Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

Batman & Robin review

The worst movie ever is still "Plan 9 From Outer Space". This is by Andymation	May 27th, 2000 06:29:20 AM
That's right Harry, this film is a fucking mistake. After watching it Geroge Clooney called it "Batman On Ice". He was right. Damn it, Schumacher! You stole my money. I thought I was going to see the follow-up to "Batman Forever". This doesn't follow up at all! What a completely annoyingly wacky and just plain stupid script. The way Poison Ivy became Posion Ivy it's the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. Where the hell is the dark mood that was present in the other movies????? I can't believe that this film actually was made by the same guy who did "Falling Down"!!!!Now, Harry, I don't like you saying "Alicia. Well, she's just Alicia." OK, she stunk up the place in this one, but she was good in "The Crush". Don't even try top argue with me about that!!!! If the one who reads this haven't seen this movie. Don't! It's not even bad enough to be unwanted funny....
the end is the beginning is the end by Tall_Boy	Oct 30th, 2000 12:56:48 AM
the sewers belch me up the heavens spit me out from ethers tragic i am born again and now i'm with you now inside your world of wow to move in desires made of deadly pretends 'til the end times begin is it bright where you are have the people changed does it make you happy you're so strange and in your darkest hour, i hold secrets flame you can watch the world devoured in it's pain strange climb my ribcage to the replays run for you unhook my lights to peek behind the flash for i am crystal chrome i am shatter dome i am kremlin king of angels avenged to destroy the end is it bright where you are have the people changed does it make you happy you're so strange and in your darkest hour, i hold secrets flame you can watch the world devoured in it's pain the zeppelins rain upon us the guns of love disastrous a shadow lies amongst you to defy the future cast is it bright where you are have the people changed does it make you happy you're so strange and in your darkest hour, i hold secrets flame you can watch the world devoured in it's pain strange strange
the beginning is the end is the beginning by Tall_Boy	Oct 30th, 2000 12:58:27 AM
send a heartbeat to the void that cries through you relive the pictures that have come to pass for now we stand alone the world is lost and blown and we are flesh and blood disintigrate with no more to hate is it bright where you are? and have the people changed? does it make you happy you're so strange? and in your darkest hour, i hold secrets flame we can watch the world devoured in its pain delivered from the blast the last of a line of lasts the pale princess of a palace cracked and now the kingdom comes crashing down undone and i am a master of a nothing place of recoil and grace is it bright where you are? and have the people changed? does it make you happy you're so strange? and in your darkest hour, i hold secrets flame we can watch the world devoured in its pain time has stopped before us the sky cannot ignore us no one can separate us for we are all that is left the echo bounces off me the shadow lost beside me there's no more need to pretend cause now i can begin again is it bright where you are? and have the people changed? does it make you happy you're so strange? and in your darkest hour, i hold secrets flame we can watch the world devoured in its pain strange
best part about this movie is when they play Smashing Pumpkins a by Tall_Boy	Oct 30th, 2000 01:01:13 AM
2 Reasons: #1 The Smashing Pumpkins fucking rule. and #2 THE MOVIE IS OVER!!!
"Traveling Back In Time." by Foreskin_Jones	Jul 30th, 2001 01:37:31 PM
Well I have to go because the Delorean is almost running out of Gas. But I will say this B&R was the worst Summer Movie Experience in my life the disturbing sexual innuendo between Batman and Robin and the Nipples on the Costume scarred me for life. And experience that will not be repeated until 3 years from now when the great "Battlefield Earth" hits the screen. And don't get me started on the marvel that will be the Summer of 2001.
Man, reading that review made me relive the horror of that cellu by NeofromtheMatrix	Dec 29th, 2002 01:58:06 PM
Batman & Robin makes Battlefield earth seem somewhat remotely watchable. Harry, you rule, you always have ruled, and even though you have turned into a major starfucker in recent times (not to mention the AOTC incident and the ongoing feud with Moriarty), you always shall continue to rule, in your own unsual way.
The Best Part... by NubtheSquirrel	Feb 20th, 2003 02:52:57 PM
The best part of this piece of crap, was when the credits rolled, and the screen went black and the house lights came up. I can't believe I lost two hours of my life to this pile of dog shit!
"ALRIGHT FREEZY, YOU CAN'T LIVE OUTSIDE THE COLD ZONE!!!" by Tall_Boy	Mar 10th, 2003 02:09:25 AM
Behold, I have returned. The flick is on CITY right now at 2 AM. Jesse the Body is in it to
When I first saw this film... by Djx	Apr 27th, 2003 08:17:30 PM
I was sixteen and I really, really enjoyed it...fast forward a year later to when I bought this on video...and I still liked it. A year on from that and my third viewing of the film made me realise that when I was younger..I was failed to understand the comedy potential of this movie which I now detest.
Arnold Schwarzeneggar was good in this by T-MACK 1.01	Jul 22nd, 2003 07:47:35 PM
Mind you he wa the only thing good in this. And Alicia Silverstone sounded like she was having an orgasm on every take.
Yes....This was the worst movie of all time until.... by slobmyknob	Sep 12th, 2003 01:06:02 AM
.....the summer of 2003 when J.Ho & Daredevil relesed the Terrible film entitled GIGLI!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh, so this is the review that launched AICN into infamy by Gheorghe Zamfir	May 12th, 2005 03:46:50 AM
I hope this review is brought back to our attention when Batman Begins comes out.
After seeing Batman Begins, we need to thank this movie... by blindambition238	Jun 17th, 2005 05:19:01 AM
If Batman and Robin wasn't (one of?) the worst things to be put on film, WB would of probably let the S-man get on with his "Batman Triumphant" and we would have had a subpar Batman franchise no possibilities for the ressurection that is the (relative) masterpiece of Batman Begins
joel schumacher's only good movie: FALLING DOWN by d8cam	Jun 18th, 2005 12:39:44 PM
yep
8mm was good too by litzapalooza	Dec 11th, 2005 06:00:32 PM

Holy discreet reacharound. Buttman! by Wolfpack	May 10th, 2006 09:16:44 PM

yes by ignard	Jul 2nd, 2006 11:47:46 PM
This movie is at the top of my all time worst film list, a total piece of SHIT!

Talkbacks

Batman & Robin review

User login

Quick Talkback

Talkbacks