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Joe Slutt Reviews Sexy Miranda Otto in Agnieszka Holland's JULIE WALKING HOME!!!

FRIST yet again! Not Sceond! But frist! by CranialLeak	Dec 15th, 2003 02:30:56 AM
To all the "frist" wanna-be posters out there, eat it! :)
Why Harry is like Homer by Daddylonghead	Dec 15th, 2003 02:45:49 AM
Not Simpson, I mean the guy who gave us the Iliad and the Odyssey. Note how Miranda Otto is always "droolilicious," much the same as quicktime is "glorious." These adjectives are a ritual component of naming, the same way that in the Odyssey Pallas Athena is always "grey-eyed" and the sea is "wine-dark." There's a name for and a complicated theory behind these kind of signifiers, but I can't remember either. Just felt like comparing Harry to Western intellectual history's greatest storyteller.
Miranda Otto nude by fabfunk	Dec 15th, 2003 03:22:58 AM
I've bought my ticket mentally. ESP kicks in when hot chicks take off their clothes.
Excuse me while I PLANT some Bullshit by Magnus_Steele	Dec 15th, 2003 03:33:00 AM
Fuck that was a hefty PLANT, Miranda is beautiful though, absolutely gorgeous, and yes she's done nude several times, want the pics, I have 'em. The movie sounds boring, needs vampires and werewolves that rape teenagers with tentacles, and someone needs to do Kung-Fu.
see topless Miranda here by dinosauron	Dec 15th, 2003 06:32:52 AM
http://members.fortunecity.com /oops105/oops_miranda_otto.htm l click on small pix to enlarge. These pix are screen caps from her movies, all real nothing doctored. The same site has infamous paparazzi photos of topless Natalie Portman on the beach just click N on the A-Z barcode.
Eh... the pictures do nothing for me... by JTylor	Dec 15th, 2003 08:14:59 AM
I was convinced that Miranda Otto was one of the most beautiful women on the planet when I saw the footage of her training in the Stunt Person documentary on the Two Towers Extended DVD. She could really move and handled herself (and her weapon) with confidence. Nothing is sexier than that.
Holy fuck, daddylonglegs! by FluffyUnbound	Dec 15th, 2003 08:15:52 AM
I was just literally struck dumb by your observation. Your are absolutely, positively right about the Homeric use of placeholder phrases. I am not sure if current theory assigns a particular meaning or import to the use of such phrases beyond the obvious mnemonic benefit that would have accrued back when the poems were part of the verbal tradition. Maybe Harry uses them not just as a stylistic device, but because it makes it unnecessary to think of a new description to write. A time-saver. But you are quite right that Harry is the direct descendant of Homer.
And by the way, can one really be said to be "Planting" a review by FluffyUnbound	Dec 15th, 2003 08:18:11 AM
If this review was written by the director's English friend or something it's more of a spy report than a Plant.
Can I Borrow Your Underpants For A Half Hour? by CHEWBLACCA	Dec 15th, 2003 09:19:14 AM
BIG underpants. Still, if I were to become the next King of Gondor, I'd choose Ms. Otto as my Queen(no offense to Liv Tyler).
another pic by dinosauron	Dec 15th, 2003 09:33:22 AM
Lezzie topless pic of Miranda when she posed for B&W mag: http://maidenfair.net/miranda/ bw2.jpg I saw JWH movie on TIFF last year and it sucked, nude Otto isn`t anything special in the buff (needs a tummy tuck but at least her boobs are real I`ll give her that). She is nude in many Aussie flicks such as Love Serenade (topless), Nostradamus Kid (boobs and butt plus shags ER`s Noah Wyle), In the Winter Cold (topless), Kin (full frontal) and some. JWH has totally stupid story SPOILER where Julie deflowers a virginal Russian healer and he loses his healing gift because of the nooky! I kid you not. END OF SPOILER I wouldn`t recommand it even for nude Eowyn. Download screen caps instead, any porn site should have them.
It's Already Out on Canadian DVD by Hannibal_55	Dec 15th, 2003 09:34:44 AM
Anybody interested in "Julie Walking Home" should know that it was already released on DVD in Canada several months ago.Amazon.ca should have copies of it by now.
"Unsheathed bosoms"? by Andy Travis	Dec 15th, 2003 10:25:07 AM

Sorry Harry... you're late again by IFartOnYourGrave	Dec 15th, 2003 11:00:56 AM
This was on yesterday on Sundance 2 on Comcast cable.
re: Hardcore Wanker by dinosauron	Dec 15th, 2003 03:58:36 PM
Miranda has pretty big ass herself, definitely isn`t small-assed like Swirling Ass Diaz (which is my fave celeb ass, BTW). As for Tyler`s lips they are No.1 requested lips among plastic surgery freaks. No.1 ass is J-Lo`s, no surprise here, No.1 nose is Kidman`s,etc. For everyone who want to compare tits here`s topless Liv: http://fortunecity.co.uk/ciner ama/film/394/oops_liv_tyler.ht ml and topless Miranda: http://members.fortunecity.com /oops105/miranda_otto003.jpg Enjoy!
Can Harry even be considered a "writer?" by mersault	Dec 15th, 2003 11:41:46 PM
Comparing an un-ethical pseudo-journalist who can't spell to the father of Western Literature? Ridiculous!
Great review by DannyOcean01	Dec 19th, 2003 06:29:37 AM
Erudite yet to the point.

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