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The U.K. Appraises The First New RED DWARF In A Decade!!

I am – Hercules!!

Gabba-UK says:

Hi Herc,

Thought I'd send you a few thoughts about the magnificent return of Red Dwarf, courtasy of the Dave Channel in the UK.

But as it wasn't all that magnificent....

That's not to say it was a total loss. It was great to see the guys back but it was just a little dull.

9 years later. Lister is grieving for the loss of Kochalski. He spends hours thinking and executing plans to wind up Rimmer. A giant inter-dimensional squid...... yeah I thought that too, appears in the last water tank on board, threatening the long term survival of Lister and the Cat.

Hilarity ensues......

Not really. Mild amusement at best and a plotline stretched to breaking point in order to get the guys Back To Earth for tommorrows episode which is where fun hopefully starts...

The plus points:

Red Dwarf is back. The SFX are very good.

The minus points:

It's not very funny.

Still, will be watching it tomorrow night. If this reserection proves popular, a full new series is likely. If such an event should happen my advice to Doug Naylor is to get a new writing partner. You need some fresh ideas....

Supertoyslast says:

Nine years after Red Dwarf VIII, and the non-appearance of a movie version in the meantime, we finally get a new 3-part story courtesy of the small digital channel Dave. A basic outline of the storyline of Back To Earth Part 1 is as follows:

The mining vessel Red Dwarf. Nine Years Later. Lister's main hobby is inventing schemes to annoy Rimmer. Kryten is taking a holiday in a store cupboard on V Deck. When the Cat reports a sighting of a huge creature in the ship's main water tank, the boys must investigate in order to preserve their water supply. After a brief encounter with the creature in a diving bell, a hologram in the form of the beautiful Katerina Bartikovsky suddenly appears...

The main spoilers for Part 1 are:

***SPOILERS***

- Kochanski is dead, as revealed in a visit to a memorial by Lister. There is no indication of how she died.

- There is no resolution of the cliffhanger at the end of Red Dwarf VIII.

- Rimmer is a hard light hologram. There is no explanation of why he is a hologram again.

- Holly is offline, thanks to Lister having left a bath running and flooding Holly's systems.

***END SPOILERS***

I was worried that this new 3-parter would turn out to be a huge mistake. The good news is that this still has the 'feel' of Red Dwarf. Lister, Rimmer, Cat and Kryten are the same characters that we know and love. The actors turn in good performances, true to their characters as we remember them. (The weakest in this regard was Danny John-Jules, whose Cat seemed just slightly 'off' without a studio audience).

The CG effects range from poor (some strange CG corridors) to pretty good (the memorial in the glass dome jutting out of the side of the ship). And the traditional music cues help to make this feel like 'proper' Red Dwarf.

Unfortunately, the thin budget results in a pretty thin story. Not much at all happens in this first part. There's a creature in the water tank and the boys go and see what it is. Then a new hologram appears with very little explanation, marking a too-sudden shift in the story. That's pretty much it, apart from a sorta-cliffhanger to set up Part 2.

Humour is quite thin on the ground, too. Although I did quite enjoy the diving bell sequence. Characters oblivious to something dramatic behind them is funny, more often than not. Aside from that sequence, the episode plays like an ok installment of Red Dwarf without many jokes. But I will leave you with my favourite of the few which were available:

"In my country, we have a word for people like you."

"In my country, we have several."


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Missed this but
by Silver_Joo
Apr 10th, 2009
09:28:33 PM
it sucked
by cool_britannia79
Apr 10th, 2009
09:28:39 PM
really sucked?
by Silver_Joo
Apr 10th, 2009
09:29:03 PM
First!
by Craftybear
Apr 10th, 2009
09:29:21 PM
It was OK!
by Barrymore Yorke
Apr 10th, 2009
10:03:07 PM
lets see how this ends up..
by notspock2
Apr 10th, 2009
10:31:00 PM
This is a TV movie split into 3 parts
by performingmonkey
Apr 10th, 2009
10:34:19 PM
Bugger... BUT WHAT ABOOT THE DOCTOR???????????????????????? ????
by James_O'Nasty
Apr 10th, 2009
10:56:33 PM
Been missing the Grant from Grant Naylor for years.
by Amy Chasing
Apr 10th, 2009
11:32:41 PM
NEW DR. WHO TOMORROW
by mistergreen
Apr 10th, 2009
11:42:31 PM
SMEG!
by ciroslive
Apr 10th, 2009
11:54:20 PM
It was ok...WAYY too short
by XoanonTORN
Apr 11th, 2009
12:09:06 AM
Smeg
by misnomer
Apr 11th, 2009
12:18:28 AM

by misnomer
Apr 11th, 2009
12:20:26 AM
Danny John-Jules was in Labyrinth.
by Amy Chasing
Apr 11th, 2009
12:27:18 AM
Cut 'em some slack, it's been a DECADE.
by SnapT
Apr 11th, 2009
12:46:10 AM
Just end it
by Chief Joseph
Apr 11th, 2009
01:00:32 AM
ok at best
by ls420
Apr 11th, 2009
02:02:33 AM
Was This Show Ever Funny?
by JohnDrake
Apr 11th, 2009
02:17:25 AM
Danny John-Jules was also in that Maid Marion series
by seppukudkurosawa
Apr 11th, 2009
02:22:07 AM
I was expecting awful
by prbt
Apr 11th, 2009
02:23:00 AM
Not that funny
by manicart1
Apr 11th, 2009
03:39:53 AM
As my co-reviewer said, it felt like Red Dwarf....
by Gabba-UK
Apr 11th, 2009
03:46:31 AM
JohnDrake
by BurnHollywood
Apr 11th, 2009
03:48:28 AM
RED DWARF TALKBACK!
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
04:09:32 AM
Most of called this ages ago, Doug Naylor is
by V'Shael
Apr 11th, 2009
04:18:11 AM
I thought it was okay.....
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
04:20:53 AM
Enough hating. Anyone thought...
by DrLektor
Apr 11th, 2009
04:38:39 AM
Disappointing
by catlettuce4
Apr 11th, 2009
04:44:04 AM
A little dissapointing
by PhilBH
Apr 11th, 2009
04:56:08 AM
So far so good
by smellmycheese
Apr 11th, 2009
05:07:14 AM
Didn't laugh once...
by DiamondJoe
Apr 11th, 2009
05:10:53 AM
seppukudkurosawa
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
05:19:41 AM
The Dave logo/watermark
by smellmycheese
Apr 11th, 2009
05:26:59 AM
are you sure it was a studio audience?
by Talkbacker with no name
Apr 11th, 2009
05:46:01 AM
10 times better than you'd expect
by InfinityWave
Apr 11th, 2009
05:56:56 AM
Postmodern
by supertoyslast
Apr 11th, 2009
06:03:12 AM
Incredibly disappointing
by theghostofdonsimpson
Apr 11th, 2009
06:03:35 AM
No Kochanski... FINALLY!!!
by MaxTheSilent
Apr 11th, 2009
06:05:39 AM
Talkbacker with no name: yes it was studio
by Paulseta
Apr 11th, 2009
06:07:53 AM
hoping this does well enough for another 'movie'
by palewook
Apr 11th, 2009
06:29:03 AM
Danny John-Jules does pre school kids tv
by Mr_X
Apr 11th, 2009
06:43:12 AM
Post-modernism
by smellmycheese
Apr 11th, 2009
07:19:48 AM
Naylors Integrity?
by tomdolan04
Apr 11th, 2009
07:24:46 AM
Dwarf is back!
by Hybrid16
Apr 11th, 2009
07:26:13 AM
Ratings
by supertoyslast
Apr 11th, 2009
07:36:00 AM
I am a little nervous about Dr who special no one..
by emeraldboy
Apr 11th, 2009
07:36:10 AM
I haven't watched Red Dwarf in about 10 years...
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Apr 11th, 2009
07:57:20 AM
Good talkback
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
08:17:48 AM
Talkbacker with no name
by raw_bean
Apr 11th, 2009
08:33:47 AM
Cat had the funniest line
by Dolmes
Apr 11th, 2009
08:37:07 AM
Best thing about it...
by jimmythesaint
Apr 11th, 2009
09:04:12 AM
re: Lemming
by Diablo77
Apr 11th, 2009
09:09:59 AM
Other Aliens
by thewiseman
Apr 11th, 2009
09:30:56 AM
lol lemming
by thewiseman
Apr 11th, 2009
09:36:15 AM
Paulseta and raw_bean I stand corrected
by Talkbacker with no name
Apr 11th, 2009
09:40:57 AM
Aww the days ...
by Franxious
Apr 11th, 2009
09:47:22 AM
Appalling.
by henrydalton
Apr 11th, 2009
09:50:03 AM
Overall
by tomdolan04
Apr 11th, 2009
10:25:47 AM
and if the crew
by tomdolan04
Apr 11th, 2009
10:41:23 AM
Red Dwarf 1 and 2
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
10:45:14 AM
Why so negative?
by Smashing
Apr 11th, 2009
10:46:53 AM
Smashing
by tomdolan04
Apr 11th, 2009
10:56:26 AM
My opinions are my own Tom.
by Smashing
Apr 11th, 2009
11:02:01 AM
That was a load of pish
by Brody77
Apr 11th, 2009
11:20:25 AM
It was OK... Give it a chance to ramp up.
by Nix_Cadavre
Apr 11th, 2009
12:12:03 PM

by Candy ass monkey suit
Apr 11th, 2009
12:12:04 PM

by wayneagainstthemachine
Apr 11th, 2009
12:15:57 PM
Whats elitist
by tomdolan04
Apr 11th, 2009
12:16:35 PM
There arent many british actresses..
by emeraldboy
Apr 11th, 2009
12:19:15 PM
To all the moaners
by Celtican
Apr 11th, 2009
12:23:17 PM
It was a bit of a let down...
by photoboy
Apr 11th, 2009
12:34:59 PM
Here is pt 1.
by wcme
Apr 11th, 2009
12:51:27 PM
The Cat was also in Little Shop of Horrors...
by Hint_of_Smegma
Apr 11th, 2009
01:35:35 PM
Sadly Planet of the Dead was way below average
by football
Apr 11th, 2009
01:52:04 PM
What??
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
01:53:47 PM
And
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
01:56:12 PM
the planet of the dead was superb...
by emeraldboy
Apr 11th, 2009
01:57:01 PM
dr. who was shite!
by Mr_X
Apr 11th, 2009
02:01:27 PM
red dwarf was OK, Who was average
by Cedar_Room
Apr 11th, 2009
02:21:25 PM
wcme
by Joe Mannix Jr.
Apr 11th, 2009
02:39:48 PM
The woman on the bus was called Carmen
by emeraldboy
Apr 11th, 2009
02:47:59 PM
Re red dwarf.....
by emeraldboy
Apr 11th, 2009
02:53:09 PM
who's been shit for 2 years
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
02:53:30 PM
I have some sympathy for the moff.....
by emeraldboy
Apr 11th, 2009
02:54:31 PM
who's been shit for 2 years by cool_britannia79
by emeraldboy
Apr 11th, 2009
03:01:39 PM
fuck noooooooooo
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
03:10:14 PM
There's a channel called Dave?
by fiester
Apr 11th, 2009
03:12:09 PM

by wayneagainstthemachine
Apr 11th, 2009
03:24:05 PM

by wayneagainstthemachine
Apr 11th, 2009
03:25:24 PM

by wayneagainstthemachine
Apr 11th, 2009
03:27:07 PM

by wayneagainstthemachine
Apr 11th, 2009
03:30:00 PM
what a travesty
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
03:33:02 PM

by wayneagainstthemachine
Apr 11th, 2009
03:34:43 PM
Not enormously funny but . . .
by Thall_Joben
Apr 11th, 2009
03:35:15 PM
then you thall, are an idiot
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
03:38:23 PM
The 2nd part was worse than I feared
by football
Apr 11th, 2009
03:40:57 PM
Dave have a live chatback right now
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
03:41:58 PM
Saw it, and was happy that...
by Chief Joseph
Apr 11th, 2009
03:43:19 PM
Why God? Why?
by celm02
Apr 11th, 2009
03:44:20 PM

by wayneagainstthemachine
Apr 11th, 2009
03:45:40 PM
I can't let you do that Dave
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
03:48:38 PM

by wayneagainstthemachine
Apr 11th, 2009
03:49:48 PM
amen wayne
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
03:52:48 PM
Officially SHIT
by smellmycheese
Apr 11th, 2009
03:53:31 PM
Part 3 - Jade Goody is the creator
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
03:54:52 PM
Part 4 - QVC Red Dwarf special
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
04:02:38 PM
Isn't there an improv show as well?
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
04:04:55 PM
Fox leaked it!
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
04:05:17 PM
why not shit in an envelope
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
04:10:54 PM
Part 2 that bad?
by Chief Joseph
Apr 11th, 2009
04:14:35 PM
Part 2 = Fucking pish AGAIN
by Brody77
Apr 11th, 2009
04:18:41 PM
Feel my facebook anger!
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
04:21:02 PM
just watched episode two and it's good!!!
by enda
Apr 11th, 2009
04:23:28 PM
Chief Joseph
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
04:26:11 PM
cool_britannia79
by Chief Joseph
Apr 11th, 2009
04:55:33 PM
Hey, I want to see the flying bus...............
by axcel1
Apr 11th, 2009
05:08:51 PM
yes the flying bus was crap..
by emeraldboy
Apr 11th, 2009
05:10:12 PM
Planet of the dead had me..
by emeraldboy
Apr 11th, 2009
05:14:30 PM
Chief Joseph, did you ever see....
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
05:29:17 PM
As a Dwarf fan...
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
05:35:42 PM
Posted Herc my review of Part 2...
by Gabba-UK
Apr 11th, 2009
05:44:06 PM
I Hope You're Right...
by celm02
Apr 11th, 2009
05:46:01 PM
cool_britannia79
by Chief Joseph
Apr 11th, 2009
05:46:51 PM
celm02
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
05:57:27 PM
Red Dwarf "best ever" from BobbyLlyew?
by V'Shael
Apr 11th, 2009
05:58:08 PM
Someone needs to go back in time, and kill
by V'Shael
Apr 11th, 2009
05:59:21 PM
Is this talkback full
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
06:00:43 PM
Harsh V'Shael
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
06:02:16 PM
I may be too generous in my Part 2 review
by supertoyslast
Apr 11th, 2009
06:02:44 PM
It's not full of Brits Donkey_Lasher....
by Gabba-UK
Apr 11th, 2009
06:03:40 PM
Heres pt 2
by wcme
Apr 11th, 2009
06:04:44 PM
supertoyslast, I'd hope your review is more generous...
by Gabba-UK
Apr 11th, 2009
06:06:40 PM
Part 1 was ok, part 2.....
by The Penultimate Gunslinger
Apr 11th, 2009
06:11:28 PM
Gabba-UK
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 11th, 2009
06:21:53 PM
Breaking the 4th wall in your story
by V'Shael
Apr 11th, 2009
06:22:20 PM
Give the guys a break....
by HanSelo
Apr 11th, 2009
06:22:59 PM
I thought it was awful
by jackalcack
Apr 11th, 2009
06:34:46 PM
Geez, HanSelo
by Chief Joseph
Apr 11th, 2009
06:46:45 PM
No Hanselo, budget ain't the issue
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
06:47:04 PM
fuck it, i'm watching back to reality
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
06:50:14 PM
Grr Argh
by Silver_Joo
Apr 11th, 2009
06:50:19 PM
That said
by Silver_Joo
Apr 11th, 2009
06:54:02 PM
This show suffers from 'Lucas' syndrome
by jackalcack
Apr 11th, 2009
06:54:03 PM
The Penultimate Gunslinger you're so right
by Dolmes
Apr 11th, 2009
06:56:07 PM
cool_britannia79
by HanSelo
Apr 11th, 2009
07:01:49 PM
Dolmes, you're not getting it
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
07:04:12 PM
Hanselo, the picture gag
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
07:06:41 PM
Totally agree cool britannia
by thewiseman
Apr 11th, 2009
07:07:35 PM
picture gag
by HanSelo
Apr 11th, 2009
07:13:22 PM
If they don'
by V'Shael
Apr 11th, 2009
07:15:26 PM
If they don't get criticised for this mess...
by V'Shael
Apr 11th, 2009
07:16:39 PM
I'm with you Hanselo
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
07:20:03 PM
it's 01.30 am in the uk
by cool_britannia79
Apr 11th, 2009
07:21:38 PM
what seemed unneccessary
by Cedar_Room
Apr 11th, 2009
08:04:35 PM
Part Two is a real improvement over One
by Paulseta
Apr 11th, 2009
09:01:38 PM
Holy crap!
by Chief Joseph
Apr 11th, 2009
09:38:21 PM
WTF IS THIS SHIT!!!
by medicinaluser
Apr 11th, 2009
10:02:54 PM
Part 1 ... 6/10 ... Part 2 ... 7/10
by Discosis
Apr 11th, 2009
10:18:41 PM
Rob Grant
by themagicalhornofguntata
Apr 12th, 2009
01:29:06 AM
Could it all be a dig at "reality TV"?
by smellmycheese
Apr 12th, 2009
01:44:39 AM
Part 1 ... 3/10 ... Part 2 ... 1/10
by medicinaluser
Apr 12th, 2009
01:59:55 AM
cool_britannia79
by Dingbatty
Apr 12th, 2009
02:07:57 AM
Oh, and Eastenders has been shown on
by Dingbatty
Apr 12th, 2009
02:10:13 AM
Could it all be a dig at "reality TV"?
by smellmycheese
Apr 12th, 2009
02:29:57 AM
"After series 10"
by catlettuce4
Apr 12th, 2009
02:39:03 AM
My review that i sent to Herc....
by Gabba-UK
Apr 12th, 2009
02:57:35 AM
Gabba-UK : HTML line breaks
by smellmycheese
Apr 12th, 2009
03:18:05 AM
That was cringe-worthy
by TinSpider
Apr 12th, 2009
03:26:20 AM
Tinspider
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
03:55:01 AM
the show was never really funny
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 12th, 2009
03:58:25 AM
After watching approx ten minutes...
by alucardvsdracula
Apr 12th, 2009
04:21:42 AM
never really funny?
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
04:46:10 AM
All those in favour of horse-whipping Doug Naylor?
by DiamondJoe
Apr 12th, 2009
04:48:39 AM
And I do feel really sorry for the actors...
by DiamondJoe
Apr 12th, 2009
04:52:28 AM
One more thing...
by DiamondJoe
Apr 12th, 2009
04:58:35 AM
Diamond Joe, you got my vote
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
05:01:43 AM
Well I enjoyed it
by Lloytron
Apr 12th, 2009
05:12:35 AM
Showing the old episodes straight after...
by DiamondJoe
Apr 12th, 2009
05:20:28 AM
Lloytron, what's clever about it?
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
05:25:26 AM
Lloytron...
by DiamondJoe
Apr 12th, 2009
05:29:46 AM
Grant/Naylor
by Lloytron
Apr 12th, 2009
05:30:33 AM
THIS is the number one talkback?!?!
by The_Man_Behind_The_Curtain
Apr 12th, 2009
05:33:05 AM
No curtain man,
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
05:34:27 AM
DiamondJoe
by Lloytron
Apr 12th, 2009
05:43:01 AM
I used to love Red Dwarf!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Apr 12th, 2009
06:07:09 AM
ah, now i CAN wait!
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
06:08:28 AM
Part 2 reviews not posted?
by supertoyslast
Apr 12th, 2009
06:25:25 AM
I agree with the guy directly above me
by IAmMrMonkey!
Apr 12th, 2009
06:27:17 AM
Part 2 Review
by supertoyslast
Apr 12th, 2009
06:28:35 AM
Mr monkey,
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
06:34:09 AM
Red Dwarf is no 1 talkback
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
07:06:53 AM
I've subscribed just to write in this talkback...
by Lion_O
Apr 12th, 2009
07:45:13 AM
Lion_O
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
07:56:24 AM
Make it STOP
by the_scream
Apr 12th, 2009
08:14:10 AM
#1 Talkback huh?
by smellmycheese
Apr 12th, 2009
08:19:46 AM
FUCK YOU FUCKING SMEG HEAD HATERS!!!!!!!
by smellmycheese
Apr 12th, 2009
08:25:31 AM
EMOHAWK > POLYMORPH
by the_scream
Apr 12th, 2009
08:28:31 AM
I'd put polymorph before Emohawk
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
08:37:40 AM
Red Dwarf VIII
by smellmycheese
Apr 12th, 2009
08:59:23 AM
Another thing that annoys me...
by The Penultimate Gunslinger
Apr 12th, 2009
09:02:21 AM
yes, it's in an anal cavity somewhere
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
09:06:52 AM
smellmycheese...
by the_scream
Apr 12th, 2009
09:09:37 AM
Ok, Emohawk had it's moments
by smellmycheese
Apr 12th, 2009
09:11:09 AM
People giving this a free pass...
by the_scream
Apr 12th, 2009
09:19:31 AM
Part 1 sucked donkey ass whereas Part 2 was funnier
by taxman2001
Apr 12th, 2009
09:23:30 AM
The fact that they went back to Red...
by the_scream
Apr 12th, 2009
09:25:01 AM
the_scream
by smellmycheese
Apr 12th, 2009
09:26:33 AM
Part 2 Ratings
by supertoyslast
Apr 12th, 2009
09:34:38 AM
1.1 million people can't be wrong!
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
09:44:36 AM
Ratings
by smellmycheese
Apr 12th, 2009
09:51:28 AM
The only good thing
by thewiseman
Apr 12th, 2009
10:08:35 AM
cool_britannia79
by Lion_O
Apr 12th, 2009
10:43:23 AM
Well the whole plot is blade runner really
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
10:53:50 AM
Dude.... you're killing me!
by Lion_O
Apr 12th, 2009
11:08:45 AM
I only remember cause
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
11:11:45 AM
....
by Lion_O
Apr 12th, 2009
11:12:46 AM
witness my majesty!
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
11:21:09 AM
Back to the show...
by Lion_O
Apr 12th, 2009
11:21:34 AM
Panthro
by Lion_O
Apr 12th, 2009
11:24:52 AM
Its been a while
by Lloytron
Apr 12th, 2009
11:36:57 AM
not long to go, are we waiting for a
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
01:18:11 PM
Youngdog
by Lloytron
Apr 12th, 2009
02:37:43 PM
OK, the priory joke was good
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
03:07:09 PM
i callled the squid, and kochanski as
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
03:28:05 PM
I guess it's not ruined after all
by celm02
Apr 12th, 2009
03:30:23 PM
Fucking painful to say the least...
by shaneo632
Apr 12th, 2009
03:31:59 PM
that should have been one long episode
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
03:32:28 PM
Hmmmmmm
by Lloytron
Apr 12th, 2009
03:36:55 PM
yeah us being an alternate reality now is shit
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
03:39:09 PM
Ok, so it was the squid....
by Gabba-UK
Apr 12th, 2009
03:46:09 PM
No kind of atmosphere
by Lloytron
Apr 12th, 2009
03:46:11 PM
I agree with cool_britannia79
by Lion_O
Apr 12th, 2009
03:51:40 PM
yeah i smiled when your observation
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
03:58:12 PM
So it was a squid again?
by Chief Joseph
Apr 12th, 2009
03:58:14 PM
yeah chief, they did
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
04:02:26 PM
Chief Joseph
by Lion_O
Apr 12th, 2009
04:05:11 PM
Everyones a critic
by Tomarru
Apr 12th, 2009
04:05:45 PM
Part 3 - pretty crap
by supertoyslast
Apr 12th, 2009
04:07:51 PM
I did laugh...
by Gabba-UK
Apr 12th, 2009
04:09:52 PM
Tomarru
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
04:13:33 PM
Gabba, add the bollocks crunching
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
04:14:38 PM
Don't get me wrong Tomarru...
by Lion_O
Apr 12th, 2009
04:16:44 PM
The weird tiny Rimmers....
by Lion_O
Apr 12th, 2009
04:18:19 PM
yeah, how clearly NOT our universe
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
04:29:29 PM
I just watched all three
by WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR
Apr 12th, 2009
05:18:55 PM
Oops
by WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR
Apr 12th, 2009
05:21:23 PM
Tomarru
by Lloytron
Apr 12th, 2009
05:22:29 PM
Speaking as a Red Dwarf virgin...
by OGoncho
Apr 12th, 2009
05:23:34 PM
Heres Pt 3!
by wcme
Apr 12th, 2009
05:27:54 PM
give it chance watch all three!
by mopperty
Apr 12th, 2009
05:40:50 PM
Fair Enough
by ultrakev69
Apr 12th, 2009
05:43:06 PM
Welcome back O Goncho!
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Apr 12th, 2009
05:51:46 PM
All hail OGoncho!
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
05:56:21 PM
Go Go OGoncho!
by Belasco_House
Apr 12th, 2009
06:04:54 PM
except somali pirates
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
06:07:09 PM
Squid
by supertoyslast
Apr 12th, 2009
06:22:06 PM
it was dr manhattan all along!
by cool_britannia79
Apr 12th, 2009
06:23:51 PM
A shorter Dwarf than you'd think
by Majereuk
Apr 12th, 2009
06:47:18 PM
Not our reality
by Lloytron
Apr 12th, 2009
07:07:54 PM
A story better than 'Back To Earth'
by Lloytron
Apr 12th, 2009
07:11:39 PM
Why just Craig Charles?
by Dimpy
Apr 12th, 2009
07:49:08 PM
All in all...I want more
by Joe Mannix Jr.
Apr 12th, 2009
08:40:04 PM
i liked the blade runner stuff
by jccalhoun
Apr 12th, 2009
09:06:55 PM
Wow. I do not care what anyone else might think.
by fain88
Apr 12th, 2009
11:08:36 PM
"All I wanted was a sit-com in a biscuit factory."
by fain88
Apr 12th, 2009
11:11:25 PM
And bravo to Craig Charles
by fain88
Apr 12th, 2009
11:34:50 PM
Why Grant and Naylor broke up
by Chief Joseph
Apr 13th, 2009
12:31:22 AM
Good second and third part
by ulcer
Apr 13th, 2009
12:58:47 AM
Just watched all three.
by Dingbatty
Apr 13th, 2009
01:13:05 AM
intentionally light on laughs?
by cool_britannia79
Apr 13th, 2009
03:08:32 AM
Thanks fain88
by Discosis
Apr 13th, 2009
03:28:58 AM
loved it? really?
by cool_britannia79
Apr 13th, 2009
04:02:37 AM
As a whole
by InfinityWave
Apr 13th, 2009
04:34:41 AM
Boring, unfunny, and it was all a dream
by The Penultimate Gunslinger
Apr 13th, 2009
05:33:05 AM
no lemming
by cool_britannia79
Apr 13th, 2009
05:42:20 AM
Bladerunner reference they should have had
by supertoyslast
Apr 13th, 2009
05:42:32 AM
taken as a whole,
by notspock2
Apr 13th, 2009
05:52:53 AM
You can't unjump a shark
by VoldemortWearsPrada
Apr 13th, 2009
06:32:58 AM
Where does this leave Red Dwarf?
by supertoyslast
Apr 13th, 2009
06:40:09 AM
As a whole....
by Donkey_Lasher
Apr 13th, 2009
06:41:38 AM
who owns red dwarf now?
by cool_britannia79
Apr 13th, 2009
07:46:02 AM
I think Grant/Naylor own it and offer it to people.
by Dolmes
Apr 13th, 2009
07:51:18 AM

by Joely_Boy
Apr 13th, 2009
08:00:38 AM
joely boy, you must be mentallly ill
by cool_britannia79
Apr 13th, 2009
09:06:37 AM
M-O-O-N. That spells "continuity"
by TomCullen
Apr 13th, 2009
09:17:23 AM
I'll say it again: that was the death of Red Dwarf
by DiamondJoe
Apr 13th, 2009
09:38:28 AM
cool_britannia79
by Joely_Boy
Apr 13th, 2009
10:20:27 AM
"...a giant Testicle!"
by fain88
Apr 13th, 2009
11:27:54 AM
why not enjoy new red dwarf?
by cool_britannia79
Apr 13th, 2009
11:43:08 AM
Intentionally light on laughs =
by fain88
Apr 13th, 2009
12:06:04 PM
'Light on laughs'
by InfinityWave
Apr 13th, 2009
12:19:10 PM
InfinityWave
by fain88
Apr 13th, 2009
12:21:27 PM
And thank you, TomCullen
by fain88
Apr 13th, 2009
12:26:51 PM
i loved it
by monster man
Apr 13th, 2009
12:27:25 PM
Cliffhangers
by supertoyslast
Apr 13th, 2009
01:16:14 PM
Just watched episode 3...
by smellmycheese
Apr 13th, 2009
01:18:03 PM
HOWEVER...
by smellmycheese
Apr 13th, 2009
01:26:01 PM
supertoyslast
by smellmycheese
Apr 13th, 2009
01:27:50 PM
Joely_Boy
by smellmycheese
Apr 13th, 2009
01:40:07 PM
Coronation Street
by smellmycheese
Apr 13th, 2009
01:55:47 PM
Unrealistic Expectations? SMEG!
by ToMonicker
Apr 13th, 2009
01:59:29 PM
'any real red dwarf fan'
by cool_britannia79
Apr 13th, 2009
02:08:26 PM
Red Dwarf = overrated and unfunny
by Decimus
Apr 13th, 2009
03:58:04 PM
Thank Series 7 & 8 for...
by Chief Joseph
Apr 13th, 2009
04:49:29 PM
Bone the Fish
by Chief Joseph
Apr 13th, 2009
04:50:59 PM
Thank Series 1-6, too
by Decimus
Apr 13th, 2009
05:04:10 PM
fuck you decimus
by cool_britannia79
Apr 13th, 2009
05:16:46 PM
Red Dwarf = lowbrow slapstick garbage
by Decimus
Apr 13th, 2009
05:39:24 PM
ah you're a troll
by cool_britannia79
Apr 13th, 2009
05:49:05 PM
Fair cop
by Decimus
Apr 13th, 2009
05:53:02 PM
Decimus
by fain88
Apr 13th, 2009
06:24:39 PM
Doug Naylor
by theGoldbergV
Apr 13th, 2009
06:25:47 PM
On the upside
by theGoldbergV
Apr 13th, 2009
06:34:19 PM
Red Dwarf is back
by Mr Writer
Apr 13th, 2009
07:36:36 PM
Star Trek is going to rock it May 8th
by Browncoat_Jedi
Apr 13th, 2009
07:57:53 PM
Sod off, Decimus
by Chief Joseph
Apr 13th, 2009
08:08:32 PM
Red Dwarf
by Klaatu2012
Apr 13th, 2009
08:53:19 PM
And here come the trolls.
by Chief Joseph
Apr 13th, 2009
09:13:14 PM
I just don't understand
by fain88
Apr 13th, 2009
09:13:36 PM
rage against the dying of the light!
by cool_britannia79
Apr 14th, 2009
01:22:43 AM
Yup
by smellmycheese
Apr 14th, 2009
01:24:40 AM
cool_britannia79
by smellmycheese
Apr 14th, 2009
01:34:43 AM
Better the second time around
by Vicconius
Apr 14th, 2009
02:36:58 AM
It wasn't that bad
by Lost Jarv
Apr 14th, 2009
06:31:22 AM
Bit of a let down, there.
by Gym
Apr 14th, 2009
07:56:58 AM
The Joy Squid
by fain88
Apr 14th, 2009
11:05:26 AM
I believe IT WAS Rimmer's line
by fain88
Apr 14th, 2009
11:06:14 AM
Joy Squid
by supertoyslast
Apr 14th, 2009
05:38:58 PM
Part 3 Ratings
by supertoyslast
Apr 14th, 2009
05:41:30 PM
Vicconius
by Decimus
Apr 14th, 2009
09:08:57 PM
Decimus = no constructive comments
by fain88
Apr 14th, 2009
11:26:26 PM
supertoylast
by fain88
Apr 14th, 2009
11:39:24 PM
WAS
by fain88
Apr 14th, 2009
11:40:55 PM
Isn't a million viewers an episode pretty amazing ratings...
by SnapT
Apr 15th, 2009
04:16:52 AM
I liked it.
by Nix_Cadavre
Apr 26th, 2009
08:57:37 PM

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