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Quint kicks Bruce Campbell's ash and makes him spill on Lucky McKee's THE WOODS! Plus ASH VS JASON & FREDDY...

First! by Bcphil	Sep 19th, 2003 07:04:08 AM

Hello! by Bcphil	Sep 19th, 2003 07:05:24 AM
Captain First has once again defended the sacred first post from potty mouths and glory seekers! Now I return to my basement lair!
Bruce Is God by AngryNortherner	Sep 19th, 2003 07:11:14 AM
That is all.
There hasn't been a new Evil Dead movie... why? by Magus Darkstar	Sep 19th, 2003 07:40:57 AM
Seriously.
Bruce'll kill em! by the wizard	Sep 19th, 2003 07:54:16 AM
they wouldn't stand a chance! Bruce is GOD!
Bruce VS All by werttrew	Sep 19th, 2003 07:59:24 AM
Ugh, no. I hope this doesn't happen and sully the Evil Dead trilogy. If it DOES, however, Ash must emerge victorious.
IT WAS ALLLL A DREAM?!!??! by Rcamacho2278	Sep 19th, 2003 08:20:19 AM
Thats almost as bad as your matrix reloaded review harry.
IT WONT HAPPEN by Wyrdy the Gerbil	Sep 19th, 2003 08:24:41 AM
come on guys....you know they will never do an Ash V Freddy V Jason .......get real
da BRUCE rules!!! by SoulReaver	Sep 19th, 2003 09:10:05 AM
fuckin' yeah baby!!! hell, i was actually writing a evil dead IV script, no BS!! but, HARRY put it right... fuck freddy and jason, when there is the slightest chance to let bruce chainsaw around again! and, BRUCE, if you're reading this... you'd like the script. again no BS.
Bruce Campbell is a turd long overdue for a flushing. by Heywood Jablowme	Sep 19th, 2003 09:38:07 AM
The reason that perversion of humanity he calls a chin is so big is because it's constantly being slapped by balls while he smokes pole. Oh, by the way, those Evil Dead movies, well they suck. Hell, Ray Charles could see that.
forget ash vs. freddy vs. jason by eo766	Sep 19th, 2003 10:03:13 AM
they should make ash vs. jason! jason is essesntially the ultimate deadite and it would be less cluttered this way (it would give englund time to make that prequal anyways). hell continuity has already been established with the dagger and book of the dead making an appearance in JGTH.
That banner ad for 'Thirteen' on the side of the page looks like by Sith Witch	Sep 19th, 2003 10:11:33 AM

Not gonna happen by MaryTylerMorbid	Sep 19th, 2003 10:34:39 AM
Do you people actually believe they will make Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash? No chance. Freddy Vs. Jason made a heap of cash. Most of the paying audience were not movie geeks, but Shopping Mall People. Those people have no fucking clue who Bruce Campbell is, better yet Ash. The odds of a Freddy/Jason/Ash film seeing the light of day are as slim as a Kate Moss ankle bracelet. Not gonna happen.
It must be said... by IFartOnYourGrave	Sep 19th, 2003 11:29:59 AM
Fuck first posters, fuck them up their stupid asses... And for that matter I wish Bruce could get financing for another Evil Dead.
Freddy v. Jason v. Ash v. Greg v. Peter v. Bobby v. Marsha v. Ja by hipcheck13	Sep 19th, 2003 11:43:35 AM
Seriously - leave the crossover bullshit alone (unless they're gonna make Freddy a cross-dresser or something). Now that Sam Raimi has absolute Hollywood power, give us one more, REALLY high-end kick-ass Evil Dead film.
why no new evil dead movies? by bigbill	Sep 19th, 2003 11:45:22 AM
They don't make money. They'd have to be a labor of love. May if Sam makes enough money on Spiderman 2 he can lose $50 mill on ED4
Freddy and Jason vs. Speilberg and Goldblum by JackDonkey	Sep 19th, 2003 12:26:46 PM
That would be a good movie... and don't hold back on the gore :)
Heywood Jablowme by TheForeverMan	Sep 19th, 2003 01:22:02 PM
What are you, a freak? You don't like Bruce Campbell? Do you like being an outcast? By the way, your opinion sucks ass, you meatpole gobbler. ;)
A serious synopsis for the Ash v. Freddy v. Jason film... by Sherlock_Holmes_	Sep 19th, 2003 01:28:08 PM
I think this could work, and the question of "who wins?" doesn't really need to come up. I mean, we're talking about Jason and Freddy, who are both effectively immortal, and Ash, who is the closest thing to a protagonist in this concept. Sooo... Here goes: ASH, in an effort to confront the deaths of his sister, best friend, girlfriend, and his best friend's girlfriend (what, you thought he forgot about them?) returns to the cabin. He finds nothing. The deadites are not there, and there's no trace of his friends, either- Except for LINDA's pendant. Ash clutches the pendant and wanders out into the woods, dazed and upset. ENTER THE VICTIMS! A group of 20-somethings arrive at the cabin. They are your typical group, except that two of them are from Elm Street, and they don't realize that somehow, they brought FREDDY with them. FREDDY is recuperating from his last encounter with the world, and his battle with JASON. He's weakened, but slowly regaining power... The two young people who are at the cabin have come at FREDDY'S urging, via their dreams. He knows of this place, and he knows that the deadites will scare these people and help him regain power. Cut to ASH, wandering through the woods. ASH comes across a river, and washed up on the banks of this river is a large, lumpy, leaf-and-mud-covered JASON, who is inert for the moment. ASH reacts as you'd expect, in a "what the hell is this?" kind of way. He assumes this is some local yokel victim of the deadites, and think it's a sign that he'll be able to at least find the bodies of his friends and sister. He hauls the body of JASON out of the muck, but then figures he's deader than a doornail and leaves him there, on the riverbank. Back at the cabin, FREDDY's dream has tipped off one of the campers about the existence of the tape recorder in the fruit cellar. They find it, and- guess what? They play the tape. The deadites are awakened, and these schmucks are blissfully unaware of what they've done. Cut to ASH, who suddenly looks askew as if he hears something familiar. He's instinctively aware of the return of the deadites, and utters a classy line like "Oh shit. Not again!" then we cut to JASON, lying on the riverbank. His eyes snap open, he sits up, and we can see that JASON seems to draw power from the same source as the deadites. He stands, and then begins walking. Cut back to the cabin. The victims are inside, and weird stuff is happening. One becomes possessed, floats, and tells the others they will "JOIN US". The group is scared now. They hear the trees moving. They hear voices. They're paranoid of each other. Finally, at some point, they try to get some sleep- taking turns, sleeping in shifts, perhaps. While asleep, Freddy does his magic- He's growing in power again, and he terrorizes the victims as only he can. Cut to ASH, walking through the woods with his guard up. He stops, sniffs the air, and turns to look to his right. Standing there, between two old-looking trees, is JASON. ASH is no fool, but he thinks JASON is just another deadite. ASH is also only armed with his shotgun. He does not have the chainsaw attachment, instead using the gauntlet he made when he travelled back in time. Naturally, a fight begins. ASH does all his old, cool tricks. He should be winning, but this is JASON, and the finishing blast from ASH's gun only pisses off the silent killer. At some point, JASON goes to punch ASH, who dodges but gets a good view of JASON's fist going through a tree trunk. ASH decides he needs more firepower, and he runs for the cabin. JASON follows. Cut to the woods just outside the cabin. One of the victims is standing outside, smoking a joint, listening to some obnoxious music, and marvelling at how "like, the trees are moving, man!" when ASH comes bursting out of the woods, heading for the tool shed. ASH blows past this guy, yelling something like "get out of the way, pothead!" which prompts the guys to turn and follow ASH's progression to the tool shed. While the pothead's back is turned, JASON explodes out of the forest and kills the pothead as he passes by on his way to ASH, who is almost to the tool shed. Unfortunately, JASON gets to ASH first, grabs him by the leg, and smashes ASH into a tree just as ASH opens the door to the shed. As ASH falls with a pained grunt, JASON looks into the tool shed and sees all the weapons! Now JASON is happy and can proceed to kill this gnat in his way, but ASH begs to differ. JASON grabs a sharp object (maybe even a machete) and ASH dodges a few swings, maneuvering JASON away from the shed. At this point, one of the victims comes out, sees the pothead's body, and then notices the fight. "Hey, man! What's going on?" he yells, panicked. ASH sees the opportunity- He reaches in his pocket, grabs the keys to his car, and throws them at the victim yelling "Go to the bridge!" (duck) "My Car- In the trunk is a chainsaw!" (dodge, kick, kick, kick) "BRING IT HERE! GO!" (duck, roll) "What are you waiting for ya screwhead? GO!" The guys goes. ASH continues to battle JASON, finally maneuvering to the shed and getting a few neat tools- perhaps a weed wacker? And they battle away from the cabin again, toward the woods. Now the trees are fighting, too. They're taking swings at ASH, and he ducks, gets hit, and then sees another BIG branch coming for him. He maneuvers JASON into the path, ducks at the last second, and JASON is sent into the air like a homerun baseball. ASH gets cocky, thinking he won, and forgets the tree. It womps him alongside the head, ASH flies a short distance, and lands in a clearing. He sits up, says something clever, and then falls over- Unconscious. Cut to the guy running to the bridge. He's out there, running his butt off, and sees the car. He gets to it, opens the trunk, and sees the chainsaw. Just as he's about to grab it, his head is chopped in half. It seems one of his friends has become a deadite, and is wielding an axe. The female deadite laughs, and walks away. Cut to ASH. He wakes up- or does he? He's in FREDDY's realm now. He's tortured with images from his past, and when he turns around, he sees his girlfriend LINDA, his sister CHERYL, and his best friend SCOTTY and Scotty's girlfriend SHELLY, who all attack him. He wins, barely, then he finally meets FREDDY. The two exchange witty words, and then the fight begins. ASH is outgunned in every way here. He's soon being beat up pretty badly, and mentions wishing he were back fighting that "big bastard in the hockey mask" again. FREDDY, close to killing poor ASH, stops. He wants some revenge against JASON, and so he makes ASH a deal- Destroy JASON and I'll spare you. ASH considers telling FREDDY to fuck off, but then realizes that he's got little choice. He accepts, with the intention of finishing this later on better terms. Cut to ASH waking up in the clearing, less beat-up, but still shaken. Cut to the cabin, the victims are dealing with each other's panic. They hear a frantic knock at the door and ask "who is it?" and are told, in normal, scared voices "It's us guys! Open up! Hurry! There's something out here!" -they open the door, and the female deadite and the pothead deadite push their way in. Chaos ensues. The group runs in separate directions, with one or two falling victim to deadites. Just then, ASH appears at the door, says something like "Hey she-bitch!" and proceeds, with renewed energy, to beat the shit out of the deadites. Out in the woods, several of the victims bump into JASON, one by one. They are killed... But they will become deadites out here! Cut back to ASH, finishing off another deadite with cool satisfaction, when he hears something behind him. He looks over his shoulder in a Raimi-esque camera shot, and sees JASON standing with a very large group of deadites. Nearly all the victims from today, plus the rotting remains and skeletons of his friends and sister, the cabin owners, several local yokels, and basically everybody who has ever died in this place. He's VERY outnumbered. He only has his gun and gauntlet, and he's low on ammo. He makes a break for it, running for his car which is parked by the bridge. The deadites and JASON pursue him, and finally ASH gets to his car, tired but alive. The trunk is open, so he heads for his precious chainsaw, removing his hand on the way. Just as he reaches for the chainsaw, the guy he sent to get it- with an axe in his head- smashes into ASH. ASH's gauntlet flies into the air and then goes into the ravine. Ash is now forced to fight this deadite without a hand, without any ammo, and without his chainsaw. He does the martial arts thing, the deadite is strong and takes it for a while. He dodges a blow, uses the car as a prop- perhaps slamming the deadite's head in the door? Finally, when the deadite is immobilized for a moment, ASH yanks the axe out of the guy's head and uses it to drive him back, hurt him, and hold him off. When it's safe, ASH leaps for the trunk of the car, and snaps on his chainsaw. MUSIC SWELLS. ASH stands, starts the chainsaw, and says "come get some" to the deadite. The deadite, missing a limb now, growls. ASH lobs off his head. "That'll teach you to mess with the king, baby!" -Then JASON and the other deadites arrive. BIG fight. ASH manages to get more ammo in between lobbing off limbs and dodging blows. Gun blazing, chainsaw screaming, ASH slowly whittles away the competition until only JASON remains. "Hey ugly!" says ASH "Come learn a lesson from the Man!" JASON charges. They fight. It's brutal, with ASH taking some hard shots, but eventually cutting off JASON's weapon arm. JASON, in turn, knocks the chainsaw off ASH's wrist- It lands under the car. ASH still has his BOOM STICK and lets JASON have several more shots. JASON doesn't notice very much. Finally, ASH is backed to edge of the ravine. JASON picks up his weapon (machete?) and lumbers toward ASH who is now trying to bargain with the big guy. Finally, JASON does the cliche thing and charges. ASH does some cool move, gets out of the way, and JASON is left teetering on the edge of the ravine now- Trying to regain his balance. ASH lands in front of JASON, puts his shotgun over his shoulder, and fires into JASON's midsection, knocking the big guy over the edge. We see JASON fall into oblivion... Uncertain of his fate. ASH shudders, and looks around. Standing there, watching, is a young man- the last of the victims. He says "that was cool, man!" and ASH replies with a glib comment. The man then says "BUT YOU SCREWED IT UP, MORON!" and begins to morph into FREDDY. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM, YA JERK!" ASH doesn't like this. Is he dreaming? He doesn't think so. FREDDY explains that there was enough terror in this place tonight to allow him to come out in person and play with ASH. Again, a large fight- FREDDY is limited because he's on this plane, and ASH is tired and needs to get his chainsaw. Spectacular effects, ASH says cool shit, and finally, FREDDY is poised to take ASH's life on the hood of ASH's car. ASH lies on his back on the hood, FREDDY stands over him, his arms shaped like some deadly weapon, grinning. ASH laughs in his freaked-out way "HA HA HA HA HA!", and FREDDY stops to say "What's so funny, meatbag?" and ASH says "Like my car?" FREDDY looks perplexed. What an odd time to talk about your car! "I custom-built it. I call it the deus ex machina!" FREDDY looks confused for a second, and then it dawns on him. His eyes bulge just as ASH reaches through the broken windshield to punch a button on the dash. Through what looked like a sunroof sitting over the back seat comes a BIG GUN with runes all over it. FREDDY gapes. ASH mugs and grins, then BOOM! FREDDY is blown off the car and explodes in mid-air in a shower of sparks, blood, and gore. He yells "I'll see you at night, ASH!" as he is banished from this plane. ASH rolls off his hood, twists his head around to stretch his neck, and starts to get into the car as the gun slides back into the housing. He looks out and sees one of the slain deadite laying there, clutching something in his hand. ASH stops, walks over to the corpse, and reaches down to take what was in it's hand. As ASH comes back into the frame, we see he's holding THE CUBE, and begins to trace a pattern on it's surface. . .
Clarification for the synopsis above... by Sherlock_Holmes_	Sep 19th, 2003 01:31:52 PM
The line that states "The two young people who have come to the cabin" should read "TWO OF THE YOUNG PEOPLE..." -There's actually a group of about 8 of them, give or take a few.
'MAY' WAS ONE OF THE BEST FILMS, HORROR OR OTHERWISE, I'VE SEEN by Goon Bighead	Sep 19th, 2003 01:48:02 PM
ANGELA BETTIS WAS FUCKING AWESOME AND I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR MCKEES'S NEW FLICK
I'd love to have the last five minutes of my life back by Karl_Hungus	Sep 19th, 2003 01:53:51 PM

title by JackBristow	Sep 19th, 2003 03:01:08 PM
I think it would be Freddy vs. Jason 2 and just have Ash in it. Most people won't recognize the Ash character until they get a little info in the movie itself. Same thing with Mike Myers vs. Pinhead. Aside from horror fans, how many of them know about Pinhead and the Hellraiser series. But characters like Freddy, Jason and Michaek Myers are known outside the realm of horror fans.
Ash v. Booger from Revenge of the Nerds: Nerds in Paradise era by Big Bad Clone	Sep 19th, 2003 03:03:52 PM
I love "I Love the 80's" but where the hell is "I Love the 90's"?
I can't believe I actually read the whole thing by vikingkitty	Sep 19th, 2003 04:06:08 PM
Nice work, Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock is on to something by maceodkat	Sep 19th, 2003 04:43:58 PM
I had a blast reading your vision. Very well done. I had a really good visual of what was going on, and best of all it did not suck balls, and that's always good. I hope somebody was reading it, there were a lot of cool tie ins. Hopefully all this Bruce Campbell talk will result in a nice opening for Ho-tep, and if that does Cabin type money then Brucey will finally get a budget behind that monstro chin of his. Do we need a ED4? I dont think so. Do we need another colaboration with Rami/Campbell? HELL YHEA! Bruce is one of the funniest actors out there and noone tortures Brucey better than Sam. Well either way it feels like the King is back and it feels good. Nice to see all the fans out there posting on every site in the world.... and once I actually thought I was the only one........ Mace Out.
I'm still collating by Jedibobster	Sep 19th, 2003 07:14:19 PM
I don't know. I mean Jason survives 11 movies and is near immortal. Freddy has survived eight movies and messes with people's heads big time. But Ash? He let's in one little alien organism, goes a bit nutty, along comes Parker with his makeshift flamethrower and boom, off comes his head. He didn't even survive ONE movie. Surely Bishop should get first refusal here.
Thanks for the compliment. by Sherlock_Holmes_	Sep 19th, 2003 09:43:12 PM
I was hoping it wasn't horrible! I think the movie could work if given a similar treatment.
if they seriously made this and Ash didn't win the geeks would s by Tall_Boy	Sep 20th, 2003 12:58:52 AM
ASH WINS, YOU COCK-KNOCKERS!
Today is a great day for movie nerds! by RenegadeBushido	Sep 20th, 2003 03:04:30 AM
This is great news that at least Bruce is in negotiations with New Line. I remember when Freddy vs. Jason came out one of the reasons (besides the movie nerd factor) was the goal of breathing life into both franchises once again. Perhaps that is why they are considering Evil Dead and Ash. The Evil Dead series is one of the best yet sadly least known Horror/ Comedy franchises. Maybe with this movie the general public will finally take a look at the Evil Dead series. A modern Ash will appeal to more than a tree raping a woman, which is the reason many are turned off to the series in the first place. So in conclusion, when you go to the movies, you are casting a vote. One of the reasons I saw Freddy vs. Jason was to help the effort to make another one with Ash. One of the reasons I wanted to see Cabin Fever was to help the splatstick subgenre of horror films. So if Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash comes to the big screen it is certain I and all of you (except Heywood) will go out and do our part to bring back the franchise we love and the man we admire so much into the horror spotlight once again.
Freddys Hand by g.seager	Sep 20th, 2003 06:08:13 AM
As much as I would love to see Bruce kicking Jason and Freddy I cannot see it happening, but the tie in would be there as already the Book of the Dead has appeared in Jason Goes to Hell and Freddys razor claw is in Evil Dead 2. (Hanging above toolshed door)Any way love the site, my first visit!
freddys hand by g.seager	Sep 20th, 2003 06:17:11 AM
p.s to Sherlock, Good plot seen a lot worse.
I'm with you, vox. by DocPazuzu	Sep 20th, 2003 09:06:16 AM
Ash & Reggie vs The Tall Man. You know you want it.
How about Jem and the Holograms vs. The Misfits? by Morty Viventi	Sep 20th, 2003 10:09:23 AM

Hogan, and Savage Vs. Goldberg, and Austin by mbaker	Sep 20th, 2003 06:44:39 PM
No we're ready for prime time, Brother!
Reggie, Ash & Jack Burton vs everbybody!!! by Devil'sOwn	Sep 20th, 2003 08:57:31 PM
Ya know ya want it. Why limit our hero to just Jason and Freddy? Have that pesky Necronomicon send Ash to a dimension where a mystical underworld exists beneath Chinatown and The Tall Man's undead legions overrun America's highways. He runs into Reggie and Jack, they recognize each other as kindred spirits, bond, and set out on an epic road trip/ crusade against the forces of E-VILLL. Wackiness ensues. Yup. It could happen.
God, no, please stop it, here come the "Versus" movies.... by KryptonsLastSon	Sep 20th, 2003 10:00:40 PM
The "success" of 'Freddy Vs. Jason' opened the pit for the escape of 'Aliens Versus Predator'.... I smell the apocalypse coming and the smell is that of Fanboys....
Great plot by AirWarrior	Sep 21st, 2003 11:26:34 AM
Sherlock, loved the plot synopsis! But, you forgot one thing, after Ash blows Freddy away with his sunroof-gun, he gets a half-smile on his face and says "Groovy". Just my 2 cents...
I haven't seen a Freddy or Jason movie in well over a decade, by FrankCobretti	Sep 21st, 2003 11:28:02 AM
but I'd be first in line to see Ash rule them all!
Cool but.... by Archduke_Chocula	Sep 21st, 2003 03:57:53 PM
"ASH stops, walks over to the corpse, and reaches down to take what was in it's hand. As ASH comes back into the frame, we see he's holding THE CUBE, and begins to trace a pattern on it's surface. . ." I don't get that Cube reference....
The Cube... and Groovy, of course by Sherlock_Holmes_	Sep 21st, 2003 09:23:07 PM
First of all, you're right. Ash Williams would, indeed, say "Groovy" upon blasting Freddy with his modified midievel deadite-killing cannon. As for "The Cube", it's a reference to Clive Barker's HELLRAISER. I was also considering having "The Ball" be in there somewhere! Mega-horror-geek points for those who know what I'm talking about... Finally, thanks to all for the kind words- I'm glad I could entertain. ...And if Wes Craven, Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, or anyone else in the biz wants to get a treatment from me for this thing, I'd be more than happy to write the whole damn script.
Phantasm of the Dead... by lynxpro	Sep 22nd, 2003 04:34:34 PM
I'm all for Reggie & Ash take on the world... Another fanboy idea would be Ash vs. Duke Nukem. "Hail to the King, Intellectual Property Thief!"
freddy vs jason vs ash by bigfrigginbus101	Sep 22nd, 2003 05:37:59 PM
the movies starts where freddy vs jason left off. jason is carrying freddys head along camp crystal lake but instead of going just forward, jason goes thru the woods to go and terrorize anyone new he could find.meanwhile we find ash working at s-mart. he looks at the calendar at his register when his next customer comes along. it is a NUN cough amanda kruger cough and she starts frendly conversation (or so ash thinks). she then says that she can sense evil coming to find him very soon. ash starts thinking about that nite in the cabin almost 30 years ago. he looks back to nun to ask her who she is but she is gone. ash starts to think she was a vision telling him that something is going on back in the woods and he has to stop it. this definitly sets up something. we then meet jenny dave ron luis becky suzy wanda and peter. they are all packing up to go on a camping trip. but they arent packing up just anywhere. they are packing at one of the houses on elm street. they all get in the car and pass by freddys "home". jenny says she cant beleve only 2 days ago crazy shit was happening in that house. dave says to her dont worry we will be alrite up those comfy woods and beautiful log cabin. luis and peter are smoking doobies in the back seat and laughing as they get high. dave makes a comment and says jesus christ guys ur gonna turn us into teenage freddy krugers if u drop some of that shit. ron and becky are making out in the back seat and peter and luis keep laughing while wanda is asleep. jenny asks dave who is freddy kruger. dave answers with he is the main suspect who killed all those kids the other day. he was a child killer until he was torched by angry parents about 30 years ago. jenny adds so hes badly burned? dave replies with no. hes dead. a look of shock from jenny. luis and peter stop laughing. ron and becky stop kissing. dave continues with yea. u no that place westin hills? the asylum? the kids all nod. yea that place was full of kids are age who claimed that freddy was trying to kill them in their dreams. but not just any kids. the elm street kids. but when he killed the elm street kids, he needed new children so he used frends of the elm street victims for new bait. all the kids sit there in shock and then jenny finally speaks. she says well, when was the last time he was supposuddley "killing"? dave replies with im not sure but i think in 1991 or something like that. peter and luis look at each other and start laughing again.dave then asks them seriously u think this is some kind of joke guys? huh, do ya? wel it fuckin aint! dave mouths off more to them as we cut back to jason carrying freddys head. jason keeps walking into the woods when he hears his mother say jason. jason. put freddys head down. jason ive been watching u kill all those who u could and may i say that was quite an extrordinary performance. the sound of clapping follows mrs. vorhees' words. she then continues with jason, ive got a job for u. pick up freddys head and look him straight in the eye and talk to him. jason nods to his mothers words and she laughs as jason picks up the head. jason looks it straight in the eye as the head starts turning into something more. his whole area under his neck appears and then followed by his legs. his glove suddenly appers on his right hand and he picks up his brown fedora that was covered in leaves on the ground. freddy jams his knifes into jasons stomach and says in classic freddy fashion didnt ur mother tell u not to talk to strangers bitch? and then he laughs it off as we fade back to ash running out of his house with a chainsaw, a butchers knife a 68. caliber gun, and a big ass bow and arrow. ash looks reddy to kill. literaly. as ash sets out on his journy to the woods, we cut back to the teenagers arriving at a bridge. dave drives on to it and says guys, once we pass this bridge, we will be in our paradise. a log cabin in the middle of nowhere. whooooooooooooooooooo yea!!! the rest of the kids cheer except for jenny, who is still looking worried after the freddy story. dave starts the car across the bridge but peices of the bridge just start falling off at reandom. the car strts shaking and dave gets worried that they might not make it across. he then starts going very slowly so the car wont go thru the bridge. dave just makes it across and they all start cheering again. even jenny is this time because dave just saved her and her frends life. we cut back to ash who is driving along the dirty road towards the cabin where a hitchhiker stands. ash being the kind guy he is stops just to give directions because he obviously cannot pick up someone around the area of the cabin. he is about to ask her where she is going when he sees who she is. its the nun from the store. ahs asks her dont i know u from somewhere? she replies with get reddy. ash. this will be the biggest battle of your life. bigger than anything else u have ever done. ash asks her what her name is but she just keeps on going with freddy and jason are to greedy. they will try to kill the children. dont let either of them get to the children.ash looks confused as the nun dissapears rite in front of his eyes. ash then mumbles what in the blue hell is wrong with that nun? the next shot is of the kids in the cabin getting adjusted when luis says yo guys come check this out. they all come look as luis shows them the book. jenny says lue man, stop that scary shit. luis says i had nothing to do with this i just found it. dave says bullshit. there is no way that thing is just, just, i dont know. as dave finishes his sentece, the door creeks open and a shadow is shwon as all the kids back up 5 steps. but it the shadow walks in and it is revealed to be wanda. the bunch of kids have a sign of releif on there faces as wanda says is this the cabin we are staying in? evreyone said yes at the same time as jenny kept backing up but tripped over something. the kids helped her up and said are you alright and things along the lines of that. dave picks up what she tripped on and its none other than a tape player. dave picks it up and says hey look1 there is alreddy a tape in this. dave plugs it in and the voice starts talking as we fade to freddy (with jason being carried on his shoulder)going thru the woods. freddy is walking over a tree that has fallen down when he sees the cabin.he starts laughing and says to himself i smell children.but no not just any children(as he says this he drops jason to the ground). elm street children. hahahahahahahaha! as freddy laughs, he starts to just disinagratepart by part of his body. amanda walks up to him and says freddy. u are going back to the dream world. but if i were u i would watch out. he is coming to stop u. freddy replies with jason? jason! jason, is that who u are talking about? haha! jason is under my power now. he is my slave and i will use him to scare the kids then i will use myself to kill the kids! haha! great plan huh? hahahahaha! amanda then says to him no. im not talking about jason.ash destroys evil. and if u dont watch ur back freddy, he will destroy u to. freddy says what the fuck are u talking about but its to late because he has alreddy disinagrated. amanda looks at jason and says poor child. jasons eyes open and he takes the machette out of his pants and slits amandas throat. he then sticks the machette in to her stomach and pulls it back out with intestines all over it. jason turns around and sees the cabin and starts heading towards it. THIS IS THE END OF PART 1. I AM NOT DONE YET WITH THIS. I WILL SOON BE POSTING A PART 2.
The two "treatments" posted here... by DigitalDragon	Sep 24th, 2003 12:37:13 PM
...unfortunately don't work in terms of a good enough story. There's no drama, tension, or even... plot. Posting the whole thing here like that is also a nightmare to even bother to read. I'd suggest posting a link to either the *.txt file or actually having it as a html doc. Proper formatting would also help, a lot. You can't rehash what you think the best aspects of a series or genre is and call it a movie. That's why we have so many many drab, lifeless and mundane films these days. That's why Hollywood is the joke it is today.

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