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Merrick Says Goodbye, And Hello, To STAR TREK...


Merrick here...

AICN's featured many reviews of J.J. Abrams' STAR TREK over the last few weeks - so many, so quickly that my adding yet another perspective seemed extremely unnecessary at best.

None the less, I've had many folks asking what I thought about this film...wondering how it sat with me, and why. Instead of actually reviewing the film, I thought approaching its release from a different vantage point might, conceivably...hopefully...provide some food for thought.

TREK holds a different meaning for me than it does for many people. I've multiple personal connections to the franchise - people who worked on various TREK books, television series, and films. I hold some precious childhood memories as well, which I'll share with you below. To get a better sense of my broader TREK philosophy, check out THIS SCRIPT REVIEW of an unproduced STAR TREK feature called "The Academy Years", THIS ASSESSMENT of Erik Jendresen's screenplay for an unmade film called STAR TREK: THE BEGINNING, or THIS remembrance of STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN's opening day.

So, as indicated above, what follows isn't really a review of J.J.'s TREK - it's more amalgam of the ideas reverberating through my head on the morning of the new film's arrival. Do I love the new film? I more than love it. Is it perfect? Not by a long shot - but it doesn't have it be. Such realizations carry a lot of baggage for someone like me, and simply saying "I like this movie" involves transcending many protective tendencies.

Like many people reading this, I was the kid who got beat up on the playground for liking a show bullies ignorantly identified as "STAR TRACK". I didn't know how to play football, and knew squat about soldier games or "take the fort". But if you showed me a stick on the ground that looked like a phaser? I could decimate vast hordes of invading Mugato and still have time to run to the bathroom before the tardy bell rang. As in many cases, STAR TREK was the glue that led to the establishment of long held friendships - it even acted as an attractor of sorts. Even though we didn't know each other, us TREK fans somehow found their way to one another & we took the rest from there.

Alas, increased numbers didn't make our interaction with the rest of the world any easier. Back in the day, picking off a herd of pre-pubescent Trekkers was tantamount to shotgunning wounded animals in a cage. But what these jackasses failed to comprehend is that this flood of intolerance was only galvanizing our love of TREK. In a real sense, we were living The Original Series' ideals - Infinite Diversity, Infinite Combinations. But when someone tries to oppress such notions? Sometimes you have to hit back - and hit back hard.

And so it was that at least once a week I'd go home with tears on my eyes, bloody elbows from being pushed down, ripped clothes, in-school detention slips, or missing something of value that had been stolen by Spock bashing marauders. But Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and the gang were always waiting for me...Monday through Friday at 4pm on Channel 24 in Austin...to show me the way towards something better. To show me that worlds can be changed, despite the demons taunting human nature.

It was during this time that I met two men who transformed my life indelibly.

My dad was a Science Fiction author. Back when I was a kid, he was asked to introduce Gene Roddenberry - who was speaking at the local University (where my father was a professor). After Gene's presentation, amidst a swarm of backstage chaos, I got to sit down and talk with The Great Bird himself. One on one, just me and him. I can still remember the sense of peace he conveyed that night, and his unforgettable, grandfatherly voice.

We probably didn't chat for very long, but in those few precious moments I was completely in his world, and he was the sole focus of mine. We talked about many things, and TREK. This was before STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE went into production; the proposed STAR TREK PHASE II series that morphed into a feature film, had not completely taken shape. Gene didn't know what form TREK would eventually assume, but he felt certain it would return. He shared with me, candidly, what he wanted to happen, and what he thought would happen. He invited me to come to the set and watch them film...whatever they'd be filming. This never came to be. My father, I think, was too proud to follow-up on such an invite. Still, it was a breathtaking opportunity to conjure.

A few years later, I had the mind-bending privilege of visiting with Leonard Nimoy in his dressing room. It was after a stage performance of EQUUS, or maybe it was VINCENT. I honestly don't recall, because...at the time...I simply didn't care. By that point he may've already proclaimed he was "not Spock" (I'm hazy on the timing of that proclamation). But to me, he was - and forever shall be, the First Office of the Starship Enterprise. The Son of Sarek.

It was in a darkened dressing room after a lengthy on-stage performance that an the exhausted-but-gracious Mr. Nimoy spent time with a starry eyed punk he probably doesn't even remember anymore. He signed the Starfleet "Enterprise Flight Deck Certification" Gene had thought to mail to me after meeting him. Leonard never shook my hand. Instead, he smiled warmly and genuinely, conveying volumes of sentiment though serene eyes. He parted his fingers to form the unmistakable Vulcan salute - inspired by the blessings of Hebrew priests. And in his soft, gravely voice, intoned, simply "Live long and prosper."

Over the years, I was touched by many such moments. Instances that indelibly defined STAR TREK as a critical element in my life experience. The many powerful and creative personalities I encountered...men and women who shepherded TREK across the decades...were instrumental in my becoming who I am. Naturally, this made me defensive about, and even protective of TREK. Because it was mine...even though it wasn't mine.

While I was beyond delighted to see the franchise escape the reign of Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, I wasn't sure about this Abrams cat. I knew of his creativity and accomplishments, and was well aware of his teams' pedigree - but everything about the early days of the new film's production felt smug...coy. It was impossible, it seemed, that The Powers behind this damn movie actually had a product worthy of such exhaustive conspiracy. To my admittedly paranoid mind, their steadfast determination to reveal so little early on meant they either had one helluva film, or no confidence whatsoever. Given Hollywood's law of averages, it was easy...and natural...to assume the later.

So it was with no small amount of apprehension that I approached Abrams' STAR TREK a few weeks back - my claws sharpened, my paternal protectiveness stoked to full flame. And, frankly, all of Abrams & Company's coyness ("it's not your father's STAR TREK"?) made me hope...just a little...that their product wouldn't deliver, and would result in franchise flattening pratfall of gargantuan proportions.

All of my fears are now muted. Not only were my misgivings silenced, they were bundled up in a neat little package that was then forcefully inserted into my out door with an explosive device attached. The new movie is the real thing, pure and simple.

Abrams, Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, Damon Lindelof, Bryan Burk, Jeffrey Chernov, and their posse have, first and foremost, created a cinematic experience. In some regards, J.J.'s TREK works on the same level as the original release of STAR WARS or BLADE RUNNER. There's a visual density here, an esthetic business, a distinctive vision unlike any TREK you've seen before (and unlike most other movies, for that matter). This is a sweeping symphony of light, sound, and sensory input - sometimes elegant, often kinetic, frequently beautiful, and consistently intriguing - populated by believable people behaving in accessible ways. As STAR TREK it is distinctively familiar, but also very much reshaped...reborn. It's like returning to visit a house you used to live in many years ago - the shape is the same and the basic layout feels familiar, but the fixtures are updated, the paint has been touched up, and you dig the new TV set mounted on that wall. Part of you might miss the place in which you used to live, but you may envy how the new tenants have spruced it up.

A long time ago, AICN alum Glen Oliver decimated STAR TREK NEMESIS in a review posted over at IGN (HERE). In the conclusion of his write-up, Glen accurately assessed the negative impact that film would have on the franchise, and passionately called for change. Here's a snippet of his manifesto:

Star Trek is not dead, but the ability of its shepherds to properly protect the flock may be irreparably compromised. Whether or not there are more Star Trek stories to tell is not an issue – such potential is as vast as the universe itself. Whether or not the people in charge can tell such stores IS a concern. This attrition has been happening for a long time, but only now is the full extent of Paramount's remiss complacency becoming evident. Give Star Trek its balls back. Take chances. Think out of the box. Put some color into the shows – good God, who wants to look at murky gray tones every week? Add visual dynamic and kinetics. Pump-up the sound. Above all, let the characters be human, and unpredictable. Let them make mistakes, and compromise their ideals – because Trek is about humans, and humans can be inconsistent. Let our characters not always do the right thing, and let us not always agree with them. Make it...well...real. Let Star Trek be a youthful child, filled with energy, quirkiness, driven by a sense of experimentation, exploration, and wonder. Something needs to be done here – bravely, and with extreme prejudice.

This is very much what the new film has done. More significantly to my reality, however, is they have brought TREK...and me...full circle.
Merrick's 15 Year Old Son brought 4 guests to Monday night's screening of the film (the second time he and I had seen it - the first for our four guests). Among our companions were three teenagers who couldn't care less about STAR TREK, and an adult who was a well-versed fan. By the time the film's prologue had finished & its title boomed triumphantly across the screen, the three dispassionate teens were sitting (literally) slack jawed in awe and wonderment. During the film's end credits, their unsolicited comments were as follows:

TEEN #1: That's the best movie I'll see this year. There's no way it won't be.


TEEN #2: That's...good God. That's...awesome. It's just...


TEEN #3: It's bad ass.


TEEN #2: It's awesome. I mean...


(As Nimoy's credit flashes on screen)
TEEN #3: Which one was Leonard Nimoy?


MERRICK: He was Old Spock.


TEEN #3: THAT was him?


MERRICK: Yep.


TEEN #3: He was cool.


MERRICK'S 15 YEAR OLD SON: Bruce Greenwood rocks. We should all join Starfleet.


At this point the hardened TREK fan expressed solemn guilt that THE WRATH OF KHAN may now be bested in his estimate.

I glanced around the theater, eavesdropping on numerous conversations of a similar nature. It was in this nstant that I realized something had happened which I'd never before experienced in the franchise's long history. Abrams and his gang have accomplished what even STAR TREK's own creator could not - they've fashioned a STAR TREK for everyone. Young and old, newbie and veteran. A STAR TREK for fans of action, lovers of drama, and folks just looking to kill two hours on a hot Summer afternoon.

A STAR TREK for everyone. Considering what TREK is about, at its core, can you think of any better gift for the franchise?
Maybe it'll be cool to like STAR TREK now. Teens, perennially worried about their perception by others, are now going to school urging classmates to join the party. Perhaps, at long last, the people who call it "STAR TRACK" will finally see the light.

Part of me is sad to see the TREK I once knew go the way of the dinosaurs, and it does sting a little to see all that I loved morph into something so different. But a bigger part of me feels certain this is what TREK should've been for a long time now, and begrudgingly realizes that this is what I've always wanted TREK to be...even if I couldn't articulate as much over the years.

So on this day, when Geeks far and wide are holding their breath...waiting to see what fate has in store for the good ship Enterprise...and preparing to assimilate newly minted nerds into their ranks...I guess I'm saying "goodbye" to STAR TREK in a way, while at the very same time offering an unconditional, and enthusiastic, "hello"...



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Cool
by mrfan
May 7th, 2009
12:31:01 PM
We get it
by MorganLeafy
May 7th, 2009
12:31:20 PM
First
by henrydalton
May 7th, 2009
12:31:32 PM
Me too.
by mrfan
May 7th, 2009
12:31:45 PM
*sniff*
by buffywrestling
May 7th, 2009
12:32:55 PM
Ah well
by henrydalton
May 7th, 2009
12:33:10 PM
God bless you, J.J.
by SmokingRobot
May 7th, 2009
12:34:12 PM
Thanks, Merrick...
by The Bunglermoose
May 7th, 2009
12:34:39 PM
OH MY GOD..we don't care about your HISTORY with a franchise
by knowthyself
May 7th, 2009
12:35:01 PM
Star Track!
by Simpsonian
May 7th, 2009
12:38:03 PM
No sorry Merrick..never got beat up for liking Star Trek
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
May 7th, 2009
12:38:11 PM
Merrick's 15 year old son
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
12:38:41 PM
So we've gone from...
by Gislef_crow
May 7th, 2009
12:39:29 PM
Well done
by Glorious_Quicktime
May 7th, 2009
12:39:58 PM
Nope, still won't be cool...
by gavdiggity
May 7th, 2009
12:40:46 PM
My perfect Star Trek movie would be...
by BiggusDickus
May 7th, 2009
12:42:22 PM
"Nonetheless" is...
by The Bicycle Sharer
May 7th, 2009
12:44:05 PM
Spock was in Equus?
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
12:45:30 PM
Great piece Merrick
by Scorpio
May 7th, 2009
12:46:34 PM
Star Trek, as we know it, was murdered by Rick Berman...
by Fareal
May 7th, 2009
12:47:26 PM
Why do I get a "One time, at Band Camp" vibe from this article?
by OBSD
May 7th, 2009
12:47:41 PM
You may not realize it...
by Capone
May 7th, 2009
12:49:01 PM
I agree, Knowthyself
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
12:50:03 PM
Shatner's movie review
by Trannyformers_Apologist
May 7th, 2009
12:50:53 PM
Awesome, I can't wait!
by teh awesome
May 7th, 2009
12:52:01 PM
Nonetheless is one word
by whitty
May 7th, 2009
12:52:50 PM
No he didn't, Capone!
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
12:53:45 PM
Merrick
by ebolamonkey
May 7th, 2009
12:55:03 PM
Sorry, Capone, but it wasn't.
by whitty
May 7th, 2009
12:56:01 PM
...I'm starting to worry a bit.
by Rando Calrisian
May 7th, 2009
12:59:06 PM
*teary eyed* *snif*
by CENOBITE
May 7th, 2009
12:59:09 PM
Gene Roddenberry
by DangerMan
May 7th, 2009
12:59:15 PM
Give him a break, you fuckers
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
01:01:52 PM
Damn, Merrick.
by HorrorFan81
May 7th, 2009
01:04:50 PM
First sentence
by Aquatarkusman
May 7th, 2009
01:06:59 PM
Merrick's 15 year old son wrote this.
by Fareal
May 7th, 2009
01:07:17 PM
Piss off. D.Vader
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
01:08:08 PM
Spock was in Equus?
by DrMorbius
May 7th, 2009
01:08:28 PM
Complaining about personal stories here...
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
01:08:52 PM
Not impressed
by DennisMM
May 7th, 2009
01:11:54 PM
You tell 'em, Capone
by Sonny_Williams
May 7th, 2009
01:12:08 PM
DarkArtist, really?
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
01:14:19 PM
Great Read, Merrick!
by Vic Twenty
May 7th, 2009
01:14:40 PM
Wow - when did AICN pick up a REAL writer?
by Manos
May 7th, 2009
01:14:48 PM
I liked it
by OGoncho
May 7th, 2009
01:16:03 PM
D. Vader
by Vic Twenty
May 7th, 2009
01:16:04 PM
Merrick, Holy Crap!
by hebrokeaway
May 7th, 2009
01:16:46 PM
SO did you ask Gene what it was like..
by conspiracy
May 7th, 2009
01:17:20 PM
PERSONAL HISTORY SHOULD BE FOR CONTEXT
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
01:18:17 PM
Bitching about personal history?
by CENOBITE
May 7th, 2009
01:18:53 PM
Maybe Brannon Bragga Can Write the Next Movie!
by BoyNamedSue
May 7th, 2009
01:19:49 PM
Hey, One_Dickhead_From_Andromeda...
by GreatWhiteNoise
May 7th, 2009
01:20:17 PM
Darkartist - take your ritalin and read it again...
by Vic Twenty
May 7th, 2009
01:20:59 PM
And Merrick...
by GreatWhiteNoise
May 7th, 2009
01:21:42 PM
I have the sudden urge to give Merrick a wedgie
by Shepard Wong
May 7th, 2009
01:22:16 PM
That was, indeed...
by Tell_Your_Mom_I_Said_Hi
May 7th, 2009
01:22:45 PM
Pffft, PLANT.
by Josh Acid
May 7th, 2009
01:23:35 PM
But then DarkArtist, if he spent more time on the movie...
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
01:25:31 PM
Yes really, D. Vader
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
01:25:49 PM
Still getting a "superman returns" vibe from this film.
by knowthyself
May 7th, 2009
01:25:54 PM
EVERY reviewer brings their personal history
by Nem_Wan
May 7th, 2009
01:26:03 PM
Vic Twenty
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
01:27:01 PM
It's a fansite, that's what.
by GreatWhiteNoise
May 7th, 2009
01:28:20 PM
knowthyself
by The_Coyote
May 7th, 2009
01:31:45 PM
85 REVIEWS I mean..
by The_Coyote
May 7th, 2009
01:32:27 PM
First Contact has been the best movie
by Unlabled
May 7th, 2009
01:34:16 PM
To the haters who havent seen it yet
by Six Demon Bag
May 7th, 2009
01:34:46 PM
"I want a clear and concise review."
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
01:35:35 PM
What kind of mental midget are you, D. Vader
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
01:36:34 PM
Cenobite
by SmokingRobot
May 7th, 2009
01:38:05 PM
I get where Merrick is coming from...
by GOB Adama
May 7th, 2009
01:38:58 PM
D. Vader is leading Merrick's encore
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
01:39:49 PM
THANKS!
by Pogue__Mahone
May 7th, 2009
01:42:44 PM
Darkartist
by GOB Adama
May 7th, 2009
01:42:56 PM
Darkartist
by ECUPirate71
May 7th, 2009
01:43:23 PM
The same goes for you too, Darkartist
by GreatWhiteNoise
May 7th, 2009
01:43:36 PM
"Fans of Tolkein's epic WENT through"
by GOB Adama
May 7th, 2009
01:44:18 PM
DarkArtist, face it, you're defeated
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
01:44:27 PM
Abrams and Crew
by david19
May 7th, 2009
01:44:53 PM
Darkartist - we get it.
by Vic Twenty
May 7th, 2009
01:44:56 PM
Fun And Well Made... But...
by Mako
May 7th, 2009
01:45:07 PM
GOB Adama
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
01:46:17 PM
GOB Adama
by Sonny_Williams
May 7th, 2009
01:47:19 PM
I can see the commercials now....
by Robnhud
May 7th, 2009
01:47:39 PM
THE WRATH OF KHAN may be bested
by kwisatzhaderach
May 7th, 2009
01:48:33 PM
Darkartist, let's get the facts straight. YOU challenged me.
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
01:52:00 PM
Darkartist
by GOB Adama
May 7th, 2009
01:52:46 PM
Like the man says...
by Vic Twenty
May 7th, 2009
01:54:16 PM
D. Vader
by GOB Adama
May 7th, 2009
01:54:24 PM
NO!
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
01:54:49 PM
fantastic article, Merrick
by drave117
May 7th, 2009
01:54:56 PM
Merrick, you are completely full of shit
by EverythingEverywhereStinks
May 7th, 2009
01:57:09 PM
Nobody cares that you YOU don't care
by IndustryKiller!
May 7th, 2009
01:58:40 PM
Sonny_Williams
by whitty
May 7th, 2009
01:58:58 PM
D. Vader
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
01:59:59 PM
CreepyThinMan
by MattmanReturns
May 7th, 2009
02:01:04 PM
DarkArtist
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
02:01:23 PM
Perfect
by ManaByte
May 7th, 2009
02:02:07 PM
writing
by slatefish
May 7th, 2009
02:02:39 PM
Spock IS Vincent Van Gogh!
by lockesbrokenleg
May 7th, 2009
02:02:51 PM
Fucking shit, Merrick
by Le Vicious Fishus
May 7th, 2009
02:04:24 PM
D. Vader
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
02:04:29 PM
EverythingEverywhereStinks
by david19
May 7th, 2009
02:04:30 PM
"what follows isn't really a review of J.J.'s TREK"
by Mike_D
May 7th, 2009
02:06:48 PM
Reminds me of...
by GOB Adama
May 7th, 2009
02:08:21 PM
Ugh... Pu-fuckin-lease
by Jake_Holman
May 7th, 2009
02:09:45 PM
Seeing this tonight
by TylerDurden3395
May 7th, 2009
02:10:57 PM
Who had the nerve...
by spiceybiscuit
May 7th, 2009
02:12:12 PM
GOB Adama
by Le Vicious Fishus
May 7th, 2009
02:12:36 PM
Question for Merrick...
by The Gline
May 7th, 2009
02:14:51 PM
Le Vicious Fishus
by GOB Adama
May 7th, 2009
02:15:03 PM
Wouldn't it be funny
by JohnRyder
May 7th, 2009
02:15:11 PM
and then, I wore my home made Ensign Spakko...
by Jake_Holman
May 7th, 2009
02:15:16 PM
are you serious, Mike_D?
by drave117
May 7th, 2009
02:15:36 PM
Good writeup
by Toonol
May 7th, 2009
02:16:40 PM
Gline
by Jake_Holman
May 7th, 2009
02:16:53 PM
Does Kirk cry a lot in this?
by lockesbrokenleg
May 7th, 2009
02:16:59 PM
you're all idiots
by spidercoz
May 7th, 2009
02:17:12 PM
Greatwhitenoise
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
02:18:22 PM
JohnRyder
by Toonol
May 7th, 2009
02:18:50 PM
GOB Adama
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
02:20:08 PM
That was a lovely piece, Merrick.
by Nasty_Nick
May 7th, 2009
02:20:14 PM
who cares? we are getting the Deadpool movie!
by BMacSmith
May 7th, 2009
02:20:31 PM
You looking for a fight too, GOB?
by Darkartist
May 7th, 2009
02:21:21 PM
Merrick...
by chiahead
May 7th, 2009
02:22:50 PM
goodbye creepythinman
by Simpsonian
May 7th, 2009
02:26:39 PM
Fishus
by DennisMM
May 7th, 2009
02:30:57 PM
Ha! I'm cool, Darkartist...
by GOB Adama
May 7th, 2009
02:32:41 PM
One more for Le Visicious Fishus
by DennisMM
May 7th, 2009
02:37:00 PM
Fucking lack of edit function
by DennisMM
May 7th, 2009
02:37:17 PM
Your personal history with Trek IS imperative
by TylerDurden3395
May 7th, 2009
02:37:29 PM
AGAIN, fucking lack of edit function
by DennisMM
May 7th, 2009
02:38:10 PM
DennisMM: you're out of your mind
by ByTor
May 7th, 2009
02:39:23 PM
This is why I visit fan sites
by cylon_conspiracy
May 7th, 2009
02:43:20 PM
bytor - RE: Lunch money
by Jake_Holman
May 7th, 2009
02:43:38 PM
MY GOD I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE
by thedoctor28
May 7th, 2009
02:44:51 PM
7 MORE HOURS!!!
by lockesbrokenleg
May 7th, 2009
02:45:50 PM
**** you Merrick! You ruined the film for me!
by MrD
May 7th, 2009
02:47:42 PM
Fareal
by thedoctor28
May 7th, 2009
02:47:51 PM
Jake_Holman
by ByTor
May 7th, 2009
02:48:03 PM
bullying
by Friendo
May 7th, 2009
02:50:01 PM
Sheesh...
by jsm1978
May 7th, 2009
02:50:48 PM
One down; one to go
by Rocco Curioso
May 7th, 2009
02:50:54 PM
ByTor
by Jake_Holman
May 7th, 2009
02:51:10 PM
Suggestion
by jsm1978
May 7th, 2009
02:52:30 PM
Jake_Holman
by ByTor
May 7th, 2009
02:52:52 PM
drave117, I'm going to wrap sandpaper around my dick...
by Mike_D
May 7th, 2009
02:54:17 PM
That was nice, Merrick.
by DeafPoet
May 7th, 2009
02:54:22 PM
Merrick, this is the best thing you've written here at AICN
by YackBacker
May 7th, 2009
02:56:09 PM
Merrick, that was the best thing Ive ever read from you.
by DOGSOUP
May 7th, 2009
03:06:31 PM
Great review
by leandroarantes
May 7th, 2009
03:07:32 PM
God you're going to be disappointed
by sheeple
May 7th, 2009
03:11:29 PM
Nice perspective, Merrick!
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
May 7th, 2009
03:19:07 PM
Good read but..
by palpatinefuckedmydog
May 7th, 2009
03:21:07 PM
Articles like this is why I still read AICN
by ATARI
May 7th, 2009
03:21:44 PM
No one gives a fuck about your lives!
by Professor_Monster
May 7th, 2009
03:27:02 PM
that was awsome except the teen stuff
by JeanLuc Dickhard
May 7th, 2009
03:27:30 PM
I actually wept a little
by detectivesoap
May 7th, 2009
03:32:05 PM
More fucking ass kissing bullshit!!!!
by AsimovLives
May 7th, 2009
03:38:34 PM
To all the trolls
by DeadlyPorpoise
May 7th, 2009
03:54:10 PM
ByTor
by DennisMM
May 7th, 2009
03:54:47 PM
Actually, some of us do care about memory lane
by cylon_conspiracy
May 7th, 2009
03:55:02 PM
AsimovLives
by Toonol
May 7th, 2009
03:57:31 PM
"how can this live up to all of the hype???"
by cylon_conspiracy
May 7th, 2009
03:59:30 PM
Professor_Monster
by drave117
May 7th, 2009
04:00:54 PM
3 hours to go.
by skydemon
May 7th, 2009
04:10:25 PM
My Meeting with Mr. Nimoy.
by conspiracy
May 7th, 2009
04:12:44 PM
so, this movie is like setting phasers to blowjob?
by turketron_2
May 7th, 2009
04:14:42 PM
somehow... i avoided becoming a trek nerd
by turketron_2
May 7th, 2009
04:17:46 PM
It's too bad Serenity didn't have this
by Dingbatty
May 7th, 2009
04:18:09 PM
DeadlyPorpoise
by whitty
May 7th, 2009
04:19:41 PM
AsimovLives
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 7th, 2009
04:24:22 PM
ByTor
by whitty
May 7th, 2009
04:29:41 PM
I watched Next Generation every saturday night too!
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
04:30:05 PM
Ash0k
by mukhtabi
May 7th, 2009
04:33:10 PM
Hey Capone..So it's "Aint It Cool Essays" now?
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
May 7th, 2009
04:35:19 PM
Bullies
by GOB Adama
May 7th, 2009
04:38:08 PM
Toonol
by AsimovLives
May 7th, 2009
04:43:24 PM
I agree!
by AdmiralDavidJGunter
May 7th, 2009
04:45:05 PM
"Khan matters to trek oriented people"
by GOB Adama
May 7th, 2009
04:46:19 PM
You know what...
by BlueHawaiiSurfer
May 7th, 2009
04:46:59 PM
The best review of it on this site
by crankyoldguy
May 7th, 2009
04:56:37 PM
Thanks, Merrick! And fuck the haters.
by oisin5199
May 7th, 2009
04:57:55 PM
Whitty
by DeadlyPorpoise
May 7th, 2009
05:00:10 PM
67% of Those Wanting To See This Movie Are Males
by Media Messiah
May 7th, 2009
05:00:47 PM
twitter star trek stream
by the podosphere
May 7th, 2009
05:01:14 PM
Why the hate?
by JDexter
May 7th, 2009
05:03:41 PM
The AICN JJ Abrams Bukkake Party continues!
by Riley Martin
May 7th, 2009
05:15:54 PM
Ha ha he got his ass kicked for liking Star Trek
by LordMadhammer
May 7th, 2009
05:21:42 PM
one_guy_from_andromeda
by AdmiralSnackbar
May 7th, 2009
05:26:36 PM
So far this Trek reboot is more faithful than the BSG
by lockesbrokenleg
May 7th, 2009
05:28:41 PM
Ask for a normal review on AiCN
by Davidia
May 7th, 2009
05:28:50 PM
just a rehash
by jinste
May 7th, 2009
05:31:26 PM
Sitting in theater...
by BlindOgre
May 7th, 2009
05:39:53 PM
Hey BlindOgre
by jinste
May 7th, 2009
05:49:24 PM
BlindOgre...
by CENOBITE
May 7th, 2009
05:54:55 PM
Thanks, Merrick.
by My friends call me Killjoy
May 7th, 2009
05:58:02 PM
Merrick, should have bludgeoned Teen #3
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
May 7th, 2009
05:59:00 PM
Man,
by My friends call me Killjoy
May 7th, 2009
05:59:36 PM
Will Merrick's son finally break into high school?
by IndyCollector
May 7th, 2009
06:00:58 PM
I saw it the other night
by IndyCollector
May 7th, 2009
06:03:34 PM
I was 15 and in middle school
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
06:03:51 PM
Great write up!
by yodaismyhomie
May 7th, 2009
06:06:15 PM
Well done, Merrick.
by Anti-fanboy
May 7th, 2009
06:08:43 PM
Youngdog
by sheeple
May 7th, 2009
06:14:20 PM
bacci40, should bludgeon nieces and nephews
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
May 7th, 2009
06:27:41 PM
eberts review
by maximumbob
May 7th, 2009
06:32:24 PM
Free Enterprise
by PreciousRoy
May 7th, 2009
06:38:28 PM
IN THE LOOP fucking rocks
by palimpsest
May 7th, 2009
06:42:47 PM
Okay, wow
by maelstrom_ZERO
May 7th, 2009
07:10:18 PM
For The Haters...
by YouWillExperienceFear
May 7th, 2009
07:11:17 PM
Oh blah blah blah AicN defenders....
by Davidia
May 7th, 2009
07:17:59 PM
A typical self indulgent wank review from this site
by quantize
May 7th, 2009
07:22:32 PM
obsd- the reason you think of band camp
by series six
May 7th, 2009
07:47:26 PM
Sweet, First Contact is on SciFi right now
by D.Vader
May 7th, 2009
08:04:20 PM
series six
by OBSD
May 7th, 2009
08:11:17 PM
BILL HICKS-RIGHT ABOUT JFK AND RIGHT ABOUT RUSH
by Sal_Bando
May 7th, 2009
08:14:40 PM
Thanks, Merrick
by _Lizarkeo
May 7th, 2009
08:15:57 PM
Star Trek has always had a weak fanbase outside North America
by BDuncan
May 7th, 2009
08:16:29 PM
Youngdog: Yes, I Am Serious, And I Am Right!!!
by Media Messiah
May 7th, 2009
08:22:16 PM
Trek 90210 is a Geekgasm
by Flames_AND_Nipples_On_The_Ente rprise
May 7th, 2009
08:23:43 PM
PS: Correction--That's Boston Legal Not Bostion Public
by Media Messiah
May 7th, 2009
08:24:11 PM
bacci40, well, if you do take them to the movie...
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
May 7th, 2009
08:24:14 PM
obsd
by series six
May 7th, 2009
08:25:27 PM
Amended--Youngdog: Yes, I Am Serious, And I Am Right!!!
by Media Messiah
May 7th, 2009
08:26:55 PM
Lot of unhappy people it seems.
by gurugurugaijin
May 7th, 2009
08:28:11 PM
NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS
by Sal_Bando
May 7th, 2009
08:32:23 PM
I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF TREK...
by johnnyrandom
May 7th, 2009
08:34:14 PM
A question.
by obi_juan
May 7th, 2009
09:09:40 PM
"Is it a great film -- yes. Is it perfect -- no."
by Chuck_Chuckwalla
May 7th, 2009
09:13:43 PM
Wratch of Khan was not that good
by Rupee88
May 7th, 2009
09:21:59 PM
series six
by OBSD
May 7th, 2009
09:44:25 PM
making fun of geeks online
by cylon_conspiracy
May 7th, 2009
09:56:39 PM
Genuine appreciation
by suavehippopotamus
May 7th, 2009
10:00:06 PM
snippet
by toro004
May 7th, 2009
10:37:46 PM
There is a spectrum of Nerdom
by Davidia
May 7th, 2009
10:59:23 PM
Oh the trip down memory lane...
by BDT
May 7th, 2009
11:05:27 PM
Thanks
by zmster
May 7th, 2009
11:10:22 PM
Davidia-Star Trek is not Hellboy
by cylon_conspiracy
May 7th, 2009
11:17:53 PM
WHY DOES NEW SPOCK LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BOY?
by uberman
May 7th, 2009
11:27:03 PM
JJ's NEXT FILM: THE DARK TOWER!
by uberman
May 7th, 2009
11:28:38 PM
My problems are a pittance....
by Davidia
May 7th, 2009
11:55:37 PM
Even my wife liked it...
by BlindOgre
May 7th, 2009
11:58:45 PM
What would Bale think?
by conspiracy
May 8th, 2009
12:00:32 AM
656 Words
by gurugurugaijin
May 8th, 2009
12:33:38 AM
Nimoy
by James_Cummins
May 8th, 2009
12:33:50 AM
Don't let the haters tear you down
by hipnosismag
May 8th, 2009
12:50:21 AM
I honestly don't get all the enthusiasm...
by GaiustheBrave
May 8th, 2009
12:53:39 AM
Cute, guru, but your point holds no validity
by Davidia
May 8th, 2009
12:54:58 AM
Thank you, Merrick
by theStealthMC
May 8th, 2009
01:04:22 AM
A lot of "haters"...
by Davidia
May 8th, 2009
01:07:26 AM
this article is
by Ogmios_the_Eloquent
May 8th, 2009
01:10:36 AM
EWWWW you quoted Glen Oliver!
by TheMcflyFarm
May 8th, 2009
01:34:15 AM
"Speed Racer 2009"!
by JackPumpkinhead
May 8th, 2009
01:56:59 AM
obsd
by series six
May 8th, 2009
01:57:49 AM
FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ad campaign
by uberman
May 8th, 2009
02:12:57 AM
I liked this article a lot, thanks!
by Brody77
May 8th, 2009
02:37:36 AM
Do people in the talkback think they run the site?
by Bagheera
May 8th, 2009
02:46:55 AM
More thought police!
by Davidia
May 8th, 2009
03:00:03 AM
Saw this film...
by DishyDish
May 8th, 2009
03:06:42 AM
Spock's Folly
by rbottoms
May 8th, 2009
03:52:06 AM
y'know what makes people like me sick about trekkies...
by Heartbreak Kid
May 8th, 2009
05:12:03 AM
@ Davidia
by Magic01273
May 8th, 2009
05:20:10 AM
davida
by Heartbreak Kid
May 8th, 2009
05:32:14 AM
btw ...
by Heartbreak Kid
May 8th, 2009
05:34:13 AM
Great Article
by knobjockey
May 8th, 2009
06:00:21 AM
great article
by Potatino
May 8th, 2009
06:51:41 AM
Possibly the best review ever
by I_Fuckin_Hate_Pikeys
May 8th, 2009
07:41:38 AM
yeah but is it as good as THE ONE WITH THE WHALES?
by Maniaq
May 8th, 2009
08:42:22 AM
DishyDish...
by GaiustheBrave
May 8th, 2009
09:11:10 AM
Merrick, don't be silly. Star Trek/Blade Runner comparisons?
by Snake Foreskin
May 8th, 2009
10:09:47 AM
Ugh
by unclebusu
May 8th, 2009
10:13:57 AM
At the first showing on Thursday, 7 PM IMAX...
by Snake Foreskin
May 8th, 2009
10:20:11 AM
i need to see it again.
by Obscura
May 8th, 2009
10:29:45 AM
Davidia
by Bagheera
May 8th, 2009
10:29:54 AM
Vulcan and Amanda?
by OptimusValdez
May 8th, 2009
10:57:29 AM
Nice
by cmsof
May 8th, 2009
11:08:09 AM
Is there anyone on the site that doesn't want ...
by Miyamoto_Musashi
May 8th, 2009
11:21:20 AM
Trekkies are f*cking scary
by johnnfla
May 8th, 2009
12:19:24 PM
OptimusValdez
by GOB Adama
May 8th, 2009
12:22:23 PM
Product placement
by MoPo
May 8th, 2009
12:34:17 PM
@ Heartbreak kid and Magic
by Davidia
May 8th, 2009
12:37:17 PM
Ugh, you guys really miss a lot
by Davidia
May 8th, 2009
12:40:31 PM
Antonio Banderas will play Khan Noonien Singh...
by Fareal
May 8th, 2009
01:21:51 PM
"Sabotage"
by GOB Adama
May 8th, 2009
01:44:08 PM
Modern updates
by AsimovLives
May 8th, 2009
02:01:15 PM
I spoke to soon
by I_Fuckin_Hate_Pikeys
May 8th, 2009
02:54:12 PM
Time travel BS
by MoPo
May 8th, 2009
03:18:09 PM
This prequel has more good things than STar wars prequels combin
by hallmitchell
May 8th, 2009
03:32:25 PM
Star Trek from the man who wrote Kryptonian Lex Luthor
by Snake Foreskin
May 8th, 2009
04:06:18 PM
Trekkers,Trekkies, etc.
by johnnfla
May 8th, 2009
05:28:57 PM
...because Trek is about humans,
by RocketScientist
May 8th, 2009
05:46:47 PM
1,225 Words
by gurugurugaijin
May 8th, 2009
06:44:19 PM
Davidia-try this approach, instead.
by Sal_Bando
May 8th, 2009
07:39:35 PM
Roger Ebert references HIS past in Reviews
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 8th, 2009
11:46:49 PM
@Davidia
by Magic01273
May 9th, 2009
09:11:14 AM
Star Trek WAS cool
by AJ_NYC
May 9th, 2009
02:01:29 PM
GREAT READ... Thank you Merrick
by Mennen
Jul 1st, 2009
12:17:55 AM
That was a good read
by Orcus
Jul 1st, 2009
01:10:36 PM

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