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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. It has seemed for a while that Hollywood has gone remake crazy, but since FRIDAY THE 13TH had such a huge weekend it seems to have spurred a crazy remake rush.

I'm running two remake stories this morning. I'm not sure what to think about this. On the one hand, I've been hearing for years how the original Wolfgang Petersen family fantasy movie isn't a pimple on the ass of the original book... But I've avoided reading it. I honestly don't want to tarnish my love of the movie. That's the second hand there... I love it. It's a kid's movie that we don't get to see these days. It's serious, it's fucked up and scary... I mean, the two big villains of the movie is a godawful creature of nightmare, the G'mork... an evil wolf... and a disturbingly adult and heady concept of The Nothing. I go back and forth on which one freaked me out the most. I mean, as scary as the wolf is, a physical presence, there's something terrifying of everything you know, love and even hate just undoing... blinking out of all existence and memory.

And don't get me started on Morla or The Swamps of Sadness... fuckin' Artax... that horse sinking still makes me cry...

But even with all that, I keep hearing how great the book is and how the movie just scratched the surface. My worry is that an adult, real-risk family fantasy movie can't be made within the system today, so that we're looking at the very real possibility of a remake further disappointing the novel's fans and at the same time thrown in the ever growing "raped my childhood" category.

So, with all that out there, the news might not be all that bleak. Right now nobody has the rights yet, but both Kennedy/Marshall and Appian Way (DiCaprio's production company) are in talks with Warner Bros to remake the movie. And that's good news. If there's any studio putting out ballsy movies these days it's Warners.

What are your thoughts?


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Oh good grief.
by George Newman
Feb 26th, 2009
01:12:53 AM
My Wife's Gonna Flip
by HapaPapa72
Feb 26th, 2009
01:14:05 AM
Y'know....
by HapaPapa72
Feb 26th, 2009
01:16:02 AM
END IT... EEEND IT.
by TheMarineBiologist
Feb 26th, 2009
01:17:08 AM
Leave it alone, you freaks!
by Dingbatty
Feb 26th, 2009
01:19:02 AM
Nothing Matters, Nothing Matters...
by stanton29
Feb 26th, 2009
01:20:57 AM
It's be soulless fucking WALDEN media
by Sepulchrave
Feb 26th, 2009
01:27:29 AM
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Feb 26th, 2009
01:29:12 AM
BTW, one of the greatest theme songs EVER
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Feb 26th, 2009
01:30:35 AM
what?!
by menstrual_blitz
Feb 26th, 2009
01:32:41 AM
"ever"
by menstrual_blitz
Feb 26th, 2009
01:33:28 AM
Only consolation for the travesty of a remake
by Dingbatty
Feb 26th, 2009
01:33:49 AM
Please be as good as this review!
by ivehadsex
Feb 26th, 2009
01:35:07 AM
Hey Hollywood
by kgerm
Feb 26th, 2009
01:38:58 AM
Scratching The Surface
by kgerm
Feb 26th, 2009
01:39:34 AM
Maybe in the case of books
by deanbarry
Feb 26th, 2009
01:41:16 AM
ORIGINAL HAD A LIMITED SHELF LIFE
by Mullah Omar
Feb 26th, 2009
01:43:36 AM
As I posted on THR,
by Dingbatty
Feb 26th, 2009
01:49:15 AM
The book was more existential than the Matrix
by sweeneydave
Feb 26th, 2009
01:54:55 AM
I just watched this recently.
by CoursinLarry
Feb 26th, 2009
02:19:45 AM
I just watched this recently also.
by Shermdawg
Feb 26th, 2009
02:34:50 AM
Watched this (again) recently, I should say.
by Shermdawg
Feb 26th, 2009
02:36:12 AM
i heard that fuckin horse sank in real life
by robertplant
Feb 26th, 2009
02:38:06 AM
re:BTW, one of the greatest theme songs EVER
by robertplant
Feb 26th, 2009
02:39:34 AM
The book is a masterpiece
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 26th, 2009
02:39:58 AM
it'll be a politically correct vanilla snore-fest
by Ray Gamma
Feb 26th, 2009
02:44:46 AM
Ray Gamma
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 26th, 2009
02:47:23 AM
They are invoking Rule 34 on 80's movies
by estacado1
Feb 26th, 2009
03:00:02 AM
Not the horse
by banville
Feb 26th, 2009
03:13:13 AM
The original movie is the first half of the book.
by Amy Chasing
Feb 26th, 2009
03:48:36 AM
I saw this at the flicks....
by Gabba-UK
Feb 26th, 2009
03:52:00 AM
Oh, and who ever said David Lynch should direct:
by Amy Chasing
Feb 26th, 2009
03:54:31 AM
Amy Chasing
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 26th, 2009
03:56:32 AM
Neverending Story Tideland-style.
by Amy Chasing
Feb 26th, 2009
04:03:26 AM
Jeezus Khrayist
by Commander Rah
Feb 26th, 2009
04:07:32 AM
This might actually be good
by DesignDude
Feb 26th, 2009
04:18:39 AM
The Curious Case Of Jim Knopf
by AllieJamison
Feb 26th, 2009
04:27:34 AM
Amy Chasing.
by CoursinLarry
Feb 26th, 2009
04:30:41 AM
Not in Australia CoursinLarry.
by Amy Chasing
Feb 26th, 2009
04:42:36 AM
Neverending Story 3 was AWESOME!
by Mr.Twist
Feb 26th, 2009
04:46:25 AM
I remember the Rock Biter singing Born To Be Wild in NS3
by Amy Chasing
Feb 26th, 2009
04:51:27 AM
CoursinLarry
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 26th, 2009
05:08:44 AM
I JUST dreamt about this -- no joke
by WickedJacob
Feb 26th, 2009
05:09:36 AM
That movie spooked me as a kid
by liljuniorbrown
Feb 26th, 2009
05:10:00 AM
Hollywood has done away with the vaseline and
by Six Demon Bag
Feb 26th, 2009
05:13:11 AM
The movie vs the book
by photoboy
Feb 26th, 2009
05:49:25 AM
Allie
by Al_Shut
Feb 26th, 2009
06:06:37 AM
Actually, the film is only about a third of the book
by Wile-E
Feb 26th, 2009
06:17:27 AM
I could see Neil Gaiman doing this right.
by Kevin Holsinger
Feb 26th, 2009
06:17:55 AM
Kurt Lockwood turned down the script for this one...
by MrSentinel
Feb 26th, 2009
06:50:16 AM
Giorgio Moroder gotta Eat!!
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Feb 26th, 2009
07:20:28 AM
Let's get Brandis a job! Oh wait...
by Cap'n Jack
Feb 26th, 2009
07:21:42 AM
the first movie is the first half of the book...
by Cap'n Jack
Feb 26th, 2009
07:24:59 AM
One of the best books ever!
by PittBrett
Feb 26th, 2009
07:25:17 AM
I called this one a while ago, and I'm interested
by Xian042
Feb 26th, 2009
07:31:08 AM
oracle MAJOR BOOBAGE
by turketron
Feb 26th, 2009
07:32:17 AM
...not that it matters, but GOOOD, MAKE IT STOOOOP...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 26th, 2009
07:36:56 AM
The Never Ending Story
by indyjonez100
Feb 26th, 2009
07:39:49 AM
Hollywood will fuck this up. It's their scientific...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 26th, 2009
07:41:30 AM
Various thoughts
by chrth
Feb 26th, 2009
07:45:42 AM
"I thought ... was infinitely sadder in my mind"
by chrth
Feb 26th, 2009
07:50:07 AM
Always think of Krull when NES comes up
by chimpjnr
Feb 26th, 2009
07:57:17 AM
I think I was in love with the Empress
by chimpjnr
Feb 26th, 2009
07:59:08 AM
CALL MY NAME!!!!
by Six Demon Bag
Feb 26th, 2009
08:03:54 AM
Overused Meme alert : Raped childhood
by V'Shael
Feb 26th, 2009
08:29:23 AM
come to think of it
by TheMcflyFarm
Feb 26th, 2009
08:34:56 AM
FUNKIN A!
by JayWells87
Feb 26th, 2009
08:37:10 AM
Adults! Stop buying NEW action figures now!
by Hikaru Ichijo
Feb 26th, 2009
08:54:07 AM
I hate these remake people
by CherryValance
Feb 26th, 2009
09:07:33 AM
Please Don't
by BeyondStatic
Feb 26th, 2009
09:10:41 AM
F13 fell 80% in its second week
by D.Vader
Feb 26th, 2009
09:35:04 AM
As long as Tom Rothman, Jon Peters, or George Lucas
by Mr Slippy Fist
Feb 26th, 2009
09:45:18 AM
Not down with remakes, but
by phool2056
Feb 26th, 2009
10:08:59 AM
Get Petersen involved
by Tobiwise
Feb 26th, 2009
10:10:22 AM
MOONCHILD!!!!
by bonecrushersmith
Feb 26th, 2009
10:10:37 AM
THEY LOOK LIKE BIG, STRONG HANDS. DON'T THEY?
by One-Eyed Willy
Feb 26th, 2009
10:18:31 AM
Jack Black rocked in NS3!
by 2dope
Feb 26th, 2009
10:24:17 AM
do the damn thing
by DeusExMachina
Feb 26th, 2009
10:25:49 AM
there's something terrifying of everything you know, love and ev
by IAmLegolas
Feb 26th, 2009
10:26:07 AM
I rewound that tape over and over to hear that name
by mthrndr
Feb 26th, 2009
10:28:46 AM
This is one of my absolute favourites from the 80s.
by a goonie
Feb 26th, 2009
10:29:18 AM
I always thought he was giving her his mother's name
by chrth
Feb 26th, 2009
10:40:26 AM
great movie
by darkslab
Feb 26th, 2009
10:47:08 AM
Friday the 13th had a 80% 2nd week DROP
by Zeegloo
Feb 26th, 2009
10:55:08 AM
I say bring it
by Mr.FTW
Feb 26th, 2009
10:57:03 AM
Nobody cares about me and my stupid bat!
by Darth Macchio
Feb 26th, 2009
10:59:58 AM
Where The Wild Things Are
by TheBlackKnight
Feb 26th, 2009
11:00:22 AM
Inside the sudio system, I might add.
by TheBlackKnight
Feb 26th, 2009
11:02:11 AM
i don't know about this one
by MacTard420
Feb 26th, 2009
11:50:25 AM
Darth Macchio
by DeusExMachina
Feb 26th, 2009
11:53:22 AM
Book is epic!
by MACHO CABRIO
Feb 26th, 2009
12:12:47 PM
Al_Shut
by AllieJamison
Feb 26th, 2009
12:15:31 PM
BEST DIRECTOR FOR THE JOB!
by Berserkr
Feb 26th, 2009
12:35:47 PM
Will it still have one of the SIMON AND SIMON guys...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 26th, 2009
12:36:37 PM
Miyazaki and Del Toro...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 26th, 2009
12:41:42 PM
I'm actually reading this book right now...
by StrokerX
Feb 26th, 2009
12:41:56 PM
Mr. FTW I have to disagree...
by El Gooche
Feb 26th, 2009
12:43:17 PM
MOONCHILD! MOOOOOONCHIIIILLDD!!!!
by StrokerX
Feb 26th, 2009
12:45:56 PM
chrth
by StrokerX
Feb 26th, 2009
12:51:11 PM
DuesExMachina
by Darth Macchio
Feb 26th, 2009
12:56:13 PM
my letter to hollywood
by bradsand
Feb 26th, 2009
01:00:18 PM
AAAA TRAAAA YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Rufferto
Feb 26th, 2009
01:04:02 PM
Definitely scratched the surface
by porkchop_Xpress
Feb 26th, 2009
01:39:04 PM
Darth Macchio
by DeusExMachina
Feb 26th, 2009
01:51:43 PM
The book wasn't that good
by luis1210
Feb 26th, 2009
02:25:24 PM
It's NOT a remake you fucktards.
by Warcraft
Feb 26th, 2009
02:30:47 PM
Warcraft
by porkchop_Xpress
Feb 26th, 2009
02:53:36 PM
Falcor!
by pinkfloyd2000
Feb 26th, 2009
02:59:57 PM
99.99999% of child actors suck ass, are painful to watch and imp
by thedarklinglord
Feb 26th, 2009
03:25:47 PM
As long as they keep the original design for Falcor
by SoylentMean
Feb 26th, 2009
03:37:23 PM
O Ye of Little Faith, Quint
by DKT
Feb 26th, 2009
03:41:47 PM
When I lived in Japan...
by Chief Joseph
Feb 26th, 2009
03:56:48 PM
I like the original...
by alienindisguise
Feb 26th, 2009
04:00:43 PM
Will Limahl sing the theme song again??
by TheWaqman
Feb 26th, 2009
04:17:12 PM
THE NEVERENDING GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD!
by spud mcspud
Feb 26th, 2009
04:26:29 PM
Book vs Movie
by spud mcspud
Feb 26th, 2009
04:29:40 PM
If they find a way to cast Tami Stronach
by CyG
Feb 26th, 2009
04:33:25 PM
Dream team to make this based on the book
by spud mcspud
Feb 26th, 2009
04:39:42 PM
Stop giving ideas for directors and such
by HerbWestAustin
Feb 26th, 2009
04:45:41 PM
El Gooche
by Mr.FTW
Feb 26th, 2009
04:48:49 PM
if they do this, my heart will break yet again
by Kloipy
Feb 26th, 2009
04:51:51 PM
HerbWestAustin
by spud mcspud
Feb 26th, 2009
04:56:37 PM
Sometimes when I enter the onramp to the freeway and speed up...
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Feb 26th, 2009
05:01:27 PM
The name "Moonchild"...
by Billy Goat
Feb 26th, 2009
06:36:01 PM
"To the winch, wench!"
by IndyCollector
Feb 26th, 2009
06:41:22 PM
spud mcspud
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 26th, 2009
07:07:06 PM
The Old Man of Wandering Mountain
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 26th, 2009
07:08:40 PM
FUCK YOU WGA
by Logan_1973
Feb 26th, 2009
07:10:10 PM
Dumb question, but...
by Chief Joseph
Feb 26th, 2009
07:40:58 PM
Interesting find on Wikipedia:
by Chief Joseph
Feb 26th, 2009
08:52:53 PM
The video arcade is down the street.
by WickedJacob
Feb 26th, 2009
11:33:40 PM
You can bet Lionel Hutz had something to do with this....
by Iblis_mage
Feb 26th, 2009
11:43:01 PM
QUINT: Take off the glasses, brotha.
by Playkins
Feb 26th, 2009
11:44:26 PM
fun fact
by The Amazing G
Feb 27th, 2009
12:15:07 AM
Mr. T cereal makes a cameo in the original.
by Dingbatty
Feb 27th, 2009
02:44:19 AM
Labyrinth was scary too
by liljuniorbrown
Feb 27th, 2009
05:34:51 AM
kwisatzhaderach
by spud mcspud
Feb 27th, 2009
05:37:09 AM
The Amazing G
by Rufferto
Feb 27th, 2009
01:38:18 PM
Is this technically a "remake"?
by ArtisticGrief
Feb 28th, 2009
01:43:44 AM
It WILL be worse. You KNOW it to be true.
by kevred
Feb 28th, 2009
02:12:44 AM
Oh, and I also love the theme song.
by kevred
Feb 28th, 2009
02:18:22 AM
NOPE
by VoldemortWearsPrada
Feb 28th, 2009
04:47:37 AM
Oh, and whoever asked whether the horse really died?
by VoldemortWearsPrada
Feb 28th, 2009
04:59:41 AM

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