, kthanxsbye.
Sigh. GreyElf now you're just in denial of what you're saying by Tall_Boy	Nov 9th, 2004 03:08:53 AM
you said: "I'd mop the floor with these rejects, but I have to go to wu shu class now. I may not be a good writter at 1 am, but I bet i'm in better shape then these fat fucks that do nothing but rip other peoples' posts and reviews apart. fucking twats." Translation: "I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU FUCKS!!!" Its really lame, man. Think of something original.
"I think everyones fav character will be Leoni..." by Triumph poops!	Nov 9th, 2004 03:19:33 AM
I don't think that's even humanly possible. The notion of Leoni now being even REMOTELY likable -- given her track record of being a total shrew annoyance in EVERYTHING she's ever appeared in -- would be a true sign that Armaggeddon was upon us. In other words, she stinks 100% of the time and how she keeps getting work is anyone's guess...well, except the casting directors she must be blowing on the side.
apparently this poster doesn't know English either by Teko	Nov 9th, 2004 07:26:09 AM
Good grief. Fucking incomprehensible.
thanks, GreyElf for the review. by eraser_x	Nov 9th, 2004 08:10:17 PM
I'd rather read a review in imperfect English than to read no review. Also, you really should not get so into it on the Talkbacks, especially if the critical talkbackers are being lame; it's undignified for the reviewer. You don't see Harry or Moriarty rolling in the mud too much in the Talkbacks, probably for that reason.
Hmm, Harry I think you should implement one of those systems whe by Anlashok	Nov 9th, 2004 09:37:38 PM
so you can tell the old posters from the new, it's the least you could do for those who have frequented your site for years, no? Oh and fix the fucking talkback order, please, pretty please?
Love Brooks, Sandler's a'ight, Leoni blows by Homer Sexual	Nov 10th, 2004 02:03:57 PM
Anyone who did "Terms of Endearment" and "Simpsons" is A+ in my book, so I love Brooks despite "As Good As It Gets." Sandler is sometimes great (Wedding Singer) but often seems to be very hostile, almost hateful (Something Brooks himself referenced in the latest issue of EW). But Tea Leoni? I don't get it. She is unbearable in everything. The only slight hope here is that her least-annoying performance was in "Flirting w/Disaster" so maybe a good director can do something with her. Maybe.
Hey S by Gilkuliehe	Nov 11th, 2004 04:42:01 PM
Your reply smells like translation software a thousand miles away... next time call a real Spanish expert like yours truly para as

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