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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Learn Which MAD MEN Star Hosts SNL After The Amazing Swifty!! Hint: Not John Hamm!!

Friday, November 6, 2009

PARKS & COMMUNITY Hit New Highs!! MENTALIST Overtakes PRIVATE PRACTICE!! BONES Overtakes FLASHFORWARD!! FRINGE Hits Series Low!!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

J.J. Abrams May Direct
NBC’s Secret-Agent
Pilot UNDERCOVERS!!

SOUTH PARK Beats JAY LENO!!
World Series Best In Five Years!!
Big Number For Petite MODEL!!
Lotsa Season Lows!!

$12.99 JACK BAUER!!
$12.99 SIMPSONS!!
$10.45 STARGATE!!
Hurry!! Updated HercVault!!

Hercules Has Seen Tonight’s First FRINGE Since Oct. 15, And Harbors Suspicion It May Have Broken A Big Series Rule!!

Herc Laughs Plenty At Tonight’s Swanson-Centric PARKS AND RECREATION!! Plus?? See The Rest of The Koi Pond Footage!!

24 Vets Sarah Wynter And Reiko Aylesworth Join Campbell Scott And Martin Short For FX’s Third Big Season Of DAMAGES!!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

NUMB3RS’ Days
Are Numbered!!

2013!!
Emmerich Plotting
TV Sequel To 2012!!

V Conquers Tuesday!! JAY LENO Gets First Tuesday Uptick Ever!!

‘This Is Very Disturbing!!’
Marsters Among Colonists!!
Syfy's New CAPRICA Trailer!!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

‘What Did You Say??’
Wednesday Brings The
F Word To SOUTH PARK!!

A Report On The First Hour
Of AMC’s THE PRISONER!!

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Rivals Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin To Co-Host OSCAR Telecast!!

HBO’s CONCHORDS
May Never Fly Again!!

WORLD SERIES, DEXTER, MAD MEN Up!! LENO Hits Second 1.2!!

Updated!!
Jeff Bell Leaves V!! CHUCK's Rosenbaum New Showrunner!! Hercules Reviews The V Pilot!!

Monday, November 2, 2009

NYTimes: Comcast May Control NBC Universal By Next Week!!!!

Leno On NBC Affiliates: ‘They Seem To Be Hanging In There!!’

It’s Official!! SOUTHLAND
To Patrol At TNT Next Year!!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Learn Which Former Cast Member Turns Up Toward The End Of 24’s Eighth Season!!

SEX REHAB!! SUPER DAVE!! V!! THE PRISONER!! LOPEZ!! SYKES!! REAL HOUSEWIVES!! OPERATION REPO!!
November Premiere Dates!!

‘I Have What Is Rather Disappointing News!!’
Sunday Evening Brings The Almost-Last MAD MEN Of 2009!!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Updated!!
Death Watch For LENO And BETTY, Both At Series Lows!! SMALLVILLE Flat!! Friday HOUSE Rerun Outdraws DOLLHOUSE!!

Friday, October 30, 2009

DUNHAM & FLASHFORWARD Plummet!! COMMUNITY & VAMPIRE Up!! CSI, SUNNY And JAY LENO Hit New Lows!! MENTALIST Ties PRACTICE!!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

JAY LENO Beaten By Bravo’s
TOP CHEF And A Repeat Of
CSI: NY!! Baseball Big!! Ratings!!

Hercules Tackles FX’s
New Sitcom THE LEAGUE!!

Learn What’s Ahead For NBC’s THE OFFICE!! Plus A Plug For Tonight’s Dark Knight-Infused Halloween COMMUNITY!!

More Weekly Vampire On
The Way!! Syfy Orders 13
Americanized Episodes Of
The BBC’s BEING HUMAN!!

ABC Relaunching
SCRUBS Dec. 1!!
BETTER OFF TED Dec. 8!!

NBC Cancels TRAUMA
& Orders More CHUCK!!

LOSER Tuesday’s Biggest!!
But No Traction For LENO
Against GOOD WIFE Repeat!!

‘I Don’t Work For The Government Anymore!!’
24 Season Eight Promo!!
Plus New FRINGE Promo!!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

GALACTICA: THE PLAN!!
THE PRISONER!! THE PYTHON!! AEON FLUX Blu!! DARKSIDE!! HercVault!!

Hercules Has Seen Wednesday’s First New FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS Since January!!

‘Oh No!! It’s The Japanese!!’ Wednesday’s SOUTH PARK!!

EW Has New Characters (And Storylines) For TRUE BLOOD!!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

CSI MIAMI Repeat Pushes
JAY LENO To Series Low!!
FIREFLY-Infused CASTLE
Surges!! Monday Ratings!!

Monday, October 26, 2009

UPDATED!!! CONTEST CLOSED!!! Capone has 10 copies of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: THE PLAN to give away. Any takers?!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

‘It’s Unfair But It’s Over!!’ Sunday Brings One Of 2009’s Final Three MAD MEN!!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Ugliest BETTY!! DOLL Downer!! MONK Beats JAY LENO SHOW!!

The First Eight Minutes of ABC’s Extraterrestrial Lizard-Nazi Remake V Are Online Now!!

Friday, October 23, 2009

HBO Signs Up For Third
Round Of IN TREATMENT!!

Updated!!
SURVIVOR Hits Season High!! GREY’S, OFFICE, PARKS Up!! LENO Matches Thursday Low, Losing To MENTALIST Repeat!!

There’s A Storm Coming!!
Herc Says DOLLHOUSE Starts
Getting Really Good Tonight!!

Herc Has Seen USA’s Well-Laundered WHITE COLLAR!!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Elston Gunn Interviews
The Producers of MTV's
MY SUPER PSYCHO SWEET 16!!

MINDS Increases Lead!!
SVU Shows Signs of Life!!
Most Everything Else Down!!
LENO Hits Wednesday Low!!

Hercules Says Comedy Central’s THE JEFF DUNHAM SHOW Is A Good Series For Me To Poop On!!

Herc’s Seen Tonight’s Brutal, Crazy, Genuinely Scary Installment Of SURVIVOR!!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

$14.99 SEINFELD!! SHANDLING’S!! FAWLTY!! HOMICIDE!! PALE FORCE!! BLACK ADDER!! BURN!! HercVault!!

Ausiello: DOLLHOUSE To Skip November Sweeps, Double-Up To Movie-Length In December!!

ANARCHY Crushes LENO!!
MELROSE No Place To Be!!
Tuesday Ratings!!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

‘Bastardos!!’ WTF!!
SOUTH PARK Smackdown!!

EXCLUSIVE!!
FLASHFORWARD Ditches Showrunner Marc Guggenheim!!

BIG BANG Schools HOUSE, Becomes Broadcast’s Biggest 18-49 Scripted Show!! LENO Hits Monday Low!! Ratings!!

And That Plan Includes Really Flat Abdominals!! Cylons Grace Park And Tricia Helfer Cavort Near-Nakedly In And On Maxim!!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Joss Whedon Explains
Why He’s Directing A GLEE!!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

That Rapscallion DEXTER Is Up To More Mischief, And Capone Calls 4.4 A Game-Changer!!

Hercules Bestows Five Stars Upon IFC’s MONTY PYTHON: ALMOST THE TRUTH!! Ni!!

UPDATED!!
Hercules Has Seen Next Week’s Hilarious, Extra-Gay And Samson-Free Second Episode Of THE VENTURE BROS.!!

‘I Can’t Do It!! I Won’t!!’
Sunday Brings One Of The
Year's Final Four MAD MEN!!

When Jerry Seinfeld And Marty Funkhauser Collide!! Learn How Ends The Seventh Season Of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Ugly!!! BETTY Down 58%!!
JAY LENO SHOW Hits 1.2!!

'Safe And Sound, Living
In A Box In His Attic!'
Budweiser Taking Over The
Gerard Butler SNL Tonight??

Friday, October 16, 2009

GREY’S Hits New Low!! OFFICE Clobbers CSI!! 30 ROCK Down!! FLASHFORWARD Quits Plummet! Sci-Fi Shows Up Slightly!!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

'Richard Always Involves The Heene Boys In His Experiments!!' Balloon Boy And Family Were On WIFE SWAP’s 100th Episode!!

Oddsmakers Pick Lying Oilman Russell To Win SURVIVOR 19!!

MINDS & MODERN Tied For Top!! EASTWICK Slips Below LENO!! THE MIDDLE Bottoms!! HANK Hurting!! Wednesday Ratings!!

Herc’s Seen Tonight’s Armisen-Enhanced PARKS AND REC And The Season Debut Of 30 ROCK!! Plus OFFICE Wedding Outtakes!!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

BluGALACTICA!! FUTURAMA!! PARKER LEWIS!! TED!! GLEE!! RESOLUTE!! MAKING SENSE!! HercVault!!

Fresh MONTY PYTHON
Wednesday & Thursday!!

HELL’s Hot!! Rookies NCISLA, WIFE, LENO & MELROSE All Hit Series Lows!! Tuesday Ratings!!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

‘Stay Calm, Butters!!’
SOUTH PARK 13.9!!

GILMORE GIRLS Mastermind
Shaping New HBO Hourlong!!

Evocative New DirecTV Promo For FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!!

Footage Of LETTERMAN's
Big Tuesday-Night Surprise!!

BANG & HEROES Up!!
HOUSE & DANCING Down!!
Monday Ratings!!

Monday, October 12, 2009

Fox Exec: All 13 Season-Two DOLLHOUSEs Ordered Will Air!!

Fox Cartoons, ABC Dramedies And NBC Football All Hit Season Lows!! 60 MINUTES & AMAZING RACE Climb!! Sunday Ratings!!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

‘I Think You Know This Is
The Way This Has To Be!!’
Sunday Brings MAD MEN 3.9!!

Learn What’s Ahead For HBO’s Seinfeld-Infused Season Of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

'A Song Boasting You
Are Not Afraid Of Them!'
Drew Barrymore Joins The
Six-Timers Club!! SNL 35.3!!

DOLLHOUSE Rises To 3rd Place!!
SMALLVILLE Earthbound!!
ORDER Rebounds!!
LENO Pulls 1.4!!
Friday Ratings!

Friday, October 9, 2009

RECREATION Up!! OFFICE Way Up!! FRINGE & SUPERNATURAL Down!! FLASHFORWARD & ABC Way Down!! Thursday Ratings!!

Fresh CHUCK Back On
NBC In A Few Weeks??

‘Do We Really Want To Wake This Guy Up??’ That Eyepatch Guy From GALACTICA Is Back To Order Helo Around On DOLLHOUSE 2.3!!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Watch America Bomb The Moon
Friday 7:30am ET/4:30am PT!!

BURN NOTICE Creator Matt Nix Teams With WEST WING’s Bradley Whitford For New Fox Cop Series JACK AND DAN!!

NBC Cancels
SOUTHLAND!!

STAR TREK Writers Kurtzman & Orci Book New HAWAII FIVE-0 Pilot For CBS!! Be There!! Aloha!!

‘Augghh!! Auugghh!! Auugghh!! I
Need To Speak To Nina Sharp!!’
Leonard Nimoy Returns
Thursday to FRINGE!!

‘It Is Really Special!!’ Thursday Brings The Big Hour Wedding Episode of NBC's THE OFFICE!!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

McBEAL!! MARY!! MEDIUM!! ASTRO BOY!! RED DWARF!! STARGATE ATLANTIS! WEEDS!! SEINFELD!! HercVault!!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

'Up To A Quarter Cup
Of Underwear Blood!!'
Wednesday Brings The First
New SOUTH PARK Since April!!

UPDATE!! New York Times: LETTERMAN Garnered More Viewers Monday Than LENO Or Any NBC Show In Primetime!!

Behold The New
DOCTOR WHO Logo!!

Monday, October 5, 2009

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