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Published on Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 12:21pm |
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Merrick Says Goodbye, And Hello, To STAR TREK...
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AICN's featured many reviews of J.J. Abrams' STAR TREK over the last few weeks - so many, so quickly that my adding yet another perspective seemed extremely unnecessary at best.
None the less, I've had many folks asking what I thought about this film...wondering how it sat with me, and why. Instead of actually reviewing the film, I thought approaching its release from a different vantage point might, conceivably...hopefully...provide some food for thought.
TREK holds a different meaning for me than it does for many people. I've multiple personal connections to the franchise - people who worked on various TREK books, television series, and films. I hold some precious childhood memories as well, which I'll share with you below. To get a better sense of my broader TREK philosophy, check out THIS SCRIPT REVIEW of an unproduced STAR TREK feature called "The Academy Years", THIS ASSESSMENT of Erik Jendresen's screenplay for an unmade film called STAR TREK: THE BEGINNING, or THIS remembrance of STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN's opening day.
So, as indicated above, what follows isn't really a review of J.J.'s TREK - it's more amalgam of the ideas reverberating through my head on the morning of the new film's arrival. Do I love the new film? I more than love it. Is it perfect? Not by a long shot - but it doesn't have it be. Such realizations carry a lot of baggage for someone like me, and simply saying "I like this movie" involves transcending many protective tendencies.
Like many people reading this, I was the kid who got beat up on the playground for liking a show bullies ignorantly identified as "STAR TRACK". I didn't know how to play football, and knew squat about soldier games or "take the fort". But if you showed me a stick on the ground that looked like a phaser? I could decimate vast hordes of invading Mugato and still have time to run to the bathroom before the tardy bell rang. As in many cases, STAR TREK was the glue that led to the establishment of long held friendships - it even acted as an attractor of sorts. Even though we didn't know each other, us TREK fans somehow found their way to one another & we took the rest from there.
Alas, increased numbers didn't make our interaction with the rest of the world any easier. Back in the day, picking off a herd of pre-pubescent Trekkers was tantamount to shotgunning wounded animals in a cage. But what these jackasses failed to comprehend is that this flood of intolerance was only galvanizing our love of TREK. In a real sense, we were living The Original Series' ideals - Infinite Diversity, Infinite Combinations. But when someone tries to oppress such notions? Sometimes you have to hit back - and hit back hard.
And so it was that at least once a week I'd go home with tears on my eyes, bloody elbows from being pushed down, ripped clothes, in-school detention slips, or missing something of value that had been stolen by Spock bashing marauders. But Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and the gang were always waiting for me...Monday through Friday at 4pm on Channel 24 in Austin...to show me the way towards something better. To show me that worlds can be changed, despite the demons taunting human nature.
It was during this time that I met two men who transformed my life indelibly.
My dad was a Science Fiction author. Back when I was a kid, he was asked to introduce Gene Roddenberry - who was speaking at the local University (where my father was a professor). After Gene's presentation, amidst a swarm of backstage chaos, I got to sit down and talk with The Great Bird himself. One on one, just me and him. I can still remember the sense of peace he conveyed that night, and his unforgettable, grandfatherly voice.
We probably didn't chat for very long, but in those few precious moments I was completely in his world, and he was the sole focus of mine. We talked about many things, and TREK. This was before STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE went into production; the proposed STAR TREK PHASE II series that morphed into a feature film, had not completely taken shape. Gene didn't know what form TREK would eventually assume, but he felt certain it would return. He shared with me, candidly, what he wanted to happen, and what he thought would happen. He invited me to come to the set and watch them film...whatever they'd be filming. This never came to be. My father, I think, was too proud to follow-up on such an invite. Still, it was a breathtaking opportunity to conjure.
A few years later, I had the mind-bending privilege of visiting with Leonard Nimoy in his dressing room. It was after a stage performance of EQUUS, or maybe it was VINCENT. I honestly don't recall, because...at the time...I simply didn't care. By that point he may've already proclaimed he was "not Spock" (I'm hazy on the timing of that proclamation). But to me, he was - and forever shall be, the First Office of the Starship Enterprise. The Son of Sarek.
It was in a darkened dressing room after a lengthy on-stage performance that an the exhausted-but-gracious Mr. Nimoy spent time with a starry eyed punk he probably doesn't even remember anymore. He signed the Starfleet "Enterprise Flight Deck Certification" Gene had thought to mail to me after meeting him. Leonard never shook my hand. Instead, he smiled warmly and genuinely, conveying volumes of sentiment though serene eyes. He parted his fingers to form the unmistakable Vulcan salute - inspired by the blessings of Hebrew priests. And in his soft, gravely voice, intoned, simply "Live long and prosper."
Over the years, I was touched by many such moments. Instances that indelibly defined STAR TREK as a critical element in my life experience. The many powerful and creative personalities I encountered...men and women who shepherded TREK across the decades...were instrumental in my becoming who I am. Naturally, this made me defensive about, and even protective of TREK. Because it was mine...even though it wasn't mine.
While I was beyond delighted to see the franchise escape the reign of Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, I wasn't sure about this Abrams cat. I knew of his creativity and accomplishments, and was well aware of his teams' pedigree - but everything about the early days of the new film's production felt smug...coy. It was impossible, it seemed, that The Powers behind this damn movie actually had a product worthy of such exhaustive conspiracy. To my admittedly paranoid mind, their steadfast determination to reveal so little early on meant they either had one helluva film, or no confidence whatsoever. Given Hollywood's law of averages, it was easy...and natural...to assume the later.
So it was with no small amount of apprehension that I approached Abrams' STAR TREK a few weeks back - my claws sharpened, my paternal protectiveness stoked to full flame. And, frankly, all of Abrams & Company's coyness ("it's not your father's STAR TREK"?) made me hope...just a little...that their product wouldn't deliver, and would result in franchise flattening pratfall of gargantuan proportions.
All of my fears are now muted. Not only were my misgivings silenced, they were bundled up in a neat little package that was then forcefully inserted into my out door with an explosive device attached. The new movie is the real thing, pure and simple.
Abrams, Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, Damon Lindelof, Bryan Burk, Jeffrey Chernov, and their posse have, first and foremost, created a cinematic experience. In some regards, J.J.'s TREK works on the same level as the original release of STAR WARS or BLADE RUNNER. There's a visual density here, an esthetic business, a distinctive vision unlike any TREK you've seen before (and unlike most other movies, for that matter). This is a sweeping symphony of light, sound, and sensory input - sometimes elegant, often kinetic, frequently beautiful, and consistently intriguing - populated by believable people behaving in accessible ways. As STAR TREK it is distinctively familiar, but also very much reshaped...reborn. It's like returning to visit a house you used to live in many years ago - the shape is the same and the basic layout feels familiar, but the fixtures are updated, the paint has been touched up, and you dig the new TV set mounted on that wall. Part of you might miss the place in which you used to live, but you may envy how the new tenants have spruced it up.
A long time ago, AICN alum Glen Oliver decimated STAR TREK NEMESIS in a review posted over at IGN (HERE). In the conclusion of his write-up, Glen accurately assessed the negative impact that film would have on the franchise, and passionately called for change. Here's a snippet of his manifesto:
Star Trek is not dead, but the ability of its shepherds to properly protect the flock may be irreparably compromised. Whether or not there are more Star Trek stories to tell is not an issue – such potential is as vast as the universe itself. Whether or not the people in charge can tell such stores IS a concern. This attrition has been happening for a long time, but only now is the full extent of Paramount's remiss complacency becoming evident. Give Star Trek its balls back. Take chances. Think out of the box. Put some color into the shows – good God, who wants to look at murky gray tones every week? Add visual dynamic and kinetics. Pump-up the sound. Above all, let the characters be human, and unpredictable. Let them make mistakes, and compromise their ideals – because Trek is about humans, and humans can be inconsistent. Let our characters not always do the right thing, and let us not always agree with them. Make it...well...real. Let Star Trek be a youthful child, filled with energy, quirkiness, driven by a sense of experimentation, exploration, and wonder. Something needs to be done here – bravely, and with extreme prejudice.
This is very much what the new film has done. More significantly to my reality, however, is they have brought TREK...and me...full circle.
Merrick's 15 Year Old Son brought 4 guests to Monday night's screening of the film (the second time he and I had seen it - the first for our four guests). Among our companions were three teenagers who couldn't care less about STAR TREK, and an adult who was a well-versed fan. By the time the film's prologue had finished & its title boomed triumphantly across the screen, the three dispassionate teens were sitting (literally) slack jawed in awe and wonderment. During the film's end credits, their unsolicited comments were as follows:
TEEN #1: That's the best movie I'll see this year. There's no way it won't be.
TEEN #2: That's...good God. That's...awesome. It's just...
TEEN #3: It's bad ass.
TEEN #2: It's awesome. I mean...
(As Nimoy's credit flashes on screen)
TEEN #3: Which one was Leonard Nimoy?
MERRICK: He was Old Spock.
TEEN #3: THAT was him?
MERRICK: Yep.
TEEN #3: He was cool.
MERRICK'S 15 YEAR OLD SON: Bruce Greenwood rocks. We should all join Starfleet.
At this point the hardened TREK fan expressed solemn guilt that THE WRATH OF KHAN may now be bested in his estimate.
I glanced around the theater, eavesdropping on numerous conversations of a similar nature. It was in this nstant that I realized something had happened which I'd never before experienced in the franchise's long history. Abrams and his gang have accomplished what even STAR TREK's own creator could not - they've fashioned a STAR TREK for everyone. Young and old, newbie and veteran. A STAR TREK for fans of action, lovers of drama, and folks just looking to kill two hours on a hot Summer afternoon.
A STAR TREK for everyone. Considering what TREK is about, at its core, can you think of any better gift for the franchise?
Maybe it'll be cool to like STAR TREK now. Teens, perennially worried about their perception by others, are now going to school urging classmates to join the party. Perhaps, at long last, the people who call it "STAR TRACK" will finally see the light.
Part of me is sad to see the TREK I once knew go the way of the dinosaurs, and it does sting a little to see all that I loved morph into something so different. But a bigger part of me feels certain this is what TREK should've been for a long time now, and begrudgingly realizes that this is what I've always wanted TREK to be...even if I couldn't articulate as much over the years.
So on this day, when Geeks far and wide are holding their breath...waiting to see what fate has in store for the good ship Enterprise...and preparing to assimilate newly minted nerds into their ranks...I guess I'm saying "goodbye" to STAR TREK in a way, while at the very same time offering an unconditional, and enthusiastic, "hello"...
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Reader Talkback
Cool by mrfan | May 7th, 2009 12:31:01 PM | We get it by MorganLeafy | May 7th, 2009 12:31:20 PM | First by henrydalton | May 7th, 2009 12:31:32 PM | Me too. by mrfan | May 7th, 2009 12:31:45 PM | *sniff* by buffywrestling | May 7th, 2009 12:32:55 PM | Ah well by henrydalton | May 7th, 2009 12:33:10 PM | God bless you, J.J. by SmokingRobot | May 7th, 2009 12:34:12 PM | Thanks, Merrick... by The Bunglermoose | May 7th, 2009 12:34:39 PM | OH MY GOD..we don't care about
your HISTORY with a franchise by knowthyself | May 7th, 2009 12:35:01 PM | Star Track! by Simpsonian | May 7th, 2009 12:38:03 PM | No sorry Merrick..never got
beat up for liking Star Trek by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer | May 7th, 2009 12:38:11 PM | Merrick's 15 year old son by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 12:38:41 PM | So we've gone from... by Gislef_crow | May 7th, 2009 12:39:29 PM | Well done by Glorious_Quicktime | May 7th, 2009 12:39:58 PM | Nope, still won't be cool... by gavdiggity | May 7th, 2009 12:40:46 PM | My perfect Star Trek movie
would be... by BiggusDickus | May 7th, 2009 12:42:22 PM | "Nonetheless" is... by The Bicycle Sharer | May 7th, 2009 12:44:05 PM | Spock was in Equus? by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 12:45:30 PM | Great piece Merrick by Scorpio | May 7th, 2009 12:46:34 PM | Star Trek, as we know it, was
murdered by Rick Berman... by Fareal | May 7th, 2009 12:47:26 PM | Why do I get a "One time, at
Band Camp" vibe from this
article? by OBSD | May 7th, 2009 12:47:41 PM | You may not realize it... by Capone | May 7th, 2009 12:49:01 PM | I agree, Knowthyself by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 12:50:03 PM | Shatner's movie review by Trannyformers_Apologist | May 7th, 2009 12:50:53 PM | Awesome, I can't wait! by teh awesome | May 7th, 2009 12:52:01 PM | Nonetheless is one word by whitty | May 7th, 2009 12:52:50 PM | No he didn't, Capone! by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 12:53:45 PM | Merrick by ebolamonkey | May 7th, 2009 12:55:03 PM | Sorry, Capone, but it wasn't. by whitty | May 7th, 2009 12:56:01 PM | ...I'm starting to worry a
bit. by Rando Calrisian | May 7th, 2009 12:59:06 PM | *teary eyed* *snif* by CENOBITE | May 7th, 2009 12:59:09 PM | Gene Roddenberry by DangerMan | May 7th, 2009 12:59:15 PM | Give him a break, you fuckers by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 01:01:52 PM | Damn, Merrick. by HorrorFan81 | May 7th, 2009 01:04:50 PM | First sentence by Aquatarkusman | May 7th, 2009 01:06:59 PM | Merrick's 15 year old son
wrote this. by Fareal | May 7th, 2009 01:07:17 PM | Piss off. D.Vader by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 01:08:08 PM | Spock was in Equus? by DrMorbius | May 7th, 2009 01:08:28 PM | Complaining about personal
stories here... by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 01:08:52 PM | Not impressed by DennisMM | May 7th, 2009 01:11:54 PM | You tell 'em, Capone by Sonny_Williams | May 7th, 2009 01:12:08 PM | DarkArtist, really? by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 01:14:19 PM | Great Read, Merrick! by Vic Twenty | May 7th, 2009 01:14:40 PM | Wow - when did AICN pick up a
REAL writer? by Manos | May 7th, 2009 01:14:48 PM | I liked it by OGoncho | May 7th, 2009 01:16:03 PM | D. Vader by Vic Twenty | May 7th, 2009 01:16:04 PM | Merrick, Holy Crap! by hebrokeaway | May 7th, 2009 01:16:46 PM | SO did you ask Gene what it
was like.. by conspiracy | May 7th, 2009 01:17:20 PM | PERSONAL HISTORY SHOULD BE FOR
CONTEXT by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 01:18:17 PM | Bitching about personal
history? by CENOBITE | May 7th, 2009 01:18:53 PM | Maybe Brannon Bragga Can Write
the Next Movie! by BoyNamedSue | May 7th, 2009 01:19:49 PM | Hey,
One_Dickhead_From_Andromeda... by GreatWhiteNoise | May 7th, 2009 01:20:17 PM | Darkartist - take your ritalin
and read it again... by Vic Twenty | May 7th, 2009 01:20:59 PM | And Merrick... by GreatWhiteNoise | May 7th, 2009 01:21:42 PM | I have the sudden urge to give
Merrick a wedgie by Shepard Wong | May 7th, 2009 01:22:16 PM | That was, indeed... by Tell_Your_Mom_I_Said_Hi | May 7th, 2009 01:22:45 PM | Pffft, PLANT. by Josh Acid | May 7th, 2009 01:23:35 PM | But then DarkArtist, if he
spent more time on the
movie... by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 01:25:31 PM | Yes really, D. Vader by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 01:25:49 PM | Still getting a "superman
returns" vibe from this film. by knowthyself | May 7th, 2009 01:25:54 PM | EVERY reviewer brings their
personal history by Nem_Wan | May 7th, 2009 01:26:03 PM | Vic Twenty by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 01:27:01 PM | It's a fansite, that's what. by GreatWhiteNoise | May 7th, 2009 01:28:20 PM | knowthyself by The_Coyote | May 7th, 2009 01:31:45 PM | 85 REVIEWS I mean.. by The_Coyote | May 7th, 2009 01:32:27 PM | First Contact has been the
best movie by Unlabled | May 7th, 2009 01:34:16 PM | To the haters who havent seen
it yet by Six Demon Bag | May 7th, 2009 01:34:46 PM | "I want a clear and concise
review." by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 01:35:35 PM | What kind of mental midget are
you, D. Vader by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 01:36:34 PM | Cenobite by SmokingRobot | May 7th, 2009 01:38:05 PM | I get where Merrick is coming
from... by GOB Adama | May 7th, 2009 01:38:58 PM | D. Vader is leading Merrick's
encore by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 01:39:49 PM | THANKS! by Pogue__Mahone | May 7th, 2009 01:42:44 PM | Darkartist by GOB Adama | May 7th, 2009 01:42:56 PM | Darkartist by ECUPirate71 | May 7th, 2009 01:43:23 PM | The same goes for you too,
Darkartist by GreatWhiteNoise | May 7th, 2009 01:43:36 PM | "Fans of Tolkein's epic WENT
through" by GOB Adama | May 7th, 2009 01:44:18 PM | DarkArtist, face it, you're
defeated by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 01:44:27 PM | Abrams and Crew by david19 | May 7th, 2009 01:44:53 PM | Darkartist - we get it. by Vic Twenty | May 7th, 2009 01:44:56 PM | Fun And Well Made... But... by Mako | May 7th, 2009 01:45:07 PM | GOB Adama by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 01:46:17 PM | GOB Adama by Sonny_Williams | May 7th, 2009 01:47:19 PM | I can see the commercials
now.... by Robnhud | May 7th, 2009 01:47:39 PM | THE WRATH OF KHAN may be
bested by kwisatzhaderach | May 7th, 2009 01:48:33 PM | Darkartist, let's get the
facts straight. YOU challenged
me. by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 01:52:00 PM | Darkartist by GOB Adama | May 7th, 2009 01:52:46 PM | Like the man says... by Vic Twenty | May 7th, 2009 01:54:16 PM | D. Vader by GOB Adama | May 7th, 2009 01:54:24 PM | NO! by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 01:54:49 PM | fantastic article, Merrick by drave117 | May 7th, 2009 01:54:56 PM | Merrick, you are completely
full of shit by EverythingEverywhereStinks | May 7th, 2009 01:57:09 PM | Nobody cares that you YOU
don't care by IndustryKiller! | May 7th, 2009 01:58:40 PM | Sonny_Williams by whitty | May 7th, 2009 01:58:58 PM | D. Vader by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 01:59:59 PM | CreepyThinMan by MattmanReturns | May 7th, 2009 02:01:04 PM | DarkArtist by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 02:01:23 PM | Perfect by ManaByte | May 7th, 2009 02:02:07 PM | writing by slatefish | May 7th, 2009 02:02:39 PM | Spock IS Vincent Van Gogh! by lockesbrokenleg | May 7th, 2009 02:02:51 PM | Fucking shit, Merrick by Le Vicious Fishus | May 7th, 2009 02:04:24 PM | D. Vader by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 02:04:29 PM | EverythingEverywhereStinks by david19 | May 7th, 2009 02:04:30 PM | "what follows isn't really a
review of J.J.'s TREK" by Mike_D | May 7th, 2009 02:06:48 PM | Reminds me of... by GOB Adama | May 7th, 2009 02:08:21 PM | Ugh... Pu-fuckin-lease by Jake_Holman | May 7th, 2009 02:09:45 PM | Seeing this tonight by TylerDurden3395 | May 7th, 2009 02:10:57 PM | Who had the nerve... by spiceybiscuit | May 7th, 2009 02:12:12 PM | GOB Adama by Le Vicious Fishus | May 7th, 2009 02:12:36 PM | Question for Merrick... by The Gline | May 7th, 2009 02:14:51 PM | Le Vicious Fishus by GOB Adama | May 7th, 2009 02:15:03 PM | Wouldn't it be funny by JohnRyder | May 7th, 2009 02:15:11 PM | and then, I wore my home made
Ensign Spakko... by Jake_Holman | May 7th, 2009 02:15:16 PM | are you serious, Mike_D? by drave117 | May 7th, 2009 02:15:36 PM | Good writeup by Toonol | May 7th, 2009 02:16:40 PM | Gline by Jake_Holman | May 7th, 2009 02:16:53 PM | Does Kirk cry a lot in this? by lockesbrokenleg | May 7th, 2009 02:16:59 PM | you're all idiots by spidercoz | May 7th, 2009 02:17:12 PM | Greatwhitenoise by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 02:18:22 PM | JohnRyder by Toonol | May 7th, 2009 02:18:50 PM | GOB Adama by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 02:20:08 PM | That was a lovely piece,
Merrick. by Nasty_Nick | May 7th, 2009 02:20:14 PM | who cares? we are getting the
Deadpool movie! by BMacSmith | May 7th, 2009 02:20:31 PM | You looking for a fight too,
GOB? by Darkartist | May 7th, 2009 02:21:21 PM | Merrick... by chiahead | May 7th, 2009 02:22:50 PM | goodbye creepythinman by Simpsonian | May 7th, 2009 02:26:39 PM | Fishus by DennisMM | May 7th, 2009 02:30:57 PM | Ha! I'm cool, Darkartist... by GOB Adama | May 7th, 2009 02:32:41 PM | One more for Le Visicious
Fishus by DennisMM | May 7th, 2009 02:37:00 PM | Fucking lack of edit function by DennisMM | May 7th, 2009 02:37:17 PM | Your personal history with
Trek IS imperative by TylerDurden3395 | May 7th, 2009 02:37:29 PM | AGAIN, fucking lack of edit
function by DennisMM | May 7th, 2009 02:38:10 PM | DennisMM: you're out of your
mind by ByTor | May 7th, 2009 02:39:23 PM | This is why I visit fan sites by cylon_conspiracy | May 7th, 2009 02:43:20 PM | bytor - RE: Lunch money by Jake_Holman | May 7th, 2009 02:43:38 PM | MY GOD I HAVE TO SEE THIS
MOVIE by thedoctor28 | May 7th, 2009 02:44:51 PM | 7 MORE HOURS!!! by lockesbrokenleg | May 7th, 2009 02:45:50 PM | **** you Merrick! You ruined
the film for me! by MrD | May 7th, 2009 02:47:42 PM | Fareal by thedoctor28 | May 7th, 2009 02:47:51 PM | Jake_Holman by ByTor | May 7th, 2009 02:48:03 PM | bullying by Friendo | May 7th, 2009 02:50:01 PM | Sheesh... by jsm1978 | May 7th, 2009 02:50:48 PM | One down; one to go by Rocco Curioso | May 7th, 2009 02:50:54 PM | ByTor by Jake_Holman | May 7th, 2009 02:51:10 PM | Suggestion by jsm1978 | May 7th, 2009 02:52:30 PM | Jake_Holman by ByTor | May 7th, 2009 02:52:52 PM | drave117, I'm going to wrap
sandpaper around my dick... by Mike_D | May 7th, 2009 02:54:17 PM | That was nice, Merrick. by DeafPoet | May 7th, 2009 02:54:22 PM | Merrick, this is the best
thing you've written here at
AICN by YackBacker | May 7th, 2009 02:56:09 PM | Merrick, that was the best
thing Ive ever read from you. by DOGSOUP | May 7th, 2009 03:06:31 PM | Great review by leandroarantes | May 7th, 2009 03:07:32 PM | God you're going to be
disappointed by sheeple | May 7th, 2009 03:11:29 PM | Nice perspective, Merrick! by Shut the Fuck up Donny | May 7th, 2009 03:19:07 PM | Good read but.. by palpatinefuckedmydog | May 7th, 2009 03:21:07 PM | Articles like this is why I
still read AICN by ATARI | May 7th, 2009 03:21:44 PM | No one gives a fuck about your
lives! by Professor_Monster | May 7th, 2009 03:27:02 PM | that was awsome except the
teen stuff by JeanLuc Dickhard | May 7th, 2009 03:27:30 PM | I actually wept a little by detectivesoap | May 7th, 2009 03:32:05 PM | More fucking ass kissing
bullshit!!!! by AsimovLives | May 7th, 2009 03:38:34 PM | To all the trolls by DeadlyPorpoise | May 7th, 2009 03:54:10 PM | ByTor by DennisMM | May 7th, 2009 03:54:47 PM | Actually, some of us do care
about memory lane by cylon_conspiracy | May 7th, 2009 03:55:02 PM | AsimovLives by Toonol | May 7th, 2009 03:57:31 PM | "how can this live up to all
of the hype???" by cylon_conspiracy | May 7th, 2009 03:59:30 PM | Professor_Monster by drave117 | May 7th, 2009 04:00:54 PM | 3 hours to go. by skydemon | May 7th, 2009 04:10:25 PM | My Meeting with Mr. Nimoy. by conspiracy | May 7th, 2009 04:12:44 PM | so, this movie is like setting
phasers to blowjob? by turketron_2 | May 7th, 2009 04:14:42 PM | somehow... i avoided becoming
a trek nerd by turketron_2 | May 7th, 2009 04:17:46 PM | It's too bad Serenity didn't
have this by Dingbatty | May 7th, 2009 04:18:09 PM | DeadlyPorpoise by whitty | May 7th, 2009 04:19:41 PM | AsimovLives by Mr. Nice Gaius | May 7th, 2009 04:24:22 PM | ByTor by whitty | May 7th, 2009 04:29:41 PM | I watched Next Generation
every saturday night too! by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 04:30:05 PM | Ash0k by mukhtabi | May 7th, 2009 04:33:10 PM | Hey Capone..So it's "Aint It
Cool Essays" now? by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer | May 7th, 2009 04:35:19 PM | Bullies by GOB Adama | May 7th, 2009 04:38:08 PM | Toonol by AsimovLives | May 7th, 2009 04:43:24 PM | I agree! by AdmiralDavidJGunter | May 7th, 2009 04:45:05 PM | "Khan matters to trek oriented
people" by GOB Adama | May 7th, 2009 04:46:19 PM | You know what... by BlueHawaiiSurfer | May 7th, 2009 04:46:59 PM | The best review of it on this
site by crankyoldguy | May 7th, 2009 04:56:37 PM | Thanks, Merrick! And fuck the
haters. by oisin5199 | May 7th, 2009 04:57:55 PM | Whitty by DeadlyPorpoise | May 7th, 2009 05:00:10 PM | 67% of Those Wanting To See
This Movie Are Males by Media Messiah | May 7th, 2009 05:00:47 PM | twitter star trek stream by the podosphere | May 7th, 2009 05:01:14 PM | Why the hate? by JDexter | May 7th, 2009 05:03:41 PM | The AICN JJ Abrams Bukkake
Party continues! by Riley Martin | May 7th, 2009 05:15:54 PM | Ha ha he got his ass kicked
for liking Star Trek by LordMadhammer | May 7th, 2009 05:21:42 PM | one_guy_from_andromeda by AdmiralSnackbar | May 7th, 2009 05:26:36 PM | So far this Trek reboot is
more faithful than the BSG by lockesbrokenleg | May 7th, 2009 05:28:41 PM | Ask for a normal review on
AiCN by Davidia | May 7th, 2009 05:28:50 PM | just a rehash by jinste | May 7th, 2009 05:31:26 PM | Sitting in theater... by BlindOgre | May 7th, 2009 05:39:53 PM | Hey BlindOgre by jinste | May 7th, 2009 05:49:24 PM | BlindOgre... by CENOBITE | May 7th, 2009 05:54:55 PM | Thanks, Merrick. by My friends call me Killjoy | May 7th, 2009 05:58:02 PM | Merrick, should have
bludgeoned Teen #3 by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester | May 7th, 2009 05:59:00 PM | Man, by My friends call me Killjoy | May 7th, 2009 05:59:36 PM | Will Merrick's son finally
break into high school? by IndyCollector | May 7th, 2009 06:00:58 PM | I saw it the other night by IndyCollector | May 7th, 2009 06:03:34 PM | I was 15 and in middle school by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 06:03:51 PM | Great write up! by yodaismyhomie | May 7th, 2009 06:06:15 PM | Well done, Merrick. by Anti-fanboy | May 7th, 2009 06:08:43 PM | Youngdog by sheeple | May 7th, 2009 06:14:20 PM | bacci40, should bludgeon
nieces and nephews by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester | May 7th, 2009 06:27:41 PM | eberts review by maximumbob | May 7th, 2009 06:32:24 PM | Free Enterprise by PreciousRoy | May 7th, 2009 06:38:28 PM | IN THE LOOP fucking rocks by palimpsest | May 7th, 2009 06:42:47 PM | Okay, wow by maelstrom_ZERO | May 7th, 2009 07:10:18 PM | For The Haters... by YouWillExperienceFear | May 7th, 2009 07:11:17 PM | Oh blah blah blah AicN
defenders.... by Davidia | May 7th, 2009 07:17:59 PM | A typical self indulgent wank
review from this site by quantize | May 7th, 2009 07:22:32 PM | obsd- the reason you think of
band camp by series six | May 7th, 2009 07:47:26 PM | Sweet, First Contact is on
SciFi right now by D.Vader | May 7th, 2009 08:04:20 PM | series six by OBSD | May 7th, 2009 08:11:17 PM | BILL HICKS-RIGHT ABOUT JFK AND
RIGHT ABOUT RUSH by Sal_Bando | May 7th, 2009 08:14:40 PM | Thanks, Merrick by _Lizarkeo | May 7th, 2009 08:15:57 PM | Star Trek has always had a
weak fanbase outside North
America by BDuncan | May 7th, 2009 08:16:29 PM | Youngdog: Yes, I Am Serious,
And I Am Right!!! by Media Messiah | May 7th, 2009 08:22:16 PM | Trek 90210 is a Geekgasm by Flames_AND_Nipples_On_The_Ente
rprise | May 7th, 2009 08:23:43 PM | PS: Correction--That's Boston
Legal Not Bostion Public by Media Messiah | May 7th, 2009 08:24:11 PM | bacci40, well, if you do take
them to the movie... by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester | May 7th, 2009 08:24:14 PM | obsd by series six | May 7th, 2009 08:25:27 PM | Amended--Youngdog: Yes, I Am
Serious, And I Am Right!!! by Media Messiah | May 7th, 2009 08:26:55 PM | Lot of unhappy people it
seems. by gurugurugaijin | May 7th, 2009 08:28:11 PM | NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS by Sal_Bando | May 7th, 2009 08:32:23 PM | I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF
TREK... by johnnyrandom | May 7th, 2009 08:34:14 PM | A question. by obi_juan | May 7th, 2009 09:09:40 PM | "Is it a great film -- yes. Is
it perfect -- no." by Chuck_Chuckwalla | May 7th, 2009 09:13:43 PM | Wratch of Khan was not that
good by Rupee88 | May 7th, 2009 09:21:59 PM | series six by OBSD | May 7th, 2009 09:44:25 PM | making fun of geeks online by cylon_conspiracy | May 7th, 2009 09:56:39 PM | Genuine appreciation by suavehippopotamus | May 7th, 2009 10:00:06 PM | snippet by toro004 | May 7th, 2009 10:37:46 PM | There is a spectrum of Nerdom by Davidia | May 7th, 2009 10:59:23 PM | Oh the trip down memory
lane... by BDT | May 7th, 2009 11:05:27 PM | Thanks by zmster | May 7th, 2009 11:10:22 PM | Davidia-Star Trek is not
Hellboy by cylon_conspiracy | May 7th, 2009 11:17:53 PM | WHY DOES NEW SPOCK LOOK LIKE A
LITTLE BOY? by uberman | May 7th, 2009 11:27:03 PM | JJ's NEXT FILM: THE DARK
TOWER! by uberman | May 7th, 2009 11:28:38 PM | My problems are a pittance.... by Davidia | May 7th, 2009 11:55:37 PM | Even my wife liked it... by BlindOgre | May 7th, 2009 11:58:45 PM | What would Bale think? by conspiracy | May 8th, 2009 12:00:32 AM | 656 Words by gurugurugaijin | May 8th, 2009 12:33:38 AM | Nimoy by James_Cummins | May 8th, 2009 12:33:50 AM | Don't let the haters tear you
down by hipnosismag | May 8th, 2009 12:50:21 AM | I honestly don't get all the
enthusiasm... by GaiustheBrave | May 8th, 2009 12:53:39 AM | Cute, guru, but your point
holds no validity by Davidia | May 8th, 2009 12:54:58 AM | Thank you, Merrick by theStealthMC | May 8th, 2009 01:04:22 AM | A lot of "haters"... by Davidia | May 8th, 2009 01:07:26 AM | this article is by Ogmios_the_Eloquent | May 8th, 2009 01:10:36 AM | EWWWW you quoted Glen Oliver! by TheMcflyFarm | May 8th, 2009 01:34:15 AM | "Speed Racer 2009"! by JackPumpkinhead | May 8th, 2009 01:56:59 AM | obsd by series six | May 8th, 2009 01:57:49 AM | FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ad
campaign by uberman | May 8th, 2009 02:12:57 AM | I liked this article a lot,
thanks! by Brody77 | May 8th, 2009 02:37:36 AM | Do people in the talkback
think they run the site? by Bagheera | May 8th, 2009 02:46:55 AM | More thought police! by Davidia | May 8th, 2009 03:00:03 AM | Saw this film... by DishyDish | May 8th, 2009 03:06:42 AM | Spock's Folly by rbottoms | May 8th, 2009 03:52:06 AM | y'know what makes people like
me sick about trekkies... by Heartbreak Kid | May 8th, 2009 05:12:03 AM | @ Davidia by Magic01273 | May 8th, 2009 05:20:10 AM | davida by Heartbreak Kid | May 8th, 2009 05:32:14 AM | btw ... by Heartbreak Kid | May 8th, 2009 05:34:13 AM | Great Article by knobjockey | May 8th, 2009 06:00:21 AM | great article by Potatino | May 8th, 2009 06:51:41 AM | Possibly the best review ever by I_Fuckin_Hate_Pikeys | May 8th, 2009 07:41:38 AM | yeah but is it as good as THE
ONE WITH THE WHALES? by Maniaq | May 8th, 2009 08:42:22 AM | DishyDish... by GaiustheBrave | May 8th, 2009 09:11:10 AM | Merrick, don't be silly. Star
Trek/Blade Runner comparisons? by Snake Foreskin | May 8th, 2009 10:09:47 AM | Ugh by unclebusu | May 8th, 2009 10:13:57 AM | At the first showing on
Thursday, 7 PM IMAX... by Snake Foreskin | May 8th, 2009 10:20:11 AM | i need to see it again. by Obscura | May 8th, 2009 10:29:45 AM | Davidia by Bagheera | May 8th, 2009 10:29:54 AM | Vulcan and Amanda? by OptimusValdez | May 8th, 2009 10:57:29 AM | Nice by cmsof | May 8th, 2009 11:08:09 AM | Is there anyone on the site
that doesn't want ... by Miyamoto_Musashi | May 8th, 2009 11:21:20 AM | Trekkies are f*cking scary by johnnfla | May 8th, 2009 12:19:24 PM | OptimusValdez by GOB Adama | May 8th, 2009 12:22:23 PM | Product placement by MoPo | May 8th, 2009 12:34:17 PM | @ Heartbreak kid and Magic by Davidia | May 8th, 2009 12:37:17 PM | Ugh, you guys really miss a
lot by Davidia | May 8th, 2009 12:40:31 PM | Antonio Banderas will play
Khan Noonien Singh... by Fareal | May 8th, 2009 01:21:51 PM | "Sabotage" by GOB Adama | May 8th, 2009 01:44:08 PM | Modern updates by AsimovLives | May 8th, 2009 02:01:15 PM | I spoke to soon by I_Fuckin_Hate_Pikeys | May 8th, 2009 02:54:12 PM | Time travel BS by MoPo | May 8th, 2009 03:18:09 PM | This prequel has more good
things than STar wars prequels
combin by hallmitchell | May 8th, 2009 03:32:25 PM | Star Trek from the man who
wrote Kryptonian Lex Luthor by Snake Foreskin | May 8th, 2009 04:06:18 PM | Trekkers,Trekkies, etc. by johnnfla | May 8th, 2009 05:28:57 PM | ...because Trek is about
humans, by RocketScientist | May 8th, 2009 05:46:47 PM | 1,225 Words by gurugurugaijin | May 8th, 2009 06:44:19 PM | Davidia-try this approach,
instead. by Sal_Bando | May 8th, 2009 07:39:35 PM | Roger Ebert references HIS
past in Reviews by cymbalta4thedevil | May 8th, 2009 11:46:49 PM | @Davidia by Magic01273 | May 9th, 2009 09:11:14 AM | Star Trek WAS cool by AJ_NYC | May 9th, 2009 02:01:29 PM | GREAT READ... Thank you
Merrick by Mennen | Jul 1st, 2009 12:17:55 AM | That was a good read by Orcus | Jul 1st, 2009 01:10:36 PM |
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