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Euro-AICN: Black & White; TheForeigner; Love and a Bullet; LOTR; The Big Hit; Tears of the Sun: Exorcist: The Beginning

Hope John W Pulls it together soon by THEWHITETIGER	Apr 9th, 2003 12:29:40 PM
I'd like to see something quirky again...Just like the BH
Anyone who thinks THE BIG HIT is one of the best movies of the p by Jabbathenutt	Apr 9th, 2003 12:39:31 PM
You seriously need some paid staff who can differentiate between a barely decent movie and worthwhile films.
I'd love to see Segal go to War for real by MiguelAlvarez	Apr 9th, 2003 01:48:12 PM
and die bloody!! Come on Howser...if he's so fucking tough, how come he testified that he was "So, so Scaaaared!" of being hurt or killed by the mafia, when he reneged on their deal. Either he didn't want to cough up the dough in court, and lied about being so intimidated, or he isn't as tough as you think. Either way, he OWES those mob guys. He made a deal, he fucked em. I wish they'd taken his knee caps off.
Bwahaha! I love Euro-AICN when they review action flicks.. by Wesley Snipes	Apr 9th, 2003 02:13:56 PM
They always praise the most obscure portion of the talent and half-assed movies like they are the greatest thing. Like attributing the greatness of LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring to second unit director Geoff "Under Siege 2" Murphy!! Always good for entertainment.
the foreigner by small boy	Apr 9th, 2003 02:49:54 PM
The Foreigner is an absolute disgrace; i watched it while i was drunk, admittedly. Just when the review made me think i had been a bit harsh on it, but then The Breed gets mentioned. Fuuuuuck, that is a bad film. Some slight laughs, but overall it's a useful as a fucking chocolate fireguard.
Dougie Howser - Real men don't snipe from behind their computers by Wesley Snipes	Apr 9th, 2003 05:01:11 PM
You berate someone for insulting from behind their computer and then proceed to insult them from behind YOUR computer. Fucking brilliant. Incidentally, ask anyone who has actually worked with Seagal and they'll tell you that the guy is a true asshole. He flashed his GUNS on a bunch of recording studio employees because he showed up late for a recording sesson and didn't want to wait until the next appointment was finished. What a prick. Reincarnated lama, my ass.
HOLY WHAKED OUT JESUS IN FUCKING DETOX!!!!!!! by Mr. Fukinstuff	Apr 9th, 2003 08:20:07 PM
You actually found someone who FUCKING LIKED "Love and a Bullet", Harry????????? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND????? That movie sucked ASS, more ASS and just when you think it was overflowing with ASS it sucked the fucking tailbone clean!!!! "The Big Hit"????? Has anyone actually seen this fucking movie????? I HAVE AND I HAVE A FUCKING DETATCHED RETINA FROM THE EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!! Who are these fucking people in this godforsaken country who like these godawful shitflicks???? Why do you post their opinions, Harry? What makes you think that we give two bloody shits about what some piss-swilling maggot halfway around the world thinks about fucking movies that have been out on tape HERE forever???? I have this theory, Harry. I think you're getting a kick back from Blockbuster. Yeah, that's it isn't it? How else could you justify putting a "Review" up from some fucktard who thinks "The Foreigner" IS A GOOD ACTION FILM?????? ARE YOU GETTING A FUCKING DISCOUNT ON SURPLUS BLACK TAR HEROIN FROM THIS BACKWARD WORLD WHERE DAVID HASSELFUCK IS CONSIDERED A MAJOR TALENT??????? DO THEY SEND YOU MAIL ORDER BRIDES WITH FREE SHIPPING???? IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING!!!!! And to this reviewer: When you trash a solid flick like "Tears of the Sun", (which, impossibility not withstanding, beat the flicks that you LOVED into a shitstain into the sidewalk.) and then go on to praise the previously mentioned shit, I can only assume that you're one of those fuckers who go through dumpsters for your meals and rape old people for crack money. FUCK YOU! Holy shit, this is the most worthless article on this site since Harry admitted he cried during "Armageddon".
Are they handing out crack at EVERY screening of Tears of the Su by earthworm	Apr 10th, 2003 04:06:36 AM
...cos every reviewer certainly seems to be retarded, I mean did ANYONE know what this bell end was going on about? "fragile little mind" indeed. If I want a critique on the situation in the Middle East I'll read a paper, not listen to some fanboy bitch about "paralel imports" or whatever. Oh, and what did Doogie Howser say that was so bad? Looks like he's been deleted
THE BIG FUCKING HIT? by silentbobafett2	Apr 10th, 2003 04:45:04 AM
Why the hell did that get mentione din the headline? I love bad action film, there fun and funny, nd I really love great action films, but the big hit was neither. The only cool bit in it is when Marky Mark runs unti a room in NIghtvision and then jumps out of the window which is filmed in the reflection of the pool. The film GAVE nothing to the genre, it took nothing, it looked, it DID STEAL, and it didnt know wha t the fuck was going on. I mean its shit, its primary joke was wanking!!! Fuck me.....bullshit....... anyone who thinks that is one of the best films of the last five years is EITHER halving a laff in which case....GOOD ONE!!!! OR he is a fucking retarded cracked up dickhead prick who sucks bananas on a sunday cos he thinks its a tuesday.
Black and White by earthworm	Apr 10th, 2003 05:10:23 AM
Is this a true story? Did Murdoch start out this way? Sounds kind of interesting if thats the case.
The Big Hit by Blok Narpin	Apr 10th, 2003 02:03:31 PM
I have to confess I'm a little disappointed. When i saw Big Hit mentioned in the headline I thought we might hear something about a sequel or follow up. God, I love that movie. It's so laugh out loud funny. Boogie Nights was the first movie I saw Mark Whalberg in that I liked and Big Hot was the one that made me think he was actually cool. I just watched it again on DVD a few months ago and it holds up. The king Kong lives, the showdown at the video store. Funny, funny zstuff. It's a shame we don't get more top notch comiedies like this.

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