Aye Folks.... Harry ere. Ol Willy ere had this bit of Scottish whispers to share with ye. It's almost enough to start me screeching: "Ah, Tam! Ah, Tam! thou'll get thy fairin!
In hell they'll roast thee like a herrin!

Harry,

I'm not sure if the following will be of interest or not but I thought I'd pass the information on anyway. Given the current hullabaloo about Sleepy Hollow, I have news of a possible future project for Johnny Depp. There have been rumours in the Scottish press recently that the actor might be playing Robert Burns, in an upcoming film about the 18th century Scottish poet's life. Burns was a fascinating character - political radical, sex god and poetic genius - and will be a great subject for a biopic. The film would chart the farmer-poet's rapid rise to popularity and his romance with Lady Agnes McLehose, who he immortalised in a number of poems. A few months ago, Robert Carlyle and Emma Thomson were mentioned as possible stars of this film but there's no word if Thomson is still attached, or any news of a director yet. The film is said to have a budget in the region of 20 million pounds (US $33 million) and shoot at locations across Scotland.

Slainte,

William Wallace