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A film called ROMP!!!

Well folks, Harry here and man this sounds like one sick and twisted trip down the demented road of life. Personally I'm a bit of a fan of this type of sick storytelling. To me it illustrates a world I'm so far away from, but am morbidly curious about. Personally I'd like to see this one get made. How about you folks?

Harry, Marquis de Sade here with a bit of news for ya. I've been hearing little bits of buzz here and there about a script called ROMP that apparently is floating around the wonderful world of studios and... Well, I figured it's the sort of sick shit you might just turn a curious ear to hearing about.

"Romp"

The basic premise of the story is about two life long best friends who have not had it easy. As a result of their traumatic childhood, these two men are fucked in the head. Their ailments are too many to count. However, somehow they fell through the cracks.

They are petty thieves. Drug addicts. They collect unemployment as well as welfare. They live together with one of the men's sister who is mentally retarded. They use her as their sex slave.

Like I said, they're fucked in the head.

Then, things get worse. After 8 months, they finally realize that the retarded sister is pregnant. They have no idea what to do. Take her to abortion clinic? She's eight months pregnant not to mention the fact she's mentally retarded! It's not an option.

Enter their friend. He too is a drug addict. The difference? He went to medical school. Or so they think. In reality, he once had a roommate who went to medical school and he "liked to look at his books." Unfortunately, they don't find out until too late. With a bottle of gin and a broken clothes hanger, he does the deed...but somehow ends up killing her.

I don't wanna give away the whole movie but to sum up the rest, hilarity ensues!

Yes, this film is a dark comedy. That, along with the elements of rape, incest, and drug use are why the majors won't touch it.

So I was just wondering if this is the sort of nervy projects that you and your readers are interested in hearing about. The films too dark for the studios to dare produce. I like the premise, but then I'm a sick fucko. How about you, do you like it Har?

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If they really make this into a movie, they are fucked in the he
by Ellington
Aug 23rd, 1999
01:30:58 AM
Sounds Interesting
by Chasuk
Aug 23rd, 1999
01:34:03 AM
Yeah right...
by StuEdwards
Aug 23rd, 1999
03:11:52 AM
Ummm.... no.
by Fawst
Aug 23rd, 1999
06:18:17 AM
hmmm. . .
by MadBoy
Aug 23rd, 1999
07:24:22 AM
What's next?
by Mean Ween
Aug 23rd, 1999
08:13:01 AM
Hilarity ensues?
by MrFunnyShoes
Aug 23rd, 1999
08:59:07 AM
Come on
by marsyas
Aug 23rd, 1999
10:28:03 AM
Romp
by Cineman
Aug 23rd, 1999
11:34:39 AM
I ain't seein it.
by Giga-Nerd
Aug 23rd, 1999
11:35:27 AM
Anal-ass-raping-musical-nuns
by NuSchool
Aug 23rd, 1999
12:31:49 PM
Romp "scoop" sounds bogus
by kkrankk
Aug 23rd, 1999
12:46:42 PM
Um...
by Serdar Yegulalp
Aug 23rd, 1999
12:48:03 PM
Good God, what the hell is this! Is this what passes for entert
by keeper
Aug 23rd, 1999
12:48:11 PM
Hard to tell...
by Giant Fish
Aug 23rd, 1999
01:04:52 PM
Why not make it even sicker?
by masse
Aug 23rd, 1999
01:17:37 PM
Re: The Lion King
by Cassius the Evil
Aug 23rd, 1999
01:58:42 PM
don't waste my fucking time
by tommy five-tone
Aug 23rd, 1999
03:18:09 PM
My question would be--
by Miss Direction
Aug 23rd, 1999
03:21:13 PM
Harry, you got some 'splaining to do...
by Cosmik Debris
Aug 23rd, 1999
04:52:58 PM
sick, sad and sorry
by jbreen
Aug 23rd, 1999
05:04:13 PM
CASTING CALL!!!!!!
by Floyd Sanders
Aug 23rd, 1999
05:31:49 PM
Sorry - No way.
by Shardik
Aug 23rd, 1999
07:48:57 PM
Piece of Crap
by jbreen
Aug 23rd, 1999
11:17:04 PM
Couldn't have said it better myself Jbreen
by kingbun
Aug 24th, 1999
12:08:36 AM
Um - No
by Shardik
Aug 24th, 1999
06:59:36 PM
Shardik wasn't even a good novel...
by jbreen
Aug 25th, 1999
07:12:30 PM
To Laugh At
by Shardik
Aug 25th, 1999
10:23:39 PM
I actually thought the Plague Dogs was better...
by jbreen
Aug 26th, 1999
12:09:14 AM
Alright.
by Shardik
Aug 26th, 1999
04:39:30 PM
Rump!
by Wolfpack
Aug 29th, 2006
08:13:15 PM

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