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Do you like to talk during movies - I have an article for you to read!

Hey folks, Harry here. I am not advocating that people that talk in movies be shot, merely pointing out that if you choose to talk in a movie theater during a movie - that there are in fact documentation that you could be shot for talking during a movie. And that before you open your mouth to begin whatever urgent matter that is on your mind, that you weigh whether or not what you have to say is worth being possibly SHOT while watching the movie you paid to watch (and not talk during).

This matter came to mind via an article from Philadelphia. You can read the article here! Now - I need to be clear here. This James Joseph Cialella Jr is no hero of movie theater attendees. I mean, talking is rude enough. But by pulling out his gun and shooting the rude movie theater talker - he wound up causing an even worse disruption. First - there was the GUNSHOT. How fucking annoying. I mean, celphone ringtones are annoying enough, but an actual GUNSHOT? Then, you can bet there was screaming and crying caused by the gunshot. Then... the fucking Police had to barge into the movie, make an arrest and take down statements from audience members that witnessed this.

All of this disruption began though - because 1 person was talking in a movie theater. Don't be that one person. Be quiet. Enjoy the movie. Shhhhh.

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by SomaShine
Dec 27th, 2008
01:26:41 PM
I love...
by T-RACE
Dec 27th, 2008
01:29:42 PM
I whisper...
by GeorgieBoy
Dec 27th, 2008
01:30:21 PM
Funniest part...
by Greenleaf1
Dec 27th, 2008
01:33:57 PM
I'd rather the gunshot...
by Flim_
Dec 27th, 2008
01:34:51 PM
Is Moriarty now at his other site full time?
by drturing
Dec 27th, 2008
01:35:20 PM
GeorgieBoy you fucking douche
by drturing
Dec 27th, 2008
01:36:13 PM
2 things
by killianx
Dec 27th, 2008
01:36:28 PM
So Just How Long Will It Be...?
by ArcherNX01
Dec 27th, 2008
01:42:08 PM
Unless your name is Joel Hodgson, shut the hell up during movies
by 433
Dec 27th, 2008
01:45:07 PM
Movie Talkers are scum
by chaoslover01
Dec 27th, 2008
01:46:34 PM
Just curious, were the talkers black?
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Dec 27th, 2008
01:47:18 PM
ALSO: Stop flashing your bright phone screen on and off!
by YotzVonFrelnik
Dec 27th, 2008
01:49:47 PM
This guy is a hero
by MattmanReturns
Dec 27th, 2008
01:50:21 PM
Just curious, were the talkers right handed?
by CENOBITE
Dec 27th, 2008
01:53:32 PM
CENOBITE
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Dec 27th, 2008
01:55:19 PM
Not just blacks, AllPowerful...
by Little Beavis
Dec 27th, 2008
01:56:54 PM
pulled the .38 out of his SWEATPANTS
by runrun
Dec 27th, 2008
01:57:10 PM
Maybe if we toned it down a little?
by The Funketeer
Dec 27th, 2008
02:00:35 PM
And don't be a whiny bitch when called out on it either!
by Frisco
Dec 27th, 2008
02:00:46 PM
No sympathy for assholes
by ebonic_plague
Dec 27th, 2008
02:03:41 PM
I wouldn't have a problem at all...
by Anti-fanboy
Dec 27th, 2008
02:03:43 PM
My hero
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
02:07:08 PM
Remember when Robot Chicken was funny?
by Jodet
Dec 27th, 2008
02:13:28 PM
Dear Harry
by MrClark
Dec 27th, 2008
02:15:35 PM
Who hasn't already read this article?
by Kapowski
Dec 27th, 2008
02:15:35 PM
He didn't shoot the guy at first...
by Dreamwriter
Dec 27th, 2008
02:16:55 PM
Someone had to be made an example of.
by FlickaPoo
Dec 27th, 2008
02:23:04 PM
Maybe I should change my gunshot ringtone
by Gozu
Dec 27th, 2008
02:25:44 PM
text during the movie...JUST AS BAD.
by slder78
Dec 27th, 2008
02:26:34 PM
Isn't Harry a movie talker?
by Eyegore
Dec 27th, 2008
02:26:38 PM
LOL! Harry you so funny!
by blindambition238
Dec 27th, 2008
02:28:24 PM
The guy got shot in the arm.
by ebonic_plague
Dec 27th, 2008
02:28:37 PM
Can't condone, but I understand
by deathbird
Dec 27th, 2008
02:32:53 PM
White Goodman?
by Mistahtibbs
Dec 27th, 2008
02:35:59 PM
All movie talkers should be shot
by liljuniorbrown
Dec 27th, 2008
02:36:26 PM
Kids...
by Andillformthehead
Dec 27th, 2008
02:37:41 PM
there not their
by Andillformthehead
Dec 27th, 2008
02:38:48 PM
Please Don't Sympathize with this Lunatic
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
02:41:25 PM
Who goes to a movie to talk?
by Manatee
Dec 27th, 2008
02:48:03 PM
It's the Back-Talkers
by silentjay
Dec 27th, 2008
02:51:18 PM
Shepherd Book says:
by floggy bottom
Dec 27th, 2008
02:52:48 PM
Which Would You Prefer?
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
02:52:52 PM

by Monkey Butler
Dec 27th, 2008
02:59:22 PM
Must have been a theater in Texas.
by Its a LION
Dec 27th, 2008
03:00:51 PM
Its a LION:: Yeah, Philly, Texas... its a big town.
by The Dum Guy
Dec 27th, 2008
03:05:04 PM
The Dum Guy: That's where they filmed Rambo, wasn't it?
by Its a LION
Dec 27th, 2008
03:06:29 PM
Everything that's wrong with America
by drturing
Dec 27th, 2008
03:09:06 PM
seriously we used to put men on the moon
by drturing
Dec 27th, 2008
03:10:37 PM
This is the weirdest talkback ever.
by dr sauch
Dec 27th, 2008
03:14:22 PM
Stupid Talkers
by Perceptor
Dec 27th, 2008
03:15:44 PM
the theaters....
by Andillformthehead
Dec 27th, 2008
03:16:39 PM
If you read the article
by Dapper Swindler
Dec 27th, 2008
03:17:26 PM
I think that if you were good...
by ballsmcretard
Dec 27th, 2008
03:19:07 PM
"What the fuck you gonna do now?
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 27th, 2008
03:24:45 PM
Eddie nailed it check this out
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 27th, 2008
03:26:14 PM
ummmmm harry.. im certain you've been to the alamo drafthouse...
by seekshelter
Dec 27th, 2008
03:26:32 PM
The Survivor Was With His Family...
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
03:28:32 PM
slder78
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 27th, 2008
03:29:18 PM
Grammaton...
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
03:32:40 PM
Oh, and don't get the idea
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 27th, 2008
03:34:08 PM
DeeJay
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 27th, 2008
03:35:40 PM
FIRST POSTERS ARE MORE ANNOYING THAN MOVIE TALKERS!
by eoneon
Dec 27th, 2008
03:39:14 PM
Pilgrim...
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
03:41:49 PM
I admit I've thought about it.
by Tacom
Dec 27th, 2008
03:46:34 PM
Grammaton...
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
03:47:31 PM
Why do I keep coming back here?
by Unnatural
Dec 27th, 2008
03:49:48 PM
Unnatural...
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
03:55:21 PM
Yippee Kai Yay Mothergunshot!
by BYOBkenobi
Dec 27th, 2008
03:55:55 PM
should have strangled them!!
by daddyfatnads
Dec 27th, 2008
03:57:38 PM
A Three Hour Retread Of Forrest Gump Isn't Worth Twenty Years In
by mjgtexas
Dec 27th, 2008
03:58:50 PM
A Three Hour Retread Of Forrest Gump Isn't Worth Twenty Years In
by mjgtexas
Dec 27th, 2008
03:59:06 PM
Unnatural, you didn't say "Peace!" before leaving
by Frisco
Dec 27th, 2008
04:00:41 PM
i would have shot the rest of the family aswell
by daddyfatnads
Dec 27th, 2008
04:01:40 PM
I hope DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD talks in movies
by MCSuchandsuch
Dec 27th, 2008
04:05:22 PM
Should his shot him in the head several times
by Akira Cowabunga
Dec 27th, 2008
04:08:00 PM
I'll tell you one thing..
by HercsShowerRadio
Dec 27th, 2008
04:08:29 PM
Finally...
by symon
Dec 27th, 2008
04:10:50 PM
Mentally disabled
by Jodet
Dec 27th, 2008
04:14:05 PM
Put All The Talkers In 1 Theatre And Gas Em
by Frodo T. Baggins
Dec 27th, 2008
04:18:20 PM
remember when cell phones first appeared?
by soup74
Dec 27th, 2008
04:18:43 PM
did he at least get to finish the movie?
by irc-Hollywood
Dec 27th, 2008
04:20:35 PM
MCSuch...
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
04:21:59 PM
DeeJay...
by MCSuchandsuch
Dec 27th, 2008
04:31:58 PM
I think I'm kinda done with AICN as well...
by Kirbymanly
Dec 27th, 2008
04:32:28 PM
President Bush, pardon this man
by Chief Joseph
Dec 27th, 2008
04:43:20 PM
I was hoping this would end up as a talkback...
by jimmy_009
Dec 27th, 2008
04:57:46 PM
i like to talk during the trailers
by slaughterstorm
Dec 27th, 2008
04:57:57 PM
slaughterstorm
by jimmy_009
Dec 27th, 2008
04:59:22 PM
Loud laughers can be annoying too.
by canopus
Dec 27th, 2008
05:04:26 PM
I don't condone shooting talkers...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 27th, 2008
05:04:56 PM
Add...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 27th, 2008
05:11:10 PM
besides, benjamin button sucked so bad.
by slaughterstorm
Dec 27th, 2008
05:11:26 PM
I live near this theater.
by Bubba Gillman
Dec 27th, 2008
05:12:06 PM
if people talk during the movie tough titty
by slappy jones
Dec 27th, 2008
05:19:18 PM
What about cell phone users who blab before the movie (and trail
by still_RuSTeD
Dec 27th, 2008
05:21:13 PM
What about the morons who bring their
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 27th, 2008
05:21:27 PM
Gene Siskel
by canopus
Dec 27th, 2008
05:24:37 PM
hahahahahahahahaha
by DigitalBeachWar
Dec 27th, 2008
05:26:20 PM
"I hate it when people talk during dah movie!"
by JackBauer24
Dec 27th, 2008
05:33:02 PM
This is the same as saying a scantily dressed girl deserved to g
by DonnyUnitas
Dec 27th, 2008
05:37:25 PM
*deserved to get raped
by DonnyUnitas
Dec 27th, 2008
05:37:56 PM
You Must Be Prepared at the Theater
by Stacy Without An E
Dec 27th, 2008
05:38:17 PM
Jack Valenti...
by Dead_Geek
Dec 27th, 2008
05:41:48 PM
Reasons to keep reading AICN:
by Amy Chasing
Dec 27th, 2008
05:47:13 PM
Harry, are you bored of movies?
by LoneGun
Dec 27th, 2008
05:47:35 PM
Wow, that is almost unintelligible
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Dec 27th, 2008
05:54:57 PM
Theaters should reserve certain screenings
by NoodlesHahn
Dec 27th, 2008
06:04:02 PM
its really scary how many of you want people to get shot
by slaughterstorm
Dec 27th, 2008
06:11:30 PM
I'm from the UK
by Hotscot
Dec 27th, 2008
06:12:32 PM
Movie talkers is another example of the end of civilization...
by Leafar the Lost
Dec 27th, 2008
06:22:42 PM
The BustedTees girls need to make up a cool T-shirt...
by FlickaPoo
Dec 27th, 2008
06:23:14 PM

by AJoustra
Dec 27th, 2008
06:23:19 PM
it's in philadelphia, naturally.
by Cotton McKnight
Dec 27th, 2008
06:24:38 PM
...and yes, in my head the girls sit around and make...
by FlickaPoo
Dec 27th, 2008
06:27:06 PM
Collision of two extreme brands of modern arseholism
by quantize
Dec 27th, 2008
06:33:20 PM
Schaudenfreude (sp?)...
by The Dum Guy
Dec 27th, 2008
06:34:25 PM
Honestly...
by ebonic_plague
Dec 27th, 2008
06:44:06 PM
A bit extreme
by SUPERJIM
Dec 27th, 2008
06:45:02 PM
This is why I have home theater...
by Warm Soft Lie
Dec 27th, 2008
06:49:00 PM
John Doe would say...
by WhoDis
Dec 27th, 2008
06:49:23 PM
All this considered...
by groorgman
Dec 27th, 2008
07:00:53 PM
Hey Harry, How 'bout a DVD article!
by guerillakarma
Dec 27th, 2008
07:08:39 PM
The solution is simple...
by Darkman
Dec 27th, 2008
07:09:16 PM
Next victim
by Jaws Wayne
Dec 27th, 2008
07:10:10 PM
...I like the taser idea...just one little yelp.
by FlickaPoo
Dec 27th, 2008
07:13:12 PM
Gee, glad I don't go to the movies with some of you.
by mrfan
Dec 27th, 2008
07:15:22 PM
Stacy Without An E
by Chief Joseph
Dec 27th, 2008
07:16:06 PM
Annoying Douchebags
by aversiontherapy2
Dec 27th, 2008
07:17:17 PM
It's About Frickin Time
by choonie
Dec 27th, 2008
07:17:27 PM
just a theory
by Potatino
Dec 27th, 2008
07:18:29 PM
How many of us WANT people to get shot?!?!?
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
07:25:42 PM
P.S. It's Christmas!
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
07:27:51 PM
I wish it had been a baby instead, they are the worst offenders
by happybunni
Dec 27th, 2008
07:31:25 PM
My theater story
by liljuniorbrown
Dec 27th, 2008
07:35:16 PM
Tasers are a good idea though
by happybunni
Dec 27th, 2008
07:35:20 PM
I was there... Almost
by Yommers
Dec 27th, 2008
07:40:16 PM
lol
by slkboxrman
Dec 27th, 2008
07:47:07 PM
A personal story
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
07:53:37 PM
I Love This Talkback
by Autodidact
Dec 27th, 2008
07:59:56 PM
HAHAHA...my favorite part..
by brattyben
Dec 27th, 2008
08:01:16 PM
In all seriousness
by Jaws Wayne
Dec 27th, 2008
08:05:24 PM
Short Summary of Talkikng Experiences
by Autodidact
Dec 27th, 2008
08:05:37 PM
No Wait the Worst Was This Retarded Guy
by Autodidact
Dec 27th, 2008
08:07:52 PM
On babies
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
08:08:14 PM
I had to shut someone up today
by CherryValance
Dec 27th, 2008
08:11:30 PM
perfectly ok, just use silencer on your gun
by pipergates
Dec 27th, 2008
08:11:44 PM
Here I am, imagining my dad getting shot in a theater...
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
08:14:49 PM
While we're on the subject of movie behavior...
by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
Dec 27th, 2008
08:16:18 PM
Holy crap I just saw WATCHMEN!!
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
08:16:19 PM
On kids...
by The Dum Guy
Dec 27th, 2008
08:20:17 PM
Seriously, BilboFett?
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
08:20:59 PM
That's it -- I've had enough of AICN!!!!!!!!!
by antibody
Dec 27th, 2008
08:23:22 PM
LOFL, SlyandtheFamilyStone
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
08:23:33 PM
KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR RUGRATS TOO!!
by LT Weezie
Dec 27th, 2008
08:24:33 PM
Cell Phone Problem
by Autodidact
Dec 27th, 2008
08:25:08 PM
you know what i love?
by cathartist
Dec 27th, 2008
08:25:47 PM
...I start to get a knot in my stomach on the drive to...
by FlickaPoo
Dec 27th, 2008
08:26:09 PM
Everybody put your hands in the air and...
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
08:26:12 PM
Ego-Stroking Bitches
by Autodidact
Dec 27th, 2008
08:29:48 PM
Well said, Cathartist
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
08:30:44 PM
Crap like this...
by fishpillow
Dec 27th, 2008
08:34:31 PM
haven't been to a movie in YEARS because of the talkers
by Scytherius
Dec 27th, 2008
08:36:07 PM
Would love to find out...
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 27th, 2008
08:38:57 PM
parent movie mornings at theaters
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
08:49:56 PM
the Arclight in Hollywood
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
08:52:38 PM
...on a slightly lighter note...
by FlickaPoo
Dec 27th, 2008
08:52:57 PM
no you won't whinynegative bitch
by slappy jones
Dec 27th, 2008
08:56:02 PM
"That's Wolverine! He just called him BUB!"
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLo rd
Dec 27th, 2008
08:59:45 PM
hey FlickaPoo
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
09:00:09 PM
had it coming
by a rolling stone
Dec 27th, 2008
09:01:32 PM
I wish the man had died of his wounds. i mean that.
by Ironhelix
Dec 27th, 2008
09:02:34 PM
I thought Travis Bickle only liked Pornos
by Catbarf the 12th
Dec 27th, 2008
09:03:00 PM
slappy jones, movie etiquette
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
09:03:30 PM
FUN WITH INDIANA JONES
by LT Weezie
Dec 27th, 2008
09:04:20 PM
Gunfire in a Brooklyn Theater
by Caerdwyn
Dec 27th, 2008
09:07:12 PM
well . . .
by cathartist
Dec 27th, 2008
09:11:43 PM
We're doomed
by drturing
Dec 27th, 2008
09:15:27 PM
I'm with antibody...
by Kal Reeve
Dec 27th, 2008
09:24:05 PM
I got this beat x 12
by Drestin Black
Dec 27th, 2008
09:25:53 PM
Ha! Yah, yes, shootists, please use your SILENCERS!
by Drath
Dec 27th, 2008
09:26:35 PM
And Harry...
by Kal Reeve
Dec 27th, 2008
09:27:44 PM
Now people with laser pointers, THEM you can shoot
by Drath
Dec 27th, 2008
09:30:10 PM
i dont give a fuck if someone else talks
by slappy jones
Dec 27th, 2008
09:31:32 PM
Drestin Black, your story has holes, maybe
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
09:31:52 PM
slappy jones, ypu
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
09:32:26 PM
well drestin I hope your friend gets shot
by slappy jones
Dec 27th, 2008
09:34:20 PM
what does ypu mean?
by slappy jones
Dec 27th, 2008
09:34:49 PM
BRING BACK THE DRIVE IN!!
by Lornsorrow
Dec 27th, 2008
09:35:52 PM
theaters aren't public places
by Taklamakan
Dec 27th, 2008
09:36:48 PM
slappy jones, you are wrong
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
09:37:27 PM
Bilbofett
by Jaws Wayne
Dec 27th, 2008
09:38:03 PM
Bilbo, sigh...
by Drestin Black
Dec 27th, 2008
09:38:12 PM
It's like Iraq
by a rolling stone
Dec 27th, 2008
09:40:02 PM
BilboFett...
by FlickaPoo
Dec 27th, 2008
09:40:18 PM
Drestin Black, I sit corrected
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
09:41:03 PM
SlappyJones, DIAF
by Drestin Black
Dec 27th, 2008
09:41:04 PM
Drestin Black, slappy jone's mind
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
09:42:38 PM
Bilbo, make it my place
by Drestin Black
Dec 27th, 2008
09:43:32 PM
Let The Right One In
by Drestin Black
Dec 27th, 2008
09:46:06 PM
My Talker Story.
by LOTGA
Dec 27th, 2008
09:50:39 PM
Kill them all!!!
by The Penultimate Gunslinger
Dec 27th, 2008
09:52:45 PM
My little hometown theatre had a "Cry Room"
by chromedome
Dec 27th, 2008
09:54:23 PM
A prime example of why I condone Bootlegged DVDs!
by Arcangel2020
Dec 27th, 2008
09:56:45 PM
Here's yet another reason so many of us...
by Sithtastic
Dec 27th, 2008
09:57:03 PM
Lornsorrow is right. Drive Ins forever.
by Its a LION
Dec 27th, 2008
09:57:21 PM
I don't find the story funny at all
by BilboFett
Dec 27th, 2008
09:57:27 PM
Two movies, seven bucks. That's hard to beat.
by Its a LION
Dec 27th, 2008
10:00:40 PM
Personally, I've found that......
by deadboy1313
Dec 27th, 2008
10:01:45 PM
Next victim? Please stop talking during the movie...
by Leafar the Lost
Dec 27th, 2008
10:04:59 PM
Great idea:
by The Penultimate Gunslinger
Dec 27th, 2008
10:05:46 PM
Damn this makes me remember
by rogueleader66
Dec 27th, 2008
10:09:31 PM
Shut the fuck up, slappy.
by MCSuchandsuch
Dec 27th, 2008
10:11:45 PM

by The Penultimate Gunslinger
Dec 27th, 2008
10:14:03 PM
...if the talker happens to be right in front of you...
by FlickaPoo
Dec 27th, 2008
10:15:13 PM
Nobody goes to the movies to hear people talking.
by Power_Girl
Dec 27th, 2008
10:20:49 PM
Drestin Black...
by Kal Reeve
Dec 27th, 2008
10:20:54 PM
And loud eaters who slurp away at empty drinks...
by Power_Girl
Dec 27th, 2008
10:24:37 PM
The guy who shot the talker...
by The Penultimate Gunslinger
Dec 27th, 2008
10:25:22 PM
Some great stories.
by mrfan
Dec 27th, 2008
10:28:19 PM
Kal Reeve, MCSuch & WhinyLittle
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
10:28:31 PM
though...
by Power_Girl
Dec 27th, 2008
10:29:12 PM
A talking mother ruined the 5th Harry Potter for me...
by Astrosquall
Dec 27th, 2008
10:34:34 PM
While watching Kiss of the Dragon...
by otm shank
Dec 27th, 2008
10:35:03 PM
get real DeeJay
by Power_Girl
Dec 27th, 2008
10:37:54 PM
Astrosquall
by Power_Girl
Dec 27th, 2008
10:40:58 PM
Kickers...
by Perceptor
Dec 27th, 2008
10:46:38 PM
"Honey...I wanted to ask you something...
by Cheif Brody
Dec 27th, 2008
10:48:32 PM
Power_Girl...
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
10:59:59 PM
That is too fucking awesome!
by Beowulf316
Dec 27th, 2008
11:04:37 PM
Beowulf316...
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
11:10:08 PM
DeeJay
by Chief Joseph
Dec 27th, 2008
11:10:49 PM
Kal Reeve, cause no one else thought he was
by Drestin Black
Dec 27th, 2008
11:12:26 PM
huh
by Beowulf316
Dec 27th, 2008
11:13:08 PM
Huge Movie Fan Who Hates the Theater
by Stacy Without An E
Dec 27th, 2008
11:13:44 PM
DeeJay
by Power_Girl
Dec 27th, 2008
11:17:08 PM
Tranq Gun.
by therobcat
Dec 27th, 2008
11:18:53 PM
I think it would have been -really- funny if...
by Its a LION
Dec 27th, 2008
11:19:42 PM
I'm not sure which is worse
by Snookeroo
Dec 27th, 2008
11:26:32 PM
While a warning shot was in order...
by BurnHollywood
Dec 27th, 2008
11:33:38 PM
Joseph, Beowulf & Power_Girl
by DeeJay
Dec 27th, 2008
11:34:01 PM
spoilers, et al
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLo rd
Dec 27th, 2008
11:34:27 PM
This IS Funny
by DeweyOxburger
Dec 27th, 2008
11:35:41 PM
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. MOVIE TO HIT THEATERS
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 27th, 2008
11:39:26 PM
Though police
by Beowulf316
Dec 27th, 2008
11:44:37 PM
For those who think shooting in the theatre is bad
by Autodidact
Dec 27th, 2008
11:46:08 PM
No, THIS is funny...
by BurnHollywood
Dec 27th, 2008
11:46:39 PM
WE JUST SIT IN THE WHEELCHAIR ACCOMPANYING SEATS
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 27th, 2008
11:46:59 PM
BTW...Aint It Ironic...
by Cheif Brody
Dec 27th, 2008
11:50:07 PM
Brutal Baby Killing No Talking PSA...
by Zartan
Dec 27th, 2008
11:50:42 PM
WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN TOM ROTHMAN
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 27th, 2008
11:54:41 PM
This will ALWAYS work with talkers:
by Bob Cryptonight
Dec 27th, 2008
11:55:59 PM
DeeJay
by Power_Girl
Dec 28th, 2008
12:00:12 AM
ItsaLION
by MCSuchandsuch
Dec 28th, 2008
12:00:13 AM
MCSuchandsuch: It's a bullshit story anyway.
by Its a LION
Dec 28th, 2008
12:04:52 AM
As a concealed carry licensee, this is a stupid reaction...
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Dec 28th, 2008
12:11:20 AM
Shooting is a bit extreme, but good lord how I hate talking...
by a goonie
Dec 28th, 2008
12:18:52 AM
I want to hate-fck Power_Girl
by BilboFett
Dec 28th, 2008
12:21:12 AM
Beowulf, BurnHollywood, Dewey & Power_Girl
by DeeJay
Dec 28th, 2008
12:26:39 AM
reminds me of Walter Sobchak
by quintana007
Dec 28th, 2008
12:32:52 AM
maybe a 3sum w/ power_girl and scriptgirl?
by BilboFett
Dec 28th, 2008
12:34:27 AM
Good for him
by Masteel
Dec 28th, 2008
12:41:36 AM
To quote an old Dr. Demento skit
by DarthFloyd
Dec 28th, 2008
01:02:09 AM
I JUST SAW WATCHMEN!!
by BilboFett
Dec 28th, 2008
01:09:53 AM
worst moviegoers: HORROR LAUGHERS
by BRUTICUS
Dec 28th, 2008
01:10:39 AM
BilboFett...get the hint..the joke is old and nobody gives a fuc
by quantize
Dec 28th, 2008
01:25:00 AM
ATTN: Quantize
by BilboFett
Dec 28th, 2008
01:28:48 AM
I curious
by Scumcock
Dec 28th, 2008
01:29:21 AM
what ever happened to good old
by deanbarry
Dec 28th, 2008
01:33:59 AM
BilboFett & DeeJay
by Power_Girl
Dec 28th, 2008
01:36:14 AM
Portland theaters are good about this
by drave117
Dec 28th, 2008
01:39:05 AM
what is the address of moriarty' site??
by deanbarry
Dec 28th, 2008
01:43:18 AM
drave117
by Its a LION
Dec 28th, 2008
01:53:06 AM
The funniest thing about columns like this is how...
by Immortal_Fish
Dec 28th, 2008
02:18:23 AM
i find that
by mrbong
Dec 28th, 2008
02:48:13 AM
The point to this story is:
by Bob Cryptonight
Dec 28th, 2008
02:52:19 AM
However, having seen the MUG SHOT of the shooter...
by Bob Cryptonight
Dec 28th, 2008
03:03:25 AM
Hey Slappy, STFU
by Eyegore
Dec 28th, 2008
04:59:47 AM
Cheif Brody
by NoodlesHahn
Dec 28th, 2008
05:22:08 AM
But seriously Slappy...
by Eyegore
Dec 28th, 2008
05:34:39 AM
this is only half way. shoot their family first.
by ironic_name
Dec 28th, 2008
05:40:58 AM
that dipshit from king of queens shot someone!
by ironic_name
Dec 28th, 2008
05:56:28 AM
I'm sure if it was a black guy that got shot...
by magic_ninja
Dec 28th, 2008
06:43:42 AM
Yes it would be considered a hate crime..
by Stalkeye
Dec 28th, 2008
06:54:22 AM
This is why we need strict Gun control.
by Stalkeye
Dec 28th, 2008
07:08:19 AM
Antibody, Kal Reeve, and Slappy Jones
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 28th, 2008
07:26:54 AM
Oh and DeeGay
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 28th, 2008
07:33:21 AM
"that dipshit from king of queens shot someone!"
by Bob Cryptonight
Dec 28th, 2008
07:52:55 AM
Too soon!
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Dec 28th, 2008
08:06:33 AM
IT'S OKAY TOI SING AND DANCE AT THE MOVIE
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 28th, 2008
08:17:03 AM
TOO BOOM!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 28th, 2008
08:18:58 AM
Silence is Golden
by Evil Chicken
Dec 28th, 2008
08:21:10 AM
In the words of Chris Rock . . . .
by chewyou812
Dec 28th, 2008
08:35:32 AM
NEXT TIME SAY THIS TO A TALKER (IN A COCKNEY ACCENT):
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 28th, 2008
08:37:40 AM
MORBIDOBESITY NEVERS TALKS DURING A MOVIE
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 28th, 2008
08:38:23 AM
I'm going to open this debate up juat a bit wider...
by FlickaPoo
Dec 28th, 2008
09:03:04 AM
..."JUAT"?.....how about "just". I hate people who can't...
by FlickaPoo
Dec 28th, 2008
09:05:10 AM
Bicycle & WhineyLittle
by DeeJay
Dec 28th, 2008
09:48:17 AM
Bicycle, One Other Thing...
by DeeJay
Dec 28th, 2008
09:58:54 AM
carry a cell phone jammer...love watching peoples faces
by j2talk
Dec 28th, 2008
11:18:33 AM
A sad state
by Frankenbastard
Dec 28th, 2008
11:28:11 AM
Gran Torino
by Frank Black
Dec 28th, 2008
11:30:10 AM
Was the person who got shot black?
by Laserhead
Dec 28th, 2008
11:47:12 AM
I use nunchucks
by ironic_name
Dec 28th, 2008
12:04:01 PM
Dee Gay
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 28th, 2008
12:09:41 PM
And another one of the things, Dee Gay
by The Bicycle Sharer
Dec 28th, 2008
12:14:21 PM
This was a long time coming.
by alienindisguise
Dec 28th, 2008
12:17:16 PM
Bicycle Bozo
by Jaws Wayne
Dec 28th, 2008
01:46:25 PM
Gun was an overreaction
by Dr Gregory House
Dec 28th, 2008
02:00:26 PM
Wow, that's in bad taste
by Jawa 007
Dec 28th, 2008
02:38:07 PM
I believe in civility but...
by Continentalop
Dec 28th, 2008
03:10:20 PM
not that bad
by a rolling stone
Dec 28th, 2008
03:24:03 PM
Jawa 007
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLo rd
Dec 28th, 2008
03:30:13 PM
Shootings during the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. MOVIE?
by Leafar the Lost
Dec 28th, 2008
04:38:52 PM
Leafar the Lost
by mode_7
Dec 28th, 2008
04:55:49 PM
Cotton, you are an asshole
by Juemad
Dec 28th, 2008
05:08:57 PM
Never mind that the "jail" at the old Vet doesn't exist at the n
by Juemad
Dec 28th, 2008
05:17:47 PM
doesn't exist at the new stadium, that is.
by Juemad
Dec 28th, 2008
05:18:22 PM
It probably did not happen in Spirit
by Dazzler69
Dec 28th, 2008
05:31:23 PM
WhineyNegative & Bicycle
by DeeJay
Dec 28th, 2008
05:49:05 PM
A Rolling Stone
by DeeJay
Dec 28th, 2008
05:53:50 PM
did the guy ask them to shut up first?
by shitjet
Dec 28th, 2008
06:50:12 PM
Should have done this as a musical.
by mrfan
Dec 28th, 2008
07:02:31 PM
Damn. Posted in the wrong talkback.
by mrfan
Dec 28th, 2008
07:03:47 PM
He's the Travis Bickle of movie goers...
by Chishu_Ryu
Dec 28th, 2008
07:30:38 PM
Violence is the only thing that stops bad behavior
by terry1978
Dec 28th, 2008
08:10:10 PM
Chishu_Ryu, he overreacted but,
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 28th, 2008
08:40:31 PM
Continentalop
by DoctorWho?
Dec 28th, 2008
08:57:28 PM
MANDATORY BALL GAGS IN THEATERS
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 28th, 2008
09:01:10 PM
I don't talk during a movie...
by Johnno
Dec 28th, 2008
11:37:31 PM
when people talk at my theater...
by mfcorleone
Dec 28th, 2008
11:53:24 PM
Hey Deejay
by Buckeye
Dec 29th, 2008
01:35:00 AM
Yikes that was long!
by Buckeye
Dec 29th, 2008
01:36:55 AM
ATTN: ANTIBODY... boo fucking hoo
by ChuckImania
Dec 29th, 2008
01:40:52 AM
Buckeye...
by DeeJay
Dec 29th, 2008
02:21:57 AM
Being Annoyed < Being Homocidal
by DeeJay
Dec 29th, 2008
02:35:59 AM
Kurzinski...
by DeeJay
Dec 29th, 2008
03:05:54 AM
ROFLMAANOOOOLOL!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 29th, 2008
07:10:16 AM
WHO HASN'T WANTED TO SHOOT SOMEBODY FOR ANNOYING YOU?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 29th, 2008
07:16:29 AM
SHOOTING A TALKER MAKES STONING A RAPE VICTIM FOR ADULTERY
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 29th, 2008
07:24:05 AM
AS NEITHER A TALKER NOR A SHOOTER
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 29th, 2008
07:26:12 AM
What he did wasn't right
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 29th, 2008
07:30:51 AM
I Live In a City With a 50%+ Black Population
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 29th, 2008
07:34:29 AM
I Agree with Abominable
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 29th, 2008
07:37:15 AM
Metal detectors would suck
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 29th, 2008
07:38:02 AM
BTW, Black People Talking in the Theater
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 29th, 2008
07:39:51 AM
B.I.G. = BLACKS INITIATING GUNFIRE
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 29th, 2008
07:43:19 AM
While we're on the subject
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 29th, 2008
07:44:52 AM
BLACK PEOPLE ALSO TALK ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE IN DEROGATORY WAYS
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 29th, 2008
07:48:15 AM
Revisiting the original article
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 29th, 2008
07:48:32 AM
It would have been mildly funny
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 29th, 2008
07:49:57 AM
JUST KNOCK ON THE FOREHEAD OF THE TALKER
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 29th, 2008
07:52:24 AM
IF IT'S OKAY TO SHOOT A TALKER THEN IT'S OKAY
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 29th, 2008
07:55:15 AM
Talking in theaters VS Shooting people
by Chishu_Ryu
Dec 29th, 2008
07:58:50 AM
The problem is everyone feels they're entitled
by terry1978
Dec 29th, 2008
08:04:08 AM
Are there silent tranquilizer guns?
by HoichiTheEarless
Dec 29th, 2008
08:13:59 AM
Damn Deejay
by cripeman
Dec 29th, 2008
08:17:34 AM
"One time, I straight up shit myself...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 29th, 2008
08:41:31 AM
Let this be a lesson to you.
by gotilk
Dec 29th, 2008
10:07:06 AM
One thing I don't see anymore are ushers.
by mrfan
Dec 29th, 2008
10:11:31 AM
Cripeman & Chisu_Ryu
by DeeJay
Dec 29th, 2008
10:18:40 AM
DeeJay,
by mrfan
Dec 29th, 2008
10:34:53 AM
Benjamin Button
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 29th, 2008
10:56:48 AM
Mr. Fan...
by DeeJay
Dec 29th, 2008
10:58:56 AM
Cripeman...
by DeeJay
Dec 29th, 2008
11:28:12 AM
MY FATHER-IN-LAW ANNOYS ME MORE THAN TALKERS
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 29th, 2008
11:58:06 AM
Damn!
by quicksilver80
Dec 29th, 2008
12:40:37 PM

by quicksilver80
Dec 29th, 2008
12:41:43 PM
2 minutes Ass kicking law....
by Darth Macchio
Dec 29th, 2008
02:05:48 PM
Quicksilver...
by DeeJay
Dec 29th, 2008
02:33:28 PM
"This is the City of Brotherly Love? "
by Shepard Wong
Dec 29th, 2008
02:55:18 PM
There's always someone meaner
by a rolling stone
Dec 29th, 2008
03:55:41 PM
Not sure if he deserved to be shot, but...
by The Drude
Dec 29th, 2008
04:09:55 PM
DeeJay, I really don't think this site is for you...
by MCSuchandsuch
Dec 29th, 2008
07:27:46 PM
just do what 2for2true does....
by just pillow talk
Dec 29th, 2008
10:35:18 PM
MCSuch...
by DeeJay
Dec 30th, 2008
09:13:48 AM
DeeJay...
by MCSuchandsuch
Dec 30th, 2008
06:11:36 PM
MCSuch...
by DeeJay
Dec 31st, 2008
08:56:14 AM
My Second Sentence Should Read:
by DeeJay
Dec 31st, 2008
10:03:41 AM
DeeJay...
by MCSuchandsuch
Dec 31st, 2008
05:12:08 PM
MCSuch...
by DeeJay
Jan 1st, 2009
12:05:18 PM
DeeJay
by MCSuchandsuch
Jan 1st, 2009
05:10:30 PM
MCSuch...
by DeeJay
Jan 2nd, 2009
01:47:23 AM
DeeJay
by MCSuchandsuch
Jan 2nd, 2009
06:50:33 AM
MCSuch...
by DeeJay
Jan 2nd, 2009
10:09:35 AM
One Other Thing...
by DeeJay
Jan 2nd, 2009
10:17:14 AM
DeeJay
by MCSuchandsuch
Jan 3rd, 2009
02:27:52 PM
MCSuch...
by DeeJay
Jan 3rd, 2009
07:10:52 PM
DeeJay
by MCSuchandsuch
Jan 4th, 2009
01:47:42 PM
MCSuch...
by DeeJay
Jan 4th, 2009
03:15:50 PM
Prossor...
by DeeJay
Jan 4th, 2009
03:17:00 PM
DeeJay
by MCSuchandsuch
Jan 4th, 2009
03:53:06 PM
Prossor
by MCSuchandsuch
Jan 4th, 2009
03:54:12 PM
MCSuch...
by DeeJay
Jan 5th, 2009
08:59:05 AM
DeeJay
by MCSuchandsuch
Jan 8th, 2009
05:35:09 PM
MCSuch...
by DeeJay
Jan 9th, 2009
06:25:23 PM

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