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Find Out Who Will Receive Those Cool TERMINATOR SALVATION Publications From Titan Books!! Winning Entries Here!!


Merrick here...

...with the results of our Titan Books TERMINATOR contest (announced HERE).




First off, I need to apologize for not getting the results out to you sooner. Been snowed under by some rather dramatic happenings in my personal life, as well as grappling with significant backlog on the AICN front.

Also, this was a very tricky contest to process because:

1) 99% of the entries were quite intelligent and compelling, and...

2) there were startling similarities in roughly 80% of those entires. As such, passing summary judgement was nearly impossible in most causes...and the worthiness of entires was sometimes determined by evaluating almost ludicrous minutiae.

Interestingly, Brett Ratner didn't figure in any of the submissions (woulda bet money that he would). Many people suggested saving The Library in Alexandria, although each suggested different ramifications of saving it. One entry advanced a reasonably convincing argument for hemping up the world, multiple people suggested aiding Tesla, and...again...theorized wildly differing outcomes of doing so. Many conceits were intriguing (preventing the invention of "X" - potentially impacting our modern world in "____" ways), but follow throughs were not always as well reasoned as their initial premise.

BELOW: the winning entires, as well as a few "honorable mentions" who'll receive nothing other than "honorable mention" (I gebuinely don't intend this to sound as snarky as it does).

HERE'S THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER

...who will receive receive THE ART OF TERMINATOR SALVATION, TERMINATOR SALVATION: THE MOVIE COMPANION, and Alan Dean Foster's TERMINATOR SALVATION novelization..

I like the poignance of this entry; it lends a DAY THE EARTH STOOOD STILL sense of pathos to the TERMINATOR mythology.


Nick Moore, Altamonte Springs FL


I would program my Terminator to show the past what we've become as people.

The way we treat each other - and how only a disaster can bring us together.

The way we pollute this Earth with no mean of sensitivity on how we are killing this planet.

How greedy big corporations have become while the poor get poorer and they keep getting richer.

Show us how our excessive spending will eventually result in turmoil.

Lastly, hopefully show everyone that instead of big fancy expensive things, all we ever needed to be happy was each other.










5 RUNNERS-UP

...will receive a copy of TERMINATOR SALVATION: THE MOVIE COMPANION .


TROY HESSE, Pulaski NY

One target for termination.......
1. Gavrilo Princip, 25 July 1894 ..... If he was killed he wouldnt have assissinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand and caused WW1,,, which in turn, caused Adolf Hitler to serve in the German Army, thus becomeing dissatisfied with the Treaty of Versailles when the war ended. In 1923 he attempted a coup in the form of the Beer Hall Putsch, which in turn he went to jail for and wrote Mein Kampf.
And the rest is history. Now im not saying that the termimation of this person would have changed much, it is a possiblity, and would have saved MILLIONS of lives between servicemen and the persecution of the Jews in Europe.




Gus Gonzales, III Austin, TX.

I would send a Terminator back in time to guard then-U.S. Senator Robert Kennedy from assassination on June 5, 1968.  It would be programmed to assume the identity of an FBI or Secret Service agent assigned to Kennedy's detail, and I would program it to guard Kennedy from his victory in the 1968 California primary through a General Election Victory and on through to the extent of whatever presidential terms he might have served.

The vision and scope of Kennedy's candidacy would have transformed American society, politics and power in the midst of a crucial turning point that irrevocably impacted succeeding decades, across the spectrum.  "Fear not the path of truth for the lack of people walking on it" he stated in his last speech, given hours before he was killed.  Imagine how very different our nation and our individual lives would have been had he lived to fulfill that promise.





Aaron B Mayeski, Yulee FL

I would send a re-programmed T-888 back in time to Assassinate Ramses the I, Pharaoh of Egypt. Ramses the 1st felt threatened by the Jewish race and how they populated so quickly, that is why he tried to destroy them.

Killing him would mean that Baby Moses would be just another slave boy and he would never grow up to be a Jewish Messianic figure who let the people of out Egypt, and into the desert for 40 years to become the Jewish people they are today.

This would result in an alternate universe where the Bible was never written, the story and time line of Christ would be different or non-existent, and the Roman Empire would have not become Catholic, Christendom no being spread this entire world would be completely different.

This would have stopped the crusades, the inquisitions, the Empires of Great Britton, and America, and possibly the holocaust.





Sidney Friedfertig, Brooklyn NY


I would send the Terminator back to Jerusalem to save and protect the life of Jesus.
There would be no resurrection and as Jesus grew old he would show his followers that he was not a god but a man.
Throughout history if given enough time great men have shown themselves to be less than great and fallible and subject to human needs and desires.
There would be no Christianity and hundreds of millions of lives would have been saved over nonsensical religious wars.





Nick Coulthurs, Liverpool England

 
I would send a terminator to kill Thomas Edison on or around 1888, freeing the way for Nikola Tesla.

This might have led to free energy, a short life span for the internal combustion engine and subsequently no need for the many wars, pollution, greedy oil barons and much of the general crap we are facing now.
 
Fanciful perhaps
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla>





HONORABLE MENTION





The following four entries that made my final selection, but I couldn't select them as recipients because they lacked addresses - a requirement clearly specified on the contest rules. Thought they were worthy of sharing & discussing all the same...

Brian Catton, location unknown.


I would send my Terminator to around 5 century BC, roughly around the time Jesus was supposedly born. 

Assuming the concept of Jesus is true, I would have my Terminator kill Jesus and all those who knew of his existence. 

The Terminator would go on to kill all of the apostles, all of the people with passage s in the new/old testament and erase any notion, idea or memory of Jesus or Catholisicm. 

Without Jesus, Christianity would not be born and would drastically alter the status of our current time of 2009. 

Undoubtedly other reltions would flurish, specifically buddhism which started around 486 BC. 

This one change would absolutely and undeniable alter every single thing we know and would make our world as it is in 2009 completely unrecognizable.






Greg Hettinger, location unknown.

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

In a flash of light, flash of steel,
a Terminator would lead them
into the valley of Death
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
The Terminator did not give a shit.

Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the liquid metal sabre stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd
by the T modeled number'd
man with the glowing red eyes.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
they fought with all they had to give
when at last the metal man spoke
come with me if you want to live.

O the wild charge they made
as all the world wondered.
how they prevented an alliance cascade
that would lead the world into war
if not for the bravery of the man with red eyes
and the Noble six hundred;
during the victorious charge of
The Light Brigade.






Erik Rentmeester , location unknown

In the Library at Alexandria.

First steam engine, early antibiotics, philosophy of respect for science, location of Atlantis and untold treasures of archeology.

Many historians believe that the fire set back our culture 2,000 years.

There was also a great respect for the belief that humans disrespect nature (the gods), at their own peril.
 
Perhaps this would have continued our enlightenment...and tied our science closer to fundamental morality, thus keeping us from trying to make machines to replace ourselves and what the ancients considered a soul.

A terminator could have eliminated fanatical religion from the equation of that time...as many believe that religion was the reason for the destruction of the Library, or its contents, in the first place.
 
Thus, if it came, Judgement Day would have been a thousand years ago, and we would be living in the eternal Utopia created after the toasting of the planet.



And, finally, I respectfully tip my hat to the following...

Chris Smith, Lincoln, CA

Helga Schrecklicher Filme made a decision that impacted the fate of millions.
 
A terminator must be sent back in time to terminate her, for a decision she made must be undone for the betterment of mankind.
 
On a warm summer Sunday, she met a man named Albert in Wermelskirchen, Germany.
 
The two fell in love and were married in a month’s time.
 
On September 22, 1964 they made a choice to conceive a child.
 
That child’s name was Uwe Boll.





An odd side note to one of the publications above: the novelization of the film actually contains a different ending than the conclusion used in the film. As I understand the matter, the novelization's ending was made different to maintain the secrecy of the film's ending...but, by buying the novelization...readers can log onto a website to download the actual ending of the book. At least, I think that's right.

HUGE thanks to Titan Books for not only making this contest possible, but for handling prize fulfillment. You can find more information about the titles by clicking HERE.



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First!!!!!
by Foomas
May 27th, 2009
12:05:28 PM
Here's the ending.
by imagin78
May 27th, 2009
12:06:44 PM
Damn you, McG! Damn you to hell!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 27th, 2009
12:09:27 PM
ANTI-CHRISTIAN
by TennesseeKorben
May 27th, 2009
12:11:30 PM
These Books Should be Burned
by MANZILLA
May 27th, 2009
12:11:54 PM
Burn?
by TennesseeKorben
May 27th, 2009
12:13:18 PM
Who The Fuck Picked These Essays
by MANZILLA
May 27th, 2009
12:18:26 PM
ROFL @ RANDAL LANCE
by aceattorney
May 27th, 2009
12:20:50 PM
i wonder
by simondark
May 27th, 2009
12:21:25 PM
Thanks TennesseeKorbe, Merrick you should be ashamed
by MANZILLA
May 27th, 2009
12:22:34 PM
Lame
by jimmy_009
May 27th, 2009
12:24:54 PM
The Winning Entry
by TennesseeKorben
May 27th, 2009
12:25:19 PM
All of the runner ups = infinitely more on topic than the winner
by jimmy_009
May 27th, 2009
12:26:47 PM
Chris Smith FTW
by RaveX
May 27th, 2009
12:28:40 PM
Gotta say, I concur
by BenBraddock
May 27th, 2009
12:29:32 PM
The Last One
by TennesseeKorben
May 27th, 2009
12:29:58 PM
LOL @ Jimmy009
by TennesseeKorben
May 27th, 2009
12:31:07 PM
Merrick, I appreciate your desire to end the plague of Christian
by dr sauch
May 27th, 2009
12:33:43 PM
Winners
by Unwashedmasses
May 27th, 2009
12:41:08 PM
why all the jesus hate?
by Turd Furgeson
May 27th, 2009
12:45:59 PM
Chris Smith! Hah.
by kikuchiyoboy
May 27th, 2009
12:48:28 PM
I'm not a religilous man but some of these
by kikuchiyoboy
May 27th, 2009
12:52:00 PM
Yeah this contest blew
by jimmy_009
May 27th, 2009
12:57:49 PM
Was pretty hilarious.
by Liquid Meddle
May 27th, 2009
01:02:24 PM
Oh, and the winning entry..
by Liquid Meddle
May 27th, 2009
01:04:03 PM
This would be cool...
by AssassinWithSon
May 27th, 2009
01:05:56 PM
Also...
by AssassinWithSon
May 27th, 2009
01:07:27 PM
I'm suprised no one wrote
by kikuchiyoboy
May 27th, 2009
01:07:45 PM
Double also...
by AssassinWithSon
May 27th, 2009
01:12:20 PM
"They don't give powerpoint presentations
by seppukudkurosawa
May 27th, 2009
01:13:31 PM
Marrick, weren't there two categories?
by Zombie_Wolfman
May 27th, 2009
01:15:36 PM
Merrick is a complete RETARD!!!!!
by invictus005
May 27th, 2009
01:28:45 PM
McG would TERMINATE HARRY!!!
by HarryBlackPotter
May 27th, 2009
01:43:04 PM
What a stupid contest.
by jarjarmessiah
May 27th, 2009
01:47:48 PM
Muslim-targeted Terminators?
by whackmeyer
May 27th, 2009
01:50:34 PM
i would send the terminator back to take out the winners...
by HaterofCrap
May 27th, 2009
01:58:37 PM
HarryBlackPotter
by chuffsterUK
May 27th, 2009
01:59:48 PM
Machine Gun Jesus
by theoldgunslinger
May 27th, 2009
02:00:52 PM
A good entry?
by whackmeyer
May 27th, 2009
02:02:26 PM
Well...
by SunTzu77
May 27th, 2009
02:02:36 PM
Been coming here since 2000 (formerly Doom II)
by Quake II
May 27th, 2009
02:05:57 PM
Jimmy09's right! Powerpoint guy's your winner?!
by The_Man_Behind_The_Curtain
May 27th, 2009
02:13:23 PM
Im Chris Smith
by diseptikon
May 27th, 2009
02:14:05 PM
Killing Jesus = This year would not be called "2009".
by FleshMachine
May 27th, 2009
02:16:34 PM
"Fuck this movie"
by IndyCollector
May 27th, 2009
02:17:56 PM
btw Christianity and Islam are EXACTLY the same!
by FleshMachine
May 27th, 2009
02:19:51 PM
To all the idiots that think Christianity is the blight of the w
by jimmy_009
May 27th, 2009
02:25:43 PM
My entry had Hitler choking on his balls while his balls were be
by Leadley
May 27th, 2009
02:27:28 PM
I mean, my entry's got everything...
by Leadley
May 27th, 2009
02:30:48 PM
I just need a little clarification...
by Leadley
May 27th, 2009
02:34:24 PM
So what we're saying here...
by Leadley
May 27th, 2009
02:37:45 PM
Get Real...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 27th, 2009
02:38:47 PM
In conclusion:
by Leadley
May 27th, 2009
02:40:56 PM
I suppose it was helpful to be a leftist anti-Christian bigot
by CreatureCantina
May 27th, 2009
02:41:46 PM
Here are a few more nicknames for Hitler's balls:
by Leadley
May 27th, 2009
02:45:39 PM
I really should be surprised at these posts but i am not.
by get_a_life_knobhead
May 27th, 2009
02:52:26 PM
Progressive Liberal bias aplenty...
by Tacoloft
May 27th, 2009
02:56:46 PM
The people of the past?
by ROBRAM89
May 27th, 2009
03:14:21 PM
Why enter???
by Kid Z
May 27th, 2009
03:16:06 PM
Kid Z, that's what future Terminator was for.
by kikuchiyoboy
May 27th, 2009
03:25:18 PM
If they didn't have their head in the sand,
by kikuchiyoboy
May 27th, 2009
03:28:27 PM
Nice to see...
by THE WALLACE
May 27th, 2009
03:41:11 PM
Jesus?
by Toonol
May 27th, 2009
03:43:07 PM
ROBRAM89
by Toonol
May 27th, 2009
03:44:22 PM
Mad TV skit where Terminator PROTECTS Jesus?
by turketron_2
May 27th, 2009
03:53:31 PM
Terminator in Jerusalem? That was on MAD TV wasn't it?
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
May 27th, 2009
03:53:43 PM
The Alternative
by sloanist
May 27th, 2009
04:05:37 PM
When I take a look at the talkbacks...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 27th, 2009
04:08:35 PM
OH, YEAH....
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 27th, 2009
04:12:04 PM
I would send a Terminator back in time to
by lockesbrokenleg
May 27th, 2009
04:13:53 PM
THIS JUST PROVES THE FAILURE OF OUR SCHOOL SYSTEMS
by MANZILLA
May 27th, 2009
04:14:46 PM
the 1st of many
by bauer316
May 27th, 2009
04:23:31 PM
This is REDICULOUS...
by damagedinc
May 27th, 2009
04:47:34 PM
Well put.
by whackmeyer
May 27th, 2009
05:36:00 PM
the scary thing
by frank cotton
May 27th, 2009
05:36:31 PM
Not that I reckon this is the place to post this
by seppukudkurosawa
May 27th, 2009
05:37:37 PM
Is the Winner's Terminator, Tiny Tim from Christmas Carol?
by Drunken Busboy
May 27th, 2009
05:41:39 PM
Hmmmm...
by elwood_p_dud
May 27th, 2009
05:44:48 PM
None of these were better than mine.
by Vindibudd
May 27th, 2009
05:46:55 PM
CONTESTS
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 27th, 2009
05:49:12 PM
Aaron is my best friend
by Kloipy
May 27th, 2009
05:49:56 PM
Mine was that the Terminator got sent back to
by lockesbrokenleg
May 27th, 2009
05:52:28 PM
And at least I was creative...
by Vindibudd
May 27th, 2009
06:07:19 PM

by theoldgunslinger
May 27th, 2009
06:54:54 PM
theoldgunslinger
by damagedinc
May 27th, 2009
07:27:22 PM
I didn't put my address..
by The Dark Shite
May 27th, 2009
08:04:28 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?
by benlinus
May 27th, 2009
09:27:10 PM
my entry didn't win but here it is anyway
by Kloipy
May 27th, 2009
09:31:05 PM
Fuck John Lennon
by The Bicycle Sharer
May 27th, 2009
09:44:05 PM
Relax, oversensitive Christians...
by ebonic_plague
May 27th, 2009
09:46:01 PM
Bicycle sharer
by ebonic_plague
May 27th, 2009
09:53:32 PM
This Site = Anti-American/ Anti-Christian
by GeorgieBoy
May 27th, 2009
09:55:52 PM
But, GeorgieBoy...
by ebonic_plague
May 27th, 2009
10:01:42 PM
OffingJesus, or more importantly Saint Paul,
by seppukudkurosawa
May 27th, 2009
10:05:52 PM
WHO CARES WHEN BARCA OWNED MAN U!!!!!
by most excellent ninja
May 27th, 2009
10:19:26 PM
Ebonic_plague
by damagedinc
May 27th, 2009
10:20:06 PM
This was my entry..
by The Dark Shite
May 27th, 2009
10:25:10 PM
Not to take away from the winners though..
by The Dark Shite
May 27th, 2009
10:29:32 PM
Christianity is an easy target
by frank cotton
May 27th, 2009
10:38:44 PM
Is this a religious debate now?
by The Dark Shite
May 27th, 2009
10:47:52 PM
DamagedInc
by ebonic_plague
May 27th, 2009
11:06:39 PM
Anti-Semitic & Anti-Christian -Brilliant!!
by George Newman
May 28th, 2009
12:20:30 AM
Is everything tasteless fair game?
by George Newman
May 28th, 2009
12:21:40 AM
HEY...YOU!! TOO MANY @@SHOLES TO MENTION!
by JabbaTheMutt
May 28th, 2009
12:54:17 AM
Hmmm....
by SunTzu77
May 28th, 2009
12:58:43 AM
Jabbathemutt..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
01:56:16 AM
NeoGAF?
by CENOBITE
May 28th, 2009
02:10:55 AM
By the way..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
02:10:58 AM
Ebonic_Plague
by damagedinc
May 28th, 2009
02:15:43 AM
NOW we're talkin'....
by JabbaTheMutt
May 28th, 2009
02:34:23 AM
The Dark Shite
by damagedinc
May 28th, 2009
02:36:14 AM
So..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
02:37:51 AM
Sorry..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
02:38:51 AM
damagedinc
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
02:48:39 AM
Yeah Jabba..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
02:56:51 AM
Hitler & Jesus
by Liquid Meddle
May 28th, 2009
03:00:53 AM
Anyway..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
03:10:08 AM
t4 was wonderful
by brightlights
May 28th, 2009
04:14:20 AM
Funny to see the current fundamentalist atheist rave is still on
by pax256
May 28th, 2009
05:28:19 AM
Time to squash these same ole BS anti-Christian remarks...
by SunTzu77
May 28th, 2009
06:35:49 AM
Enough with painting every Muslim with the same brush:
by seppukudkurosawa
May 28th, 2009
06:46:26 AM
Laughing - give the anti materialist FREE STUFF
by JackRabbitSlim
May 28th, 2009
08:36:50 AM
SunTzu77..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
10:54:53 AM
KKK
by Liquid Meddle
May 28th, 2009
12:05:17 PM
So....
by diseptikon
May 28th, 2009
12:38:05 PM
Liquid Meddle..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
07:16:02 PM
Dark..
by Liquid Meddle
May 28th, 2009
08:29:19 PM
However,
by Liquid Meddle
May 28th, 2009
08:30:46 PM
I'm glad your honest...
by SunTzu77
May 28th, 2009
08:35:21 PM
See, that's the problem though..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
08:35:27 PM
Another link...
by SunTzu77
May 28th, 2009
08:39:33 PM
SunTzu77
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
08:41:16 PM
& if that's the saint Louis I'm thinking of..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
08:43:43 PM
& SunTzu77
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
08:52:58 PM
I meant the first 5 books of the O.T
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
09:01:02 PM
I googled Madden..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
09:11:02 PM
That KKK/Islamist Fundamentalist thing is a quote from
by seppukudkurosawa
May 28th, 2009
09:20:30 PM
seppukudkurosawa
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
09:29:42 PM

by Liquid Meddle
May 28th, 2009
09:55:32 PM
Well if you weren't arguing
by seppukudkurosawa
May 28th, 2009
10:01:44 PM
Unm Galileo wasn't murdered.
by Rufferto
May 28th, 2009
10:05:41 PM
The Mona Lisa..
by Liquid Meddle
May 28th, 2009
10:07:04 PM
Galileo..
by The Dark Shite
May 28th, 2009
10:29:14 PM
Where are your sources to cite that?
by Rufferto
May 28th, 2009
11:01:01 PM
Rufferto
by The Dark Shite
May 29th, 2009
02:52:19 AM
Ok..
by The Dark Shite
May 29th, 2009
09:18:17 AM
Instead of six, not one.
by The Dark Shite
May 29th, 2009
09:19:58 AM

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