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NEW MOON Trailer gets furry!

Hey folks, Harry here!!! Yup, I was out celebrating my Sister's birthday. She was so inconsiderate to be born on May 31st. Not only was that my mother's birthday - but this sister of mine demanded that we all get together to worship her at Hulu Hut tonight while THIS TRAILER WAS DEBUTING! HOW DARE SHE? She hasn't even seen TWILIGHT or read any of the books. She should just check her ovaries now, cuz she's not half the chick I am!

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furrrrst
by Vim Fuego
May 31st, 2009
10:42:56 PM
First?
by Turd Furgeson
May 31st, 2009
10:43:04 PM
Damn you Vim Fuego
by Turd Furgeson
May 31st, 2009
10:43:34 PM
This site...is turning into MTV.
by UMAGA
May 31st, 2009
10:43:42 PM
WAY TO GO TURD!
by BillyMayesHere
May 31st, 2009
10:46:52 PM
Now we know who voted for it so many times
by CherryValance
May 31st, 2009
10:47:23 PM
twilight=hits
by THE KNIGHT
May 31st, 2009
10:49:28 PM
OMG THIS FUCKING SUCKS?!!
by Underoos Hero
May 31st, 2009
10:51:05 PM
Aint It GAY News
by Stifler's Mom
May 31st, 2009
10:51:29 PM
CGI Wolves in this trailer
by Symposium
May 31st, 2009
10:52:29 PM
Sorry bout the "?!!" in my title...
by Underoos Hero
May 31st, 2009
10:52:44 PM
Who wants to bet...
by MaxTheSilent
May 31st, 2009
10:54:29 PM
DId I mention .....
by Underoos Hero
May 31st, 2009
10:55:51 PM
Please excuse me..
by The Dark Shite
May 31st, 2009
11:10:48 PM
Oh my.
by billypilgrimisunstuck
May 31st, 2009
11:11:14 PM
BillyMayesHere
by PennsyDeux
May 31st, 2009
11:14:28 PM
Talk about being out of touch with demographic
by onezeroone
May 31st, 2009
11:14:36 PM
So that guy is a werewolf?
by In_Rainbows
May 31st, 2009
11:15:25 PM
This entire TB exists to remind us...
by Continentalop
May 31st, 2009
11:27:55 PM
Dawson's 90210 Twiligh
by corplhicks
May 31st, 2009
11:32:51 PM
hahahahaha
by BendersShinyAss
May 31st, 2009
11:41:46 PM
Is this Twilight or Golden Compass 2?
by sevadro
May 31st, 2009
11:45:33 PM
i mourn for
by frank cotton
May 31st, 2009
11:46:17 PM
That didn't look like a werewolf...
by TheMarineBiologist
May 31st, 2009
11:46:53 PM
What the fuck is wrong with people?
by casale2a
May 31st, 2009
11:48:50 PM
HARRY LIKED TWILIGHT... LMAO
by ass clown
May 31st, 2009
11:53:47 PM
Is AICN really THAT desperate to..
by Aeghast
Jun 1st, 2009
12:01:23 AM
I'm starting to think some of you guys are being over the top to
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 1st, 2009
12:07:25 AM
hey um
by howlermonkey
Jun 1st, 2009
12:20:00 AM
"Real Werewolves Can't Do This or That."
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 1st, 2009
12:26:53 AM
I Thought No Geek Likes Twilight?
by Frodo T. Baggins
Jun 1st, 2009
12:41:12 AM
So that guy's Wolfsbane from the New Mutants?
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 1st, 2009
12:50:40 AM
Shouldn't that werewolf be snarling or drooling?
by D.Vader
Jun 1st, 2009
12:51:33 AM
Spectrebeeyatch...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jun 1st, 2009
12:54:41 AM
Can't be any more dull than the first one
by BenBraddock
Jun 1st, 2009
12:58:54 AM
at least the Wolves don't fucking glitter
by crankyoldguy
Jun 1st, 2009
12:59:46 AM
Wow
by littlebigthumper
Jun 1st, 2009
01:07:06 AM
"I'm a Team Jacob member 100-percent!"
by TheMarineBiologist
Jun 1st, 2009
01:07:23 AM
The Werewolves do indeed glitter.
by Dingbatty
Jun 1st, 2009
01:29:41 AM
Seriously, though, Meyer bastardized
by Dingbatty
Jun 1st, 2009
01:31:54 AM
You did say it ...
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 1st, 2009
01:46:40 AM
I agree..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 1st, 2009
01:56:42 AM
To call Meyer a hack...
by thound007
Jun 1st, 2009
02:18:30 AM
FLASH UPGRADE REQUIRED
by Brody77
Jun 1st, 2009
02:30:10 AM
$90-$100 million opening weekend. Count on it.
by Rocco Curioso
Jun 1st, 2009
02:35:05 AM
Rocco
by thound007
Jun 1st, 2009
02:45:29 AM
Needs more GIANT PIG
by GIANT_PIG
Jun 1st, 2009
03:43:22 AM
You can get to fuck Harry
by masteryoda007
Jun 1st, 2009
04:06:56 AM
"She should just check her ovaries now, cuz she's not half the c
by Mr_Incredible
Jun 1st, 2009
04:07:54 AM
$90-$100..so the fuck what...lots of little girlies
by quantize
Jun 1st, 2009
04:10:20 AM
Well they have....
by EWS
Jun 1st, 2009
04:21:02 AM
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW POON
by Mr_Incredible
Jun 1st, 2009
04:21:35 AM
They are NOT werewolf
by EWS
Jun 1st, 2009
04:22:12 AM
Symantics...
by SunTzu77
Jun 1st, 2009
04:30:46 AM
My nipples just got hard
by kafka07
Jun 1st, 2009
04:33:40 AM
That was a wolf?!
by Cat_Corporation
Jun 1st, 2009
04:39:03 AM
Harry...Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son..
by JohnNadaUK
Jun 1st, 2009
04:52:37 AM
And cue the outraged fanboy umbridge in 4,3,2,..
by Yeti
Jun 1st, 2009
05:08:58 AM
The werewolves in these books are paedophiles.
by DamnMichaelBay
Jun 1st, 2009
05:42:57 AM
Conti. Opening day. Get the defibrillator.
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 1st, 2009
06:09:34 AM
ROFL
by nobunaga209
Jun 1st, 2009
06:14:19 AM
FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT
by The Amazing G
Jun 1st, 2009
06:19:47 AM
Meyer = the Uwe Boll of books
by The Amazing G
Jun 1st, 2009
06:21:21 AM
M-O-O-N... that spells shitty movie,,,
by LargoJr
Jun 1st, 2009
06:53:18 AM
You realize he's doing this just to taunt you.
by Nicodemus07
Jun 1st, 2009
06:58:57 AM
That MTV Movie Awards was the CRAPPIEST PIECE OF SHIT
by ricarleite2
Jun 1st, 2009
07:15:42 AM
As an 80's kid, I never thought I'd say this -
by sith_rising
Jun 1st, 2009
07:36:05 AM
Let's forget for a moment that I have no interest in this series
by rbatty024
Jun 1st, 2009
07:47:29 AM
How dare you sir! I'm outraged.
by Lost Jarv
Jun 1st, 2009
07:59:42 AM
speaking of MST3K
by kafka07
Jun 1st, 2009
08:03:16 AM
and fuck this shit
by Lost Jarv
Jun 1st, 2009
08:03:32 AM
fascinated if this is a big hit...
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 1st, 2009
08:08:08 AM
Meyer is doing something right
by rainbowtrout1265
Jun 1st, 2009
08:16:48 AM
Exactly what kind of moron adult does this attract
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 1st, 2009
08:16:49 AM
And Harry you CLEARLY don't love Vampires or Werewolves
by IndustryKiller!
Jun 1st, 2009
08:18:06 AM
Er]
by Fortunesfool
Jun 1st, 2009
08:24:24 AM
eR
by Fortunesfool
Jun 1st, 2009
08:24:37 AM
What the fuck. Stop posting for no reason..
by Fortunesfool
Jun 1st, 2009
08:25:52 AM
twilight
by Bladernner79
Jun 1st, 2009
08:32:12 AM
HUNKY!
by twogunjames
Jun 1st, 2009
08:33:35 AM
A sneek peek at the film that will sweep the MTV movie awards ne
by KevinMuller
Jun 1st, 2009
08:58:44 AM
new MOON trailer
by leanmeanADmachine
Jun 1st, 2009
09:04:08 AM
My wife came in her panties.
by knowthyself
Jun 1st, 2009
09:06:04 AM
knowthyself
by palpatinefuckedmydog
Jun 1st, 2009
09:25:22 AM
Attack of the Digiwolf
by director stan arthur
Jun 1st, 2009
09:27:43 AM
Any guy who pays to see this should really question his sexualit
by ganymede3010
Jun 1st, 2009
09:50:27 AM
NEW MOON TRAILER ON MONDAY?
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 1st, 2009
09:58:38 AM
Looks like one of the wolves from Narnia
by FeralAngel
Jun 1st, 2009
10:10:20 AM
GIRLS ARE STUPID
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 1st, 2009
10:12:25 AM
"...nothing more than a couple of lackadaisical scenes..."
by Big Jim
Jun 1st, 2009
10:18:09 AM
Note on the 'Werewolves'
by Lachrymist
Jun 1st, 2009
10:30:50 AM
I liked this story when it was called BUFFY -
by thewizardofoz
Jun 1st, 2009
10:31:31 AM
NEW EMOON
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 1st, 2009
11:09:33 AM
Universal/Mattel Musical
by Anna Valerious
Jun 1st, 2009
11:27:10 AM
hahahhaaa..he turned into a dog..
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
Jun 1st, 2009
12:03:58 PM
Wow. Screw this.
by maelstrom_ZERO
Jun 1st, 2009
12:05:10 PM
few words spring to mind
by BendersShinyAss
Jun 1st, 2009
12:32:13 PM
To the Fag who said Buffy was 4adults
by MegaBaltar5000
Jun 1st, 2009
01:33:26 PM
LOVE IT
by Potch
Jun 1st, 2009
01:37:45 PM
Themarinebiolgist
by Potch
Jun 1st, 2009
01:40:50 PM
Mr Gorilla...
by Potch
Jun 1st, 2009
01:48:38 PM
TWEENLIGHT
by TiPPiDa
Jun 1st, 2009
03:09:56 PM
PS.
by TiPPiDa
Jun 1st, 2009
03:11:55 PM
Is Armored Mullet on the sound track?
by MegaBaltar5000
Jun 1st, 2009
03:23:42 PM


by MegaBaltar5000

Jun 1st, 2009
03:24:08 PM
Guh-ay!!!!!! they should call this series
by Brannagins Law
Jun 1st, 2009
04:17:42 PM
Holy Fuck this shit is pathetic!!!
by lostfish
Jun 1st, 2009
04:24:53 PM
jeez people.
by imascooby1985
Jun 1st, 2009
04:38:24 PM
I'm gonna call you Harriet from now on
by Bramton1
Jun 1st, 2009
04:55:17 PM
My wife enjoyed Twilight
by Bramton1
Jun 1st, 2009
04:58:04 PM
What's especially sad...
by Bramton1
Jun 1st, 2009
05:03:43 PM
lostfish
by Potch
Jun 1st, 2009
05:12:15 PM
Potch
by lostfish
Jun 1st, 2009
05:22:46 PM
Harry loves this series and hates Underworld...
by Quake II
Jun 1st, 2009
06:14:22 PM
leanmeanADmachine...I did too!
by Quake II
Jun 1st, 2009
06:29:20 PM
Potch
by maelstrom_ZERO
Jun 1st, 2009
06:43:11 PM
Questioning My Sexuality, Gaynemede?
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 1st, 2009
08:25:00 PM
What's a Spymunk?
by The Dark Shite
Jun 1st, 2009
09:16:31 PM
Dark Shite
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 1st, 2009
09:42:41 PM
..."The wolf looks fake!..." "...Too cute and fluffy!..."
by Fleet
Jun 1st, 2009
09:53:09 PM
(Repost) ..."The wolf looks fake!..." "...Too cute and fluffy!..
by Fleet
Jun 1st, 2009
09:56:35 PM
Fleet - Remember, these are Darkness Geek s...
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 1st, 2009
10:17:19 PM
Why are TWILIGHT trailers so pretentious?
by Drath
Jun 1st, 2009
10:31:49 PM
ThusSpakeSpymunk
by Fleet
Jun 1st, 2009
10:34:03 PM
I'm tempted to tell Harry.....
by Khan_Noonien_Zing
Jun 1st, 2009
10:48:33 PM
Khan_Noonien_Zing
by Fleet
Jun 1st, 2009
11:03:20 PM
maelstrom_ZERO
by Potch
Jun 1st, 2009
11:47:22 PM
That fucking rocked!
by seibei iguchi
Jun 1st, 2009
11:47:57 PM
Potch
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 2nd, 2009
08:37:50 AM
ThusSpakeSpymunk
by Potch
Jun 2nd, 2009
12:08:23 PM
Potch, And besides ...
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 2nd, 2009
07:59:44 PM
Potch
by maelstrom_ZERO
Jun 2nd, 2009
08:00:39 PM
maelstrom_ZERO
by Potch
Jun 3rd, 2009
12:51:11 PM
And also ... SPARKLES!
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 4th, 2009
09:16:36 AM
And now for some Javob
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 4th, 2009
09:18:59 AM
ThusSpakeSpymunk
by Potch
Jun 4th, 2009
11:42:20 AM
Potch
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 6th, 2009
12:16:36 PM

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