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Julianne Moore by Bcphil	Apr 26th, 2004 07:02:29 AM
I love her in that hair commercial, I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?
Answering the good doctor.... by ChickenGeorgeVII	Apr 26th, 2004 07:11:31 AM
Dear Dr Hump.....see "Short Cuts"....the drapes match....And thus, I have the laserdisc! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
hey julianne, how about moore titty shots? by The Data	Apr 26th, 2004 07:12:05 AM
Her best movies coincide with her getting naked, FACT.
Assassins by MichaelNotMoore	Apr 26th, 2004 07:12:54 AM
Julianne Moore was also in "Assassins"... which was better than... no, it was crap too actually (sorry Sylvester).
the only rules of attraction are those needed to fight war and w by John_Rambo	Apr 26th, 2004 10:03:48 AM
There are no RULES in this game. I fight by my own rules, got that you mingy talkbackers! This movie is better suited with John Rambo waving an American flag at the credits and proclaiming 'PEACE IN OUR LIVES'. Like I always say, it's a lonley road, but it's even lonlier when the rules of attraction are at odds with the abiliy to fight back. Time to get even! Yo Hollywood, I'm your worst enemy! You hearin me James Bond? Take your puny martini and your machositic pretence! I'm the man you need people! Me, John Rambo - that is who!
A review of Laws of Attraction is considered "Cool News"? by Big Jim	Apr 26th, 2004 10:43:59 AM
Why is this here? My curiosity regarding those questions made me read this but by the end those questions remain unanswered. From everything I have seen, and from the review above, this film is a run-of-the-mill Hollywood romantic comedy. Is that what passes for "cool" these days? Is mediocrity the new cool?
I like both lead actors, but it seems like I've seen this film a by NotchJohnson	Apr 26th, 2004 10:49:50 AM
The poster for "Laws of Attraction" (or whatever the name is) gives this feeling that I've seen this movie many times before. Maybe there's a new hook in it that will make it interesting, but it looks like one of those films I'll see when it shows up on HBO on Saturday afternoon. Notch out. SAVE HOWARD STERN.
Don't Forget Van Sant's "Psycho" by Jervis Tetch	Apr 26th, 2004 11:07:32 AM
Julianne always seems to. Plus: cute, but in profile looks like an anvil hit her in the face. A bit overrated and no personality for comedy.
Well, what about freakin' Hannibal? by zer0cool2k2	Apr 26th, 2004 11:44:39 AM
Not that it was all that great, but if you're gonna' mention all her films. Not many people woulda' had balls enough to step into that role following Foster.
Thank you for using a semi-colon when making a list. by Dolemite_fan	Apr 26th, 2004 12:20:29 PM
That's all.
This movie ain't cool by flossygomez	Apr 26th, 2004 12:37:44 PM
So why is it here? Why am I typing this? BTW, Julianne Moore is a good comedienne...just watch Big Lebowski. Loved her in Magnolia. I'd like to get her ponytail stuck in my fridge door.
Why should I care by Henry Earl	Apr 26th, 2004 01:06:30 PM
Hello everyone there, my name is James Brown, I like those movies with lots o' titties, and this strawberry tart seems to show them quite frequently. But my guess that this movie aint about any of that, its about that whitey agent 007 dude having his nuts cut off and becoming soft, well what a crock, I like it much better on this here site when the jolly fat red man gives me news on those movies that kick my ass, no no, that "donkey punch" my ass after I tried to escape by giving them a cleveland steamer. Well this here flick looks like a cleveland steamer, and like I said before if I gotta go to this flick to hide out and avoid the heat, then I am brining a large bucket of Church's chicken, a 40 of Mickey's and lots and lots of porn. Ya see that is just how I do it, so get out of my way, blaaaaaahhhh.
Who the hell thought people would actually want to see this movi by Doc_McCoy	Apr 26th, 2004 02:02:07 PM
Lesson one: It's painfully obvious people don't want to see Pierce Brosnan as anything but James Bond. A movie like THOMAS CROWN got away with it because it was an action/heist movie. Lesson two: Julianne Moore is not a mainstream box office draw. General audiences aren't drawn in to see her as a romantic lead, or in a comedic role. Lesson three: these screwball sex comedies just don't play well will modern audiences. Even if this is some sort of post-modern take on the genre, the only people who still seem interested in this brand of humor are the ones who were going to see these movies in the 1960s. See: the failure of DOWN WITH LOVE. The only thing that could have saved this film was glowing reviews, but they're certainly not getting them. R.I.P.
From the trailer this one seemed to bare a remarkable resemblanc by EmmettOtter	Apr 26th, 2004 02:38:41 PM
THE CUTTING EDGE. You know, that movie about the mismatched pair of prima dona figure skater and ex-hockey player. That thing had a fair degree of charm and it helped that the characters were in their mid twenties, if that. To see the same scenario play out between a pair of 40 year olds who should know better is, well, sort of infantile.
There was a rumor that EON Productions actually paid Roger Moore by FrankDrebin	Apr 26th, 2004 03:05:29 PM
I haven't seen THE TAILOR OF PANAMA, but I did like Brosnan in the THOMAS CROWN remake.
Then how come Roger Moore made a pile of fucking attrocious no by steve_zodiac	Apr 26th, 2004 03:39:20 PM
North Sea HighJack? Gold? Ffoulkes?? Wild Geese (ok, not that bad), Cannonball Run? And many more.
Isn't Julianne Moore the greedy Relvon whore who by doing those by youridol	Apr 26th, 2004 04:05:18 PM

Anyone listening to poor Henry? by Henry Earl	Apr 26th, 2004 05:49:46 PM
Cause no one has answered my question goddammit! I need to know something here, does the red head show off her strawberry ta-tas, cause if not then maybe I will go check out that blondie with the big sharp sword cut up the Asian fish market. You know I tried to do that once, but instead of a sword I had a plunger, and those fish selling bastards hit hard, damn. But I was riding high thanks to my friend Capt'n Jack and we's was having a good old time, but when the Po Po showed up I shit myself, then it was back to my house for me.
...and what about "Rules of Attraction", this title already exis by Robofag	Apr 26th, 2004 05:55:16 PM

Help restore TOP GUN!!! And Beverly Hills Cop 2, btw... by Robofag	Apr 26th, 2004 05:57:44 PM
Tog Gun`s the gayest blockbuster of all times since Ben Hur! Kilmer says to Cruise: "You can ride on my TAIL whenever you want!". Nuff said!
Aint This Old News? by Chumba	Apr 26th, 2004 06:56:12 PM
Guys... saw this one at the Phoenix Film Festival friggin' THREE WEEKS AGO. WTF? How does this rate as "cool news?" Oh yeah... that's because this site didn't cover the Phoenix Film Festival. It's only the premiere film event in the 6th largest (and growing) city in America. This year's event (4th annual)attracted over 10,000 attendees and yet you numb-nuts at AICN couldn't manage to scrape together a single article about it. Shame on you guys. For those who give a hoot, LAWS OF ATTRACTION was one of the "Showcase Features" at the Phoenix Film Festival, not in competition. Good thing, because the competition features blew this piece of studio drek away. --You've been Thumped!
Brosnan at his best by Shad0wfax	Apr 26th, 2004 07:30:23 PM
His best work, in my humble opinion, was in The Tailor of Panama. With so many years of Bond under his belt and the public opinion of him being what it was, he couldn't have picked a better time to play the REAL James Bond if he were the spy they portray in the movies (i.e. disgraced reject from one country to the next, humping his way from office to office before deciding to con the government out of money) and his performances, comic timing and simple expression were effortlessly brilliant. I adore The Tailor of Panama, along with the rest of the cast, there was a cracking script and good strong plot, toss in the ecentricities and it was all solid gold. Couldn't care less about this shit though ... Moore? Please. She's mediocre. At best.
3rd INPUT WITH NO VASELINE FOR THE BRIDE by super Cucaracha	Apr 26th, 2004 07:33:50 PM
Bad word of mouth from the public (with the exception of the media critics who are licking QT's ass like that dog on the Got Milk commercial who's licking peanut butter) makes the shit fest drop 50%. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...let me catch my breath........................ ..........HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...OH SHIT, I just blew a load on her ass!!!!!!!!!!
Does Pierce Brosnan really seem "at ease" like they say in the c by 007-11	Apr 26th, 2004 08:02:38 PM
Why the hell would they put that in a commercial?
PLEASE!!! by flossygomez	Apr 26th, 2004 10:21:52 PM
MAKE HARRY STOP SHITTING EGGS! MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE, MY EYES! MY EEEEYYYEEEEEESS!
The Life Aquatic could not come fast enough by Futureman_	Apr 27th, 2004 04:10:08 AM
I Agree with Big Jim.
This has to be bad--they had to use an Earl Dittman quote in the by FrankDrebin	Apr 28th, 2004 09:08:34 PM
For those of you who don't know Earl Dittman, he's a "quote whore" who will say anything to get his name in print. He supposedly writes for "Wireless Magazine", but Film Threat searched and there is no such thing. And he doesn't even bother writing reviews, he just e-mails delirious quotes to the studios. So this film has got to be a stinker!

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