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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN! More on Chicago... what has been shot... and Spider-Cycle' Plus Doc Ock Info!

Spider-Cycle? by Nine-X	Nov 12th, 2002 03:58:05 AM
...oh god... ...please... ...no...
The Spider-Buggy ruled! by Anti-fanboy	Nov 12th, 2002 04:19:37 AM
It was my first remote-control-- all it did was go forward, and if you pressed a button, it would back up in a curve to adjust its course... On second thought, it sucked. Heheh-- sometimes I think Harry makes this stuff up just to agitate you guys. (If it's anything, it's probably a bike that Peter rides, not Spidey-- or one that Spidey briefly commandeers at some point-- but don't let that stop the pissing and moaning.)
Yup by Silvio Dante	Nov 12th, 2002 04:20:21 AM
Petey had a bike for a while there. It was back in Lee/Romita Sr. era.
Well... by Jungle-face-jake	Nov 12th, 2002 04:20:45 AM
I'm not against the idea of a Spider-Cycle, but only if its written as being idiotic just like it was in the comics. If its SERIOUS...well, that would really worry me. I have faith, however, because of Raimi alone, and with Chabon? Well, there's a danger that this could be massively overhyped. I just wish Doc Ock was the first villian and The Goblin being foreshadowed, but oh well
a spider what? bike? wha....but....what the fuck? by MeatCleaverMojo	Nov 12th, 2002 05:04:28 AM
yeah...i'm sure it's not quite what we think but since i caught this post kinda early and all of the assholes haven't started in yet i'm gonna do a little reprise from my DD talkback and just sum up what this whole talkback is gonna be about for the kiddies. ready? here we go: blah blah blah harry's fat blah blah blah mom's basement blah blah blah spiderman was really good but i'm not allowed to like it, it's too mainstream blah blah blah i'm so underground i watch blank tapes blah blah blah i hate everything no matter what it is blah blah blah i can tell from this one scoop, which is not confirmed in any way, that this movie and every other spider-man, star wars or daredevil movie will suck rotting monkey nuts. so there ya go. i know all you fuckheads are gonna be saying it so i just said it for you. shut the fuck up. fuck fuck fuck. i just wanted to say fuck some more. p.s. i hate you all.
Spider-Cycle? Can't he web-sling? by KONG33	Nov 12th, 2002 05:34:35 AM
Money-saving. Say, didn't SPAWN have a SPAWN-Cycle? This is a great idea!
Star Wars and Spider Man by Theta	Nov 12th, 2002 05:54:13 AM
George Lucas can't write or direct. Just admit it.
Is Roger Ebert in it? Roger Ebert must be in this movie! by Regis Travolta	Nov 12th, 2002 06:24:06 AM
If Rex Reed could do a stupid cameo in Superman then surely Roger Ebert can do a cameo in Spiderman 2 so what should Roger do? Be a hot dog vendor? A shoe shine man? A taxi cab driver? A squeegee guy? A pretzel seller? Perhaps he could just sit on a park bench and feed the pigeons and Spiderman swings right over his head on his web! That Roger, he can do anything! He wrote the screenplay for Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls why not let him write the screenplay for this movie too?
Say It Ain't So! by AchilleJones	Nov 12th, 2002 06:31:31 AM
Spidey was a great film -- barely. There was just enough heart in it to push webhead over the top. It focused on the character of Parker moreso than the derring-do of Spider-Man and it worked. But now comes word that they're using a Spidey-cycle in the sequel. Hopefully, this guy is mistaken. But if he isn't, why? What sense would that make? Wouldn't it be quicker to websling across the skyline of Manhattan than ride a bike? Those of you who don't think so have never been caught in New York traffic. Anyway, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this guy is wrong...I hope to see a potentially great franchise regress into camp....
Spider-Dog? by Karl Childers	Nov 12th, 2002 06:59:49 AM
Why not? The Hulk's going to have a Hulk dog. Maybe Daredevil will have a Dare-dog. Then there's the X-Men......
Dare-dog? by Dag1918	Nov 12th, 2002 07:13:57 AM
Wouldn't he have a devildog?
Maybe it's a tribute to the Spider-Mobile that Johnny Storm made by -=Shin=-	Nov 12th, 2002 07:14:56 AM
I wouldn't have a problem with that. It sounds hokey until you realize that Peter thinks it's a retarded idea as well, but decides to use it out of kindness - then he promptly ruins it. God knows how he acquires a spidey-bike in the film.
Tentacles by Silvio Dante	Nov 12th, 2002 07:18:17 AM
If they can figure out how to do those suckers on-screen, hats off to them. And if they do, then the next stop would inevitably be: Daredevil 2 - The Stilt-man Cometh!
My source tells me it's a scene where Spidey can't stop Cliff Ro by Son Of Batboy	Nov 12th, 2002 07:48:32 AM
These guys are probably just shooting footage for all the new product tie-ins. In the sequel, it turns out DOC OCK is the real inventor of DR.PEPPER and is out for vengeance. Hopefully Pete can use his singular wireless to reach MJ in time.
It's not without precedent. by rev_skarekroe	Nov 12th, 2002 08:36:44 AM
The comics had the Spider-Dune Buggy, and Peter saved up and bought a motorcycle at one point. Perhaps this Spider-Bike is because he loses his powers somehow. Or maybe he has to go out to the suburbs where web-swinging doesn't work so well (which also happened once in the comics - "Wanna borrow my Big Wheel?") sk
huh? by BurlIvesLeftNut	Nov 12th, 2002 08:50:16 AM
IMDB has Bruce Campbell listed as the Lizard?!? WTF? Hopefully it is a mistake. Also, has anyone mentioned that Bob Hoskins should be Doc Ock? I guess I just did.
Mechanical testicles? by Zarles	Nov 12th, 2002 09:43:58 AM
Doc Ock will have FOUR mechanical testicles? Awesome! Good job, Sam... Anyways, people, relax. Why the hell are you believing fuckin' Wyclef JEAN on all of this? He wants to promote his company, so he drops a line or two about some promotional motorcycle that will probably be used at trade shows or something, some dork leaks it on this site as "news", and THEN, (big finish!) all you dorks start slamming a movie that hasn't even begun SHOOTING yet! Grow up! It's Wyclef JEAN, for chrissakes... Can't wait to see him reprise Macy Gray's role in Spidey 2, though, that will be awesome. MeatCleaverMojo, I'm buyin' you a drink...
I said this on the other Spidey talkback... by Glass	Nov 12th, 2002 10:16:56 AM
...and I'll say it again. Spiderman reeked. Toby Mcgwire is the worst - he always looks like he just passed a rancid cloud of gas from his bowels and the smell is mesmerizing him. And not just in Spiderman. He looks like that in all his films. He ruined a movie which could have been great...Oh, wait, no it COULDN'T have been great because that snaggle-toothed no-talent bitch Kirsten Dumpster was in it. Shit, does she suck. It's almost like she and Toby were competing to see who could suck more. They finished head to head, in my opinion.
Christ... by Respect The Cock	Nov 12th, 2002 10:53:37 AM
...some of you people are DUMB. I'm sure Wyclef is referring to a model of motorcycle that will be cross-promoted with AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, much like Ford and Jaguar are doing with DIE ANOTHER DAY. You'll see this new model in the movie and then will be able to buy it at your local dealer -- but it's not a "Spider-Cycle", for Christ's sake.
re: why ain't I as rich as George Lucas then? by sofalord	Nov 12th, 2002 11:00:25 AM
If you can become as successful as George Lucas and not be able to "write or direct" then I must be doing something wrong or you must be mistaken.
oh well at least they got one good flix out of Spidey by sofalord	Nov 12th, 2002 11:02:35 AM
I knew it couldn't last. There are always dicks in suits that remember the doofus toys they played with as kids and that's how you get excrement like "Batman and Robin".
"Reacting in slow motion"...yep, sounds like Sam Raimi! by Andy Travis	Nov 12th, 2002 11:05:39 AM

Flash Thompson by prickle28	Nov 12th, 2002 11:06:41 AM
I seem to recall that back in the seventies Flash Thompson was a huge Spider-Man fan. To the point where Doc Oc thinks Flash is Spider-Man. So my gues is that Flash's parents buy him a bike with a Spider-Man custom job.
Cant afford a Spider Cycle? by Knobules	Nov 12th, 2002 11:19:43 AM
Since we are picking apart his reporters budget, how did he afford that pricey looking spidersuit? FYI Ebert didnt like the first Spiderman movie. Screw him he doesnt deserve a cameo.
Gay and a half by ChaffrosGirl	Nov 12th, 2002 11:22:17 AM
A Spidey-cycle? What? Did I miss something? Did Raimi bail and now Schumacher's on the job? And I agree with Glass that Dunst sucks red monkey ass--if there's a guy around who can explain her appeal, enlighten me. Where's my boyfriend Chaffro?
There will be no Spider-Cycle in the movie by slone13	Nov 12th, 2002 11:28:09 AM
Did IQ's drop sharply in the last day or so? Do ANY of you REALLY believe that Raimi is going to have Spider-Man, webs and all, get on a motorcycle to chase down his villians? If you do, then you're just stupid.
Am I the only one who thinks the villain in this film sounds unf by Cherub Rock	Nov 12th, 2002 11:38:28 AM
Personally I'll be skipping this and waiting for Spidey 3, or whenever they decide to make Harry the baddie. Hmm, the fallen-out-friend-turned-arch- nemesis seems to make a lot of appearances in comics dunnit?
The Marvel Age of Movies by Electric Tsunami	Nov 12th, 2002 12:01:06 PM
Yeah we expect to see Green Goblin, Sandman, Doc Ock, Doc Doom, etc as villians but you know that Venom is coming sometime to the franchise (keep it modern/current/fresh). Meanwhile, us old schoolers want Paste Pot Pete and the Yancy Street Gang.
Tentacles With Personality --- from Hallmark by Go Dr. X	Nov 12th, 2002 12:07:51 PM
Actually, it's absolutely true that Doc Ock's tentacles (John, Paul, George and Ringo) are being developed as having individual personalities, and each will wear a little hat or false moustache to denote its character. They've decided so far that one will be sporty, one will be the baby of the group, one will have rather posh tastes, and that one will be ginger-colored (or flavored). Originally there was talk of adding a fifth tentacle (Pete) protruding from the front of Doc's pants, but this idea was ditched as the visual was deemed "too scary".
ChaffroGirl and Kirsten's appeal by brother_seamus	Nov 12th, 2002 12:39:55 PM
I can think of at least 2 reasons Kirsten Dunst appeals to guys. If you want to know what they are, whatch that mugging in the rain scene again.
batman and robin??? by the_dark_knight	Nov 12th, 2002 12:46:36 PM
Does this idea of a spider-cycle remind u lot of anything............The Robin-Cycle perhaps??? i thought that was a bad enough idea, coz although i think batman is better than spiderman, Robin can't fly or web spin, whereas spidey can!! this is a pointless "we can make fucking action figures out of it" decision!!! ...........I know why dont SONY and MARVEL just by the robin-cycle off of W.B that could be easier just spray it read and put some web shit on it??????? ANYWAY role on BATMAN he fucking rules forget this marvel superhero shit (apart from x-men) and bring back a kick ass "human" who is better in everyway
Kirsten's UNappeal by Glass	Nov 12th, 2002 01:07:53 PM
Dude, I'm a guy and I don't think she's hot. What, 2 seconds of tit in an otherwise crappy movie and suddenly she's hot? Fuck that. How old are you, 10?
hem... a spider-cycle? by NeofromtheMatrix	Nov 12th, 2002 01:08:52 PM
that sounds... awful. Lets hope thats its just a promotionnal thing, like for the Spider-Man 2 teaser. Remember how the original Spider-Man teaser (bank robbery, cartoonish props, helicopter caught in a gigantic spider-web) had absolutely nothing to do with the actual movie? - I know Kung Fu (sort of).
Toy Biz by xeeds	Nov 12th, 2002 01:11:55 PM
Well those lovely people over at Toy Biz, the ones that make the awesome looking toys that fall apart 5 minutes out of the packaging, they made two figures on bikes for the last film. One was Spidey on a Spidey-cycle and the other was Spidey on a Spidey-ATV (http://www.marvel.com/toybiz/ spidermovie/previews/thumbs/43 746_t.jpg). My son wanted one because he likes motorcycles and Spidey, but as I said before Toy Biz toys break faster than you can say Green Goblin. Though if enough people bought these, the marketing people might have enough to force a Spidey-cycle into the film.
Breaking the (spider) cycle of hatred by brother_seamus	Nov 12th, 2002 01:14:23 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people? Don't you have any faith at all in Sam "the man" Raimi? Do you really think there is going to be some lame ass Batman and Robin-esque "spider-cycle" in this movie? I sincerely doubt they'd be ready to shit all over such a prime cash cow all ready. No, this movie will probably kick serious ass like the last one did but i guess we won't know until the script is finished and they actually start shooting. Oh, and Mojo, I would also like to buy you a drink.
Will Sasso is The Rhino! by Ignatz	Nov 12th, 2002 01:14:53 PM
Why else has he been missing from Madd TV? The whole movie is actually going to be mostly about the Rhino ala tangled web, all these other rumors are BS.
I hear ya, Brother Seamus, but... by SleazyG.	Nov 12th, 2002 01:19:55 PM
...the girl is a butterface, and not much of an actress.
I'd have to agree with the animators on turning points in CG by 007-11	Nov 12th, 2002 01:26:20 PM
Matrix revolutionized fighting in movies(for the worse in many ways), and Phantom Menace didn't really move anything forward. Say what you will about Jurassic Park, but I can't remember any other movie where the entire audience was gasping and chattering like they were when that first brachiosaur came into view. I don't have any problems with Doc Ock being the villain, i'd just like to know who the hell is playing him. All this business about a Spider cycle sounds a bit much, Spiderman shouldn't be cruising around on a hog. And why Chicago? Hmmm
it never ends by brother_seamus	Nov 12th, 2002 01:30:16 PM
You got me, 10 years old or not, I can still be completely defused by a nice rack. It's a weakness, not unlike forcing myself to wade through the rivers of reactionary bullshit that flows from the mouths of like 70% of the haters on these TBs. And no, Spider-Man was not a crappy movie. And no Kirsten Dunst is not just a set of boobs either, she is a decent actress that has acquitted herself time and time again with well played roles in Dick, The Virgin Suicides, and The Cat's Meow to name a few. And, to be perfectly honest, I'd rather ogle 2 seconds of fine flesh than spend hours debating spider-cycles here. So,basically, screw you guys, I'm gonna go look at some tits. Isn't that what the internet is here for anyway?
Roy Oribson confirmed as Doc Ock!!!!!! by Derek Blizzard	Nov 12th, 2002 01:31:30 PM
Well if he aint he should be
Defending Kirstens honor by SLEAZY DINOSAUR	Nov 12th, 2002 01:43:49 PM
What are you guys talking about, Kirsten Dunst is hot. I always find it strange when I see somebody refer to a beautiful actress as "ugly", I mean, everybody has there own thing that trips their trigger, but how could someone look as Kirsten and have the word "ugly" come to mind? I could see if they had cast Linda Tripp as Mary Jane (now that woman is the definition of ugly), but Kirsten, come on, you guys know better than that.
Dumpster by Glass	Nov 12th, 2002 01:52:45 PM
Honestly, I don't think she's in the least bit attractive. Or talented. Everyone says she's so great b/c she was decent in Interview with a Vampire. It's the Haley Joel Osmente syndrome, though who knows if Haley Joel will continue to develop his skill instead of believing everyone when they say he's a genius and couldn't possibly learn more about his craft. Personally, I think Cat's Meow is the most annoying movie of the past 6 months. I hate all the women in it, including Dunst. She's terrible! The more I think about it the more conviction I have. Dick was only good b/c of Michelle Williams, and Virgin Suicides could have been decent if I had been able to get over the idea that I was sound asleep and trying to wake up the throughout the whole thing due to terrible direction. Everything that comes out of her yellow-toothed mouth is phony and insincere, she's got a TERRIBLE speaking voice, and she looks like she smells.
Drink Orders by OK Then	Nov 12th, 2002 01:59:44 PM
One of the funnier talkbacks I've seen in a while. MCMojo, you nailed it, and Go Dr. X, that is friggin' hysterical. I'd buy you a drink, too, if you tell me what you want, what you really, really, want.
I think the sequel should be called Eight Legged Freaks with Hul by Chaffro	Nov 12th, 2002 02:00:42 PM
"You take his arms, I'll take his legs, brother."
Everything's hot BUTTERFACE. by Glass	Nov 12th, 2002 02:12:11 PM

Glass is half full by SLEAZY DINOSAUR	Nov 12th, 2002 02:20:31 PM
Ok Glass, you don't find Kirsten attractive, I can understand that your tastes may differ from most peoples, but still, to call her ugly seems ridiculous. But you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is (just kidding). Since were on the subject, who would you have picked for the part of Mary Jane? Personally, if it hadn't been Kirsten, and I think she was perfect for it, I think Mena Suvari would have been good. It would be interesting to hear your opinion on the matter.
Mary Jane by Glass	Nov 12th, 2002 02:38:18 PM
If you're asking who I think would have played the part better: Allison Lohmann or Selma Blair. If you're asking whose tits I'd rather have seen: Harry Knowles.
Two spiders with one stone... by Zarles	Nov 12th, 2002 02:42:57 PM
First off, Kirsten's gorgeous. Second, Toy Biz toys do NOT break immediately. I've got Kirsten's figure, and damn, if it ain't the hottest freakin' action figure I've ever seen. She's even got little red panties on under her dress... Oops, did I say that out loud?
Well Glass, that explains a lot by SLEAZY DINOSAUR	Nov 12th, 2002 02:45:19 PM
Of course Harry has red hair, so he wouldn't have had to dye it. Man, that kissing scene in the rain takes on a whole new aspect. Damn you Glass, now I'll never get that image out of my head.
Here's a picture of your girl by Glass	Nov 12th, 2002 02:48:58 PM
This picture of Kirsten should chase away the bad dreams, Sleazy: http://www.attadog.com/hitinth enuts/ugly/8.html
Your interest was "piqued", not "peaked"... by empyreal0	Nov 12th, 2002 02:50:38 PM
...for the grammatically challenged.
UGH! @ Mena Suvari by Spelunker Gregg	Nov 12th, 2002 03:00:41 PM
Oh god! Now there's a hack! I think she utterly, without a doubt, flat-out, balls-to-the-motherfucking-wal ls unattractive. Read: UGLY! Thora Birch was 10 times hotter than her in AMERICAN BEAUTY! But anyhoo...yeah...I didn't really see Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane. Yeah...she was good lookin'...but...just not her. I would have stuck with Alicia Witt, m'self. MHO at anyrate. Peace.
Suvari by Glass	Nov 12th, 2002 03:08:37 PM
Birch was definitely hotter than Suvari in American Beauty. American Beauty. More like American Retard. That's what Mena Suvari looks like, a Down-Syndrome suffering numb-nut hack. If you guys saw Storytelling, Selma Blair actually looks hot for once, and her hair is pink. So with red hair, she may actually pass. Anythings better than snaggle-tooth I mean Kirsten Dunst.
Kirsten and the Spider-Cycle by Uncle_Les	Nov 12th, 2002 03:20:57 PM
The idea of the Spider-Cycle sounds so crappy, I'll deem it unthinkable for Sam the Man to even consider at this point. Well, at least I hope so. Bruce Campbell would be a cool lizard, but I don't expect it to happen. Would be too fanboyish, people want big names. Kirsten Dunst is beautiful, but she's no Natalie Portman. TB: suck a dick. Peace Out.
drinks, mary jane, sex sex sex by MeatCleaverMojo	Nov 12th, 2002 03:45:07 PM
well, since you guys are buying me drinks now, i'll take a case of miller lite. oh...and according to some fuckhead on the matt damon talkback i need more sex, so you can send all of your sister's hot friends with the beer and i'll make my own version of "enter the dragon". i thought kirsten did a fine job as mary jane, she had the character locked down, but that's just my opinion. i will have to agree that i think mina suvari is just plain dog nasty, alicia witt? interesting...that may just work, maybe when raimi is done with the franchise, kirsten leaves and everything starts to go all "batman and robin" alicia can take over the role and at least give us something to look at. all of you guys bitching about the cgi, hop on your pc's and show us something better. you've got the gonads to bitch about so obviously you're all animation gurus and can do better. fuck, it's a guy with radioactive spider powers swinging through new york, is it supposed to look "real"? my guess is that it would probably look a bit unreal, no? so here's my solution, to keep all the angry fanboys happy NEVER MAKE ANOTHER LIVE ACTION COMIC BOOK MOVIE. just make em all animated, sound good to you guys? no?? why not??? oh...you wouldn't have anything to get your pretty silk panties in a bunch over, i see. i'd like to slap you fuckers on a piece of bread and make a peanut butter and bitch sandwich out of you. cock chuggers.
they got to get Oprah by Master T-MACK	Nov 12th, 2002 05:17:32 PM
How cool would that be? Anyway, The Matrix AND Phantom Menace were a step forward. What's that guy talkin about? Jurassic Park was almost a decade ago when there was no major effects. My God, enen fucking Stuart Little was an advancement.
Roger Ebert by GypsyTRobot	Nov 12th, 2002 06:10:54 PM
as Doc Ock. Imagine him waving his tentacles as he shrieks out the classic line, "This is my happening and it freaks me out!" Well, it would be funnier than casting whatever random actor they can get a hold of - say, Gary Oldman, Gary Sinese, Gary Busey, Jake Busey, Jake Gyllenhaal, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Maggie Smith, Will Smith, Will Farrell . . . OK you get the picture. Long aside: Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal would make the ass-kickinest evil duo, dontcha think? For any movie, anywhere. 53rd Superman script revision, Blade 3, Merchant Ivory production of a Jane Austen novel, whatever. The patented Gyllenhaal stare defeats all!
It sure was by MyNameDoesn'tFit	Nov 12th, 2002 06:21:12 PM
The original Jurassic Park's special effects are STILL amazing--certainly more convincing than Obi-Wan's CGI diner friend in AOTC. Or the cave troll in LOTR. (Yeah, I know I'll hear it for that last part.)
How can Peter Parker afford a special motorcycle? by manwiththedogs	Nov 12th, 2002 06:52:32 PM
the same reason Lois Lane could afford that great apartment in Superman...it's only a movie.
one more thing... by manwiththedogs	Nov 12th, 2002 06:59:13 PM
Kirsten was a decent MJ, but if they get around to having Gwen in the films, who should play her?
A bunch of second rate effects guys talking about movies with be by Darth Siskel III	Nov 12th, 2002 07:07:02 PM
They should really hush up about effects. Spidey looked fake, Goblin looked fake, and half the shit they're doing in Spiderman was pioneered on Phantom Menace.
Spider Cycle?! Burn hollywood burn! by cyx	Nov 12th, 2002 07:14:09 PM
Why is it that a director or writer thinks just because they have "Creative Rights" That they can just go ahead and rewrite history, stories, and CLASSIC comics as they see fit, the Spider cycle would be nothing more than a crappy toy tie in, why not have Spidey swing into Mcdonalds grab a McSpidey burger while wearing his new spideyNikes. LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE. Spiderman is a badass because he is a mutant, he doesnt need some crappy vehicle to cruise in. You will aliente your fan base, and ruin the beginning of what could be a wonderful series, IF TAKEN SERIUOSLY. (unlike my spelling) Leave it to Hollywood to PHUCK IT ALL UP. Cyx out See ya on the battlefields of 42.
Spider Bike by DeezNuts81	Nov 12th, 2002 08:06:07 PM
You people are jumping to conclusions. Nowhere in that report did it say that spider-man or Peter Parker were driving that bike. It just said that it's in it. Some fan in the movie probably made it or whatever, use your imagination. I seriously doubt Spiderman/Peter Parker will be driving the bike around.
Britney by SLEAZY DINOSAUR	Nov 13th, 2002 12:07:58 AM
Ok, you don't like Mena Suvari either, what about Britney Murphy, if you say she's ugly then I'm going to start thinking you were'nt joking about wanting to see Harrys tits. This reminds me of a conversation I had with a coworker one time, he claimed that he found Velma better looking than Daphne, and he was talking about the cartoon Velma, not the movie one.
Dunst by FrankCobretti	Nov 13th, 2002 12:53:57 AM
I liked so many things about Spider-Man, but one of the things I liked the most was that they didn't cast a supermodel in the role of the romantic lead. I remember commenting to my companion: "Wasn't it great that the love interest was an average-looking girl from a screwed up family?" Let's face it: Tobery Maguire is no, uh, FrankCobretti, so it wouldn't make sense to unite him with young Ingrid Bergman's clone. Or young Barbara Stanwick's clone. Mmmm. Must go watch Ball of Fire ... Again ...
Harry in the MJ Role by jsm1978	Nov 13th, 2002 01:04:43 AM
Don't know if any of you live in the Austin, TX area, but for those of us unlucky enough to, the Austin American Statesman actually ran a thing around the time the movie came out that had a pic of Harry about to plant a fat one on Spidey. And as for Gwen... to bring her in now would be a tragedy on par with adding a spider bike.
Beer and women... by Spelunker Gregg	Nov 13th, 2002 01:17:43 AM
...both of which I happne to enjoy. Meatclever...rest assured all of my younger sister's friends are on their way to your place with a case of Miller Lite. Now, Glass. Glad to meet someone who agrees with Mena Suvari looking like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Maybe I should buy you a beer. Actually...I'll buy us all beers because maybe Mena will all look better afterwards and we'll resind this talkback.
Nope... by Spelunker Gregg	Nov 13th, 2002 01:18:45 AM
...there's not enough alcohol in existence for that to happen. Can't wait for The Hulk. Such a huge fan...
Oh yeah... by Spelunker Gregg	Nov 13th, 2002 01:23:14 AM
...Make that TWO cases of Miller Lite. He agreed with Alicia Witt being hot. Brittany Murphy? She's hot, no doubt. She's got some nice DSL's too. Much easier on the eyes than Angelina "I make out with my own brother and forty year old hicks" Jolie. But now that I've said that, I guess I wouldn't kick her ass out of bed for eating crackers...
MeatCleaverMojo=funny. Glass=not funny. by Three Quarks	Nov 13th, 2002 01:39:25 AM
Glass, if Kirsten Dunst walked up to you and said "Hi," you'd swollow your tongue, fart, have a seizure, and faint. No woman is good enough for you because every cock is. Oh, and Cowboy Curtis as Doc Ock, please.
Blank tapes by SLEAZY DINOSAUR	Nov 13th, 2002 02:03:55 AM
Yeah, that Meatcleaver guy has a point, but some of these folks won't watch just any blank tape. None from Blockbuster or Walmart, that would be to commercial, they go to locally owned stores. And the most cynical of the bunch keep a beta max on hand to watch their old blank tapes. That would be quite a Friday night party, all these guys (and it would be all guys) sitting around an apartment watching their collection of blank tapes, and then sitting in a circle and reading aloud from their worn out copies of LOTR, the biggest exitement being when they argue over who gets to be Frodo this time.
no amount of beer by MeatCleaverMojo	Nov 13th, 2002 04:33:19 AM
could make mina suvari good looking. britney murphy...very hot. kinda fruit loopy though. she plays a really good nutjob. she cracked me up in freeway. found a gram of tar in her cooch, she says...kills me every time. ok, so looking down the road a bit, could a spider-man movie with the sinsiter six work? you'd have to cast alot of unknowns or you're just gonna get a mugfest like batman and robin. how about a crossover type movie, spider-man and daredevil? good lord the talkbacks on that one, huh? geek assholes would be spouting flames out their dick holes. people would be eating babies and shit they'd be so mad...and you know what happens when talkbackers get mad...that's right harry would be getting all kinds of shit. how many times would you read the words "fat" and "sellout"? it would be mass hysteria. i'd have a field day, though. so many "fucks" and so little time. anyway i was just bored, sitting here waiting on my beer and hot chicks. but you guys are alright, i don't hate all of you now...just most of you. crack comandos.
commandos, even by MeatCleaverMojo	Nov 13th, 2002 04:35:20 AM

Bob Hoskins or Joe Pesci as Doc Ock please!!!!! by Monkey_King	Nov 13th, 2002 06:37:25 AM
Perfect casting methinks.
Towlie ... by FrankCobretti	Nov 13th, 2002 07:33:11 AM
Cobra is the apex of bad '80s muscleman action pics! Everything that was wrong with action that genre at that time can be found in that movie. So, er, thanks for getting it. And can we please have a talkback in which we all sing the praises of young Barbara Stanwyck? Or old Barbara Stanwyck, for that matter. If that's what the AARP demographic is all about, bring on my walker!
reply to Dag1918 by First	Nov 13th, 2002 08:46:01 AM
... because it would be fattening, of course.
cobra by SLEAZY DINOSAUR	Nov 13th, 2002 02:03:41 PM
Man, I haven't thought of that movie in a long time, I think because I've done my best to forget it. One part that stands out as super ridiculous was when Stallone was in the back of a truck being chased by a motorcycle gang, and Stallone was mowing them down with an uzi, and for some reason, they kept chasing him.
Y'know... by Spelunker Gregg	Nov 13th, 2002 03:34:39 PM
...back in 1993, when comic book magazines were the reage, I remember this lame Wizard knock-off called Hero Illustrated. Anyhoo...they ran an article about a Spider-Man flick getting primed and shit by James Cameron. The most rediculous casting call they announced as being "in the can" was Jack Nicholson as Norman Osborn & Arnold Schwartzenneger as Dr. Octopus. But y'know...Arnie as Doc Ock wouldn't be THAT bad. Well...yeah it would. But damn! I actually liked the German Accent they gave him. I'm speaking of the 94 cartoon, BTW. I remember his last appearance in the 80's was in the old Hulk Cartoon. Something about him using Radiation out in New Mexico and the waves were drifting over to the Gamma Base and causing Banner to Hulk-out randomly. God those were the days. But yeah...I'd cast Sam Neill still. He'd be the man.
The truth by KurosawaSoze	Nov 13th, 2002 03:42:57 PM
Okay, first, regarding Lucas... He might have been able to write and direct years ago when the original Star Wars trilogy came out. Hell, American Grafiti was pretty good also. But these days... He should get some other talented writer to take on the script, and a new director to handle the actors (It takes a real lack of talent to make Liam Neeson suck on screen). He can handle all of the technical aspects, sfx, digital shit, etc.. Just let someone else handle the story aspects of the film.
re Glass: What the hell's wrong with you?? by Cherub Rock	Nov 14th, 2002 08:47:39 AM
Kirsten Dunst is so unbelievably attractive. And the red hair suits her so well, she looks better in Spiderman than anything else...
and please, stop with the Hulk Hogan jokes by Cherub Rock	Nov 14th, 2002 08:51:22 AM

Cherub Rock by Glass	Nov 14th, 2002 11:21:11 AM
I could ask the same question of you. I guess I'd find Dunst attractive if I found my retarded, toothless sister attractive. But I don't, so I guess I'm shit out of luck.
Gee Harry, Could It Be That A Script Has Been Written And You Ju by ILoveEwksAndJJar	Nov 14th, 2002 07:01:48 PM
Probably to avoid a Superman fiasco. hehe.

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