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SAW scares the bejezzus out of another hapless viewer!!!

First! by mascan	Sep 21st, 2004 07:14:26 AM
Sounds cool ... when does this open?
and then...and then.... by Lt. Columbo	Sep 21st, 2004 07:33:10 AM
I didn't even bother reading this as it just seemed to be a desciption of events rather than a review. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN FILMS, just whether they are worth seeing or not. Jeez, I'm glad this doofus didn't "review" The Village.
Seen It Already.... by Karl Childers	Sep 21st, 2004 07:47:43 AM
That free SAW-Trailer DVD that came with The Punisher basically was the same thing this reviewer told already.
www.chinaflowergift.com/christma s/6000.jpg ? by MrVess	Sep 21st, 2004 08:34:17 AM
Regardless, I'm betting I did guess the "surprise" correctly in another thread. And if that guess is right, it will be quite a cliched "twist".
There's a difference between a review and a SYNOPSIS!!!! Thanks by Fish Tank	Sep 21st, 2004 08:57:26 AM
Wiener.
SPOILER YOU FU by Squashua	Sep 21st, 2004 09:08:12 AM
That's not a review.
Evil puppet movies: by Christopher3	Sep 21st, 2004 09:27:59 AM
I'll go first. "Magic."
Christopher3 by Some Dude	Sep 21st, 2004 09:52:59 AM
"Poltergeist", "Pin", "Tourist Trap", "Puppet Master" series, "Nightmare on Elm St 3: The Dream Warriors", "Tales from the Crypt" episode with Bobcat Goldthwait and Don Rickles, "Meet the Feebles", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"
I think they should call it Drill with Hulk Hogan as the voice o by Lord Shatner	Sep 21st, 2004 11:53:20 AM
"Let's play a little game, brother"
Jeezus God why do people think the Hulk Hogan shtick is still fu by Alatar_Blue	Sep 21st, 2004 12:55:20 PM
That shit was funny ONCE; about 8 years ago...
The Killer? by ProzacMorris	Sep 21st, 2004 01:16:36 PM
Doesn't, when you look at the cast and the poster, etc., it seem obvious who the killer in this thing is? I mean, it's like the Ewan Macgregor/Nick Nolte flick "Nightwatch". I just looks so obvious. Anyone agree?
Its probably another one of those lame ass "doesnt know hes the by nomad202	Sep 21st, 2004 01:20:36 PM
Nothing original these days...
I think it's . . . by ProzacMorris	Sep 21st, 2004 01:55:37 PM
Danny Glover. Just me though, who knows. I have not seen the movie.
Ceramic Maniacs by brainticket	Sep 21st, 2004 02:31:45 PM
Argento's Deep Red has the manical puppet that jigsaw is based on. I saw it on a review posted on this jigsaw site. http://www.houseofjigsaw.com
spoiler whiners by neckbone	Sep 21st, 2004 02:43:14 PM
remind me again, who put the gun to your head and demanded you read the synopsis? the fact that quint clearly stated the spoiler warning in his summary aside... why in the hell would you come to this site if you weren't looking for spoilers of some type? every news item here is spoiler related at some level. whether it's the rumored han/greedo/leia threesome in lucas' 12th reshoot of star wars or someone posting the entire damn script of indy 4. to be honest, i think harry and the gang should abondon the warnings altogether.
Sounds great by 007-11	Sep 21st, 2004 03:18:54 PM
We could all draw comparisons to recent cat and mouse killer movies (not to mention "Seven"). But the edge this movie has over most of those movies and pretty much every horror movie these days is that it's actually scaring people. I'll probably never see it because I won't be able to sleep for 3 days, so I appreciate the thorough review.
Don't get your hopes up by Garbageman33	Sep 21st, 2004 03:36:53 PM
Since no one listened to me yesterday, I'll say it again. This movie is vastly overrated. Danny Glover is the most worthless cop this side of Chief Wiggums. Cary Elwes is laughably bad. And the scary/gross parts all feel lifted from Seven. The only difference is that in Seven, there was a reason for the way he was torturing people. Even the big twist at the end is a total cop-out. The only reason I liked it at all is because I saw it at a midnight screening with a bunch of drunk/high people who enjoyed laughing at things that were never meant to be funny.
Garbage-Person by Super Person	Sep 21st, 2004 04:09:56 PM
If no one listened to you yesterday, why would they listen to you today?
Good point by Garbageman33	Sep 21st, 2004 04:21:55 PM
Fine, don't listen to me. But when you walk out shaking your head in disgust, don't say I never told you so.
Garbaggio by Super Person	Sep 21st, 2004 05:28:37 PM
Something tells me that after taking in just about ANY movie, most normal people aren't really thinking about the Talkbackers and what they said about the movie...
Super Person by Garbageman33	Sep 21st, 2004 07:19:10 PM
It was a figure of speech. I didn't really expect you to be thinking about me and my analysis when you walk out of the theater. Who knows? You might love it. In fact, I hope you do. Because you know what, I do think about you. And I genuinely care what you think.
A review vs. play-by-play by MrCere	Sep 21st, 2004 08:31:48 PM
It is as if the reviewer wants to prove that he really saw the movie. Freaking write a REVIEW not a recap.
spoiler,bitches!! by gravy_suckin_pig	Sep 22nd, 2004 05:09:22 AM
the killer is prolly the dead guy in the middle of the room-dont say i diddnt warn ya
I didn't even bother reading this? It's not a review, damnit!! by TheGinger Twit	Sep 22nd, 2004 09:30:29 AM
It's a conversation between the film maker and the distributor. Please buy my film. PLEASE!!
shrink: There was a spoiler warning, dumbass. by BTR1701	Sep 23rd, 2004 12:21:51 PM
"There's a difference between a review and just telling us the entire movie. How about a SPOILER warning???" **** Well, let's see... Quint put this in his intro: "If you don't want to know how 98% of the movie unfolds, don't read the below review. Super spoilers below." If that's not a spoiler warning, I don't know what is, you spectacular idiot.

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