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Mr. Beaks's Inner Skeptic Tries To Ruin BRUNO!

For those of you who don't want your BRUNO experience spoiled, here's my capsule review: BRUNO is a relentlessly funny movie. It is also far more polished than BORAT - and this, in my opinion, is both a blessing and a curse. For those of you who don't mind knowing some of the big jokes going in, feel free to read on. For everyone else, feel free to check back on July 10th.

Remember when EYES WIDE SHUT needed cloaked naughty blockers during the orgy scene to avoid an NC-17 rating in the U.S.? Things done changed, my friends.

Three-quarters of the way through BRUNO, Sacha Baron Cohen and director Larry Charles infiltrate a redneck swingers party because... well, it's a redneck swingers party, and they evidently want to find out if The Clap is airborne nowadays. Since we've already seen such dizzyingly debauched sights as a man slingshotting himself backward onto a fully erect penis, and the attempted, bare-naked seduction of an armed-and-pissed-off hunter, we're prepared for something perfectly awful as Cohen's confrontationally homosexual Austrian talk show host, Bruno, acquaints himself with the gaudily-attired participants (seriously, the men look like they wandered in out of this scuzzy Dave LaChapelle collage; the women aren't that much more attractive, but at least they're younger). Initially, Bruno corners one of the men outside and goads him into a fully-cloathed demonstration of different sexual positions. The guy is taken aback at first, but he finally relents and air humps Bruno as he simulates "doggystyle", "reverse cowgirl" and so on. It's kind of funny, but it's far too innocuous. And this is frightening because we know this scene isn't even close to peaking. How far are Cohen and Charles willing to take this?

A few seconds later, we're watching these people fuck. For real. And the black bars aren't thick enough to leave open the possibility that they're faking it. (Take that, Kubrick!) For a moment, you feel sorry for the revelers. The joke seems to be "Hey, look at these rubes rut!" Then Bruno attempts to negotiate a three-way, and suddenly he's the heathen. And there's your punch line: these folks may be down with group sex, but they'll be damned if they're going to let a homosexual into the mix.

Whereas Borat was often utilized as a sneaky sort of anti-Semite detector, Bruno immediately forces his subjects/prey to either make peace with his sexual orientation or let loose their inner homophobe. Since there are cameras running, those who might have a problem with Bruno's lifestyle generally keep their opinions to themselves. But Charles and Cohen are very skilled at finding ways to whip folks into a frenzy, and when they chum the waters with, say, a little race baiting (as they do when they drop in on THE RICHARD BEY SHOW), the results are uproarious and unnerving.

Most comedians would be careful to strike an even balance between laughs and winces in a movie like this, but Cohen, to his credit, has no use for such moderation. For this reason, some viewers will find BRUNO far too ugly to take. Though it's all well and good when Cohen is victimizing clueless Hollywood publicists and oblivious celebrities like Paula Abdul, La Toya Jackson and Harrison Ford, the film starts drawing blood when he attempts to recruit infants for a remarkably tasteless photo shoot starring his adopted African child O.J. This is a classic, "I can't believe what I'm hearing" Sacha Baron Cohen sequence in which his character's inappropriateness is continually upstaged by the casual, real-life amorality of his subjects. For those of you who've never witnessed the awfulness of aspiring showbiz parents desperate to exploit their children for fame and fortune, this scene may very well drive you from the theater - and I say this because I saw a group of people bolt for the exit right around the time a mother was assuring Bruno that her child would be comfortable working around "lit phosphorous". And that's hardly the worst concession these monsters are willing to make.

Even more disconcerting is the visit to THE RICHARD BEY SHOW, where layers of intolerance are peeled back as Bruno flaunts O.J. in front of an apoplectic African-American audience. At first, it's just Bruno and the crowd - and while they seem slightly put off by his demeanor, they're at least sympathetic to his single-parent plight. Then he starts talking about how he has to find a good man to help his raise his child, and, suddenly, he's on shaky ground with a fairly significant chunk of the group. Then he brings out O.J., and it is fucking bedlam. And while Bruno certainly does his part to stoke their ire by discussing his non-traditional child rearing notions (which includes showing off those aforementioned photographs), you can't help but acknowledge the fact that the trouble started when he outed himself.

And yet the most discomfiting aspect of the scene is this: I can't convince myself it wasn't completely staged. It's obviously rigged in that a) the producers had to dig up Richard Bey, whose show has been off the air for over a decade, and b) Charles can emphasize the most heated reactions thanks to the black magic of film editing. But there's something too perfect about certain audience members' reactions; very often, they feel scripted or performed. The same is true of the climactic "Straight Dave's Man-Slammin' Maxout" set piece, where Bruno bait-and-swtiches a bloodthirsty crowd of Arkansas good ol' boys who think they're about to check out some bone-snapping, teeth-rattling ultimate fighting. On one hand, I have no trouble buying the idea of that crowd responding with that degree of outrage to what they get in lieu of actual combat. On the other hand, how do you film that scene and not get killed? And this goes quadruple for Bruno's trip to the Middle East, which includes an interview with the alleged leader of a terrorist organization. Again, remarkable if real; ho-hum if faked.

While I understand that there's no such thing as truth in even the most scrupulously edited documentary, there's something incredibly distasteful about acting out stereotypes when you're purporting to capture "real" reactions to a fictitious provocateur. Interestingly, the scenes I'm least dubious about are those involving actual celebrities. For instance, the failed seduction of former Presidential candidate Ron Paul couldn't be anything but legit; ditto Abdul discussing her humanitarianism while sitting on a Mexican day laborer. But there does seem to be an element of trickery to many sequences in BRUNO. And since this is satire, not magic, I can't help but temper my enthusiasm - which was palpable immediately following the movie. I have no hesitation believing the hypocrisy and bigotry depicted (and perhaps "captured) by Cohen and Charles, but where's the fun - and what's the point of getting outraged - if some of these people are in on the joke (or saying anything just to make the final cut)?

Here's the best I can do for now: BRUNO is a masterpiece of cognitive dissonance! It's a movie that challenges our preconceived notions of documentary truth! It's the most formally audacious comedy of the summer!

It sucks being a skeptic. I want to be wrong.

Faithfully submitted,

Mr. Beaks

Update: According to the production notes (which hit my inbox minutes after posting this review), "Straight Dave's Man-Slammin' Maxout" was every bit as perilous as it looks on screen. They had to shoot the scene twice - once in Texarkana and another time in Fort Smith. The first attempt was a complete debacle (helped along by the sale of cheap beer), while the second attempt is what you see in the movie. What you don't see is the hours-long standoff that occurred outside the arena as the crew tried to hightail it out of there.

The interview with the leader of the al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigade took place in Bethlehem, and his agitation (as well as the danger faced by the crew) is very real.

The swingers party and the Richard Bay episode are not addressed in the notes. I've fired off a couple of follow-up questions.

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Ick.
by Stallion_Cornell
Jun 29th, 2009
04:06:38 PM
Hope it's better than Borat
by chuffsterUK
Jun 29th, 2009
04:08:40 PM
Of course it's scripted trash.
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 29th, 2009
04:15:11 PM
yawn
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 29th, 2009
04:16:24 PM
chuffsterUK
by mrbeaks
Jun 29th, 2009
04:16:27 PM
Looks like shit
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 29th, 2009
04:16:34 PM
no one ever
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 29th, 2009
04:17:32 PM
Cohen, Farrelly Bros, Mel Brooks, Howard Stern -
by Professor_Monster
Jun 29th, 2009
04:17:53 PM
So, Borat wasn't well-received on the TB?
by AzulTool
Jun 29th, 2009
04:18:56 PM
sounds like 2 hours of gay jokes.
by BMacSmith
Jun 29th, 2009
04:21:43 PM
Borat was fucking hilarious...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Jun 29th, 2009
04:32:28 PM
DerLanghaarige
by Thrillhouse77
Jun 29th, 2009
04:35:05 PM
Which black rap star is his sidekick?
by brock landers baby
Jun 29th, 2009
04:35:14 PM
whothefuckcares , you anti- semitic twat.....
by Ace of Knaves
Jun 29th, 2009
04:48:42 PM
IN-YOUR-FACE-GAY is funny for two hours?
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Jun 29th, 2009
04:50:05 PM
I'm sure it is scripted
by Toonol
Jun 29th, 2009
04:50:08 PM
Cross Over With New HBO Show
by Blast_Hardcheese
Jun 29th, 2009
04:57:37 PM
That's so gay.
by Sal_Bando
Jun 29th, 2009
04:57:56 PM
Ummm so is it good?
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Jun 29th, 2009
04:59:08 PM
Two things...
by midgarddragon
Jun 29th, 2009
05:02:57 PM
wait, not wanting to have gay sex is homophobic now?
by BMacSmith
Jun 29th, 2009
05:05:44 PM
whothefuckcares
by Continentalop
Jun 29th, 2009
05:07:29 PM
Borat has its moments.
by Azlam Orlandu
Jun 29th, 2009
05:09:29 PM
Leave Kubrick alone!
by TheDudeinLA
Jun 29th, 2009
05:10:56 PM
2 things, Beaks.
by V'Shael
Jun 29th, 2009
05:11:16 PM
just please dont try to convince me Cohen has a message
by BMacSmith
Jun 29th, 2009
05:17:42 PM
holy shit
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Jun 29th, 2009
05:20:39 PM
homophobia
by animas
Jun 29th, 2009
05:23:26 PM
you're a homophobe if you hate watching gay porno
by BMacSmith
Jun 29th, 2009
05:24:25 PM
Most of you guys are in the closet you have made this clear
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 29th, 2009
05:29:55 PM
Whic movie is gayer?
by jaysin420
Jun 29th, 2009
05:36:12 PM
a couple of gay sex scenes doesnt make a movie gay?
by BMacSmith
Jun 29th, 2009
05:36:25 PM
Fucking Figures
by mrbeaks
Jun 29th, 2009
05:38:45 PM
did they threaten you beaks
by animas
Jun 29th, 2009
05:52:29 PM
It looks too scripted to me
by ThrowMeTheIdol
Jun 29th, 2009
05:59:19 PM
People who say BORAT is a one joke movie or...
by FlickaPoo
Jun 29th, 2009
06:03:33 PM
No Threats
by mrbeaks
Jun 29th, 2009
06:13:55 PM
In a completely unrelated note.......
by RobotKing
Jun 29th, 2009
06:15:47 PM
Uhm... gay?
by Mennen
Jun 29th, 2009
06:38:38 PM
Wait, he fucks with Harrison Ford in this?
by SubliminalJones
Jun 29th, 2009
06:44:03 PM
What, no complaints about the vulgarity?
by Logan_1973
Jun 29th, 2009
06:46:26 PM
Sacha's pointing out the obvious as a career
by GhostofIndy
Jun 29th, 2009
06:56:42 PM
you know how when a crazy asks you for change
by ironic_name
Jun 29th, 2009
07:03:08 PM
you just agree to get rid of them
by ironic_name
Jun 29th, 2009
07:08:25 PM
My brain hurts
by DeadPanWalking
Jun 29th, 2009
07:21:29 PM
This is why I don't watch "professional" wrestling
by YackBacker
Jun 29th, 2009
07:36:56 PM
Gay panic!
by RedCricketChase
Jun 29th, 2009
08:12:30 PM
Sasha Coen is CORNY!
by zcapcomkid
Jun 29th, 2009
08:15:54 PM
It's like funny home videos the movie
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 29th, 2009
08:22:30 PM
he interviews a terrorist leader???
by SylarTheCylon
Jun 29th, 2009
08:29:58 PM
your homophobic if you dont wanna watch 2 men have sex
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Jun 29th, 2009
08:30:47 PM
I'm with SubliminalJones! Don't fuck with Harrison Ford!
by The Reluctant Austinite
Jun 29th, 2009
08:35:32 PM
I'm so cool, I hate fags
by Touche_Douche
Jun 29th, 2009
08:41:23 PM
Thing about it is
by Mockingbuddha
Jun 29th, 2009
08:42:55 PM
Plus I'm pretty sure
by Mockingbuddha
Jun 29th, 2009
08:43:46 PM
Isn't this about the movie? Shutup T_Douche
by Touche_Douche
Jun 29th, 2009
08:44:30 PM
Hours-long standoff
by kafka07
Jun 29th, 2009
08:59:19 PM
Thanks for the updates
by ballyhoo
Jun 29th, 2009
09:12:09 PM
Turn the tables
by whiskey_dick
Jun 29th, 2009
10:00:16 PM
ROBOTKING
by frank cotton
Jun 29th, 2009
10:09:24 PM
Beaks, I am so with on this one!
by BadMrWonka
Jun 29th, 2009
10:11:51 PM
one guy
by SylarTheCylon
Jun 29th, 2009
10:20:51 PM
SBC is our gen's Lenny Bruce, A. Kaufman and Bill Hicks
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jun 29th, 2009
10:24:09 PM
ironic_name
by BadMrWonka
Jun 29th, 2009
10:25:29 PM
Thanks Beaks...
by DrMorbius
Jun 29th, 2009
10:46:41 PM
"traded the baby for what?!"
by NutritiousLove
Jun 29th, 2009
10:47:39 PM
we all thought half of Borat was a sham too
by smackfu
Jun 29th, 2009
11:00:30 PM
Mockingbuddha
by Toonol
Jun 29th, 2009
11:45:36 PM
The swingers
by filmcans
Jun 29th, 2009
11:54:28 PM
What is this revisionist horse crap?!?
by Manatee
Jun 30th, 2009
12:05:47 AM
WRONG ZombieHeathLedger, Cohen is this generations
by Watching_Teri_Hatcher_Take_A_S hit
Jun 30th, 2009
12:24:38 AM
Watching_Teri_Hatcher_Take_A_S hit
by BadMrWonka
Jun 30th, 2009
12:51:57 AM
KATHY BATES HATES GAYS
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Jun 30th, 2009
12:52:14 AM
So if I want to see the funny parts in Bruno....
by Grievey
Jun 30th, 2009
01:15:49 AM
When the EMP goes off
by SmokingRobot
Jun 30th, 2009
01:27:52 AM
manatee
by tomdolan04
Jun 30th, 2009
01:49:50 AM
ash0k
by aikimoe
Jun 30th, 2009
02:13:35 AM
SmokingRobot
by aikimoe
Jun 30th, 2009
02:15:05 AM
Mr. Beaks- the bey scene is staged but the audience was real
by pjvader
Jun 30th, 2009
02:49:32 AM
Great review, Mr. Beaks
by criticalbliss
Jun 30th, 2009
04:14:09 AM
SmokingRobot
by smackfu
Jun 30th, 2009
04:33:09 AM
Pretty much my thoughts exactly post-BORAT
by Wonder Man
Jun 30th, 2009
05:24:58 AM
Wow, the "anti-gay" crowd are hilarious
by V'Shael
Jun 30th, 2009
07:41:12 AM
Cohen just wants to get his gay on
by alienindisguise
Jun 30th, 2009
07:48:15 AM
Mr. Beaks-
by Chadley BeBay
Jun 30th, 2009
08:28:14 AM
Borat sucked, so I guess Bruno will blow
by The_Red_Knight
Jun 30th, 2009
08:36:17 AM
SmokingRobot
by Chadley BeBay
Jun 30th, 2009
08:42:14 AM
Great review Beaks
by Freakemovie
Jun 30th, 2009
08:47:37 AM
Its the Manhattan Blue Penis all over again.
by knowthyself
Jun 30th, 2009
09:06:57 AM
Not to mention straight guys see MORE penis
by knowthyself
Jun 30th, 2009
09:10:55 AM
ENOUGH WITH THESE ORIGINAL MOVIES
by ass clown
Jun 30th, 2009
09:34:08 AM
LIVE ACTION ALADDIN WITH OSAMA AS JAFAR
by ass clown
Jun 30th, 2009
09:35:30 AM
BERENSTAIN BEARS: THE MOVIE... IN THE HOLOCAUST
by ass clown
Jun 30th, 2009
09:36:59 AM
Rev. Ted Haggard's favourite movie of 2009
by V'Shael
Jun 30th, 2009
09:58:04 AM
BadMrWonka I appreciate what you're saying, but
by ironic_name
Jun 30th, 2009
11:22:06 AM
Not surprised...
by GimmeABreak
Jun 30th, 2009
12:49:30 PM
You're homphobic if
by Subtitles_Off
Jun 30th, 2009
12:52:40 PM
Just what we need...........
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Jun 30th, 2009
02:48:18 PM
Ewww
by Second Try
Jun 30th, 2009
02:59:16 PM
Borat was shit
by Second Try
Jun 30th, 2009
03:04:58 PM
piss poor Pauly Shore...
by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby
Jun 30th, 2009
07:02:59 PM
SmokingRobotDick...
by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby
Jun 30th, 2009
07:23:23 PM
Why is nobody freaking out
by GhostDad
Jul 1st, 2009
12:31:32 AM
This is a retread of BORAT!! More luke warm satire!
by Watching_Teri_Hatcher_Take_A_S hit
Jul 1st, 2009
01:32:15 AM
SBC has big brass balls.
by Mr Nicholas
Jul 1st, 2009
02:21:10 AM
On Schleswig-Holstein
by Ill Clinton
Jul 1st, 2009
04:39:57 AM
"the world is full of homophobic people" NOT
by V'Shael
Jul 1st, 2009
05:09:29 AM
V'Shael, I wish I lived on your planet.
by Bob Cryptonight
Jul 1st, 2009
03:34:01 PM

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