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THUNDERBIRDS GO by MATT BECKER	Apr 28th, 2003 06:01:25 AM
i was a huge fan of the TV Series, but a real life movie? who would pay to see that?
Get rid of that disgusting animation above. by stackpointer	Apr 28th, 2003 06:12:16 AM
I've vomited all aover my keyboard. If it supposed to be funny, it isn't.
I think they should make "Thunderbirds: No Holds Barred" with Hu by mbaker	Apr 28th, 2003 06:15:17 AM
"Thunderbirds are go, brother!"
Nice chassis! The car ain't bad either!! by The Equalizer	Apr 28th, 2003 06:24:35 AM
Woo-Hoo, I've finally been accepted into the inner circle of geekdom!
pink 27ft six wheel limo by Silvio Dante	Apr 28th, 2003 06:37:50 AM
This could deliver all that The Avengers movie failed to.
I was dreading anything to do with this move but this is COOL ! by workshed	Apr 28th, 2003 06:53:11 AM
RIKER... keep up the good work. Don't let THUNDERBIRDS go 'tits up'. Still, wouldn't take much to be better than the last eight Star Trek movies. Should be a Rolls-Royce though. Ron Cook looks the biz as Parker.
THIS FILM SUUUUUUUUUCKS ! by kingralphuk	Apr 28th, 2003 07:07:45 AM
This film looks like the biggest pile of shite ever to be seen on screen ! Please Riker, stop this crap in its tracks before someone gets really hurt....
Ah, but they didn't show the numberplate... by Schnorbitz	Apr 28th, 2003 07:14:50 AM
FAB 1, I hope. And imho Parker would look better in black shoes. Still, I'm looking forward to it. :-D. Ron Cook was fantastic in Topsy Turvy. Not that many people who read this would have seen Topsy Turvy.
At 27ft long it's almost as big as the dildo up Harry's ass by Dufftastic	Apr 28th, 2003 08:09:17 AM
And it's the same color.
Now the only movie left to make is... by waylayer	Apr 28th, 2003 08:11:09 AM
JABBERJAWS - "Soitenly! Woo-woo-woo!" friendswithbenefits.com
I think the sequel should be called Thunderbirds N The Hood with by Chaffro	Apr 28th, 2003 08:15:06 AM
"You really are the sexiest tomboy made-of-beanpole on the planet, m'brother..."
Thunderbirds = Gay Camero by Brian_De_Man	Apr 28th, 2003 08:58:56 AM
Thunderbirds and Camero = Both a female pussy car!
Oh God... by SoupDragon	Apr 28th, 2003 09:07:50 AM
...The entire British film industry has had its funding diverted so they can make Lost in Space II.
re: "hoping to Cthulhu" by Ray Garraty #47	Apr 28th, 2003 09:28:26 AM
Harry typed that he's "hoping to Cthulhu." I can't even rationally discuss this. I think I just threw up in my mouth. Is there such a thing as an Uberdork? Because Harry is One. I just pictured him lording over all of the other dorks on the planet like Randall Flagg.
TV Films by I_Snake_Plissken	Apr 28th, 2003 09:28:45 AM
Since older TV properties are such hot commodities in the film market these days, it
The REAL news was on a headline to the left... by rev_skarekroe	Apr 28th, 2003 09:33:43 AM
"Catalina: I want a new bot Telly babe wants surgery on 'big' bum"! sk
Whatever - and daaaahlink, what a horrible coat. by Heleno	Apr 28th, 2003 10:05:52 AM
Bored already. And more than a little concerned that the only website that cares about the Thunderbirds movie is The Sun. That paper is a stain on the face of the world, and if they are really interested in the Thunderbirds movie, I am more and more convinced that it will be crap. I fear it may suffer from the same flaw as the Avengers - they're so concerned with getting it to look cool that they'll forget to make it any good.
It's Always Been for KIDS!!!! by Deandome	Apr 28th, 2003 10:44:54 AM
I'm sick of all the geeching (geek-bitching!!)about this movie. I have a 2 1/2 year old boy who LOVES the Thunderbirds, and I can't wait for the film, 'cause it might well be his first theater experience. Stop whining that it's not going to be a "grown up" movie. Even though the puppets smoked & drank a lot, it was always a KIDDIE show, and I am glad that Riker is sticking with that format. And it IS possible to have a movie that kids & adults can both enjoy (though not too easy!). 'Steady as she goes, Number 1"
Hey! How come there are no strings... by morGoth	Apr 28th, 2003 12:20:55 PM
...coming from that Pink Coated Chick and her constipated looking driver? WHAAAAT? This is LIVE action?!!! Bwah-hah-ha! Phew, I'm going to drag out the BIG tongue for the BIG cheek on this one. Erm, is there really an audience for this movie? Ah well, could be fun...
They should make an "Equalizer" movie by GypsyTRobot	Apr 28th, 2003 01:36:54 PM
although knowing Hollywood, they'd make Ralph Fiennes play the title role, when it should be Michael Caine. Actually the only thing I can remember from that show was a cool factory chase sequence where they kept on cutting to a piece of machinery with an eerie "swoosh-swoosh" noise. That sound effect ranks high in my TV memory banks along with Richard Kiel as the giant Indian spirit from "Kolchak the Night Stalker" chanting "ee eye ee eye ee eye . . . ee eye EE EYE EE EYE" but never climaxing with an "oh." When are they going to make a Kolchak movie anyway?
meh. by Jimmy Jazz	Apr 28th, 2003 01:43:58 PM
Whatever. All I know is that those damned puppets really freaked me out when I was little. I'm still waiting for the Nightman movie.
Eastenders needs a movie by AlwaysThere	Apr 28th, 2003 03:43:21 PM
That would make a ton of dough.
Stop ragging on The Avengers! by GenericGeek	Apr 28th, 2003 06:32:46 PM
That was a cool, misunderstood flick. Anyways, I'LL PAY to see a Thunderbirds flick, just because it's sci-fi. But why make it with people boggles the mind. And what's this I hear about a kid? Jeepers...
Surprised no one's thought of this yet - by GypsyTRobot	Apr 28th, 2003 07:38:08 PM
Vin Diesel as Kojak, still a wiseguy but now killin' guys with his lollipop-fu.
One day some exec... by Djx	Apr 28th, 2003 09:29:07 PM
somewhere is going to want to make a live action version of My Little Pony. What's even more scary is if a studio exec got such an idea from reading this post. Kiss goodbye to your memories of your favourite childhood tv shows as all will be milked in the pursuit of big bucks and none will be spared...not even Thudercats.
The little big secret about this movie. by BuyNothing	Apr 29th, 2003 03:42:05 AM
As a Jew I am privvy to certain information about the media, since, as you know, we control it. Last month I was flipping through the news letter sent to me by the Elders of Zion. Usually I just read the the finance section so I'll know what commands have been issued to the world banking system for the month. But something in the entertainment section caught my eye. There was an article about the kinds of movies the omnipresent Hebrew establishment would be forcing into production in the comming year. Foremost on the list were a series of films that featured live action conversions of old kid's shows with zero cinematic value. The reasons for doing this obviously can't be shared with all you gentiles out there. But I can tell you that one of the first projects selected to go through production was a "Thunderbirds" adaptation. This was seen as the most vapid starting place and the film project most likely to result in a big pile of steaming cinematic schmootz. Just to make sure, Johnathan Frakkes was attached to direct. And as with everything mapped out by the mighty Elders of Zion, from the death of Jesus to the myth of the Holocaust, the plan is working perfectly- this movie will suck.

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