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Spectacular 2012 Trailer Reminds Us That No One Busts Up The Planet Better Than Roland Emmerich!

Beaks here...

Having enjoyed this just-released trailer three times now, I have to ask: why the fuck isn't 2012 coming out, like, this weekend? Because this is the kind of money shot-laden, brain-dead fun this summer's been missing up until now.

We know by now that a Roland Emmerich movie never lives up to the glorious, calamitous promise of its trailer, but when I read (and reviewed!) the script a year ago, I felt it had an excellent chance to out-stupid THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. Granted, there was nothing as singularly moronic as people outrunning cold air, but it did move at a brisker pace than any film in Emmerich's oeuvre. Watching this trailer, I can't help but think Emmerich might've perfected his formula.

Feel free to look down your nose at this empty spectacle for now. I'll see you there opening day. Stinking drunk.

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by Koyaanisqatsi
Jun 18th, 2009
01:58:57 PM
Blowed em up reel gooder
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jun 18th, 2009
01:59:32 PM
Who is giving this guy money for his films?
by matthooper8
Jun 18th, 2009
02:00:39 PM
I love it
by Grendel745
Jun 18th, 2009
02:03:15 PM
(Deep Impact + Independence Day)/The Day After Tomorrow
by Who Dat Ninga
Jun 18th, 2009
02:06:18 PM
That makes a Bay movie look like...
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jun 18th, 2009
02:07:19 PM
CAN'T WAIT, SUCH A HUGE FAN!
by duluoztripping
Jun 18th, 2009
02:07:37 PM
The world's ending...
by BuckminsterOhare
Jun 18th, 2009
02:07:48 PM
IMAX / 3D?
by Lance Rocke
Jun 18th, 2009
02:07:55 PM
Don't have to see it now
by Rhinosaur
Jun 18th, 2009
02:08:38 PM
Hahahaha...
by Flames gotta Eat
Jun 18th, 2009
02:09:15 PM
you've got my $10.00
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
02:09:30 PM
Holy Fuck
by Autodidact
Jun 18th, 2009
02:11:13 PM
Looks like dumb fun.
by Hint_of_Smegma
Jun 18th, 2009
02:11:22 PM
come on guys
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
02:11:44 PM
I THINK EMMERICH SHOULD LEAVE THIS STUFF UP TO
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
Jun 18th, 2009
02:12:24 PM
Oh right, like you've never tried to outrun cold air
by CherryValance
Jun 18th, 2009
02:12:39 PM
Man, Emmerich loves destroying the Earth
by snaps_provolone
Jun 18th, 2009
02:13:36 PM
roland
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
02:13:43 PM
Looks Freaking awesome!!!!!!!
by ItsMe_ButWhoGivesAFuck
Jun 18th, 2009
02:14:11 PM
That looks spectacularly lame
by LordMadhammer
Jun 18th, 2009
02:14:15 PM
"outrunning cold air" Happening sequal?
by wowsucks
Jun 18th, 2009
02:14:29 PM
Fuck this looks stupid
by BrooseTheScharuk
Jun 18th, 2009
02:14:55 PM
When Worlds Collide
by DellsDontBounce
Jun 18th, 2009
02:15:53 PM
Oh, yeah...
by DellsDontBounce
Jun 18th, 2009
02:16:39 PM
i think emmerich
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
02:17:18 PM
Oliver Platt=
by the new transported man
Jun 18th, 2009
02:17:38 PM
Looks like the trailer for THE ROAD.
by FlickaPoo
Jun 18th, 2009
02:17:55 PM
I love how it always comes down to a guy in a car...
by FlickaPoo
Jun 18th, 2009
02:19:30 PM
Well, fuck me ...
by ColonelFatheart
Jun 18th, 2009
02:19:45 PM
Zzz Zzz
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Jun 18th, 2009
02:21:32 PM
Trouble is........
by ItsMe_ButWhoGivesAFuck
Jun 18th, 2009
02:22:17 PM
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION: The Motion Picture
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
02:22:55 PM
Re-populating the world sounds like fun...as long...
by FlickaPoo
Jun 18th, 2009
02:23:16 PM
Duuuuuuuuuuuude
by Geomancer21
Jun 18th, 2009
02:24:11 PM
OUTRUN EXPLOSIONS, FLOODS, AND CRUMBLING BUILDINGS
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
02:24:50 PM
Not just a car, an RV.. FX also looks very sloppy.
by wowsucks
Jun 18th, 2009
02:25:05 PM
THAT LOOKED FUCKING EPIC LOL
by Warcraft
Jun 18th, 2009
02:25:38 PM
Needs more aliens, zombie outbreaks, dogs and cats living togeth
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
02:27:10 PM
EXPLOSIONS GOOD; MOVIE AWFUL; PREMISE INTERESTING
by ass clown
Jun 18th, 2009
02:27:37 PM
There had better be CG wolves
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
02:28:37 PM
WELL,
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
02:29:15 PM
IF HE IS
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
02:29:50 PM
I'll have some of the Koolaid you're drinking, please
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
02:29:56 PM
Danny Glover is in this?
by JackLucas
Jun 18th, 2009
02:30:11 PM
This movie is the prequel to WATERWORLD
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
02:30:16 PM
The 2,012th sequel to Year One?
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
02:31:50 PM
2012 trailer
by ruitjerru
Jun 18th, 2009
02:32:20 PM
Spectacular?
by Jawa 007
Jun 18th, 2009
02:32:21 PM
er 2011th
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
02:32:45 PM
TIME TO KICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
02:34:01 PM
3012! THE SEQUEL!
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
02:34:45 PM
My only issue is that I wish this were rated R, cuz...
by Warcraft
Jun 18th, 2009
02:34:50 PM
Huh.
by My friends call me Killjoy
Jun 18th, 2009
02:35:48 PM
Gospel According to Bastardface has it right
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
02:36:13 PM
the day after tomorrow without the preaching.
by heavenlykid
Jun 18th, 2009
02:36:14 PM
yup, rewatched the trailer to be sure.
by Warcraft
Jun 18th, 2009
02:37:50 PM
This movie will....
by Uncle Pooky
Jun 18th, 2009
02:38:03 PM
I think
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
02:38:15 PM
Now that's how you do spectacle!
by ballyhoo
Jun 18th, 2009
02:39:23 PM
Smart advertising campaign.
by drewlicious
Jun 18th, 2009
02:41:36 PM
Yahoo suck ass...
by shonin
Jun 18th, 2009
02:42:02 PM
It's "Destruction Porn"!
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
02:43:26 PM
Complete AND UTTER BULL. ROLAND is an UNIMPRESSIVE HACK
by Proman1984
Jun 18th, 2009
02:44:57 PM
ID4 = Masterpiece
by Sithdan
Jun 18th, 2009
02:45:13 PM
I've just read into Roland Emmerich's scheme...
by drompter
Jun 18th, 2009
02:46:01 PM
Hey Auto, they should remake titan ae
by Warcraft
Jun 18th, 2009
02:46:50 PM
I'd go see TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION: THE MOVIE
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
02:47:22 PM
Lazy fucking Emmerich
by shonin
Jun 18th, 2009
02:49:28 PM
I confess seeing the Jesus statue fall apart
by terry1978
Jun 18th, 2009
02:49:35 PM
So how's that escape by building an arc working out?
by cookylamoo
Jun 18th, 2009
02:49:51 PM
Still the loudest burst of applause I've ever heard in a theatre
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
02:50:00 PM
I hope that it doesn't suck like...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Jun 18th, 2009
02:50:34 PM
"low res trailer on Yahoo"
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
02:50:39 PM
It's two days before the day after tomorrow
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
02:51:36 PM
I'd only go see TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
02:51:41 PM
listen,
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
02:53:16 PM
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION has no protagonists
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
02:53:50 PM
Is it possible?
by JRyanH
Jun 18th, 2009
02:54:13 PM
Dumb da dumb dumb...
by vettebro
Jun 18th, 2009
02:54:38 PM
Al Gore wet his pants...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Jun 18th, 2009
02:54:45 PM
Actually, there is a risk with this film
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
02:56:11 PM
AL GORE
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
02:56:19 PM
Stinking drunk?
by Kid Z
Jun 18th, 2009
02:56:23 PM
The destruction is the protagonist
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
02:56:37 PM
AL GORE
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
02:57:20 PM
I just cant take John Cusack seriously
by Crackfiji42
Jun 18th, 2009
03:02:42 PM
Well, at least Glover is getting paid!
by Judge Briggs
Jun 18th, 2009
03:03:15 PM
10,000 BC...
by Kid Z
Jun 18th, 2009
03:03:29 PM
Looks ass.
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 18th, 2009
03:04:36 PM
awesome!!
by nolan bautista
Jun 18th, 2009
03:04:57 PM
No Jeff Goldblum = Epic Fucking Failure
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 18th, 2009
03:05:53 PM
Sick of Cusack as well.
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 18th, 2009
03:07:15 PM
Crackfiji
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
03:08:14 PM
It's Noah's Arc with a slightly different ending,
by cookylamoo
Jun 18th, 2009
03:09:04 PM
Outrunning cold air? Easy as fuck.
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 18th, 2009
03:09:22 PM
Black cinematic presidents are always dropping the ball
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
03:11:04 PM
Sigh..this trailer brings the dumb almost immediately.
by HoboCode
Jun 18th, 2009
03:11:51 PM
It'll probably end...
by Harold-Sherbort
Jun 18th, 2009
03:11:59 PM
I'm down for this shit
by Sonny_Williams
Jun 18th, 2009
03:12:14 PM
Michael Bay can swallow Roland's German seed.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 18th, 2009
03:12:36 PM
Warcraft, then you weren't watching closely
by bah
Jun 18th, 2009
03:12:37 PM
Nope.
by codymr
Jun 18th, 2009
03:13:34 PM
Anyone who says "Brings the dumb"
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 18th, 2009
03:14:35 PM
My calendar!!!
by AssassinWithSon
Jun 18th, 2009
03:14:45 PM
Looks like a Winner
by j2talk
Jun 18th, 2009
03:15:09 PM
Judge Briggs
by HoboCode
Jun 18th, 2009
03:16:39 PM
hmmm
by chipps
Jun 18th, 2009
03:17:51 PM
Good Idea whoever it was!
by Kid Z
Jun 18th, 2009
03:18:13 PM
Wow! Looks
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Jun 18th, 2009
03:21:39 PM
Mayans oldest civilization???
by Kid Z
Jun 18th, 2009
03:28:34 PM
"DODGY RUBBER HEAD"
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
03:30:25 PM
oh boy, bad cgi...my favorite...
by HaterofCrap
Jun 18th, 2009
03:32:36 PM

by Cobra--Kai
Jun 18th, 2009
03:36:05 PM
Holy Hell that "trailer" look gorgeous
by ganymede3010
Jun 18th, 2009
03:36:15 PM

by Cobra--Kai
Jun 18th, 2009
03:38:59 PM
joblessfilmreviews: GO FUCK YOURSELF
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
03:40:26 PM
I am adding joblessfilmreviews
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
03:41:43 PM
Earth has a Slurm and cheats on its CGI artist
by BlackBanana
Jun 18th, 2009
03:45:44 PM
jobless does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Jun 18th, 2009
03:47:25 PM
BlackBanana: Does that make the Earth the
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
03:48:20 PM
Oldest Civilization?
by Feral Colon
Jun 18th, 2009
03:49:36 PM
Nostrodumbasses
by BrannigansLaw
Jun 18th, 2009
03:50:34 PM
what the fuck is "paedo"?
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
03:51:23 PM
Black presidents don't equal future anymore

They need to sta
by RobertBaron

Jun 18th, 2009
03:51:53 PM
they need to start using Asian Presidents
by RobertBaron
Jun 18th, 2009
03:52:19 PM
BTW that looked like shit
by RobertBaron
Jun 18th, 2009
03:53:03 PM
Hollywood really hates aircraft carriers, eh?
by Raymar
Jun 18th, 2009
03:53:22 PM
so this is Terminator 3 1/2
by moviemaven83
Jun 18th, 2009
03:53:38 PM
ONLY PONCE FAGGOTS USE THE TERM 'PONCE'
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
03:54:17 PM
Looks very GAY
by hatespeech
Jun 18th, 2009
03:54:35 PM
dear HOLLYQOOD
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
03:58:43 PM
oops
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jun 18th, 2009
04:00:07 PM
AICN BAN THIS FUCKING CUNT -- joblessfilmreviews
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 18th, 2009
04:00:33 PM
Hidden Words in Trailer
by captain_yam
Jun 18th, 2009
04:02:55 PM
kid Z - FUCK YEAH!
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
04:04:41 PM
DANNY GLOVER AS PRESIDENT? WIN.
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
04:08:33 PM
ALLAH APPROVES
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
04:09:01 PM
YOU COULD SAY THAT FUCKED MY EYEBALLS
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
04:09:48 PM
Danny Glover - I'm getting too old for this shi
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
04:10:00 PM
SHOULDA HAD MEL GIBSON AS VP
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
04:11:00 PM
Guys guys...it could have been worse. Gambit guy...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 18th, 2009
04:11:43 PM
THEY BROKE DA EARF IN DIS MOVIE!
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
04:12:53 PM
Gambit guy probably the cause of the TFD
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
04:14:40 PM
hollywood needs to die
by Ogmios_the_Eloquent
Jun 18th, 2009
04:19:43 PM
I started laughing a third of the way through...
by mbeemer
Jun 18th, 2009
04:21:03 PM
StarGate was Highly Underrated
by MANZILLA
Jun 18th, 2009
04:21:07 PM
Gambit Guy = EWB
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 18th, 2009
04:21:34 PM
2012: GOD FARTED
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
04:21:57 PM
Good Thing R. Emmerich...
by William Ashbless
Jun 18th, 2009
04:22:46 PM
CHRTH
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
04:26:51 PM

by Cobra--Kai
Jun 18th, 2009
04:27:22 PM
Is this the sequel to Disaster Movie?
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
04:27:24 PM
Z A L G O: HE COMES (THE MOVIE)
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
04:28:14 PM
Stargate needed a sequel???
by turketron_2
Jun 18th, 2009
04:30:06 PM
William Ashbless
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Jun 18th, 2009
04:34:17 PM
Best . . . review . . . ever . . .
by Royston Lodge
Jun 18th, 2009
04:36:21 PM
He REALLY hates Washington D.C., doesn't he?
by Royston Lodge
Jun 18th, 2009
04:37:27 PM
WOOOT! Emmerich is BACK!
by zillabeast
Jun 18th, 2009
04:38:14 PM
We've Moved Into a New Age
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 18th, 2009
04:39:52 PM
The Day After Tomorrow
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 18th, 2009
04:40:43 PM
TOO SOON!
by DynamixRo
Jun 18th, 2009
04:42:15 PM
Atheist President
by Toonol
Jun 18th, 2009
04:43:09 PM
i just hope its not boring like 10000 BC or Day AFter Tommorrow
by BMacSmith
Jun 18th, 2009
04:43:30 PM
i am pro TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
by BMacSmith
Jun 18th, 2009
04:45:35 PM
2012 isn't the end of the world it's...
by the_ear_in_the_yard
Jun 18th, 2009
04:46:14 PM
mankind's oldest civilization?
by BMacSmith
Jun 18th, 2009
04:48:56 PM
Cusack Blockbuster
by lostbat
Jun 18th, 2009
04:50:17 PM
GAHAHAHAA!!!!
by sonnyfern
Jun 18th, 2009
04:51:06 PM
Glover doesnt lay down for nobody, especially the Earf's destruc
by BMacSmith
Jun 18th, 2009
04:51:19 PM
Looks fucking brilliant
by SylarTheCylon
Jun 18th, 2009
04:52:07 PM
I wonder if we can avert disaster by....
by eXcommunicated
Jun 18th, 2009
04:59:20 PM
DONT PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO FIGHT FOR THEIR LIVES?!
by BMacSmith
Jun 18th, 2009
05:01:11 PM
I'm in
by kurtisaurus
Jun 18th, 2009
05:01:41 PM
feh
by Dollar Bird
Jun 18th, 2009
05:02:57 PM
Looks like shit.
by Sal_Bando
Jun 18th, 2009
05:03:37 PM
10,000 BC Was The Cause
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 18th, 2009
05:05:32 PM
All I need to hear is..
by SunTzu77
Jun 18th, 2009
05:05:47 PM
But During All the Destruction
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 18th, 2009
05:06:46 PM
Another destruction of the White House!
by The Chosen
Jun 18th, 2009
05:09:56 PM
at least he doesn't use so many quick edits
by sokitome
Jun 18th, 2009
05:10:00 PM
at least he doesn't use so many quick edits
by sokitome
Jun 18th, 2009
05:10:42 PM
amendment
by sokitome
Jun 18th, 2009
05:12:09 PM
Roland Emmerich is to disaster movies...
by WickedChicken37
Jun 18th, 2009
05:12:59 PM
JEFF GOLDBLUM SHOULD GIVE 2012 A COLD....
by ass clown
Jun 18th, 2009
05:14:19 PM
More shit...
by CUbANKeV
Jun 18th, 2009
05:16:28 PM
As I've said before, this will be BADLY dated in 3 years
by ricarleite2
Jun 18th, 2009
05:20:18 PM
Is that a battlestar?
by BlackOil
Jun 18th, 2009
05:21:19 PM
Needs dinosaurs
by zyuray2
Jun 18th, 2009
05:23:11 PM
Roland Emmerich is just a shitty Michael Bay
by Sardonic
Jun 18th, 2009
05:23:48 PM
I didn't think this level of stupidity was possible.
by Browncoat_Jedi
Jun 18th, 2009
05:25:26 PM
Yeah, looks goofy but...
by Orbots Commander
Jun 18th, 2009
05:30:15 PM
look at his track record:
by BadMrWonka
Jun 18th, 2009
05:37:15 PM
Oliver Platt = disaster
by felwithe
Jun 18th, 2009
05:38:09 PM
2012..see Obama does destroy us ALL!!!!
by bosskmr
Jun 18th, 2009
05:39:27 PM
10,000 BC WAS GREAT FUN
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
05:42:05 PM
HMMMM....
by Fettster_uk
Jun 18th, 2009
05:43:08 PM
Kid Z
by BadMrWonka
Jun 18th, 2009
05:44:38 PM
BUT THE ASSYRIANS WERE AROUND LONG BEFORE THAT
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
05:45:52 PM
2012: ALLAH AIN'T FUCKING AROUND
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
05:47:05 PM
THE CHINESE DATE BACK 9,000 BC
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
05:47:59 PM
THE FUNG WAH DYNASTY LASTED 800 YEARS
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
05:49:14 PM
at least he doesnt have Bay's irritating "style"
by BMacSmith
Jun 18th, 2009
05:54:40 PM
Time to reboot Stargate as a Film franchise
by WillFerret
Jun 18th, 2009
05:55:02 PM
SERENDIPITY
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
05:56:10 PM
THE MONG DYNASTY RULED FOR 1,060 YEARS
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
06:03:37 PM
Emmerich
by the zapper
Jun 18th, 2009
06:05:50 PM
So what doomsday prophecies are left?
by drewlicious
Jun 18th, 2009
06:06:24 PM
BadMrWonka - no way
by BMacSmith
Jun 18th, 2009
06:07:09 PM
Wait....
by the zapper
Jun 18th, 2009
06:08:12 PM
Roland Emmerich has a serious apocalypse fetish
by WillFerret
Jun 18th, 2009
06:11:29 PM
Harry's review
by the zapper
Jun 18th, 2009
06:11:48 PM
I wanna sex up this movie..
by simondark
Jun 18th, 2009
06:11:49 PM

by simondark
Jun 18th, 2009
06:12:15 PM
I can't believe this dude got away with making
by Bruce of all Trades
Jun 18th, 2009
06:15:13 PM
Re: WillFerret
by the zapper
Jun 18th, 2009
06:16:08 PM
Harry's review
by Baryonyx
Jun 18th, 2009
06:29:33 PM
Seems like Emmerich's just remaking ID...
by Ravetin
Jun 18th, 2009
06:32:11 PM
BMacSmith and drewlicious and "dated" and BSB
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
06:35:12 PM
I hope Roland Emmerich dies.
by Ironhelix
Jun 18th, 2009
06:35:51 PM
The Mayans weren't the first civilization, the Sumerians were.
by Alfie Boy
Jun 18th, 2009
06:36:18 PM
Emmerich is the 21st century Irwin Allen!
by Alfie Boy
Jun 18th, 2009
06:37:06 PM
It can be argued that Mayan civilization has been around since
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
06:41:39 PM
NORTH SHORE
by markthrust
Jun 18th, 2009
06:42:21 PM
That should say "they could be oldest surviving"
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
06:43:00 PM
I noted no surfers in the trailer
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
06:43:41 PM
This generation's Irwin Allen
by Teddy Artery
Jun 18th, 2009
06:45:12 PM

by AllieJamison
Jun 18th, 2009
06:49:08 PM
Talkbackers suck.. generally..
by topfivevideo
Jun 18th, 2009
06:51:39 PM
How was the movie
by Teddy Artery
Jun 18th, 2009
06:53:18 PM
Shakespeare called
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
07:05:08 PM
Your many mouth-breathing offspring...
by V'Shael
Jun 18th, 2009
07:07:06 PM
Ponce...
by Kid Z
Jun 18th, 2009
07:09:17 PM
AllieJamison...
by Kid Z
Jun 18th, 2009
07:13:38 PM
Gwai Lo: That's actually a good point
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
07:15:01 PM
BMacSmith
by BadMrWonka
Jun 18th, 2009
07:19:25 PM
actually...
by Dollar Bird
Jun 18th, 2009
07:29:49 PM
He musta loved 1974.
by Sal_Bando
Jun 18th, 2009
07:31:09 PM
Dollar Bird: Very little of Shakespeare's works for 'new'
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
07:33:34 PM
I just think...
by topfivevideo
Jun 18th, 2009
07:33:50 PM
That should read "were new"
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
07:33:54 PM
Zomborgs, reverse volcanoes...
by Kid Z
Jun 18th, 2009
07:34:02 PM
President Danny Glover
by classyfredblassy
Jun 18th, 2009
07:35:22 PM
Apparently Jack Nicholson is in this.
by Sal_Bando
Jun 18th, 2009
07:36:21 PM
HACK ALERT: Emmerich in da house
by classyfredblassy
Jun 18th, 2009
07:38:17 PM
The day after tomorrow
by Marinox
Jun 18th, 2009
07:38:53 PM
I'M THERE!!
by Jennifer_Eccles
Jun 18th, 2009
07:40:05 PM
That shit with the U.S.S. John Kennedy is pretty sweet.
by IndyCollector
Jun 18th, 2009
07:42:28 PM
that was the real bruno!
by ironic_name
Jun 18th, 2009
07:42:39 PM
I never thought I'd pay to see an Emmerich film again
by ganymede3010
Jun 18th, 2009
07:43:12 PM
the ghost of jfk disapproves of the negro president!
by ironic_name
Jun 18th, 2009
07:46:33 PM
2012: MegaShark Vs. Tidal Wave
by kgreene
Jun 18th, 2009
07:47:40 PM
ATLANTEANS PREDATE THE MESOPOTAMIANS
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
07:48:28 PM
If Danny Glover is President...
by CherryValance
Jun 18th, 2009
07:51:20 PM
In 2012 Quetzocoatl Will Own Your Ass
by rsdrum
Jun 18th, 2009
07:52:35 PM
morgan freeman is the president. smart ppl are put into ships
by ironic_name
Jun 18th, 2009
07:52:41 PM
CherryValance
by William Ashbless
Jun 18th, 2009
07:57:10 PM
Roland Emmerich: Up Next Biblical Apocalypse
by drewlicious
Jun 18th, 2009
08:08:35 PM
There Goes Kennedy Fucking up the white house again.
by Romeros_child
Jun 18th, 2009
08:14:08 PM
The White House Exploded in Independence Day
by cymbalta4thedevil
Jun 18th, 2009
08:15:05 PM
CherryValance
by BadMrWonka
Jun 18th, 2009
08:18:57 PM
Roland Emmerich kicks ass... except for Godzilla
by kbarber29
Jun 18th, 2009
08:27:39 PM
cymbalta: white house gets smooshed
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
08:32:52 PM
Basically, all the worst parts of the bible
by Raymar
Jun 18th, 2009
08:40:24 PM
Neat!
by Zeegloo
Jun 18th, 2009
08:50:36 PM
This generation's answer to Irwin Allen
by Moonwatcher
Jun 18th, 2009
08:50:55 PM
OK, I'm a moron...
by Moonwatcher
Jun 18th, 2009
08:55:51 PM
JEFF GOLDBLUM SAVES THE WORLD BY......
by J-Dizzle
Jun 18th, 2009
09:05:19 PM
2012: THE WRATH OF AL GORE
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
09:11:10 PM
crap I'm too late...
by nostairway
Jun 18th, 2009
09:13:07 PM
JEFF GOLDBLUM DONATES NOSE FOR USE AS ARK
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
09:13:16 PM
Tidal wave: "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!"
by superunknown85
Jun 18th, 2009
09:13:24 PM
UM, DID YOU NOTICE THE TIDAL WAVE IN HIMALAYA?
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
09:14:07 PM
"I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIP!!!!!!!!"
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
09:15:17 PM
I am going to be so disappointed
by Subtitles_Off
Jun 18th, 2009
09:16:32 PM
Katabēn...
by Octaveaeon
Jun 18th, 2009
09:18:27 PM
Yeah, wellll... Okay, then
by gamerawangi
Jun 18th, 2009
09:31:30 PM
Holy crap, that guy's seriously fucked up right now!
by Subtitles_Off
Jun 18th, 2009
09:34:27 PM
Gnarly.
by Randfilms
Jun 18th, 2009
09:39:28 PM
That looks absolutely spec-crap-ular!
by Zardoz
Jun 18th, 2009
09:44:32 PM
Petri Dishes
by pdiddy
Jun 18th, 2009
09:53:02 PM
It looks retarded.
by jae683
Jun 18th, 2009
09:55:25 PM
Fuck yes !!
by pumaman
Jun 18th, 2009
09:57:41 PM
LOOKS IRWIN ALLENESQUE
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 18th, 2009
09:57:52 PM
HEY OCTAVEAEON!!
by Lorquaine
Jun 18th, 2009
10:00:55 PM
you would think after Emmerich has...
by Datascream
Jun 18th, 2009
10:12:56 PM
2012: Megaturd Vs. Audience
by kgreene
Jun 18th, 2009
10:20:55 PM
nostairway: did you watch the trailer?
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
10:21:38 PM
His movies are the BEST
by rd666
Jun 18th, 2009
10:22:03 PM
Datascream
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
10:22:04 PM
diox: Whitney Houston got smashes, White House smooshed
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
10:22:30 PM
Datascream II
by Gwai Lo
Jun 18th, 2009
10:22:56 PM
er. smashed
by chrth
Jun 18th, 2009
10:23:05 PM
I would have liked to reprint 'The Republic'
by Octaveaeon
Jun 18th, 2009
10:33:56 PM
Ayatolla, are you BSB?
by ganymede3010
Jun 18th, 2009
10:38:00 PM
4 books, not 5
by Octaveaeon
Jun 18th, 2009
10:38:04 PM
No need to fret over climate change anymore here comes crustal d
by iluvsyfy
Jun 18th, 2009
10:41:09 PM
What i want to know is
by HebrewLantern
Jun 18th, 2009
10:53:22 PM
if that actually happened, I'd be pissed about recycling...
by BadMrWonka
Jun 18th, 2009
10:58:25 PM
Yes, this SHOULD be out now
by NoHubris
Jun 18th, 2009
11:07:43 PM
What they couldn't wait 3 years
by dirtsandwich
Jun 18th, 2009
11:17:52 PM
R.E.
by Ulrich von Bek
Jun 18th, 2009
11:18:22 PM
why do directors get worse over time?!?!? its nuts
by BMacSmith
Jun 18th, 2009
11:29:43 PM
It's an orientation film.
by ErnestBorgNine
Jun 18th, 2009
11:30:35 PM
directors get worse because
by animas
Jun 19th, 2009
12:02:32 AM
The USS John F Kennedy was
by Spocko
Jun 19th, 2009
12:03:02 AM
Roland - pitching my idea
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 19th, 2009
12:08:17 AM
Oh, this is that Tug Speedman movie I heard of.
by otm shank
Jun 19th, 2009
12:15:03 AM
no fucking thanks
by TheExterminator
Jun 19th, 2009
12:16:40 AM
so, ErnestBorgNine, you're saying the gov't
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Jun 19th, 2009
12:17:03 AM
Okay, I'm sold!
by m_reporter
Jun 19th, 2009
12:23:09 AM
Oh, and Patriot! Forgot he did that...
by m_reporter
Jun 19th, 2009
12:23:46 AM
A Disaster movie? Wake me up when the looting starts..
by conspiracy
Jun 19th, 2009
12:34:35 AM
Chrth, re: burst of applause during ID4
by Doc Savant
Jun 19th, 2009
12:35:47 AM
Spocko....seriously dude, you re trying to
by southafricanguy
Jun 19th, 2009
12:38:20 AM
Did I just see Danny Glover as the president?
by limboslam123
Jun 19th, 2009
12:39:37 AM
Danny Glover as President?!
by conspiracy
Jun 19th, 2009
12:44:06 AM
Looks like TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 19th, 2009
12:51:55 AM
And yes: Danny Glover is the president!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 19th, 2009
12:52:21 AM
southafricanguy
by Spocko
Jun 19th, 2009
12:57:17 AM
animas
by jae683
Jun 19th, 2009
01:20:44 AM
gay
by BendersShinyAss
Jun 19th, 2009
01:25:35 AM
ID and 10,000 BC sucked ballz!
by effector12
Jun 19th, 2009
01:40:42 AM
Diox
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 19th, 2009
01:41:35 AM
nothing is more boring than everything getting destroyed
by Westonian
Jun 19th, 2009
02:04:53 AM
i can't believe people are complaining
by prbt
Jun 19th, 2009
02:19:45 AM
Danny Glover tells Hugo Chavez: NO ROOM FOR YOU!
by Big Dumb Ape
Jun 19th, 2009
02:24:31 AM
Dear Marketing Fucks: Way to go revealing a big SPOILER!
by Big Dumb Ape
Jun 19th, 2009
02:32:27 AM
Amanda Peet and John Cusack
by swanstep
Jun 19th, 2009
02:33:33 AM
Looks like the greatest movie ever made
by RighteousBrother
Jun 19th, 2009
02:36:56 AM
Well in 2012 - Willow Palin will be legal or close enough
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 19th, 2009
02:50:56 AM
The Apocalypse never looked so good!
by KillaKane
Jun 19th, 2009
03:07:53 AM
I love apocalypse movies as a genre
by smackfu
Jun 19th, 2009
03:20:41 AM
Aw fuck that looks like some hell-a-sweet goofy shit...
by BurnHollywood
Jun 19th, 2009
03:22:08 AM
what I loved about Knowing
by smackfu
Jun 19th, 2009
03:25:32 AM
ID4 sucked balls?
by smackfu
Jun 19th, 2009
03:33:26 AM
That's L-O-G-G-I-A
by smackfu
Jun 19th, 2009
03:37:03 AM
Deja Vu. But it still looks entertaining.
by Mr Nicholas
Jun 19th, 2009
03:54:11 AM
Looks a bit far fetched
by BenBraddock
Jun 19th, 2009
04:51:53 AM
Whoa
by HagCeli
Jun 19th, 2009
04:59:09 AM
Where will YOU be Dec 21st 2012?
by alucardvsdracula
Jun 19th, 2009
05:06:23 AM
We know it's in the future cos the president is bla-- Oh!
by BenBraddock
Jun 19th, 2009
05:08:07 AM
ID4 Blu Ray
by alucardvsdracula
Jun 19th, 2009
05:10:07 AM
And on... Dec 22nd 2012...
by alucardvsdracula
Jun 19th, 2009
05:12:10 AM
Oh my god...
by alucardvsdracula
Jun 19th, 2009
05:14:06 AM
But the day after the day after tomorrow will be...
by alucardvsdracula
Jun 19th, 2009
05:15:39 AM
Planet X Nibiru
by alucardvsdracula
Jun 19th, 2009
05:21:54 AM
10,000 B.C
by Marxeffect
Jun 19th, 2009
05:23:36 AM
buzzkill.
by carneguisada
Jun 19th, 2009
05:38:39 AM
I hope to God....
by kgreene
Jun 19th, 2009
05:44:22 AM
kgreene: you'll be more likely saying
by chrth
Jun 19th, 2009
05:55:41 AM
Good actors, nice money shots
by moviemaniac-7
Jun 19th, 2009
06:07:43 AM
THE MAYANS WEREN'T 1ST CIVILIZATION... ADAM & EVE WERE....
by ass clown
Jun 19th, 2009
07:49:57 AM
Some people seem to have an issue with "oldest"
by chrth
Jun 19th, 2009
08:07:27 AM
why everyone hates Godzilla?
by classyfredblassy
Jun 19th, 2009
08:29:04 AM
zetatalk dot com
by classyfredblassy
Jun 19th, 2009
08:30:34 AM
yawn
by vezner2007
Jun 19th, 2009
08:33:45 AM
The people who actually put stock in this
by V'Shael
Jun 19th, 2009
08:37:36 AM
Well...
by Big_Daddy_Nero
Jun 19th, 2009
08:43:10 AM
Mmmmm Tasty!
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Jun 19th, 2009
09:02:36 AM
JFK
by Manmole
Jun 19th, 2009
09:21:02 AM
More of the same from Roland E.
by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead
Jun 19th, 2009
09:24:28 AM
President Danny Glover's Dickblood...
by Bill Brasky
Jun 19th, 2009
09:33:06 AM
I'll reserve judgement until I see the whole thing
by RogueWarrior65
Jun 19th, 2009
09:37:11 AM
Why do I want to see this film?
by Iceman357
Jun 19th, 2009
09:39:46 AM
FUCKING A!
by Kentucky Colonel
Jun 19th, 2009
09:49:56 AM
That looks like garbage
by Wolfman Nards
Jun 19th, 2009
09:51:02 AM
Sorry Rolo. After 10,000 BM's Im done watching your junk
by Knobules
Jun 19th, 2009
09:51:04 AM
I had no idea ...
by DennisMM
Jun 19th, 2009
09:56:07 AM
Ass Clown: Now you've offended Gozer.
by Royston Lodge
Jun 19th, 2009
10:24:42 AM
I thought..
by J00SY
Jun 19th, 2009
10:28:16 AM
now with tinyurl..
by J00SY
Jun 19th, 2009
10:36:18 AM
That trailer was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen!
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
10:42:27 AM
Need a Quick Time HD link. Anyone????
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Jun 19th, 2009
10:43:25 AM
All the destruction you need is happening right here!
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
10:55:11 AM
What the hell is that at 2:06?
by Xandar1977
Jun 19th, 2009
11:13:42 AM
It's the dildo Roland Emmerich uses to pleasure himself
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
11:17:20 AM
So is this a remake/reboot of Deep Impact?
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
11:19:19 AM
Col. Tigh-Fighter: Just go to the link in the article
by chrth
Jun 19th, 2009
11:21:57 AM
Right-wing offended? Shocker!
by HoboCode
Jun 19th, 2009
11:28:31 AM
Emmerich hates America
by jambone
Jun 19th, 2009
11:57:42 AM
Because this is the kind of money shot-laden, brain-dead fun thi
by quentintarantado
Jun 19th, 2009
12:25:14 PM
The Day After the Day After Tommorow
by zooch
Jun 19th, 2009
12:46:13 PM
2 Days After 2Morrow
by zooch
Jun 19th, 2009
12:47:23 PM
Irwin Allen would be proud
by vosborne951
Jun 19th, 2009
12:49:30 PM
Looks Craptacular
by SAILOR_RIPLEY
Jun 19th, 2009
01:31:32 PM
Hey man, I can't help it if you can't handle the truth!
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
01:31:54 PM
Hmm?
by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot
Jun 19th, 2009
01:57:31 PM
I literally said...
by 7Cal
Jun 19th, 2009
04:23:03 PM
It's not just the Mayans who predict 2012 as the end of days...
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jun 19th, 2009
04:44:15 PM
Just go see DRAG ME TO HELL
by NoDiggity
Jun 19th, 2009
05:16:46 PM
To the guy saying the Mayans are the "oldest"
by Gwai Lo
Jun 19th, 2009
05:24:00 PM
So is Maya Rudolph in this? Is she one of the Mayans?
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
05:47:12 PM
That's right Gwai Lo. I rolled my eyes when I saw that.
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
05:50:28 PM
Right wing offended?
by Kid Z
Jun 19th, 2009
05:51:01 PM
I don't even know how a mistake like that could be made
by Gwai Lo
Jun 19th, 2009
05:59:08 PM
Roland Emmerich = Resident Evil. Coincidence? I think not!
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
06:00:17 PM
I know this talkback is basically dead
by Gwai Lo
Jun 19th, 2009
06:06:53 PM
Maybe they meant the earliest civilization...
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
06:06:58 PM
Couldn't even make it through the trailer...
by sfgeek
Jun 19th, 2009
06:07:57 PM
Yes, he might as well be singing in Kinky Boots again.
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
06:08:25 PM
I bought a Graham Hancock book once...
by Kid Z
Jun 19th, 2009
06:10:47 PM
Is it just me, or does Roland sound EXACTLY like Yul Brenner?
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
06:13:27 PM
JOhn & Kate making major announcement on Monday!
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
06:15:52 PM
Walter Cronkite is ill! I thought he died already!
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 19th, 2009
06:17:45 PM
I'm not going to lie
by Gwai Lo
Jun 19th, 2009
06:25:26 PM
JON AND KATE ANNOUNCE: "WE ARE NOW BALEIVERS"
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 19th, 2009
06:30:09 PM
DON'T NOBODY TALK SHIT ABOUT PRESIDENT ROGER MURTAUGH
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 19th, 2009
06:31:50 PM
JUST CHECK YOUR BRAIN AT THE DOOR
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 19th, 2009
06:33:45 PM
LEFT-WING, RIGHT-WING OR NO-WING
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 19th, 2009
06:39:40 PM
Damn, turketron_2
by DatoMan413
Jun 19th, 2009
06:53:48 PM
Kid Z and Gwai Lo
by chrth
Jun 19th, 2009
08:25:29 PM
chrth
by Gwai Lo
Jun 19th, 2009
08:40:50 PM
It's a bad summer for aircraft carriers.
by kabong
Jun 19th, 2009
11:59:26 PM
Sadistic is right.
by Saluki
Jun 20th, 2009
03:14:54 AM
Why aren't any Muslim landmarks ever destroyed...
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jun 20th, 2009
08:36:37 AM
ZombieHeathLedger
by Gwai Lo
Jun 20th, 2009
10:05:18 AM
Gwai Lo
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jun 20th, 2009
10:22:18 AM
"Aw, HELL, Naw!"
by MrMysteryGuest
Jun 20th, 2009
02:50:15 PM
Emmerich = George Pal= i'll kick your fu@kin ass pal!!!
by redrain
Jun 20th, 2009
02:55:52 PM
Start showing it now!
by Vision
Jun 20th, 2009
04:41:19 PM
speaking of crazy imagery and jesus statues
by debneyink
Jun 21st, 2009
05:44:39 PM
Roland Emmerich = EPIC!
by DaddlerTheDalek
Jun 22nd, 2009
10:38:23 AM

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