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Thursday, July 2, 2009

STARSHIP TROOPERS’
Neil Patrick Harris
Will Host THE EMMYS!!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Hurry!! $16.99 SNL!!
Cheaper Than Used!!
HercVault Extra!!

PARKER LEWIS!! IMPORTANT!! EASTBOUND!! GIRL!! HOMICIDE!! TRANSFORMERS!! RESCUE ME!! HercVault!!

ENTOURAGE!! BIG BROTHER!! HOUSEWIVES!! WAREHOUSE 13!! SEXY!! INK!! VERMINATORS!! July Premiere Dates!!

ABC To Squeeze One
More Hour Out Of LOST!!

ABC To Air Astronaut
Drama DEFYING GRAVITY!!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

ANGEL’s Tim Minear Prepares Potential New 20-Years-Later ALIEN NATION Series For SyFy!!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Turgid Or Flaccid?? Herc Sizes Up HBO Penis Sitcom HUNG!!

Friday, June 26, 2009

The Critics Rave As Ronald D. Moore’s VIRTUALITY Pilot Hits Tonight’s Friday Death Slot!!

Details Emerge As ER Veterans Wyle And Spielberg Reunite For TNT’s Alien-Invasion Pilot!!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

V!! FRINGE!! EASTWICK!! CHUCK!! VAMPIRE DIARIES!! SMALLVILLE!! Warner Bros. TV Announces Comic-Con Line-Up!!

Learn When SNL, THE OFFICE, SNL THURSDAYS, 30 ROCK, HEROES And Jay Leno Return!! NBC’s Autumn Premiere Dates!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Learn When SURVIVOR, THE AMAZING RACE, MEDIUM And THE MENTALIST Return!! CBS' Autumn Premiere Dates!!

AMC Greenlights Its Third Ongoing Series: RUBICON!!

X-MEN!! WISEGUY!! 30 ROCK!! PARKS!! MONSTER!! GIGANTOR!! TWILGHT ZONE!! Chuck Jones!! HercVault!!

THE REAL WORLD
CANCUN Act One!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Herc’s Not Charitable Toward NBC’s THE PHILANTHROPIST!!

On SMALLVILLE, Zod
Will Be Played By …

‘It Wasn’t Just The Winning!! It Was The Constant Winning!!’ Herc Laughs At Tonight’s First New BETTER OFF TED Of June!!

Monday, June 22, 2009

AICN EXCLUSIVE!!
Bryan Fuller Has
Again Left HEROES!!

‘God Created Japs Too, Right??’ Behold The Quicktime Promo For HBO’s 2010 Hanks/Spielberg Miniseries THE PACIFIC!!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Hercules Appraises The
Depth of ABC’s IMPACT!!

Hercules Gets Medieval
With NBC’s MERLIN!!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

'You're Like A
Living Pep Boys Logo!!'
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Vs. The Pungent Hippies In Manchester, Tennessee!!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Learn Who Plays DC Comics’ Kryptonite-Fueled Cyborg Menace METALLO On Season Nine of SMALLVILLE!!

Hercules Has Seen ABC’s
Sci-Fi Pilot FLASHFORWARD!!

Learn The Fall Premiere Dates For The CW’s VAMPIRE DIARIES, GOSSIP GIRL, MELROSE PLACE, 90210, SUPERNATURAL And SMALLVILLE!!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

$25 LOST!! EVERWOOD!! TRANSFORMERS!! CONNOR!! UNIT!! SUNNY!! NITRO!! STRANGELOVE?? HercVault!!

Behold Twelve Sci-Fi Minutes Of Ronald D. Moore’s New Fox Spaceship Pilot VIRTUALITY!!

Hercules Takes The Pulse Of
TNT's New Jada Pinkett Smith
Nursing Series HAWTHORNE!!

The CW Footage From
VAMPIRE DIARIES And
The New MELROSE PLACE!!

Monday, June 15, 2009

UPDATE With Clip: Top 10 Things Overheard At 'Fire David Letterman' Rally!! Village Voice: 'Anti-Letterman Rally Draws Dozens'!!

Learn When DOLLHOUSE, FRINGE, HOUSE, BONES, GLEE & Fox's Other One-Word Series Return!! Fall Premiere Dates!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Herc’s Seen Anna Paquin Get Highly Naked In Sunday's First TRUE BLOOD Since November!!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

A Clip From Jane Espenson’s Cylon-Centric BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Movie THE PLAN!!

A Reminder That KINGS
Returns To NBC Saturday!!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Herc’s Seen Saturday’s Last PUSHING DAISIES Ever!!

Tonight?? Old
TV Switches
Off Forever!!

CAPRICA!! DOLLHOUSE!! FRINGE!! LOST!! THE PRISONER!! TRUE BLOOD!! V!! The Trib’s Mo Ryan Has A List Of 23 Comic-Con TV Panels!!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

NYTimes: LETTERMAN To Stick With CBS At Least Till 2012!!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

SIMPSONS!! SEINFELD!! SHIELD!! KINGS!! FU!! REAPER!! MENTALIST!! SMALLVILLE!! HercVault!!

Premiere Dates Announced For FLASH FORWARD, SHARK TANK, CASTLE, SUPERNANNY And The Rest of ABC’s Autumn Shows!!

It’s Official!!
26 New Episodes Of FUTURAMA To Hit Comedy Central In 2010!!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Learn Which GALACTICA Icon Just Joined Jack Bauer At CTU!!

Herc’s Seen Showtime’s First New WEEDS Since September!!

Herc Monitors The Vitals On
Showtime’s NURSE JACKIE!!

Comedy Central Orders 13
More Episodes Of FUTURAMA??

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Herc’s Seen Saturday’s
Fred Williamson-Enhanced
Penultimate PUSHING DAISIES!!

Friday, June 5, 2009

New Promo Hints At Former Castaway’s Return To ABC!!

Eminem: I Welcomed
Bruno’s Kugel-Sack!!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

An Update On What’s Doing
With Season Four Of HEROES!!

Hercules Diagnoses
USA’s ROYAL PAINS!!

Herc Says No Viewer
Need Eavesdrop On
NBC’s THE LISTENER!!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Ron Moore’s Pilot For Spaceship Series VIRTUALITY Rocketing To Fox’s Friday Death Slot!!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

WEEDS!! OFFICE!! STAR WARS!! MAD MEN!! BANG!! FRINGE!! HEROES!! HUNGER!! HIGHLANDER!! HercVault!!

Head Still Hot To Revive The
TV Buffiverse With RIPPER!!

Monday, June 1, 2009

David Letterman’s First Jokes
Of The CONAN O’BRIEN Era!!

Will Ferrell!! Andy Richter!!
Pearl Jam!! NBC-TV
Launches This Evening
THE TONIGHT SHOW
WITH CONAN O’BRIEN!!

Jesus Tonight Rewards Stephen Baldwin’s Faith With Another Humiliating Reality Show!!

WEEDS!! D-LIST!! TRUE BLOOD!! BURN!! KINGS!! TED!! MERLIN!! REAL WORLD!! SUPERSTARS!! BULLSHIT!! June Premieres!!

Octomom Finally Signs
To Star In Reality Series!!

Sunday, May 31, 2009

‘Which One??’ Herc Is Tweaking Out Over Sunday’s Big Season Finale Of BREAKING BAD!!

Ferrell!! Triumph!! Bruno!! Mega Fox!! SNL Digital King Andy Samberg Hosts Sunday Night’s 2009 MTV MOVIE AWARDS!!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

‘Snook!!’ Herc’s Seen Saturday's All-New PUSHING DAISIES!!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Jay Leno On Friday Hosts
His Final TONIGHT SHOW!!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Learn Which SCOOBY Star Plays The Newest CTU Agent On 24!!

Holy Crap! Dexter Vs. John Lithgow!

Herc Says Mike Judge’s THE GOODE FAMILY Is Good Enough!!

No Couch For Richter?? A Report From A TONIGHT SHOW WITH CONAN O’BRIEN Test Show!!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

LAND OF THE LOST!! SPIDER-MAN!! SIMPSONS!! CHEERS!! 24!! DEXTER!! SEXY MONEY!! HercVault!!

As Doomed As Doomed Can Be,
I Must Say!! Fox’s New Stab At
A HOUSE Clone Only Makes
Hercules Completely MENTAL!!

Tuesday Brings The
Last REAPER Ever!!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Televisionary Uses ‘Ridiculous’ & ‘Insipid’ To Describe Midseason HAPPY TOWN, ABC’s Latest Attempt To Clone TWIN PEAKS!!

Another Review Of
ABC’s V Remake!!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

SMALLVILLE Fridays!! MELROSE & 90210 Together Again!! No 1980s GOSSIP Spinoff!! PRIVILEGED Revoked!! VAMPIRE Vs. SURVIVOR!! CW!!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

24!! GALACTICA!! STARGATE!! TRUE BLOOD!! LIFE!! HOUSE!! BATMAN!! PLASTIC MAN!! HercVault!!

‘Welcome To The New York Mothership!! My Name Is Lisa!!’ ABC’s Trailer For V Lands!!

Two Hours Of Tuesday NCIS!! CBS Grabs NBC’s MEDIUM!! MENTALIST Paired With CSI!! ELEVENTH, TRACE, WORST & THE UNIT Left Behind!!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN Duo Steven Spielberg & Robert Rodat Developing Alien Invasion Sci-Fi Drama For TNT!!

Clips Featuring FIREFLY’s Insanely Hot Morena Baccarin As Nazi-Lizard Alien Queen From ABC’s Sci-Fi Drama Remake V!!

EARL & MEDIUM Dumped!! HEROES & CHUCK To Share Slot!! LAW & ORDER & SOUTHLAND To Fridays!! Lotsa LENO!! NBC Schedule!!

FLASH FORWARD To Take On SURVIVOR & SMALLVILLE!! BETTY Kicked To Ugly Friday Timeslot!! ABC Schedule!!

Does Hercules
Contain GLEE??

Monday, May 18, 2009

Conan O’Brien’s First
TONIGHT SHOW Guest Is …

NBC’s MEDIUM
Moving To CBS??

DOLLHOUSE's Sitcom Lead-In!! FRINGE To Battle OFFICE, CSI, GREY’S!! FERESTEN Joins MADTV On Scrap Heap!! Fox Schedule!!

SARAH
CONNOR
Terminated!!

‘How Would Teri Feel About That, Jack??’ Monday's Two-Hour Seventh-Season 24 Finale!!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

NBC Gives CHUCK
A Third Season!!

More Poetry From Coach?? Sunday Brings CBS’ Three-Hour SURVIVOR TOCANTINS Finale!!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

‘My Urine Is Considered Currency!!’ Learn What Horrors Await Will Ferrell As Host Of SNL’s 34th Season Finale!!

ABC Renews BETTER OFF TED And CASTLE, Takes EASTWICK, Sci-Fi V Remake & Kevin Biegel's COUGAR TOWN To Series!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

ABC Orders Ninth Season Of SCRUBS And Closes New Deals With Returning Stars Braff, Chalke, Faison, McGinley, Flynn!!

Oscar Michael Foxtrot Golfclub!!
Fox Net Gives Joss Whedon's
DOLLHOUSE A Second Season!!!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

‘We Should Really Rehearse!!’ Watch Now Ten Percent Of Thursday’s 100th THE OFFICE!!

Are The Players About To Toss Their Coach Out Of The Game?? Penultimate SURVIVOR!!

SUPERNATURAL Finale!! Don’t Forget About That Hot Winchester Boys Thread In AICN’s The Zone!!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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