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Clayton Bigsby on the new T&A extravaganza with Angelina Jolie called TAKING LIVES + a floater called ALONG CAME POLLY!

Angelina.... by 2shy	Nov 17th, 2003 08:01:20 AM
I'm freakin' THERE man.
Jennifer... by 2shy	Nov 17th, 2003 08:02:28 AM
I'm there too.... Damn too many hotties.
You call these reviews by JCUBED	Nov 17th, 2003 08:09:13 AM
These are not reviews they are synopis's. On the off chance I actually wanted to see on of these films it would have been nice not to have been the entire fucking story. Thanks for the SPOILER warning there Harry.
Angie's mounds of joy by ChickenGeorgeVII	Nov 17th, 2003 08:25:10 AM
When I think of Angelina
oops by ChickenGeorgeVII	Nov 17th, 2003 08:34:36 AM
Please don't kill me or ban me....I got a little out of control....I promise to clean up the mess later.....And thus, I made a mess! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
Most women... by waylayer	Nov 17th, 2003 08:48:43 AM
...prefer Angelina Jolie for their first potential lesbian experience almost 3:1 versus all other leading first lesbian experience candidates. Ohhh to be a woman (or a man). friendswithbenefits.com
Yeah, great, thanks for the fucking spoiler warnings... by JackBurton	Nov 17th, 2003 09:06:55 AM

You guys seen that video online where Jolie gets her big butthol by Deathstroke	Nov 17th, 2003 09:54:28 AM
Me neither. Damn shame.
JUST BECAUSE HE THINKS IT BLOWS DOESN"T EXCUSE THE LACK OF SPOIL by Fish Tank	Nov 17th, 2003 10:00:44 AM

Angelina Jolie is grotesque. by Osmosis Jones	Nov 17th, 2003 10:33:55 AM
Nice body, perhaps, but that face is frightening. It's like having a mound of delicious french-vanilla ice cream topped with a fresh, steaming dog turd. Icky. Hey, I like tits as much as the next guy, but seeing that frightening face covered with sweat whilst in the throes of passion would instantly scare away any possibility of an orgasm.
Oh, great by FrankCobretti	Nov 17th, 2003 10:45:45 AM
First, a huge spoiler in a movie I wasn't going to see anyway, but still. Then, an article about that most despicable of Hollywood products, the "uptight guy meets hippie chick who teaches him to mellow out, take a huge pay cut, and fire up a spliff for a change" movie. Why is corporate Hollywood so sold on this hippie romanticism? I always picture some guy in a Jaguar barking into is cell phone, "Hey, let's make another 'it's enlightened to be a slacker' movie! The great unwashed love that shit!"
Spoilers?? by small boy	Nov 17th, 2003 12:11:58 PM
What about a little spoiler warning there, you cunts? For fuck's sake, i wanted to see Taking Lives. Salton Sea was absolutley great, too.
ZOOLANDER was a RIOT!!! by Russman	Nov 17th, 2003 01:56:38 PM
Ben Stiller Rules!
Along Came Polly=There by Karl Childers	Nov 17th, 2003 02:29:54 PM

Along Came Polly=There's Something About Polly by Karl Childers	Nov 17th, 2003 02:30:49 PM
The movie looks funny, but Ben Stiller plays the same fucking oaf in every movie!
You are either retarded... by trafficguy2000	Nov 17th, 2003 02:33:22 PM
or gay if you wouldn't want to bump uglies with Deb http://www.usaweekend.com/99_i ssues/990919/990919gallery2.ht ml
Messing/Aniston by Karl Childers	Nov 17th, 2003 02:35:55 PM
Anybody who doesn't think the two of them are hot have serious issues....
Sigh, every new Angelina Jolie movie that comes out just makes m by 007-11	Nov 17th, 2003 02:48:41 PM
I really hope "World of Tomorrow" is fantastic. I'm sick of reading these negative reviews for her movies. I can't say they don't deserve them though. It just kills me to see her talent wasted. I'm not just throwing some credit her way because she's one of the most fantastic looking women on the planet. She actually has the abilities to pull off a great performance, but all the movies she's in are terrible. She's been lucky so far, but "Beyond Borders" seems to have been too easy a target for critics. They used to refer to her as an under-utilized resource, but in "Beyond Borders" they trashed her. It's really unfortunate.
Debra Messing needs to eat a cracker by Chuck L Nuts	Nov 17th, 2003 03:03:07 PM
...maybe two--it's not attractive to see a woman's RIBCAGE right below her COLLARBONES. You know what I mean? Bottom of the ribcage = good. TOP of the ribcage = sign of illness. A little too concentration-camp for my personal tastes. And judging by the linked photo, she needs to wash her feet. Also, her face is bumpy. I don't really have any opinion on this topic, though.
Dissing ZOOLANDER? What kinda bullshit is that? by Harry Weinstein	Nov 17th, 2003 04:23:36 PM
BAD BOYS 2 must have killed more of your brain cells than I initially expected. ZOOLANDER is hilarious. Star/director Stiller rolled the dice on a Stephen Chow-esque comedy focusing on a character who isn't particularly likable, with lots of random, bizzare tangents like the gasoline fight and the mere presence of Billy Zane. Nobody was in the mood for this movie that soon after 9/11, though. Will Ferrell is great as Mugatu. Nice widescreen cinematography as well, all too rare in comedies. This movie isn't quite as underrated as FREDDY GOT FINGERED, but then again it didn't provoke the critical loathing of FGF, either. And MTV is still butchering VOLCANO HIGH and sending it straight to cable in the USA. Pass it on.
Forget the cracker, get Debra Messing some sammiches. Big, Dagwo by Big Bad Clone	Nov 17th, 2003 04:30:21 PM
Remeber her when she had some meat on her back on Ned and Stacy or her Seifeld guest spots? She was dead sexy.
"Angelina Jolie is Marisa Tomei" by Itchy	Nov 17th, 2003 05:20:02 PM
Now look, sure I agree that Angelina's primary appeal is her image as the hot girl who would eat your wife out while you give her a golden shower, but she's also a decent, sometimes very good, actress. Her work in "Girl Interrupted" was actually rather nuanced, thought admittedly it helps that she's already crazy. To call her Cuba Gooding, Jr. is flat out insulting - she'd make a horrible retard. The only thing she has in common with Marisa Tomei is the fact I've whacked off to images of both of them. Let's get real. And as for those who find Jennifer Aniston a "horse face" and Angelina "Grotesque", shut the fuck up. Unless you are Halle Berry or Pam Anderson, you've got no business making such ridiculous statements.
It is really sad when it gets to the point that some talkbackers by tequilaworm	Nov 17th, 2003 05:37:31 PM
Her lips were made by the almighty himself...and what about her titties?!!! mmmmm niples. You fuckers are more sad than some watered down Tequila. The worm knows! CHEERS Amigos!
Jolie's funbags are nice... by Puddin' Taine	Nov 17th, 2003 07:40:26 PM
maybe they can "carry" the movie eh? (nudge nudge) And Debra Messing is cute in the face, but someone give her a ham sandwich; she's as flat as a 10 year old boy.
suspension of disbelief ... by jackburtonlives	Nov 17th, 2003 07:43:58 PM
serial killer... in canada? is that possible? i heard they had a murder there a few years back, so i guess it is possible. angelina jolie as an FBI profiler??? uhhh... yeah, whatever.
Don't count on any nudity in the final cut--those scenes are jus by FrankDrebin	Nov 17th, 2003 08:49:54 PM
Remember that tantalizing AICN review of Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in ROLLERBALL? And what happened?
ethan hawke by Soma Imp	Nov 17th, 2003 10:12:12 PM
now we know why ethan got dumped. thank you angelina, thank you for freeing up uma thurman so i can croon in a stalker-esque fashion outside her bedroom window, and not have an angry man come out with a shotgun this time.
sorry ...what???? by SpeakersCorner	Nov 18th, 2003 02:23:02 AM
What steaming pile of crap ... those have to be the two worst-written reviews I've ever read in my mostly happy existence on this planet. I didn't realisethat constant self-contradiction had become a valid method of criticism. If that's the case then it seems that I too can become a film critic. What a waste ...
Why is Hank Azaria always the other man? by Heleno	Nov 19th, 2003 07:01:18 AM
I mean, apart from being in the Simpsons, does he really have enough pull to get either Debra Messing or Catherine Zeta Jones?
Idiot Reviewer by WoodyStiffer	Jan 24th, 2004 12:40:23 AM
The movie was hilarious. The funniest scene in the film wasn't the sex scene, it was Hoffman's mad skillz baskeball player. "RAINDANCE", "WHITE CHOCOLATE", "OLD SCHOOL!" This is again why movies shouldn't be reviewed WHEN THEY'RE FUCKING SNEAK PEAKS THAT STILL HAVE SOME EDITING TO GO YET YOU MORONS!

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