Greetings! ScoreKeeper here whipping out my .44 Magnum while some punk tries to swipe my new soundtrack CD for the fifth and final Dirty Harry film, THE DEAD POOL (1988) [HERE], which is autographed by composer Lalo Schifrin.

Yeah, well…you know the routine. You got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

Because I’ve actually got five more copies that I’m giving away to worthy Ain’t It Cool News readers who think they’ve got what it takes to earn one for themselves.

So, what do you have to do?

In the last several years we’ve seen a resurgence of aging cinematic heroes making their return to the big screen. From Rocky Balboa, to John Rambo, to Indiana Jones, these iconic characters have demonstrated the sun still shines as bright well into the twilight years.

So, what about “Dirty” Harry Callahan? What if he were to return to the big screen with a new prescription for pain of his own? Could the calm, cool, and collected Callahan open a can of whoop-ass on unsuspecting street thugs as affectively today as he did in the 1970s and 80s?

Your task is to pitch a sixth Dirty Harry movie with Clint Eastwood returning to the role of the indefatigable “Dirty” Harry Callahan. Write an brief pitch (roughly 250 words or so) outlining a plot that would bring Dirty Harry out of retirement and back on the streets of San Francisco. What’s the new title for the film? What’s the basic plot outline? Who are the costars? Who should direct it? Who would you get to score it? These are but a few of the questions you must ask yourself. Be as comprehensive as possible. Make this a film that Dirty Harry fans would drool over!

The five people who submit the most intriguing pitch for a new Dirty Harry film will win the new soundtrack CD of THE DEAD POOL, courtesy of Aleph Records [http://www.alephrecords.com], which is autographed by legendary composer, Lalo Schifrin.

Email me at scorekeeper@aintitcool.com with the subject: PUT ME ON THE DEAD POOL! with your full name, mailing address, a valid email address, and your complete pitch for the new Dirty Harry film (again, keep it around 250 words or so). The five winning entries will be posted on Ain’t It Cool News when the winners are announced.

The deadline will be Saturday, April 4th, at 11:59PM EST. Only one entry per person please. Any duplicate entries will be discarded. International entries accepted.

You want to play the game, you better know the rules…