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Hey folks, Harry here.
There seems to be quite a bit of speculation out there
about the validity of the hype seen on this website
concerning THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and
THE IRON GIANT. Also there seems to be this
perception that if you send me something cool or an
airplane ticket or a premiere pass that you are
somehow guaranteed a wildly praising review from
me.
Well, let me address this cause quite frankly I’m sick
of it.
First off, in the 3 and a half years this site has existed,
I have gone on 29 trips courtesy of someone else’s
buck. Some have been world premieres, speaking
engagements, film festivals, set visits and a part in
two films.
Do you have any conception of how many I turn
down?
No. You don’t. I get tickets to world premieres
offered all the time. I don’t go to many of them.
Why? Simple. Because something is showing at the
Alamo Drafthouse that I’d rather see. Recently I was
offered a trip to a very high profile comedy set, where
I could meet a superstar, the director and a babe or
two, but.... I was more jonesed to see LAKE
PLACID that day.
How much was I paid to see Lake Placid?
Hmmmm.... Well I got my tickets from THE
AUSTIN CHRONICLE, a local newspaper that
provides me with.... oh.... I’ll say 95% of my free
passes to movies, and have no studio ties at all. I
went to the Regal cinema, stood in line for an hour
and a half. Bought a soda pop, got a free keychain
from the local Television station that was a sponsor
for the event. Never spoke to the studio rep, never
got a press kit or a poster. Total Profit for seeing the
movie.... A key chain, and that wasn’t even from the
studio. In fact... I had no contact with any of them. So I guess I got zilch.
THE HAUNTING? Well, gosh. I never received a
press kit or stills. My tickets.... The Austin
Chronicle. No poster, no books, no props, no phone
calls with the director or any interaction with the
studio at all. The result? I liked the film. I even
went back and paid to see it that next weekend again,
and still enjoyed it. Payola? A negative $3.75 plus
the cost of gas.
To get on the various studio publicity screening ticket
junket bit, you have to fax them a letter requesting
this on company letterhead.
I do not have company letterhead. I do not have a
FAX machine. I don’t know who to call or fax, and I
have never signed up for their lists.
One screening company sends me tickets. One ticket,
good for 2 people, for the various studios who’s
products the rep. That’s how I got my A STIR OF
ECHOES ticket, my DETROIT ROCK CITY ticket
(which I gave to Tom Joad because there was another
screening I was going to).
Does this mean the studios never send me stuff?
Nope. Not true. New Line sends me all their press
books and slides (which really don’t do me any good,
I really would rather get an Electronic Press Kit,
but.... I’ve never called to complain in the last year of
getting these)
I got an autographed IRON GIANT poster signed by
Brad Bird yesterday. Did he send it to me? Nope. It
came from this producer dude that used to have me
on his Radio Show in Las Vegas back.... oh.... a year
or two ago, and he recently did a piece with Brad
Bird, and had him sign about a dozen posters to
giveaway as prizes on the radio program... But this
guy reads the site and figured I’d appreciate it.
I also got a FACE/OFF poster signed by JOHN WOO
the same way. This radio guy up in Seattle, I think,
did an interview with him and had him autograph the
poster, HOWEVER, didn’t tell him who it was for,
and it was after my review.
Hell, I got an autographed MIGHTY PEKING MAN
poster signed by the Jungle Woman in the movie.
Did my alleged ‘good buddy’ Quentin Tarantino send
this to me? Nope. It came from David Poland, one
of my harshest critics over at Roughcut. And... It
came after my Ebert stint.
Let’s look at the premieres. Well, I went to
STARSHIP TROOPERS, RUSH HOUR,
GODZILLA, THE FACULTY, ALIEN
RESURRECTION, A BUG’S LIFE, EDtv,
ARMAGEDDON and I think that’s it. There might
be more, but that’s all that I remember right now.
STARSHIP TROOPERS was my first, and I loved
the film. RUSH HOUR was fun, not a great
premiere, but certainly a fun movie. GODZILLA,
still one of my fave movie memories. Watching that
film with 20,000 some odd screaming New Yorkers
bouncing beach balls around Madison Square
Garden, people standing on their seats doing that
Arsenio Hall dog pound ‘whop whop’ thing. But ya
know, 24 hours later in Austin I rewatched it and
bombed it, though I still liked the effects work.... and
I still do. THE FACULTY was fun, not a great
premiere, but a fun sci fi flick, not the reinvention of
the wheel though. ALIEN RESURRECTION, I
bombed the hell out of. And told the head of the
studio in no uncertain words that I really hated the
film. A BUG’S LIFE, Pixar treated me royally even
though I had already reviewed the film and preferred
ANTZ... Which I still do, though A BUG’S LIFE is
still a fantastic movie, I just like ANTZ more (though
I didn’t go to the premiere, got zero free stuff for and
had no airplane tickets or swag for at all). One of the
coolest things I’ve received is from Pixar... It’s that
lenticular Making of A BUG’S LIFE book that is....
INCREDIBLE, but in addition everyone I met at
Pixar signed it and did sketches in it for me, including
a Flik by Lasseter. BUT, I got that about two months
ago. WELL after the fact. A similar book came from
Dreamworks regarding THE PRINCE OF EGYPT,
but months after I reviewed it and at no insistence on
my part, and it got them zero extra publicity.
ARMAGEDDON, coolest premiere I’ve been to yet.
Loved the film. Went out and bought the Criterion
DVD out of my own pocket. And no matter what
Jeffrey Wells says, I did cry and still do during that
film. And on that Criterion disc, the scene with
Lawrence Tierney kills me. Of course, I’ve always
thought L.T. bore a similarity to my Dad.
It might interest you to know that I didn’t go to THE
IRON GIANT premiere. Why? Because I had
something I was doing here in Austin. In fact, most
of the time when I get offers I can’t go because....
Well there’s a birthday or a friend is having a get
together. Or I just don’t feel like it. Sure, it’d been
cool to go to the IRON GIANT premiere. Would
have loved to of met Brad, I think he’s a genius.
But.... I was having a back yard party here in Austin
where I was screening SUPERMAN II for some
friends. And that was more important.
Now, this Monday I’m flying myself out to see
DETROIT ROCK CITY in L.A. Why? Because I
have always wanted to see KISS in concert in
make-up. Every other time I’ve had a chance to see
them perform in make-up, some personal disaster
kept me from seeing the KNIGHTS IN SATAN’S
SERVICE, so... When a friend turned up a pass for
me to go and not only see DETROIT ROCK CITY,
but the after concert and party. Well, I called up
American Airlines and scheduled up a flight.
It’s the same whim that took me to Paris to see John
Carpenter’s VAMPIRES. Sometimes... There’s just
something happening in this world that I have to go
see. I had tickets to see STAR WARS EPISODE
ONE in San Francisco at that special screening.... Air
flight and everything, but... I was in line. I was with
friends laying siege to the theater. I’ll be damned if
some monkey suit affair was going to drag me to
attend.
The set visits. I haven’t done too many of these,
though I have been offered a lot of em. I went to
THE MUMMY set in London because I knew I could
hook up with a contact and get the Episode One
script, plus... I’d be able to see how the production on
that film was coming along. Meanwhile, The New
York Times was there, along with Entertainment
Weekly, Starlog, Cinefantastique, US, Premiere and
many other print medias. The biggest difference
between us was I didn’t hang out with the publicity
folks, I talked to construction workers on the set, one
of whom also took hand in building that big wheel of
Kubrick’s on 2001 as well as STAR WARS sets.
Ultimately when I saw the MUMMY, I didn’t really
care for it, and said so in my review. I felt it was too
cheesy and not the film I wanted it to be.
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT:
3 weeks before Sundance, Joe Hallenbeck got a video
of the film and didn’t watch it. A week before
Sundance, I got an email saying to look out for the
film at the festival and gave me the premise. I liked
the premise and was curious to learn more, so I
passed it on through the site, alerting my people that
were at Sundance to see it.
They did. They loved it. I had a lot of reviews for
the film come in from Sundance, but I printed just a
couple. And they were from people I knew.
Hallenbeck saw the film on video on the second day
of the festival, liked it quite a bit, and I had him send
me the tape so I could see if it was as good as the
reviews were claiming.
Meanwhile I flew off to ROTTERDAM. When I
came back, I watched it. And loved the film. I felt it
wasn’t for everyone. But, it was for the
unconventional filmgoer. It was an art house
experimental horror film. But, as I showed it to
anyone and everyone that’d come over to watch it, I
realized something. It was really getting these people
in that creep out sort of way. After every showing,
we’d stay up till dawn talking about the film, about
implications and about how the premise is taken from
about a hundred pieces of film from before, what we
each saw and how much fun it is to screen to people
that don’t know.
90% of the reviews written for THE BLAIR WITCH
PROJECT that appeared posted on my site by me,
came from me personally screening the film for these
people. Moriarty, Copernicus, Quint, Hooper, Segue
Zagnut and a bunch I can’t remember.
Why were we so passionate about the film? Because
the film got to us. It succeeded in doing what it
needed to in us. And we shared our enthusiasm.
So.... Did Artisan send me my tape? No. Joe
Hallenbeck did. How’d he get it? I don’t know, and
I don’t ask. All I know is he had it BEFORE Artisan
acquired it.
I was contacted by Artisan and the filmmakers to see
if I’d be interested in World Premiering the first
trailer for THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT. I jumped
at it. I love indie filmmaking, and the chance to help
this film reach a wider audience excited me. So on
April 3rd... I offered the links.
The hype regarding THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
on AICN came from the enthusiasm I had for the
film, along with those I showed the movie to.
Ultimately it came from the film itself, and the
mythology surrounding it which I felt was perfect
WILLIAM CASTLE fodder, which I could not resist
playing up.
THE IRON GIANT
On March 4th 1998, the first piece on THE IRON
GIANT appeared online on AICN. It was un early
piece of pre-production art that was quite moody
featuring the giant himself. No info, and not a bit of
talk back.
On July 5th 1998, the first insider look at THE IRON
GIANT came in. The insider was an animator.... but
not for Warner Brothers. And did know Brad, but not
more than as a casual industry way. In fact, the
source was from Disney. They reviewed the film as a
strict work of pencil and animatic version of the giant.
And... it affected this person the same way it did me.
Brad had apparently just shown the film to Frank
Thomas and Ollie Johnston (the classic Disney
animators). This review was the first piece to really
get me excited. It covered all the key bases of what I
have been hoping to see from an animated film.
BUT.... Talk Back was still.... ZERO.
Later in July a source at another animation studio,
still not Warners, provided me with some images
from the film itself. Talk Back erupted. 2 days later
Brad Bird called me to see if I’d consider taking the
shot of the Giant down cause he really wanted the
character introduced in the film. I talked with him for
a bit. Listened to his arguments and consented.
However, the Hogarth images remained, and Brad
was beside himself with how I could have gotten
these.
But folks. The animation industry is very close, and
everyone shows everyone each other’s work. It’s a
bit like show and tell. And that’s how I got em.
However, it wasn’t until February 1st that we had the
first real strong push of hype regarding THE IRON
GIANT, and that came from Moriarty. It touched
him at an extremely close and profound point. He
called me up and bent my ear in two, going into tiny
infinitesimal details about how we have to make the
world aware of this movie. At that point I had
already run 5 stories on THE IRON GIANT, and had
seen enough to get me excited. Combined with my
faith in Moriarty, I backed him up in his quest to get
an interview with Brad Bird.
I gave him Brad’s office number, which I’ve never
called, and told Moriarty to pump him for info.
Moriarty, a possessed man, went to work. Fighting
Warner Bros. to get in to talk to the man. Finally
going around them, disguising himself and got the
interview.
Now AICN doesn’t regularly do interviews because...
Well, usually it means the piece has to be approved
by a studio or the person you are interviewing.
Outside organizations will not and do not edit the
content I have on my site.
Meanwhile, EVERY review that I posted for IRON
GIANT, till the last 4 days, came from someone I
knew and trusted and wasn’t working for Warner
Brothers. They may be anonymous to you, but not to
me.
Then, the reviews of the past 4 days? Well, they
come from long time spies, talk backers, parents, etc.
People that work at Nestle, Dell, Apple, IBM, the
military, students at college, etc. None of them came
from hotmail accounts or anonymous servers. And
certainly didn’t come from warner.com.
Also.... It seems people try to use the ‘Salon’ article
to brow beat me with, well.... Had Salon bothered to
fact check the piece they’d found that at that time
AICN had run a total of 18 articles in a year and a
half on IRON GIANT, not 69.
That piece was sloppy reporting and innuendo. None
of which was backed up.
I don’t run EVERY review I get. In fact, I’d say it’s
closer to 1 in 20. I always represent both positive and
negative as I get it, and always try to give you to
proper context in regards to the state of the film....
ie... Sound, effects... the state of completion.
Ultimately if studios were really interested in false
hyping on my site, you would have seen 30 reviews
of WILD WILD WEST or INSPECTOR GADGET
or BIG DADDY or RUNAWAY BRIDE praising the
living shit out of the films. Instead.... you don’t. You
don’t see that dreck on AICN.
I like movies. nay, I love them. Everyday I wake up
wanting to live my life, spend time with those I love,
and embrace a bit of that silver screen. I love movies,
movie-going, movie-making and movie-marketing. I
love the process of film.
I love it when TIME magazine has to call up
scratching it’s head wondering where THE BLAIR
WITCH PROJECT came from and how so many
people found out about it, and them really not having
a clue.
I don’t take credit for it, instead, I give them the
entire history of how the film went from small
microscopic indie film... to being THE BLAIR
WITCH PROJECT with a $29 million dollar
weekend and phenomenal per screen averages.
Telling TIME that this is the potential of Horror
Films. Serious creepy scares. Not campy ha ha’s.
I love USA TODAY calling up asking about why
AICN seems to be the only place that has been talking
about THE IRON GIANT, and how she’d just seen
the film and loved it. “How did we know?”
We know because we care to find out. I don’t like
films to open and close and never to find out if it’s a
good flick or not. What’s the word? Yea or Nay?
Sure, I see just about everything anyway, but pretty
much my whole life I’ve had friends asking me what
they should see or how this movie was or have I
heard about such n such.
I’m a child grown up and raised on Famous Monsters
of Filmland, Starlog, Fangoria, Variety, Life, People,
Cinefex, Cinefantastique, Siskel and Ebert, Pauline
Kael, the Austin Chronicle and various Austin Critics,
My Father and his group of rabid film friends.
I’ve sold movie posters, presskits, animation cels,
props, gum cards, toys and related ephemera my
entire life.
At the age of 3 I was selling black and white stills of
Bruce Lee, Star Trek, Dr Who, War Of The Worlds,
Harryhausen films, Universal and Hammer monsters,
50’s Sci Fi and Scares.
Raised on the film festival and comic convention
circuit. I was raised in fandom from my earliest
memories. The world of cinema is that extra particle
in the air I breath that intoxicates me and allows me
to thrive.
If I get excited about a movie and allow my
enthusiasm and emotions to guide me, it’s because I
don’t allow myself to control them. I’m not Spock,
I’m Shatner and McCoy. I temper a bit of Spock
from time to time, but I’m an emotional being.
And that is the truth about AICN. All this other stuff
is just BS. I try to find others like me that share a
love and passion for film.
We may not agree on everything, and we may scream
and cuss and pitch a fit over this film or that film, but
that’s because our opinions on film... yours and mine,
are cemented to our passion for flicks.
You may agree... Disagree... Hell, you may even feel
like pinching my head off. But if you are disagreeing
with an opinion in my reviews, it is my opinion.
And opinions, contrary to some’s beliefs, are subject
to change.
Remember when girls (or guys) were icky. Well,
after further analysis... I have decided to form an
opinion that believes firmly that girls/women/ladies
are the cat’s meow. They’re the cream in my coffee,
the apple of my eye, the ranch in my dressing, the lips
around my ice cream cone. They rock!
And that’s one opinion I hope I never learn better on.
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